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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SAWING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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IT'S ALIVE!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SMOOCH! ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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IF YOU BUILD IT, HE WILL
COME.
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THERE. ALL FINISHED.
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I BUILT IT.
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[ MOANING PASSIONATELY ]
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AHHHHH.
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YEAH.
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THANK YOU.
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TONIGHT ON "WIFE SWAP," MEET
REBECCA GLINT -- STAY-AT-HOME
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MOTHER OF FIVE, MARRIED TO A
FACTORY WORKER.
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MEET SUE STORM -- MEMBER OF THE
FANTASTIC FOUR, CONSTANTLY
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BALANCING WORK AND HER MARRIAGE
TO MR. FANTASTIC.
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FIND OUT HOW TWO DIFFERENT WOMEN
HANDLE HAVING THEIR LIVES
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FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN IN
"WIFE SWAP"!
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I HAVE TO MAKE DINNER EVERY
NIGHT?
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OH, WOW.
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WHAT DID I SIGN UP FOR?
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LET'S CHECK IN ON REBECCA.
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DIE, PITIFUL FOOLS!
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NOT TODAY, DOOM!
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FUCK! NO!
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I CALL BAD SWAP!
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AAH!
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OH, SHIT!
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AND BACK AT THE GLINT HOUSE,
SUE WAS STARTING TO CONNECT
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WITH THE KIDS.
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OH, COOOOOOL!
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
YELLO?
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YES, THIS IS HER HUSBAND.
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SHE -- SHE WHAT?
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NO.
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OH, GOD, NO.
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NO, NO...
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HOW COULD YOU ALLOW THIS TO
HAPPEN?
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IT WAS A PART OF THE SHOW'S
PREMISE.
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WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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MAYBE NOT PIT A HOUSEWIFE
AGAINST THE POWER OF DOOM?
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MEANWHILE, SUE WAS STARTING
TO GAIN SOME PERSPECTIVE.
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A HUSBAND THAT DOESN'T HELP
CLEAN THE DISHES?
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HOW DOES REBECCA DO IT?
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[ ALL CRYING ]
AFTER TWO LONG DAYS, IT WAS
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TIME TO GO BACK TO THEIR NORMAL
LIVES BUT NOT WITHOUT LEARNING
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A FEW THINGS.
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I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, I
NOW APPRECIATE A HUSBAND THAT'LL
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WASH THE DISHES.
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GUILTY!
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REBECCA'S HUSBAND REFUSED TO
TAKE PART IN THE FOLLOW-UP
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INTERVIEW.
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AND NOW THE FIRST PERSON TO
EVER GET TIRED.
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OH, NO.
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OH, NO, I'M DYING!
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I'M DYING...
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[ YAWNS ] I'M DYING.
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[ MOANING ]
OH.
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OH, COOL.
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WE ARE THE GUARDIANS!
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TOOTH FAIRY, EASTER BUNNY,
SANDMAN.
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WE WILL EXIST AS LONG AS THE
CHILDREN OF THE WORLD BELIEVE
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IN US!
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OH, NO!
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YOU'VE BETRAYED ME, CHILDREN!
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HUH.
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GUESS THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT.
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SANTA, WHO'S THAT?
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OH, THIS IS ZWARTE PIET.
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HE'S A WIDELY CELEBRATED FIGURE
IN THE NETHERLANDS.
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AND MY SERVANT.
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IN DUTCH, ZWARTE MEANS BLACK!
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MY NAME IS BLACK PETE!
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THAT'S HORRIBLE.
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KIDS AND PARENTS IN THE
NETHERLANDS DRESS UP AS ME IN
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BLACKFACE ON CHRISTMAS!
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IN 2014!
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LOOK IT UP!
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SANTA, ARE YOU A RACIST?
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WHAT?
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I JUST BELIEVE IN TRADITION.
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YEP, THAT'S WHAT A RACIST
WOULD SAY.
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YEAH, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY A
RACIST.
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[ SIGHS ]
THE DUTCH REALLY NEED TO GET
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THEIR SHIT TOGETHER.
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WE HAVE LEGAL WEED!
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SO DOES COLORADO, BUT THEY
DON'T FORCE KIDS INTO BLACKFACE!
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YOU SURE THESE NEW BARRACKS
ARE FIT FOR THE
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BARNYARD COMMANDOS,
PRIVATE SIDE O'BACON?
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YES, SIR, GENERAL LARDO.
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IT'S WHERE OUR NEW FARMER,
TYSON FOODS, TOLD US TO REPORT.
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OH, YOU BASTARDS!
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AT LEAST GIVE ME A SOLDIER'S
DEA-- OHH!
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YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO A
MOVIE, TIGER?
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I WANT TO BE BELOVED AGAIN,
LIKE BEFORE I HAD SEX WITH ALL
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THOSE WAITRESSES FROM IHOP.
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JORDAN DID "SPACE JAM."
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I WANT MY "SPACE JAM."
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WELL, STUDIOS AREN'T LINING
UP TO LEND THEIR CHARACTERS TO A
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TIGER WOODS MOVIE.
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EVERYONE AGGRESSIVELY PASSED
EXCEPT DiC, BUT I CANNOT
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RECOMMEND THAT --
♪ WELCOME TO THE GOLF JAM
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TIME FOR A DAY OF PLAYING
GOLF AND BEING FAITHFUL TO MY
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GIRLFRIEND.
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WHA--
WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!!
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OW!
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WELCOME TO DiC-LAND, TIGER.
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WHY, HI, GARFIELD.
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I'M HEATHCLIFF.
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I'M MORE ROMANTIC AND HAVE AN
ACCENT.
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THIS IS CLEO.
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WE NEED YOUR HELP, TIGER.
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I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN
YOU.
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I MEAN, I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND.
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WE BROUGHT YOU HERE BECAUSE
THE EVIL DORKPUCKS CHALLENGED US
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TO A GAME OF GOLF.
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I WANT TO HUMP YOUR FACE.
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I MEAN, HELP YOUR FACE -- HELP
YOU --
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I WILL HELP YOU.
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LET'S TEE OFF, DiC-HEADS!
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IF YOU SINK THIS PUTT, WE
WIN!
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WISH ME LUCK, BOBBY BROWN.
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BOBBY BROWN?
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I'M HAMMERMAN!
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I'M M.C. HAMMER, EXCEPT NOT, AND
I HAVE MAGIC SHOES.
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YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF I WANT TO SAVE YOU DiCS.
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YOU'RE JUST UNINSPIRED REHASHES
OF GOOD IDEAS.
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SERIOUSLY, HOW CHEAP IS DiC?
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THIS IS A MOVIE, AND YOU ALL
LOOK LIKE YOU WERE DRAWN ON A
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NAPKIN.
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WIN THE GAME AND I'LL BLOW
YOU.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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♪ EVERYBODY TEE OFF
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♪ GET A CLUB IN YOUR HANDS
♪ CHARISMA-FREE SEX ADDICT
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♪ SAVIN' DiC-LAND
♪ WELCOME TO THE GOLF JAM
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THANK YOU, HOUSE STARK, FOR
AGREEING TO THE WEDDING OF
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EDMURE AND ROSLIN.
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WOW! THIS IS GREAT!
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THIS IS MY FIRST GIG WITH YOU
GUYS AND WE'RE PLAYING FOR
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WALDER FREY AND ROBB STARK!
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NEXT UP, "THE RAINS OF
CASTAMERE."
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ISN'T THAT KIND OF A DOWNER?
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IT'S LIKE, "CONGRATS ON YOUR
MARRIAGE.
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HERE'S A SONG ABOUT THE
LANNISTERS SLAUGHTERING THEIR
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ENEMIES."
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JUST BE GLAD THEY DIDN'T
REQUEST "THE CHICKEN DANCE."
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1, 2, 3, 4.
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[ "THE RAINS OF CASTAMERE"
PLAYS ]
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[ MUSIC STOPS ]
I OWE MY NEW QUEEN A WEDDING
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GIFT.
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AW, THAT'S SWEET.
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AAH! AAH!
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HOLY LORD OF FUCKING LIGHT!
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YOU'RE ARCHERS?!
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALL ABOUT THE
MUSIC, MAN!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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THOSE PEOPLE COULD BOOK US FOR
FUTURE GIGS!
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THINK ABOUT WORD OF MOUTH!
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OKAY. OKAY, JAXON.
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THAT'S THE THING ABOUT PLAYING
WEDDINGS.
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ALWAYS BE READY TO ADAPT THE
SET.
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HOW DO YOU PLAY THIS THING?
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AAH!
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THAT WAS THE MAN WHO HIRED
US.
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WE'RE TAKING FIVE!
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SKY COMMANDER REX KLING,
LOCKED AND READY TO PROTECT THE
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HIGH FRONTIER!
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YOU SURE THAT ANGLE IS STEEP
ENOUGH FOR PROPER VELOCITY?
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NO OFFENSE, BUT YOUR JUMPSUIT IS
STARTING TO LOOK LIKE CHEAP
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SAUSAGE CASING.
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YOUR SISTER DOESN'T THINK SO.
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I'M AN ONLY CHILD, FAT GUY.
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THEN SAME THING, BUT WITH
YOUR MOM.
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YEEHAW!
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SKY COMMANDING YOUR MOM!
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LITTLE HELP?
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MAYBE SEND ANOTHER SKY COMMANDER
DOWN THE LINE TO GIVE ME A PUSH?
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OKAY, HEH.
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ANOTHER THREE SKY COMMANDERS?
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OOH! A RESCUE PACK!
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FAT-FREE SNACKWELLS?
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HA HA.
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REAL FUNNY, GUYS!
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BUT THE JOKE'S ON YOU!
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I LOVE SNACKW--
DAMN IT!
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OH, THIS JUST ISN'T MY DAY.
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AAAAAAAAAH!
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I'M GLAD WE'RE CHECKING OUT
THIS NEW PIRATE-THEMED
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RESTAURANT.
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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WE'LL RETURN YOUR KIDS FOR
$1 MILLION!
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TRY THE FISH.
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THE SOMALIAN PIRATES!
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SO COOL!
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MURPHY, EVERY OFFICER NEEDS
TO DO COMMUNITY OUTREACH.
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NOW YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF
MIDLAND ELEMENTARY'S D.A.R.E.
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PROGRAM.
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COPY.
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DID EVERY STUDENT RECEIVE A
WORKSHEET?
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Together: YES, OFFICER
MURPHY.
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DRUG USE IS --
YOU DO NOT HAVE A WORKSHEET.
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SHE CAN HAVE MINE.
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NOW YOU DO NOT HAVE A
WORKSHEET.
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EVERY STUDENT MUST HAVE A
WORKSHEET.
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MY INSTRUCTOR'S KIT CONTAINS
ADDITIONAL WORKSHEETS.
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NOW EVERY STUDENT HAS A
WORKSHEET.
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STOP SAYING "WORKSHEET"!
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THIS IS A WORKSHEET.
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SINCE I AM HOLDING A WORKSHEET,
THAT MEANS ONE STUDENT IS
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WITHOUT A WORKSHEET.
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I'M DONE!
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NEGATIVE.
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YOUR WORKSHEET MUST BE COMPLETED
AFTER THE PRESENTATION.
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INVALID WORKSHEET.
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YOU REQUIRE A NEW WORKSHEET.
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IS THAT A WORKSHEET?
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THIS IS A WORKSHEET.
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ANOTHER STUDENT IS WITHOUT A
WORKSHEET.
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WHO IS CURRENTLY WITHOUT A
WORKSHEET?
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OH, MY GOD!
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I WILL PAY YOU TO STOP SAYING
WORKSHEET!
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MURPHY, HOW WAS YOUR FIRST
DAY?
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ALL THOSE KIDS STARTED USING
DRUGS.
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BLOODY MARY.
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BLOODY MARY.
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BLOODY MARY.
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OOOOOOH!
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LET ME TRY!
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CANDYMAN! CANDYMAN! CANDYMAN!
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GET A LOAD OF THIS.
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BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE,
BEETLEJUICE!
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YEAH!
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OH, YEAH, YOU REALLY WANNA
SEE SOMETHIN'?
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GOD! GOD! GOD!
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SEE?
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THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYIN'!
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THAT IS WHAT I BEEN SAYIN'!
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GUESS WHO LOST THEIR
BUTT-VIRGINITY AT TRACI'S PARTY
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LAST NIGHT!
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YASMIN!
242
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I TEXTED YOU THAT IN SECRET!
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OH, MY GOSH, GUYS!
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TREVOR JUST SENT ME A PIC!
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OF HIS DREAMY EYES?
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OF HIS DREAMY ABS?
247
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OF TAKING JADE'S
BUTT-VIRGINITY.
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UH, WHO THE FUCK IS
DRIVING RIGHT NOW?
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NO IDEA.
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Together: SASHA!
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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O-M-F-G, GUYS, WE KILLED
SOMEBODY'S GRANDMA!
253
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I THINK IT'S BARBIE.
254
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THE BRATZ KILLED BARBIE?
255
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AND NOT JUST WITH MARKET
SHARE THIS TIME.
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HEY-O!
257
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TRUE THAT.
258
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GOOD ONE.
259
00:09:03,447 --> 00:09:06,851
WE GOT TO HIDE THE BODY, YOU
GUYS.
260
00:09:06,918 --> 00:09:08,653
WELCOME TO YOUR NEW DREAM
HOUSE.
261
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REST IN PEACE, BITCH
SEE YA.
262
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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
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DON'T FORGET TO TAKE YOUR
MEDICATION!
264
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I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY YOU
GIRLS INFECTED YOURSELVES WITH
265
00:09:23,401 --> 00:09:24,301
ENCEPHALITIS!
266
00:09:24,368 --> 00:09:27,404
BECAUSE FREAKISHLY LARGE
HEADS ARE SEXY, MOM!
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DUH!
268
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NO! NOOOOO!
269
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AAH!
270
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
MY ENCEPHALITIS!
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I NEED MY MEDICATION!
272
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I NEED M--
GUESS I BLEW HER MIND!
273
00:09:40,919 --> 00:09:42,286
OH! OH, CRAP!
274
00:09:42,353 --> 00:09:44,756
I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO BE SICK.
275
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COOL! NEW TATTOOS.
276
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"YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE."
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THAT'S DEEP.
278
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LET'S TEST THAT THEORY,
BITCH.
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OHH!
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OW!
281
00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:56,668
[ Slurring ] WHAT DID YOU DO TO
ME?
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00:09:56,734 --> 00:10:00,171
I EXTRACTED EVERY OUNCE OF
ASS FAT FROM THAT WANG WARMER
283
00:10:00,238 --> 00:10:01,305
YOU CALL A MOUTH!
284
00:10:01,372 --> 00:10:02,774
NOOOO! MUH LIPS!
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00:10:02,841 --> 00:10:03,875
HUH.
286
00:10:03,942 --> 00:10:07,144
ACTUALLY, YOU LOOK WAY BETTER,
LIKE A REAL HUMAN GIRL.
287
00:10:07,211 --> 00:10:08,880
I'M UGLY!
288
00:10:08,947 --> 00:10:11,583
AAH! [ BODY THUDS ]
HUH. SIX OF ONE.
289
00:10:11,649 --> 00:10:14,686
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
HELLO?
290
00:10:14,752 --> 00:10:15,419
WHAT?
291
00:10:15,486 --> 00:10:16,988
I RAN OUT OF IDEAS.
292
00:10:17,055 --> 00:10:18,490
BARBIE'S BODY IS GONE!
293
00:10:18,556 --> 00:10:19,491
SHE'S NOT DEAD!
294
00:10:19,557 --> 00:10:21,593
SHE'S TAKING HER REVENGE!
295
00:10:21,659 --> 00:10:24,596
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, YOU
OLD PINK BITCH?!
296
00:10:24,662 --> 00:10:27,131
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
297
00:10:28,199 --> 00:10:29,167
COULD IT BE?
298
00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:32,570
MONSTER HIGH HAS KILLED BRATZ
THE SAME WAY BRATZ ONCE KILLED
299
00:10:32,636 --> 00:10:33,337
BARBIE?
300
00:10:33,404 --> 00:10:34,606
POETIC JUSTICE!
301
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[ LAUGHS ]
DRACULAURA?
302
00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:38,242
BUT...I THOUGHT...THE KILLER...
303
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WAS BARBIE.
304
00:10:39,610 --> 00:10:40,444
HER BODY...
305
00:10:40,511 --> 00:10:41,278
BARBIE?
306
00:10:41,345 --> 00:10:42,747
YOU'RE AT THE WRONG MILE MARKER.
307
00:10:42,814 --> 00:10:44,916
BARBIE'S BODY IS UP THERE.
308
00:10:44,983 --> 00:10:48,686
[ BEARS GROWLING, GRUNTING ]
PLEASE...I'LL GIVE YOU
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00:10:48,752 --> 00:10:49,420
ANYTHING.
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00:10:49,487 --> 00:10:50,454
SILLY BRATZ.
311
00:10:50,521 --> 00:10:53,491
I'VE ALREADY TAKEN EVERYTHING
YOU HAVE.
312
00:10:53,557 --> 00:10:58,329
EXCEPT...MY BUTT-VIRGINITY.
313
00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:02,400
MAESTRO, I'M GONNA NEED A
LITTLE BUTT-VIRGINITY MUSIC.
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00:11:02,467 --> 00:11:05,903
♪ EVERYBODY TEE OFF
♪ GET A CLUB IN YOUR HANDS
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00:11:05,970 --> 00:11:09,374
♪ CHARISMA-FREE SEX ADDICT
♪ SAVIN' DiC-LAND
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00:11:09,441 --> 00:11:12,610
♪ WELCOME TO THE GOLF JAM
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00:11:19,451 --> 00:11:22,620
[SMACK]
AAH!
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