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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SAWING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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>> IT'S ALIVE!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ SMOOCH! ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> UH...
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>> MMM...M&M's.
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[ CRUNCH! ]
OH FUCKING GROSS, MAN.
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THIS ISN'T EVEN CLOSE TO AN M&M.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
THEY'RE REESE'S PIECE--
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[ GASPS ] WHAT THE HELL?!
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>> [ GROWLS ]
>> THIS ONE'S THROAT IS INJURED.
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>> THEIR RACE IS SO PRIMITIVE
AND YET SO FASCINATING.
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♪ THEIR SKIN IS NAKED TO THE
BREEZE ♪
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♪ DID THEIR FUR FALL OUT FROM
SOME DISEASE? ♪
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♪ THEY'RE PALE AND FRAIL AND
SMELL LIKE A LATRINE ♪
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♪ BUT I FEEL LIKE I MUST TAKE
THE RISK, FOR MY CHOSEN JOB IS
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SCIENTIST ♪
♪ SO EVEN THOUGH MY FRIENDS
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MIGHT FIND IT TOO OBSCENE ♪
♪ I'M GONNA FUCK A HUMAN
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>> WHAT?
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>> ♪ FUCK A HUMAN
♪ FU-UCK A
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♪ FUCK A HUMAN
>> CORNELIUS, MY PENCIL BROKE.
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BE A DEAR AND FETCH ME ANOTHER?
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>> RIGHT AWAY.
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>> PHEW!
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♪ THIS CHICK'S CUTE, BUT SMELLS
LIKE BALLS ♪
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♪ I GUESS SHE'LL DO WHEN NATURE
CALLS ♪
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♪ BUT ASTRONAUTS ARE USED TO
BETTER TA-A-A-NG ♪
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♪ ZIRA NEEDS AN ASTRO-PIMP
♪ I'M LIMP TO BLIMP WHEN I SEE
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THAT CHIMP ♪
♪ PERHAPS OUR COMMON LANGUAGE
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WILL BE "GANG BANG" ♪
♪ I'M GONNA FUCK A MONKEY
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♪ FUCK A MONKEY
♪ FUCK A
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♪ FUCK A MONKEY
>> HUMAN, YOU CAN TALK!
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>> HELL YES, I CAN TALK, AND I
CAN ALSO HEAR, LIKE WHEN I HEAR
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DAMN DIRTY APES VOWING TO STICK
THEIR DAMN DIRTY APE DORKS INTO
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US HUMANS.
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>> AND I HEARD YOU VOW TO PUT
YOUR DISGUSTING, HAIRLESS, HUMAN
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SKIN FLUTE INTO ONE OF US APES.
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>> ON MY PLANET, WE HAVE A TERM
FOR THIS...
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>> Both: "BEST SUMMER EVER!"
>> IF HIS THEORY IS CORRECT,
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ANY ONE OF THOSE DISEASES COULD
BE USED TO CAMOUFLAGE HIM FROM
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THE ZOMBIES.
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>> BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHICH
DISEASES ARE IN THE VIALS.
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>> NO, NOT THAT ONE.
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>> OH, THIS IS BRUTAL.
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OH, GOD, HE'S...
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>> NO.
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>> YEP, HE JUST INJECTED HIMSELF
WITH AIDS.
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>> IT WORKED.
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>> OH, BUT HE DEFINITELY HAS
AIDS NOW.
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>> OH, GEEZ, HE'S -- HE'S
CELEBRATING.
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[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
THIS IS SAD.
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>> WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?
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IS HE GOING BACK FOR MORE?
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>> OH, I CAN'T WATCH THIS.
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OH, GOD, WE ARE MAKING A SNUFF
FILM.
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>> ISN'T AIDS A LIVABLE DISEASE
NOWADAYS?
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>> THAT'S HIV, NOT AIDS.
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>> COME ON, NO!
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>> OH, THIS IS BRUTAL.
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>> WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?
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>> D-DON'T. NO, DON'T!
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DON'T DO IT!
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THIS IS ABSURD.
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>> DID HE JUST DRINK HIS OWN
PISS?!
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>> HE'S ALL HOPPED UP ON AIDS.
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>> WHOO!
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>> WHERE DID HE GET THAT
SOMBRERO?
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>> IT WAS FIRST PRIZE FOR
PUTTING A FORK IN WORLD WAR Z!
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[ GROANS ]
[ RETCHING ]
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>> OH, BOY, IT SURE IS A GREAT
DAY HERE ON SESAME STREET!
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>> YEAH, ESPECIALLY SINCE WE'RE
THE LAST NEIGHBORHOOD IN
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NEW YORK THAT HASN'T BEEN
GENTRIFIED.
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>> UNTIL TODAY BECAUSE OUR
SPECIAL GUEST IS HANNAH HORVATH
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FROM THE "MARGINALLY POPULAR,
BUT IGNORED IN THE FLYOVER
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STATES" HBO SERIES "GIRLS."
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>> HEY!
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DO YOU KNOW WHERE I COULD FIND A
COCAINE DEALER/ORGANIC
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VIETNAMESE TACO TRUCK AROUND
HERE?
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>> FUCK ME.
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>> OOH, YOU'RE SO CUTE.
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I REALLY LOVE HOW YOU DON'T PLAY
GAMES, GROVER.
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>> OH, BUT I PLAY LOTS OF
GAMES -- PATTY CAKE AND
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MARCO POLO --
>> OH, YEAH!
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INSULT MY PARENTS!
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[ MOANS ] OH, YEAH!
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>> WHOA!
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TODAY WE ARE GOING TO LEARN
ABOUT THE NUMBER 3.
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I HAVE THREE APPLES.
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>> AND I KNOW THREE GIRLS WHO
WERE DATE-RAPED AT THE SAME BAR
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ON SIXTH STREET.
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>> THAT IS SAD.
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[ CHOMP! ]
UH...YOU'RE EATING MY PROPS.
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>> I'M PROUD OF MY BODY.
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>> I KNOW. I KNOW.
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>> [ GROANS ]
YEAH!
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>> OH, GOD!
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>> YEAH!
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
YEAH!
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> FUCKING JERRY, MAN.
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THAT GUY IS ALWAYS STRAIGHT-UP
KILLING IT.
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>> AND NOW BACK TO
"INDIAN LOVE BOAT."
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>> SIVA WILL MARRY MY
UNCLE JARISH, FOR HE HAS PAID
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HER DOWRY.
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AND, RAVI, YOU WILL MARRY THE
10-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER OF YOUR
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NEIGHBOR.
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>> BUT I HAVE ALREADY KNOWN
RAVI'S TOUCH!
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>> YOU WHORE!
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>> I HAVE SHAMED MY FAMILY!
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[ WATER SPLASHES ]
>> ♪ THE INDIAN LOVE BOAT
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[ FOG HORN BLOWS ]
♪ WAS THIS SKETCH PROGRESSIVE OR
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RACIST? ♪
♪ THE INDIAN LOVE BOAT
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♪ I WROTE IT, AND FRANKLY I'M
NOT SURE ♪
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♪ THE INDIAN LOVE BOAT
♪ COULD I SHOW THIS TO AN INDIAN
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FRIEND? ♪
♪ THE INDIAN LOVE BOAT
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[ ELEPHANT TRUMPETS ]
♪ MAYBE IT'S BEST TO JUST MOVE
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ON ♪
>> IN 1998, TWO TWINS MET AND
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REUNITED THEIR MOM AND DAD IN...
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>> Both: A PARENT TRAP!
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>> NOW WE FIND OUT HOW IT ALL
BEGAN...
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>> I WANT A DIVORCE!
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>> THANK GOD!
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>> ...WITH TWO LITTLE
COMPLICATIONS...
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>> YOU'RE PREGNANT.
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>> Both: AW, FUCK!
>> WITH TWINS.
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>> Both: ARE YOU THINKING WHAT
I'M THINKING?
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>> ...AND ONLY ONE SOLUTION.
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>> WHAT?
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YOU WANT TO SPLIT UP TWIN
SISTERS?
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YOU UNDERSTAND THAT CHILDREN ARE
NOT LIKE MONETARY POSSESSIONS.
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>> I DO NOT, YOUR HONOR!
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>> NEITHER DO I!
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>> OKAY, I'LL ALLOW IT.
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>> YOU GO BACK TO ENGLAND WITH
YOURS.
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>> AND YOU STAY HERE WITH YOURS.
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>> Both: AND WE NEVER LET THEM
KNOW THE OTHER EXISTS.
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[ CLAP! ]
>> SOMETIMES HAPPY ENDINGS HAVE
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TRULY HORRIFYING, GLOSSED-OVER
BEGINNINGS!
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>> [ Laughing ] BYE FOREVER!
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>> IDEALLY!
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>> IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK.
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COOL, MAN.
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WHERE'S MY FOOD?
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>> OH, IT'S OVER THERE.
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YEAH, IT'S ON THE FILTHY GROUND
NOW, 'CAUSE WE HEAR THAT YOU EAT
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FOOD OFF THE FILTHY GROUND NOW.
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FUCKIN' SAVAGE.
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>> AND WE ARE IN MONTH THREE OF
OVERTIME AS THE PUCK IS STILL
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STUCK UNDER PLAYER 12's FOOT.
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
>> OH, GOODIE!
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THE WHORE I ORDERED.
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OH!
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>> HELLO, MR. FRANKLIN!
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OH, IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY I
COULD SEE MORE OF HER BODY AND
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LESS OF THAT FACE.
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OH, WELL.
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IT'S NOT LIKE THEY MAKE GLASSES
WITH TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF
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LENSES.
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HMM...
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>> AND IT WAS ON THAT NIGHT THAT
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN CAME UP WITH
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ONE OF HIS MOST FAMOUS
INVENTIONS.
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>> THERE...SHOULD BE A...POSTAL
SERVICE!
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>> OH, YEAH!
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>> [ MOANS ]
>> UGH, BRUCE!
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ALL WE'VE DONE SINCE WE GOT TO
FLORENCE IS SIT AT DIFFERENT
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CAFéS AND WAIT FOR ALFRED TO
RANDOMLY WALK IN.
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>> LISTEN, SELINA, I KNOW ALFRED
GOES TO SOME CAFé ALONG THE
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ARNO, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHICH
ONE, OKAY?!
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>> CAN'T YOU JUST TELL HIM
YOU'RE ALIVE IN AN E-MAIL?
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THIS IS MY FIFTH ESPRESSO TODAY.
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I AM ABOUT TO SHIT MYSELF!
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>> SELINA, IF YOU CAN JUST BE
COOL, LIKE, FOR ONCE, THIS HAS
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THE POTENTIAL TO BE SUCH AN EPIC
AND AWESOME MOMENT!
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OH, MY GOD.
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OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD!
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SHUT THE FUCK UP. HE'S HERE!
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JUST LOOK COOL!
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> THAT WAS IT?
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[ FARTING ]
AAH! I TOLD YOU!
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GOD DAMN IT, SELINA!
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>> [ Italian accent ] HEY, IS
THAT-A BRUCE WAYNE?
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HE'S ALIVE!
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>> SON OF A BITCH.
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>> CH-CH-CH-CHEESE!!
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CRIKEY!
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TASTES LIKE SOMEONE CRANKED OFF
ON ME GUMS!
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>> MONTEREY!
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THAT'S MY VEGAN CHEESE!
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>> CALL IT CHEESE ONE MORE TIME.
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I DARE YOU, SWEETHEART.
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I FUCKING DARE YOU!!
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>> YOU WON THE DAY, BUT I'LL GET
YOU NEXT TIME, GADGET!
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
>> YES?
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>> HI, IS THIS DR. CLAW?
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>> YES.
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>> YEAH, HEY, DR. CLAW.
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SO, MY NAME IS NEV.
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I'M ACTUALLY A FRIEND OF
INSPECTOR GADGET, AND HE TELLS
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ME THAT YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN IN
SOME KIND OF DEATH STRUGGLE FOR
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ABOUT 10 YEARS NOW?
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>> [ GROANS ]
THAT'S RIGHT.
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>> AND YOU'VE NEVER MET.
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>> I'M SHY.
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>> SO, THIS IS WEIRD, BUT I MAKE
A SHOW FOR MTV CALLED "CATFISH,"
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AND I'D LIKE TO SET UP A MEETING
WITH YOU AND INSPECTOR GADGET.
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>> I GUESS.
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SURE.
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>> ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
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>> TO MEET THE MAN WHO'S PLOTTED
IN SECRET TO DESTROY MY LIFE,
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ALL BECAUSE YOU OFFERED US A
CHANCE TO BE ON TELEVISION?
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IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!
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MY BRAIN'S BEEN REPLACED WITH A
BOXING GLOVE.
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
>> HOLD ON.
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>> MY NAME IS REGINA CLAW.
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AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KILL YOU
BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU.
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>> GO, GO, GADGET CLOSURE!
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[ BOTH CRYING ]
MY ENEMY, MY FRIEND.
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>> HI, I'M NEV.
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A COUPLE YEARS AGO, I FELL IN
LOVE ONLINE.
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SHE WASN'T WHO I THOUGHT SHE
WAS, SO I CALLED HER A CATFISH,
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THE MOST DISGUSTING FISH IN THE
SEA ON A NATIONAL STAGE.
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AND NOW I'M HELPING OTHER PEOPLE
FIND THEIR CATFISH, WHICH IS A
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SUPER-COMPLICATED THING THAT
TAKES WAY TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN.
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SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
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SOME CHARLIE GUY HAS BEEN
SENDING YOU ON MISSIONS FOR THE
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LAST FIVE YEARS, BUT YOU GUYS
HAVE NEVER MET HIM?
227
00:09:33,577 --> 00:09:34,512
>> IT'S A FUN MYSTERY.
228
00:09:34,578 --> 00:09:37,849
>> I'M AFRAID CHARLIE MIGHT BE A
CATFISH.
229
00:09:37,916 --> 00:09:39,517
>> AND...WHAT'S THAT AGAIN?
230
00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:41,853
>> SO, THEY USED TO TRANSPORT
COD ACROSS THE ATLANTIC AND --
231
00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:44,088
LOOK, IT ACTUALLY MAKES A LOT
LESS SENSE IF I EXPLAIN IT.
232
00:09:44,155 --> 00:09:46,591
CHARLIE, CAN YOU COME OUT HERE,
PLEASE?
233
00:09:46,657 --> 00:09:47,992
>> All: CHARLIE?!
234
00:09:48,059 --> 00:09:51,028
>> YOU' THE ONE WHO SENT US ON
MISSIONS WHERE WE HAD TO WEAR
235
00:09:51,095 --> 00:09:54,098
BIKINIS AND SLEEP WITH MEN AND
THEN TELL YOU EVERY DETAIL?
236
00:09:54,165 --> 00:09:56,267
OH, THIS MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
237
00:09:56,334 --> 00:10:00,104
>> SO...WHICH ONE OF US IS THE
CATFISH NOW?
238
00:10:00,171 --> 00:10:02,774
>> MAKE IT 40 CUBITS HIGH, NO!
239
00:10:02,841 --> 00:10:04,441
>> I WILL, GOD!
240
00:10:04,508 --> 00:10:05,743
>> NOAH, COME ON.
241
00:10:05,810 --> 00:10:08,546
YOU'VE BEEN BUILDING THIS ARK
FOR YEARS, BUT HAVE YOU EVER MET
242
00:10:08,612 --> 00:10:09,380
GOD?
243
00:10:09,447 --> 00:10:11,583
>> NO ONE LOOKS UPON THE GLORY
OF GOD.
244
00:10:11,649 --> 00:10:13,250
>> OH, BOY. I'M SORRY, NOAH.
245
00:10:13,317 --> 00:10:14,318
THIS ISN'T AN ARK.
246
00:10:14,385 --> 00:10:15,487
IT'S A FISHING BOAT.
247
00:10:15,553 --> 00:10:17,088
AND YOU JUST CAUGHT A CATFISH.
248
00:10:17,155 --> 00:10:18,089
GOD?
249
00:10:18,156 --> 00:10:20,091
>> SORRY, MAN, I JUST --
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
250
00:10:20,158 --> 00:10:22,426
I JUST -- I REALLY NEEDED A
BOAT.
251
00:10:22,493 --> 00:10:24,395
>> YOU'VE CHANGED MY LIFE,
CATFISH.
252
00:10:24,462 --> 00:10:25,730
MY NAME'S NOT CATFISH.
253
00:10:25,797 --> 00:10:27,565
"CATFISH" IS THE NAME OF THE
SHOW.
254
00:10:27,631 --> 00:10:30,735
>> OH, REALLY?
255
00:10:30,802 --> 00:10:32,904
>> [ SCREECHES ]
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
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00:10:32,971 --> 00:10:34,906
>> [ SCREECHING ]
>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
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00:10:39,710 --> 00:10:42,346
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
258
00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:44,015
BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
259
00:10:44,082 --> 00:10:46,618
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
260
00:10:46,684 --> 00:10:48,319
BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
261
00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:50,588
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
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00:10:50,654 --> 00:11:04,301
BAWK BAWK ♪
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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