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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
[ DRILLING, SAWING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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>> WELL, WE MADE IT BACK AFTER
OUR WILDEST MISSION YET.
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>> WE'RE ANDY'S TOYS -- FOREVER
AND ALWAYS!
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>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
>> W-WHERE DID YOU GUYS COME
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FROM?
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>> eBAY.
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ANDY ORDERED US WHEN HE COULDN'T
FIND YOU.
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>> BUT WE'RE IRREPLACEABLE IN
ANDY'S HEART!
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>> ANDY SPENT EXACTLY $32.44 TO
REPLACE ALL OF YOU, AND HIS
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HEART SEEMS FINE.
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[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]
>> WHAT THE --
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HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
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AW, NOW I HAVE DOUBLES OF
EVERYTHING!
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WELL, MIGHT AS WELL KEEP THE
NEW ONES AND SELL THE CRAPPIER
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ONES ON eBAY.
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>> WHAT?!
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>> I'VE NEVER HEARD THE VOICE
CHIP SAY THAT BEFORE.
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>> YEAH, I'M A RARE VARIANT.
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FUCK YOU, TRAITOR!
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>> [ LAUGHS ] OH, THAT'S GREAT!
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[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
WOW! $800!
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>> FUCK YOU!
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>> I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME,
GADGET!
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NEXT TI--
[ COMPUTER BEEPS ]
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[ Ringing ]
TOM, WHAT'S THE WiFi PASSWORD
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HERE?
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I GOT DISCONNECTED FROM THE
NETWORK!
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"MADCAT1."
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THAT'S WHAT I TYPED, AND IT
DIDN'T --
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ALL IN LOWERCASE.
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BUT THE "M" IN "MAD" AND THE
"C" IN "CAT" ARE CAPITALIZED.
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ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
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OH! THERE IT GOES.
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THANK YOU, TOM.
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TOM IS GOOD PEOPLE.
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>> IS EVERYTHING OKAY, MARCIE?
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>> NOT REALLY, DAD.
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FOUR YEARS OF COLLEGE, AND I
STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO TALK TO
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BOYS.
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>> JUST TELL THEM WHAT'S IN YOUR
HEART.
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>> LIKE WHAT?
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WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF YOU LIKED
A GIRL?
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
WELL, I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT
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WOMEN SINCE YOUR MOTHER PASSED,
BUT I'LL TRY.
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I LIKE YOU, AND I'M WONDERING IF
YOU FEEL THE SAME.
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>> COOL!
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THANKS, DAD.
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>> WELL, THEN, SHE'D SAY, "I'M
IN MY EARLY 20s, BUT I LIKE
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OLDER MEN."
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AND THEN MAYBE I'D FRENCH HER
YOUNG MOUTH LIKE THIS.
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[ MOANING, BREATHING HEAVILY ]
OH!
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OH, GIRL WHO WORKS AT COSTCO,
YOU LIKE THINGS IN BULK, DON'T
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YOU?
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I'M GIVING YOU SOMETHING IN
BULK, ALL RIGHT.
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OH, Y-- OH, YOU LIKE GETTING
SLAPPED WITH MY MEMBERSHIP CARD,
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YOU DIRTY SLUT?
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OH, WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?
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SHE WORKS CHECKOUT?
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CHECK OUT THESE GIANT BALLS,
BABY.
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TWO GIRLS, ONE GUY.
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I LIKE THESE ODDS.
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ONE BALL PER GIRL.
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DL-LL-LL-LL-LL-LL-LL-LL!
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OH, GIRLS OF COSTCO, YES!
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OH, YEAH!
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OH, GIRLS OF COSTCO!
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OH, YEAH, GIRLS OF COSTCO!
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OHHH! AHHH!
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AH, YEAH.
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[ GROANS ]
OH, I'M S-- I'M SORRY.
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I GOT A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY.
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>> CAN YOU...HELP ME BURN MY
BED?
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>> HEY, BUDDY, SPARE A CREDIT?
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>> SORRY. PRIME DIRECTIVE.
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CAN'T INFLUENCE YOUR NATURAL
PATH...IN LIFE.
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>> BUT I GIVE YOU PERMISSION!
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>> I'M...SORRY.
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BRO.
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[ LIQUID SLOSHES ]
OH!
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I SHOULD PROBABLY CLEAN THAT UP.
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BUT THEN AGAIN, PRIME DIRECTIVE.
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[ TONES CHIME ]
>> AAAAH!
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H-HELP ME!
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>> NO!
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I'VE ALREADY DONE TOO MUCH
DAMAGE TO THE NATURAL ORDER!
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PRIME DIRECTIVE!
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[ BEEP ]
>> KIRK, BABY, WHERE ARE YOU?
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YOU PROMISED YOU'D MEET MY
PARENTS.
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>> SORRY. PRIME DIRECTIVE.
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I...CAN'T LET THEM KNOW OF MY
EXISTENCE.
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>> WELL, THEN, I GUESS I CAN'T
GET THAT ABORTION!
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>> MM. SORRY I'M LATE.
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>> DAMN RIGHT YOU'RE SORRY.
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>> WHAT'S THIS ABOUT AN
ABORTION?
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>> [ GROANS ]
ME WALLUPER HASN'T BEEN MILKED
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BY A BONNIE IN A FORTNIGHT.
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[ SHEEP BLEATING ]
AH, GOOD OLD GENTLE BESSIE.
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LET ME MOISTEN YOU UP A BIT DOWN
THERE FIRST.
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AHH...
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>> STUART!
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WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
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>> OH! AYE!
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OH, IT'S -- IT'S NOT WHAT IT
LOOKS LIKE!
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NO, I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT,
UH, INVENTING A MUSICAL
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INSTRUMENT -- YEAH! -- U-USING A
SHEEP'S STOMACH AS A -- AS --
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AS A BAG THAT YOU BLOW -- YOU
BLOW RIGHT INTO.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
IF I HAD TIME TO PROPERLY
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DEMONSTRATE...
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>> I'VE GOT NOWHERE TO BE.
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[ BAGPIPES PLAY, SLOSHING ]
[ SHEEP BLEATING ]
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STUART, I'M SORRY.
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I HAD NO RIGHT TO JUMP TO
CONCLUSIONS.
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>> [ SOBS ] OH, BESSIE!
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[ Crying ] OH, GOD.
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THAT WAS THE DAY I KILLED THE
TWO THINGS I LOVED MOST IN THE
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WORLD -- MY BEAUTIFUL BESSIE...
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AND MUSIC.
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I'D ALSO KILLED MUSIC.
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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> NO!
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DEFEATED BY RAINBOW BRITE AND
HER GAY RAINBOW POWERS!
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>> HEY!
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WE DON'T USE "GAY" AS A
PEJORATIVE IN RAINBOW LAND!
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>> A PEJOR-- NO! NO!
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I'M JUST SAYING YOU'RE USING
YOUR GAY RAINBOW ON ME.
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>> AND WHO SAYS THE RAINBOW IS
GAY?
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>> GAY PEOPLE!
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IT'S THE SYMBOL OF THEIR
CULTURE!
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THEY MAKE FLAGS!
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>> Y KNOW AN AWFUL LOT ABOUT
IT.
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>> YEAH! I'M GAY!
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IS THAT A PROBLEM?
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>> 'COURSE NOT!
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I JUST HAD NO IDEA.
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DID KNOW, TWINK?
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>> I'M GONNA LEAVE THAT "TWINK"
THING ON THE TABLE.
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ALL I WAS SAYING IS THAT YOUR
ENTIRE OPERATION IS VERY, VERY
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GAY, AND THAT'S GREAT.
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I HOPE WE'RE AT A PLACE IN OUR
CULTURE WHERE WE CAN CALL
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SOMETHING GAY AND IT'S NOT THE
END OF THE WORLD, BECAUSE
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THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING
GAY.
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>> I'M GLAD WE HAD THIS TALK.
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>> HEY! WHAT THE FUCK!???
YOU JUST START BLASTING AT ME
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AGAIN, YOU FUCKING HOMOPHOBE?!
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>> THAT OSTRICH IS SKIING!
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HUH.
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>> AND NOW BACK TO NICKELODEOS
"THE SECRET WORLD OF
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ALEX MACK."
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>> AND YOUR PROM QUEEN IS...
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ALEX MACK.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ CROWD GASPS ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU HAVE MESSED WITH THE
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WRONG GIRL, BECAUSE I HAVE THE
POWER OF TELEKINESIS!
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[ CREAKING ]
>> IS THERE A DRAFT IN HERE OR
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SOMETHING?
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[ RATTLING ]
>> OH, THAT'S COOL.
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>> TAKE A PICTURE OF ME WITH THE
FLOATING TABLE!
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>> I CAN ALSO MORPH INTO A
PUDDLE.
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>> I SHOULD CLEAN UP THIS SPILL
HERE.
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>> WALTER, WATCH OUT!
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>> OW!
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[ CROWD GASPS ]
I-I'M FINE. I'M FINE.
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I JUST -- I BRUISED MY ELBOW.
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>> NOW I'M REALLY UPSET!
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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>> NOTHING.
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I JUST GLOW WHEN I'M UPSET.
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>> OH.
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>> UGH! YOU'RE RIGHT -- I SUCK!
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THE ONLY OTHER POWER I HAVE IS
SHOOTING ELECTRICITY OUT OF MY
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FINGERS.
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>> WAIT -- YOU CAN SHOOT
ELECTRICITY OUT OF YOUR FINGERS?
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>> PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE LED WITH
THAT.
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
[ ALL SCREAM ]
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>> WE IMPLANTED TWO
INTRACORTICAL MICROELECTRODES
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INTO YOUR BRAIN'S MOTOR CORTEX,
WHICH CONTROLS LIMB MOVEMENT.
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THE INTEGRATION PROCESS WON'T
TAKE LONG.
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[ WHIRRING ]
HEY, DO NOT JERK OFF WITH IT.
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>> WELL, THEN, I DON'T WANT IT.
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>> MY FELLOW THUNDERCATS, WHEN
DANGER IS NEAR, I SHALL HOLD THE
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SWORD OF OMENS ALOFT AND YELL
OUT A BATTLE CRY.
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>> AND WHAT SHALL OUR BATTLE CRY
BE, LION-O?
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>> I...SHALL HOLD THE SWORD
ALOFT NOW AND SEE WHAT COMES TO
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ME.
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THUNDER...THUNDER...THUNDER...
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THUNDERCATS...
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I NEED YOU BECAUSE EVIL IS NEAR
AND WE ARE FRIENDS AND WE ARE A
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TEAM, SO WE MUST COME TOGETHER
AND FIGHT BECAUSE THE EYE OF
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THUNDERA IS IN THE SKY, AND IT
IS SUMMONING EVERYONE TOGETHER,
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SO PLEASE COME HERE.
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PANTHRO AND TYGRA AND...PANTHRO
AND ALSO CHEETARA AND ALSO
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WilyKit AND WilyKat AND ALSO
SNARF.
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I THINK I SAID "PANTHRO" TWICE.
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I WON'T DO THAT EVERY TIME.
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YES, WE ARE THE THUNDERCATS!
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THIS IS OUR BATTLE CRY!
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I LOVE YOU GUYS!
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YOU ARE MY BEST FRIENDS, AND I
AM LION-O, AND I AM A
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THUNDERCAT, AND YOU GUYS ARE
THUNDERCATS, TOO.
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MUMM-RA IS NOT A THUNDERCAT.
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HE IS BAD, AND WE ARE GONNA WIN
AGAINST HIM BECAUSE WE ARE THE
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THUNDERCATS, AND THE THUNDERCATS
ARE HERE FOR YOU TODAY BECAUSE
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WE ARE THE THUNDERCATS.
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YEAH!
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I'M LION-O.
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I HOPE YOU GUYS WROTE THAT DOWN.
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>> I LIKED IT.
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AAH!
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>> BLAGH! EUGGGH!
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THIS PIE'S TERRIBLE!
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WHAT'S IN IT?!
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>> THE LAST HOBO WHO TRESPASSED
IN MY YARD.
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>> [ GROANS ]
[ THUD ]
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>> AND NOW THE CYCLE BEGINS
ANEW.
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>> OH, BOY.
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I WISH I WAS A DOTHRAKI.
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THAT WOULD BE SO COOL!
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SOOOO COOL...
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[ HORSES NEIGH ]
OH, BOY! I'M A DOTHRAKI!
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I MIGHT HAVE TO WORK A FEW
CRUNCHES INTO MY SCHEDULE.
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I LOOK LIKE A HOLOCAUST
SURVIVOR.
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WOW! IT'S KHAL DROGO!
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UHHHHH...ENUK CHUK?
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BUT I'M NOT A GIRL!
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I'M A BRAVE WARRIOR!
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[ GASPS ]
GUHHHHHHHHH...
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[ MUSIC PLAYS ]
IT'S NOT TV. IT'S HBO.
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>> MY SUN AND STARS TREATS ME
LIKE A DOG IN BED.
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00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:32,450
I NEED TO EARN HIS RESPECT
BEFORE I'M TRULY A QUEEN.
231
00:08:32,517 --> 00:08:35,419
>> GIRLFRIEND, YOU GOT TO TAKE
CONTROL OF THAT MAN.
232
00:08:35,486 --> 00:08:36,754
FIRST, YOU NEED TO...
233
00:08:36,821 --> 00:08:39,057
[ WHISPERING ]
AND THEN YOU JUST...
234
00:08:39,123 --> 00:08:41,859
[ WHISPERING ]
...RIGHT INSIDE HIS...
235
00:08:41,926 --> 00:08:45,529
[ WHISPERING ]
>> [ GROANING ]
236
00:08:45,596 --> 00:08:47,498
>> [ SIGHS ]
THE ORGASM OF THE NOBLE
237
00:08:47,565 --> 00:08:48,933
SAVAGE -- A BEAUTIFUL SOUND.
238
00:08:48,999 --> 00:08:50,368
[ THUMP ]
>> AAAAAAAGH!
239
00:08:50,435 --> 00:08:51,669
>> I THINK I BROKE HIS DICK!
240
00:08:51,736 --> 00:08:53,003
>> YOU BROKE HIS DICK?!
241
00:08:54,372 --> 00:08:55,273
YOU BROKE HIS DICK!
242
00:08:55,340 --> 00:08:56,607
>> I BROKE HIS DICK!
243
00:08:58,343 --> 00:08:59,343
>> YOU BROKE HIS DICK!
244
00:08:59,410 --> 00:09:00,678
>> I BROKE HIS DICK!
245
00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:05,349
I DID EVERYTHING YOU SAID!
246
00:09:05,416 --> 00:09:08,586
>> OKAY, FULL DISCLOSURE --
I DON'T KNOW HOW SEX WORKS.
247
00:09:08,652 --> 00:09:09,987
>> AAAAAH!
248
00:09:10,054 --> 00:09:12,289
>> OH, BOY, THIS JOB IS WAY
BETTER!
249
00:09:12,356 --> 00:09:14,191
I GET TO SQUIRE FOR KING ROBERT!
250
00:09:14,258 --> 00:09:15,927
SO, WHAT ARE WE DOING TODAY?
251
00:09:15,994 --> 00:09:18,162
>> THIS IS A BOAR HUNT, YOU
IDIOT.
252
00:09:18,229 --> 00:09:19,497
>> WOW! A BOAR HUNT?!
253
00:09:19,563 --> 00:09:20,965
THAT SOUNDS FUN!
254
00:09:21,032 --> 00:09:23,535
[ GIGGLES ]
THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.
255
00:09:23,601 --> 00:09:25,169
>> ROBERT NEEDS HIS SWORD.
256
00:09:25,236 --> 00:09:27,438
GOOD GOD, THE KING NEEDS HIS
SWORD!
257
00:09:27,505 --> 00:09:27,972
>> HUH?
258
00:09:28,039 --> 00:09:28,840
>> AAAAAAAAAH!
259
00:09:28,907 --> 00:09:30,575
>> [ SQUEALS ]
>> OH, MY GOD!
260
00:09:30,641 --> 00:09:32,376
OKAY, NEW JOB. NEW JOB.
261
00:09:32,443 --> 00:09:33,878
JUST DON'T MESS THIS ONE UP.
262
00:09:33,945 --> 00:09:36,213
SO, I JUST STAND HERE HOLDING
THIS BASKET?
263
00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:37,214
>> SILENCE, FOOL!
264
00:09:37,281 --> 00:09:38,750
THE NEW KING IS SPEAKING.
265
00:09:38,817 --> 00:09:42,386
>> EDDARD STARK, FOR THE CRIME
OF TREASON, YOU ARE SENTENCED TO
266
00:09:42,453 --> 00:09:43,320
DEATH.
267
00:09:43,387 --> 00:09:46,758
[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> Psst! This is you, fool.
268
00:09:46,825 --> 00:09:47,659
Get in there!
269
00:09:47,725 --> 00:09:48,893
>> [ GASPS ] YAY! I'M ON!
270
00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:49,761
HI, SEAN BEAN.
271
00:09:49,828 --> 00:09:51,696
YOU WERE AWESOME IN
"LORD OF THE RINGS."
272
00:09:51,762 --> 00:09:53,665
"ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO
MORDOR."
273
00:09:53,731 --> 00:09:55,533
THAT'S A CLASSIC!
274
00:09:55,599 --> 00:09:57,168
>> AAH!
275
00:09:57,235 --> 00:09:57,969
AAAH!
276
00:09:58,036 --> 00:09:59,537
>> OH, GOSH. I'M SORRY.
277
00:09:59,603 --> 00:10:00,171
SORRY!
278
00:10:00,238 --> 00:10:02,306
OH, NO!
279
00:10:02,373 --> 00:10:03,608
>> AAAAAAAH!
280
00:10:03,674 --> 00:10:05,510
>> WOW! YOU'RE ARYA STARK!
281
00:10:05,576 --> 00:10:06,511
DON'T CRY.
282
00:10:06,577 --> 00:10:08,913
[ Deep voice ] ARYA, THIS IS
YOUR FATHER TALKING.
283
00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:10,181
YOU MUST BE BRAVE NOW.
284
00:10:10,248 --> 00:10:11,282
>> AAAAAH!
285
00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:13,618
>> I LIKE THIS GUY.
286
00:10:13,684 --> 00:10:16,721
>> OH, MAN, THAT WAS WAY LESS
COOL THAN I THOUGHT.
287
00:10:16,787 --> 00:10:19,323
BUT I DID GET TO SEE THE
KHALEESI NAKED.
288
00:10:19,390 --> 00:10:21,993
[ MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> AAAAAAAAAAH!
289
00:10:22,060 --> 00:10:24,395
>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
290
00:10:24,462 --> 00:10:26,531
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
291
00:10:26,597 --> 00:10:28,666
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
292
00:10:28,732 --> 00:10:30,835
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
293
00:10:30,902 --> 00:10:32,970
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
294
00:10:33,037 --> 00:10:35,172
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
295
00:10:35,239 --> 00:10:36,740
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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