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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
[ DRILLING, SAWING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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>> Good morning, Angels.
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>> All: GOOD MORNING, CHARLIE.
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>> Angels, do you know what I'm
not wearing?
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>> All: PANTS, CHARLIE.
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>> How did you know that,
Angels?
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>> All: IT'S THE SAME THING
EVERY DAY, CHARLIE.
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>> So you know what I'm gonna do
next, Angels.
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>> All: YES.
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WE'LL WAIT, CHARLIE.
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>> [ YAWNS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Both: WIZZAR!
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> OH, HOW I HATE THOSE
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MONCHHICHIS.
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>> WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO TO 'EM
THIS TIME, BOSS?
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>> WE SHOULD HIDE THEIR BANANAS.
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>> WE SHOULD PUT GLUE ON THE
FLOOR SO THEY'LL STEP IN IT!
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>> NO!
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NO MORE PENNY-ANTE BULL [BLEEP]
TURNS OUT YOU CAN BUY THESE
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ALMOST ANYWHERE.
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>> OOH!
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THAT'S BETTER THAN WHAT I HAD.
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>> HA HA!
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WE GOT YOU NOW, MONCHHICHIS.
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>> NOW WHAT, YOU EVIL JERKS?
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>> YOU CAN GO FREE...IF YOU MAKE
IT TO THE OTHER SIDE!
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>> WHAT'S IN THE WATER?
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
YOU'LL SOON FIND OUT.
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[ MACHINE-GUN FIRE ]
>> Wizzar, use your magic.
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>> MY MAGIC'S NO MATCH FOR
GETTING SHOT THROUGH THE BACK OF
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THE HEAD, YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
>> HEY, WHERE'S MONCHO?
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>> [ GROWLS ]
>> RUN AWAY!
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>> I JUST WANTED TO PUT GLUE --
UGH!
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>> YOU MOTHER [BLEEP]
MONCHHICHI!
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I TASTE APPLESAUCE.
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WHY DOES EVERYTHING TASTE
LIKE -- UGH!
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>> WELL, LET'S WALK OUT OF HERE.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ] YOU FIRST.
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>> WAIT!
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>> UH, OKAY.
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I GUESS THAT WAY IS SAFE, THEN.
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>> STOP!
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NOBODY MOVE!
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>> [ SLURPS ]
>> WAIT!
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STOP!
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>> [ CHATTERS ]
>> GONKER!
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>> [ CHATTER! CHATTER! ]
>> WIZZAR, I'M GONNA GET YOU OUT
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OF THERE, MAN!
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>> NO!
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IF I'M GONNA DIE, IT'S GOING TO
BE ON MY TERMS!
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[ ZAP! ]
[ SPLAT! ]
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>> N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
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>> HI.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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>> MONCHO.
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>> THANKS FOR TAKING US DOWN THE
RIVER.
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NO ONE ELSE WOULD.
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>> YOU WANT MY ADVICE?
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GO HOME.
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>> BUT WE'RE MAKING THE WORLD A
BETTER PLACE.
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>> [BLEEP] THE WORLD.
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>> I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS AND BAD
NEWS.
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THE BAD NEWS IS YOU'VE GOT
PROSTATE CANCER.
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>> WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS?
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>> WELL, AS PART OF THE
TREATMENT, YOU ARE IN FOR A LOT
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OF ASS PLAY.
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I MEAN, SO, IF YOU'RE INTO
THAT, JACKPOT!
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> MY FRIENDS!
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MY FRIENDS!
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OH, GOD, WHY DID I SURVIVE AND
THEY DIDN'T?
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OH-HO!
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OH, MY FACE.
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OH, YOU'RE SICK!
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THIS IS A MADHOUSE!
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THIS IS A MADHOUSE!!
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>> CLASS, PROFESSOR SNAPE
SUFFERED A MINOR...POTION
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ACCIDENT...
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[ BOING! ]
>> NOT THE DESIRED EFFECT.
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>> ...SO PLEASE WELCOME YOUR
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER ALL THE WAY
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FROM LAS VEGAS, THE PHENOMENON
HIMSELF -- CRISS ANGEL!
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>> HELLO, YOUNG MAGICIANS.
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ARE YOU READY TO GET
MINDFREAKED?!
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MAGIC IS VERY SIMPLE WHEN YOU
BALANCE YOUR MIND, BODY, AND
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SPIRIT RIGHT ON THE RAZOR'S
EDGE.
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>> YES, BUT, SIR, WILL WE BE
GOING OVER THE ANSWERS TO
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YESTERDAY'S HOMEWORK?
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>> HERE'S THE ONLY ANSWER YOU
NEED, LITTLE LADY.
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THERE ARE NO ANSWERS!
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>> THAT TEXTBOOK WAS 65 POUNDS!
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>> I'M SURE IT DIDN'T WEIGH
ANYWHERE NEAR THAT MUCH.
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[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
MINDFREAK!
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[ INDUSTRIAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ AIR WHOOSHING ]
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NOW, HOW'D I DO IT?
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>> YOU USED A WIRE.
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>> WIRE!
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>> THERE'S A WIRE AND A PULLEY.
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I SEE IT.
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[ SQUEAKS ]
>> WRONG.
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I MERELY FREAKED YOUR MIND!
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[ INDUSTRIAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
FIELD TRIP.
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>> WHERE DID TEACHER GO?
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[ INDUSTRIAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ HORSE NEIGHS ]
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>> MINDFREAK!
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THAT'S RIGHT, STUDENTS.
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WHEN YOU NO LONGER FEAR THE
EXTREME, YOU, TOO, CAN TAME
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MYTHICAL BEASTS.
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>> THAT'S NOT A UNICORN.
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>> THAT'S LITERALLY A PONY YOU
PAINTED WHITE.
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>> YOU CLEARLY JUST HOT-GLUED
THE HORN TO ITS HEAD.
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>> IS THAT HOUSE PAINT?
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>> IT'S A UNICORN.
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UNICORNS EXIST. THEY'RE REAL.
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>> WE KNOW THEY'RE REAL.
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THERE'S ONE RIGHT OVER THERE.
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>> OH, MAN, KIDS, I TOTALLY NEED
THAT UNICORN FOR MY STAGE SHOW
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AT THE LUXOR LAS VEGAS.
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>> UNICORNS BELONG IN THE WILD.
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>> I CAN SEE YOUR MINDS ARE NOT
FULLY [CRASH!]
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NOW, WATCH AS I TAME MYTH
ITSELF!
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OHH! AAH!!
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>> THAT WAS THOROUGHLY
UNENJOYABLE.
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>> STUPID MUGGLE.
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>> MINDFREAK!
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>> SUGAR, SPICE, EVERYTHING
NICE, AND COCAINE -- THE RECIPE
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FOR PERFECT LITTLE GIRLS WHO
FLIP THE [BLEEP] OUT!
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[ BOING! BOING! BOING! ]
>> [ UP-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ ALL CHEER ]
[ POP! ]
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
>> GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK,
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CLEBORB.
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IT'S A LONG, LONG TRIP HOME.
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HOPE YOU CAN FIND A WAY TO
ENTERTAIN YOURSELF.
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[ POP! ]
>> FREDDY, WHY DON'T YOU WEAR
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THAT NICE SWEATER CATHERINE GOT
YOU FOR FATHER'S DAY?
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>> I'M NOT REALLY A SWEATER GUY.
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>> OH, POO!
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SHE'LL BE SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU
WEARING HER GIFT.
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>> BUT IT'S ITCHY.
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>> AND, DADDY, DO YOU KNOW WHERE
I GOT IT?
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>> NO, HONEY.
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>> THE SCHOOL BAZAAR.
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>> THAT'S NICE, HONEY.
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>> AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE,
DADDY?
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I ALSO BOUGHT YOU A HAT.
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>> OH, THAT'S GREAT, DARLING.
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>> CAN YOU WEAR IT NOW?
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>> WELL, FEDORAS DON'T REALLY GO
WITH SWEATERS, SWEETIE.
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>> YES, THEY DO.
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>> NO, THEY DON'T.
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>> YES, THEY DO.
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>> NO, THEY DON'T.
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[BLEEP]!
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WHAT IS THIS MADE OF -- PUBES?!
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I CAN'T STOP SCRATCHING THIS
[BLEEP] SWEATER!
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>> [ Crying ] DADDY DOESN'T LIKE
HIS GIFTS!
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>> I'M -- I'M SORRY, HONEY.
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DADDY LOVES HIS GIFTS.
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[BLEEP] ITCHY SWEATER.
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[BLEEP] STUPID SCHOOL BAZAAR.
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OHHH!
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OH, MARY.
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THAT'S THE STUFF!
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>> HI, DADDY.
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>> HI, HONEY.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I GOT YOU?
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>> NO, HONEY. WHAT?
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>> A TIE!
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>> WOW!
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THANK YOU, SWEETIE.
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>> CAN YOU WEAR IT NOW?
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>> TIES DEFINITELY DON'T GO WITH
SWEATERS, SWEETHEART.
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>> YES, THEY DO.
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>> NO, THEY DON'T.
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>> YES, THEY DO.
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>> OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP
SHOPPING AT SCHOOL!
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NO MORE HATS, NO MORE SWEATERS,
NO MORE SCHOOL BAZAAR!
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[ ALL GASP ]
NO MORE CRAPPY GIFTS!
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>> OH, MY GOD!
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THAT MAN IS ATTACKING OUR
CHILDREN!
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>> WHAT?
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NO, NO, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG.
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IT'S THE GIFTS THAT I HATE.
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>> CHILD ABUSER!
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[ ALL SHOUT ]
>> WAIT, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
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IT'S AN ITCHY SWEATER!
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>> FREDDY KRUEGER!
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WE HAVE SEARCHED THE MORTAL
WORLD FOR THE ANGRIEST SOUL.
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WE OFFER YOU THE CHANCE TO BE
FOR ALL ETERNITY!
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>> AW, HELL, IF IT GETS ME OUT
OF THIS MESS, I'LL TAKE IT.
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JUST LET ME TAKE OFF THIS ITCHY
SWEATER.
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>> IT IS DONE!
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>> WHAT?!
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NOT WITH THE SWEATER AND THE
FEDORA.
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AW, CO-- OHH!
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B-- WELL, AT LEAST I GOT MY
COMPLEXION.
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>> [ ROARING ]
[ GUNFIRE ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
[ ENGINE PUT-PUTTING ]
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>> AND NOW BACK TO
"LIVING LOHAN."
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>> ALI, WHO DRANK ALL THE
[BLEEP] ORANGE JUICE?
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>> [ Slurring ] I DON'T KNOW,
MOM.
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MAYBE THE [BLEEP]
ORANGE-JUICE FAIRY DID IT!
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>> DON'T GET SMART WITH ME!
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>> DON'T YOU BE A BIG RAGING
BITCH FACE!
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>> Both: I NEED A CIGARETTE!
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>> UGH! WHY ARE ALL THESE
CAMERAS ALWAYS INVADING MY
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PRIVACY?!
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>> SORRY, COBRA COMMANDER, BUT
YOUR WEATHER COMBINATOR,
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CURRENTLY STUCK ON RAIN,
APPARENTLY, IS NO MATCH FOR THE
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NINJA SKILLS OF SNAKE-EYES!
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OOPS -- SUPPOSED TO BE ME.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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>> THAT IS NO CONCERN OF YOURS,
CIVILIAN.
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IDENTIFY YOURSELF AT ONCE!
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PREFERABLY WITH A CLIPABLE,
SAVEABLE FILE CARD.
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>> I'M ALI. DUH!
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MY MOM AND I JUST MOVED INTO
YOUR CRAPPY NEIGHBORHOOD TO
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SHOOT OUR TV SHOW.
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IT'S CALLED "LIVING LOHAN."
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>> AREN'T YOU A LITTLE YOUNG TO
BE SMOKING?
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>> AREN'T YOU A LITTLE FAT TO BE
FAT?
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KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO'S THERE?
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YOU LOVE FOOD.
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>> HONEY, WERE YOU TALKING TO
THE NEW NEIGHBOR?
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I THINK THEIR DOG'S BEEN POOPING
IN OUR YARD.
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>> WHAT? OHH!
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POOP.
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>> GO TO HELL, MOM!
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I TOLD YOU -- I'M NOT GONNA BE
ON YOUR SHOW!
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IT'S DEMEANING TO MY CAREER.
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I'M GONNA TRY THAT AGAIN WITH
LIKE 10% MORE CONVICTION, OR
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POSSIBLY 1,000%!
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
WHO IN GOD'S GREEN SMURF ARE
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YOU?!
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>> MADAM, DOES IT LOOK LIKE MY
NAME IS TRIPWIRE?
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BECAUSE AS I AM NOT THE G.I. JOE
MINESWEEPER, I WOULD APPRECIATE
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IT IF YOUR DOG DIDN'T LEAVE
CHOCOLATE LAND MINES ALL OVER MY
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YARD!
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>> OKAY, NOTHING YOU SAID MEANT
ANYTHING!
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>> DON'T LET YOUR DOG GO POOPY!
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>> OHH.
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OHH!
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[ LAUGHS ]
♪ BA DA DA DUM-DUM ♪
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[ LAUGHS ]
NICE DUMP.
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AHH!
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I'M JUST FERMALIZING THE LAWN.
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AAH!
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[ FARTS ]
BAD DOG!
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[ LAUGHS ]
>> FIRE BOLT!
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FIRE BOLT!
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>> FREEZE ARROW!
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FREEZE ARROW!
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>> ORC! ORC! ORC!
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I'M AN ORC!
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>> GARY'S GOT TO SAY -- NOT
BUYING THIS AT ALL, SO...
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>> BEEP! BEEP!
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HONK! HONK!
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I'M HERBIE!
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>> HEY!
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>> LOUD HORN.
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[BLEEP] YOU!
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GOOD JOB, HERBIE.
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>> UH, EXCUSE ME.
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THIS IS A PARALLEL UNIVERSE
WHERE SAVAGERY MEETS SORCERY.
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THERE IS NO HERBIE.
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>> HERBIE IS MAGIC!
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IDIOT!
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>> ORC!
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>> AAH!
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WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS FOLLOWING
ME?!
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Follow me.
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>> AND IN THIS CORNER, IT'S
MUNSON!
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>> GET OUT OF HERE, MUNSON!
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>> MUNSON -- 1, GAY CRAB -- 0.
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>> STOP IT, MUNSON!
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OH, HOW I HATE YOU!
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>> BEEP! BEEP!
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[ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> OOH -- A BAD BOY.
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>> OH, A DAMAGED CHICK WITH
DADDY ISSUES.
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>> OW!
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>> HEY, BABY.
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I'VE GOT A SCION.
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00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:20,057
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS,
BUT I HOPE IT MEANS "PENIS"!
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>> TOO BAD, MOM!
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I LOVE HIM!
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AND I'M PREGNANT!
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>> WELL, SO AM I.
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>> OH, YEAH?
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WELL, YOUR BABY'S GONNA HAVE
COBWEBS ON IT 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALL
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OLD, AND INSIDE, YOUR NODARIES
ARE ALL SPONGED UP AND DUSTY!
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>> [BLEEP] YOU!
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>> WHY DIDN'T ANYONE PICK ME UP
AFTER MY [BLEEP] ULTRASOUND?
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>> [ SIGHS ]
LOOKS LIKE I'M MOVING AGAIN.
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>> I'M THE GREATEST MOM IN THE
WORLD!
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>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
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BA-GAWK! BAWK.
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