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♪♪
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[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
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[ WHIRRING ]
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♪♪
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IT'S ALIVE!
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♪♪
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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
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♪♪
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[ BEEPING ]
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GHOSTWRITER
HAS A MESSAGE FOR US.
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HIS CLUES
ARE ALWAYS A CHALLENGE,
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EVEN NOW THAT WE'VE BOTH
GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL.
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WHAT IS IT,
GHOSTWRITER?
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[ BEEPS ]
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"NOTHING...
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JUST FEELING HORNY."
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JAMAL,
WHAT DOES "HORNY" MEAN?
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HMM, "HORNY."
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HORN...EE.
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I THINK GHOSTWRITER
IS TELLING US
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THAT THE BACKPACK THIEF
RIDES A BIKE WITH A HORN.
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THANKS, GHOSTWRITER.
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[ BEEPING ]
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♪ WHO, WHO,
WHO HAS A CRUSH ON YOU ♪
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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MAN: Hi, there.
I'm not wearing a hat.
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Girl: ZACK DOESN'T HAVE
A CRUSH ON ME.
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DARN!
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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MAN:
I'm not at the beach.
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TREVOR DOESN'T HAVE
A CRUSH ON ME.
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YOUR LOSS, TREVOR.
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[ ALL GIGGLE ]
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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HELLO?
[ LAUGHS ]
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-[ Breathing heavily ]
-HELLO?
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OH, I THINK
I HEAR SOMEBODY BREATHING.
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MAN: Hey, there,
I'm not wearing pants.
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I DON'T SEE ANYBODY
WITHOUT PANTS.
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IS THIS TREVOR?
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Close.
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I'm Trevor's dad, Rich.
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I've seen you
at swim practice.
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You're blossoming
into a beautiful woman.
[ TELEPHONE BEEPS ]
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WHAT THE FUCK
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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STOP CALLING HERE!
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[ GRUNTS ]
[ CAT SCREECHES ]
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ASHLEY'S SUCH A SPAZ.
♪ WHO, WHO, WHO
HAS A CRUSH ON YOU ♪
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I WOULD TOTALLY FUCK
TREVOR'S DAD.
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♪ ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS
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HERE IT IS, KIDS --
THE GRAND CANYON!
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[ ALL CHEER ]
MS. FRIZZ,
YOU SAID WE WERE GOING
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TO THE NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM.
[ ALL GROANING ]
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MAGIC SCHOOL BUSES DON'T
DO STANDARD CURRICULUM.
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MS. FRIZZLE
IS BAT-SHIT CRAZY!
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DOES SHE EVEN HAVE
A TEACHING DEGREE?
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IT'S HONORARY.
SEATBELTS ON, KIDS.
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NO ONE ELSE WAS
ALREADY WEARING A SEATBELT?
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[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
[ WHIMPERS ]
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HEY, WE'RE RUNNING OUT
OF ROAD!
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WHERE THE ROAD ENDS,
ADVENTURE BEGINS!
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[ ALL CHEER ]
OKAY, BUS,
DO YOUR STUFF!
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[ EXPLOSION ]
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[ ANGELIC CHANTING ]
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SEE, ARNOLD?
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ADVENTURE AWAITS
IN HEAVEN!
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YEAH, SEE, ARNOLD?
YOU PUSSY!
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♪ THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS
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Announcer: THIS SPRING,
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THE TRANSFORMERS
GAIN A NEW ALLY.
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AUTOBOTS,
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT.
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FROM AMAZON'S HIT SHOW
"TRANSPARENT,"
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JEFFREY TAMBOR
IS THE TRANS TRANSFORMER.
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UH, GUYS, HOLD ON.
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HI, I'D LIKE TO SCHEDULE
GENDER REASSIGNMENT SURGERY.
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MAN TO WOMAN.
ANTHEM BLUE CROSS.
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OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, PFEFFERMAN,
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!
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THIS ISN'T
A QUICK PROCESS.
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BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
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-NO, NO.
-BEE-BA-BEE-BA.
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[ STATIC ]
[ SULTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]
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-OOH.
-BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
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YOU DID IT!
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YOU FINALLY DID IT!
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YOU BLEW IT ALL UP!
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EXCUSE ME, SIR, YOU NEED TO STAY
ON THE MARKED TRAILS ONLY.
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WHAT?
WHO ARE YOU?
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I'M THE PARK RANGER.
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YOU'RE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE APE HABITAT.
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I'M AN ASTRONAUT.
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MY SPACE CAPSULE LANDED HERE.
-[ LAUGHS ]
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WELL, YOU REALLY
THREADED THE NEEDLE.
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THE WHOLE HABITAT'S
ONLY A SQUARE MILE.
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ANYWAY, COME ON BACK
TO THE GIFT SHOP,
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AND LET'S GET YOU
A SOUVENIR T-SHIRT.
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SO HUMANITY ISN'T --
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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THE APES SAID --
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THE PRISONER
BELONGS TO US!
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APES
ARE SUPREME HERE!
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AH, AH, AH, AH.
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
[ APES SCREAMING ]
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ARE YOU READY
TO BE A GOOD APE?
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YOU GONNA LEAVE
THE NICE TOURIST ALONE?
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[ SCREAMING ]
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FOR FUCK SAKE,
I'M SHITTING MY PANTS, MAN!
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[ CRACKLING STOPS ]
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HEY, YOU WANT
TO BUY AN INFLATABLE APE
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OR SOME APE JERKY
FROM THE GIFT SHOP?
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DAMN RIGHT, I DO!
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GHOSTWRITER
HAS ANOTHER CLUE.
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Lenni: "WHIP OUT
YOUR BLACK COCK"
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JAMAL,
WHAT COULD IT MEAN?
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LET'S CHECK
THE DICTIONARY.
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OOH, "COCK" IS ANOTHER NAME
FOR ROOSTER!
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THAT MUST MEAN THE BACKPACK
THIEF OWNS A BLACK ROOSTER.
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WE BETTER CHECK
FARMER JAKE'S FOR CLUES.
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[ BEEPING ]
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♪♪
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Linny: ♪ THE CAN
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♪ THE CAN IS JINGLING
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♪ THERE'S AN ANIMAL
WHO NEEDS US ♪
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♪ LISTEN, IT'S A BABY COW
OUT IN THE FARMLAND ♪
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♪ NEAR A COMEDY CLUB
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♪ WHAT,
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS ♪
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Together:
♪ THE WONDER PETS ARE COMING
QUICK TO SAVE A BABY COW ♪
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♪ THERE'S
THE COMEDY CLUB ♪
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♪ IT'S CALLED
THE LAUGHTER HOUSE ♪
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♪ THERE'S THE BABY COW
IN THAT TINY WOODEN BOX ♪
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♪ SHE'S UNABLE TO MOVE
[ MOOS ]
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♪ LOOK,
HER NAME IS VEAL ♪
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♪ THAT'S
A VERY PRETTY NAME ♪
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♪ THERE YOU GO, VEAL
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♪ YOU'VE GOT
YOUR FREEDOM NOW ♪
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♪ HER LEGS --
HER LEGS ARE ATROPHIED ♪
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♪ FROM BEING LOCKED UP
IN HER FILTH ♪
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♪ THEY SAY THAT LAUGHTER
IS THE BEST MEDICINE ♪
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♪ BUT, SERIOUSLY,
TAKE MY BABY COW, PLEASE ♪
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[ RIM SHOT ]
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[ COW MOOING INTENSELY ]
[ SAW BUZZING ]
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[ GUNSHOT ]
[ COW MOOS ]
[ GUNSHOT ]
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♪ OH, GOD,
IT'S NOT A COMEDY CLUB ♪
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[ RETCHING ]
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SLAUGHTER HOUSE.
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OH, THAT MAKES
MUCH MORE SENSE!
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ARE YOU
FUCKING SERIOUS?
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HEY, ARE YOU GUYS UP
FOR A BURGER?
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Together:
♪ THE WONDER PETS, WONDER PETS
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♪ THE BABY COW'S DECEASED
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♪ BUT HER FLESH
IS NICE AND TENDER ♪
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♪ SO, TONIGHT,
WE'LL HAVE A FEAST ♪
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♪ AND SHE TASTES GOOD
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[ CHOMPING ]
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DAD, THERE'S A MONSTER
IN MY CLOSET.
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[ GRUMBLING ]
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DAD, DID YOU SEE
THE MONSTER?
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DAD? DAD?
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I'M THINKING!
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Announcer:
ARE YOU READY TO GET AWKWARD?
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IT'S THE NEW GAME BASED
ON THE HIT MTV SERIES.
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Girl: I LANDED
ON JENNA HAMILTON!
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Jenna:
I BROKE MY ARM BY ACCIDENT,
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BUT EVERYONE AT SCHOOL THINKS
IT WAS A SUICIDE ATTEMPT.
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Together: AWKWARD!
[ LAUGHTER ]
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I GOT LISSA MILLER!
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Lissa: I'M GOING TO STAY
A VIRGIN FOREVER...
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EXCEPT UP MY BUTT.
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HE'S TOTALLY GONNA BREAK
MY B-HYMEN.
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Together: AWKWARD!
[ LAUGHTER ]
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Girl: I LANDED ON THE WRITER
OF THIS GAME.
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Man: I GOT THIS ASSIGNMENT
KIND OF LAST-MINUTE,
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SO I HAVEN'T SEEN THE SHOW.
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HOPE THAT WIKIPEDIA ENTRY
IS ACCURATE.
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Together: SUPER AWKWARD!
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Announcer: FROM MTV GAMES!
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DADDY,
I WANT AN OOMPA LOOMPA!
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I WANT
AN OOMPA LOOMPA NOW!
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VERY WELL, VERUCA.
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WONKA, HOW MUCH
FOR AN OOMPA LOOMPA?
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THEY'RE NOT FOR SALE.
EVERYTHING'S
GOT A PRICE, WONKA.
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JUST NAME IT.
FINE, HOW ABOUT
$8 GAJILLION BILLION?
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WHOO-HOO!
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WHEE!
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♪ DOOPITY-DEE-DEE,
DOOPITY-DOO ♪
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♪ WHO'S GONNA CLEAN THIS UP,
IT'S YOU ♪
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[ GROANS ]
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ONE DAY, SOME WHITE IDIOTS
ARE GOING TO BUILD A HOUSE HERE.
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AND THEN WHAT?
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AND THEN SHIT JUMPS OFF.
I CAN TELL YOU THAT.
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HMM?
IF WE EVER WANT
TO FIND THE BACKPACK THIEF,
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WE NEED TO DO EXACTLY
WHAT THE GHOSTWRITER SAYS.
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OH, JAMAL!
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OH.
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COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO.
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Announcer: THE BACKPACK THIEF
WAS NEVER FOUND,
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BUT THE BIGGEST MYSTERY
WAS SOLVED --
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GHOSTWRITER
WAS A VOYEURISTIC GHOST
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AND HIS UNFINISHED BUSINESS
ON EARTH
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WAS WATCHING TEENAGERS
BONE EACH OTHER.
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THANKS FOR WATCHING PBS.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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NOW YOU KNOW WHAT
IT FEELS LIKE, YOU JERKS!
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THE BIOPSY RESULTS
CAME BACK,
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AND YOU'VE TESTED NEGATIVE
FOR "MELANAMA."
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THAT'S MELANOMA
FOR BANANAS.
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WOW, THANK GOD.
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HOWEVER, YOU TESTED POSITIVE
FOR STAGE 4 "BANANAL" CANCER.
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THAT'S STAGE 4 ANAL CANCER
FOR BANANAS.
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[ SOBBING ]
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WELCOME TO "ARE YOU THE ONE?"
WHERE YOU SMASH SOME GASH
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WHILE THE COMPUTER DECIDES
WHO'S YOUR PERFECT MATE!
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ARCHIE ANDREWS.
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NOW, YOU'RE A ROUTINE
GASH SMASHER.
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DID YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEK?
-YEAH.
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I GOT TO KNOW
THE GIRLS BETTER.
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MMM.
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MMM.
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UGH, WHISKEY.
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REALLY?
WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?
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UH, STRAW-HEAD,
BLACK BANGS, FUGGO.
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WRONG!
SO, WHO'S YOUR PERFECT MATCH?
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CHERRY.
CHERRY BOSOMS.
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UH, NO, BUT I COULD SEE
WHERE YOU GET THAT.
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CHERYL BLOSSOM,
COME ON OUT.
[ GIGGLING ]
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BETTY, WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THIS MATCH?
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I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER
FOR THEM.
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DON'T THEY MAKE
A CUTE COUPLE?
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I'M VERY HAPPY FOR THEM.
I MEAN THAT.
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I REALLY, REALLY MEAN THAT.
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[ GROANING ]
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00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:32,605
JUGHEAD,
BOOM-BOOM ROOM, NOW.
229
00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:34,873
SORRY, ETHEL.
I PICKED BETTY.
230
00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:38,411
I'LL LET YOU EAT A HOT POCKET
OUT OF MY HOT POCKET.
231
00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:39,579
HUH?
232
00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:42,582
I'LL PUT MY CROTCH ROCKET
IN YOUR ROD SOCKET!
233
00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:45,317
HEY, GIRL, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE
HIT THE BOOM-BOOM ROOM?
234
00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:48,988
YOU CAN MEET MY TROPHY, AND I'LL
PUT YOU ON THE "MANTLE."
235
00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:51,424
'CAUSE I'M REGGIE MANTLE!
GET IT?
236
00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:52,925
HOW ABOUT A HANDY
IN THE POOL?
237
00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:54,260
A HUMMER
IN THE DRIVEWAY?
238
00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,563
A FRIDGE-SPLITTER
IN THE WINE CELLAR? RONNIE!
239
00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:59,666
WHAT THE FUCK
IS GOING ON HERE?
240
00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:01,533
Announcer:
NOW LET'S SEE IF TRUTH BOOTH
241
00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,437
SAYS ARCHIE AND CHERYL
ARE A PERFECT MATCH.
242
00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:05,738
[ WHIRRING ]
243
00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:07,808
[ BUZZER ]
244
00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:13,146
THIS GAME IS STUPID.
245
00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:15,216
[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]
246
00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:26,025
HEY, REGGIE,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
247
00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:27,326
I'M GONNA PUT YOU
ON THE "MANTLE."
248
00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:29,462
YOU USED MY PHRASE.
[ GRUNTS ]
249
00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:30,529
[ BOTH GROANING ]
250
00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:31,965
I'M GONNA PUT YOU
ON THE "MANTLE."
251
00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,200
I'M YOUR "MANTLE."
252
00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:35,269
[ WHIRRING ]
253
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,574
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK,
BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
254
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,809
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK
BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
255
00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:46,011
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK,
BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
256
00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:48,147
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK
BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
257
00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:50,316
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK,
BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
258
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,385
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK
BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
259
00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,455
BA-GAWK!
BAWK.
260
00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:58,558
[ BLOWING ]
261
00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,860
AH, I DID IT!
262
00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:02,662
I FINALLY DID IT!
263
00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:04,497
I BLEW IT ALL UP!
264
00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,499
[ MONKEY HOOTING ]
265
00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:07,834
[ MONKEY HOOTS ]
266
00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,503
[ SLAP! ]
267
00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:13,407
♪♪
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