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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SAWING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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IT'S ALIVE!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SMOOCH! ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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ROBEAST, DEAD AHEAD!
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BETTER FORM VOLTRON!
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[ ENERGY CRACKLING ]
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[ Lisping ] HEY, GUYS!
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MIND IF I GET IN ON THIS ACTION?
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UH, THIS ISN'T REALLY THAT
KIND OF PARTY, PINK LION.
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[ ENERGY CRACKLING ]
AW, DAMN IT. PINK LION!
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OKAY, GUYS, I'M BACKING UP!
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[ BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! ]
UH, UH, UH, NEGATIVE,
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PINK LION.
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[ THUNK! ]
[ ROARS ]
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NEVER MIND THAT!
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EYES UP HERE, ROBEAST!
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THIS IS IT! IT'S GO -- OH,
NO!
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I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD SEX ED IN
SCHOOL YET!
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ALL RIGHT! WE LURED HIM IN!
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LAUNCHING ACIDIC PLASMA!
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[ SPLAT! ]
[ ROARS ]
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WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE, BUDDY.
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TO GIVE YOU A BETTER SENSE OF
WHAT BEING ON A SLAVE SHIP WOULD
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HAVE BEEN LIKE, EVERYONE LIE
DOWN ON THE FLOOR SO I CAN DUCT
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TAPE YOUR HANDS AND FEET
TOGETHER.
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THEN, I'M GOING TO CHOOSE FIVE
OF YOU TO BE THE SLAVE MASTERS.
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[ BARKING ]
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DAD!
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DAD!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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UNH!
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DAD!
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NO, CLARK. STAY BACK.
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AAAH!
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WHOA!
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DAD!
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WHAAAA!
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WHOA!
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[ GROWLS ]
AH, SHIT, A FUCKING BEAR?!
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OW, IT'S GOT MY HEAD!
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CLARK, GET THE HELL OVER HERE!
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NO, NO. GO BACK!
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YOU CAN'T -- AHHH! FUCK
COME BACK. COME RESCUE ME!
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THIS BEAR IS DEEP INTO MY SKULL!
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NO, CLARK. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
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I'M NOT THINKING STRAIGHT!
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AAAAH!
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[ SIGHS ]
THIS WAS THE ONLY WAY, CLARK.
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PEOPLE CAN'T KNOW THAT YOU HAVE
SUPERPOWERS.
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[ CROWD MURMURS ]
AW, DAMN. MY BAD, CLARK!
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IT'S TIME FOR MY CHECK-UP,
BONES.
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LET'S MAKE THIS FAST.
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SORRY, JIM.
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STARFLEET JUST HANDED ME THE
ORDERS.
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I'M TO GIVE EVERY MALE CREW
MEMBER A PROSTATE EXAM.
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FINE.
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WHICH ONE OF THESE GIZMOS DO
I...BLOW?
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I HAVE TO INSERT MY FINGER
INTO YOUR RECTUM AND EXAMINE THE
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PROSTATE GLAND.
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THIS...ISN'T FAIR.
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IT'S ROUTINE, JIM.
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I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR
WALNUT-SIZED KNUCKLES.
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I'M GOING TO GET HOLLOWED OUT.
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ARE YOU READY, JIM?
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JUST GO, BONES. BOLDLY GO.
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WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE
BEFORE.
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NOT WHILE I WAS SOBER.
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[ SPLAT! ]
GAAAAAAH!
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DON'T BE NERVOUS, SPOCK.
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"NERVOUS," DOCTOR?
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VULCANS ARE NOT EMOTIONAL.
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[ SPLAT! ]
AH, GOD!
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DO YOU TRIM YOUR FINGERNAILS?!
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FUCK IT!
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[ GASPS ]
AYE, MOMMY, IF YOU CAN SEE ME
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FROM HEAVEN, SHUT YOUR EYES.
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I'LL BE WITH YOU SOON.
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DAMN IT, SCOTTY!
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IT'S A RECTAL EXAMINATION, NOT
AN EXECUTION!
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[ Crying ] AYE, IT IS,
BONES -- A BUTT EXECUTION.
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[ SPLAT! ]
AAAAH!
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WHO'S AROUND TO BEAM UP OLD
SCOTTY?
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IF YOU FEEL ANY DISCOMFORT --
THIS AIN'T MY FIRST RODEO,
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DOC.
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MOUNT UP.
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[ SPLAT! ]
BUSH LEAGUE.
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SO, UH...
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[ CRYING ]
SO.
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CAPTAIN'S LOG. STARDATE 4725.
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McCOY...TOUCHED MY...BUTTHOLE.
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AFTER "THE BELL JAR," I
CANNOT SEEM TO WRITE ANOTHER
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WORD.
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I, SYLVIA PLATH, MUST END IT
ALL.
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THERE, THAT SHOULD BE HOT
ENOUGH.
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[ FOOSH! ]
AAAAAAAAH!
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OH, GOODNESS, THAT'S PAINFUL!
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HOW DO PEOPLE DO THIS?!
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[ FOOSH! ]
AAAAAAAAAH!
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OH, MY GOD. OH, MY FUCKING GOD.
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OKAY. OKAY. DON'T PUSS OUT.
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THIS IS A TIME-TESTED WAY TO
KILL ONESELF.
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TRUST THE PROCESS.
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[ FOOSH! ]
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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FUCK THIS!
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"THE BELL JAR 2: A GOOD BELL TO
JAR HARD."
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[ DING! ]
WRITING SURE IS A LOT EASIER
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WHEN THE ALTERNATIVE IS STICKING
YOUR HEAD IN THE FUCKING OVEN.
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I REALLY DON'T THINK THIS IS
GOING TO WORK, YOUR GRACE.
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WELL, HE FUCKED THE QUEEN,
SO HANG THAT GIRAFFE!
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CATEGORY 5 KAIJU APPROACHING.
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ALL PILOTS REPORT TO JEAGERS
NOW!
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FIRST, WE DRIFT OUR MEMORIES
TOGETHER.
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THEN WE FIGHT. GOT IT?
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NOT REALLY.
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LET'S JUST GLOSS OVER THIS
PART AND HOPE THE MONSTER FIGHTS
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ARE COOL, ALL RIGHT?
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LET'S DO IT.
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[ CLANK! ]
THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
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YOUR WHOLE LIFE, LAID OUT IN
FRONT OF ME.
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[ YIPPING ]
YOU STUPID FUCKING DOG!
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I HATE YOU!
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OH, MY GOD!
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YOU ABUSE YOUR DOG?!
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H-HE ATE MY TV GUIDE!
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NOW FOCUS!
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[ MOANING ]
OOOOH, YEAH. AAAAAH.
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IT'S OKAY, DAVE.
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E-EVERYONE DOES IT.
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BUT COWS IN TOP HATS ARE A
ST. OLAF TRADITION!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
[ Strained ] ROSE, YOU'RE SO
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STUPID!
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[ MOANS ]
"GOLDEN GIRLS"?!
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THE DRIFT GOES DEEP, ROOKIE.
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[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
WAIT, IS THIS ONE OF MY
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MEMORIES?
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UHHHHHHHH...
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[ SQUEAK! ]
OH, YOU'RE SICK!
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I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU!
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GO EAT A TOILET SANDWICH,
FREAK!
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[ ALARM BLARES ]
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[ GASPS ]
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MY QUEEN, YOU -- YOU SON OF A
BITCH!
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[ GASPS ]
[ NEIGHS ]
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THE ESCAPED ANIMAL IS A POLAR
BEAR WITH THE ABILITY TO SURVIVE
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IN THE ARCTIC AND ANTARCTIC.
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IT EXHIBITS MASSIVE MOOD SWINGS
LIKE THAT OF A MANIC-DEPRESSIVE
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AND HAS EQUAL SEXUAL DESIRES FOR
BOTH MALES AND FEMALES.
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DEAR GOD, ARE YOU SUGGESTING
WHAT I THINK YOU'RE SUGGESTING?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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A BI-POLAR, BIPOLAR, BI POLAR
BEAR.
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THAT IS VERY STUPID.
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[ TICKING ]
TIME TRAVEL HAS NOT BEEN
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INVENTED YET...
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[ GUN COCKS ]
...BUT IN 30 YEARS, IT WILL BE.
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[ GUNSHOT ]
IN THE FUTURE, TV NETWORKS DON'T
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AWWOW CARTOONS TO HAVE GUNS, SO
IF THEY WANT TO KILL SOMEONE,
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THEY SEND THEM BACK HERE TO ME.
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MY NAME IS ELMER FUDD, AND I'M
A WOOPER.
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THE ONLY WULE IS NEVER LET YOUR
TARGET ESCAPE, EVEN IF YOUR
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TARGET...IS YOU.
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WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
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SHOOT ME!
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WHAT?!
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IN THE FUTURE, THEY DON'T LET
ME HAVE A GUN!
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THAT WAS MY ONE DIMENSION AS A
CHARACTER!
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KNOW WHAT I DID YESTERDAY?
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I SLEPT FOR 15 HOURS AND THEN
BEAT IT TO A WEADER'S DIGEST!
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HELP ME!
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I CAN'T.
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COME ON. GIVE IT TO ME.
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[ Crying ] PLEEEEEEEASE.
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING.
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[ GUNSHOT ]
BLEE-- BLEE-- BLEE--
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THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!
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[ GUNSHOT ]
CAN I LISTEN TO THIS TAPE IN
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TEDDY RUXPIN, MOMMY?
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OF COURSE, JESSIE.
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[ TAPE CLICKING ]
DO I WISH I COULD JUST LEAVE
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MY WIFE?
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YES.
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IF SHE'D TAKE JESSIE WITH HER
AND GET OUT OF MY LIFE, THAT
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WOULD BE IDEAL.
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I JUST DON'T SEE THAT HAPPENING.
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SOMETIMES I JUST THINK MURDER IS
THE ONLY OPTION.
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HONEY, I'M MISSING THE TAPE
FROM MY THERAPY SESSION.
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OH, SHIT.
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MY WIFE, MELISSA, AND I HAVE
DECIDED TO ADOPT.
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THAT'S WONDERFUL.
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WHY DON'T I BRING OUT THE FIRST
CHILD?
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ANNIE?
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I'M LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE!
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LEAPIN' LIZARDS, I SURE AM CUTE!
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HOW ADORABLE.
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AND THIS IS
PIPPI LONGSTOCKING!
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I'M PIPPI LONGSTOCKING!
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GEE WHIZ, I SURE AM CUTE!
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YOU SURE ARE, PIPPI!
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LET'S DO OUR DANCE FOR THEM!
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PIPPI LONGSTOCKING IS ONE OF
ANNIE'S MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES.
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SHE'S HAD A HARD-KNOCK LIFE.
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YOU KNOW, UH...SEX SLAVERY.
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ARE ALL HER PERSONALITIES
PLUCKY SINGING ORPHANS?
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She's not that creative.
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MY DADDY'S A PIRATE!
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SURE, HE IS.
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He's not.
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[ English accent ] HELLO.
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I'M HARRY POTTER.
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THIS POOR DEAR'S PARENTS WERE
KILLED IN FRONT OF HIM, AND HIS
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AUNT AND UNCLE KEPT HIM IN A
CUPBOARD UNTIL CHILD SERVICES
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CAME.
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UH, YOU SHOULD KNOW HE HAS NIGHT
TERRORS.
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A LOT OF KIDS HAVE
NIGHTMARES.
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WELL, I'M A WIZARD, SO MY
NIGHT TERRORS MANIFEST
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THEMSELVES INTO ACTUAL CREATURES
THAT TRY TO CLAW ME TO DEATH IN
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MY SLEEP.
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HA.
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WHAT ELSE IS ON THE TABLE?
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I'M OLIVER TWIST!
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♪ FOOD IS GREAT
♪ ANOTHER HELPING WOULD BE
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SWELL ♪
♪ I'M POOR
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GO TO BED, ANNIE.
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WHERE IS THE LOVE?
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ARE YOU MY MOMMY?!
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OH, SAY HELLO TO BRUCE WAYNE.
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HIS PARENTS WERE KILLED IN FRONT
OF HIM, TOO.
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MY FAVORITE STORY IS
"GOODNIGHT MOON."
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REMEMBER TO DO THE VOICES.
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YES, HE-MAN IS NIGH
UNBEATABLE NOW, BUT WHAT IF WE
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USE THIS SPELL TO TRAVEL BACK IN
TIME AND KILL HIS MOTHER BEFORE
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HE IS BORN?!
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[ PANTING ]
WELL?
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I'VE STOPPED PRETENDING MY
OPINION IS TAKEN INTO
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CONSIDERATION.
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YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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WE'RE TRAVELING BACK IN TIME
TO KILL HE-MAN'S MOTHER AND --
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BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BA-BOOP
BOOP.
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THIS JUST IN -- I DON'T GIVE A
SHIT WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
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WANT TO GET SOME HOT WINGS?
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[ ENERGY CRACKLES ]
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HA HA!
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THE PERFECT PLAN!
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00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:02,947
AAAH!
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00:09:03,014 --> 00:09:04,849
IS THAT A BERRY BLUE
JELLY BELLY?
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00:09:04,916 --> 00:09:05,917
OH, NO, MAN, NO!
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THAT'S MY DICK!
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00:09:07,085 --> 00:09:10,054
MY BODY'S GONE BACK IN TIME, AS
WELL!
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BEAST MAN?
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00:09:11,289 --> 00:09:12,223
BEAST MAN?
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00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:14,125
THEY CALL THESE HOT?
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00:09:14,192 --> 00:09:16,427
I-I SHOULD HAVE ORDERED THE
ATOMIC!
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00:09:16,494 --> 00:09:17,862
WE ORDERED THE MILD.
256
00:09:17,929 --> 00:09:20,197
FUCK YOU WE ORDERED THE
MILD!
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00:09:20,264 --> 00:09:22,366
CAN I DRINK YOUR BLUE CHEESE?!
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00:09:23,701 --> 00:09:26,003
AH, WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE
THIS?!
259
00:09:26,070 --> 00:09:29,006
HOW AM I GOING TO KILL HE-MAN'S
MOM NOW?!
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00:09:29,073 --> 00:09:31,275
IS THAT A BABY ALONE IN THE
STREET?
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00:09:31,342 --> 00:09:34,345
WAIT, PERHAPS I CAN USE MY
DIMINUTIVE STATURE TO MY
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ADVANTAGE.
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00:09:35,947 --> 00:09:38,616
WAAAH! WAAAH! WAAAH!
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00:09:38,682 --> 00:09:39,484
DEAR GOD!
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00:09:39,550 --> 00:09:41,786
A WILD DOG BIT THIS BABY'S FACE
OFF!
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00:09:41,853 --> 00:09:43,120
I'M A WIDDLE BABY!
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00:09:43,187 --> 00:09:46,090
IT'S STILL ALIVE IN DEFIANCE
OF NATURE ITSELF!
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00:09:46,157 --> 00:09:47,625
KILL IT! KILL IT!
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00:09:47,691 --> 00:09:50,394
NO ONE STOMPS A BABY IN
KING RANDOR'S KINGDOM!
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00:09:50,461 --> 00:09:50,995
WHOA!
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00:09:51,062 --> 00:09:52,530
[ Weakly ] WUV ME.
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SORRY, EVERYONE. CARRY ON.
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AH, THEY'RE GONE.
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WHAT LUCK!
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HE-MAN'S FATHER WILL TAKE ME
TO HIS WIFE!
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I'LL SMOTHER HER IN HER SLEEP
AND BE A HERO...
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TO MYSELF, NOT TO SOCIETY OR
GOD, NATCH.
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00:10:06,210 --> 00:10:09,213
[ CELLPHONE RINGS, BEEPS ]
WHOOPS, SORRY, LITTLE BUDDY.
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GOT TO MAKE A QUICK DETOUR.
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00:10:10,714 --> 00:10:13,350
AND, UH, WHAT SAY WE KEEP
THIS A SECRET FROM OLD
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00:10:13,417 --> 00:10:15,920
MRS. RANDOR?
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00:10:15,987 --> 00:10:18,155
SO, KING RANDOR HAS A PIECE
ON THE SIDE.
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00:10:18,222 --> 00:10:19,156
WELL, THAT'S COOL.
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00:10:19,223 --> 00:10:20,191
YOU KNOW, I GET IT.
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00:10:20,258 --> 00:10:22,393
BUT WHAT IF THIS WOMAN IS
HE-MAN'S MOTHER?
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00:10:22,460 --> 00:10:24,629
NO, THIS WON'T DO AT ALL!
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00:10:24,695 --> 00:10:26,330
[ BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! ]
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00:10:28,766 --> 00:10:30,768
NOW, LET'S GET A LOOK AT THIS
HARPY!
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00:10:30,835 --> 00:10:31,969
MOM?!
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00:10:32,036 --> 00:10:37,809
THAT MEANS KING RANDOR WAS MY
FATHER, WHICH MEANS...NOOOOOO!
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00:10:37,876 --> 00:10:40,044
AVENGE ME, BEAST MAN!
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00:10:40,111 --> 00:10:42,914
AVENGE ME!
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00:10:44,148 --> 00:10:44,682
WET NAP?
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00:10:44,748 --> 00:10:45,416
WET NAP?!
295
00:10:45,483 --> 00:10:46,851
I'M GONNA HAVE TO SHAVE THIS
OUT!
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00:10:46,918 --> 00:10:48,620
OH, FIRST TIME EATING BUFFALO
WINGS?
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00:10:48,686 --> 00:10:50,354
WHAT IF IT IS?!
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00:10:50,421 --> 00:10:52,757
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
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00:10:57,095 --> 00:10:59,196
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
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00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:03,534
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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00:11:03,601 --> 00:11:05,470
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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