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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SAWING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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IT'S ALIVE!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SMOOCH! ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
OFF TO NEVERLAND!
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COME ON, NANA!
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[ BELL JINGLES ]
[ BARKING ]
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[ STRAINED BARKING ]
[ BARKING STOPS ]
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[ CHILDREN LAUGHING ]
YAY!
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NOW, FANTASTIC FOOLS, YOU
SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF DOOM!
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SHEESH, DOOM, WHY THE HECK
ARE YOU SO GROUCHY ALL THE TIME?
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YES! THE FINISHING TOUCH.
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NOW THE WORLD WILL TREMBLE WHEN
THEY LOOK UPON DR. DOOM!
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DR. DOOM, WAIT.
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THE MASK IS NOT --
[ SIZZLING ]
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AAH!
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SWEET LORD IN HEAVEN!
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OH, WAIT.
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THE MASK IS UPSIDE DOWN.
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HOLD STILL, DOCTOR.
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A-A-A-A-AAH!
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OKAY, ONCE MORE WITH FEELING.
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YOU SONS OF --
[ SIZZLING ]
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AAH!
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LET US NOT DELAY.
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YES, THE CODPIECE REMAINS.
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WHAT DID YOU -- DID YOU SAY
"CODPIECE"?
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AAH!
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CLOCK OUT, GUYS!
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OH, THE CODPIECE IS UPSIDE
DOWN.
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WHAT DID YOU --
AAH!
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SORRY ABOUT YOUR DICK, DUDE.
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YOU'RE GOING TO PRISON,
SINESTRO.
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All: NO!
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WE LOVE HIM!
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SORRY, GREEN FOOL.
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YOUR RING WON'T AFFECT ANYTHING
YELLOW, SO I ADOPTED A BUNCH OF
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ASIAN KIDS.
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"A," THAT'S INCREDIBLY
RACIST, AND, "B," THAT'S NOT HOW
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MY RING WORKS.
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I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT THE MORE
I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, THE MORE I
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FELL IN LOVE WITH THE IDEA.
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I ADORE THESE LITTLE SCAMPS.
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All: WE LOVE YOU,
MR. SINESTRO!
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OHH, LOOK AT 'EM!
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HI.
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I'M A CENTAUR -- HALF MAN, HALF
HORSE.
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PLEASE, DO YOUR PART TO HELP
KEEP MY PEOPLE ALIVE.
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FUCK A HORSE.
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♪ SEXY
[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ HORSE WHINNIES ]
♪ SEXY
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♪ HORSES ARE SEXY
♪ YOU SHOULD FUCK A HORSE
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♪ HORSES ARE SEXY
♪ YOU SHOULD FUCK A HORSE
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RIGHT NOW ♪
♪ HORSES ARE SEXY
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♪ YOU SHOULD FUCK A HORSE
♪ HORSES ARE SEXY
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♪ YOU SHOULD FUCK A HORSE
RIGHT NOW ♪
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♪ SEXY
[ HORSE WHINNIES ]
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BEAR GRYLLS HERE.
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TODAY, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO
SURVIVE IN A TRULY EXOTIC
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ENVIRONMENT.
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BEHIND ME ARE MATT DILLON,
NEVE CAMPBELL, AND
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DENISE RICHARDS FROM THE MOVIE
"WILD THINGS."
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS DISTRACT
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MATT DILLON BY TALKING ABOUT HOW
GOOD HE WAS IN
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"DRUGSTORE COWBOY."
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THEN YOU FINGER BANG THE GIRLS
UNDER THE WATER WHILE THE JETS
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HIDE IT ALL.
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WHO ARE YOU?
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YOU KNOW, YOU WERE JUST
INCREDIBLE IN
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"DRUGSTORE COWBOY."
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OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
OH, MY GOSH, THIS IS THE BEST
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HOT TUB EVER.
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OOH, I'M REALLY BRANCHING OUT
FROM TV!
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AND REMEMBER, A BIRD IN THE
HAND IS WORTH A HAND IN TWO
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BUSHES.
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[ BOTH MOANING ]
DR. STONE TO HOUSTON IN THE
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BLIND.
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IS ANYONE THERE? PLEASE?
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PLEASE, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE.
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Hey, it's time for Dick Wax
and The Fridge...
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♪ In the morning
[ Boing! ]
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HELLO?
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CAN YOU HEAR ME?
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Hey, hot tits.
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You're on with Dick Wax and
The Fridge.
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LISTEN, I'M AN ASTRONAUT
STRANDED IN SPACE.
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A-ACTUALLY, I'M MORE OF A
MEDICAL DOCTOR THAN AN ASTRONAUT
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WHO, SOME WOULD SAY, HAD NO
BUSINESS UP HERE IN THE FIRST
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PLACE.
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Uh-oh, sounds like someone's
a little cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!
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I'd let her suck on my
Cocoa Puffs.
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Oh, The Fridge, you son of a
bitch!
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LISTEN!
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MY NAME IS DR. RYAN STONE.
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I NEED TO REACH NASA.
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[ British accent ] Well, my
name is Margaret Thatcher, and I
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need some balls in my mouth.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU
MORONS!
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Easy there, Dr. Bone.
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[ Boing! ]
We'll connect you with NASA if
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you can name the famous singer
who had a nip slip yesterday.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I'VE BEEN IN SPACE THIS WHOLE
WEEK.
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Unh, unh, unh!
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No nip slip, no NASA.
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FINE.
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WAS IT...BEYONCé?
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It was Beyoncé!
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You know your nip slips!
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We'll connect you with NASA now.
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[ Telephone rings ]
NASA headquarters. Houston.
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OH, THANK GOD.
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THIS IS DR. RYA--
Boom!
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You just got Fridged!
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[ Toilet flushes ]
OH FUCK IT.
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[ ALARMS BLARING ]
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
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YOU ARE DEAD, ASSHOLE!
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OH, YEAH?
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AAH, LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR,
STATE FARM IS THERE!
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WITH STATE FARM'S --
PEACE!
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WH-WHAT?
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[ GRUNTS ]
YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG GUY!
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AAH!
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WE'LL BE HOLDING AN ELECTION
TO DETERMINE PAPA SMURF'S SECOND
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IN COMMAND, AND SINCE I'M THE
SMARTEST, I KNOW YOU'LL BE
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CHOOSING ME.
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[ PUNCH LANDS ]
[ WHISTLE! ]
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[ GRUNTS, GROANS ]
[ Southern accent ] THIS IS
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NOTHING SHORT OF BETRAYAL.
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THESE BLUE BUFFOONS HAVE NO IDEA
WITH WHOM THEY'RE TRIFLING.
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HELL, THEY DON'T EVEN REALIZE
I'VE LANDED ON MY HEAD SO MANY
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TIMES, I'VE LOST MY MORAL
COMPASS AND NOW SPEAK WITH A
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SOUTHERN ACCENT.
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
NOW TO SMURF THE PAWNS ON THE
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SMURFING BOARD.
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BRAINY SMURF?
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[ Normal voice ] I SIMPLY HAD
TO EXPRESS MY ADMIRATION TO YOU,
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GARGAMEL.
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EVEN THOUGH YOUR VILLAINOUS
PLOTS THREATEN MY PEOPLE, I'VE
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ALWAYS APPRECIATED THEIR
CUNNING.
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WOW.
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I-I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MUCH I
[SNIFFLES] NEEDED TO HEAR THAT.
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I ONLY WISH THERE WAS SOMEONE
THAT COULD HELP YOU SUCCEED BY
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GIVING YOU THE LOCATION OF
SMURF VILLAGE.
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[ Southern accent ] AND NOW IN
THREE, TWO, ONE.
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WAIT!
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YOU COULD TELL ME.
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SMURFMATE.
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[ Normal voice ] MY DEAR, IT
APPEARS I'VE SEDUCED YOU.
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AND NOW I WANT A FAVOR.
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GEE, I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD
HELP YOU, BRAINY.
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OHH!
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OH, MY.
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OH, SMURF IT.
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SMURF IT RIGHT....THERE.
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[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
OH, IT'S SO GOOD.
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[ Southern accent ] WELL,
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
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THIS IS NOT NETFLIX.
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[ Normal voice ] LOOKS LIKE
SOMEONE HAD A SECRET PAST LIFE,
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HANDY SMURF.
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I -- IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
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MY NAME IS LITERALLY SLANG FOR
"HAND JOB."
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IT TOOK ME YEARS BEFORE I
FIGURED OUT THE WHOLE HANDYMAN
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ANGLE.
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AS LONG AS YOU BUILD THE
INVENTION WE DISCUSSED, NO ONE
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WILL BE THE WISER.
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OH, GOD.
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[ SOBBING ]
THE VOTES ARE IN, AND
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PAPA SMURF'S NEW SECOND IN
COMMAND IS...[GASPS]
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HEFTY SMURF!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OH, HE'S JUST SO HOT.
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AT LAST!
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I KILLED A GERIATRIC, FOUR-INCH
GNOME!
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"LEAST LIKELY TO SUCCEED," MY
ASS, CLASS OF '53, HUH?
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[ CANNON COCKS ]
ARE YOU DOUBLE-CROSSING --
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[ MACHINE-GUN FIRE ]
AAH!
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UH, B-B-BRAINY DID IT!
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HE SAVED US.
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I DEMAND WE REDO THE VOTE.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND SO, AFTER A RUNOFF VOTE,
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I AM HONORED TO ANNOUNCE THAT
PAPA SMURF'S SECOND IN COMMAND
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IS...
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HEFTY?!
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YOU JUST CAN'T ARGUE WITH HOW
HOT HE IS.
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[ Southern accent ]
IMPOSSIBLE!
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I PLAYED THE GAME PERFECTLY.
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I -- ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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HE PRETTY HOT.
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AS A NEANDERTHAL, MY BRAIN IS
WAY BIGGER THAN ALL YOU
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HOMO ERECTUS.
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OKAY, OOG.
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DON'T HAVE TO KEEP BRAGGING HOW
GREAT YOU ARE.
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I THINK I DO.
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YO, UG, DURG, PLAY THEM ROCKS.
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[ XYLOPHONE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ Rapping ] ♪ UNH
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♪ AH
♪ MY NAME IS OOG
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♪ SPELL IT OUT
♪ O-O-G, THAT'S ORIGINAL
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ORIGINAL GANGSTA, SEE? ♪
♪ I'M NEXT ON THE EVOLUTIONARY
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TREE ♪
♪ YOUR BRAIN'S THE SIZE
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OF A CHIMPANZEE ♪
[ CHUCKLES ]
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♪ MY HUNTING SKILLS
ARE SO FABULOUS ♪
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♪ I MAKE HOMO ERECTUS
LOOK LIKE HOMO HABILIS ♪
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All: OHH!
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♪ I SPIT THE HOT FIRE
'CAUSE I INVENTED FIRE ♪
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♪ THEN I ATE THE FIRE,
AND IT BURNED MY MOUTH ♪
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♪ SO I SCREAMED REAL LOUD
AND SPAT OUT THE FIRE ♪
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♪ MY ADVICE
♪ YO, DON'T EAT THE FIRE
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♪ CHECK OUT MY CAVE ART,
HORSES AND BISON ♪
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♪ HERE'S ME AND YOUR MAMA
♪ THAT DETAIL IS FLY, SON
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♪ YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
MODERN ART AT ALL ♪
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♪ YOU WIPE YOUR ASS
WITH YOUR HAND AND PRESS IT
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ON THE WA-WALL ♪
♪ SO MANY GIRLS WANT TO RUB
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MY STUB ♪
♪ THEY COME UP TO ME
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AND HIT THEMSELVES WITH A CLUB ♪
♪ I GOT SO MANY CAVE BITCHES
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♪ I MAKE RUDIMENTARY TOOLS
[ GUNFIRE ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
HOMO SAPIENS, MOTHERFUCKERS
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TODAY WAS SO FUN, BALOO.
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I LOVED THAT SONG YOU SANG ABOUT
THE BARE NECESSITIES.
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AND YOU GET THAT "BARE" NOT
ONLY MEANS "BASIC," BUT ALSO
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THAT I'M A BEAR, RIGHT?
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YES, WE GET THE WORDPLAY.
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GOOD NIGHT, BALOO.
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GOOD NIGHT, LITTLE BRITCHES.
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[ SNORING ]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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WATCH OUT, BALOO.
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WHOA!
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MY TACOS!
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HI, REBECCA.
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HI, BALOO.
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OOH!
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[ VOCALIZING ]
[ GASPS ] AAH!
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WHAT'S WRONG, BALOO?
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OH, I'M HAVING THOSE DREAMS
AGAIN ABOUT A LIFE WHERE I FLEW
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A PLANE AND ATE TACOS AND
SOMETIMES DRESSED IN DRAG,
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NOMINALLY TO SOLVE CRIMES BUT
MOSTLY BECAUSE I JUST ENJOYED
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IT.
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[ GROWLS ] THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
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YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A BEAR IN THE
JUNGLE.
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[ Hissing ] WHO WANTS TO BE
MY DINNER TO-- AAH!
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[ GRUNTING ]
AAH.
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HOW DID YOU DO THAT, BALOO?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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Both: AAH!
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HE'S CATCHING ON.
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AGENT 754 IS IN DANGER OF
REMEMBERING HIS FORMER LIFE AS A
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BUSH PILOT AND C.I.A. ASSET.
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LOOKS LIKE OUR PLAN HAS FALLEN
INTO A REAL "TaleSpin."
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TAILSPIN, REFERRING TO BOTH A
PLANE FLYING OUT OF CONTROL AND
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A CRAZY STORY.
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YEAH, WE GET THE WORDPLAY.
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[ JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ GASPS ]
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LOUIE.
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
YOU'RE THE MISSING PIECE, LOUIE.
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AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME
ABOUT MY FORMER LIFE, YOU DIRTY
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FUCKING APE!
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YOU MEAN PROJECT BLACKWATER?
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HUH?
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THEY PUT BLACK DYE IN THE
WATER AND FED IT TO THE BEARS IN
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THE HOPES THAT IT WOULD ALLOW
THEM TO PILOT PLANES.
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474 BEARS CRASH-LANDED.
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00:10:07,979 --> 00:10:10,381
IT WAS TERRIBLY EXPENSIVE.
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00:10:10,448 --> 00:10:14,085
YOU WERE THE ONLY BEAR THAT KNEW
HOW TO READ AN ALTOMETER.
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ALTIMETER.
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00:10:14,953 --> 00:10:15,987
SEE?!
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AND NOW THAT YOUR MEMORY'S
RETURNED, YOU'RE A DANGER TO
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THEM.
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THE THINGS YOU KNOW --
[ GUNSHOT ]
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ GUNSHOT ]
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SHOW YOURSELF!
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REBECCA?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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IT'S ME, BALOO.
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I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING, AS
LONG AS A BULLET DOESN'T -- AAH!
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NO!
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IT'S PAYBACK TIME.
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DRINK, SIR?
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NO, THANKS.
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ARE YOU SURE?
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IT'S...BLACKWATER.
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THIS IS GONNA BE A REAL DRAG, BY
WHICH I MEAN IT'LL BE TEDIOUS
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AND UNPLEASANT, BUT, ALSO, I AM
A MALE WEARING FEMALE GARMENTS.
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YEAH, WE GET THE WORDPLAY.
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[ GUNSHOT ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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