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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:05,776 [ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] >> EVEN ON CLOUDY DAYS, 2 00:00:05,843 --> 00:00:10,381 PASTRYVILLE ALWAYS HAD A RAY OF SUNSHINE, AND HER NAME WAS 3 00:00:10,448 --> 00:00:11,582 GRANNY GRAMCRACKERS. 4 00:00:11,649 --> 00:00:14,050 REMEMBER WHEN SHE KNIT YOUR FAVORITE SCARF, 5 00:00:14,117 --> 00:00:15,086 BLACK CHERRY PIE? 6 00:00:15,152 --> 00:00:17,521 >> I WEAR IT EVERY DAY, RASPBERRY PARFAIT. 7 00:00:17,588 --> 00:00:20,991 >> AND, FUDGE TURNOVER, REMEMBER WHEN SHE FIXED YOUR LEAKY ROOF? 8 00:00:21,058 --> 00:00:23,327 >> SHE GOT HEATSTROKE AND FELL INTO THE HEDGES. 9 00:00:23,393 --> 00:00:26,163 >> While you watched "Tango & Cash" on Netflix! 10 00:00:26,229 --> 00:00:27,064 >> YES. 11 00:00:27,130 --> 00:00:29,333 WHILE I WATCHED "TANGO & CASH" ON NETFLIX. 12 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,669 >> AND, BUTTERMILK BISCUITS, I REMEMBER WHEN GRANNY DROVE YOU 13 00:00:32,736 --> 00:00:34,371 ALL THE WAY TO THE BIG CITY TO GET -- 14 00:00:34,438 --> 00:00:35,872 >> NO. NOPE. MNH-MNH. 15 00:00:35,939 --> 00:00:37,508 >> ...YOUR TONSILS OUT? 16 00:00:37,575 --> 00:00:39,876 >> YEAH -- YOUR UNBORN TONSILS. 17 00:00:39,943 --> 00:00:42,646 >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] NOW...THEN...IF THERE ARE NO 18 00:00:42,713 --> 00:00:43,914 MORE SPEAKERS... 19 00:00:46,049 --> 00:00:47,017 GREAT! 20 00:00:47,084 --> 00:00:55,659 THEN, IN CONCLUSION -- [ SPEED-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 21 00:00:55,726 --> 00:00:58,295 W-WE WERE JUST WRAPPING UP HERE, BITCH PUDDING. 22 00:00:58,361 --> 00:01:00,264 [ FEEDBACK ] >> I REMEMBER GRANNY. 23 00:01:05,736 --> 00:01:09,506 [ Voice breaking ] I REMEMBER HER SMILE. 24 00:01:09,573 --> 00:01:13,177 I REMEMBER HOW MUCH SHE LOVED BAKING SUGAR COOKIES. 25 00:01:13,244 --> 00:01:14,745 >> All: AHH! 26 00:01:14,811 --> 00:01:21,051 >> BUT MOST OF ALL, I REMEMBER HER RANK-ASS OLD-LADY FARTS. 27 00:01:21,118 --> 00:01:22,586 [ ALL GASP ] >> OH, GOD. 28 00:01:22,653 --> 00:01:25,756 >> THIS BITCH HAD NO SENSE OF SMELL, NO SENSE OF HEARING, SO 29 00:01:25,822 --> 00:01:29,026 ALL DAY LONG, SHE WAS LIKE "PBHT!" "PBHT!" "PBHT!" "PBHT!" 30 00:01:29,093 --> 00:01:31,461 "PBHT!" "PBHHHHHHT--" >> OKAY. [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 31 00:01:31,528 --> 00:01:33,563 THAT'S ENOUGH -- >> AND WHEN YOU'RE A HUNDRED 32 00:01:33,630 --> 00:01:35,966 YEARS OLD, I GUESS PANTIES ARE JUST AN AFTERTHOUGHT. 33 00:01:36,033 --> 00:01:38,769 I MEAN, RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU NEVER SAW GRANNY AIRING OUT THE 34 00:01:38,835 --> 00:01:39,904 ARK OF THE COVENANT. 35 00:01:39,970 --> 00:01:43,540 [ MOURNERS GASP ] I HOP GRANNY IS IN HEAVEN, 36 00:01:43,607 --> 00:01:46,476 BUT SHE HAD A GAMBLING ADDICTION, SO SATAN MIGHT BE 37 00:01:46,543 --> 00:01:47,778 DOING HER UP THE BUTT. 38 00:01:47,844 --> 00:01:50,314 [ MOURNERS GASP ] KNOCK TWICE IF SATAN'S DOING 39 00:01:50,381 --> 00:01:51,849 YOU UP THE BUTT, GRANNY. 40 00:01:51,915 --> 00:01:55,686 [ Old-lady voice ] I LOVE IT UP THE BUTT FROM SATAN, EVERYBODY! 41 00:01:55,752 --> 00:01:57,988 [ Normal voice ] YOU RULE, GRANNY! 42 00:01:58,055 --> 00:01:59,089 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] [ THUMPING ] 43 00:01:59,156 --> 00:02:00,758 [ MOURNERS GASP ] HA HA! 44 00:02:00,825 --> 00:02:03,561 NOW HIT MY FUCKING THEME SONG! 45 00:02:03,628 --> 00:02:06,664 [ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ MOURNERS GASP, MURMUR ] 46 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,082 >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] NOW, THEN -- 47 00:02:25,149 --> 00:02:28,886 >> ♪ DUNH-DUH-DUH-DUNNNNNNH BITCH PUDDIN'. 48 00:02:28,953 --> 00:02:30,120 BLAM! 49 00:02:32,657 --> 00:02:37,295 [ VIDEO-GAME MUSIC PLAYS ] [ CACKLING ] 50 00:02:37,361 --> 00:02:39,563 YEAH, SUCK IT. 51 00:02:39,630 --> 00:02:41,399 >> YOU HAVE SAVED MY VILLAGE! 52 00:02:41,465 --> 00:02:42,132 AAH! 53 00:02:42,199 --> 00:02:42,833 >> YOU MEAN MY VILLAGE. 54 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:53,344 [ THUNDER CRASHING ] AW! 55 00:02:53,410 --> 00:02:54,945 UNH! 56 00:02:57,948 --> 00:03:00,985 [ Groggily ] AUGH. WHERE...? 57 00:03:01,051 --> 00:03:03,687 >> [ Folksy voice ] OH, SOUNDS LIKE MY CARGO JUST WOKE UP! 58 00:03:03,754 --> 00:03:04,621 >> HEY! 59 00:03:04,688 --> 00:03:06,357 YOU'RE THAT DAMN BIRD THAT DELIVERS OUR MAIL. 60 00:03:06,424 --> 00:03:07,691 >> YOU BET YOUR FEATHERS. 61 00:03:07,758 --> 00:03:12,763 BUT TONIGHT, I'M GETTIN' PAID TO MAKE A SPECIAL DELIVERY. 62 00:03:12,830 --> 00:03:16,267 NEITHER RAIN NOR SLEET NOR SNOW WILL KEEP YOUR ASS OUT OF THAT 63 00:03:16,334 --> 00:03:17,201 VOLCANO. 64 00:03:17,268 --> 00:03:21,038 [ LAUGHS ] ADIOS, BITCH...PUDDING. 65 00:03:21,104 --> 00:03:22,139 GLURK! OOH! AAH! 66 00:03:22,206 --> 00:03:23,374 >> YOU FLYING TURD! 67 00:03:23,441 --> 00:03:24,341 WHO HIRED YOU? 68 00:03:24,408 --> 00:03:26,878 >> [ Choking ] YOU KILL ME, WE BOTH DIE. 69 00:03:26,944 --> 00:03:29,046 >> GOOD POINT, JIZZ CLOTH. 70 00:03:29,112 --> 00:03:31,015 BUT, ON THE OTHER HAND... 71 00:03:31,081 --> 00:03:31,648 >> OW! 72 00:03:31,715 --> 00:03:36,220 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! 73 00:03:36,287 --> 00:03:37,488 >> OHHHHHHHH! 74 00:03:37,555 --> 00:03:39,991 FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK 75 00:03:40,057 --> 00:03:40,857 OW! OW! 76 00:03:40,924 --> 00:03:43,360 FUCKING FUCK FUCK! OW! OH! OW! OH! 77 00:03:43,427 --> 00:03:45,696 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK 78 00:03:45,763 --> 00:03:48,232 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK 79 00:03:48,299 --> 00:03:50,034 FUCK OH FUCK FUCK 80 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:51,835 MOTHERFUCKIN' MOTHERFUCKER! 81 00:03:51,902 --> 00:03:52,636 OW! OW! 82 00:03:52,703 --> 00:03:53,404 FUCK ME! 83 00:03:53,471 --> 00:03:54,105 OH, GOD! 84 00:03:54,171 --> 00:03:56,007 FUCKER FUCKING SHIT OW! 85 00:03:56,073 --> 00:03:57,574 FUCK OHHH! 86 00:03:57,641 --> 00:04:00,111 FUUUUUUUUUCK [ MAGICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 87 00:04:03,948 --> 00:04:04,515 >> WHO IS SHE? 88 00:04:04,581 --> 00:04:05,516 >> GRANDPAPPY WILL KNOW. 89 00:04:05,582 --> 00:04:07,552 >> PLEASE, STOP TALKING. 90 00:04:07,618 --> 00:04:10,855 YOUR VOICE IS IRRITATING AS SHIT! 91 00:04:10,922 --> 00:04:11,989 >> HOW RUDE! 92 00:04:12,056 --> 00:04:13,824 >> WELL, SHE'S NOT WRONG. 93 00:04:13,891 --> 00:04:15,059 >> WHO IS THAT? 94 00:04:15,126 --> 00:04:17,127 >> WELCOME TO SCHLORPTOWN, STRANGER! 95 00:04:17,194 --> 00:04:18,262 WE ARE THE SCHLORPS. 96 00:04:18,329 --> 00:04:20,230 AND MY NAME IS GRANDPAPPY SCHLORP. 97 00:04:20,297 --> 00:04:22,399 >> ARE YOU IN CHARGE OF THIS SHITHOLE? 98 00:04:22,466 --> 00:04:25,002 >> YOU SEE ANYONE ELSE WITH A BEARD AROUND HERE? 99 00:04:25,069 --> 00:04:27,772 >> WE SHOULD SCHLORP THE "GET TO KNOW YOU" SONG! 100 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:29,540 [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO. 101 00:04:29,606 --> 00:04:32,743 [ PEPPY MUSIC PLAYS ] >> All: ♪ IF YOU GET TO KNOW ME, 102 00:04:32,810 --> 00:04:35,780 THEN I'LL GET TO KNOW YOU ♪ ♪ ONCE YOU'RE IN MY GROUP, 103 00:04:35,847 --> 00:04:38,549 YOU'RE A FRIEND THROUGH-AND-THROUGH ♪ 104 00:04:38,615 --> 00:04:41,986 >> ♪ I'M FISHING POLE SCHLORP, AND I CATCH ALL THE FISH ♪ 105 00:04:42,053 --> 00:04:44,454 >> ♪ I'M BASKETBALL SCHLORP ♪ WATCH THIS! 106 00:04:44,521 --> 00:04:45,690 >> All: SWISH! 107 00:04:45,756 --> 00:04:48,325 >> ♪ I'M I.B.S. SCHLORP ♪ YOU'LL FIND ME IN THE STALLS 108 00:04:48,392 --> 00:04:51,696 >> ♪ I'M WINTERTIME SCHLORP ♪ I'M SWEATING OFF MY BALLS 109 00:04:51,762 --> 00:04:53,430 >> ♪ I'M THE SCHLORP WHO COME FROM CHINA ♪ 110 00:04:53,497 --> 00:04:54,965 >> ♪ I'M THE SCHLORP WITH A VAGINA ♪ 111 00:04:55,032 --> 00:04:56,601 >> ♪ I'M THE SCHLORP WHO PLAYS KAZOO ♪ 112 00:04:56,667 --> 00:04:58,268 >> ♪ I'M THE SCHLORP WHO KNOWS KUNG FU ♪ 113 00:04:58,335 --> 00:04:59,436 SO SORRY! 114 00:04:59,503 --> 00:05:01,472 >> All: ♪ SO, HOW ABOUT IT, STRANGER ♪ 115 00:05:01,539 --> 00:05:08,112 ♪ TELL US ALL ABOUT YOU >> ♪ SHUT THE FUCK U-U-UP! 116 00:05:08,178 --> 00:05:09,747 [ DISCORDANT NOTE PLAYS ] [ STOMACH GROWLS ] 117 00:05:13,117 --> 00:05:13,684 >> OH, GOD! 118 00:05:13,751 --> 00:05:14,718 I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT. 119 00:05:14,785 --> 00:05:15,753 I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT. 120 00:05:15,820 --> 00:05:16,787 I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT. 121 00:05:16,854 --> 00:05:19,623 [ FARTS, SQUIRTS ] AW. I DIDN'T MAKE IT. 122 00:05:19,690 --> 00:05:20,924 >> OW, YOU OLD BASTARD! 123 00:05:20,991 --> 00:05:22,493 >> THERE YOU GO. GOOD AS NEW. 124 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:23,461 AH, SCHLORPETTE. 125 00:05:23,528 --> 00:05:25,829 IS THAT THE SCHLORP NUT SOUP FOR OUR GUEST? 126 00:05:25,896 --> 00:05:28,332 >> YES, BUT THIS IS THE LAST OF OUR SCHLORP NUTS. 127 00:05:28,399 --> 00:05:29,300 THEY'RE ALL GONE. 128 00:05:29,366 --> 00:05:29,967 >> AWW. 129 00:05:30,034 --> 00:05:31,969 THE LAST OF THE SCHLORP NUTS. 130 00:05:32,036 --> 00:05:34,705 AND WITH WINTER ON ITS WAY... 131 00:05:34,772 --> 00:05:36,940 >> [ SLURPS ] THIS TASTES LIKE MOOSE DICK! 132 00:05:37,007 --> 00:05:38,909 [ BOWL SHATTERS ] I GOT TO GO HOME! 133 00:05:38,976 --> 00:05:42,413 SOME ASSHOLE TRIED TO KILL ME, SO THAT ASSHOLE'S GONNA GET MY 134 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:43,681 BOOT UP HIS ASSHOLE. 135 00:05:43,748 --> 00:05:47,118 >> WITH THE SCHLORP NUTS GONE, OUR VILLAGE FACES STARVATION. 136 00:05:47,184 --> 00:05:50,588 YOU SEE, THE NUTS WERE STOLEN BY THE EVIL SQUIRREL WIZARD ON 137 00:05:50,655 --> 00:05:51,555 ONE TREE HILL. 138 00:05:51,622 --> 00:05:53,757 >> [ SCOFFS ] >> IT WAS CALLED THAT BEFORE THE 139 00:05:53,824 --> 00:05:54,558 SHOW. 140 00:05:54,625 --> 00:05:55,659 >> THIS SQUIRREL SOUNDS LIKE A PUSSY. 141 00:05:55,726 --> 00:05:57,695 >> THEN PERHAPS WE CAN MAKE A DEAL. 142 00:05:57,762 --> 00:06:00,932 >> BRING OUR NUTS HOME AND WE HELP GET YOUR BUTT HOME. 143 00:06:00,999 --> 00:06:02,866 >> [ MOANS LOUDLY ] >> WHO DARES DISTURB THE SA-- 144 00:06:08,239 --> 00:06:09,140 >> BLAM! 145 00:06:09,207 --> 00:06:11,142 HAUNGH, HAUNGH, HUNGH! 146 00:06:11,209 --> 00:06:12,910 LICK MY TACO, SQUIRREL WIZARD. 147 00:06:12,976 --> 00:06:15,046 GIVE THOSE DICKS THEIR NUTS BACK! 148 00:06:15,113 --> 00:06:16,147 >> BITCH PUDDING! 149 00:06:16,214 --> 00:06:17,982 THAT'S NOT THE SQUIRREL WIZARD! 150 00:06:18,049 --> 00:06:20,217 >> HUH? WHO THE HELL IS IT? 151 00:06:20,284 --> 00:06:21,886 >> TREVOR? TREVOR?! 152 00:06:21,952 --> 00:06:23,554 OH, MY GOD! TREVOR! 153 00:06:23,621 --> 00:06:25,589 >> HIS LIFE PARTNER. 154 00:06:25,656 --> 00:06:26,457 >> YUH-OH. 155 00:06:26,524 --> 00:06:28,292 >> RRRRRRRRRRAH! 156 00:06:28,359 --> 00:06:30,594 >> AAAAAAH! 157 00:06:30,661 --> 00:06:31,863 >> SQUIRREL ALERT! 158 00:06:31,929 --> 00:06:32,964 SQUIRREL ALERT! 159 00:06:33,031 --> 00:06:34,932 >> RRRRRRRRRGH! 160 00:06:36,367 --> 00:06:37,234 >> OHH! 161 00:06:37,301 --> 00:06:38,836 >> SUCK ON THIS! 162 00:06:38,902 --> 00:06:40,204 SUCK ON THIS! 163 00:06:40,271 --> 00:06:42,139 SUCK ON THIS! 164 00:06:42,206 --> 00:06:43,340 >> OW! OOH! OW! 165 00:06:43,407 --> 00:06:45,476 >> CAN'T STAY. GOTTA GO. BLAM. 166 00:06:45,543 --> 00:06:47,544 >> STAY AND FIGHT, COWARD! 167 00:06:47,611 --> 00:06:50,081 >> AI! AI! AI! AI! AI! 168 00:06:50,148 --> 00:06:51,915 >> WHEW. SAFE. 169 00:06:54,485 --> 00:06:56,520 >> [ GURGLES ] >> OH, SHIT! 170 00:07:00,024 --> 00:07:01,459 THEY'RE GETTING MASSACRED. 171 00:07:01,525 --> 00:07:03,694 WHO CARES ABOUT THOSE PURPLE PECKERS? 172 00:07:03,761 --> 00:07:06,297 THEY NEVER SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED ME. 173 00:07:06,363 --> 00:07:07,832 OR... 174 00:07:07,899 --> 00:07:09,199 OR HELP ME? 175 00:07:09,266 --> 00:07:12,703 >> AND AT THAT MOMENT, BITCH PUDDING'S HEART GREW 176 00:07:12,770 --> 00:07:15,105 THREE SIZES BIGGER. 177 00:07:15,172 --> 00:07:17,808 UH, METAPHORICALLY. 178 00:07:17,875 --> 00:07:19,944 YOU KNOW, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. 179 00:07:20,011 --> 00:07:21,879 >> DIE, YOU MISERABLE SCHLORPS! 180 00:07:21,946 --> 00:07:25,516 AND WHEN YOU MEET GOD, SLAP THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN THE FACE, 181 00:07:25,582 --> 00:07:30,788 BECAUSE EXISTENCE IS NOTHING BUT HIS CRUEL JOKE ON ALL OF US! 182 00:07:30,855 --> 00:07:32,923 >> SORRY, SPUNK SPONGE! 183 00:07:32,990 --> 00:07:36,827 THE SCHLORPS ARE UNDER MY PROTECTION! 184 00:07:36,894 --> 00:07:40,064 >> [ COUGHS ] >> UH...STARTING NOW! 185 00:07:40,131 --> 00:07:44,034 [ ACTION MUSIC PLAYS ] >> OOH! 186 00:07:44,101 --> 00:07:44,735 >> BLICK! 187 00:07:44,802 --> 00:07:46,403 >> OH! 188 00:08:01,419 --> 00:08:02,787 [ NECK CRACKS ] >> AAH, TREVOR! 189 00:08:15,266 --> 00:08:16,901 PUNCH! PUNCH! 190 00:08:18,403 --> 00:08:20,738 >> BA-BA-BA-BLAM! 191 00:08:20,805 --> 00:08:21,639 >> UNH! 192 00:08:21,706 --> 00:08:23,441 [ Sobbing ] TREVOR! 193 00:08:23,508 --> 00:08:25,243 MY FUZZY LITTLE ANGEL! 194 00:08:25,310 --> 00:08:26,644 JUST DO IT! END ME! 195 00:08:26,711 --> 00:08:28,779 USE ANY DEATH SPELL YOU CHOOSE! 196 00:08:28,846 --> 00:08:31,782 JUST SAY THE MAGIC WORDS AND END MY PAIN! 197 00:08:31,849 --> 00:08:33,084 >> ABRACADABRA. 198 00:08:33,150 --> 00:08:34,018 >> AGH! 199 00:08:34,084 --> 00:08:35,453 >> EAT SHIT. 200 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,088 >> MY SCHLORPS... 201 00:08:37,154 --> 00:08:38,622 GONE. ALL GONE. 202 00:08:38,689 --> 00:08:43,161 >> AS YOUR CHAMPION, A EULOGY IS PROBABLY IN ORDER. 203 00:08:43,228 --> 00:08:45,363 [ CLEARS THROAT ] WHAT CAN BE SAID -- 204 00:08:45,430 --> 00:08:46,297 OW! 205 00:08:49,234 --> 00:08:52,536 [ AIRPLANE ENGINE WHIRS ] >> HUH? WHERE? WHAT? 206 00:08:52,603 --> 00:08:56,975 >> ON BEHALF OF "FUCK YOU AIRLINES," GO FUCK YOURSELF. 207 00:08:57,041 --> 00:08:58,842 >> AAAAAAAAAGH! 208 00:08:58,909 --> 00:08:59,610 >> OOOOOH! 209 00:08:59,677 --> 00:09:02,046 UNH! UNH! UNH! 210 00:09:02,113 --> 00:09:03,615 I-I... 211 00:09:03,681 --> 00:09:07,318 I'M...HOME. 212 00:09:07,385 --> 00:09:10,454 WHAT THE FUCK?! >> TOSS BITCH PUDDING IN THE 213 00:09:10,521 --> 00:09:11,856 VOLCANO AND WIN A PRIZE! 214 00:09:11,923 --> 00:09:14,759 >> VOLCANO-FRIED BITCH PUDDING ON A STICK. 215 00:09:14,826 --> 00:09:16,861 >> I HATE YOU, BITCH PUDDIN'! 216 00:09:16,928 --> 00:09:21,699 [ BELL DINGS ] >> THEY WERE ALL IN ON IT! 217 00:09:21,765 --> 00:09:24,736 THE WHOLE TOWN TRIED TO KILL ME?! 218 00:09:24,803 --> 00:09:29,006 >> ♪ SHE MADE OUR LIVES A LIVING HELL ♪ 219 00:09:29,073 --> 00:09:36,848 ♪ SO NASTY AND SO MEAN ♪ AND WHEN BITCH PUDDING HIT THE 220 00:09:36,915 --> 00:09:40,818 LAVA ♪ ♪ YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD HER 221 00:09:40,885 --> 00:09:43,655 SCREAM ♪ >> THE FIRST ANNUAL 222 00:09:43,721 --> 00:09:48,392 "BITCH PUDDING IS DEAD" FESTIVAL HAS BEEN A ROUSING SUCCESS! 223 00:09:48,459 --> 00:09:51,028 FOR GENERATIONS TO COME, WE WILL -- 224 00:09:51,095 --> 00:09:53,631 [ SNIFFS ] HEY, GUYS, DO YOU SMELL SMOKE? 225 00:09:53,697 --> 00:09:56,333 [ PEOPLE MURMURING ] [ ALL SCREAMING ] 226 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:57,101 >> OH, SHIT! 227 00:09:57,168 --> 00:09:59,036 >> THE DOOR WON'T OPEN! 228 00:09:59,103 --> 00:10:01,573 [ POUNDING ON DOOR ] >> AAAAAAAH! 229 00:10:01,639 --> 00:10:03,140 ALL TOGETHER, NOW. 230 00:10:03,207 --> 00:10:05,142 >> All: ONE! TWO! THREE! 231 00:10:05,209 --> 00:10:06,110 OH! OH! 232 00:10:06,177 --> 00:10:10,748 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] >> BLAM. 233 00:10:10,815 --> 00:10:13,217 [ ALL SCREAMING ] >> [ MOANING ] 234 00:10:22,593 --> 00:10:25,663 >> REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I'D SHOOT YOU LAST? 235 00:10:25,729 --> 00:10:28,866 >> I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO MEMORY OF THAT. 236 00:10:28,933 --> 00:10:32,003 >> MUST HAVE BEEN A FANTASY I HAD WHEN I WAS MASTURBATING. 237 00:10:32,070 --> 00:10:34,271 >> FUCK YOU, BITCH PUDDING. 238 00:10:34,338 --> 00:10:37,208 [ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] >> SO THAT'S MY STORY. 239 00:10:39,844 --> 00:10:41,979 I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE DONE A VOICEOVER THROUGH THE WHOLE 240 00:10:42,046 --> 00:10:43,615 THING, BUT I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT. 241 00:10:43,681 --> 00:10:46,518 NOW, THE ONLY QUESTION IS... 242 00:10:46,584 --> 00:10:49,253 WHAT DOES THE FUTURE HOLD? 243 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:50,622 >> BITCH PUDDING. 244 00:10:50,688 --> 00:10:55,259 YOU HAVE BECOME A PART OF A LARGER UNIVERSE. 245 00:10:55,326 --> 00:10:57,228 [ ACTION MUSIC PLAYS ] >> ♪ DUNH-DUH-DUH-DUNNNNNNH 246 00:11:15,613 --> 00:11:16,347 BLAM! 247 00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:17,782 >> WHAT A BITCH. 18215

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