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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SAWING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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IT'S ALIVE!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SMOOCH! ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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HUT ONE! HUT TWO! HUT --
AAH!
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DOUBLE CROSS, BITCH!
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WILSON! I SEE A BOAT!
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THERE'S A BOAT COMING THIS WAY!
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WE'RE RESCUED!
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GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WE ARE HIJACKING YOUR SHIP,
CAPTAIN.
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CALL YOUR GOVERNMENT AND TELL
THEM WE WANT $1 MILLION, OR WE
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WILL KILL YOU.
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EVERYONE THINKS I'M DEAD
ALREADY.
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OKAY, THIS IS, UH, CLEARLY A
MISTAKE.
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AAH!
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HOLY CRAP!
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IS THAT A BENGAL TIGER?
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[ GROWLS ]
AAH!
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RICHARD PARKER!
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WILSON!
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RICHARD PARKER!
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WILSON!
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RICHARD PARKER!
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WILSON!!
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RICHARD PARKER!!
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WELCOME BACK TO BOXING NIGHT
HERE IN BANGKOK.
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THE CHAMPION IS
SAENSAK PAYAKAROON, A PROUD THAI
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FIGHTER.
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HIS CHALLENGER IS ANOTHER THAI
FIGHTER -- TIE FIGHTER.
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[ BELL CLANGS ]
AND THE BELLS CLANG, AND
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PAYAKAROON ADVANCES ON HIS
OPPONENT AND LANDS A RIGHT JAB
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AND A HOOK, AND NOW ANOTHER
SOLID JAB, AND IT DOESN'T SEEM
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TO BE FAZING THE EMPIRE
STARFIGHTER AT ALL!
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IF ANYTHING, PAYAKAROON SEEMS TO
BE INJURING HIS OWN HAND,
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SHOOTING PUNCHES STRAIGHT INTO
THE METAL HULL.
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OOH!
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AND THERE'S A LASER BLAST FROM
THE TIE FIGHTER, AND
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PAYAKAROON'S HEAD IS BLOWN CLEAR
OFF.
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TIE FIGHTER WINS HIS FIRST FIGHT
WITH A DECISIVE VICTORY.
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THEY ARE TRYING TO ATTACH THE
CHAMPIONSHIP BELT TO HIS WAIST,
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AND HE DOES NOT LIKE IT!
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BABY, I'VE GOT A SECRET, BUT
I'M AFRAID TO TELL YOU.
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IT'S OKAY, BABY.
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YOU JUST SAY IT.
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I-I JUST PUT ON THIS FROSTING
SO YOU'D LIKE ME.
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I'M ACTUALLY A BAGEL.
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[ SOBS ]
YOU'RE JEWISH?!
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KAL-EL.
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FATHER?
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I'VE PROGRAMMED A HOLOGRAM OF
MYSELF TO ASSIST YOU.
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GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE
GENERAL ZOD ARRIVES.
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THANK YOU, FATHER.
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LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE EATING TOO
MUCH DAIRY, KAL-EL.
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DAD! I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!
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YOUR DIGESTIVE TRACT SUGGESTS
OTHERWISE.
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THAT'S GOING TO BE A TRIPLE
WIPE -- MAYBE MORE.
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AIM FOR A ONE-WIPER.
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TRY TO EAT LESS CHEESE.
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UGH! RIDICULOUS!
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OH, CLARK.
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I THINK I'M READY TO GO ALL THE
WAY.
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GAME TIME, LOIS.
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[ BOTH SMOOCHING ]
I'D BEGIN WITH FOREPLAY,
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KAL-EL.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?!
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WHO'S THAT?!
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START BY KISSING HER INNER
THIGH, THEN SPELL OUT THE
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ALPHABET ON HER CLITORIS WITH
YOUR TONGUE.
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THE KRYPTON ALPHABET,
SPECIFICALLY THE LETTER
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[BABBLING WILDLY]
DAD! THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING!
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YOUR DEAD FATHER MAKES SOME
GOOD POINTS ABOUT CUNNILINGUS.
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THANKS.
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JOR-ELCOME.
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ARE YOU A HOUSE?
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UH, NO.
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[ MACHINE BEEPING ]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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FLY WITH ME TO NEVER LAND!
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[ CHILDREN LAUGHING ]
CHILDREN! NO!
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THESE ARE THE LOST BOYS.
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THEY'RE NOT VAMPIRES.
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
WE...HAVE A PHONE?
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HELLO?
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I don't know who you are.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DRESS
LIKE...?
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A GAY ROBIN HOOD.
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LIKE A GAY ROBIN HOOD.
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BUT I HAVE A VERY PARTICULAR SET
OF SKILLS THAT MAKE ME A
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NIGHTMARE FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU,
BY WHICH I GUESS I MEAN FLYING
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GAY ROBIN HOODS.
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GOOD LUCK FINDING NEVER LAND,
GRANDPA.
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[ RECEIVER SLAMS ]
OH, WHAT'S HE SAYING?
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[ Dial tone ]
HE'S SAYING "AHHHHHHHHHHHH."
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THAT'S THE DIAL TONE.
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DIAL TONE?
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THIS IS A VERY OLD PHONE.
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HE'S HOLDING YOUR CHILDREN IN
WHAT I PRESUME IS AN UNDERGROUND
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SEX CLUB CALLED "NEVER LAND."
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OH, THANK GOODNESS YOU DO
SECURITY WORK FOR BANKERS, LIKE
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MYSELF, MR. MILLS.
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BUT HOW WILL YOU REACH THE
CHILDREN?
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THEY WERE FLYING.
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I THINK I HEARD THEM SAY
SOMETHING ABOUT "THINKING HAPPY
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THOUGHTS."
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HAPPY THOUGHTS, EH?
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NO! NO, PLEASE!
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AAH!
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WHOO-HOO! OFF I GO!
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[ CRASH ]
AAH!
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UGH!
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AAH!
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[ FARTS ]
I JUST POOPED IN MY TAIL!
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WHERE ARE THE CHILDREN?
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[ FARTS ]
I'VE NEVER MET REAL-LIVE
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MERMAIDS BEFORE!
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OH-HO! THAT'S SO FUN!
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LET'S DROWN THIS BITCH.
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NO! PLEASE! DON'T!
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NO! NO! OH!
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WENDY, WHERE ARE YOUR
BROTHERS?
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THERE! ON THE PIRATE SHIP!
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TIME FOR THESE LITTLE
CHICKADEES TO WALK THE PLANK!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
TICKTOCK. TIME'S UP.
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HYAH!
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AAAAAAAH!
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I'M TAKING YOU HOME,
CHILDREN.
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NOT SO FAST, YOU OLD CODFISH!
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OOH! NAH NAH NAH!
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NAH NA--
TINK!
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GOOD LUCK GETTING HOME WITHOUT
HER FAIRY DUST, ASSHOLE!
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WHY WOULD I WANT TO LEAVE
WHEN MY HAPPY THOUGHT'S ABOUT TO
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COME TRUE?
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YOUR WHAT?
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OH! NO! NO --
AAH!
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OKAY, BUT SERIOUSLY, MAN, HOW
THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING
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HOME?!
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HANG ON.
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OH! NO! NO! WAIT!
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AAH!
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[ HUMMING ]
"A BUT TUBA"?
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THIS LOOKS LIKE THE WORK OF --
WAS IT A BAT I SAW?
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PALINDROME.
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I SEE YOU'RE STILL TALKING IN
SENTENCES THAT ARE SPELLED THE
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SAME FORWARD AND BACKWARD.
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WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING?
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EVIL I DID DWELL, LEWD I DID
LIVE.
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TELL ME, WHY DO YOU CONTINUE
TO HAUNT GOTHAM, PALINDROME?
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MR. OWL ATE MY METAL WORM.
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MR. OWL?
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I DON'T KNOW MR. OWL!
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GO HANG A SALAMI, I'M A
LASAGNA HOG.
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OVER MY DEAD BODY,
PALINDROME.
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YAH!
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YARG! GOD DAM MAD DOG.
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I SHOULD FEED YOU TO THE
DOGS.
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NO, SIR. PREFER PRISON.
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IT'S NOT TOO LATE FOR YOU,
PALINDROME.
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YOU COULD STILL DO GOOD.
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DO GOOD, I? NO!
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EVIL ANON I DELIVER, I MAIM NINE
MORE HERO MEN IN SAGINAW,
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SANITARY SWORD A-TUCK, CAROL, I.
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LO! RACK, CAUGHT A DROWSY RAT IN
ASWAN.
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I GAS NINE MORE HERO MEN IN
MIAMI.
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REVILED I, NONA, LIVE ON.
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I DO -- OH, GOD!
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WOW.
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THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE.
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YAH!
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YARG!
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LOOK, HONEY! A SHOOTING STAR!
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AWW!
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DOMINO, MOTHER FUCKER
[ MACHINE GUN FIRING ]
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Both: AH! AH! AAAAAH!
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THANKS FOR THROWING ME A
WELCOMING PARTY, COUNT.
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I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A PARTY
HOSTED BY A VAMPIRE BEFORE.
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I DO IT FOR ALL THE
NEWCOMERS, ALEX.
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AFTER TONIGHT, I GUARANTEE
YOU'LL BE...
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ONE OF US.
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ANH ANH ANH ANH!
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[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING ]
MMM.
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MMM.
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I GUESS WHEN OUR SHOW'S
GUESTS INCLUDE KATY PERRY AND
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ICE-T, IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE.
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WHOO-HOO-HOO!
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HEY, GROVER. HI, SNUFFY.
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HUH?
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OH, NO!
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THE COUNT -- H-HE TURNED YOU
ALL INTO THE UNDEAD!
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IF YOU ASSUMED I WAS A
VAMPIRE IN EVERY OTHER WAY BUT
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THAT, THEN I COUNT ONE -- ONE
MORON.
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AAH! AAH! OH, NO!
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AAH! OH!
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
OH, NICE CHARACTER INTRO.
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HOW LONG YOU BEEN WAITIN' HERE
WATCHING ME SHIT MYSELF?
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GET HIM!
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OOH!
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AAH!
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"S" IS FOR "SEVER."
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HA!
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FLAWLESS BUILT-IN DEFENSE
SYSTEM.
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WAIT! W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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AAH!
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OOF!
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I SEE ONE -- ONE DEAD MOTHER--
OH, MY GOODNESS.
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THERE'S NOT A SPECK OF BLOOD ON
YOU.
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WHAT, DO YOU KEEP A PACK OF
HANDI WIPES IN THAT FLAK JACKET?
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NO. JUST THIS.
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ONE. TWO --
STOP COUNTING.
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THAT WAS A PLAY-BY-PLAY.
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I JUST PISSED AND SHIT IN MY
OWN PANTS.
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AAH!
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[ CHOKING ]
WOW.
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SO, I GUESS IF YOU'VE HUNTED ALL
THE WAY TO SESAME STREET, YOU
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MUST HAVE GOTTEN EVERY VAMPIRE
IN THE WORLD.
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NOT QUITE.
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WHO WANTS SOME OF MY
COUNT CHOCULA CEREAL?
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WHICH, IF LOOKED AT FROM A VERY
SPECIFIC POINT OF VIEW, IS A
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NUTRITIOUS PART OF THIS BALANCED
BREAKFAST.
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[ SHOTGUN COCKS ]
YOU!
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ALMOST DONE THERE, DOC?
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JUST A SECOND, MR. PETERSON.
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I...
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YES, I AM DONE.
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I'D LIKE TO DO FURTHER TESTS,
BUT I --
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MY WATCH!
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YOINK!
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[ Nerdy voice ] WHAT'S GOING
ON?
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[ Nerdy voice ] THEY
ANNOUNCED THE PREMIERE DATE FOR
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"STAR WARS: EPISODE VII."
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IT'S GONNA BE SO COOL!
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YEAH. IT'S SO COOL.
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♪ I SHOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT
"STAR WARS" ♪
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♪ BUT JUST LIKE BLUE MILK, I
FEEL BLUE ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE WHAT IF IT'S A MESS?
♪ I CAN'T HELP BUT OBSESS
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♪ ABOUT ALL THE HORRIBLE CRAP
THEY COULD DO ♪
239
00:09:05,549 --> 00:09:08,553
♪ THEY COULD GIVE LIGHTSABERS TO
EWOKS ♪
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♪ MAKE BOBA FETT HAVE A
TALKING DOG FRIEND ♪
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VOICED BY EDDIE MURPHY.
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HEH HEH HEH HEH...
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♪ PRODUCT PLACEMENT WOULD BE
SAD ♪
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00:09:15,226 --> 00:09:17,294
♪ PLOT TWIST, LUKE IS HIS OWN
DAD ♪
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I'LL NEVER JOIN ME!
246
00:09:18,629 --> 00:09:20,765
♪ AND EVERYONE HIGH-FIVES IN
THE END ♪
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All: YEAH! DON'T DO DRUGS!
248
00:09:23,067 --> 00:09:26,704
♪ THEY COULD SAVE ALL OF THE
WOOKIEES ♪
249
00:09:26,770 --> 00:09:29,273
♪ AND DRESS THEM UP IN BUSINESS
SUITS ♪
250
00:09:29,340 --> 00:09:31,342
♪ ACKBAR SAID...
IT'S A RAP!
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♪ AND THEN HE STARTS TO RAP
♪ AND HAN SAYS A CATCHPHRASE
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WHEN HE SHOOTS ♪
OH, DID I DO THAT?
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♪ OH, I'VE BEEN BURNED SO
MANY TIMES BEFORE ♪
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♪ GREEN LANTERN, PROMETHEUS,
2 GIRLS 1 CUP ♪
255
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♪ BUT "STAR WARS" IS THE ONE
THAT I MOST ADORE ♪
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00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:50,828
♪ PLEASE, J.J., DON'T FUCK
THIS UP ♪
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All: ♪ U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UP
[ VOMITS ]
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♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S REAL
ANYMORE ♪
259
00:09:56,901 --> 00:09:59,637
♪ "STAR WARS" HAS BECOME MY SAD
FIXATION ♪
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00:09:59,703 --> 00:10:02,039
♪ MOM WANTED ME TO BE A
SURGEON ♪
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♪ I'M 26 AND STILL A --
comic collector.
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OHHHH!
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♪ BUT NEVER MIND
♪ THESE MOVIES COULD BE
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AWESOME ♪
♪ A MILLION FORCE GHOSTS GOING
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ON A KILLING SPREE ♪
♪ GIANT SPACE WORMS EVERYWHERE
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♪ CHEWIE'S GROWN BACK ALL HIS
HAIR ♪
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♪ I'LL CAMP OUT FOR A WHOLE YEAR
JUST TO SEE ♪
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♪ "STAR WARS: EPISODE VII" SHOT
IN IMAX AND 3-D ♪
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AND STARRING ME AS
LUKE SKYWALKER'S FAVORITE SON,
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WHO GETS THE BEST STUFF, LIKE
LIGHTSABERS MADE OF GOLD!
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♪ AND FINALLY HAS SEX
[ ALL CHEER ]
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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WILSON!
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RICHARD PARKER!
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WILSON!
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RICHARD PARKER!
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WILSON!
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RICHARD PARKER!
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