All language subtitles for The.Adventures.of.Ozzie.and.Harriet.S09E33.The.Built-In.Television.Set.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-ShiNobi_track3_[eng]

- The Coca-Cola company proudly
presents the most famous family

in America--

Ozzie, Harriet, David, and
Ricky, the Nelson family.

Statistics show
that Coca-Cola is

enjoyed 60 million times a day.

And among those who enjoy
it often are the Nelsons.

- Hi, Mr. Nelson.
Dave.

Rick.

- Hi.

- I think I'll
have a large Coke.

- Me too.

- Me too.

- According to statistics,
when people order Coca-Cola

at the fountain,
given the choice,

two out of three usually
ask for a large Coke

as the Nelson's do.

That's because when you ask
for a large glass of Coke,

you get even extra enjoyment.

And this in turn leads
to another statistic.

A large number of
people order something

to eat when they have
a Coke at the fountain

because ice cold Coke
goes so good with food.

Now, Ozzie has his
own statistic for us.

- When the three Nelson men
enjoy Coke at the fountain,

one out of the three is
bound to get the check.

Which one?

It figures.

- And now the Coca-Cola Company
invites you to enjoy "The

Adventures of
Ozzie and Harriet."

- Hey, hold it
straight, will you?

- I am.

- Now, what did you do that for?

Come on, hold on to it.

- OK.

- Hi, fellas.

- Hi, Mr. Nelson.

- What are you guys doing?

- We're building a clubhouse.

Can't you tell?

- Well, I kind of thought
that, but I wasn't sure.

You're doing a good job.

- Did you ever have a clubhouse?

- Oh, sure, when I
was about your age.

We had a nice clubhouse.

- Was it made out of rocks?

- No, it wasn't
quite that long ago.

It was pretty much
like this one.

Do you guys have
a secret password?

- Sure.
- What is it?

- Don't tell him.
It's a secret.

- I won't.
Anyway, I forgot it.

- It's "Tiger."

- I suppose you have
some booby traps, too?

- Well, not yet.

Do you think we should?

- Oh, sure, you got to have
booby traps to keep out

the bad guys and the rustlers.

- And girls.

- Yeah.

I remember we used to
have a string stretched

across the path.

Whenever anybody tried
to sneak up on us,

he'd trip over the string
and upset this big pile

of tin cans.

- Hey, that sounds good.

- Yeah.

- We ought to have
stuff like that.

- Say, do you happen to know
if Mr. Randolph is home?

- I think he's in his house.

- Oh, thanks.

- Mr. Nelson?

- Yeah?

- Would you hold this
nail here for me?

- I'll do it.

- You always drop it.

- Here, I'll do it.

Where do you want it?

- Right there.

Hold it steady, Mr. Nelson.

I'll do it for you.

- You're not very good
either, Mr. Nelson.

[buzzer]

- Come in.

Oh, hi, Oz.
- Hi, Joe.

- What can I do for you?

- Oh, nothing.

If I stick around our house,
I'll have to mow the lawn.

- Hey, how about
a cup of coffee?

- Yeah, sounds good.

What are you doing with
the television set?

- That's the old set
we had up in the attic.

I decided to throw it out.

- What's the matter, it
doesn't work anymore?

- Well, sort of,
but we never use it.

- Seems a shame to throw it out.

- Yeah, well, the cabinet
doesn't match our furniture

anymore.
Here you are.

Sit down.

- Thanks.

You know what I do
with this if I were?

- No, what?

- Well, I'd take the
set out of the cabinet

and build it in someplace.

- That sounds like
a lot of work.

- Well, yeah, but
it'd be real nice.

- Well, where would I put it?

- How about right there?

- You mean here in the kitchen?

- Well, sure.

That way when you come
out for a sandwich,

you won't miss the commercials.

- Well, it's an awfully
good suggestion,

Oz, but if you don't mind,
I think I'll throw it out.

- But if I had it, I'll build
it into our bedroom wall.

Harriet and I have often
thought about doing that.

- Well, then take it.

It's yours.

- Oh, I couldn't do that.

- Why not?

I'm just going to throw it out.

- Well, gee, thanks a lot.

- That's OK.

I probably couldn't
get more than $5 or $6

for it, if I wanted to sell it.

- Well, if you want me to pay--

- No, no, no.

I was just kidding.

- Well, gee, I hate to come
over here and drink your coffee

and walk out with
your television set

without paying you something.

- Well?

- Well, look, here.

There's a dime for the coffee.

- We're laughing,
but I'll take it.

How are you going
to get it home?

- You kidding?
I have muscles.

- You mean David and Ricky?

- Well, yeah.

Watch out for door.

Easy does it, boys.

- What in the world is that?

- It's a television set.
Joe gave it to me.

- What for?

- For the bedroom.

- Whose bedroom?

- Well, our bedroom.

- You're kidding, of course.

- No.

- Well, back outside.
- No.

No.
Wait a second.

- I'm going to take the
set out of the cabinet

and build it into
the wall upstairs.

We can watch television
while we're lying in bed.

- Oh, well, that's
a wonderful idea.

Why didn't you say so before?

- Let's go, boys.

- Wouldn't it have been
easier to mow the lawn?

- There we go.

Easy.

- How's that look, Pop?

- Little to the left.

- How's that?

- You better make
it a little higher.

All I can see is my feet.

- How's that?
- That's perfect.

Hold it right there.

- Leave it to Pop
to get the best job.

- Hold this, will you,
while I get some tacks?

- Where's the yardstick?

- Oh, it's right here.

- Hey, you moved the paper.

- Oh, sorry.

- That's OK.

We can line it up again.
- No, wait a second, Pop.

It's my turn.

OK, Dave, anytime you're ready.

- I think it was
right about here.

- Oh, higher, Pop.

All I can see is my feet.

- Well I don't want
to hurt your feelings,

but I think your feet are
a little bigger than mine.

- How big a hole are
we going to need?

- Well, uh, 20" by 16".

That's the size of the screen.

- How about the speaker?

- Well, we'll have to cut
another hole down here

for the speaker.

- Well, come on,
let's get started.

This is the part
I'm going to like.

- Now, wait a second.

We got to find out what
we're doing here first.

- We know what we're doing.

We're putting a hole in the
wall for the television set.

- Look, you just can't
chop a hole in the wall.

We have to do it right.

Are you sure the linen
closet comes back this far?

- That's a thought.
Maybe we better check.

We don't want the back of the
television set sticking out

of the house.

- Why don't we just chop a
hole and see if we get lucky?

- Well, you're a real craftsman.

- There's one thing for sure.

Once we start cutting, we don't
want to make any mistakes,

have a big replastering
job on our hands.

- Not to mention the wallpaper.

- Well, let's not
talk about mistakes.

Let's just figure this
out so we don't make any.

- Hey, wait a minute,
I'll put the conduit

for this outlet runs
right up the wall.

We'll probably run right
into it when we cut the hole.

- We can't rewire
the whole house.

- And don't forget we have
to cut a hole in the attic

from the linen closet.

- What for?

- Well, for ventilation.

These sets put
out a lot of heat.

Look, I hate to
spoil all the fun,

but why don't we just plug
in the set like it is?

- We can't do that.

Your mother wouldn't like it.

It doesn't fit in with
the rest of the room here.

You know, come to
think of it, I don't

think we'd watch much
television up here anyway.

- Sounds like you're
given up the project.

- Well, not necessarily.

- Well, come on,
let's get started.

- OK.

- What's first?

- Well, uh, first, we
put all the tools away

and then we figure
out how we can get rid

of the television set.

- Well, that was quick work.

You guys finished already?

- Well, yeah.

- I can't believe it.

How'd you do it so fast?

- Same way he mowed the lawn.

- How's it coming?

- We're almost finished.

- Want anything from downtown?
- No, thanks.

- Well, I'll be right back.

- OK.

- What are you going
to do with this thing?

- Well, gee, I don't know.

Stick it in the garage for
the time being, I guess.

I hope you're not disappointed.

It was just too much work
to build it into the wall.

- Oh, no, I understand.

Well, bye.

- Bye.

- Hi, Mr. Nelson.

- Oh, hi, fellas.

- We need some more
boards for our clubhouse.

Do you have any?

- Yeah, I think we have
some over on the other side

of the garage.
Just help yourself.

- Gee, thanks.

- Come on, I'll
get them for you.

- Gee, do you watch television
while you mow the lawn?

- Oh.

Oh, no, that's just an old
set we're getting rid of.

- Could we have it
for our clubhouse?

- Yeah, I guess so.

I don't see why not.

- We'll give me $1 for it.

- Oh, no.

That won't be necessary.

- Isn't $1 enough?

- Well, oh, sure.

It's plenty, but--

- OK, that's a deal.
- No.

No.
Wait a second.

You can have it for nothing.

- No, we'd rather pay for it.

That makes it legal.

- OK.

Why don't you just owe me $1?

- No, I've got it right here.

Come on, you gotta take it.

A deal's a deal.

- Well, OK.

- Hey, what's going on here?

- Your father just sold us
a television set for $1.

- Gee, that's great.

- Can we pick it up later?

- Anytime you want.

- Come on, let's get out of
here before he changes his mind.

- OK, fellas.

He insisted I take the dollar.

Well, I'll get it
back to them somehow.

At least I got rid of
the television set.

- And made a nice
little profit, too.

- Obviously, I'll never
hear the end of that.

- That's all right, Pop.

We know your intentions
were honorable, even

if you do drive a hard bargain.

- The boys will have a
lot of fun with this.

- If it works.

- Joe said it works.

- Have you tried it?

- No.

And knowing Mr. Randolph,
that might not be a bad idea.

You want to see if
you can plug it in?

The cord's right back there.

- It's plugged in, Pop.

- OK.

- Gee, nothing seems
to be happening.

- Well, give it a chance.

These old sets take a
little while to warm up.

Here she comes.

- And there she goes.

- Yeah, I think you're
wasting your time, Pop.

- How about that Joe Randolph?

He sells me a set
that doesn't work.

And I paid him a
dime for this, too.

- Gee, you only
made $0.90 profit.

- Yeah, that's right.
- What are you going to do, Pop?

You can't give the kids
a set that doesn't work.

- They're pretty excited
about getting it, too.

- Well, yeah, but
you can't expect me

to have the darn thing fixed.

Look, fellas, how was I
to know it didn't work?

I'll call the repair man.

- How's that?

- Oh, that looks fine.

- Well, that's about
as good as I can do.

Picture tube's pretty old.

- Of course, it'll give
you a lot of service,

but if you want a
really good picture,

I advise you to get a new tube.

I've got a rebuilt
one out in the truck

I can let you have for $35.

- Oh, no, thanks.

I think this will be fine.

- Well, OK, then.

- Oh, how much do I owe you?

- Oh, let me see now...

Two tubes, a
service charge, tax.

Let's make it an even $15.

- OK.

Here we are.

- Well, thank you.
- Thank you.

- Say, do you want
me to help you carry

that set back into the house?

- Oh, no, thanks.

We're getting rid of it.

- Oh.

Well, thanks again.

- Yeah.

- All fixed?
- Yeah.

- What did it set you back?

- $15.

- Kind of ate up your
profit, didn't it?

- Yeah.

Come on, give me
a hand, will you?

I want to take it
over to the kids.

- Well, I thought they were
coming over here to pick it up.

- Yeah, but I want
to get it out of here

before something else happens.

- Hey, here's an idea.

Maybe you can charge the
kids something for delivery.

- That's a great idea.

- OK, you guys.

How you doing, boys?

- OK, Pop.

- Take it easy now.

Watch your step.

[cans clanging]

- Hey, what happened, Pop?

- I got booby trapped.

- Gee, it was Mr. Nelson.

- Got you, huh?

- Yeah, you sure did.

- Gee, it worked
great, didn't it?

- It sure did.

- Well, yes and no.

See, if I'd been really
trying to sneak up on you,

I'd have seen the
string and I probably

could have ducked the ball.

- You hope.

- Gee, maybe we better
work on it some more.

- Well, it's pretty darn
good just the way it is.

Oh, here's your television set.

Where do you want it?

- Well, just leave
it right there.

We're not quite
ready for it yet.

- OK.
Thanks a lot.

- Thanks.
- That's all right, fellas.

I hope you enjoy it.

- Bye.

- Hey, what the heck is that?

- I don't know.

It sounds like it's coming
from upstairs in our bedroom.

Hey, now, wait a second.

What's going on here?

- Oh, hi there.

You must be Mr. Nelson.

- Well, yes.

What are you doing here?

- Oh, just cutting a
little hole in your wall.

- Hi, dear.

Surprise.

- Harriet, what is this?

- Well, I know how
much you wanted

to have the television
set in here,

so I hired Mr. Jensen
to do the work.

- Don't worry about
a thing, Mr. Nelson.

I found the measurement.

- Wait a second.

Hold it, please.

Harriet?

- What's the matter?

- Well, I gave the
television set away.

- You did?

- Yes.

- Well, actually he sold it.

- OK, I sold it.

Wait a second.

On second thought, go ahead.

As long as we're going to
have a hole in the wall,

it might as well be a neat one.

- Can't you get the set back?

- Well, I wouldn't
even want to try.

The kids were so
happy to get it.

- Here's an idea.

You can get a picture
to hang over the whole.

- You're a big help.

- Oh, he means a picture
of a television set.

- I hate to say this, but I'm
afraid the only solution is

to get the set
back from the kids.

I hope they'll understand.

[phone ringing]

- Hello?

Oh, how are you, Mrs. Martin?

Oh, thank you very much.

Well, it's just an old set.

Well, they're a
nice bunch of kids.

Well, thanks for calling.

Bye.

- What was that all about?

- It was Barry's mother.

She wanted to
thank us for giving

the kids the television set.

- Oh, that was nice of her.

- Yeah.

- Hey, how about this?

We could put some shelves in
the hole and call it a bookcase.

- Well, why do that?

Let's leave it like it is
and call it an emergency

exit from the linen closet.

- I tell you what, let's
get out of here before you

and I have to go get the set.

- Best idea yet.
- I'll get out of here with you.

- Well, let's make
it a foursome.

I'm not going after the set.

- Oh, Mr. Nelson.

All finished.

There you are.

One hole in the wall, $25.

- Pardon me.

Harriet?

- Yes?

- Would you pay him?

I'm going to get our
television set back.

My wife will take care of that.

- Hey, we got Mr. Nelson again.

- How do you like our clubhouse?

- Oh, it looks very nice.

- Do you want to see how
the television set works?

- Well, as a matter
of fact, that's

why I came over here to
talk to you guys about.

- Why don't you sit
down right there?

You can see better.

- Oh, well, no, I just
wanted to talk to you

about the television set.

- But don't you wanna watch?

It's going to be a Western.

- Well, OK, but just
for a couple of minutes.

- OK, Buster, one
move out of you

and I'll fill you full of lead.

- Wait a second.
What's this?

- Don't worry.

They're only caps.

- I know, but what happened to
the inside's of the television

set?

- We took them out so
we can play television.

- Aren't you going to use them?

- Heck no.

We can do that at home.

- Besides, we don't have
any place to plug it in.

- Oh, well, look, if you
guys don't want the insides,

can I have them?

- Well, gee, we sold
them to Mr. Randolph.

- Mr. Randolph?

- Yeah, about a
half an hour ago.

- Oh, well, look, I'll see
you guys a little later.

I want to get these
wet clothes off

and I want to talk to Mr.
Randolph about something.

So long, boys.
- Bye.

- Bye.

Mr. Nelson.

- OK, Billy.

- Oh, hi, Oz.

Come in.

What are you all dressed up for?

- It's kind of a long story.

I'll get cleaned up
in a little while.

The kids tell me you bought the
insides of the television set.

- Yeah.
Here it is.

- Well, I thought you
wanted to get rid of it?

- Well, I did, but
I got to thinking

about the idea you gave me.

- What idea?

- To build it into the wall.

I think you suggested
I put it up over here.

- No.

Joe?

- Too high?

How about in here?

- Listen, Joe, we've got a
hole in our bedroom wall.

- Well, good for you, Oz.

But what's that got to do
with my television set?

- It's not yours.

It's mine, and I'm going
to put it in my bedroom.

- What do you mean yours?
- Just what I said.

It's mine.
You gave it to me.

- But you turned around
and gave it to the kids

and I got it from them.

In fact, it cost me $2
to get my own set back,

and I'm going to
put it in the wall.

- Will you listen to
me a minute, please?

- Now what?

- Harriet paid a
carpenter $25 to cut

a hole in our bedroom
wall and the hole

fits that television set.

- Oh, gee, I didn't
realize that.

- That's the reason I
just have to have it.

- Oh, well, in that case, of
course you should have it.

- Oh, well, thanks a lot.

- I'll be very happy
to sell it to you.

- Sell it to me?

- Yeah.

$20.

- Now, wait a second.

You gave it to me this morning.

- Yeah, but I found out
it works a lot better now.

- I can understand that.

I paid $15 to have
the darn thing fixed.

- Oh, gee, thanks a lot, Oz.

As soon as I get
it installed, I'll

have you over for
coffee and cake.

- I can't afford your coffee.

- Well, if I can't sell
anything, I might as well get

started.

- Harriet's going to
be awful disappointed.

Careful you don't
hit a water pipe.

- What water pipe?

- This is a kitchen.

There are water pipes
all over the place.

- Oh, they're all over
there by the sink.

- Hope you don't get a shock.

- From what?

- Well, there's an
outlet down there.

You probably run into
an electric wire.

- Oh, well, I'll just
move it over a little.

Yeah, that ought
to take care of it.

- Yeah, as long as you
know where the studs are.

- Of course, I do.

Besides, what difference
does that make?

- Oh, no difference
at all, I guess.

If the second floor
starts to sag,

you can always brace it up.

- You think you're
pretty clever, don't you?

I know what you're trying to do.

You're trying to get me to
give you that television set,

but I'm not going to do it.

But I may let you
have it for $10.

- Make it $5 and
you've got a deal.

- Sold.

Oz.

- How's that, Pop?

- Hold it right there.

That looks fine.

This is the life.

- Yeah, this is all right.

You know, all I
can see is my feet.

- That's your problem.

- You want to trade
bedrooms, Pop?

- No thanks.

Hey, where's your mother?

I want her to see this.

- Well, she made some
cookies and thought

she take some over to the
kids at the clubhouse.

- Clubhouse?

Say, does she know
about the booby traps?

- Gee, I don't know.

- We'd better go
over and tell her.

- Oh, thanks, but
you're a little late.

[MUSIC - RICKY NELSON,
"TRAVELING MAN"]

[SINGING] I'm a traveling man.

Made a lot of stops
all over the world.

And in every port,
I own the heart

of at least one lovely girl.

I have a pretty senorita waiting
for me down in ole Mexico.

If you're ever in Alaska, stop
and see my cute little Eskimo.

Oh, my sweet Fraulein
down in Berlin town

makes my heart start to yearn.

And my China doll down in old
Hong Kong waits for my return.

Pretty Polynesian
baby over the sea,

I remember the night when we
walked in the sand of Waikiki

and I held you oh so tight.

- Oh, I'm a traveling man.

Yes, I'm a traveling man.

Yes, I'm a traveling man.

Whoa, I'm a traveling man.

[MUSIC - RICKY NELSON, "HELLO,
MARY LOU"]

- Hello, Mary Lou.

Goodbye, heart.

Sweet Mary Lou, I'm
so in love with you.

I knew, Mary Lou,
we'd never part.

So hello, Mary Lou.

Goodbye, heart.

She passed me by one
sunny day, flashed

those big, brown eyes
my way, and, ooh,

I wanted you forevermore.

Now, I'm not one
that gets around.

I swear my feet
stuck to the ground

and though I never
did meet you before.

I said, hello, Mary Lou.

Goodbye, heart.

Sweet Mary Lou, I'm
so in love with you.

I knew, Mary Lou, we'd never
part, so hello, Mary Lou.

Goodbye, heart.

I saw your lips.

I heard your voice.

Believe me, I just
had no choice.

Wild horses couldn't
make me stay away.

I thought about a
moonlit night, my arms

around you good and tight.

That's all I had to see for me
to say, hey, hello, Mary Lou.

Goodbye, heart.

Sweet Mary Lou, I'm
so in love with you.

I knew, Mary Lou, we'd never
part, so hello, Mary Lou.

Goodbye, heart.

So hello, Mary Lou.

Goodbye, heart.

Yes, hello, Mary Lou.

Goodbye, heart.

[theme music]

- "The Adventures of
Ozzie and Harriet"

has been brought to you
by the Coca-Cola Company.

For that refreshing new feeling,
do as Ricky Nelson does.

- Have a Coke.

- This has been an ABC
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