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♪♪
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[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
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[ WHIRRING ]
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♪♪
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IT'S ALIVE!
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♪♪
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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
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♪♪
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[ BEEPING ]
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OKAY,
AAAHH!!! REAL MONSTERS,
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GIVE ME THE BEST WAYS
TO SCARE PEOPLE.
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I HIDE
UNDER THE BED.
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I SPRING
OUT OF CLOSETS.
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I TICKLE CHILDREN'S BRAINS
TO INDUCE NIGHTMARES.
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NEW GIRL,
HOW DO YOU SCARE PEOPLE?
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I USE MISE EN SCèNE.
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UH...WHAT?
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YOU KNOW,
THE MOVING IMAGE, FILM.
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YOU SCARE PEOPLE WITH...
A MOVIE?
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IT KILLS...
EVERY TIME.
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THAT'S SO STUPID.
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IS 96% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES
STUPID?
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WOW, THAT REALLY IS
A GOOD A SCORE!
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I'VE GOT
TO SEE THIS FLICK.
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YOU SHOULD TOTALLY
CHECK IT OUT.
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AAAAH!
WHAT IS THAT?
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I SHOULD REALLY
TRANSFER THIS TO DVD.
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HULK DEMAND
YOU REMOVE UNWARRANTED CHARGES
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FROM HULK'S CABLE BILL!
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HULK NOT ORDER "BEAN GOBBLERS"
VOLUME 7 THROUGH 31
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AND VOLUME 33 THROUGH 39!
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[ Woman
speaks indistinctly ]
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WHAT?!
[ Speaks indistinctly ]
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YOU --
YOU BELIEVE HULK?!
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[ Speaks indistinctly ]
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UH...THANK YOU.
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HULK SORRY HULK YELLED.
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♪♪
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AAAAH!
WHAT?!
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WHAT IS IT?!
WHAT IS IT?!
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OH, MY GOSH!
A SPIDER!
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JESUS, RAMONA, I THOUGHT YOU
BROKE YOUR LEG OR SOMETHING.
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WHY THE HELL WOULD ANYONE SCREAM
LIKE THAT OVER A STUPID --
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[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
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MA-- MATTHEW?
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[ Distorted ]
MATTHEW IS NO MORE.
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I HAVE TAKEN CONTROL
OF HIS BRAIN.
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NO!
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RAMONA,
WATCH THIS.
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NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
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THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY.
NOW TWERK.
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[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ]
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YES, PLEASE.
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HI, I'M THE GRIZZLY MAN,
AND I LOVE BEARS.
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HI, BEAR!
[ GROWLS ]
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BACK AT YOU!
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EVER SINCE I WATCHED
YOGI BEAR CARTOONS AS A CHILD,
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I'VE BEEN OBSESSED WITH PUTTING
MYSELF COSTUMES ON BEARS.
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[ GROWLS ]
GOOD LUCK
PULLING THAT HAT OFF.
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I STAPLED IT ON.
[ LAUGHS ]
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DON'T WORRY.
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ACCORDING
TO MY RESEARCH,
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BEARS DON'T HAVE FEELINGS
IN THEIR SKULLS.
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AW, DOESN'T BOO-BOO
LOOK CHARMING,
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JUST LIKE
A LITTLE URKEL.
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[ BEARS GROWLING ]
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OH, MY GOD,
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING.
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THEY'RE JUMPING ME IN.
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I'M GONNA BE
A FULL-FLEDGED BEAR!
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YIPPEE!
[ GROWLING CONTINUES ]
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AAAAAH!
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[ SCREAMING ]
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OH, MY SKULL!
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[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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YOU GONNA LEARN WHAT HAPPENS
TO CLOWNS WHO TRY TO RUN!
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YOU,
I WANT YOU TO DO IT!
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I'D RATHER
YOU DO IT.
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[ INHALES,
EXHALES DEEPLY ]
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[ SOBBING ]
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AAH,
THIS IS GONNA STAIN.
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[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]
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HI, SAMARA, THIS IS BOB
DOWN AT VIDEO TRANSFER HOUSE.
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YOUR DVD COPIES WILL BE READY
FOR PICK-UP THIS AFTERNOON.
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SAMARA:
Seven days.
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UH, NO,
I SAID TODAY.
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THEY'LL BE READY TODAY.
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[ SCREAMS ]
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I DECIDED
TO PICK THEM UP NOW.
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I THREW IN A DIGITAL COPY
FOR FREE.
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[ GROANS ]
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THANK YOU.
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WE USED TO SAY
THAT ECCENTRIC, SPIRITED PEOPLE
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SUCH AS YOURSELF WERE JUST
SILLY, PERHAPS IMMATURE,
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OR, SHALL WE SAY,
GOOFY.
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[ LAUGHS ] YEAH!
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BUT NOW WE KNOW
IT'S AUTISM.
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GARSH!
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HEY!
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[ APPLAUSE ]
RALPH,
STOP JUGGLING KNIVES.
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MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE A FUTURE,
BUT I'M GONNA DIRECT MOVIES.
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OR LOSE
ALL OF YOUR HAIR.
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OR LOSE ALL OF MY --
HEY!
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AAH!
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OH, GOD!
RALPH!
NO!
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NEVER FEAR,
THE FONZ IS HERE.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
BUT HE'S DEAD, FONZ.
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BUT I CAN TURN WOMEN ON.
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I CAN TURN THE JUKEBOX ON.
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I CAN TURN THINGS ON.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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AH!
HEY!
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[ SNARLS ]
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WHOA!
LOOKS LIKE I WAS R-R-R-R--
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R-R-R-R--
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I FUCKED UP.
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[ SCREAMS ] AAAH!
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[ ALL SNARLING ]
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I'LL CALM THEM DOWN
WITH MY GORGEOUS SINGING VOICE.
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♪ WHO'S MY BABY
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[ GROWLS ]
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FONZIE,
YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
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I TURN THINGS ON.
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I NEVER TRIED
TURNING THEM OFF.
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WE'RE GONNA DIE,
FONZ!
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
OH, YOU'RE SHARK BAIT.
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[ GROWLING, SNARLING ]
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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FONZ, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
TURN ME OFF.
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[ AUDIENCE AWWS ]
BUT I L--
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I L-L-L-L--
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[ Voice breaking ]
TURN ME OFF, FONZIE.
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[ SOBS ]
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[ GAGS ]
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I L-L-L-- LOVE YOU.
[ SOBS ]
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[ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ]
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♪ I AM THE SOAP,
YOU RUB ME ALL OVER YOUR SKIN ♪
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♪ TOUCH YOUR FACE
AND ALSO YOUR BUTT ♪
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♪ LICK, LICK, LICK,
LICK, LICK, LICK ♪
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[ MOANING ]
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HEAR YE! HEAR YE!
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BELL FOR SALE!
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TWO BUCKS!
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AND SOLD.
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DID YOU SEE THAT CAT
RIDE THAT ROOMBA?
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THE INTERNET'S
REALLY FULFILLED ITS PROMISES
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OF TRANSFORMATIVE
TECHNOLOGY!
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EH, SHUT THE FUCK UP,
ASSHOLE.
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HEY,
WHAT'S THIS?
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[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYING ]
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BORING!BORING!
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[ CAT MEOWS ]
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[ BOTH LAUGH, CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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HELLO?
SAMARA:
Keep watching the video.
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WHO IS THIS?
WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE, THE NSA?
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It's a high-quality
DVD transfer.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
DICK-FART?
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Watch it...
and die in seven days!
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LOOK, YOU'RE STUPID,
AND YOUR STUPID VIDEO IS STUPID!
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I'M GONNA GIVE IT A THUMBS-DOWN
SO NOBODY WATCHES.
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Don't!
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I need
the ad-sharing money!
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WHO WAS THAT?
IT WAS YOUR MOM.
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SHE SAID HER MOUTH FELT LONELY
WITHOUT MY COCK IN IT.
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OH, DID SHE SAY
WHAT TIME SHE'S PICKING ME UP?
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[ BOTH SCREAM ]
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[ CAT YOWLS ]
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
AHH!
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WOW,
ANOTHER NIGHT OF SUPERHEROES
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AND SEXUALIZING TEENAGERS!
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I WISH I WAS ON THE C.W.
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THAT WOULD BE SO COOL.
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SO COOL.
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I MIGHT WANT TO SEE A DOCTOR
ABOUT POTENTIAL NARCOLEPSY.
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[ SNORES ]
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WOW, THE ARSENAL COSTUME.
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[ GASPS ]
I MUST BE ON "ARROW"!
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AND THERE'S THE STAR OF "ARROW",
THE ARROW!
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ARSENAL,
STICK TO THE MISSION.
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WE NEED TO TAKE OUT THOSE GUARDS
IF WE'RE GONNA RESCUE FELICITY.
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COOL,
SO IS THIS SEASON ONE,
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WHERE YOU KILL EVERY
MOTHER FUCKER WITH A PULSE?
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OR SEASON TWO
OR THREE,
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WHERE YOU JUST GIVE PEOPLE
CRIPPLING INJURIES
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THAT WILL MAKE EVERY DAY
OF THE REST OF THEIR LIVES
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A HELL ON EARTH?
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I'M NOT A KILLER.
I KNOW THAT NOW.
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GOT IT -- INJURIES,
HELL ON EARTH, ET CETERA.
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NONLETHAL, NONLETHAL --
ZING!
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AH!
WHOOPS.
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OKAY, I CAN DO THIS.
ZING!
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AH!
I SAID
NO KILLING!
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HENCHMEN EYES
ARE LIKE ARROW MAGNETS.
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I GOT THIS.
ZING!
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OW!
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YES!
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CONSIDER HIM
INCAPACITATED.
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OH, MY GOD!
MY FEMORAL ARTERY!
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BOY, THE HUMAN BODY
IS COMPLICATED.
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WHERE AM I?
WHAT -- WHAT SHOW AM I ON?
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[ GASPS ]
IS "THE 100"?
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VINCENT,
IS THAT YOU?
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OH, MY GOSH.
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I MUST BE
ON "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST".
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HELLO THERE,
BELLE.
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BELLE?
I AM CAT!
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CAT, BELLE,
ALL THAT MATTERS IS I LOVE YOU.
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I LOVE YOU, TOO.
EVER SINCE I FIRST MET YOU.
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AND WE SANG THAT SONG
WITH THAT TEAPOT.
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AND YOU SAVED ME
FROM THE MURDERERS
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WHO BUTCHERED
MY PARENTS.
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WHOA.
OH, NO!
YOU'RE CHANGING!
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UH, YES, THE LAST PETAL
OF THE MAGIC ROSE...
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WAS THAT THE CODENAME
OF THE DNA SUPERSOLDIER PROGRAM
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IN AFGHANISTAN
THAT MUTATED YOU?
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WOW, THIS SHOW
KIND OF KICKS ASS.
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YOU'RE TURNING INTO
THAT HORRIBLE MONSTER AGAIN!
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THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!
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[ GROANS ]
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WELL, THIS SEEMS LIKE
A REALLY LIVEABLE AFFLICTION.
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OH, RAVISH ME,
YOU MONSTER!
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SIRI, REMIND ME TO DVR THE HELL
OUT OF "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST".
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OH, COME ON.
OBEASTUS INTERRUPTUS.
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S.T.A.R. LABS?
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OH, MY GOSH.
I'M ON "THE FLASH".
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OH, MY GOSH.
I AM THE FLASH!
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OH, MY GOSH.
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IT'S ED
FROM "ED"!
WHAT?
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NO, BARRY,
IT'S ME.
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DR. HARRISON WELLS.
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LISTEN, YOU NEED TO FOCUS
YOUR SPEED IN ORDER TO --
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BANK ROBBERY AT THE CORNER
OF PEREZ AND WOLFMAN.
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IT'S NEXT
TO JIM LEE BOULEVARD.
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YES,
NERD UNITE!
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THIS IS AWESOME!
WAIT, WHERE THE HELL AM I GOING?
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I'VE NEVER BEEN
TO THIS CITY BEFORE.
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00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,691
I THINK I WANT THE 101 NORTH,
237
00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:21,794
BUT THAT ON-RAMP SAID 101 EAST
AND 101 WEST.
238
00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:23,697
IS 101 NORTH ALSO 101 WEST?
239
00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,331
WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT?
240
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:29,102
WHOA.
I DID NOT WANT THE 101 WEST.
241
00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:32,205
YES!
THE FLASH IS HERE TO S--
242
00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:33,673
OKAY, I MIGHT BE A LITTLE LATE.
243
00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:34,674
Barry!
244
00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,208
Barry,
did you stop the robbery?
245
00:09:36,275 --> 00:09:38,344
[ CHUCKLES ]
FALSE ALARM.
246
00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,978
YOU'RE STILL TOO FAT!
247
00:09:40,045 --> 00:09:43,416
BUT ALL I DO IS SMOKE CIGARETTES
AND DRINK CHOCOLATE IPECAC.
248
00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:45,584
I'M SORRY, BUT YOU
ARE NO LONGER IN THE RUNNING
249
00:09:45,651 --> 00:09:47,120
TO BE
AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL.
250
00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,721
JUST POINT ME
TO THE NEAREST ARBY'S.
251
00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:51,157
MY STOMACH
IS LIKE [GROWLS].
252
00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:54,894
HEY, I WONDER WHAT SHOW
I'M GOING TO BE ON NEXT.
253
00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:57,730
OOH-HOO-HOO-HOO,
THAT SOUNDS SEXY.
254
00:09:57,797 --> 00:10:00,065
OH, MY GOSH.
I'M PREGNANT?
255
00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:02,068
YOU'RE ACTUALLY
WELL INTO YOUR THIRD TRIMESTER.
256
00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:04,537
BUT I CAN'T BE PREGNANT.
I'M A VIRGIN!
257
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,638
WE CAN FIX THAT.
258
00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:07,173
[ CLOCK TICKING ]
259
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,274
THERE WE GO.
260
00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,410
I STILL DON'T KNOW
HOW I GOT PREGNANT.
261
00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:11,544
I'M A DUDE!
262
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,512
SORRY,
I DON'T TALK TO SLUTS.
263
00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:15,014
[ SNORTS ] HUH?
264
00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:18,784
WOW, I JUST HAD
THE MOST AMAZING DREAM...
265
00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:22,088
AND YOU WERE THERE
AND YOU AND YOU.
266
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,189
YES.
267
00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:25,257
WE'VE BEEN STANDING HERE
FOR HALF AN HOUR.
268
00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:27,093
THIS IS ACTUALLY
YOUR MAKE-A-WISH VISIT.
269
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,261
WHAT?
270
00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,396
AWW,
DANG IT.
271
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,430
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
273
00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:34,767
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK
WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
274
00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:35,935
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
275
00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:37,270
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
276
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,105
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK
WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
277
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,106
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
278
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,441
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
279
00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,443
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK
WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
280
00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:45,646
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
281
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,484
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