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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SAWING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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IT'S ALIVE!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SMOOCH! ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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HEY!
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UNH!
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HEY!
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UNH!
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HEY!
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OUR GAME, "CANDY CRUSH SAGA,"
IS SO SIMPLE AND ADDICTIVE --
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JUST MATCH THREE ITEMS IN A ROW!
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HA! WHY HASN'T ANYONE THOUGHT OF
THIS BEFORE?
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YEAH, I CAME UP WITH IT WHEN
I WAS PLAYING "BEJEWELED," BUT
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MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHO SHOULD
DIRECT THE "CANDY CRASH SAGA"
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MOVIE?
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WHAT ABOUT ZACK SNYDER?
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[ WHOOSHING ]
UNH! AH!
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[ CRASHING ]
AAH!
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[ CRASH ]
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THIS ENDS NOW!
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[ CHILDREN SCREAMING ]
MILLIONS ARE DEAD!
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BUT I FOUND THREE ORANGE
CANDIES!
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EH, TOO VIOLENT.
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HOW ABOUT TYLER PERRY?
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OOH, LAWDY!
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I JUST GOT T'REE OF DEM LITTLE
CANDIES IN A ROW, PRAISE BE TO
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JESUS!
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MADEA, THREE YEARS AGO, I WAS
SEXUALLY ASSAULTED AT A
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FRATERNITY PARTY.
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NOW I'M ADDICTED TO CRACK.
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LOVE IS MORE POWERFUL THAN
ANY ADDICTION, BABY GIRL.
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IN FACT, IT IS ONE.
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THAT GOT REALLY DARK AND
WEIRD AT THE END.
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EH, THEY ALL DO.
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YOU THINK IT'S GONNA BE
"BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE," AND THEN IT
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TURNS INTO SOME HIGH-SCHOOL
GIRL'S IDEA OF A "RELEVANT"
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PLAY.
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THOSE PETER JACKSON MOVIES
MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!
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♪ PASS THE MINTS AND SHARE
THE TREATS ♪
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♪ WON'T THE VIEWERS THINK IT'S
SWEET? ♪
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THIS SCENE HAS GONE ON FOR 45
MINUTES, AND I STILL DON'T KNOW
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WHAT A HOBBIT IS.
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RUN, YOU FOOLS!
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EH, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO
DIRECTS IT.
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WE'RE THE BIGGEST THING ON THE
INTERNET!
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IT'LL BE A HIT NO MATTER WHAT!
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YOU'RE RIGHT!
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HEY, I GOTTA GET HOME SOON.
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"SHIT MY DAD SAYS" IS ON
TONIGHT!
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OH, NO, PHIL.
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NO. NO, IT ISN'T.
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HAHAHA HA-HA!
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HAHAHA HA-HA!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
HELLO?
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OH, DAD? WHY ARE YOU CALLING?
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WHAT? WHEN?
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I JU-- I JUST SAW HER!
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OH, MY GOD.
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WAS THE OTHER DRIVER DRUNK OR...
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YEAH, I'LL HOP ON THE FIRST
PLANE OUT OF HERE.
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[ SNIFFLES ]
I LOVE YOU, DAD.
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[ Sobbing ] WUHAHA HA-HA.
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WUHAHA HA-HA.
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WUHAHAHAHAHAHA HA-HAAAAAA.
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"AND THE DRAGON AND THE
SQUIRREL SKIPPED DOWN
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PEPPERCORN LANE..."
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HEY!
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HUH? WHAT?
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I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT
ONCE YOU FALL ASLEEP, THERE IS
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ZERO VALUE IN ME READING THIS
BOOK.
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I SURE DID HAVE A GOOD TIME
TONIGHT, JACK.
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YEAH, ME TOO.
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MAYBE WE COULD -- OH, NO!
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TONIGHT'S THE FULL MOON?
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RUN, SALLY!
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RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
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I'M A WEREWOLF!
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[ GROANING ]
NO, JACK, I'M STAYING!
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I LOVE YOU!
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WAIT, WHAT?!
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I LOVE YOU!
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[ GROANING ]
THANK YOU?
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"THANK YOU"?
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I SAY "I LOVE YOU," AND YOU SAY
"THANK YOU"?
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OH, ARE...WE...DOING THIS
NOW?
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[ GROANS ]
[ Straining ] I THINK YOU...ARE
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VERY NICE!
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I JUST GOT OUT OF A LONG-TERM
THING, SO --
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LOOK, I'M TURNING INTO A
WEREWOLF.
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YOU SHOULD REALLY GO --
AAAARRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO!
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[ SIGHS ]
OH, GOD.
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WHAT DID I DO TO SALLY LAST
NIGHT?
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YOU MADE ME THE HAPPIEST GIRL
IN THE WORLD!
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[ BOTH CONVERSING IN IRANIAN ]
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OH, YEAH!
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GO, GO, GO!
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[ MACHINE GUNFIRE ]
STAY DOWN! STAY DOWN!
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GET ON THE GROUND!
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[ CLOCK TICKING ]
AND YOU FEEL THE ARMY TOOK
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ADVANTAGE OF YOU?
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YES!
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I CAN'T CONTROL WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN ANYBODY SAYS "HEY,
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KOOL-AID!"
OH, YEAH!
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WHAT?
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WHAT?
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WHAT?
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KEEP ROLLING.
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SO, YOU SEE, KIDS, IF YOU
SHARE WITH OTHERS, OTHERS WILL
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SHARE WITH YOU --
AAH!
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[ CHILDREN SCREAM ]
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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
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SIRI, I'M HUNGRY FOR A
BURRITO.
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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
I'M SORRY, BANE.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
I WANT YOU TO FIND ME A
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BURRITO STORE, SIRI.
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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
YOUR VOICE IS BARELY AUDIBLE,
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BANE.
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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
BURRITOS IN BANE'S STOMACH
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NOW!
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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
PERHAPS A MASK WAS A BAD
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COSTUME CHOICE.
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AAH!
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WE WILL DRINK HERE, LAWRENCE.
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WAIT. WHO OWNS THIS WELL?
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WE ARE THIRSTY!
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WE WILL DRINK!
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WHO STEAL THE WATER FROM THE
SHEIK?
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AAH!
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I'LL BREAK YOUR BACK!
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I'LL MAKE YOU HUMBLE!
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MY NAME IS T.E. LAWRENCE,
AND I COULD USE YOUR ASSISTANCE
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IN THIS WAR, SIR.
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NOW YOU FRIENDS WITH SHEIKY
BABY!
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[GUNSHOTS]
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I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR BACK!
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SUCH BRAVERY!
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I'LL MAKE YOU HUMBLE!
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HE'S QUITE THE WARRIOR.
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YOUNG MEN MAKE WAR.
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OLD MEN MAKE PEACE.
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OH! SON OF A BITCH!
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I'LL MAKE YOU HUMBLE!
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OKAY...
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[ CAMEL SPITS ]
AH!
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I'LL MAKE YOU HUMBLE!
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THAT'S A LITTLE EXCESSIVE.
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AH! [ SPITS ]
SAND SHOW NO RESPECT.
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SHEIK PUT YOU IN THE CAMEL
CLUTCH!
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OKAY, THIS GUY'S CRAZY.
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DID LAWRENCE AND SHEIKY BABY
WIN THE WAR?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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THIS MOVIE IS 3 HOURS AND 48
MINUTES LONG.
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A LOT OF STUFF HAPPENED.
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
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[ SOBBING ]
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[ SOBBING CONTINUES ]
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GREETINGS, BOOS AND GHOULS!
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BOYS AND GIRLS! BOOS AND GHOULS!
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FUCK THAT WAS BARELY
COHERENT!
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TONIGHT WE HAVE THREE TALES OF
TERROR GUARANTEED TO CHILL YOU
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TO THE "GROANS"!
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WAIT, THE WORD "BONES" WAS
ALREADY SCARY.
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WHY'D WE -- OKAY. WHO CARES?
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LET'S KEEP THIS TURD TRAIN
ROLLING.
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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
I LOVE MY NEW UNICORN
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TRAPPER KEEPER!
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THE OLD GYPSY SAID NOT TO OPEN
IT AFTER MIDNIGHT.
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OH, WELL. COULDN'T HURT.
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[ NEIGHS ]
HELLO, TRACY!
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LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!
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OH, MY GOD! YES!
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I LOVE YOU!
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SAY, WHO'S THIS?
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OH, THAT'S JUST MY BOYFRIEND,
CHARLIE.
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[ NICKERS ] HE LOOKS FUN.
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UH, YEAH, I GUESS.
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WHAT'S THIS? A POOL PARTY?
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COUNT ME IN!
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WHOA! A UNICORN!
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YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE
SOME SUNSCREEN!
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YEAH, I GUESS I DO NEED SOME.
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WHOOPS! NO HANDS!
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BETTER IMPROVISE!
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[ LAUGHS ] THAT TICKLES!
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[ LAUGHS ]
OH, YEAH.
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HEY, CHARLIE -- AAAAAH!
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[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]
COULD HAVE SWORN I TIED A
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SOCK ON THE DOOR, TRACY.
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OH, MY GOD! YOU'RE A MONSTER!
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YOU'RE A PERVERT! YOU'RE --
AAH!
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THAT WAS A WARNING.
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WALK AWAY.
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I'D RATHER RIDE.
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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
OHH! OOH, AHH.
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ALL YOU'VE DONE IS MADE ME
STRONGER.
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UH-OH.
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YOU WANNA GET SUCKED?
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GET SUCKED!
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NOOOOO!
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[ ECHOING NEIGH ]
IT'S FINALLY OVER, BABY.
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BYE-BYE, COLLEGE FUND.
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COLLEGE FUND?
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[ CAMERA BEEPING ]
EW.
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OH, HELLO!
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I WAS JUST ENJOYING THE LATEST
BEST "HELLER"!
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[ LAUGHS ]
THIS IS ACTUALLY DAN BROWN'S
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"INFERNO."
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IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT.
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OUR NEXT TALE IS SOMETHING OF AN
"ALLE-GORY"!
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YOU MIGHT SAY IT'S A
"META-GORE"!
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LET'S JUST ROLL IT.
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[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
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GET OUT...
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GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.
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GET OUT OF THE HOU--
WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR TONGUE
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OUT OF YOUR DADDY'S ASSHOLE
SO I CAN JAM YOUR MAMA'S COCK
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UP THERE, YOU JIZZ-GARGLING
PILE OF MONKEY SPUNK?
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NOTHING TO SAY NOW, HUH?
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THERE'S JUST A LOT TO UNPACK
THERE.
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WELL, WAKE ME UP WHEN YOU
FIGURE IT OUT, SHIT STICK.
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[ SNORES ]
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[ YAWNS ]
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BLAM!
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WHERE'S YOUR PUSSY-ASS ART
PROJECT NOW, FUCK NUT?
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IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ART!
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IT WAS SUPPOSED TO SCARE YOU!
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GOD! FORGET IT! I'M LEAVING!
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[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE!
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HUH? WHAT?
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GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!
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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
AAAAAH!
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HEY, FUCK CLOWN, IF YOU'RERAGGING SO BAD, WHY DON'T YOU
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TAKE YOUR MAMA'S TAMPON OUT OF
YOUR DADDY'S ASSHOLE AND
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LICK IT CLEAN BEFORE YOU SHOVE
IT UP YOUR PUSSY?
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HEY, STOP TALKING ABOUT MY
DAD'S ASSHOLE!
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00:09:24,468 --> 00:09:25,503
I'LL LEAVE TOWN, OKAY?
242
00:09:25,569 --> 00:09:27,304
OH, FYI, THAT ISN'T BLOOD.
243
00:09:27,371 --> 00:09:29,373
THAT IS STRAWBERRY JAM, M'LADY.
244
00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:30,842
THE INSULATION IS LEAKING.
245
00:09:30,909 --> 00:09:33,344
ALL I DID WAS TURN THE PAINTING
UPSIDE DOWN.
246
00:09:33,411 --> 00:09:34,378
LIVE WITH IT.
247
00:09:34,445 --> 00:09:36,981
DO YOU THINK HE WAS RIGHT
ABOUT THE INSULATION?
248
00:09:37,048 --> 00:09:39,383
THAT COULD BE BERRY EXPENSIVE.
249
00:09:39,450 --> 00:09:40,685
HMM, LET'S SEE.
250
00:09:40,751 --> 00:09:44,421
THAT DEPENDS ON WHETHER I GIVE A
FUCK, SHIT TITS!
251
00:09:44,488 --> 00:09:46,290
DUN DUN-DUN-DAAAA!
252
00:09:46,357 --> 00:09:47,525
BITCH PUDDING!
253
00:09:47,591 --> 00:09:48,292
BLAM!
254
00:09:48,359 --> 00:09:50,728
[ CRASH ]
I SHOULD REALLY MOVE.
255
00:09:50,795 --> 00:09:53,965
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL
BARE-BONES STORYTELLING!
256
00:09:54,032 --> 00:09:57,301
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S LIKE THE WRITERS WERE
257
00:09:57,368 --> 00:09:58,570
"SCARE-LY" TRYING!
258
00:09:58,636 --> 00:10:02,106
[ LAUGHS ]
LET'S KEEP MOVING.
259
00:10:02,173 --> 00:10:04,075
HONEY, I'M RUNNING TO THE
STORE!
260
00:10:04,142 --> 00:10:08,179
YOU BE CAREFUL OUT THERE,
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN.
261
00:10:12,450 --> 00:10:13,685
HEY, GEORGE!
262
00:10:13,751 --> 00:10:15,252
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN!
263
00:10:15,319 --> 00:10:16,153
GEORGE!
264
00:10:16,220 --> 00:10:17,922
WHEN'S THE NEXT BOOK GONNA BE
FINISHED?
265
00:10:17,989 --> 00:10:19,190
WILL IT BE FINISHED TODAY?
266
00:10:19,257 --> 00:10:20,024
SAY TODAY!
267
00:10:20,091 --> 00:10:21,626
IS JON SNOW'S MOM REALLY
MELISANDRE?
268
00:10:21,692 --> 00:10:23,661
IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE, IF YOU
THINK ABOUT IT!
269
00:10:23,727 --> 00:10:24,762
HEY, GEORGE!
270
00:10:24,829 --> 00:10:26,731
IF THE LAND BEYOND THE WALL IS A
METAPHOR FOR CANADA...
271
00:10:26,798 --> 00:10:27,999
...THEN WHAT'S NEW JERSEY?
272
00:10:28,066 --> 00:10:29,100
ARE DIRE WOLVES REAL?
273
00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:31,102
CAN I HAVE EMILIA CLARKE'S
PHONE NUMBER?
274
00:10:31,169 --> 00:10:32,036
THREE-EYED RAVEN!
275
00:10:32,103 --> 00:10:33,004
CAN I DO BRIENNE?
276
00:10:33,071 --> 00:10:35,439
STAY -- STAY BACK!
277
00:10:35,506 --> 00:10:37,875
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN!
278
00:10:37,942 --> 00:10:38,375
OH!
279
00:10:38,442 --> 00:10:38,910
NO! NO!
280
00:10:38,977 --> 00:10:40,077
IS BRIENNE DOABLE?
281
00:10:40,144 --> 00:10:42,446
JON AND YGRITTE!
282
00:10:44,715 --> 00:10:45,850
THAT WAS WEIRD.
283
00:10:45,917 --> 00:10:48,385
ANYWAY, TUNE IN NEXT "SHRIEK"
WHEN WE --
284
00:10:48,452 --> 00:10:50,588
OH, WE'RE NOT BACK NEXT
"SHRIEK"?
285
00:10:50,654 --> 00:10:52,590
WE WERE CANCELED YEARS AGO?
286
00:10:52,656 --> 00:10:54,759
YOU MEAN "FEARS" AGO!
287
00:10:54,826 --> 00:10:56,260
OH, YOU'RE SERIOUS.
288
00:10:56,327 --> 00:11:01,031
WELL, FUCK ME, JERRY, I --
[ LAUGHS ]
289
00:11:01,098 --> 00:11:03,100
[ SOBBING ]
290
00:11:05,737 --> 00:11:07,605
JERRY, WHERE'D YOU GO?
291
00:11:07,972 --> 00:11:10,675
JERRY, WHERE'D YOU GO?!
292
00:11:10,742 --> 00:11:12,643
DON'T LEAVE YOUR BOY, JERRY!
293
00:11:12,710 --> 00:11:13,711
I'M YOUR BOY!
294
00:11:13,778 --> 00:11:15,213
WHY-Y-Y?
295
00:11:15,279 --> 00:11:17,648
I'VE GOT NOWHERE TO GO!
296
00:11:17,715 --> 00:11:19,584
[ SOBBING ]
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