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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,883 --> 00:00:51,649 Put your right hand over your heart. 2 00:00:51,753 --> 00:00:53,812 Ready? Begin. 3 00:00:53,922 --> 00:00:57,824 I pledge allegiance to the flag 4 00:00:57,926 --> 00:01:02,260 of the United States of America. 5 00:01:02,364 --> 00:01:04,832 The cries of pain. 6 00:01:04,933 --> 00:01:07,595 The shattered lives 7 00:01:07,703 --> 00:01:10,001 the devastation. 8 00:01:10,105 --> 00:01:13,268 Maybe we as a people have gotten too used to the wars 9 00:01:13,375 --> 00:01:16,606 that we have seen in the movies. 10 00:01:16,712 --> 00:01:20,239 Because in this footage, it becomes terribly apparent 11 00:01:20,349 --> 00:01:22,510 that there is no triumphant music 12 00:01:22,618 --> 00:01:24,779 there is no victorious hero. 13 00:01:24,887 --> 00:01:30,018 There is only the horrible reality of human suffering. 14 00:01:30,125 --> 00:01:33,185 This war isn't glamorous or romantic. 15 00:01:33,295 --> 00:01:36,594 It is rather a brutal reminder of the violence 16 00:01:36,698 --> 00:01:40,099 that man is capable of. 17 00:01:40,202 --> 00:01:43,296 And it leaves little doubt in this reporter's mind 18 00:01:43,405 --> 00:01:47,205 that this war, and perhaps all war 19 00:01:47,309 --> 00:01:50,210 is undeniably evil. 20 00:02:01,657 --> 00:02:04,148 Take this down. That's a girl. 21 00:02:04,259 --> 00:02:06,989 I split it in half, so there's one for tomorrow. 22 00:02:07,095 --> 00:02:09,495 That's a girl. 23 00:02:14,336 --> 00:02:17,669 When California Governor Ronald Reagan was asked today 24 00:02:17,773 --> 00:02:20,693 about his opposition to the proposed expansion of Redwood National Park 25 00:02:20,742 --> 00:02:23,802 his response was- and I quote. 26 00:02:23,912 --> 00:02:28,815 "A tree is a tree. How many more do you need to look at?'" 27 00:02:28,917 --> 00:02:32,045 In other news, censorship. 28 00:02:33,655 --> 00:02:36,317 Hello. Yeah, okay. 29 00:02:36,425 --> 00:02:38,689 Look, look, I'm on the way. I'm on the bloody way! 30 00:02:38,794 --> 00:02:41,695 Come on, son. We gotta go. Come on. 31 00:03:10,425 --> 00:03:12,757 No more logging! 32 00:03:12,861 --> 00:03:15,762 Go home, murderers! You're all murderers! 33 00:03:15,864 --> 00:03:19,129 Get out of here! This land isn't yours! 34 00:03:19,234 --> 00:03:21,532 No more logging! No more! 35 00:03:21,636 --> 00:03:25,163 You're murderers, all of you! Don't deny it! You're killin' trees! 36 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:26,377 What do we got here, Burt? 37 00:03:26,402 --> 00:03:29,290 They just keep coming back. How are we supposed to do our job? 38 00:03:29,378 --> 00:03:32,677 We're gonna have to go through 'em. 39 00:03:32,781 --> 00:03:34,612 All right, you heard him. 40 00:03:34,716 --> 00:03:36,877 Let's do it. 41 00:03:36,985 --> 00:03:39,010 You're all murderers! 42 00:03:43,859 --> 00:03:48,023 Do you know why we fall these trees? To build houses. 43 00:03:48,130 --> 00:03:49,025 Houses for families. 44 00:03:49,050 --> 00:03:51,419 I don't give a damn about you or your families. 45 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:56,335 Look, my wife is sick. She needs medication. 46 00:03:56,438 --> 00:03:59,930 And if she doesn't get it, she's gonna die. 47 00:04:00,042 --> 00:04:04,172 And you're making it impossible for a man to do an honest day's work. 48 00:04:04,279 --> 00:04:07,248 If your wife has to die to save these trees, 49 00:04:07,349 --> 00:04:09,249 so be it. 50 00:04:09,351 --> 00:04:11,819 You. 51 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:14,354 Who's gonna save you? 52 00:04:17,259 --> 00:04:19,489 You son of a bitch! 53 00:04:19,594 --> 00:04:21,926 You okay? You okay? 54 00:04:22,030 --> 00:04:25,932 Yeah. I. 55 00:04:26,034 --> 00:04:29,367 He's got a gun! 56 00:04:29,471 --> 00:04:31,939 Hold on! Hold it right there! 57 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:34,531 Everybody just calm down. Let me take that. 58 00:04:34,643 --> 00:04:36,372 - Come on. Come on. - He hit me first. 59 00:04:36,478 --> 00:04:38,969 - He started it! - You're gonna go with me. 60 00:04:39,081 --> 00:04:42,346 - Goddamn it! Can't a man work anymore? - I gotta run you in. 61 00:04:42,451 --> 00:04:44,544 - Daddy! - It's all right, lad. It'll be all right. 62 00:04:44,653 --> 00:04:48,487 We're gonna stay here until we get the petition to save these trees! 63 00:04:48,590 --> 00:04:51,855 Yeah? And what is that petition made out of? Paper, you moron! 64 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:55,623 - Paper from trees! - Not from trees 65 00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:59,291 that were around before the birth of Christ! 66 00:05:02,237 --> 00:05:04,364 No! 67 00:05:06,641 --> 00:05:08,700 No! No! 68 00:05:14,649 --> 00:05:16,378 No! No! 69 00:05:21,356 --> 00:05:25,190 No! Let him go! I'll kill every one of ya! 70 00:05:25,293 --> 00:05:29,252 I swear to God, I'll kill every last one of ya! 71 00:05:29,364 --> 00:05:31,355 Dad! 72 00:06:13,408 --> 00:06:17,936 And the home of the free. 73 00:06:18,046 --> 00:06:20,207 Brave 74 00:06:20,315 --> 00:06:22,579 Mmm. Creamy goodness. 75 00:06:22,684 --> 00:06:25,551 Should he be driving? 76 00:06:25,654 --> 00:06:28,452 No. I'll drive. 77 00:06:28,557 --> 00:06:31,720 It's the drugs that hold Joey together. 78 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:34,454 - Right, burly man? - Oh, yeah. 79 00:06:38,266 --> 00:06:40,234 - Here. - No, thanks. 80 00:06:45,207 --> 00:06:48,938 Sam, see the nest up there at the top of that tree? 81 00:06:50,612 --> 00:06:51,502 Oh, yeah. 82 00:06:51,527 --> 00:06:54,197 That's the nest of an American bald eagle. 83 00:06:54,282 --> 00:06:57,877 Hey, Captain. Hard to starboard. I need to take a bio break. 84 00:06:57,986 --> 00:07:01,114 - Me too. - Aye, aye, mates. 85 00:07:01,223 --> 00:07:04,852 - Here you go. One-stop shopping. - Ew. Come on, dude. 86 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,010 It's dripping! 87 00:07:06,035 --> 00:07:09,182 Ivan, you man the cannon. Samantha steadies the aim. 88 00:07:09,264 --> 00:07:11,494 Joey, look out! 89 00:07:16,805 --> 00:07:18,705 Whoa. 90 00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:24,344 - What the fuck was that? - I think it was a dog. 91 00:07:24,446 --> 00:07:27,609 - Really? I hate dogs. - How could you hate dogs? 92 00:07:27,716 --> 00:07:29,616 It's probably gone now. 93 00:07:29,718 --> 00:07:32,551 Ladies' room to the right, big boy. 94 00:07:32,654 --> 00:07:35,418 - Jack, come with me. - Sorry, babe. I'm afraid of dogs too. 95 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:37,718 Oh, you're such a chicken shit! 96 00:08:02,450 --> 00:08:05,010 - Someone's giving you a hummer. - What? 97 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,554 Your phone. Who's calling? 98 00:08:07,656 --> 00:08:10,648 Uh, nobody. 99 00:08:10,759 --> 00:08:14,160 Are you hanging in there? 100 00:08:14,262 --> 00:08:19,427 Yeah, I guess. As long as Jimmy's not around, I'm fine. 101 00:08:19,534 --> 00:08:22,662 Hey, this is gonna be great for you. 102 00:08:22,837 --> 00:08:25,897 Yo, guys. Watch out for booby traps. 103 00:08:26,007 --> 00:08:28,498 - Watch out for what? - Booby traps. 104 00:08:28,610 --> 00:08:30,510 What? Where? 105 00:08:30,612 --> 00:08:32,603 What fuckin' booby. 106 00:08:35,050 --> 00:08:37,416 I've been hit! 107 00:08:37,519 --> 00:08:39,851 Dude, you all right? 108 00:08:39,954 --> 00:08:40,938 Ow, fuck! 109 00:08:40,963 --> 00:08:43,914 Let me see. I gotta make sure there's no glass in it. 110 00:08:43,992 --> 00:08:46,358 Who the fuck were those guys? 111 00:08:46,461 --> 00:08:48,691 I don't know, but we gotta be careful out here, man. 112 00:08:48,797 --> 00:08:51,732 The pot farmers catch us in their shit, they'll chop our balls off, 113 00:08:51,833 --> 00:08:54,063 and use 'em as fertilizer for their crops. 114 00:08:54,169 --> 00:08:57,696 Sounds like the perfect spot for an outdoor music festival. 115 00:08:57,806 --> 00:09:00,070 Ow! Jesus Christ, Samantha! 116 00:09:00,175 --> 00:09:02,370 I didn't mean to. 117 00:09:02,477 --> 00:09:05,605 - I didn't mean to. - It hurts. 118 00:09:05,714 --> 00:09:07,711 I could sew that shit up for you, if you want. 119 00:09:07,736 --> 00:09:08,400 What? 120 00:09:08,483 --> 00:09:11,680 I have some needle and thread in here. 121 00:09:11,786 --> 00:09:15,586 Just run a lighter over it. It's all clean. 122 00:09:15,690 --> 00:09:19,148 - No, thanks, man. - Do it, pussy! 123 00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:20,905 - That shit will be sick. - That shit's nasty. 124 00:09:20,929 --> 00:09:22,506 - That shit will be sick. - That shit's nasty. 125 00:09:22,530 --> 00:09:25,294 - Do it. - I'll do it. 126 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,300 Rambo style. 127 00:09:27,402 --> 00:09:29,632 You're bleeding and it's really deep. 128 00:09:29,738 --> 00:09:33,299 We need to get some disinfectant. 129 00:09:33,408 --> 00:09:35,433 Go get me some of that whiskey. 130 00:09:35,543 --> 00:09:37,443 Yes. Rambo. 131 00:09:37,545 --> 00:09:40,309 Rambo! Rambo! Rambo! 132 00:09:40,415 --> 00:09:43,646 Who's Rambo? 133 00:09:43,752 --> 00:09:47,779 Okay. Do it. 134 00:09:47,889 --> 00:09:50,414 Whoa! 135 00:09:52,761 --> 00:09:56,857 I'm Rambo. I am Rambo. 136 00:10:06,441 --> 00:10:08,966 Ah, fuck! 137 00:10:13,815 --> 00:10:17,046 I can't watch, man. I feel light-headed. 138 00:10:17,152 --> 00:10:19,677 Yes! 139 00:10:19,854 --> 00:10:22,414 My fellow Americans 140 00:10:22,524 --> 00:10:26,290 major combat operations in Iraq have ended. 141 00:10:26,394 --> 00:10:28,294 And the battle of Iraq. 142 00:10:28,396 --> 00:10:32,025 You know, he's not just the greatest American president 143 00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:34,101 he's just. 144 00:10:35,537 --> 00:10:37,505 Wow. 145 00:10:40,909 --> 00:10:43,901 - Asshole tried to piss on my head. - It's sterile. 146 00:10:44,012 --> 00:10:46,105 Yeah, thanks. I'll get some medicine. 147 00:10:46,214 --> 00:10:49,479 - Pee-pee party. - You want to get high? 148 00:10:49,584 --> 00:10:51,552 Yo. 149 00:11:02,497 --> 00:11:05,591 What's wrong with her? She seems kind of damaged. 150 00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:07,600 - Who, Sam? - Yeah. 151 00:11:07,702 --> 00:11:11,138 - She's going through some shit right now. - Like what? 152 00:11:11,239 --> 00:11:13,867 - Ivan didn't tell you guys? - No. 153 00:11:13,975 --> 00:11:16,375 She wasn't always so tweaky. 154 00:11:16,478 --> 00:11:19,606 She just got out of a really fucked-up relationship. 155 00:11:19,714 --> 00:11:23,980 Oh, my God. This ecstasy is really strong. 156 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:29,820 You're candy flipping. We took "X" and acid. 157 00:11:31,793 --> 00:11:33,624 Acid too? 158 00:11:33,728 --> 00:11:37,664 You know that liquid stuff that we put on our tongues? 159 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,960 That wasn't mouthwash. 160 00:11:59,687 --> 00:12:01,465 Jimmy was her old boyfriend. 161 00:12:01,489 --> 00:12:04,253 A rich, spoiled brat who couldn't handle being dumped. 162 00:12:04,359 --> 00:12:07,209 And apparently he wasn't used to not getting his own way. 163 00:12:07,234 --> 00:12:08,234 Samantha! 164 00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:15,558 Jimmy? What are you doing here? 165 00:12:15,670 --> 00:12:17,831 - Jimmy, please. - Excuse us. 166 00:12:17,939 --> 00:12:19,907 Jimmy. 167 00:12:22,110 --> 00:12:24,704 - Are you fucked up? Are you fucked up? - No. No! 168 00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:27,508 - Did you give her shit? - Fuck off, Jimmy! 169 00:12:27,615 --> 00:12:30,413 You don't tell me to fuck off, pig. 170 00:12:30,518 --> 00:12:32,918 What did I tell you, Samantha? What did I tell you? 171 00:12:33,021 --> 00:12:34,955 This cunt is bad news! 172 00:12:35,056 --> 00:12:38,253 - Fuck you, asshole! - Why are you so angry? 173 00:12:38,359 --> 00:12:41,760 Why am I so angry? Why am I so angry? 174 00:12:43,932 --> 00:12:48,130 Sam had never tripped before. So when Jimmy flipped out, she lost it. 175 00:12:48,236 --> 00:12:51,228 I ask you to stay. You fuckin' leave. 176 00:12:51,339 --> 00:12:53,864 I don't get it. I fuckin' love you! 177 00:12:53,975 --> 00:12:57,467 - I love you, Samantha. - No. 178 00:12:57,579 --> 00:12:59,706 You're making a fool of yourself. 179 00:12:59,814 --> 00:13:01,975 You don't love me. 180 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:10,289 - Help! - Drugs are killing this fucking nation! 181 00:13:10,391 --> 00:13:13,383 - Somebody help! - Destroying your brain. 182 00:13:13,494 --> 00:13:15,485 Frying out! 183 00:13:15,597 --> 00:13:17,656 I fucking love you! 184 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,515 Shit. 185 00:13:41,623 --> 00:13:43,557 You break it, you buy it. 186 00:13:47,996 --> 00:13:49,861 Jodie Foster was great in that. 187 00:13:49,964 --> 00:13:53,195 Jodie Foster wasn't in that one. Linda Blair was in The Exorcist. 188 00:13:53,301 --> 00:13:56,668 Yeah, The Exorcist. The priest. And the possessed demon was Regan. 189 00:13:56,771 --> 00:13:59,934 Yeah, but it wasn't President Reagan. 190 00:14:00,041 --> 00:14:01,872 I could see how you could get it confused. 191 00:14:01,976 --> 00:14:04,103 Hey, beer. 192 00:14:04,212 --> 00:14:07,113 - It has to last. - Hey, where's Sam? 193 00:14:07,215 --> 00:14:11,015 - She's inside. - Go get her. Chop, chop. 194 00:14:11,119 --> 00:14:13,781 - Chop, chop. - All right. 195 00:14:13,888 --> 00:14:16,413 - You heard him, man. It has to last. - All right. 196 00:14:16,524 --> 00:14:18,355 Sam? 197 00:14:18,459 --> 00:14:20,359 Easy, tiger. 198 00:14:20,461 --> 00:14:23,328 Whoa, dude. 199 00:14:23,431 --> 00:14:25,922 Yo, man, that's the truck! That's the truck from. 200 00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:28,798 Come on. Let's go. 201 00:14:28,903 --> 00:14:31,565 - You sure are cranky. - You keep talkin' shit. 202 00:14:31,673 --> 00:14:34,403 The rednecks just pulled up in the truck. 203 00:14:34,509 --> 00:14:36,534 - What? - The dude who threw the bottle at ya. 204 00:14:36,644 --> 00:14:39,772 What's the matter with you, dude? You got something stuck in your vagina? 205 00:14:39,881 --> 00:14:41,781 Yeah, your mama's dick. 206 00:14:41,883 --> 00:14:44,443 - What the hell is that supposed to mean? - I don't fucking know. 207 00:14:53,795 --> 00:14:56,025 Good morning, Spike. Coffee 208 00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:58,030 I wanna fucking kill these guys, man. 209 00:14:58,132 --> 00:14:59,963 You might not wanna do that, bro. 210 00:15:00,068 --> 00:15:01,716 There's three of us, there's three of them. 211 00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:02,913 I'm a lover, not a fighter. 212 00:15:02,937 --> 00:15:05,269 Plus, it's a well-known fact that rednecks love their guns. 213 00:15:05,373 --> 00:15:08,769 That's the motherfucker I hit with the bottle. 214 00:15:10,011 --> 00:15:12,275 - Don't be a pussy. - I enjoy being a pussy. 215 00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:14,314 - We should just leave. - Yes. 216 00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:18,010 Hey, you toothless, redneck pig fuckers, you want some trouble? 217 00:15:20,455 --> 00:15:23,856 'Cause my buddy here was just wonderin'. 218 00:15:26,594 --> 00:15:28,323 Who? 219 00:15:29,797 --> 00:15:33,597 This- This John Lennon-lookin' fella here? 220 00:15:33,701 --> 00:15:36,363 He wants to fight? 221 00:15:36,471 --> 00:15:40,373 - Thanks a lot, Joey. - No problem. Bust a Jihad on his ass! 222 00:15:40,475 --> 00:15:43,535 - Shh. - Ivan. 223 00:15:44,846 --> 00:15:48,111 - Whoa. - What's going on? 224 00:15:48,216 --> 00:15:50,548 Tell these guys we don't want any trouble. 225 00:15:50,651 --> 00:15:52,416 But your boyfriend here is looking for trouble. 226 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:53,297 What do you expect? 227 00:15:53,321 --> 00:15:55,949 - You threw a bottle. - Hey, I thought that you deadheads 228 00:15:56,057 --> 00:15:58,958 believed in flower power and shit. 229 00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:01,460 Yeah, make love, not war. 230 00:16:01,562 --> 00:16:06,192 Come on now. Just turn your scrawny ass around and snuggle up to Yoko there 231 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:09,736 - before you collect yourself a U.S.D.A. - choice ass whoopin'. 232 00:16:09,837 --> 00:16:12,362 - Stupid motherfuckers. Bring it on. - You asked for it. 233 00:16:12,473 --> 00:16:16,000 Oh! Not the knife, Muff. 234 00:16:17,311 --> 00:16:19,404 Let's make us some veggie burgers. 235 00:16:21,149 --> 00:16:23,982 Whoa! 236 00:16:24,085 --> 00:16:27,248 - Kick his ass! - I'll kick your ass, bitch! 237 00:16:31,826 --> 00:16:35,091 Come on, baby. Let's kiss and make up. 238 00:16:35,196 --> 00:16:36,925 Get off me! 239 00:16:37,031 --> 00:16:39,829 Jesus, Muff. Settle down. Shit. 240 00:16:39,934 --> 00:16:41,993 Holy shit. 241 00:16:46,307 --> 00:16:48,400 What a pussy! 242 00:16:50,044 --> 00:16:52,672 Thank you. 243 00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:55,510 Thank you, sir. 244 00:17:11,265 --> 00:17:13,927 Hello? Hello? 245 00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:17,228 Samantha? 246 00:17:17,338 --> 00:17:19,806 Samantha! 247 00:17:19,907 --> 00:17:23,934 I know you're there. I know you're there! Talk to me. Samantha. 248 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:32,142 I can't believe you'd fucking do this to me. You're such a bitch. 249 00:17:32,253 --> 00:17:34,813 - You are such a fucking bitch! - Gus? 250 00:17:34,922 --> 00:17:37,891 Goddamn it, Gus. Get your ass out back, 251 00:17:37,992 --> 00:17:42,292 and finish cleaning those grease traps before those mangy dogs get at 'em. 252 00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:46,332 - I fucking love violence! - Shit, girl. Now I need another hit. 253 00:17:46,434 --> 00:17:51,201 Goddamn! Ivan, your girlfriend is badass! You know what I'm saying? 254 00:17:51,305 --> 00:17:53,967 See that shit? She got Clubber Lang on his ass. 255 00:17:54,075 --> 00:17:56,635 - Who? - Mr. T. Clubber Lang? 256 00:17:56,744 --> 00:17:59,611 - Rocky? - I pity the fool who don't know me. 257 00:17:59,714 --> 00:18:03,241 - I didn't know you had that in you. - You don't know shit. 258 00:18:03,351 --> 00:18:07,947 I don't know why I stick it to you, 'cause you don't know shit. 259 00:18:08,055 --> 00:18:10,387 Because I'm fine! That's why. 260 00:18:31,946 --> 00:18:35,313 Gentlemen, there's a saying: 261 00:18:35,416 --> 00:18:37,884 "Rome wasn't built in a day." 262 00:18:37,985 --> 00:18:40,044 I got a little saying of my own: 263 00:18:40,154 --> 00:18:43,590 Fuck Rome. This is America! 264 00:18:43,691 --> 00:18:45,556 We can do whatever we please. 265 00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:47,855 Some of you look a little worried. Don't be. 266 00:18:47,962 --> 00:18:50,328 We'll be out of here first thing Monday, 267 00:18:50,431 --> 00:18:54,663 and your precious little forest won't be any the worse for wear. 268 00:18:54,769 --> 00:18:57,966 Well, Mr. Baker, yours is certainly an impressive enterprise. 269 00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:02,867 Please call me Frank. 270 00:19:02,977 --> 00:19:08,108 Well, it's just that... there's a couple of concerns regarding, uh. 271 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:11,480 What, gate receipts, profit sharing? 272 00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,678 Fatalities. 273 00:19:15,923 --> 00:19:18,858 Didn't some people die at your festival last year? 274 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,327 I don't believe we've had the pleasure. 275 00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:26,127 Well, Mr. Baker, I'd like to introduce you to... 276 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:30,761 Officer Buzz Hall, the town of Carlyle's de facto peacekeeper. 277 00:19:30,871 --> 00:19:32,771 De facto? 278 00:19:32,873 --> 00:19:35,569 Our current fiscal crisis doesn't allow for much of a staff. 279 00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:39,237 Well, then you are specifically Carlyle's finest. 280 00:19:39,347 --> 00:19:41,508 Well, yes, he and Deputy Cooper. 281 00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:45,051 Plus, there's a very strong park ranger's force to help out with traffic. 282 00:19:45,152 --> 00:19:47,450 Fan-fucking-tastic. 283 00:19:47,555 --> 00:19:50,353 There are still some concerns however. Buzz? 284 00:19:51,926 --> 00:19:54,360 As I recall 285 00:19:54,462 --> 00:19:58,125 someone, uh, on drugs was trampled at your festival last year 286 00:19:58,232 --> 00:20:00,700 when they couldn't get to an exit. 287 00:20:00,801 --> 00:20:04,897 A tragedy. But I beefed up security this year. 288 00:20:05,006 --> 00:20:07,736 I heard they're the ones that did the trampling. 289 00:20:07,842 --> 00:20:12,472 Well, then I can consider us lucky to have you and yours to keep us safe this year. 290 00:20:19,186 --> 00:20:21,381 De factoly speaking, of course. 291 00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,556 What about the girl? 292 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,758 - What girl? - The one who disappeared. 293 00:20:36,704 --> 00:20:39,571 Buzz, you know how many kids go runnin' off 294 00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:42,699 to follow the Grateful Dead and whatnot. 295 00:20:42,810 --> 00:20:45,506 - Jerry's dead. - What? 296 00:20:45,613 --> 00:20:50,243 Jerry Garcia is dead. The Grateful Dead's no more. 297 00:20:50,351 --> 00:20:52,251 She could have run off with some other jam band. 298 00:20:52,353 --> 00:20:55,447 Yeah. She could be, uh, following the Phish. 299 00:20:55,556 --> 00:20:58,320 Yeah, Phish broke up too. 300 00:20:58,426 --> 00:21:01,156 Well, it concerned the folks in Humboldt enough to shut you down. 301 00:21:01,262 --> 00:21:03,856 That's why you're here in Carlyle, isn't it, Frank? 302 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:08,634 - Buzz, can I have a word? - Sure. 303 00:21:08,736 --> 00:21:10,670 - How ya doing, son? - Been better, been worse. 304 00:21:10,771 --> 00:21:13,740 Uh-huh. Well, I know it. I do. 305 00:21:13,841 --> 00:21:17,902 And I also know that this festival's got your judgment a little clouded. 306 00:21:18,012 --> 00:21:20,572 My judgment? 307 00:21:20,681 --> 00:21:22,512 Now look-see. 308 00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:24,880 What do you see? I'll tell you what I see. 309 00:21:24,985 --> 00:21:27,351 I see jobs, son. 310 00:21:27,455 --> 00:21:30,356 And that's just the shot in the arm this little lumber town needs. 311 00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:33,484 Not all shots are good for you, Mayor. 312 00:21:33,594 --> 00:21:39,396 Buzz, I need to know something. Can I count on you to help pull this off? 313 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:42,094 You can count on me to do my job. 314 00:21:42,203 --> 00:21:46,037 Just like I did yesterday and just like I'll do tomorrow. 315 00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:48,574 Is that a regulation length mustache, Buzz? 316 00:22:14,869 --> 00:22:16,769 Welcome to Free Love Festival 317 00:22:16,871 --> 00:22:20,238 where America's best and brightest come to celebrate. 318 00:22:20,341 --> 00:22:21,240 Freedom? 319 00:22:21,265 --> 00:22:23,960 Yes, freedom to do drugs-lots of fuckin' drugs! 320 00:22:24,044 --> 00:22:26,911 - Yes! - Speaking of which 321 00:22:27,014 --> 00:22:29,915 we have coke, we got speed 322 00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:33,145 we got a decent amount of the purple hydro, buddy. 323 00:22:33,254 --> 00:22:36,223 And we got some of these pills Jade took from her mom's pocketbook. 324 00:22:37,164 --> 00:22:39,612 Beer in the back. And what do we got up there? 325 00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:42,059 Looks like about a half a sheet of acid left. 326 00:22:42,163 --> 00:22:44,961 - That's it? - You don't think that's enough? 327 00:22:45,065 --> 00:22:49,126 Well, you see, Samantha, we are professional drug takers. 328 00:22:49,236 --> 00:22:51,636 Yeah, don't try this at home. 329 00:22:51,739 --> 00:22:53,832 Sam, don't worry. It's not just about drugs. 330 00:22:53,941 --> 00:22:55,966 The Free Love Festival is a really great concert 331 00:22:56,076 --> 00:22:58,601 where peace-conscious people gather and talk about 332 00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:01,044 all the shit this government's trying to pull, you know. 333 00:23:01,148 --> 00:23:02,775 What the fuck are you talkin' about? 334 00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:04,783 She's talkin' about George W. Going into Iraq, 335 00:23:04,885 --> 00:23:07,319 and sucking the cocks of all the corporate interests. 336 00:23:07,421 --> 00:23:08,286 Thank you. 337 00:23:08,311 --> 00:23:10,903 Shut the fuck up. George Bush is the greatest. 338 00:23:10,991 --> 00:23:13,585 The man's got balls. 339 00:23:13,694 --> 00:23:15,594 Big Texas-size balls. 340 00:23:15,696 --> 00:23:18,642 Probably the first man in history to ever tell the whole world, "Fuck you." 341 00:23:18,666 --> 00:23:21,328 I could do what I want, and there ain't shit you can do about it." 342 00:23:21,435 --> 00:23:24,131 George Bush is like the worst president this country's ever had. 343 00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:25,120 Yeah. 344 00:23:25,145 --> 00:23:27,789 You're just saying that 'cause George Bush hates black people. 345 00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:31,003 You're absolutely right. 346 00:23:32,346 --> 00:23:34,075 Whoa! What's that noise? 347 00:23:41,155 --> 00:23:44,124 Ah, shit. 348 00:23:44,225 --> 00:23:46,785 - What the hell! - You okay? 349 00:23:46,894 --> 00:23:48,862 Jesus Christ! 350 00:23:50,598 --> 00:23:53,533 Dude, there's a fuckin' tree in the road. 351 00:23:53,634 --> 00:23:55,625 Get outta here! 352 00:23:55,736 --> 00:23:58,217 You're not wanted here! This is the last time 353 00:23:58,242 --> 00:24:00,561 I'm gonna warn you commie, pinko bastards. 354 00:24:02,910 --> 00:24:05,140 Joey, don't go near him. 355 00:24:05,246 --> 00:24:08,272 I'm not. It's the paper towel lumberjack guy. 356 00:24:08,382 --> 00:24:12,045 Hold it, hold it. Hold it right there, Dylan Riggs. Jesus. 357 00:24:12,152 --> 00:24:15,246 - Holding on. Roger that. - Step back, please, please. 358 00:24:15,356 --> 00:24:17,517 This maniac just tried to kill us. 359 00:24:17,625 --> 00:24:20,492 Dylan, what is your problem? You could have crushed these kids. 360 00:24:20,594 --> 00:24:24,963 They're my problem- you and these rainbows. 361 00:24:25,065 --> 00:24:28,125 This ain't their goddamn forest. Goddamn it! 362 00:24:28,235 --> 00:24:31,068 It's not your forest either. You know, I could haul your ass in, 363 00:24:31,171 --> 00:24:34,140 for felling this tree, you crazy S.O.B. 364 00:24:34,241 --> 00:24:38,644 This tree was tagged by the power company on account of it's infested with beetles. 365 00:24:38,746 --> 00:24:42,011 And I am subcontracted to take it out. 366 00:24:42,116 --> 00:24:44,107 Funny. You picked today to do it, huh? 367 00:24:44,218 --> 00:24:47,745 Get this tree outta here. Clear it before I remove you. 368 00:24:47,855 --> 00:24:52,315 All right, first of all, is anybody hurt? 369 00:24:52,426 --> 00:24:54,986 We're fine. But you're just gonna let him go? 370 00:24:55,095 --> 00:24:57,586 What kind of backwards fuckin' town is this? 371 00:24:57,698 --> 00:24:59,962 This is my town, son, okay? 372 00:25:00,067 --> 00:25:02,245 And I'd appreciate it if it were treated with a little more respect 373 00:25:02,269 --> 00:25:04,948 from those that live here and from those that are just passing through. 374 00:25:04,972 --> 00:25:08,931 Sir, will you spank me? My father never spanked me. 375 00:25:09,043 --> 00:25:11,238 I'm in desperate need of discipline. 376 00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:15,213 You think it's a joke? Every year, four or five of you kids get killed up here 377 00:25:15,316 --> 00:25:18,945 driving yourselves into redwoods or get paralyzed sucking on nitrous, 378 00:25:19,053 --> 00:25:21,851 or blow yourselves up cooking meth. 379 00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:24,014 You think you're invincible. 380 00:25:24,124 --> 00:25:26,092 You're not. 381 00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:29,128 Sir, I'm sorry to make your job more difficult. 382 00:25:29,229 --> 00:25:33,563 I was wondering if Methuselah could direct us to the nearest paddy wagon. 383 00:25:35,736 --> 00:25:39,263 We'll see what kind of a goddamn jig you can do without your fuckin' legs! 384 00:25:39,373 --> 00:25:42,865 All right, why don't you guys get outta here now. 385 00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:45,889 Or do I gotta search that van and see what kind of trail mix you got hiding in there? 386 00:25:45,913 --> 00:25:47,223 Or do I gotta search that van and see what kind of trail mix you got hiding in there? 387 00:25:47,247 --> 00:25:49,215 Would you like that? 388 00:25:53,721 --> 00:25:56,121 Local problems? 389 00:25:56,223 --> 00:25:58,123 Nothing we can't handle. 390 00:25:58,225 --> 00:26:00,674 You just take care of your end of things, Mr. Baker. 391 00:26:00,699 --> 00:26:01,699 Oh, I will. 392 00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:07,733 - Mr. Mayor. - Call me Hal. 393 00:26:07,835 --> 00:26:11,794 Hal, that's a beautiful pin you got there. How do I get one? 394 00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:14,465 You earn it, Frank. 395 00:26:29,656 --> 00:26:31,920 It's gonna be an interesting weekend. 396 00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:37,192 That water felt so good. 397 00:26:37,297 --> 00:26:40,733 Mmm, water's good. 398 00:26:40,834 --> 00:26:43,860 I think I'm gonna go pick some mushrooms. You wanna come? 399 00:26:43,971 --> 00:26:46,439 No, I think I'm gonna go lay down for a little bit. 400 00:26:46,540 --> 00:26:48,906 Okay. 401 00:26:49,009 --> 00:26:51,273 - I won't be long. Okay. - Okay. 402 00:26:57,418 --> 00:27:01,149 Hey, Mr. Rabbit. Come here, little guy. 403 00:27:01,255 --> 00:27:04,452 Mr. Rabbit, come here. Come here, buddy. 404 00:27:04,558 --> 00:27:06,526 What is this place? 405 00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:09,528 It used to be an old logging tunnel 406 00:27:09,630 --> 00:27:11,608 before these radical environmental hippies blew it up. 407 00:27:11,632 --> 00:27:14,328 When they were building this place 408 00:27:14,435 --> 00:27:17,563 apparently 200 Chinese workers died when they hit a gas pocket. 409 00:27:17,671 --> 00:27:21,539 And they buried 'em in a mass grave right over there. 410 00:27:28,515 --> 00:27:30,574 Mr. Rabbit? 411 00:27:33,954 --> 00:27:37,151 Don't worry, Mr. Rabbit. Nobody's gonna hurt you. 412 00:27:38,859 --> 00:27:42,556 Who's that? Is that you, Mr. Rabbit? 413 00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:45,530 Ooh, chantrelles. 414 00:27:49,871 --> 00:27:52,101 Ivan, look. 415 00:27:52,207 --> 00:27:54,767 Whoa. 416 00:27:54,876 --> 00:27:57,709 It's old Deuteronomy. 417 00:27:57,812 --> 00:27:59,609 He's got a pimpin' fur coat, though. 418 00:27:59,714 --> 00:28:03,912 - Pretty sweet. - Where's your hooptie ride? 419 00:28:04,018 --> 00:28:06,816 We didn't mean to disturb you. 420 00:28:06,921 --> 00:28:11,255 I'm not disturbed. This is not my forest. 421 00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:16,058 You like some old-school hippie, like, nature's for everybody and nobody owns it? 422 00:28:16,164 --> 00:28:17,961 Yeah, you could say that. 423 00:28:18,066 --> 00:28:21,399 But you better be careful if you go out in these woods. 424 00:28:21,503 --> 00:28:23,903 You never know what you're gonna find. 425 00:28:24,005 --> 00:28:27,634 - You mean, like, Bigfoot? - No, he's not dangerous. 426 00:28:27,742 --> 00:28:32,702 It's the traps the weed growers set is what you better watch out for. 427 00:28:32,814 --> 00:28:35,647 I told you motherfuckers. 428 00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:38,981 - Knowledge. - It's true. 429 00:28:39,087 --> 00:28:41,112 People disappear all the time out here. 430 00:28:43,558 --> 00:28:46,789 - What do you mean? Why? - Because of the weed. 431 00:28:46,895 --> 00:28:50,763 Locals don't like anyone fucking with their stash. 432 00:28:53,535 --> 00:28:56,129 Hey, check it out! 433 00:28:57,772 --> 00:28:59,501 Hello! 434 00:28:59,607 --> 00:29:02,474 Come on down. We're having an orgy. 435 00:29:02,577 --> 00:29:06,411 - Bring beers. - Dude, it's those redneck fuck holes! 436 00:29:06,514 --> 00:29:09,244 Ow! 437 00:29:09,350 --> 00:29:12,979 - Whoa! Whoa! Duck and cover! - Assholes! 438 00:29:13,087 --> 00:29:15,351 - Go, go, go! - Shit! 439 00:29:15,456 --> 00:29:18,186 Tuck and roll if necessary! 440 00:29:30,705 --> 00:29:34,300 Hey, dog. Come back here, man. 441 00:29:40,481 --> 00:29:42,449 Worthless mutt! 442 00:29:46,187 --> 00:29:50,624 I thought I told you hippies to stay out of the forest. 443 00:30:21,122 --> 00:30:23,249 Go, go, go, go, go, go! 444 00:30:23,358 --> 00:30:26,225 Hey, don't bogart all the coke, my friends. 445 00:30:26,327 --> 00:30:29,125 - I was kind of talking. - You're always talkin'. 446 00:30:29,230 --> 00:30:32,666 I was saying how happy I was that everyone came out here. 447 00:30:32,767 --> 00:30:34,731 I know things started off a little weird, but 448 00:30:34,756 --> 00:30:36,591 I think this trip's gonna be a lot of fun. 449 00:30:36,671 --> 00:30:38,662 - Amen to that. - Yeah. 450 00:30:38,773 --> 00:30:40,680 Know what I think would be fun? If someone finds 451 00:30:40,705 --> 00:30:42,353 that pot field that guy was talking about. 452 00:30:42,377 --> 00:30:43,017 Oh, yeah. 453 00:30:43,042 --> 00:30:45,022 It's the lucid moments that cut through the haze 454 00:30:45,046 --> 00:30:47,571 that make bringing Joey along worthwhile. 455 00:30:47,682 --> 00:30:49,684 I'm just glad that cop didn't find my coke. 456 00:30:49,709 --> 00:30:51,938 I don't know what I would have done without it. 457 00:30:52,020 --> 00:30:55,183 Probably speed. Anything to keep you from eating. 458 00:30:55,289 --> 00:30:57,249 - She's on the coke head diet. - Go fuck yourself! 459 00:30:57,325 --> 00:31:00,351 - Baby. - I would if I could. 460 00:31:00,461 --> 00:31:02,588 - I'd fuck myself every day silly. - I bet you would. 461 00:31:02,697 --> 00:31:04,597 You're nuts, Joey. 462 00:31:04,699 --> 00:31:07,611 Before you were talking about booby traps, and now you wanna go into the weed fields? 463 00:31:07,635 --> 00:31:09,535 I can get through 'em, sir. 464 00:31:09,637 --> 00:31:12,071 I mean, bobbing and weaving like stealth bomber style. 465 00:31:12,173 --> 00:31:14,733 Bobbing, weaving, tucking, rolling. 466 00:31:16,044 --> 00:31:19,411 Necessary. Necessary tuck and roll. 467 00:31:19,514 --> 00:31:21,482 - Samantha? - No, thanks. 468 00:31:21,582 --> 00:31:24,608 - Just being polite. "I" man? - No, I'm good. 469 00:31:24,719 --> 00:31:27,950 Okay, more for me. 470 00:31:28,056 --> 00:31:30,388 - You've had enough! - There's never enough! Back up. 471 00:31:30,491 --> 00:31:32,891 Come on. 472 00:31:32,994 --> 00:31:36,794 Honey. 473 00:31:41,536 --> 00:31:45,996 With that last toot, I'm gonna go draw up some plans to find that wild ganja. 474 00:31:46,107 --> 00:31:48,803 Jah, "Rastafaria." 475 00:31:53,381 --> 00:31:56,908 You tired? You wanna go to sleep? 476 00:31:57,018 --> 00:31:59,009 You could have had some if you wanted. 477 00:32:01,489 --> 00:32:03,957 I want some of you. 478 00:32:10,732 --> 00:32:13,963 Give me some of that. 479 00:32:14,068 --> 00:32:16,866 I hope it doesn't get too overwhelming. 480 00:32:16,971 --> 00:32:19,667 All those people wasted. It sounds like it could be a nightmare. 481 00:32:19,774 --> 00:32:22,709 You gotta stop worrying, Sam. 482 00:32:22,810 --> 00:32:26,439 You're just scared 'cause of that bad trip you had with Jimmy. 483 00:32:29,317 --> 00:32:33,481 Don't be scared. Don't be a scaredy cat. 484 00:32:36,457 --> 00:32:41,417 Anyway, you'll be straight, and I won't do anything too mind-altering. 485 00:32:41,529 --> 00:32:44,623 I'll, like, smoke a little weed 486 00:32:44,732 --> 00:32:47,963 have a couple beers, and that's it. 487 00:32:48,069 --> 00:32:51,038 - All right? - Really? 488 00:32:51,139 --> 00:32:53,505 I promise. 489 00:32:55,610 --> 00:32:59,171 I got a surprise for you. Be right back. 490 00:33:13,094 --> 00:33:15,528 Sam. 491 00:33:16,631 --> 00:33:19,395 Was her name. 492 00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:22,867 And for only one brief moment. 493 00:33:22,970 --> 00:33:28,135 She fell into my lap. 494 00:33:28,242 --> 00:33:32,804 Seems she had everything I wanted. 495 00:33:32,914 --> 00:33:35,246 In a girl. 496 00:33:35,349 --> 00:33:40,013 She paints her nails like my guitar. 497 00:33:40,121 --> 00:33:44,956 She played it and that was the start. 498 00:33:45,059 --> 00:33:49,723 She danced like a wicked angel. 499 00:33:49,831 --> 00:33:54,825 She danced to the beat of my heart. 500 00:33:54,936 --> 00:33:57,427 Whoa, oh-oh. 501 00:33:57,538 --> 00:33:59,733 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 502 00:34:12,253 --> 00:34:16,747 She told me you have pretty eyes. 503 00:34:16,858 --> 00:34:21,693 And I told her your eyes were what I first noticed. 504 00:34:21,796 --> 00:34:26,358 Then she said that's so cheesy 505 00:34:26,467 --> 00:34:31,234 I told her it can't be all that cheesy. 506 00:34:31,339 --> 00:34:33,239 If it's true. 507 00:34:33,341 --> 00:34:36,708 She didn't like my music. 508 00:34:48,589 --> 00:34:52,650 Ivan! Ivan. 509 00:35:28,763 --> 00:35:30,924 Get away from me! 510 00:35:31,032 --> 00:35:33,830 Damn. I'm just getting some crunchies. 511 00:35:37,705 --> 00:35:39,639 Did you see anybody strange around? 512 00:35:42,777 --> 00:35:45,541 Yeah, there's weirdos all over the place. 513 00:35:56,791 --> 00:35:59,385 - He said he'd come right back. - How long's he been gone? 514 00:35:59,493 --> 00:36:01,552 - Since yesterday around 3:00. - Excuse me. 515 00:36:01,662 --> 00:36:04,426 Hold on. Well, if he's still missing by the time the show's over... 516 00:36:04,532 --> 00:36:06,432 I'll send someone out to look for him. 517 00:36:06,534 --> 00:36:09,094 My boyfriend's lost in the woods and he won't even do anything! 518 00:36:09,203 --> 00:36:11,694 Calm down. He's probably just. 519 00:36:11,806 --> 00:36:14,900 Passed out somewhere. 520 00:36:15,009 --> 00:36:17,500 Maybe if you told me what kind of drugs he was on. 521 00:36:17,611 --> 00:36:20,409 - Fascist pig! - What did she call me? 522 00:36:20,514 --> 00:36:23,176 Why won't you help her? She thinks that he's lost out there. 523 00:36:23,284 --> 00:36:26,845 I don't care if she thinks Mickey Mouse is a goddamn kitty-cat. 524 00:36:26,954 --> 00:36:29,800 I'm not going out in the woods hunting for some hippie who got lost picking flowers. 525 00:36:29,824 --> 00:36:31,724 He's probably in one of these tents somewhere 526 00:36:31,826 --> 00:36:35,728 banging some other big-bushed granola-eatin' broad. 527 00:36:35,830 --> 00:36:37,730 How can I help you? 528 00:36:39,333 --> 00:36:41,733 I think somebody's following me. 529 00:36:41,836 --> 00:36:44,566 Buzz, you there? 530 00:36:44,672 --> 00:36:46,640 I'll be right back. I promise. 531 00:36:49,043 --> 00:36:52,877 - Buzz? Buzz? - Yeah, go for. What's up? 532 00:36:52,980 --> 00:36:57,007 We need you at the north end of the river. 533 00:36:57,118 --> 00:36:59,382 It's a bad scene, man. 534 00:37:04,692 --> 00:37:06,660 All right, let him down. 535 00:37:06,761 --> 00:37:09,457 Looks like the critters got to him. 536 00:37:09,563 --> 00:37:12,088 Mighty big critters. 537 00:37:12,199 --> 00:37:15,600 I guess I'll write up a report. 538 00:37:18,105 --> 00:37:20,505 - Bring it down. Easy, easy. - I got it. 539 00:37:20,608 --> 00:37:22,906 Looks like an accident. You think? 540 00:37:27,681 --> 00:37:32,084 Well, I don't think he did this on purpose, Cooper. 541 00:37:32,186 --> 00:37:34,154 Fuckin'-A. 542 00:37:52,406 --> 00:37:55,967 I don't see any drugs. Watch your feet. Watch your feet. 543 00:37:57,945 --> 00:37:59,879 Where's Joey? 544 00:37:59,980 --> 00:38:04,383 Come on. Come this way. Come this way. It's a real fuckin' smash. 545 00:38:08,122 --> 00:38:12,149 Beer! Beer! 546 00:38:12,259 --> 00:38:15,786 Anyone know where I can get some fuckin' beer? 547 00:38:15,896 --> 00:38:18,262 - Nitrous. - Nitrous. 548 00:38:20,835 --> 00:38:23,463 - Nitrous. - Nitrous. 549 00:38:23,571 --> 00:38:26,506 Nitrous. Nitrous. 550 00:38:44,125 --> 00:38:48,858 - Damn, girl. Watch where you're going! - Sorry. 551 00:38:48,963 --> 00:38:51,488 What's up? Where you heading? 552 00:38:56,837 --> 00:38:59,829 Weed, shrooms, acid, "X"? 553 00:38:59,940 --> 00:39:02,135 Shrooms, acid, "X"? 554 00:39:16,457 --> 00:39:20,757 What the hell are you doing? 555 00:39:20,861 --> 00:39:23,887 Howdy, Mayor. How's it hangin'? 556 00:39:23,998 --> 00:39:26,728 Oh, do not give me nice, Buzz. 557 00:39:26,834 --> 00:39:29,268 You just shut down half the forest. And for what? 558 00:39:29,370 --> 00:39:33,466 Because some fuzzy nudist got himself strung up on a snare? 559 00:39:33,574 --> 00:39:37,066 No, the body was attacked. It could have been a mountain lion, a bear. 560 00:39:37,178 --> 00:39:40,375 Or, uh, hmm, maybe it was Bigfoot. 561 00:39:43,884 --> 00:39:47,376 There is a line of vehicles stretching two miles back, 562 00:39:47,488 --> 00:39:49,479 and they're aimed at that campsite. 563 00:39:49,590 --> 00:39:53,754 And here are your instructions. You are going to let them in. 564 00:39:53,861 --> 00:39:58,059 You are gonna see to it that they are safe and you're gonna keep it that way! 565 00:40:02,836 --> 00:40:05,805 You, uh, want me to open the road up? 566 00:40:05,906 --> 00:40:09,967 Come on. And listen to an elected official? 567 00:40:10,077 --> 00:40:11,977 Aren't you an elected official? 568 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,214 Just shut down the roads, Cooper. 569 00:40:15,316 --> 00:40:20,083 And, uh, make sure the park rangers know to not let anybody else in. 570 00:40:22,256 --> 00:40:26,249 Hey, Buzz, you think, uh, it could be... 571 00:40:27,428 --> 00:40:30,056 Bigfoot, like he said? 572 00:40:30,164 --> 00:40:34,032 Not unless Bigfoot likes black jelly beans. 573 00:40:51,418 --> 00:40:55,514 - You look funny this close. - Don't I look funny from back there? 574 00:40:55,623 --> 00:40:59,423 You always look funny. Strange. 575 00:41:10,437 --> 00:41:12,667 Oh, shit. 576 00:41:12,773 --> 00:41:15,469 Oh, shit, I'm starting to feel it. 577 00:41:15,576 --> 00:41:17,703 Samantha's gonna freak if she finds out. 578 00:41:17,811 --> 00:41:20,405 It's no big deal. You only took a half a hit of ecstasy. 579 00:41:20,514 --> 00:41:23,574 - It's not like you're shooting "H. '" - I know. 580 00:41:23,684 --> 00:41:25,948 It's a big deal to her, though. 581 00:41:28,756 --> 00:41:30,656 She's gonna fuckin' know. 582 00:41:30,758 --> 00:41:33,921 Don't worry, sweetie. You know she loves you. 583 00:41:35,062 --> 00:41:37,587 Really? 584 00:41:37,698 --> 00:41:39,666 Does she? 585 00:41:50,144 --> 00:41:52,112 Joey? 586 00:41:55,015 --> 00:41:57,506 - Whoa! - Sorry. 587 00:41:57,618 --> 00:42:01,110 Uh, have you guys seen Linda and Joey around? 588 00:42:01,221 --> 00:42:04,452 Uh, Linda isn't in here, honey, and, uh, we're gonna be a while. 589 00:42:04,558 --> 00:42:06,458 Don't you know the golden rule? 590 00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:09,961 I f the van is a-rockin', don't come a-cock blockin'. 591 00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:25,940 Do I look fucked up? 592 00:42:26,046 --> 00:42:28,947 - Yes. - How do you feel? 593 00:42:29,049 --> 00:42:30,880 Well, I feel great. 594 00:42:30,984 --> 00:42:34,317 That's all that matters. 595 00:42:34,421 --> 00:42:36,446 - Linda? - Samantha. 596 00:42:39,193 --> 00:42:41,184 I didn't know where you 597 00:42:42,696 --> 00:42:44,596 Linda, can I talk to you for a second? 598 00:42:44,698 --> 00:42:46,666 Sure, sweetie. 599 00:42:56,443 --> 00:42:58,968 Fuckin' amateur. 600 00:42:59,079 --> 00:43:01,274 Look at you. 601 00:43:02,616 --> 00:43:04,516 That's beautiful. 602 00:43:04,618 --> 00:43:07,314 - I saw his car and I saw a cigarette butt- - Jimmy's not here. 603 00:43:07,421 --> 00:43:11,289 - Yes, he is here. - No, no, baby, baby, he's not here. 604 00:43:11,392 --> 00:43:13,690 Believe me, he's gone. He won't get you. 605 00:43:13,794 --> 00:43:15,989 Okay? 606 00:43:16,096 --> 00:43:17,996 Linda! 607 00:43:20,868 --> 00:43:23,029 Linda! Linda! 608 00:43:24,538 --> 00:43:26,904 Come here. I've got something to show you. 609 00:43:27,007 --> 00:43:30,773 Oh, I wonder what that could be. 610 00:43:34,248 --> 00:43:38,878 - Wait for me. - But they said not to go into the woods. 611 00:43:51,999 --> 00:43:54,695 Quiet down, Jesus! 612 00:43:54,802 --> 00:43:57,669 Afternoon, Officer. What can I do for you? 613 00:43:57,771 --> 00:44:00,797 I was, uh, hoping we might have a word. 614 00:44:00,908 --> 00:44:03,433 There's been some trouble I need to talk to you about. 615 00:44:03,544 --> 00:44:06,411 You're not shittin'? 616 00:44:06,513 --> 00:44:10,381 No, sir, I am not. Festival grounds, north side of the river. 617 00:44:10,484 --> 00:44:14,818 A flower child stepped in a snare and got strung up in a tree. 618 00:44:14,922 --> 00:44:18,085 Now, you wouldn't have any idea who set that trap, would you? 619 00:44:19,893 --> 00:44:22,361 You got a search warrant, Buzz? 620 00:44:22,463 --> 00:44:25,125 No, sir, I do not. But I can go get one. 621 00:44:25,232 --> 00:44:28,759 I've been meaning to see what kind of crops you got growing back there anyway. 622 00:44:44,318 --> 00:44:46,809 I don't think you understand, Buzz. 623 00:44:48,655 --> 00:44:53,524 I don't hate 'em because they came here for some goddamn concert. 624 00:44:53,627 --> 00:44:58,291 No, I hate 'em because they ruined my life. 625 00:44:58,398 --> 00:45:01,697 They made it so people think that 626 00:45:01,802 --> 00:45:05,704 a goddamn tree is more important than a human being. 627 00:45:05,806 --> 00:45:08,297 And they took my wife. 628 00:45:10,811 --> 00:45:12,779 And they took my boy. 629 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:16,008 I understand that. 630 00:45:16,116 --> 00:45:19,643 It's just I got a... dead body on my hands. 631 00:45:19,753 --> 00:45:22,483 And I don't need another one. 632 00:45:22,589 --> 00:45:24,523 Well, I didn't kill anybody. 633 00:45:24,625 --> 00:45:28,186 I'm not saying you did, but... I'm thinking, Dylan 634 00:45:28,295 --> 00:45:31,615 that I'm gonna have to lock you up for a little while, just till the concert's over. 635 00:45:31,665 --> 00:45:34,327 Now, it's for your own good. 636 00:45:34,434 --> 00:45:36,334 Uh, or I. 637 00:45:36,436 --> 00:45:39,599 You could show me where the rest of those traps are. 638 00:45:40,908 --> 00:45:43,069 Well, I guess I could do that. 639 00:45:43,176 --> 00:45:46,441 But I still think you authority types 640 00:45:46,547 --> 00:45:49,675 are protectin' the wrong people. 641 00:45:49,783 --> 00:45:54,015 The government's got laws that help corporations, 642 00:45:54,121 --> 00:45:56,817 and activists. 643 00:45:56,924 --> 00:45:59,164 Yeah, but who's out there looking out for the little man? 644 00:46:01,628 --> 00:46:07,089 Well, some people say that the government's looking out for the greater good. 645 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,431 Yeah? Well, that depends who's in charge of the government. 646 00:46:10,537 --> 00:46:12,471 You know... 647 00:46:12,573 --> 00:46:15,041 Ronnie Reagan, God rest his soul 648 00:46:15,142 --> 00:46:17,736 he had a theory about jelly beans. 649 00:46:17,844 --> 00:46:22,508 Yes, sir. He would keep a big bowl of them on his table. 650 00:46:22,616 --> 00:46:25,016 And he'd watch people when they took some. 651 00:46:25,118 --> 00:46:27,109 What would he watch for? 652 00:46:27,220 --> 00:46:29,188 Well, he said there were two types. 653 00:46:29,289 --> 00:46:34,352 Those who reached in and grabbed a handful willy-nilly and didn't care what they got, 654 00:46:34,461 --> 00:46:38,898 and those who went in with an agenda. 655 00:46:38,999 --> 00:46:42,594 Those who were-how do you say 656 00:46:42,703 --> 00:46:46,298 more... tactical. 657 00:46:50,577 --> 00:46:53,478 You, uh 658 00:46:53,580 --> 00:46:56,549 show Cooper the rest of them traps, all right? 659 00:46:56,650 --> 00:47:00,586 Stick around this weekend. It'll be over before you know it. 660 00:47:00,687 --> 00:47:02,814 Much obliged, Sheriff. 661 00:47:04,491 --> 00:47:06,459 Cooper, Cooper. 662 00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:10,621 Coop, you there, buddy? 663 00:47:10,731 --> 00:47:12,699 Coop? 664 00:47:20,407 --> 00:47:21,357 Go for Cooper. 665 00:47:21,382 --> 00:47:24,231 I need you to come up here to Ruby Ridge, 666 00:47:24,311 --> 00:47:27,712 and collect some of Dylan's hippie traps, and keep an eye out too. 667 00:47:27,814 --> 00:47:31,477 I don't think he's gonna show you where all of 'em are. 668 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:43,789 I'm gonna get you. 669 00:47:47,701 --> 00:47:51,193 You're gonna get it. 670 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,287 That's what I'm talkin' about. 671 00:47:54,312 --> 00:47:56,556 Shit, if there was a trap, I'd go, "Hell, yeah." 672 00:47:56,643 --> 00:47:59,158 Oh, bud, you're scared of titties if they're too big. 673 00:47:59,183 --> 00:48:00,626 Yeah. Your mama's titties. 674 00:48:00,714 --> 00:48:05,378 My mom has good tits. You gotta admit that. 675 00:48:05,485 --> 00:48:08,545 She does. 676 00:48:08,655 --> 00:48:11,249 What do you say we play a little hippie-hippie-bang-bang? 677 00:48:19,399 --> 00:48:21,424 Linda! 678 00:48:22,769 --> 00:48:26,796 Linda! Come here, girl. 679 00:48:29,142 --> 00:48:31,610 Kitty, kitty. Here, kitty. 680 00:48:31,712 --> 00:48:36,149 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty- Pussy! Pussy, pussy. 681 00:48:36,249 --> 00:48:39,582 Come on, Linda! Come on! Pussy! Good pussy! 682 00:48:39,686 --> 00:48:41,654 Joey? 683 00:48:42,923 --> 00:48:44,982 Joey, I'm here. 684 00:48:47,527 --> 00:48:49,654 Joey! 685 00:48:49,763 --> 00:48:52,288 Joey, I'm here! 686 00:48:52,399 --> 00:48:54,299 Joey. 687 00:48:54,401 --> 00:48:59,338 Joey? Quit screwin' around. 688 00:49:01,074 --> 00:49:03,042 Joey? 689 00:49:05,712 --> 00:49:07,680 Joey? 690 00:49:29,136 --> 00:49:32,105 I think we just found the Garden of Eden! 691 00:49:48,488 --> 00:49:52,083 You have just found a weapon of mass destruction. 692 00:49:52,192 --> 00:49:55,684 - Shut up. - Okay, I can do that. 693 00:49:58,765 --> 00:50:01,199 Oh, just like that. 694 00:50:01,301 --> 00:50:03,667 - Ow! Fuck, I'm shot! - What? 695 00:50:03,770 --> 00:50:06,034 - Fuck! - Oh, fuck! 696 00:50:06,139 --> 00:50:09,370 Oh! I'm fuckin' bleeding! 697 00:50:09,476 --> 00:50:12,570 What the fuck! 698 00:50:12,679 --> 00:50:15,671 - Come on! - Motherfucker! 699 00:50:16,817 --> 00:50:18,011 It's paint! 700 00:50:18,118 --> 00:50:21,212 They're shooting paint balls at us! 701 00:50:24,191 --> 00:50:27,592 Baby white boy was gettin' his penis sucked on. 702 00:50:27,694 --> 00:50:30,254 - Let's go get a closer look. - Shh! 703 00:50:36,403 --> 00:50:39,861 Damn it! Hank! 704 00:50:39,973 --> 00:50:42,203 I dropped my paint balls. 705 00:50:49,249 --> 00:50:51,183 Where in the fuck are they? 706 00:50:51,284 --> 00:50:53,184 They're not fucking here. 707 00:50:53,286 --> 00:50:55,584 No shit, Sherlock. 708 00:50:55,689 --> 00:50:58,249 Somebody's wantin' to play games. 709 00:51:00,794 --> 00:51:03,456 Playin' a little hide-and-seek with the big bad wolf. 710 00:51:03,563 --> 00:51:05,724 Got you, bitch! 711 00:51:05,832 --> 00:51:09,268 - Fuckin'- - Get this freak off me! 712 00:51:13,039 --> 00:51:15,473 I said come on, motherfucker! 713 00:51:18,745 --> 00:51:21,111 Oh, fuck! 714 00:51:21,214 --> 00:51:23,910 Hurts, don't it? 715 00:52:00,387 --> 00:52:04,687 What the fuck's your problem, man? 716 00:52:32,887 --> 00:52:35,515 Come back, girl! 717 00:52:35,623 --> 00:52:37,989 I'm not gonna hurt ya. I just wanna talk. 718 00:52:45,599 --> 00:52:47,533 Shit! 719 00:52:47,635 --> 00:52:51,036 Holy fuckin' shit! Help me! 720 00:52:51,138 --> 00:52:53,003 My leg! Oh, fuck! 721 00:52:53,107 --> 00:52:55,098 Please help! 722 00:52:55,209 --> 00:52:57,575 Bears! Oh, bear trap! Fuckin' help! 723 00:52:57,678 --> 00:53:00,374 Oh, fuck! Please help! 724 00:54:17,558 --> 00:54:19,458 Well, Nancy 725 00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:24,725 you know young people today. 726 00:54:24,832 --> 00:54:27,232 No respect for anything. 727 00:54:37,314 --> 00:54:41,478 Nancy! 728 00:54:57,501 --> 00:54:59,526 What are you doin'? 729 00:54:59,636 --> 00:55:01,695 Get out of here! 730 00:55:01,805 --> 00:55:05,434 Come on. Bag huffer. Come on. 731 00:55:05,542 --> 00:55:07,510 Come on, ass sucker. 732 00:55:10,380 --> 00:55:14,214 Busted! Here you go. Put your hands out. Put your hands out. 733 00:55:14,318 --> 00:55:19,085 Fuck! I am startin' to come down, though. 734 00:55:19,189 --> 00:55:21,623 Maybe I didn't take enough. 735 00:55:21,725 --> 00:55:25,388 Dude, quit bein' such a bitch. Take some more. This is good shit. 736 00:55:25,496 --> 00:55:28,624 It's not speedy at all. Nice and clean. Make you feel very cozy. 737 00:55:28,732 --> 00:55:31,132 I don't know. 738 00:55:31,235 --> 00:55:33,931 Do we have anything to drink? 739 00:55:34,037 --> 00:55:36,005 No. Come on, dude. Just have some fun. 740 00:55:36,106 --> 00:55:39,098 Finally. Just swallow. 741 00:55:39,209 --> 00:55:42,667 Ivan. 742 00:55:42,779 --> 00:55:44,337 - Sam. - Hey. 743 00:55:44,448 --> 00:55:47,440 Hi. I'm happy to see you. 744 00:55:49,987 --> 00:55:51,784 Where's Linda and Joey? 745 00:55:51,889 --> 00:55:55,347 I don't know. Maybe they're- They're probably in there already. 746 00:55:55,459 --> 00:55:58,292 - Look, it's Abe Lincoln. - Aye, aye, sir! 747 00:56:09,406 --> 00:56:12,068 Whoo-hoo! Funky town! 748 00:56:14,244 --> 00:56:16,144 What's wrong? Come on. 749 00:56:16,246 --> 00:56:20,182 Is it... starting to rain? 750 00:56:31,228 --> 00:56:33,992 Make some room! Step back, step back. 751 00:56:34,097 --> 00:56:37,589 Step-Step out. Oh, my God. 752 00:56:39,736 --> 00:56:43,502 All right, I need everybody on this end to please exit the premises. 753 00:56:43,607 --> 00:56:46,770 All right? I need that gate opened, and I need you guys to move that way! 754 00:56:46,877 --> 00:56:49,675 Please! Come on! Fellas, let's go. 755 00:56:49,780 --> 00:56:51,441 Jesus Christ! 756 00:56:51,548 --> 00:56:54,745 Uh, Cooper, I need you to get over here to the campground immediately. 757 00:56:54,851 --> 00:56:57,877 And I need a body bag. Guys, what are you doin' waitin' around here? 758 00:56:57,988 --> 00:57:02,425 That's the door! Let's go! Party is over! 759 00:57:03,709 --> 00:57:07,180 Let's go, guys. Come on. Move it out. Please. 760 00:57:07,264 --> 00:57:11,496 Come on. Move out. Watch out for the cars. 761 00:57:11,602 --> 00:57:13,661 - Guys, please, let's move out. - Major bummer, man. 762 00:57:13,770 --> 00:57:16,136 The party's that way. The party's that way. 763 00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:19,676 I know I said shut it down, but I need that highway back open. 764 00:57:19,776 --> 00:57:21,835 Please, sir, that's a fire hazard. 765 00:57:21,945 --> 00:57:24,846 Please, put out the, um, the fire on your head there. 766 00:57:24,948 --> 00:57:29,146 I know. I know, guys. I'm sorry for the inconvenience. There's always Burning Man. 767 00:57:29,253 --> 00:57:32,450 - There's no makin' love in the woods! - Sheriff! 768 00:57:32,556 --> 00:57:34,956 Get your clothes on! No! 769 00:57:35,058 --> 00:57:37,704 Sheriff, what in the goddamn name of Judas do you think you're doin'? 770 00:57:37,728 --> 00:57:40,595 - Shuttin' you down, Frank Baker. - Fuck you. 771 00:57:40,697 --> 00:57:43,689 Frank, I got two dead bodies out there and a killer on the loose. 772 00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:45,995 Okay? Thanks for the wonderful party, pal. 773 00:57:46,103 --> 00:57:49,869 But I got a job to do, all right? So please, pack your shit and get out of here! 774 00:57:49,973 --> 00:57:53,409 Fuck you! Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you! 775 00:57:53,510 --> 00:57:56,479 - Yeah, fuck me. - Buzz kill. 776 00:57:56,580 --> 00:57:59,947 - Real nice language, by the way. - Fuck you! 777 00:58:00,050 --> 00:58:02,883 Let's go, guys. Bird! Bird! Bird, please! 778 00:58:02,986 --> 00:58:07,355 Bird man! Hey! Hey! Come on! Show's over, guys. 779 00:58:07,457 --> 00:58:10,324 Get out of the costume. Go! Move it! 780 00:58:11,795 --> 00:58:13,922 - Jesus Christ. - Fuck you! 781 00:58:14,031 --> 00:58:17,933 No refunds! Get out of my fuckin' way, you fuckin' dumb ass! 782 00:58:47,030 --> 00:58:49,396 Party! 783 00:58:51,535 --> 00:58:53,196 Get naked! 784 00:58:55,806 --> 00:58:58,297 Take clothes off! 785 00:59:44,287 --> 00:59:47,313 Rock it, George, man! Party! 786 00:59:47,424 --> 00:59:49,585 - Party! - Party! 787 00:59:49,693 --> 00:59:51,422 - Party! - Party! 788 00:59:51,528 --> 00:59:54,497 Party! 789 00:59:54,598 --> 00:59:57,863 Shut it down! 790 01:00:00,437 --> 01:00:02,302 I mean it! 791 01:00:02,406 --> 01:00:05,068 Maybe you've heard and maybe you haven't, 792 01:00:05,175 --> 01:00:07,700 but there's been an incident here tonight. 793 01:00:07,811 --> 01:00:12,771 And I have lawfully ordered everyone to vacate these premises a long time ago! 794 01:00:15,652 --> 01:00:17,847 Right now, I am authorized. 795 01:00:17,954 --> 01:00:20,889 If you won't leave, I am authorized 796 01:00:20,991 --> 01:00:23,789 to call in any law enforcement agency I deem necessary 797 01:00:23,894 --> 01:00:25,794 to have you forcibly removed. 798 01:00:25,896 --> 01:00:27,989 That includes the National Guard, people. 799 01:00:28,098 --> 01:00:32,660 You will be arrested! Go home! 800 01:00:32,769 --> 01:00:35,203 The show is over! 801 01:00:35,305 --> 01:00:37,535 Leave, people! 802 01:00:37,641 --> 01:00:39,541 And you, put your shirt on! 803 01:00:39,643 --> 01:00:42,271 - Put your shirt on! Put your shirt on! - No! 804 01:00:42,379 --> 01:00:44,813 You think this is a joke? It's not! 805 01:00:44,915 --> 01:00:48,180 If you don't leave, you will die! 806 01:00:56,326 --> 01:00:58,886 Your sheriff thinks we have a security problem, fine. 807 01:00:58,995 --> 01:01:01,520 Let him send in the National Guard. 808 01:01:01,631 --> 01:01:04,156 Let him send in the motherfuckin' marines for all I care. 809 01:01:04,267 --> 01:01:06,462 Let me remind you of one thing, Mr. Mayor. 810 01:01:06,570 --> 01:01:08,470 We have a contract 811 01:01:08,572 --> 01:01:11,040 the cornerstone of the American capitalist foundation! 812 01:01:11,141 --> 01:01:13,371 You see, that's just the thing, uh, Mr. Baker. 813 01:01:13,477 --> 01:01:15,377 We do have a contract... 814 01:01:15,479 --> 01:01:18,414 - Uh-huh. Fuck you. - And, uh... 815 01:01:18,515 --> 01:01:20,415 Let's just see what it says here. 816 01:01:20,517 --> 01:01:23,179 - Uh, you are to provide a concert. - Uh-huh. 817 01:01:23,286 --> 01:01:25,754 Fuck you, Hal. 818 01:01:25,856 --> 01:01:27,756 - And revenues owed this town... - Uh-huh. 819 01:01:27,858 --> 01:01:30,224 - By, uh, receipts from said concert... - Uh-huh. 820 01:01:30,327 --> 01:01:33,694 - Fuck you. Uh-huh. Fuck you. - Or out of your own pocket. 821 01:01:33,797 --> 01:01:35,697 Uh-huh. Fuck you! 822 01:01:35,799 --> 01:01:36,749 Excuse me? 823 01:01:36,774 --> 01:01:39,623 No, I was talking to somebody in the other room. 824 01:01:41,371 --> 01:01:43,635 Well. 825 01:01:46,643 --> 01:01:50,773 Well, you seem really busy. Let me let you run, okay? 826 01:01:53,183 --> 01:01:55,879 Where the fuck do you think you're going? 827 01:01:55,986 --> 01:01:59,444 Pig said that the show was over. 828 01:01:59,556 --> 01:02:01,751 - So it's over. The show is over. - No! 829 01:02:01,858 --> 01:02:04,088 No! The show is not over! 830 01:02:04,194 --> 01:02:07,590 So unpack your gear and get the fuck back out there! 831 01:02:07,615 --> 01:02:08,746 Say what? 832 01:02:08,832 --> 01:02:11,596 There's a lot of people out there who came expecting to see a show, 833 01:02:11,701 --> 01:02:14,761 and I'll be goddamned if some hick cop's gonna shut me down! 834 01:02:14,871 --> 01:02:17,738 Well, what do you want us to sing, Frank? "Taps"? 835 01:02:17,841 --> 01:02:21,368 Yeah. I don't give a fuck if you sing motherfuckin' "Kumbaya." 836 01:02:21,478 --> 01:02:24,072 Just get the fuck out there. We have a contract 837 01:02:24,180 --> 01:02:26,080 by the grace of George fucking Washington 838 01:02:26,182 --> 01:02:30,050 you motherfuckin' fucking fucks! 839 01:02:30,153 --> 01:02:32,121 Capisce? 840 01:02:33,790 --> 01:02:36,122 Hey! 841 01:02:51,207 --> 01:02:53,107 You wanna keep it alive? 842 01:02:58,481 --> 01:03:00,244 Meet us in the forest, man! 843 01:03:02,552 --> 01:03:04,952 - I n our forest! - Fuck yeah! 844 01:03:05,055 --> 01:03:07,319 God's forest! 845 01:03:07,424 --> 01:03:10,222 Yeah! 846 01:03:11,361 --> 01:03:13,556 Where's my fucking phone? 847 01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:20,258 Hey, it's mellow, you guys. I talked to 'em. Everything's cool. 848 01:03:20,370 --> 01:03:22,304 What did they say? 849 01:03:22,405 --> 01:03:25,101 They said it's gonna take hours to even get to the highway 850 01:03:25,208 --> 01:03:29,975 not to mention Joey's got the keys, and who knows where the fuck he is. 851 01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:31,672 You didn't see him at the concert? 852 01:03:31,781 --> 01:03:34,045 - No. Linda either. - We have to go find them. 853 01:03:34,150 --> 01:03:38,348 Fuck that. I'm not goin' out there with Chuck Manson on the loose. 854 01:03:38,455 --> 01:03:43,518 - Dude, we can't just sit here. - It's cool, honey. They'll come back. 855 01:03:43,627 --> 01:03:48,360 No, it's not cool. We have to do something. 856 01:03:48,465 --> 01:03:51,923 If you wanna do something, you should try the ecstasy. I highly recommend it. 857 01:03:54,371 --> 01:03:57,135 Sam, just come over here and sit down next to me. 858 01:03:57,240 --> 01:03:59,834 I don't wanna sit down, and I don't wanna run away from reality. 859 01:03:59,943 --> 01:04:01,843 I just want to get out of here! 860 01:04:01,945 --> 01:04:05,711 I'll run from reality screaming gladly. 861 01:04:08,351 --> 01:04:11,013 Plus, this dude said the party's not over, not officially. 862 01:04:11,121 --> 01:04:13,021 What are you talkin' about? 863 01:04:13,123 --> 01:04:15,801 Some guys are thinkin' about goin' in the woods, startin' a drum circle. 864 01:04:15,825 --> 01:04:17,725 Here, babe. 865 01:04:17,827 --> 01:04:20,728 You're stuck in bumblefuck, you might as well party in bumblefuck. 866 01:04:20,830 --> 01:04:22,730 Are you insane? 867 01:04:22,832 --> 01:04:27,792 We're all insane, honey. 868 01:04:32,342 --> 01:04:35,402 - Dude, what is your girlfriend's problem? - My problem? 869 01:04:35,512 --> 01:04:38,640 In case you haven't noticed, people are dying around here. 870 01:04:38,748 --> 01:04:40,943 Well, where are we gonna go, honey? 871 01:04:41,051 --> 01:04:43,349 Anywhere. Fuck! 872 01:04:43,453 --> 01:04:45,648 Look. Without Joey and without Linda? 873 01:04:45,755 --> 01:04:48,019 Come on. Just come here. 874 01:04:48,124 --> 01:04:51,321 Let's just be together. Everything's gonna be all right. 875 01:04:51,428 --> 01:04:54,397 And we'll go find... 876 01:04:54,497 --> 01:04:58,399 Joey and Linda... at the party. 877 01:05:00,170 --> 01:05:02,138 What? 878 01:05:06,009 --> 01:05:07,909 What? 879 01:05:08,011 --> 01:05:10,138 You're fucked up too. 880 01:05:10,246 --> 01:05:12,680 I'm not fucked up. 881 01:05:12,782 --> 01:05:16,183 I'm just- I'm just a little... fucked up. 882 01:05:16,286 --> 01:05:18,777 Come on, babe. Where are you going? 883 01:05:18,888 --> 01:05:21,982 Sam. 884 01:05:22,092 --> 01:05:25,186 Come on, Sam. Don't. 885 01:05:52,388 --> 01:05:56,347 Fuck! 886 01:05:58,428 --> 01:06:00,396 W-W-W-Whoa! 887 01:06:02,699 --> 01:06:05,031 You leave me alone! 888 01:06:07,003 --> 01:06:09,301 Fuck! 889 01:06:14,677 --> 01:06:18,204 Ivan! 890 01:06:18,381 --> 01:06:20,474 The goddamn problem is 891 01:06:20,583 --> 01:06:24,212 people just don't seem to respect authority anymore. 892 01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:26,880 Well, I respect you, Buzz. 893 01:06:26,990 --> 01:06:29,390 That's not exactly what I meant. 894 01:06:40,170 --> 01:06:44,573 Old Man Riggs. My pops always said he was crazy. 895 01:06:44,674 --> 01:06:47,302 I never thought he'd end up killin' people though. 896 01:06:47,410 --> 01:06:49,503 Yeah, he's a regular goddamn Greek tragedy. 897 01:07:17,674 --> 01:07:20,199 Wait, wait. 898 01:07:23,012 --> 01:07:24,912 Clear. 899 01:07:38,995 --> 01:07:41,486 Some people just like jelly beans, pal. 900 01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:46,660 - Get him off! - I'm tryin'! I'm tryin'! 901 01:07:46,769 --> 01:07:49,795 - Get him off me! - Get out of the way, Buzz! 902 01:07:49,906 --> 01:07:52,306 - Get him off! - I can't! 903 01:07:52,408 --> 01:07:55,104 I can't shoot a dog! 904 01:07:55,211 --> 01:07:59,011 - Shoot him! - No, Buzz! Shake him! 905 01:08:02,385 --> 01:08:04,910 Get off of me! 906 01:08:10,226 --> 01:08:13,491 - You're nice. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 907 01:08:13,596 --> 01:08:17,430 Shh! 908 01:08:42,825 --> 01:08:44,918 Dylan Riggs! 909 01:08:45,028 --> 01:08:49,226 Turn off the saw and put your hands in the air! 910 01:08:49,332 --> 01:08:51,664 You ain't gonna take my boy again! 911 01:08:52,969 --> 01:08:54,630 You're under arrest! 912 01:09:04,013 --> 01:09:06,345 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm okay. 913 01:09:06,449 --> 01:09:08,542 Go get him! 914 01:09:08,651 --> 01:09:11,176 Hang in there! 915 01:09:15,825 --> 01:09:18,589 Ivan! 916 01:09:18,695 --> 01:09:21,721 Jack? Jade? 917 01:09:33,876 --> 01:09:36,868 No! 918 01:09:38,781 --> 01:09:42,217 - Samantha? - Ivan! 919 01:09:42,318 --> 01:09:45,947 Jack and Jade, they're. 920 01:09:50,093 --> 01:09:52,561 What's wrong with your friend, Samantha? 921 01:09:52,662 --> 01:09:54,892 He seems pretty fucked up to me. What do you think? 922 01:09:54,998 --> 01:09:57,694 You fuckin' asshole! 923 01:09:57,800 --> 01:10:01,566 I thought hippies were supposed to be nice little kooks. 924 01:10:01,671 --> 01:10:03,571 He didn't seem that happy to see me, not at all. 925 01:10:03,673 --> 01:10:05,868 How could you? 926 01:10:05,975 --> 01:10:08,637 - I love you, Sam! - I hate you! You're sick! 927 01:10:08,745 --> 01:10:12,647 - I fuckin' hate you! - How could you say that? 928 01:10:12,749 --> 01:10:14,979 Let him go! 929 01:10:15,084 --> 01:10:17,143 Should I let you go, you little bitch? 930 01:10:17,253 --> 01:10:20,154 - I'm not gonna do- - You're not gonna nothin'! 931 01:10:22,692 --> 01:10:25,388 How could you pick this piece of shit over me? 932 01:10:25,495 --> 01:10:27,486 How could you leave me for this piece of shit? 933 01:10:27,597 --> 01:10:29,792 You're fucking crazy, Jimmy! 934 01:10:29,899 --> 01:10:34,097 How could you kill my friends? You're a monster! 935 01:10:34,203 --> 01:10:36,831 What? 936 01:10:36,939 --> 01:10:39,669 What are you talking about? I didn't touch your friends! 937 01:10:39,776 --> 01:10:42,142 He killed Jack and Jade. 938 01:10:43,346 --> 01:10:45,246 What? 939 01:10:45,348 --> 01:10:48,511 I didn't- I didn't fuckin' kill anybody! 940 01:10:48,618 --> 01:10:50,848 What makes you think I could kill somebody? 941 01:10:50,953 --> 01:10:52,853 Because you have a gun! 942 01:10:56,793 --> 01:10:59,785 All right. What can I say? 943 01:10:59,896 --> 01:11:02,160 I'm a big fan of Charlton Heston. 944 01:11:09,872 --> 01:11:12,272 But I'm a Republican! 945 01:11:15,611 --> 01:11:18,705 Sam, get out of here! 946 01:11:22,785 --> 01:11:24,844 Get the hell out of here! Get out of here! 947 01:11:24,954 --> 01:11:27,514 Ivan! 948 01:11:27,623 --> 01:11:29,147 Sam, go! 949 01:11:35,898 --> 01:11:38,958 Well, there you go again. 950 01:12:39,061 --> 01:12:41,962 Hank? Linda? Joey? 951 01:12:42,064 --> 01:12:45,966 Somebody, please! 952 01:12:46,068 --> 01:12:48,730 Help! Help! Somebody help me! 953 01:13:02,218 --> 01:13:04,209 What-What was that? 954 01:13:06,422 --> 01:13:08,322 Acid. 955 01:13:10,426 --> 01:13:13,793 No! No! No! 956 01:13:13,896 --> 01:13:16,888 No! No! 957 01:14:25,301 --> 01:14:27,201 Truly improving. 958 01:14:36,746 --> 01:14:38,646 Ronnie? 959 01:14:38,748 --> 01:14:42,377 One, two, three, four! 960 01:16:06,936 --> 01:16:08,836 Jesus. 961 01:16:43,272 --> 01:16:46,435 California Department of Health Services 962 01:16:46,542 --> 01:16:50,205 prepared for the release of thousands of mental patients 963 01:16:50,312 --> 01:16:53,509 many of them violent extremists 964 01:16:53,616 --> 01:16:57,211 as new cuts to the state budget are due to take effect. 965 01:16:57,319 --> 01:17:00,880 Critics of the plan blame Governor Ronald Reagan, 966 01:17:00,990 --> 01:17:03,618 for slashing the funds to mental health board rates 967 01:17:03,726 --> 01:17:07,628 the latest in a line of sweeping budgetary changes. 968 01:17:07,730 --> 01:17:12,224 The actor turned conservative Republican took office last January. 969 01:17:25,181 --> 01:17:28,912 Shh! 970 01:17:29,018 --> 01:17:31,179 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh! 971 01:17:31,287 --> 01:17:33,653 Oh, my God. 972 01:17:33,756 --> 01:17:36,816 Jesus. Take it easy. It's okay. It's okay. 973 01:17:36,926 --> 01:17:40,225 Hey, hey, hey! It's okay. No one's gonna hurt you anymore. 974 01:17:40,329 --> 01:17:43,992 - Give me your hands. - You can't stop him. 975 01:17:44,099 --> 01:17:46,863 You can't stop him. It's R. 976 01:17:46,969 --> 01:17:48,561 It's Reagan. 977 01:17:48,671 --> 01:17:50,935 Calm down. No one's gonna hurt you anymore. 978 01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:52,940 It's all under control. 979 01:17:53,042 --> 01:17:55,510 It'll be all right. 980 01:17:57,313 --> 01:17:59,975 - You're okay. - It's Reagan. It's Reagan. 981 01:18:00,082 --> 01:18:03,518 No one's gonna hurt you no more. 982 01:18:07,656 --> 01:18:09,283 Shh! 983 01:18:16,165 --> 01:18:19,532 How about we start collecting some money from these bozos? 984 01:18:19,635 --> 01:18:21,626 This ain't supposed to be free. 985 01:18:21,737 --> 01:18:24,297 Nothin' in this world is free! 986 01:19:33,075 --> 01:19:36,442 Ronald Reagan! 987 01:19:36,545 --> 01:19:40,447 - Coop, you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. Did you get him? 988 01:19:40,549 --> 01:19:44,349 Dylan's dead. But he's just the cleanup man. 989 01:19:44,453 --> 01:19:46,387 Look, I need an ambulance. 990 01:19:46,488 --> 01:19:49,616 And get me the park rangers. Have 'em meet me by the campsite. 991 01:19:49,725 --> 01:19:52,717 This is a manhunt now, 992 01:19:52,828 --> 01:19:54,557 and Gus Riggs is our man. 993 01:19:54,663 --> 01:19:56,563 Dylan's kid? 994 01:19:56,665 --> 01:20:01,159 I thought they locked him up years ago. 995 01:20:08,911 --> 01:20:13,712 Yeah, well, it looks like Reagan released him and about a thousand other maniacs. 996 01:20:13,816 --> 01:20:16,649 So lucky for us, he's back. 997 01:20:16,752 --> 01:20:18,830 Who do you think he's after? 998 01:20:18,854 --> 01:20:21,982 Hippies. 999 01:21:07,577 --> 01:21:10,910 Nice puppies! Nice! Nice puppies! Nice! 1000 01:21:14,107 --> 01:21:16,598 Nice puppies! 1001 01:21:21,013 --> 01:21:25,279 Yeah. You okay? Buzz? 1002 01:21:25,384 --> 01:21:28,148 Cooper, I'm heading to Dylan's farm! 1003 01:21:28,254 --> 01:21:31,348 And, no, I am not okay! 1004 01:21:50,109 --> 01:21:52,600 Linda? 1005 01:21:54,347 --> 01:21:56,178 Linda? 1006 01:22:01,053 --> 01:22:05,149 - It's gonna be okay, sweetie. - I'm so happy to see you. 1007 01:22:05,258 --> 01:22:08,489 I've missed you. 1008 01:22:09,762 --> 01:22:13,163 Can we go home now? 1009 01:22:41,928 --> 01:22:46,058 Now, Patti 1010 01:22:46,165 --> 01:22:48,224 you see what happens 1011 01:22:48,334 --> 01:22:51,030 when you hang out with the wrong crowd? 1012 01:22:57,243 --> 01:23:02,510 No daughter of mine is gonna be hooked on drugs. 1013 01:23:05,051 --> 01:23:07,781 You're gonna break your mother's heart. 1014 01:23:11,123 --> 01:23:14,854 You're gonna break your mother's heart. 1015 01:23:26,305 --> 01:23:29,069 Nancy? 1016 01:23:29,175 --> 01:23:31,439 Poindexter? Meese? 1017 01:23:45,424 --> 01:23:50,293 It's morning in America 1018 01:23:50,396 --> 01:23:52,796 all over again! 1019 01:23:52,899 --> 01:23:55,959 Gus Riggs, don't move a goddamn muscle! 1020 01:24:06,112 --> 01:24:08,774 Is this what you call compassion and conservatism, boy? 1021 01:24:18,658 --> 01:24:21,092 Miss, you okay? 1022 01:24:23,262 --> 01:24:24,957 You hurt? 1023 01:24:25,064 --> 01:24:27,430 Cooper, you still standin', buddy? 1024 01:24:27,533 --> 01:24:29,797 I'm here, Buzzo. 1025 01:24:32,939 --> 01:24:37,035 What was that? 1026 01:24:43,049 --> 01:24:45,176 - Good! Got him! - No! 1027 01:24:45,284 --> 01:24:47,809 - No! Don't shoot! - Hold your fire! 1028 01:24:49,488 --> 01:24:53,720 These are God's creatures! They're our friends! 1029 01:24:53,826 --> 01:24:57,227 - Oh, God! - Okay, go ahead. Fire. 1030 01:25:00,099 --> 01:25:04,229 I got an injured girl here. Looks like she's on drugs. 1031 01:25:04,337 --> 01:25:06,703 And, uh, a man down. 1032 01:25:06,806 --> 01:25:10,572 - No, don't leave me! Don't go! Please! - Let go of my leg. 1033 01:25:10,676 --> 01:25:12,701 - Miss. - Please! 1034 01:25:12,812 --> 01:25:15,747 You gotta let go of my leg. Hey, whoa! 1035 01:25:15,848 --> 01:25:17,826 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy, easy! Whoa! No, no, no, no! 1036 01:25:17,850 --> 01:25:21,047 Hey, hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1037 01:25:21,153 --> 01:25:24,213 Give me the gun. Give me the gun. What are you doin'? 1038 01:25:24,323 --> 01:25:26,587 Come on! What are you, crazy? 1039 01:25:26,692 --> 01:25:29,661 What are you doin'? 1040 01:26:47,440 --> 01:26:51,570 Sam was her name. 1041 01:26:51,677 --> 01:26:57,206 And for only one brief moment. 1042 01:26:57,316 --> 01:27:01,776 She fell into my lap. 1043 01:27:01,887 --> 01:27:06,119 Seems she had everything I wanted. 1044 01:27:06,225 --> 01:27:08,693 In a girl. 1045 01:27:08,794 --> 01:27:13,527 She paints her nails like my guitar. 1046 01:27:13,632 --> 01:27:18,399 She played it and that was the start. 1047 01:27:18,504 --> 01:27:23,203 She danced like a wicked angel. 1048 01:27:23,309 --> 01:27:28,372 She danced to the beat of my heart. 1049 01:27:31,350 --> 01:27:33,648 Jesus! 1050 01:27:45,764 --> 01:27:50,360 She told me you have pretty eyes. 1051 01:28:05,584 --> 01:28:09,179 Look at this mess! Somebody's gonna have hell to pay, that's for sure. 1052 01:28:09,288 --> 01:28:11,688 Jesus! This place stinks! 1053 01:28:12,858 --> 01:28:15,224 I'm goddamn fucked! 1054 01:28:18,330 --> 01:28:21,424 Hey, laughin' boy, come on. Give me the... balloon. 1055 01:28:21,534 --> 01:28:23,502 Get out of here! 1056 01:28:25,604 --> 01:28:28,767 You okay? 1057 01:28:28,874 --> 01:28:31,399 You ever heard of the trickle-down effect, Cooper? 1058 01:28:31,510 --> 01:28:33,410 I don't know. 1059 01:28:33,512 --> 01:28:36,948 It's when one big asshole goes crazy, and the whole world goes to shit. 1060 01:28:37,049 --> 01:28:39,017 Hang on. 1061 01:28:40,719 --> 01:28:44,883 - You okay? - I'm fine. 1062 01:28:44,990 --> 01:28:46,958 Good. 1063 01:28:49,361 --> 01:28:51,261 What? 1064 01:28:51,363 --> 01:28:54,196 We went up to the field. 1065 01:28:54,300 --> 01:28:56,131 We didn't find Gus's body. 1066 01:29:03,976 --> 01:29:06,467 Shit. 1067 01:29:55,361 --> 01:29:57,261 Fuck you! 1068 01:29:58,364 --> 01:30:00,730 Yeah! 1069 01:30:04,536 --> 01:30:06,856 Thank you. 1070 01:30:08,974 --> 01:30:12,137 Thank you so much. 1071 01:30:12,244 --> 01:30:14,269 It's not about protecting so much 1072 01:30:14,380 --> 01:30:18,043 the fish and the Earth for their own sake, or nature for its own sake, 1073 01:30:18,150 --> 01:30:21,881 but recognizing that nature is the infrastructure of our communities. 1074 01:30:21,987 --> 01:30:24,854 And that if we wanna meet our obligation 1075 01:30:24,957 --> 01:30:27,602 as a generation, as a nation, a civilization 1076 01:30:27,626 --> 01:30:28,183 as a generation, as a nation, a civilization 1077 01:30:28,294 --> 01:30:30,956 which is to create communities for our children 1078 01:30:31,063 --> 01:30:35,591 that provide them with the same opportunities for dignity and enrichment 1079 01:30:35,701 --> 01:30:37,965 as the communities that our parents gave us 1080 01:30:38,070 --> 01:30:40,664 we've gotta start by protecting our environmental infrastructure 1081 01:30:40,773 --> 01:30:42,673 the air we breathe, the water we drink 1082 01:30:42,775 --> 01:30:46,370 the shared resources, the fisheries and the wildlife, 1083 01:30:46,478 --> 01:30:48,969 and the public lands that enrich us 1084 01:30:49,081 --> 01:30:51,879 that connect us to our history and to our past 1085 01:30:51,984 --> 01:30:54,817 that provide context to our communities, 1086 01:30:54,920 --> 01:30:58,151 and that are the source ultimately of our values, 1087 01:30:58,257 --> 01:31:01,556 and virtues and our character as a people. 1088 01:31:01,660 --> 01:31:05,494 And I wanna talk about some of those issues about the environment tonight, 1089 01:31:05,597 --> 01:31:08,964 but more importantly about the impact 1090 01:31:09,068 --> 01:31:12,834 of excessive corporate power on America 1091 01:31:12,938 --> 01:31:16,601 not just on the environment, but on American democracy. 1092 01:31:16,709 --> 01:31:19,576 And I don't think 1093 01:31:19,678 --> 01:31:22,977 there's any such thing as Republican children or Democratic children. 1094 01:31:23,082 --> 01:31:25,562 I think the worst thing that could happen to the environment 1095 01:31:25,617 --> 01:31:28,518 is if it becomes a province 1096 01:31:28,620 --> 01:31:31,680 of a single political party, as it seems to have done. 1097 01:31:31,790 --> 01:31:36,318 But you can't talk honestly about the environment in any context today 1098 01:31:36,428 --> 01:31:38,487 without speaking critically of this president. 1099 01:31:38,597 --> 01:31:40,827 This is the worst environmental president 1100 01:31:40,933 --> 01:31:43,731 that we've ever had in American history bar none. 1101 01:31:45,838 --> 01:31:49,171 And if you go to N. R. D. C. 'S Web site 1102 01:31:49,274 --> 01:31:50,935 the Natural Resource Defense Council 1103 01:31:51,043 --> 01:31:52,943 which is one of the groups for which we work 1104 01:31:53,045 --> 01:31:56,708 you'll see over 400 major environmental rollbacks listed there 1105 01:31:56,815 --> 01:31:59,409 that have been promoted or implemented by this administration 1106 01:31:59,518 --> 01:32:01,611 over the past four years 1107 01:32:01,720 --> 01:32:03,711 as part of a deliberate concerted effort 1108 01:32:03,822 --> 01:32:06,313 to eviscerate 30years of environmental law. 1109 01:32:06,425 --> 01:32:08,723 It's a stealth attack. The White House has used 1110 01:32:08,827 --> 01:32:11,660 all these kind of ingenuous machinations 1111 01:32:11,764 --> 01:32:15,495 to conceal its radical agenda from the American people 1112 01:32:15,601 --> 01:32:17,501 including Orwellian rhetoric. 1113 01:32:17,603 --> 01:32:20,563 When they want to destroy the forests, they call it the Healthy Forest Act. 1114 01:32:20,639 --> 01:32:23,733 When they want to destroy the air, they call it the Clear Skies Bill. 1115 01:32:23,842 --> 01:32:27,437 But most insidiously, they have put polluters in charge 1116 01:32:27,546 --> 01:32:31,346 of virtually all the agencies that are supposed to protect Americans from pollution. 1117 01:32:31,450 --> 01:32:34,510 The head of the Forest Service is a timber industry lobbyist 1118 01:32:34,620 --> 01:32:37,180 probably the most rapacious in history. 1119 01:32:37,289 --> 01:32:40,622 The head of public lands is a mining industry lobbyist 1120 01:32:40,726 --> 01:32:44,719 who believes that public lands are unconstitutional. 1121 01:32:44,830 --> 01:32:48,857 The head of the air division, E.P.A., is a utility lobbyist 1122 01:32:48,967 --> 01:32:52,801 who's represented nothing but the worst air polluters in our country. 1123 01:32:52,905 --> 01:32:55,305 The head of Superfund is a woman whose last job 1124 01:32:55,407 --> 01:32:58,342 was teaching corporate polluters how to evade Superfund. 1125 01:32:58,444 --> 01:33:01,880 The second in command of E.P.A. is a Monsanto lobbyist, and on and on. 1126 01:33:01,980 --> 01:33:05,040 If you go through all of the departments of government 1127 01:33:05,150 --> 01:33:07,050 that are relevant to the environment 1128 01:33:07,152 --> 01:33:11,486 the Department of Energy and Agriculture and Interior and the E.P.A, 1129 01:33:11,590 --> 01:33:15,253 and even the relevant divisions of the justice department-you'll find the same thing. 1130 01:33:15,360 --> 01:33:17,920 It's the polluters who are running the agencies 1131 01:33:18,030 --> 01:33:20,089 that are supposed to protect us from pollution. 1132 01:33:20,199 --> 01:33:23,600 And a couple of weeks ago, it was revealed in the New York Times 1133 01:33:23,702 --> 01:33:28,605 that this character, who's the second in command of the C.E.Q 1134 01:33:28,707 --> 01:33:30,585 which is the Council on Environmental Quality 1135 01:33:30,609 --> 01:33:32,873 was in the White House advising the president 1136 01:33:32,978 --> 01:33:35,776 on the environmental implications of all of his policies. 1137 01:33:35,881 --> 01:33:39,874 And as it turns out, he's an American Petroleum Institute lobbyist 1138 01:33:39,985 --> 01:33:43,352 whose primary job over the past four years 1139 01:33:43,455 --> 01:33:47,391 has been combing through every federal scientific document, 1140 01:33:47,493 --> 01:33:51,623 and removing any inculpatory information 1141 01:33:51,730 --> 01:33:53,891 about the oil and coal industry. 1142 01:33:53,999 --> 01:33:57,958 And he has suppressed 12 major studies on global warming, 1143 01:33:58,070 --> 01:34:01,062 and altered hundreds and hundreds of studies-Ronald Reagan 1144 01:34:01,173 --> 01:34:03,437 of anything that is critical of the oil or coal 1145 01:34:03,542 --> 01:34:07,034 that says something connects, you know, oil or coal to some bad 1146 01:34:07,145 --> 01:34:10,979 Ronald Reagan- scientific circumstance. 1147 01:34:11,083 --> 01:34:14,712 So his job is to lie- Ronald Reagan-in public. 1148 01:34:14,820 --> 01:34:18,620 And, you know, there's nothing wrong with having businesspeople in government. 1149 01:34:18,724 --> 01:34:22,660 It's a good thing if your objective is to recruit confidence and expertise. 1150 01:34:22,761 --> 01:34:27,698 But in all of the-Ronald Reagan- situations, as I show in my book 1151 01:34:27,799 --> 01:34:29,699 these individuals- Ronald Reagan 1152 01:34:29,801 --> 01:34:32,565 have not entered government service for the public interest, 1153 01:34:32,671 --> 01:34:36,539 but rather to subvert the very laws that they're now charged-Ronald Reagan 1154 01:34:36,642 --> 01:34:39,941 in order to enrich the president's corporate paymasters. 1155 01:34:40,045 --> 01:34:45,881 And they've imposed dramatic and catastrophic impacts on the American public. 1156 01:34:45,984 --> 01:34:48,179 Most of us don't know it in this country 1157 01:34:48,287 --> 01:34:52,121 because we have an indolent and negligent press-Ronald Reagan 1158 01:34:52,224 --> 01:34:55,091 that has simply let down American democracy. 1159 01:34:55,193 --> 01:34:58,560 Ronald Reagan. That's- And I. 1160 01:34:58,664 --> 01:35:01,189 You know, I'll just tell you something about that. 1161 01:35:01,300 --> 01:35:05,930 The decline of American journalism began in 1988 1162 01:35:06,038 --> 01:35:08,472 when Ronald Reagan abolished the Fairness Doctrine. 1163 01:35:08,574 --> 01:35:13,238 We had a law in this country that required the press to behave responsibly. 1164 01:35:13,345 --> 01:35:16,314 And the Fairness Doctrine was passed in 1928, 1165 01:35:16,415 --> 01:35:18,940 and said that the airwaves belong to the public 1166 01:35:19,051 --> 01:35:22,214 that the broadcasters can be licensed to use them 1167 01:35:22,321 --> 01:35:24,653 Ronald Reagan-Ronald Reagan- Ronald Reagan 1168 01:35:24,756 --> 01:35:27,520 Ronald Reagan-Ronald Reagan. 1169 01:35:34,866 --> 01:35:37,468 Feel the vibration in the jubilation, fool! 1170 01:35:37,493 --> 01:35:39,088 I can feel it! I feel. 1171 01:35:39,171 --> 01:35:43,130 God's kingdom government and the son of Yahweh will return! 1172 01:35:43,241 --> 01:35:48,372 - Yahweh! - Return from the-to overthrow the ruler! 1173 01:35:48,480 --> 01:35:52,177 Yes! 1174 01:35:52,284 --> 01:35:55,447 - Yes! - Go on, Willis! 1175 01:35:55,554 --> 01:35:57,454 All right! 1176 01:35:57,556 --> 01:36:00,457 Whoo-hoo! Destroy the wicked one! 1177 01:36:00,559 --> 01:36:02,459 - Go on, Willis! - Destroy him! 1178 01:36:02,561 --> 01:36:05,758 For he who sayeth is a soothsayer! 1179 01:36:07,866 --> 01:36:11,700 Satan, get behind me and pursueth the heathen! 1180 01:36:11,803 --> 01:36:16,740 Whoa to the soothsayer who was the inducer of soot! 1181 01:36:16,842 --> 01:36:20,608 And yea to the one who prevail over the temptation of evil! 1182 01:36:20,712 --> 01:36:22,612 Get your hand out of my pocket! 1183 01:36:22,714 --> 01:36:25,478 - Beelzebub and his herd of dark angels... - That's some bullshit! 1184 01:36:25,584 --> 01:36:29,076 - Come and block off sleep in the night! - That's some bullshit, Reverend! 1185 01:36:29,187 --> 01:36:32,315 - Behold, you heathen! - Heathens! 1186 01:36:32,424 --> 01:36:35,916 Behold, my heathen, because devil behind me! 1187 01:36:42,234 --> 01:36:45,169 - The blood of Abraham! - Ecclesiastes! 1188 01:36:45,270 --> 01:36:48,137 Holy shit! Whoa! 1189 01:36:48,240 --> 01:36:51,437 Brother Eli! 1190 01:36:51,543 --> 01:36:54,341 Don't stop! 1191 01:36:54,446 --> 01:36:59,076 - Jacob! - The man has spoken! 1192 01:36:59,184 --> 01:37:02,415 - Proverbs! - Mary had children! 1193 01:37:05,757 --> 01:37:08,749 - Jehoshaphat! - What's the word, Thunderbird? 91284