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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SAWING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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IT'S ALIVE!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SMOOCH! ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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OKAY, FRED.
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TIME FOR YOUR COLONOSCOPY.
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YOU MAY FEEL A LITTLE PRESSURE
WHEN I INSERT THE CAMERA.
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YABBA-DABBA --
YAAH! YEE!
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NOW TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE.
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ME GOING BACK TO COLLEGE.
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[ LAUGHING ]
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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GET THE STORK OUT OF MY ASS!
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A PENIS SUCKED IS A PENIS
EARNED...
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SO WHICH ONE OF YOU WANTS TO
EARN THIS DICK?
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OKAY, MR. FRANKLIN, HOLD THAT
POSE.
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[ ZIPPER UNZIPPING ]
[ CASH REGISTER DINGS ]
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[ PATRIOTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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DON'T WORRY, CINDERELLA!
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WE'LL GET YOU TO THE BALL YET.
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THIS IS A SPELL
THAT WORKS SO WELL.
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FLIPPITY FLOPPITY FLEE!
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HMM.
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MAYBE I NEED TO TRY A NEW SPELL.
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OH, SATAN, MAKE ME YOUR WHORE
AND SEND CINDERELLA TO THE BALL!
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WHAT THE -- STOP THAT!
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YOU WANT TO GO TO THE BALL,
DEAR, RIGHT?
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WELL, YEAH, BUT --
WELL, MY SPELL WASN'T WORKING,
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SO I HAD TO GO WITH PLAN "B."
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OH, PRINCE OF SUFFERING, FREE
YOUR MINIONS FROM THE DARKEST
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CROTCH OF HELL AND SEND
CINDERELLA TO THE BALL!
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[ DEMONS SCREAMING ]
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[ VOMITING ]
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[ INSECT SCREECHING ]
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[ SHEEP BLEATS ]
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OH, AND YOU ALSO NEED SHOES!
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NO! PLEASE!
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LET IT STOP!
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OH, SILLY ME!
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MY WAND WAS TURNED THE WRONG
WAY. HA HA!
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WE DIDN'T NEED THE DEMONS
AFTER ALL!
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[ SOBBING ]
FLIPPITY FLOPPITY FLEE!
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SCROOGE McDUCK IS AN
INTERNATIONAL BUSINESSMAN WORTH
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OVER 10 MILLION SWIMMING POOLS
OF GOLD COINS.
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NOW ENTREPRENEURS WILL FIGHT FOR
HIS INVESTMENT.
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I'LL GIVE YOU TWO BATHTUBS OF
RUBIES FOR 25% OF THE COMPANY.
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I'M SORRY.
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HOW MUCH MONEY IS THAT?
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GUESS WHAT, SMARTASS.
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MY OFFER IS NOW ONE GOLD ROCK
THE SIZE OF A GOOSE EGG.
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IS THAT MORE OR LESS?
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I'LL GO IN WITH A TOILET FULL
OF EMERALDS.
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GET OFF ME BALLS, CUBAN!
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TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT WHAT THEY
DID TO YOUR FATHER, CHILDREN.
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LOOK LONG AND HARD SO YOU NEVER
FORGET!
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[ CHILDREN CRYING ]
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JASON! DINNER!
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IN A SECOND, MOM!
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I'M PLAYING
"RollerCoaster TYCOON!"
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[ MOUSE CLICKS ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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FUCKING IDIOTS.
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WE ARE SHOCKED THAT SUCH A
TERRIBLE CRASH COULD OCCUR HERE
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AT "NO GAYWADS ALLOWED" LAND.
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OUR PARK OWNER IS UNAVAILABLE
FOR QUESTIONS, AS HE IS
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CURRENTLY STUDYING FOR, AND I
QUOTE, "SOME LAMEBALLS MATH
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QUIZ."
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YES, HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO
ACCUSATIONS THAT THE PARK OWNER
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HAS BEEN DROWNING TOURISTS IN
THE LAKE?
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NO COMMENT.
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I WOULD JUST LIKE TO POINT
OUT THAT THESE HOT DOGS ARE VERY
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GOOD VALUE.
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WE ARE VERY PROUD OF THE FOOD
SOLD AT "HAHA HOT DOGS LOOK LIKE
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DICKS."
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WHAT THE --
AAAH!
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AAH!
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[ GASPING, CHOKING ]
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JIRO, I AM IN GREAT DEBT TO
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YOU FOR HELPING ME TRAIN FOR THE
FRUIT NINJA TOURNAMENT.
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THE HONOR IS ALL MINE,
BROTHER.
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AAH! JIRO!
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WAS THAT A FUCKING BOMB, JIRO?!
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I'M SO SORRY, BROTHER.
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SOMETIMES I CONFUSE MY FRUIT
BASKET WITH MY BOMB BASKET.
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YOUR BOMB BASKET?!
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LOOK, I'M SORRY.
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LET'S JUST STAY FOCUSED ON THE
TRAINING.
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JIRO!
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THREE LIT BOMBS?!
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON,
JIRO?!
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OKAY, OKAY.
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JUST DON'T TELL MOM.
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I'M KIND OF A WANTED JAPANESE
TERRORIST.
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WHAT?!
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YOU'RE A WHAT?!
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HEY, IF MY BOMBS ARE HERE,
WHERE'S THAT EXTRA FRUIT?
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EVERYONE DIES!
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[ ALL GASP ]
AH, DAMN IT, JIRO!
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[ ALL SHOUTING ]
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HA HA!
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THAT'S A GOOD-LOOKING PIE!
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YAH-TAH-TAH-TAH!
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YOU KNOW, MAYBE THAT
JASON BIGGS HAD A GOOD IDEA OR
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TWO.
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OHH! THAT'S HOT!
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THAT'S SO HOT!
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WHAT'S THAT DARN OL'
PURPLE PIE MAN UP TO NOW?
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OH, HUCKLEBERRY PIE!
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YES! I'M SO DEEP IN YOU!
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OH!
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HUCKLEBERRY PIE, YOU ARE
ACCUSED OF FRATERNIZING WITH OUR
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ENEMY, THE PURPLE PIE MAN.
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AW, THAT'S BULLCRAP!
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I KNOW WHAT I HEARD!
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WHATEVER!
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JUST SENTENCE ME SO I CAN GET
BACK TO MY FISHING.
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IT'S GETTING A LITTLE
"CHILDREN OF THE CORN" DOWN
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THERE.
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EH.
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UGH!
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OH, RIGHT.
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I FUCKED THIS ONE.
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MEH.
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OKAY, MARILYN, TIME FOR YOUR
BIG SCENE.
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JUST ONE MORE TACO.
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WE'RE LOSING THE LIGHT.
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BUT THESE TACOS ARE GREAT.
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NO MORE TACOS!
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PLACES, EVERYONE! PLACES!
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"SEVEN YEAR ITCH," SCENE 78,
TAKE 1.
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AND ACTION!
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[ FARTING, GRUNTING ]
OOPS.
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CUT!
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
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TACOS.
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DO WE HAVE TIME FOR ANOTHER
TAKE?
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OH, WE JUST LOST THE LIGHT.
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FUCK IT.
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WE'LL SAY IT WAS A PASSING TRAIN
OR SOMETHING.
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LET'S MOVE ON TO THE NEXT SCENE.
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GUYS, I DEFINITELY SHIT
MYSELF.
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[ GROANS ] UNH!
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OH, NO! DOC!
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SOMEONE CALL 911!
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HEY, WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY.
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I'M LITTLE MAC.
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FOR 25 YEARS, DOC HAD TWO
PASSIONS -- TRAINING ME TO
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PUNCH OUT MY OPPONENTS AND
EATING FRIED BUTTER.
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I'M HEARTENED TO SEE SO MANY OF
MY FORMER OPPONENTS HERE TODAY.
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LIFE IS SO FRAGILE.
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I, GREAT TIGER, WAS DIAGNOSED
WITH BRAIN CANCER LAST WEEK.
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TURNS OUT THIS TELEPORTATION GEM
WAS PUMPING RADIATION INTO MY
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BRAIN, AND IT --
OH, NO. NO!
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I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
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I CAN'T CONTROL IT!
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WHERE IS IT TAKING ME NOW?
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PLEASE! NOT DETROIT AGAIN!
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I AM SODA POPINSKI.
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DOC SUFFERED FROM TYPE 2
DIABETES, JUST LIKE ME.
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AND LET ME TELL YOU, I LEARNED
NOTHING FROM THIS!
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I'D RATHER DIE THAN DRINK
SUGAR-FREE SODA!
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DIET DR. PEPPER DOES NOT TASTE
LIKE REGULAR DR. PEPPER!
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[ GASPING ]
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DOC WAS THE ONE WHO SAID,
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"KING HIPPO, GET YOUR STOMACH
STAPLED."
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BUT HE NEVER WARNED ME ABOUT
LEFTOVER SKIN!
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MY STOMACH IS BASICALLY A
SKIRT!
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WHOA!
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I DID NOT KNOW DOC.
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I HAVE FILLED MY POCKETS WITH
ALL THE PIZZA ROLLS.
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NOW I AM LEAVING.
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IF YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME,
YOU ARE WELCOME TO TRY.
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THE SPELL IS BROKEN!
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THIS WAS MY TRUE FORM ALL ALONG.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO MARRY YOU,
SHREK!
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MARRY YOU?
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WELL, YEAH.
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SINCE WE LOOK THE SAME NOW,
WE'LL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
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FIONA, EVERY MORNING, I LOOK
AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND I
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WISH MY MOTHER HAD THE COURAGE
TO THROW ME IN THE RIVER WHEN I
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WAS BORN.
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THEN I MAKE MY WAY TO THE PUTRID
SWAMPS, THE ONLY PLACE ON GOD'S
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GREEN EARTH A MONSTER LIKE ME
FEELS AT HOME.
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SOMETIMES CHILDREN GATHER TO
SCREAM AT ME.
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"MONSTER! ANIMAL!" THEY YELL.
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THEN SOMEONE SCREAMS, "KILL
YOURSELF!" AND IT TAKES A FEW
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SECONDS TO REALIZE THE VOICE IS
COMING FROM MY OWN MOUTH.
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BY THEN, I'VE MADE MY WAY TO THE
OLD HANGIN' TREE.
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BEFORE I HAVE TIME TO THINK
ABOUT IT, I'M WRAPPING A VINE
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AROUND MY OWN NECK.
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IT GOES TAUT, AND I PRAY TO THE
GODS THAT, THIS TIME, THE VINE
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WILL HOLD.
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BUT, ALAS, EVERY DAY, I WAKE UP
IN MY OWN FILTH.
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AND I LIE THERE, AND I CRY.
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I CRY BECAUSE I'LL LIVE TO SEE
MY FACE AGAIN!
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SO, NO.
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MARRYING A LASS WITH A FACE AS
HIDEOUS AS MY OWN IS NOT ON MY
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TO-DO LIST!
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HAVE YOU TRIED THESE MINI
CHEESEBURGERS?
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GREAT!
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UNH!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
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AAH!
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A VAMPIRE!
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OH, THAT SAILOR'S A FUCKING
VAMPIRE!
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AAH!
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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WHERE IS IT WHEN I REALLY
NEED IT?
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UGH!
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HEY, SHE-RA, I MADE A
BALLOON!
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[ CHOKING ]
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AH, BIRTH CONTROL IS MAGIC.
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AND I DON'T JUST MEAN I DON'T
UNDERSTAND HOW IT WORKS.
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I MEAN, ON MY WORLD IT'S
LITERALLY CREATED BY SORCERERS.
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WHEN YOU'RE ON THE TOUR BUS,
BIRTH CONTROL IS WHATEVER'S
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HANDY.
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YOU IMPROVISE.
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A HARDEE'S CHEESEBURGER WRAPPER
TIED OFF WITH A HAIR SCRUNCHIE,
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OR, YOU KNOW, JUST DO ANAL.
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ARE ANY KIDS GONNA SEE THIS?
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I DO NOT LIKE THAT ANSWER.
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YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING REALLY
UNSEXY?
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THESE ARE FROM THE PX AT COBRA
HEADQUARTERS.
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NO, NO, NO. WAIT.
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IT GETS BETTER.
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UGH!
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IN A VILLAGE WHERE THE
MALE-TO-FEMALE RATIO IS 99 TO 1,
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EVERY OTHER TEXT MESSAGE IS A
DICK PIC.
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DO BOYS ASK FOR PHOTOS OF MY
BERRIES?
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WHY, YES!
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EVERYONE KNOWS I HAVE VERY GOOD
BERRIES.
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YES, LIKE I SAID, MY BERRIES.
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BERRIES.
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ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT MY TITS?!
235
00:09:52,396 --> 00:09:54,231
PUSSY DOUBLE ENTENDRE.
236
00:09:54,298 --> 00:09:55,933
PUSSY DOUBLE ENTENDRE.
237
00:09:56,000 --> 00:10:00,004
OH, HERE'S A GOOD ONE -- PUSSY
DOUBLE ENTENDRE.
238
00:10:01,772 --> 00:10:04,742
OOOH, LA LA!
239
00:10:04,809 --> 00:10:06,277
GOT TO LOVE THE BAD BOYS.
240
00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:08,279
I HOOKED UP WITH MOSS MAN
ONCE.
241
00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:10,515
AFTERWARD, MY BED SMELLED LIKE
A HEFTY BAG FULL OF LAWN
242
00:10:10,581 --> 00:10:13,284
TRIMMINGS THAT'S BEEN SITTING IN
THE SUN FOR TWO DAYS.
243
00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:15,920
ALSO, HIS PENIS WAS A GNARLED
ROOT.
244
00:10:15,987 --> 00:10:16,988
HERE'S A JOKE.
245
00:10:17,055 --> 00:10:18,122
THIS IS A GOOD ONE.
246
00:10:18,189 --> 00:10:21,593
"WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A
FACE AND A TOILET?"
247
00:10:21,659 --> 00:10:23,595
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE DOESN'T KNOW
THE ANSWER?
248
00:10:23,661 --> 00:10:24,896
R. KELLY.
249
00:10:24,963 --> 00:10:28,165
I GAVE A BLOWJOB TO
OSAMA BIN LADEN.
250
00:10:28,232 --> 00:10:32,203
HA! THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!
251
00:10:32,270 --> 00:10:33,705
I DID, THOUGH.
252
00:10:33,771 --> 00:10:36,474
TERRORCON '94.
253
00:10:36,540 --> 00:10:38,643
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
254
00:10:38,709 --> 00:10:40,778
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
255
00:10:40,845 --> 00:10:42,914
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
256
00:10:42,981 --> 00:10:45,082
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
257
00:10:45,149 --> 00:10:47,218
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
258
00:10:47,285 --> 00:10:49,420
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
259
00:10:49,487 --> 00:10:51,355
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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