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interest in some bonus pay?

Yes, sir. I'm definitely interested.

All right. Well, you take a ride with
us. It's outside of town.

Junior, you drive.

Hey, that's a nice dick, Ernie.

Now give me four tablespoons of ballin'
Memphis guitar.

This gonna taste all right.

That's just a little pinch of organ.

to be a piece of shit or does it just
come natural?

Asshole. And where's your sympathy?

They just want the same thing that
everybody else wants.

Keep it a fucking pie.

All

right,

maniac, you just follow my lead.
Remember, I'm the boss.

You ain't my boss, Junior.

Well, yeah, my daddy's the boss, but
technically that makes me above you.

And if I give you an order, you have to
do it.

Isn't that right, Daddy? You ain't the
boss of shit. Now stop trying to be a

man. Put on these masks. Get in there
and take care of business.

Asshole.

This mask smells like shit.

Guess what? Daddy tooted.

Yes, I did.

to tell you again turn it down it's
keeping her up making me miss this it's

shows god damn it don't worry margaret
not everyone's shut her up

hey bring me a beer for rummaging around
this

is empty who the fuck are you

Melody in motion.

Then jump up.

Sorry, sir.

Well, go on. Take a seat. Yes, ma 'am.

Where were you?

I was out running errands.

Errands? Yes, sir. For who?

For the Lord.

Can it, Mary? Both of you.

Enough.

Now lead us in prayer.

Me or her?

I'm looking at you.

So just say me, then. Do it, Eli
Gemstone.

Yes, sir.

Good food, good meat, good God. Let's
eat.

I'm ashamed.

I stand before you as an old friend and
a child of Christ.

Not the deviant sex doer the media
paints me as.

I don't know what my family's going to
do.

You probably should have thought of that
before you filmed your wife doing

cunnilingus on a woman in a dance club
bathroom, amen?

Okay, Diane.

Boy, was you fixing the pylon?

You got no compassion for me.

After how long we known each other?

Apparently, I didn't know you as well as
I thought I did. A lot of revelations

in this New York Times piece.

Lots of deviants. Yeah, don't you talk
deviants to me.

Brothers, sister pastors, Makawan wants
a chance to speak.

I think we owe him that much.

We didn't do anything illegal.

Those were private pleasures shared with
my wife. And we didn't know we ate

Molly. We thought there were many
sweethearts.

Please don't kick my family off your
streaming platform, Eli.

We've always been a loyal affiliate.

My church can't survive in this new
normal without being on streaming.

I don't know what I'm going to do. We
can't be on TV no more. It tanks the

brand.

What message does that send to my
congregation?

Mac, now I know you're feeling about as
low as a bow -legged caterpillar, but

I'm with Diane.

Estoy de acuerdo.

Mi iglesia está bien con los maricones,
pero no estamos listos para swinging y

tropos.

He says his church is really cool with
the gays and the queers, but not so much

about the swingers and the thropple.

Dammit, Tony, did he and I not go
thropple with this woman?

She's a random with a lifestyle calls a
snack.

You think this reporter's just my
problem?

He's all our problem.

He's a crusader.

An activist.

You're wrong if you don't think he'll
come after you next.

It ain't like I don't have your secrets,
too.

Sorry, Mac.

This is not how I wanted it to go down.

So that's that?

I'm gonna kill myself.

for me.

So, don't think I'm not grateful,
because I totally get how generous this

all. Really, I do.

But, um... Could I just get an
apartment?

This place is kind of... Honestly, Mom,
it's super gross.

Yeah, no, doy, it's super gross.

Granddaddy Roy died here. Pooped and
peed all over the floors.

But... That was many moons ago. That's
right, and we've had this place deep

cleaned multiple times. Right. Your
great -granddaddy's mansion is our gift

you for making the right choices.

Mm -hmm. You found a way to use your
movie industry tinsel town talents for

good. And not just for good, but for
God.

I mean, I'm filming sermons.

It's not quite what I was trying to do.

Oh, it's better. Yeah, it's better.

Ow! What the hell was that?

Stop it!

Hey, Mom, can we kick holes in the walls
in the green bathroom? The toilet in

there doesn't even work.

No! You may not.

Me? It's good you don't feel that
temper.

Abraham, take that goddamn diaper off
your head.

Get up there and straighten those boys
out. And if you wouldn't mind, please,

your mother and I would like you to have
a talk with Abraham.

What about?

Well,

it would appear that your baby bro has
started to jack his little ding -a

And your mama... He's found his stained
jockeys in some very odd places. I think

he's embarrassed.

I don't understand.

What's confusing?

He's blasting cum everywhere.

And your mom found his damn
undergarments hidden every which way but

found a pair of his crusty child chones
in the living room Bible.

And then found another pair stuffed in
the back of the freezer where the

dreamsickles are.

I had two of those yesterday.

We all enjoy the dreamsickles. A little
dude is up in his room, blasting shit

behind his headboards.

Splash one underneath his little kid
desk.

Bottom line, your mom and I are not
comfortable talking about cum with your

brother. Low blow combos are more
appropriate, we believe, coming from an

sibling as opposed to a mommy's and
daddy's.

What am I supposed to say?

I don't know.

Tell him to knock it off. Tell him to
put it in a damn napkin and flush it

a normal person.

Don't be field micing this shit around
the house. It's disrespectful.

Okay, I'll feel it out, try to bring it
up organically.

Thanks. Of course. I got faith in you.

Okay. Bye, guys. Hey, hey. Hey.

Fucking love you, homie. Love you, too.

And I was just playing when I said that
Granddaddy Roy pooped and peed all over

the floors. Okay. He didn't do that.

Just the master bedroom.

I'll probably just move into the guest
bedroom knowing that about the master.

Whatever you want. Okay. I've got a
hidden treasure deep inside of me.

I'm gonna keep it locked cause only one
man's got it.

best thing to do.

The book of Matthew tells of nation
rising against nation, kingdom against

kingdom, a time of famines, pestilence,
and earthquakes.

Sound familiar?

In such scary, uncertain times come
diseases, financial ruin, political

That's right, folks, the works, knowing
that we can reach God, and he

will answer.

That's what we need right now.

Hold on. Wait a second, Daddy. Are you
saying people need Jesus' love now more

than ever?

Duh, my brother. We always need Jesus'
love, but especially now. We do need

Jesus' love now more than ever. We are
introducing a streaming platform where

you can access Christian programming 24
-7, unlimited, whenever you need it.

We call this service G -O -D -D.

Gemstones on digital demand.

With the launch of G -O -D -D, the
gemstones have officially entered the

streaming wars.

Available on smart TVs, Roku, Android,
and Apple devices.

Son, you speaking robot?

Can we get that in English for us all to
follow?

he's trying to say is you can watch it
just about anywhere and it is time to

finally stop the constant flood of filth
and propaganda coming out of hollywood

amen and they're gonna fill the airwaves
24 7 with that garbage we gonna do the

same thing that calls for a celebration
who wants to sing and rejoice streaming

services

Your peach off to me.

Your peach

off to me.

Your

peach

off to me.

Stick to the salad bar. Don't forget, we
are swimming laps after lunch. So eat

light.

We nourish our bodies for his love.

Cool. So cool.

Excuse me, sir.

What's up?

Dismissed.

Will you be dining with the men and I?

Of course not, Keith. I'll be above you
upstairs with the family.

Shall I join you?

Oh, not appropriate.

Upstairs church lunch is only for the
family.

See you upstairs, Kevin.

And daddy's closest work acquaintances.

Hey, do not take this personal. No
matter how many disciples we gather,

still my number one.

All right?

All right?

Let me tickle them titty meats.

See you inside.

I see you.

He tried to kill himself?

Oh, that is horrible.

I just can't believe there was nothing
you could do about it. I mean, you

couldn't just tell him that the
Butterfields were staying in?

Nothing I could do. Dammit's already
been done.

He made his bid.

Sounds like a lot of people need their
way into his bed.

Oh, ha -ha, Martin. That fucking
reporter ruined their whole life. Like,

their whole deal. I'd feel really sad
for them.

Don't let it distract you.

I want to make sure everybody is here
for the missionary seminar next week.

Well, Amber and myself will,
unfortunately, have to take a rain

been invited to a formal sit -down with
the Lithons.

The Lithons? The gorgeous preaching
couple from Texas?

Yeah. What for?

What do you mean, what for?

They're a successful, powered Christian
couple, as are my wife and I. Who knows

what the hell we can cook up together?

Well, it's just weird that they invited
you and not anybody else. Thank you. I

mean, there's a lot of successful people
in this family. That's all I'm saying.

If the listeners want to open up a gold
gym, I'll tell them to give you a call.

I imagine we were invited because they
probably realize as daddy's faculties

waning. And it starts getting older and
tighter.

No offense, daddy. That Amber and myself
are the logical next leaders.

Y 'all are not the only married people
in this family. Me and BJ are also

strongly betrothed and also crushing it.
Not a real family.

No kids.

Ooh, slam. I like that one. I don't got
time for kids.

Because I'm trying to keep this fresh
physique.

Fine. I'm not trying to be all loose and
stretched out like Amber's played out

pastrami. Hey, do not talk about my wife
vagina at church lunch. Do you hear me?

It's okay, baby. She's just jealous.

Because her wedding wasn't even real.

That was cold.

Not letting daddy walk you down the
aisle?

There was not an aisle, dummy. I don't
know how many fucking times I need to

that. It was just like an area by ride,
okay? Daddy knows.

Disney World was a thing. It was BJ's
dream wedding destination.

So we did it Nike style, dog. We just
did it, okay?

That's how we roll. We're the seat of
our pants.

We're fun kids.

We're whim babies.

So... We meant no disrespect, Daddy.

Oh, Daddy.

I just want to know who officiated the
wedding. Was it Donald or was it Goofy?

Ooh, slice.

That was a good one.

It was Prince Eric, for your
information.

Thank you. Prince Eric? Who the fuck is
that?

The boy from Little Mermaid. The hottest
guy in the entire Disney catalog?

It's Ariel's boyfriend, you fucking
bitches.

Oh, Lord.

Y 'all went down to Disney World, didn't
invite any family to come to your

wedding, and you didn't even get a
legacy character to marry you. What

character are we supposed to go for
that's better than Prince Eric? Oh, I

know. How about Mickey Mouse?

Stop making... Enough!

Judy, I don't want to discuss the
mermaid wedding. Jesse, I'm not going

anywhere. So there's no need to start
working on who's taking over. Okay, I'm

just saying, you know, at your age, it's
probably never too early to think about

the future. You know, I mean, you could
be sitting here being fine one minute

doing church lunch and ministering, and
the next minute you can't even wipe your

own shits. And the whole entire church
goes down to the caboodles because

knows who's going to run it.

That's where I'm coming from. Well, I
appreciate your concern.

But like I said...

I'm not going anywhere.

I'm on my way. Yes, I'm on my way. To
the Canaan land. To the Canaan land.

if you don't go. Yes, you don't go. I'll
journey on. I'll journey on. I'm on my

way. Good Lord. Now, Job was the richest
man that lived in the land of Nod. Good

Lord. He was the only man. Well, let's
just hope my campaign plays out a hell

a lot better than I played that back
nine. It's about time I took some money

you, Senator.

Since you always seem to have your hands
on mine.

Ha! What? Why do you think I let you
win?

Hey, maniac kid!

It's me.

Sir. I'm sorry, this is private
property. Members only. I'm a personal

Eli Gemstones.

You and me and the man go way back.

I'll see you Sunday service.

Come on. Get your meat hooks off me.

I will fuck you up.

Hey! I can take a hint.

Don't touch me.

You will regret it.

Make some noise!

Oh yeah.

is ready to talk what do you think i
think so too lindy question is are you

all ready to listen

inviting our family out here for this
little hanging session.

Hey, gemstones rule the east, lintels
rule the west.

Why has it taken us this long to combine
forces and see what God can do with

this energy?

Y 'all like beach vacations?

Live for them. Waves and sunbeams? Yeah.
Well, how would you like to take a

vacation at the beach with Jesus Christ?

I would love to go there.

Okay, well, that's good news, because we
got plans to construct a temple of sun

and sand in honor of our love for
Christ.

We're calling this place Zion's Landing.

It's a Christian timeshare resort on the
sunny beaches of Florida.

Ooh, sounds too good to be true.

Well, pulling something like Zion's
Landing off ain't gonna be easy now.

Lindy and I said we got to align
ourselves with biggest and the best. I

only pure thoroughbreds.

Well, I appreciate you seeing the
gemstones as thoroughbreds. That's

we see y 'all too.

Powerful Christian horses type folks.

I mean, we have waited a long time to
get the power from Lyle's mama and

Now that we have it, we're going to do
so many wonderful things in his name.

That is so amazing that you say that
because we're about to get the reins

Jesse's daddy.

And we want to do things just like this.

Well, pop the champagne. That is
wonderful news.

What's your daddy planning on stepping
down?

He hasn't really admitted that the time
has come yet.

We're getting him there. Close.

Real close.

Eli's parents were the same way. Same
generation as Eli.

Boomers. Most selfish generation to ever
live.

You said it, girl. They won't get the
hell out of the way, even when it's

plan. Okay, let's be real with one
another here.

Parents suck.

Yeah. Couldn't agree more.

Parents do suck.

Siblings do.

My sister tried to pop off when Daddy
had his stroke.

Tried to act like she was running
things. Just because she's a nurse?

told my sister, nuh -uh.

Showed force.

Chased her ass out.

Got my daddy's ass into assisted living.

See, this is the kind of stories I need
to hear. Yeah. You gotta marginalize

your siblings.

Firstborns lead the way when parents
trip.

Period.

Firstborns. Both of you? Uh -huh.

Both of us? No.

Firstborns. I knew it, I knew it, I knew
it. I knew I liked them.

Can we count on your support?

Listen to Gemstones making Christian
tourism history.

Praise be.

I'll tell you what.

You got mine and my wife's total
support.

Now, technically, we are going to have
to run this past my daddy.

Let's bring him on down to the project
site.

Yeah. Old Lyle can kiss a parent's ass
like nobody's business.

I will butter Eli's balls and toss him a
side of biscuits.

He can use some ball buttering.

We'll get his approval.

This maritime force right out. Oh.

There is a small issue with the sea
turtles. Apparently, this is a

They don't like bright lights or
whatever.

This is people being silly. We'll get
past that.

They'll get past that, Daddy. So we're
going to put three towers up here.

And between them is where we'll have our
splash zone, adult pool, hot tubs,

cabanas. The hot tubs are near where the
elephants' hose -down nose are. That's

right. Mark.

And a performance stage.

On the flotilla.

Imagine preaching with that incredible
backdrop.

That ain't a set, it ain't a painting,
brother.

That is no Thomas Kinkade. That's a real
deal right there. God is speaking to us

in these waves. This is his miracle.

That's right, Amber. God's miracle.

A lot of Christians would love to visit
a place like this.

Especially if it's all -inclusive, top
-notch restaurants and a kids' club.

Come on, now.

Hang on, there's kids allowed here?

Yeah, duh, of course.

I'm not coming then, because that is an
ultimate and immediate vibe killer.

Makes it seem dirty, cheap.

I don't know about that.

Kids mean bacteria, no thanks.

I'm not trying to get bacteria on me
when I'm trying to be sexy.

Judy, you can say that, but I can
imagine our families here helping to

this beauty to all Christians who can
afford a two -night minimum.

Two -night minimum means you want a
trip.

Legit vacation.

Nobody's doing one -night stands here,
Daddy. Wholesome.

Wow.

Well, you've got a fantastic idea here.

Location's perfect.

So what do we say? Are we in? We gonna
do this?

It's beautiful.

Yeah.

But no.

It's not the right time for us.

Daddy, how can you say that? You ain't
even looked at the numbers yet. I have.

They're good.

A lot of zeros.

I said my piece, Jesse.

But that is a real good deal.

Not your call, Jesse. It's mine.

No, it is. It's my call, too.

Stop showing off in front of your
friends, Jesse.

I'm not showing off.

You are.

What was that?

What a

grand waste of time.

Stupid idea.

I don't see any of my shoes.

He's here.

Come on.

Oh, God.

Kelvin, what the fuck is this? Uh -oh,
my man.

Ew. You are looking great.

You are looking really good.

Gross,

Kelvin.

Party burpee.

Come on.

One more. Let's go.

Go out of the car. I'll take care of
this. I'll talk to him.

Okay, Chad, in the back. You got to work
on your form.

All right?

You know we can't say no to this.

I'm actually pretty surprised at how bad
you are being at business right now.

Jeff, you know damn well the world has
been upside down.

Friends falling all around us. Now ain't
the time for growth. It's time to shore

up. Strengthen what we got. Well, I
think doing a timeshare resort to

a hell of a way to strengthen up. But we
can agree to disagree.

You know, this resort was very important
to Amber and I.

And being friends with the listens was
also very important.

I'll tell you this much.

When I run this church, I will.

not shun allies when you run the church
don't get ahead of yourself boy lyle's

mom and dad knew when it was time to
step aside let him have a shot look what

he's doing now making beautiful
timeshare resorts in fucking paradise

sorry your life didn't crack out the way
you wanted my apologies for still being

alive oh you know what all you ever care
about is building this church

cared about that more than being a daddy
more than anything Even now, when it's

so painfully obvious, it's time for you
just to slow down and let me have a

crack at things. But you won't.

You're going to end up just like
Granddaddy Roy.

If you want to start a resort with the
listens, go right ahead. Just leave me

out of it.

Wait, so I can do it?

Do what you want.

I can't hear you. There's a fucking
beeping.

The other, a wife -swapping swinger by
night. Nathaniel, it's safe to say that

for evangelicals, this is a big no -no,
right? Yeah, particularly for a pastor

like Reverend Butterfield, who's been
outspoken about sexual immorality in the

past. You know, people look to him for
spiritual guidance, often tithing 10 %

their income.

These tax -exempt churches rake in
millions of dollars a year.

Big money.

Yes, and corruption is a real concern
when you're talking about that kind of

money. This grift is as old as
Christianity itself.

Look, I've been accused of being anti -
religion.

Now, I'm anti -hypocrisy, and there are
a lot more hypocrites in this industry.

Butterfield only begins to scratch the
surface.

You thought you could duck me, you
highfalutin son of a bitch.

What the hell was this?

I followed you. It wasn't too hard with
that.

Fancy truck and that personalized plate.

Damn it, Junior.

Oh, so you do remember my name. I
thought for a minute that I was so

insignificant to you. Plum Forgotten
never existed.

I remember you.

Damn, we got old.

I know I don't like shit, but damn.

You look sturdy. Still got that mask
going on.

What do you want?

I just want to see an old friend.

The older I get, the more sentimental
I'm leaning.

Nostalgic. And I can't help but thinking
about when you and I worked together.

You want money.

You gonna try to blackmail me, sell the
story? Let's not waste time here.

Well, I'll never see a lie. Why you
being all weird?

You following me, that's weird.

Whatever it is you're trying to pull
here, I don't got time for it. Come on,

Eli.

Can't old friends reconnect?

Oh, man.

I'm busy.

Take care.

And me and my old man watched you rise,
man.

Yeah, for real.

It was wild to see you come from where
we come from and do what you've done. My

daddy was so proud of you.

He acted like he discovered you. I don't
mean to bother you. I guess I'd have

thought about you probably more than you
thought about me, that's all.

Just wanted to know you done good.

Sorry if I spooked you.

See you around, Eli.

You hungry?

Siblings, I have summoned you here today
because Amber and I have won. Through

my powers of persuasion, I have broken
Daddy down, and now the writing is on

wall. That old man is on his way out,
and I am stepping into power.

Y 'all back me, and I'll give you a good
deal. You'll never lead, of course, but

you will be able to keep your homes,
your automobiles.

Maintain an annual salary, perhaps even
a raise. Oh. All I ask in return is that

you kiss the ring.

What ring?

Your ring?

My wedding ring.

Oh, you're fucking high, dude.

Like, I want to kiss that smelly -ass
ring that's probably been shoved up

Amber's pussy.

Oh, it's definitely been shoved up her
pussy.

That's why kissing it is so very cool.

Oh. That is foul.

Sick. And boy...

With all the stunts you've pulled, you
really think in a million years that

daddy would trust you to run the church?

Keep dreaming.

Yeah. What do you know about anything?
All you care about these days is fucking

muscles. Acting like it's about God.
It's not. It's about being self

and popping boners. It's about being
healthy.

Okay. And if you're healthy, you do
maintain a proper erection. That's true.

Whatever. Accept my dominance or don't.
Doesn't matter to me. The damn tides of

time and the winds of dust are upon us.

My reign is nigh.

What the fuck did you even just say,
man?

That made no sense to me. That sounded
foreign. That's not a phrase, dummy.

Oh, Mike.

You're just both a bunch of two -bit,
half -rate siblings. Damn Frank Stallone

and fucking Stephen Baldwin over here.

I'm Stephen Baldwin? Yes, you are.

Oh. No, you fucking did not. I ain't got
no time for this. Bye, Felicia.

Okay. What did he just say?

No. Did he just say bye, Felicia? Yeah.
What does that mean? Bye, Felicia.

Jesse, you will never run this family.
So bye, Felicia, to you, Jesse. Who's

Felicia? You are. No, you're Felicia.
Let's just all act like adults. You're

Felicia. We can act like adults if he's
Felicia because I'm not fucking Felicia.

Felicia? No, you're Felicia. No, it's
okay. You're Felicia. He's not Felicia.

Hey. Hey.

I know, I know you're not Felicia. I'm
Kelvin, you're Judy, okay? Yeah, I'm

Judy. I know you are. You want a snow
cone?

Okay, okay, we'll get you a snow cone.

Get what you want.

I'm buying.

Thank you.

Well, I'm going back and forth between
steak and the Alfredo. Well, since

buying, I'm going to take steak.

Get what you want.

Eli, check it out over your right
shoulder.

Damn. Look at that piece of tail. He's
going

to go

bonely beef on her right here in the
sticky Stevens, Eli.

Hey!

You all want to tone down the romance?
We got kids sitting right here.

Are you talking to me?

Well, just maybe show your affection in
a more appropriate manner.

How about you suck my dick, Ramps?

Randall! Hey, I do whatever the fuck I
want, all right? I eat your noodles.

Fucking go back to the movie Cocoon, all
right?

Bye. Not trying to offend. Just looking
out for the young ones.

Damn. Fucking guy's lucky he's still got
teeth.

Just ignore him.

I'm gonna get the Mahi.

You still wrestling?

Nah, I just do character work mostly.

I might step in and talk some shit, but
nowadays I'm just promoting.

I got a stable full of fellows I keep
working.

Good for you.

That's good.

I wonder what my daddy might think about
you and I being united.

Well, he put us together. He'd probably
think he'd done a pretty good job

picking two men with so much to offer
the world.

He'd try and take credit.

Yeah, he would.

Yeah, he would.

You know that son of a bitch who skipped
town on me one day?

Left me with nothing.

Just up and disappeared.

Disappeared.

Imagine that.

Your own daddy dislikes you that much.

Don't look at it that way, Junior. That
ain't gonna help you none.

I like to think that he made his way
down to Bolivia.

That's what he said Butch and Sundance
did.

They didn't die like in the movie.

No, they got to Bolivia and lived out
their lives.

I like to think that's what he did.

Find himself a beautiful and dignified
senorita and lived out his life down

there.

Yeah.

You know, some people think I killed
him.

Enough of that.

I don't need to sit here drifting while
you're...

Sitting there looking all uncomfortable.

Nonsense. Connecting with the past is a
powerful thing.

Let's pray, Junior.

Oh, Eli.

No offense.

I ain't religious.

Well, it's a good thing I am.

I'll show you what to do.

Let me see them hands.

Heavenly Father, thank you for bringing
old friends together.

Please help Junior heal from the past.

Even though we don't understand why we
endure the pain we do, and we trust that

it is your will, we are at your mercy,
and your mercy

shall redeem us.

Amen. Amen.

Damn.

Kind of nice.

I ended up beating him.

So we can do the hotel with you.

We're in.

And we're also excited to be a hotelier
with you.

Lakes, JG.

Oh, baby, it's so fucking good. I'm
going to do an Adderall to celebrate.

I don't love it, but you wrote a great
email, so I'll give you my bless.

Where's the littlest son we have who's
been coming on things?

Are you boosting?

Come on, Pont, just say you're better
than this. Pont, you're getting laughed

right now. Well, he's got the better
car. Are you not using the nitrous or

something? I didn't know there was a
nitrous.

Gideon.

Come here for a second.

I'll talk to you real quick.

Sure.

What's going on?

Did you talk to your brother like I
asked you to?

Because I just found this in my pens
drawer. The fuck? Gross.

What is that?

These Jesuit boys' delicates. Your
brother stuffed this in my damn pens

I touched it with my bare fingers. Why
did you touch it? Why didn't you talk to

him like I asked you to? I tried. I
swear to God, I tried.

I could not figure out a way to bring it
up, man.

You want to be a preacher, don't you?

Huh? Shut up, you do. And if you're
going to be a preacher, you've got to be

able to talk about anything, all right?

Even if it makes us uncomfortable.

We stopped doing that.

When people burn in hell, watch and
learn.

You want me to come in there with you?
Yes. Okay.

Sup, sup, guys, little men, what's up?

Sup. Sup.

Glad you said sup first, Pontius,
because I need you to take the computer

goggles off your face and exit for a
moment, please. I'm in the middle of a

game. I'll play your turn. Get up right
now. Take a hike.

Remember you said again, okay? Don't
make me get mad at you.

Abraham. Here's the trip, Gil.

Do you need help?

What did he do to it? Did he break it?
He's got to get out of there.

Shit. You got to put one in there. I got
it, I got it.

Would you go ahead and hit pause on the
game system there, Blood?

I'd like to rap with you for a second if
I could.

Why were your delicates crammed in my
pants drawer, Abraham?

It's not what you think.

Seems to me it's exactly what I think.
It's crusty and crinkly and discolored.

I mean, you're just inside your room, I
guess, having nocturnal emissions all

day long, okay? From the amount of
garments I've found stuffed around this

house, it's very disrespectful.

Neighbor here, let me ask you a
question. Do you know what really

boy does the stuff to himself to make
the cum stuff into the underwear?

When those hands of yours touch your
privates, an alarm goes off in heaven.

Okay, and every loved one you've ever
known that's dead, they are alerted,

float to where you are, they join hands,
and they watch you.

Be dirty to yourself.

Like Grandma?

Yep, she watches. Great Granddaddy Roy,
Great Grandmama, even some relatives

you've never even met before, like
ancient ones from the Revolutionary War

times. Ghosts that will watch you and be
ashamed.

of what you're doing to yourself, of how
you're being dirty and provocative to

your private parts.

You understand?

When people see you do something bad,
it's hard for them to see you any other

way. I want you to remember that.

Yes, sir.

Now, are there any other questions you
have for me, birds and bees, morning

woods, speckers, anything that you want
to discuss or ask me about?

Well, there is one thing that I'm...

Still curious about.

Are we still doing that hotel thing?

Yes,

my son.

We are now officially hoteliers.

Oh, granddad said yes?

Of course he did. He knew he couldn't
stand in my way.

Yeah, your granddaddy ain't half the
shit kicker he used to be.

Mercy, I guess he does do whatever he
wants. Okay, bye.

You have terrific tits. Thanks for the
cheese enchiladas.

Chew balls, scratching a corner pocket.

Bet you two queefs haven't seen action
like that in years.

Next time, keep the comments to
yourself.

We don't want any trouble, friend. You
made your point.

That's what I thought, bitch.

Don't want to run your mouth, huh?

How dare you talk to us like that, you
big old slab of meat. Come on, Junior.

No.

No. You don't know who you're messing
with. Jesus.

We're from fucking Memphis, asshole.

We still twink like you full of rocks
and sink you in the midst of fucking

sippy. You know, you're lucky I don't
murder you right fucking now or send

of my badass friends to go do it. Find
your fucking house, slay your whole

fucking family. How about that, asshole?

Come on, Junior.

Well, that's what I'm going to do.

I'm going to take a photograph of your
license plate with my telephone, send it

to my friends who can get your address
from DMV, come to your house, and fuck

you up, you motherfucker.

Who?

Junior!

Oh, my God.

Junior!

Junior! I hope you're wearing your
diapers, old man.

Come on, you didn't have to do that.

Stay down there and drool, doggy.

Finish him off, maniac.

Take him down.

Yeah! Yeah!

Do it again.

Come on, maniac.