Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:05,039 --> 00:00:05,940
[thunder crashes]
2
00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:08,776
[laughs evilly]
3
00:00:08,876 --> 00:00:10,978
[ Sawing ]
4
00:00:16,083 --> 00:00:17,985
[ electricity crackles ]
5
00:00:18,085 --> 00:00:19,887
It's alive!
6
00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:28,362
[thunder crashes]
7
00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:32,366
[laughs evilly]
8
00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:34,368
[ Smooch! ]
9
00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:35,870
[laughs evilly]
10
00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:39,373
♪ Alvin is the cool-munk ♪
11
00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:40,741
♪ He really loves to rock ♪
12
00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:42,309
♪ Together
we're the chipmunks ♪
13
00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:44,512
♪ I jerk off in Dave's
so-o-o-ck ♪
14
00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:45,813
DAVE:
Alvin!
15
00:00:45,913 --> 00:00:47,381
[girls screaming]
- This is my jam.
16
00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:49,150
I swear to God,
I'm gonna get backstage
17
00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,285
and blow one of those
chipmunks!
18
00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:52,720
What did you just say?
19
00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:55,356
Yeah! At least one of them.
Hopefully all of them.
20
00:00:55,456 --> 00:00:57,258
But they don't have penises,
Traci.
21
00:00:57,358 --> 00:00:58,492
They're animatronic.
22
00:00:58,592 --> 00:01:00,261
Kendra, they're not
animatronic.
23
00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:01,796
I think I heard
they're mutants.
24
00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:03,664
They're regular chipmunks
that got radiated.
25
00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:05,066
Don't care. Blowing one!
26
00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:07,001
Whoo!
27
00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:08,102
Wow.
28
00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:10,471
One, two, three, four.
29
00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:13,140
[ Knock on door]
30
00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,709
Mr. Seville, I'm new here,
so I wanted to double-check.
31
00:01:15,810 --> 00:01:17,678
What's your policy
on groupies?
32
00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:19,647
- Groupies?
- Oh, hi -- me, me!
33
00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,615
Wait a minute,
are you saying that human girl
34
00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:24,018
is sexually interested
in the boys?
35
00:01:24,118 --> 00:01:25,119
That's disgusting.
36
00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:26,754
Get her the hell
out of here.
37
00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:28,489
I'm gonna go pray
for her soul.
38
00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:31,225
Wow, a real groupie, just
like other rock stars have.
39
00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:32,860
Don't even think about it,
Alvin.
40
00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:35,196
- It's bestiality.
- It's against God's plan.
41
00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:37,598
Theodore, we're
four-foot-high chipmunks.
42
00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:39,600
We're proof
that God is dead.
43
00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,735
[ squeak! ]
44
00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:46,841
I'm going to whack me off
a piece of that.
45
00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:50,945
I didn't actually think
I'd get this far.
46
00:01:51,045 --> 00:01:52,279
Lucky you.
47
00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:54,782
Yeah, you smell different
than I thought.
48
00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:58,052
Like, less dreamy
and more gamey.
49
00:01:58,152 --> 00:02:00,621
Oh, well, uh, I guess
we don't have to.
50
00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:02,523
Yeah. Yeah, we do.
51
00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,925
I talked a big game
in front of my friends.
52
00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:07,528
And... [voice breaking]
now this has to happen.
53
00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:08,762
[sighs]
54
00:02:08,863 --> 00:02:10,798
Uh, are you crying?
55
00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:12,166
[crying]
56
00:02:12,266 --> 00:02:13,701
I can't find your junk.
57
00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:16,170
Oh, hang on.
My genitals retract!
58
00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:17,838
[grunts]
[pom]
59
00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:19,640
Oh, God.
I'm going home now.
60
00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:20,541
Aww.
61
00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,276
Hope my friends didn't
go home without me.
62
00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:23,677
Ye-e-e-e-s!
63
00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:25,880
This is so much better
than masturbating!
64
00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:27,781
And Kendra thought
you were animatronic.
65
00:02:27,882 --> 00:02:29,850
Nope.
Mutated by radiation.
66
00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:31,619
- GIRL: Yeah!
- High five!
67
00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:32,753
- THEODORE: Yeah!
- GIRL: This is my jam!
68
00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:33,954
BOTH:
Aww.
69
00:02:34,054 --> 00:02:36,023
Mom and Dad couldn't afford
our Christmas presents
70
00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:38,058
because the price of gas
is so high.
71
00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:39,760
But I've been extra good.
72
00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:41,896
Swear I'm gonna
fuck shit up next year.
73
00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:44,265
Did somebody say
"energy crisis"?
74
00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:46,901
BOTH:
Not in those exact words, Captain America.
75
00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:50,371
The high cost of energy is
crippling America, kids.
76
00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:52,173
BOTH:
But what can we do?
77
00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:55,509
We can lick this problem if
we all do our part together.
78
00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:57,444
Turn the dial down
to 68 degrees,
79
00:02:57,545 --> 00:02:59,346
and we'll useless
heating oil.
80
00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:02,216
We're not gonna do that.
My feet get cold.
81
00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:04,318
Uh, okay. Next tip.
82
00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:06,921
Electronics still use energy
even when turned off.
83
00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:08,822
Make sure to unplug them.
84
00:03:08,923 --> 00:03:11,058
- That sounds exhausting.
- Pass.
85
00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:12,059
Uh...
86
00:03:12,159 --> 00:03:15,196
clothes dryers are 20%
of a home's energy bill.
87
00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:18,065
Dry your laundry outdoors,
and save power.
88
00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:21,001
- I'd never wait that long.
- Nobody's gonna do that.
89
00:03:21,101 --> 00:03:23,137
Well, fine.
Fuck you, then.
90
00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:24,238
[glass shatters ]
91
00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:26,040
[dog barks]
92
00:03:26,140 --> 00:03:28,342
Sorry we couldn't afford
gifts this year, kids.
93
00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:30,778
That's okay. It's enough
that you don't force us
94
00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,580
to live like a bunch of
broke-ass hippies.
95
00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,114
ALL:
Aww.
96
00:03:34,215 --> 00:03:35,216
[shivering ]
97
00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:38,219
My feet are fucking freezing.
98
00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:39,220
[ Lassie barks ]
99
00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,921
Lassie, what's wrong, girl?
100
00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:41,922
[ Lassie barks ]
101
00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:43,524
Timmy fell -- oh, wrong verb?
102
00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:44,525
[ Lassie barks ]
103
00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:46,260
Dropped...
put...
104
00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,828
spread...
- [ Lassie barks]
105
00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:49,396
Timmy spread...
peanut butter...
106
00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:50,798
- [ Lassie barks ]
- On his balls...
107
00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,666
and you had to --
Oh, I'm so sorry, Lassie.
108
00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:53,701
[Lassie whines]
109
00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:55,269
Let's all give a round
of applause
110
00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:58,205
to 6-year-old Bosco Albert,
who's making our flight
111
00:03:58,305 --> 00:04:00,507
from Atlanta to L.A.
all by himself.
112
00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:01,442
[applause]
113
00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:04,144
Also, it looks like the in-flight meal
was over three weeks old
114
00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:05,713
and almost certainly teeming
with bacteria.
115
00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:07,681
Thank you so much.
- [gurgle!]
116
00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:09,416
Excuse me,
I need to use the --
117
00:04:09,516 --> 00:04:11,952
FAA regulations require that
you stay in your seat
118
00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:13,854
with your seatbelt fully fastened.
119
00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:15,923
This isn't happening.
I'm not gonna make it.
120
00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:17,958
God forgive me!
[fa-a-a-a-rt! ]
121
00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:20,894
Oh, dear, get out of the way!
[fa-a-a-a-rt! ]
122
00:04:20,995 --> 00:04:22,763
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain,
123
00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:25,132
reminding you that getting out
of your seat is against F--
124
00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:27,001
Aw, who am I kidding ?
I'm out' of my seat
125
00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:28,769
squatting over a coffee pot'
up here, people.
126
00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,104
Do what you have to do.
127
00:04:30,204 --> 00:04:31,405
[screams and farting]
128
00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:32,840
Oh, God!
129
00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:36,343
[all farting]
130
00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,879
[ Splat! ]
131
00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:41,148
I told you before,
I don't get on no damn plane.
132
00:04:41,248 --> 00:04:44,451
- Oh, what's the big deal, B.A.?
- It's personal.
133
00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:47,921
Rosemary's here to share
some news with her baby daddy.
134
00:04:48,022 --> 00:04:49,957
- Now, does Stan --
- It's "Satan."
135
00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:52,459
Sorry. Does Satan know
why he's here today?
136
00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:54,595
No, Lonnie,
he has no idea.
137
00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:56,497
Well, let's bring him out.
Satan.
138
00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:58,565
[applause]
- Thank you.
139
00:04:58,666 --> 00:05:00,467
Hi, Satan, how are you?
140
00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:02,436
I'm doing great, Lonnie,
amazing.
141
00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:04,338
I'm here
with my beautiful baby mama.
142
00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:06,340
Now, Satan, you and Rosemary
143
00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,042
have raised little Adrian
together.
144
00:05:08,142 --> 00:05:09,710
Happiest years of my life,
Lonnie.
145
00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,578
But we performed
a paternity test,
146
00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:13,447
and I have the results
right here.
147
00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:16,450
- Say what?
- Satan, you... are...
148
00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:18,285
not the father.
149
00:05:18,385 --> 00:05:21,322
How could you?
What am I gonna tell Me-maw?!
150
00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:22,856
Coming up...
151
00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:25,359
Joseph, you are not
the father of Mary's child.
152
00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:26,994
Ah! I told you.
153
00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:28,529
I told you
that's not my kid.
154
00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:29,697
That's not my kid.
155
00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:31,565
Let's meet Jesus'
real father.
156
00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,000
God.
- [ booing ]
157
00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,401
Yeah.
Hey, hey, hey.
158
00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:37,771
You don't know me.
You don't know me.
159
00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:39,873
Did you just change back
from a werewolf?
160
00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:40,941
Yeah.
161
00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:43,677
You've been licking your
balls, haven't you?
162
00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,579
Well, they don't lick
themselves.
163
00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,649
Our kids have made a
180-degree change, Ms. Poppins.
164
00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:50,184
How do you do it?
165
00:05:50,284 --> 00:05:52,786
Oh, let's just say
I have my secrets. Ta-ta!
166
00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:55,222
Secrets? I don't like
the sound of that.
167
00:05:55,322 --> 00:05:57,291
Oh, thank God we bought
that nanny cam.
168
00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:59,460
[Clink!]
169
00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,295
A spoonful of sugar will
help this go down.
170
00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:04,398
Did we say she could medicate
the children?
171
00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:07,868
♪ [ humming ] ♪
172
00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:10,304
Did she saw a hole
in my table?
173
00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:12,039
This room is a mess.
174
00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:14,475
Oh, great,
and she's also a witch.
175
00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:16,610
Hello, police.
176
00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,912
[blades whirring]
Oh, dear.
177
00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:20,547
MAN: Land your umbrella!
Put your hands over your head!
178
00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:22,449
- Now, just a minute.
- Now, bitch, now!
179
00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:23,917
Such language.
180
00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:26,353
A spoonful of sugar
will help this go down.
181
00:06:26,453 --> 00:06:28,355
She's going for a gun!
[gunshot]
182
00:06:28,455 --> 00:06:30,657
[ laughs ] Oh, sometimes
a warning shot is quite polite.
183
00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:31,692
Ahhhh!
184
00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,761
But sometimes,
you gotta grow a dick.
185
00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:35,129
Aah!
186
00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:37,197
[punches landing, man groaning]
187
00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:38,832
[ Boom! ]
188
00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,102
[ Slurring ]
Hey, Woody.
189
00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:44,371
I got some wood
for you to peck on.
190
00:06:44,471 --> 00:06:48,642
[ all laugh ]
191
00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,010
Woodpecker!
192
00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,612
Fuck you.
193
00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:57,384
This school play
is so boring.
194
00:06:57,484 --> 00:06:59,820
I was literally daydreaming
about that horrible day
195
00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,622
I spent fly-fishing
with your brother.
196
00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:02,689
Shh!
197
00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,591
Yeah, baby,
I'm killing it tonight!
198
00:07:04,691 --> 00:07:06,493
The sex we're having is
literally so bad
199
00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,362
that I'm daydreaming
about the time you told me
200
00:07:08,462 --> 00:07:12,099
about fly-fishing during
that boring school play.
201
00:07:13,367 --> 00:07:15,369
What were you just
thinking, dear?
202
00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:17,404
What could've made him
kill himself?
203
00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:19,139
Think I figured it out.
204
00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:23,143
I'm knitting a sweater
for my granddaughter.
205
00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:26,146
She's part
of a human centipede.
206
00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:28,882
Gentlemen, if we properly
reconstructed this DNA,
207
00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:30,951
we're about to meet
the first dinosaur
208
00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:33,620
to walk the earth
in 65 million years.
209
00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,026
[ Electricity crackles ]
210
00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:41,862
[footsteps thudding ]
211
00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:44,264
Wow, radical place
you got here, dude.
212
00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:46,333
Show me the nearest half-pipe,
213
00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:48,569
'cause I'm a rebel
with a totally rude 'tude.
214
00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:50,070
[gunshot]
215
00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:53,307
Burn it all.
216
00:07:53,407 --> 00:07:55,509
Burn it all!
217
00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,612
[unzip!]
218
00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:01,748
Ahh.
219
00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:04,718
Hey, what's up?
220
00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,920
Gather 'round, Joes.
Our orders just came through.
221
00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:09,022
What's Cobra up to
this time, Duke?
222
00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:10,757
No, not Cobra.
223
00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:14,228
Apparently we're being deployed
to Afghanistan.
224
00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:16,563
Hmm. Okay.
Yo, Joe?
225
00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,632
ALL:
Yo, Joe!
226
00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:20,701
Who wants to jump on Google
and find out what a "Taliban" is?
227
00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:22,469
Oh, okay.
228
00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:24,872
MAN:
I was concerned about your colorful unit
229
00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:26,373
training my men, Duke,
230
00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:28,442
until I heard
about your experience
231
00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:30,210
with ruthless terrorist
organizations.
232
00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:32,813
You can count on G.l. Joe to
keep a low profile, Colonel.
233
00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:35,148
Now if you could just point me
toward the local PETCO.
234
00:08:35,249 --> 00:08:37,351
Seems the flight didn't agree
with our exotic birds.
235
00:08:37,451 --> 00:08:40,521
Polly, watch the eyes!
Aah! Ow!
236
00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:44,258
You simply knock out an enemy,
throw on his clothes,
237
00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:46,927
and "ahoy, matey,"
you're undercover.
238
00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,896
Questions anyone?
Estevez?
239
00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:50,964
I'm not Estevez, sir.
I'm Hammond.
240
00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:53,600
Oh, of course. Sorry.
I meant you, Estevez.
241
00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,702
- I'm Sanderson, sir.
- [ laughs]
242
00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:57,404
It's so hard
to tell you guys apart
243
00:08:57,504 --> 00:08:59,139
with your matching
uniforms.
244
00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:03,010
Where's Estevez?
- There is no Estevez.
245
00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,344
[gunshots]
246
00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:06,113
Son, you shoot like that
in the field,
247
00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,948
and your enemy could
end up dead.
248
00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,783
The idea is to herd them back
to the enemy line,
249
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,184
safe and sound.
250
00:09:11,285 --> 00:09:14,922
Hey, this laser rifle's loaded
with bullets.
251
00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:17,291
[scoffs]
Amateur hour, guys.
252
00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:19,359
Intel is suggesting
the insurgents are massing
253
00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:21,428
here, here, and here.
254
00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,497
'Scuse me, Colonel, but shouldn't
we be more concerned
255
00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:25,232
with the enemy's weather
dominator?
256
00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:27,501
It's about a million degrees
outside.
257
00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:28,769
It's the desert.
258
00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:30,837
Well, then, some other kind
of dominator --
259
00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,439
sand dominator, maybe.
I don't know.
260
00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:34,942
Just spitballing here.
- Sir, the insurgents are moving.
261
00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:37,044
All right, send out
a division.
262
00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:39,780
Y-o-o-o-o Jo-o-o-e!
263
00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,615
[sighs]
264
00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,617
Send out a division to...
265
00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,085
All right, this is it.
266
00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:46,987
Remember, keep your heads,
and everything will be just --
267
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,889
they're shooting at us!
268
00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,824
Oh, my God, they're actually
shooting at us!
269
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,759
Out of the chopper!
Get out of the chopper!
270
00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:55,662
Aah! [ splat! ]
271
00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:58,332
Move, move, move.
272
00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:00,033
Does anyone else feel like
a dumb-ass right now?
273
00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,902
[rapid gunfire]
274
00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:04,838
Yo-o-o-o Joe!
275
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,640
Oh, no!
276
00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:07,908
Great job, team.
277
00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,978
Those insurgents won't know
what hit them.
278
00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,679
Great job, team.
279
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,781
Those insurgents didn't know
what hit them.
280
00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:16,717
All right, troops,
you got them now.
281
00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,719
Herd him.
Herd him back to the line.
282
00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:19,853
Good job, team.
283
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,822
He'll be turning tail
any second.
284
00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:22,723
[blam!]
285
00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:25,258
Oh, it's a fuckin' meat
grinder.
286
00:10:25,359 --> 00:10:27,327
Who will protect the world
from Cobra
287
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,363
after we've yo'd
our last Joe?
288
00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:30,397
[ laughs ]
289
00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:32,065
Look at those fools.
290
00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,134
I knew
the Joes couldn't handle
291
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,303
the rigors of actual combat.
292
00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,205
[ Explosions, gunfire]
What the fuck was that?
293
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,773
We're in there!
Go, go, go, go, go!
294
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:43,343
What the fuck?
Bitch, protect your commander.
295
00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:46,079
You win this day,
SEAL Team 6.
296
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,581
But next time.
297
00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,316
[gunshot]
298
00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:50,684
Good job, every--
299
00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:51,685
[ farts ]
300
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,186
Good job, good --
301
00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:56,423
[ farting ]
302
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,191
Good job, everyone.
303
00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,393
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
304
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:00,560
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
305
00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,696
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk ♪
306
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:03,830
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
307
00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:04,831
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
308
00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:07,000
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk ♪
309
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,068
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
310
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,136
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
311
00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:11,338
♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk ♪
312
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,173
Ba-gawk! Bawk.
22103
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof