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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SAWING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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IT'S ALIVE!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SMOOCH! ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRY
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COUNTING SHEEP?
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DOES THAT REALLY WORK?
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JUST GIVE IT A TRY.
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[ SIGHS ]
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...
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[ SHEEP BLEATING ]
...7, 8, 9, 10!
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MOVE IT, SHEEP! JUMP, JUMP!
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LISTEN UP.
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YOU HAVE ONE JOB -- TO HELP
HUMANS FALL ASLEEP.
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FAIL AND WE'LL TURN YOUR ASSES
INTO LAMB CHOPS!
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11, YOU'RE LATE!
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[ Bleating ] MY NAME IS
SAMUEL.
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NOW, LET THAT BE A LESSON TO
ALL YOU --
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MY NAME IS SAMUEL.
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MY NAME IS SAMUEL.
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MY NAME IS SAMUEL!
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WHAT THE THE FUCK
ALL RIGHT, STAY -- STAY BACK!
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STAY BACK!
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[ SCREAMING ]
[ YAWNS ]
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HEY, HOW'D YOU SLEEP?
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EH, FINE.
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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD, MISTY.
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BETTER THAN YOU, ASH.
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OH, DARN!
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ASH! WHY HAVE WE BEEN PLAYING
TENNIS WITH A POKéBALL?
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PIKACHU PISSED ON MY RUG.
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[ GROANING ]
DAMN RIGHT.
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[ SINGING OPERATICALLY ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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HOLD MY OAKLEYS!
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HUH!
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NO, NO, NO, NO!
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[ VACUUM CLEANER RUNS ]
GET YOUR PENIS OUT OF THE
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VACUUM CLEANER.
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[ VACUUM CLEANER SHUTS OFF ]
FAMILY, AFTER NEARLY KILLING
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YOU ON A SKI TRIP TO THE
HIMALAYAS, I SAVED YOUR LIVES BY
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GIVING EACH OF YOU BIONIC
IMPLANTS.
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LET'S USE THESE COOL NEW POWERS
AS THE BIONIC SIX!
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
UH, HON, MAYBE WE SHOULD BE
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GRATEFUL WE'RE ALIVE AND NOT --
THE BIONIC SIX!
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OPEN WIDE!
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YOU JUST GOT
EIGHTY-BIONIC-SIXED!
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[ GRUNTS ]
DAD, TURNS OUT HITTING HOMERS
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ISN'T A SUPERPOWER.
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AAH!
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BIONIC FIVE!
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ERIC?
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UH, HIS CODE NAME IS
SPORTS-1.
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HE'S OUR SON AND HE'S DEAD,
YOU ASSHOLE!
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WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE.
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BIONIC FOUR!
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HYAH!
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[ GUNFIRE ]
BIONIC THREE!
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YOU KILLED MY BROTHER!
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AAH!
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BIONIC TWO!
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WE NEVER HAD ANY TRAINING!
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[ GROANS ]
BIONIC ONE!
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ONLY NOW DO I SEE THAT
BIONICS SOLVE NOTHING.
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I AM OUT OF WORK!
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IT IS EVERY PARENT'S WORST
NIGHTMARE TO OUTLIVE THEIR
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CHILD.
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I WILL TREASURE EACH OF THE
YEARS I HAD WITH MY SWEET,
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BELOVED ANDREW.
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HOLD MY OAKLEYS, BRAH.
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ANDREW WAS WAY TOO PUSSY TO SURF
A WAVE LIKE THIS.
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YEAH!
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I'M SORRY,
PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE.
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THIS CURSE IS AT STAGE 4.
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YOU ONLY HAVE SIX MONTHS TO
LIVE.
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[ SIGHS ]
BUT TRY TO LOOK ON THE BRIGHT
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SIDE.
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YOU'RE A HIGHLY EDUCATED WIZARD.
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I'M SURE YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING
REALLY GREAT WITH YOUR LIFE.
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I TEACH HIGH SCHOOL.
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OH. WELL, I'LL LEAVE YOU
ALONE TO CRY.
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
SCALPUS BADASSUS.
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[ TWINKLE! TWINKLE! TWINKLE! ]
[ "BREAKING BAD"-LIKE
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THEME PLAYS ]
WE WILL CREATE A MONEY-MAKING
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POTION TO FUND YOUR WAR WITH
VOLDEMORT LONG AFTER I'M GONE.
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WOLFSBANE, FLUXWEED,
20 PACKAGES OF SUDAFED?
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THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE DARK ARTS.
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IT'S WHAT YOUR PARENTS
WOULD'VE WANTED, HARRY.
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I'LL DO IT!
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WELL DONE, MS. GRANGER.
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YOUR BATCH IS 99% PURE.
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AND MR. WEASLEY...
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OH, NO! RON!
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THE MOST USELESS OF OUR TRIO!
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RELAX, HERMIONE.
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UNTRAINED STUDENTS MIXING
POTENTIALLY FATAL POTIONS ARE NO
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BIG DEAL AT HOGWARTS.
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SEE? HE'S PERF-- OH, MY GOD!
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[ THUD ]
CHILDREN, HAVE YOU LEARNED
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NOTHING FROM YOUR ANNUAL
NEAR-DEATH ADVENTURES?
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MAGIC HEALS ANYTHING.
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MAKES IT HARD TO CARE ABOUT THE
CONSEQUENCES, FRANKLY.
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HE'LL BE GOOD AS NEW!
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[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
[ HUMMING ]
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I DON'T THINK SO, HARRY.
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PROFESSOR SNAPE SAID HE WOULDN'T
DRINK YOUR POTIONS WITH
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BEA ARTHUR'S DICK.
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YEAH.
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YEAH, COME ON.
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QUICK! USE THE MAGIC WORDS
DUMBLEDORE GAVE US!
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Both: THE FIRST TASTE IS
FREE!
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YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT
BEA ARTHUR WAS ATTRACTIVE.
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OKAY, CLASS.
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AS YOU KNOW FROM YOUR READING, A
HYDRA'S TEMPERATURE CAN ONLY BE
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TAKEN RECTALLY.
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ANY VOLUNTEERS?
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CHILDREN? BY MERLIN'S MERKIN!
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[ MUMBLING ]
HAGRID IS GOING TO BLOW THE
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LID OFF OUR ENTIRE OPERATION,
PROFESSOR!
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I KNEW HIRING A 12-FOOT-TALL
MONGOLOID WOULD BITE ME IN THE
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ASS ONE DAY.
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I'M ON IT.
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I'M HOME, FANG!
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COME HERE, BOY!
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[ BEEPING ]
FANG!
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I DID IT!
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NOW I CAN...
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[ GROANS ]
I GOT HIT WITH A STRAY SHELL.
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SEEMS KIND OF ARBITRARY AFTER
SUCH A TIGHTLY PLOTTED RISE TO
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INFAMY.
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ BANJO PLAYING ]
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ONE MAN CAN BE PRETTY DUMB
SOMETIMES, BUT FOR REAL
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BONA FIDE STUPIDITY, THERE AIN'T
NOTHING CAN BEAT TEAMWORK.
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[ CHAIR CREAKS ]
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[ PATRIOTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ STRAINING ]
[ SQUEAK! POP! SPLAT! ]
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ANOTHER PERFECT GIRAFFE!
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OH, NO.
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THAT'S TOO GOOD TO WASTE.
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HEY, WHERE'S THAT BIRTHDAY BOY?
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[ BABY CRYING ]
CAN -- CAN I HOLD MY BABY?
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YOU CAN HOLD YOUR BABY'S
OAKLEYS.
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[ HARD-ROCK MUSIC PLAYS,
CROWD CHEERING ]
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[ BLEATS ]
I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT'S
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WRONG WITH YOU, OTIS -- MALE
COWS DON'T HAVE UDDERS.
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UH, RIGHT.
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AND NEITHER DO I.
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I WAS BORN A HERMAPHRODITE?
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I, UH...
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OH, SWEET CUD. I'M A GIRL.
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YOU GOT ME.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, MY GOD.
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WAS THAT A STRAP-ON OR -- OH,
WAS THAT YOUR HOOF?!
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WHAT? YOU WANT TO HATE ME FOR
PRETENDING TO BE SOMETHING I'M
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NOT?
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FINE.
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THEN, ABBY, COWS DON'T HAVE
BLOND HAIR!
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[ ALL GASP ]
AND, BESSIE, COWS CAN'T WALK ON
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TWO LEGS.
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OUR KNEES SHOULD EXPLODE UNDER
THIS MUCH WEIGHT.
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OW!
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[ BOTH SCREAM ]
FANTASY LOOKS PRETTY GOOD
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NOW, HUH, YOU JUDGMENTAL
BITCHES?!
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[ WHISTLE! ]
MY BALLS!
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[ WHOOSH! ]
MY VAGINA!
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AM I DOING THIS WRONG?
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I THINK I'M DOING THIS WRONG.
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DEAR MOTHER, I TAKE PEN IN
HAND TO INFORM YOU THAT, TODAY,
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YOUR SON, PRIVATE PIZZA, BECAME
A KILLER.
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OUR PLATOON WAS ON DAWN PATROL
WHEN THE ENEMY HIT US.
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AMBUSH! WE GOT A--
BULLETS STARTED FLYING AND, IN
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THAT MOMENT, I COULDN'T TELL MY
FELLOW KITCHEN COMMANDOS
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APART FROM OUR ENEMY,
THE REFRIGERATOR REJECTS.
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I FELT POWERLESS, UNTIL I SAW
THAT GREASY BASTARD KILLING
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MAJOR MUNCH.
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A RAGE OVERTOOK ME, AND I GAVE
THAT FRIED FREAK A CLOSED-CASKET
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FUNERAL.
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I CAN'T REMEMBER WHY WE FIGHT
ANYMORE.
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I PRAY THAT SOMEDAY THIS WAR
ENDS, A DAY WHEN THERE IS NO
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MEAT DRAWER, NO VEGGIE CRISPER,
JUST FOOD AND FOOD ALIKE IN ONE
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FRIDGE, TOGETHER.
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UNTIL THAT DAY, I AM YOUR SON,
PRIVATE PIZZA, 1st BATTALION,
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KITCHEN COMMANDOS.
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AAH!
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SUICIDE TACO! GET DOWN!
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[ COUGHS ]
[ Weakly ] NOBODY WINS...
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[ COUGHS ]
...IN A FOOD FIGHT.
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LET US BEGIN THIS JOURNEY FOR
THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH.
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LET US ALLOW GAYS TO MARRY AND
MAYBE SHUT UP ONCE IN A WHILE
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ABOUT ABORTION.
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HOLD MY OAKLEYS.
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HEY!
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AAH!
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SO, RAPUNZEL, DOES THE CARPET
MATCH THE DRAPES?
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MM, YOU TELL ME.
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YOU JUST CLIMBED UP THE CARPET.
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COBRA HAS DEVELOPED A
MIND-CONTROL ENERGY DRINK.
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IT EVEN LOOKS AND SMELLS LIKE
ASPARAGUS PISS, JUST LIKE THE
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REAL THING.
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COBRA IS GIVING IT AWAY AT THE
X GAMES, SO -- NEVER THOUGHT I'D
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SAY THIS -- THIS IS A MISSION
FOR G.I. JOE...
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EXTREME.
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All: EXTREME!
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[ SIGHS ]
BALLISTIC, GRAB THE
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MOUNTAIN DEW!
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METAL-HEAD, CRANK UP THE
SMASH MOUTH!
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SO, DUKE, I GOT TO ASK -- WHY
DOES G.I. JOE HAVE A UNIT FOR
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EXTREME TASKS?
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EH, IT WAS THE '90s.
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HARPOON, TALK TO THE HAND!
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NOT!
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
[ HORN HONKS ]
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DO I SPY A NINJA WITH
BLEACHED BLOND HAIR?
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IT'S FROSTED TIPS, BRAH!
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I'M BUSTIN' MOVES, EXTREME
STYLE!
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GO-GURT!
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REMEMBER, YOU'RE UNDERCOVER.
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DON'T CALL ATTENTION TO
YOURSELVES.
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YOU HEARD THE BRO!
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CHILLAX, YOU ALLY McBEALS!
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OH, YOU SON OF A --
TAKE IT EASY, BOSS.
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[ HORN HONKS ]
LISTEN UP, FELLOW YOUTH.
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SNAKEBITE ENERGY DRINKS ARE NOT
COOL!
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[ WHISPERS ]
OR DOPE.
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[ SEA GULL SQUAWKS ]
I AM SOLD!
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IT'S IRONIC VIRAL MARKETING!
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LET'S GET A SNAKEBITE!
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DON'T WORRY, DAWG.
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I GOT THIS.
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WHO WANTS IN? PRETTY SICK, HUH?
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00:09:33,945 --> 00:09:37,482
I GOT DEVIL STICKS, TOO.
231
00:09:37,548 --> 00:09:40,117
[ SEA GULL SQUAWKS ]
LET'S GET A SNAKEBITE!
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00:09:40,184 --> 00:09:40,952
NO FEAR!
233
00:09:41,019 --> 00:09:43,588
NO! WE GOT TO TAKE IT TO THE
EXTREME!
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00:09:43,654 --> 00:09:46,323
BLACK DRAGON?
235
00:09:46,390 --> 00:09:48,459
WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME GNARLY
SHREDDING?
236
00:09:48,526 --> 00:09:50,094
UH, THAT'S A STEEP HALF-PIPE.
237
00:09:50,161 --> 00:09:51,529
WHERE'S THAT NINJA'S HELMET?
238
00:09:51,595 --> 00:09:52,564
DON'T NEED ONE.
239
00:09:52,630 --> 00:09:54,566
HOMEY'S GOT FROSTED TIPS!
240
00:09:54,632 --> 00:09:57,401
SAY NO TO
SNAKEBITE ENERGY DRINK!
241
00:09:57,468 --> 00:09:59,303
SHOW ME THE MONEY!
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00:09:59,370 --> 00:10:01,906
[ CRACK! SPLAT! ]
[ SEA GULL SQUAWKS ]
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00:10:01,973 --> 00:10:04,942
WELL, TIME FOR THE MOST
EXTREME OPTION!
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00:10:05,009 --> 00:10:06,511
TARGET MY LOCATION.
245
00:10:06,577 --> 00:10:07,444
LET THE DOGS OUT.
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00:10:07,511 --> 00:10:08,312
OH, MY GOSH.
247
00:10:08,379 --> 00:10:10,114
DID YOU CALL AN AIR STRIKE ON
US?
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00:10:10,181 --> 00:10:13,150
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
WELL, SEEMS A LITTLE --
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00:10:13,217 --> 00:10:14,051
SAY IT!
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00:10:14,118 --> 00:10:14,986
EXTREME.
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00:10:15,053 --> 00:10:19,190
[ BOMB WHISTLING ]
DUE TO YOUR EXTREME
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00:10:19,257 --> 00:10:19,991
NEGLIGENCE...
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00:10:20,058 --> 00:10:20,892
All: EXTREME!
254
00:10:20,959 --> 00:10:24,829
...YOU ARE SENTENCED TO
DEATH.
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00:10:24,896 --> 00:10:33,337
[ SINGING IN SPANISH ]
♪ HEY, MARICOPA
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00:10:33,404 --> 00:10:35,373
[ SINGING IN SPANISH ]
♪ HEY, MARICOPA
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