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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SAWING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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IT'S ALIVE!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SMOOCH! ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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JAMES, SIRIUS, PETER -- THE
MOON IS OUT!
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I'M...TURNING INTO A WEREWOLF!
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AAH! AAAAH!
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DON'T WORRY, FRIEND!
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WE'LL TRANSFORM INTO ANIMALS
WITH YOU!
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[ HOWLS ]
FOLLOW HIM!
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WE HAVE TO GET SOMEWHERE
ISOLATED!
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HOLD ON. WHERE'S JAMES?
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OKAY. THAT'S IT.
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EASY, GIRL...
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JAMES!
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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
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I'M GOING TO FUCK THIS
DEER.
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YOU KNOW, WHEN IN ROME...
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHEN IN
ROME"?
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LIKE, I WOULDN'T NORMALLY
DO SHROOMS, BUT IF I WENT TO
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BURNING MAN, OF COURSE I'D DO
SHROOMS.
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THIS ISN'T SHROOMS!
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IT'S BESTIALITY!
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NO! BESTIALITY WOULD BE IF
I WERE A HUMAN FUCKING A DEER.
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BUT I'M A DEER FUCKING A DEER.
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NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME...
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STOP IT! STOP IT!
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THAT'S GROSS!
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OH, COME ON.
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YOU'VE NEVER FUCKED A DOG?
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[ SCOFFS ] NO!
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LIAR!
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OKAY, I LED HIM FAR INTO
THE WOODS WHERE HE CAN'T HURT
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ANYONE.
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PETER, YOU FUCK RATS,
DON'T YOU?
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EW! NO!
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I MEAN, WHEN YOU'RE A RAT.
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OH, YEAH, OF COURSE.
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GENTLEMEN, ARE WE GOING TO
BONE OR WHAT?
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All: PROFESSOR McGONAGALL?!
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THE FEMALE ANATOMY LOOKS LIKE
THIS.
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[ CHILDREN GIGGLING ]
COME ON, GUYS.
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LET'S TRY TO BE MATURE HERE.
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IT'S PINK.
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BUT, BRUCE, THERE'S A PARTY
GOING ON!
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SORRY, DOLL, I NEED TO CHECK
ON MY PIANO.
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I JUST HAD IT TUNED.
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[ CHORDS PLAY ]
HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN
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BRUCE WAYNE'S PIANO?!
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ALL RIGHT, JOKER, YOU CAN
RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE.
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[ "CHOPSTICKS" PLAYS ]
UH-OH.
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AND THAT'S JUST A WARM-UP.
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[ PIANO PLAYING ]
CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! CRAP!
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WHO IS TOUCHING MY THINGS?!
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UNH!
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
STOP PLAYING THE PIANO!
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AAH!
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I HATE BATS!
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AND YET THEY MOTIVATE ME!
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I'M SO COMPLICATED!
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AAH!
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[ GROANS ]
MR. WAYNE, WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
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[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
AND NOW A LITTLE SOMETHING
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FROM MY OWN ALBUM!
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[ GUESTS SCREAMING ]
PLEASE, I'VE BEEN WALKING
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SINCE JULY!
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I -- I CAN'T GET DOWN!
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PLEASE!
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WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?
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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
BACK, BEAST!
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NOTHING WILL STOP ME FROM
AVENGING MY FAMILY!
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[ Echoing ] FAMILY...FAMILY...
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FAMILY...
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[ GROWLS ]
[ ROARS ]
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WHOA, HEY!
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WHAT THE HELL --
AAH!
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[ GUARDS SHOUTING ]
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WE DOING THIS?
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ALL RIGHT, YOU FUCKERS COME AND
GET IT!
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SINCE 1964, THE "UP"
DOCUMENTARY SERIES HAS BEEN
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FOLLOWING THE LIVES OF 14 PEOPLE
EVERY 7 YEARS.
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IN "7 UP," MARLA WAS A
PRECOCIOUS LITTLE GIRL WHO
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LOVED DRAWING.
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IN "35 UP," SHE WAS A DIVORCED
MOTHER WORKING AS A WAITRESS.
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IN "84 UP," SHE DIED. ALONE.
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IN "112 UP," A GROUP OF
SCIENTISTS STOLE HER BRAIN AND
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FROZE IT IN A SECRET GOVERNMENT
LAB.
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AND NOW, IN "210 UP," HER BRAIN
HAS BEEN PLACED IN A
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MILITARY-GRADE KILLDOZER TO
FIGHT INVADERS FROM THE
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ANDROMEDA GALAXY.
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FIGHTING ALIENS IS FUN AND
ALL, BUT I'LL ALWAYS REGRET
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NEVER BECOMING AN ARTIST.
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SOMEONE HUNGRY FOR A BITE OF
KILLDOZER?!
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AAAAAAAAAH!
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TAKE A BITE OF THIS JUICY
APPLE!
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IS IT ORGANIC?
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I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU MEAN.
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WAS IT MADE WITH GROWTH
HORMONES?
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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LOOK, JUST EAT THE APPLE.
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OH, I'M SORRY.
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I REALLY CAN'T EAT THIS APPLE
UNLESS I KNOW IT'S FREE OF
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HORMONES OR PESTICIDES.
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OH, THAT'S FAIR.
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YES, I HAVE THE APPLE'S
PAPERWORK RIGHT HERE IN MY...
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OHH! OHH!
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OW! OW! OW!
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WE'VE CRASHED INTO DUNE'S
SOUTHERN DESERT.
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WE MUST GET TO THE ROCKS.
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ONLY THERE WILL WE BE SAFE FROM
THE GIANT SANDWORMS.
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THEY'RE ATTRACTED TO THE
SOUND OF OUR FOOTFALLS, RIGHT?
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YES, BUT AS LONG AS YOU WALK
WITHOUT RHYTHM, YOU WON'T
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ATTRACT THE WORM.
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UH, JAMAL, WHY DON'T YOU HANG
BACK AND GIVE US A HEAD START?
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WHAT?
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I CAN WALK WITHOUT RHYTHM.
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WATCH THIS!
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LOOK AT ME! I'M DOING IT!
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YES, ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE
OTHER, SEE?
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JUST MAKIN' MY WAY -- UH-OH.
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OH, NO. WAIT.
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H-HOLD ON.
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[ RUMBLING ]
AAH!
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JAMAL!
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HE DIED.
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BUT, DAMN, HE LOOKED COOL
DOING IT.
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WELCOME TO
"LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE"!
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I'M YOUR HOST, KIRK FOGG, AND
THIS IS OLMEC, GUARDIAN OF THE
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TEMPLE AND ITS LEGENDS.
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HEY, THERE, KIRK.
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OLMEC AND I HAVE BEEN BUDDIES
FOR A LONG TIME, ISN'T THAT
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RIGHT, OLMEC?
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[ Echoing ] LONG TIME....
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LONG TIME...
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LONG TIME...
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DOBA UNA NABAYUMA CHUK LAKA
OLMEC.
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HE SAYS THAT HE IS
SHOWING YOU THE STATUE OF OLMEC,
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THE ALL-POWERFUL GOD OF THE
NABAYUMA PEOPLE.
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HE WILL BE PERFECT FOR OUR
CHILDREN'S GAME SHOW.
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WAIT. WHAT?
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AAH!
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[ NATIVES SHOUTING ]
ALL RIGHT! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!
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SLIME THEM!
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SLIME THEM ALL!
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[ NATIVES SCREAMING ]
OLMEC? OLMEC!
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I SAID, WHAT'S TODAY'S LEGEND?
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UH, OH!
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UH, SORRY, KIRK.
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TODAY'S LEGEND IS...
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"THE NECKLACE OF MARIE CURIE."
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THANK YOU, OLMEC!
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[ SOBBING ]
[ BARKING ]
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WHAT'S THE MATTER, LASSIE?
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[ BARKING ]
NOPE.
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I AIN'T COMING, GIRL.
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I TOLD HIM A THOUSAND TIMES TO
STOP PLAYING AROUND THAT WELL.
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IT'S DANGEROUS.
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HE'LL HAVE TO FIGURE SOMETHING
OUT FOR HIMSELF, FUCKING PUNK
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KID.
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[ WHINES ]
LASSIE! HELP!
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♪ WE ARE THE CHIPMUNKS
OCTOBER 27, 2013.
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SALT LAKE CITY.
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ALVIN FALLS ONSTAGE.
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WORD QUICKLY SPREADS THAT HE
HAS, IN FACT, DIED.
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OCTOBER 29, 2013.
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SAN DIEGO.
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ALVIN IS BACK.
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THE RUMORS, IT SEEMS, WERE
FALSE.
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BUT IN NOVEMBER, A PHOTOGRAPH
FROM CHIPMUNKS MANAGER
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DAVID SEVILLE'S BACKYARD GOES
VIRAL.
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PRESSURE MOUNTS.
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BY EARLY DECEMBER, SEVILLE CAN
NO LONGER DODGE THE SCRUTINY.
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I'M SURPRISED NOBODY CALLED
ME OUT ON THIS EARLIER.
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THE CHIPMUNKS HAVE BEEN TOURING
SINCE 1958.
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THE AVERAGE LIFE-SPAN OF A
CHIPMUNK IS THREE YEARS.
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YOU CAN DO THE MATH.
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IS IT TRUE YOU DESTROYED THE
DEATH CERTIFICATES?
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THERE ARE NO DEATH
CERTIFICATES.
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THEY ARE RODENTS.
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WILL YOU SURRENDER THE
CORPSES TO AUTHORITIES FOR FULL
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AUTOPSIES?
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AGAIN, THEY ARE RODENTS.
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LEGALLY SPEAKING, I COULD THROW
THEM DOWN A WELL.
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IN FACT, I ACCIDENTALLY RAN OVER
ONE OF THE SIMONS, AND I SIMPLY
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REPLACED HIM WITH A NEW CHIPMUNK
FROM THE CRATE OF SPARE
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CHIPMUNKS I KEEP IN THE BACK OF
MY JEEP.
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[ REPORTERS GROAN ]
MY JEEP SMELLS AWFUL.
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[ "CHOPSTICKS" PLAYS ]
WELCOME TO THE PRINCESS
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SUMMIT, WHERE WE ADDRESS THE
COMPLEX POLITICAL ISSUES FACING
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OUR KINGDOMS.
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HAIRSTYLES!
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TALKING PETS!
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HAIRSTYLES FOR OUR TALKING
PETS!
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CRABS!
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I'VE GOT CRABS.
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WELL, ISN'T THAT JUST, UM...
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AND WHERE'S OUR NEWEST PRINCESS?
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ACH! SORRY I'M LATE!
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I KILLED A BOAR ON THE WAY HERE.
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OH, YOU'RE SO FEMINIST AND
EMPOWERED...
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GREAT.
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'EY, WEE BEASTIE!
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HAVE WE GOT TO GRIEVANCES YET?
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A BUNCH OF WEE DWARVES ARE
ILLEGALLY MINING ME TERRITORY!
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OH, MERIDA, YOU HAVE FAR
BIGGER PROBLEMS.
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LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THEM.
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NOT A DAMN SONG.
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♪ HERE'S A LIST OF THINGS
TO DROP ♪
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♪ YOUR ACCENT, BOW, THAT TANGLED
MOP ♪
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♪ FIFTEEN POUNDS FROM OFF YOUR
HIPS ♪
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♪ THOSE GINGER AFROS 'NEATH YOUR
PITS ♪
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♪ AND NO PRINCE WILL WANT TO
MINGLE ♪
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♪ WITH A GIRL WITH NO HIT
SINGLE ♪
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AND YOUR PET'S HAIR IS A
DISASTER.
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THAT'S ME MOTHER!
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SHE'S A BEAR!
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THE TRAILER WAS VERY MISLEADING!
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I CAME HERE LOOKIN' FOR JUSTICE!
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INSTEAD, I FOUND TREACHERY.
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PREPARE YOURSELF...FOR WAR.
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SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT!
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SEE YOU ON THE KILLING FIELDS,
ROUND EYES!
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AMEN, SISTER!
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STUCK UP BITCHES.
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[ BELL TOLLS ]
OOH, THAT MERIDA!
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I'LL SHOW HER!
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SEND IN MY WAR COUNCIL!
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
WHAT SHALL I DO, LITTLE ONE?
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OH, MY.
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OKAY, OKAY, I GET IT, I GET IT.
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WE NEED WEAPONS!
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I'VE GOT A GUY.
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OH! GOOD IDEA!
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WE'LL FIGHT THEM WITH MAGIC.
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BIBBITY BOPPITY BOO.
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THAT'S 20 GRAND.
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OH, WOW.
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DO YOU NEED THINGAMABOBS?
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I'VE GOT THINGAMABOBS!
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NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE DILDO
COLLECTION YOU DREDGED UP FROM
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THE ATLANTIC, YOU FISHY BITCH.
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[ CRYING ]
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
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ANYONE ELSE HAVE COLD TITS?
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ALL RIGHT, LADIES!
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SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT!
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HYAH! HYAH!
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00:09:34,345 --> 00:09:38,816
I FINALLY FOUND THE PERFECT
CONDITIONER -- BLOOD!
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OH, CURSE THESE STUBBY ARMS!
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YOU'RE AN ALLIGATOR.
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BE AN ALLIGATOR!
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WAIT! DON'T --
OH, I'M SO SORRY.
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NO, NO, NO. IT WAS A --
IT WAS A GOOD KILL.
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NOT ALL OF US WILL LIVE TO
WISH UPON A STAR TONIGHT, BUT WE
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GIVE OUR LIVES FOR A GREATER
GOOD.
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OH, DEAR.
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I THINK I'M GETTING SLEEPY.
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00:10:00,471 --> 00:10:02,540
I MIGHT HAVE TO SIT THIS ONE
OUT, GUYS...
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DON'T YOU PULL THAT SHIT NOW!
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00:10:04,275 --> 00:10:05,710
JUST TEASING --
UNH!
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00:10:05,776 --> 00:10:08,680
BRING ME THE SCALP AND/OR
WEAVE OF SNOW WHITE!
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CHARGE!
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00:10:10,648 --> 00:10:12,517
I WILL SHOW YOU A WORLD OF
DEATH!
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LOOK EVERYONE!
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00:10:13,584 --> 00:10:14,886
I BROUGHT MY THINGAMABOB!
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MY WEAPONS-GRADE THINGAMABOB!
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00:10:16,654 --> 00:10:19,156
OH, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT
WORDS ARE.
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00:10:19,223 --> 00:10:20,291
THAT'S YOUR THING.
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00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:22,760
[ BEEPING ]
RUN AWAY!
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RUN AWAY!
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00:10:23,928 --> 00:10:34,639
♪ BEND OVER AND GRAB YOUR
ANKLES -- ♪
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ME MOTHER'S...
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A BEAR...
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[ GUN COCKS ]
[ TING! ]
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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