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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,306 --> 00:00:05,309 [theme music] 2 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:10,532 - The Coca-Cola Company proudly presents the most famous family 3 00:00:10,662 --> 00:00:12,186 in America-- 4 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:21,064 Ozzie, Harriet, David, and Ricky, the Nelson family. 5 00:00:21,195 --> 00:00:23,240 Like a good many other American husbands, 6 00:00:23,371 --> 00:00:25,721 Ozzie is a valiant do-it-yourselfer, 7 00:00:25,851 --> 00:00:27,549 and with Grandma Nelson's old cuckoo 8 00:00:27,679 --> 00:00:29,855 clock that hasn't run in 30 years, 9 00:00:29,986 --> 00:00:32,380 he's got a king-size problem. 10 00:00:32,510 --> 00:00:34,947 But here comes Harriet with a king-size answer-- 11 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:37,124 king-size Coca-Cola. 12 00:00:37,254 --> 00:00:39,691 Yes, whenever you need real refreshment, 13 00:00:39,822 --> 00:00:42,477 you want ice cold sparkling Coca-Cola, 14 00:00:42,607 --> 00:00:46,437 with the cold, crisp taste, the lively refreshing new feeling 15 00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:48,135 that only Coke can give. 16 00:00:48,265 --> 00:00:51,051 And when you want more of the world's best refreshment, 17 00:00:51,181 --> 00:00:53,270 you want king-size Coca-Cola. 18 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:55,925 After you pour, still lots more. 19 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,840 A second glass for you. 20 00:00:57,970 --> 00:01:01,365 Yes, your family's biggest king-size refreshment value 21 00:01:01,496 --> 00:01:04,586 is king-size Coke. 22 00:01:04,716 --> 00:01:05,717 [cuckoo] 23 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:11,245 - Yeah, when you want to be really refreshed, 24 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:13,160 have an ice cold Coca-Cola. 25 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:16,293 - Make it king size. 26 00:01:16,424 --> 00:01:21,429 - And now, the Coca-Cola Company invites you to enjoy "The 27 00:01:21,559 --> 00:01:23,083 Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet." 28 00:01:26,434 --> 00:01:27,826 - I want to take this opportunity 29 00:01:27,957 --> 00:01:30,655 to welcome all the husbands here this evening. 30 00:01:30,786 --> 00:01:33,571 As you know, this is the first in our series of lectures 31 00:01:33,702 --> 00:01:35,921 and we hope you won't find them too boring. 32 00:01:36,052 --> 00:01:37,923 At any rate, let's give a nice round 33 00:01:38,054 --> 00:01:41,144 of applause for the men, shall we? 34 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:42,450 - Where's Joe? 35 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:44,016 - He had to go to a business meeting. 36 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:46,976 He said he'd get here as soon as he could. 37 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,586 - And now it gives me great pleasure 38 00:01:48,717 --> 00:01:51,502 to introduce our guest speaker for this evening. 39 00:01:51,633 --> 00:01:54,549 Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Hildegard Cosgrove. 40 00:02:04,472 --> 00:02:06,691 - Thank you, very much, ladies and gentlemen. 41 00:02:06,822 --> 00:02:08,171 It certainly is a pleasure for me 42 00:02:08,302 --> 00:02:09,607 to have been invited to speak here 43 00:02:09,738 --> 00:02:11,914 at the Women's Club tonight. 44 00:02:12,044 --> 00:02:14,395 The subject of extrasensory perception 45 00:02:14,525 --> 00:02:17,267 has been given considerable space in the news recently. 46 00:02:17,398 --> 00:02:18,486 - Oh, hi, Oz. 47 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:19,530 - Hi, Joe. 48 00:02:19,661 --> 00:02:21,010 - Is the lecture about over? 49 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,011 - Are you kidding? 50 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,273 It's just starting. 51 00:02:23,404 --> 00:02:25,057 - Clara said it started at 8 o'clock. 52 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:27,147 - No, no, no, no, 8:30. 53 00:02:27,277 --> 00:02:28,800 - Well, that's a dirty trick. 54 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:30,150 If I'd known that, I could have stayed a little longer 55 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:31,238 at the malt shop. 56 00:02:31,368 --> 00:02:33,457 Obviously, she doesn't trust me. 57 00:02:33,588 --> 00:02:34,893 - The malt shop? 58 00:02:35,024 --> 00:02:36,504 Well, she said you were at a business meeting. 59 00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:37,809 - I was. 60 00:02:37,940 --> 00:02:40,725 While I was down there, I paid my bill. 61 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:42,249 - In other words, you were hiding out. 62 00:02:42,379 --> 00:02:43,946 - Naturally. 63 00:02:44,076 --> 00:02:45,600 Who wants to listen to Mrs. Bradford tell about her trip 64 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:46,775 through the painted desert? 65 00:02:46,905 --> 00:02:47,732 - No, no, no. 66 00:02:47,863 --> 00:02:48,733 That's next month. 67 00:02:48,864 --> 00:02:50,431 - Oh, good. 68 00:02:50,561 --> 00:02:52,084 Well, come on, let's go back to the mall shop and wait. 69 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:55,653 - Joe, as long as you're here anyway, 70 00:02:55,784 --> 00:02:56,785 you might as well go in. 71 00:02:56,915 --> 00:02:58,961 - Well, what's the lecture about? 72 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:00,658 - Extrasensory perception. 73 00:03:00,789 --> 00:03:02,356 You know, ESP they call it. 74 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:03,879 - You mean that mind reading stuff? 75 00:03:04,009 --> 00:03:04,880 - Yeah. 76 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:06,447 - Sounds pretty dull. 77 00:03:06,577 --> 00:03:09,014 - Oh, look, I'll join you in a couple of minutes. 78 00:03:09,145 --> 00:03:10,364 - Where are you going? 79 00:03:10,494 --> 00:03:11,756 - Well, I want to get a drink of water. 80 00:03:11,887 --> 00:03:13,410 See, that was my excuse for coming out here, 81 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:15,499 and I always believe in telling the truth. 82 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:16,718 - Hey, that's a good idea. 83 00:03:16,848 --> 00:03:18,546 I'll join you. 84 00:03:18,676 --> 00:03:22,202 - Now which one am I concentrating on? 85 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:23,899 - The star? 86 00:03:24,029 --> 00:03:26,467 - Excellent. 87 00:03:26,597 --> 00:03:28,338 Well, that's 6 out of 10. 88 00:03:28,469 --> 00:03:29,818 Oh, thank you, very much. 89 00:03:33,909 --> 00:03:36,172 So as you've seen demonstrated here this evening, 90 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:39,567 ladies and gentlemen, most of us have extrasensory perception 91 00:03:39,697 --> 00:03:41,699 developed to a certain degree and some of us 92 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:44,528 do an amazing degree of accuracy. 93 00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:46,965 For some reason, which I shall leave to speculation, 94 00:03:47,096 --> 00:03:49,229 the ladies seem to have a higher degree 95 00:03:49,359 --> 00:03:52,014 of this extraordinary faculty than the men. 96 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:55,670 However, that's merely my own personal observation. 97 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,628 It's interesting to note that I have 98 00:03:57,759 --> 00:04:01,284 seen several authenticated cases where a person has received 99 00:04:01,415 --> 00:04:05,245 a hard blow on the head or some other similar shock, 100 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:08,770 and immediately following this, his extrasensory perception 101 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:12,861 or ESP, as we refer to it, has increased sometimes 102 00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:15,820 to an amazing degree. 103 00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:17,866 You understand I'm merely reporting this. 104 00:04:17,996 --> 00:04:20,956 I'm not advising anyone to take such drastic measures. 105 00:04:21,086 --> 00:04:25,221 I'm sure the results wouldn't merit the discomfort. 106 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:27,789 Furthermore, they're not guaranteed. 107 00:04:27,919 --> 00:04:29,530 Well, a little later in the evening, 108 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,836 I'm going to try to answer any questions that you may care 109 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:34,404 to ask, and I also have a few more case histories 110 00:04:34,535 --> 00:04:36,537 that I'd like to relate to you. 111 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:40,758 Meanwhile, however, I seem to be getting a very strong thought 112 00:04:40,889 --> 00:04:43,195 wave from this group. 113 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:48,244 You're all concentrating on the cake and coffee in the lounge. 114 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:52,553 So why don't we adjourn for about half an hour? 115 00:04:52,683 --> 00:04:54,119 - Isn't she wonderful? 116 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:55,251 - She certainly is. 117 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:57,035 - I'm not so sure. 118 00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:58,820 While I was out there, I took a look and we're having cookies 119 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:01,475 and punch tonight. 120 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:02,650 - Here you are, Harriet. 121 00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:04,913 Ace, deuce, three, four, five. 122 00:05:05,043 --> 00:05:07,437 - Thank you. 123 00:05:07,568 --> 00:05:08,917 - And remember, girls, no cheating. 124 00:05:09,047 --> 00:05:10,701 - You took the words right out of my mouth. 125 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:11,789 - Are you kidding? 126 00:05:15,706 --> 00:05:16,794 - Two. 127 00:05:16,925 --> 00:05:18,405 - Oh, no, it was three. 128 00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:22,670 - Oh, I almost said three, honest to goodness. 129 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,280 - Well, why don't we give you that one. 130 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:25,629 - Did you hear that, Oz? 131 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,676 - Oh, I sure did. 132 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:30,678 I'm thinking of a number, Joe. 133 00:05:30,808 --> 00:05:31,679 What is it? 134 00:05:31,809 --> 00:05:32,680 - Now let's see. 135 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:34,246 Don't tell me. 136 00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:35,247 I've got it. 137 00:05:35,378 --> 00:05:38,903 6,820,430. 138 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:40,122 - No, I'm sorry. 139 00:05:40,252 --> 00:05:43,995 It's 6,820,431. 140 00:05:44,126 --> 00:05:45,562 You missed it by one, Joe. 141 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:48,173 - I was going to say that, Oz, honest to goodness. 142 00:05:48,304 --> 00:05:49,914 - Well, why don't we give it to you anyway? 143 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:51,133 - Very funny. 144 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:52,874 - Ho, ho, ho. 145 00:05:53,004 --> 00:05:55,920 You're just jealous because Mrs. Cosgrove said that women 146 00:05:56,051 --> 00:05:58,183 have more ESP than men. 147 00:05:58,314 --> 00:06:01,143 - Well, you can always go on a diet. 148 00:06:01,273 --> 00:06:02,797 - Besides, that's just her opinion. 149 00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:05,060 In all the articles you read, it's mostly men. 150 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:07,584 - Naturally, but this was a Women's Club lecture, 151 00:06:07,715 --> 00:06:09,934 the first of a whole new series. 152 00:06:10,065 --> 00:06:11,501 - Don't remind me. 153 00:06:11,632 --> 00:06:12,502 - Wait a second. 154 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:14,199 How's this for an idea? 155 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:16,854 You girls say that women have more ESP than men, right? 156 00:06:16,985 --> 00:06:17,855 - Right. 157 00:06:17,986 --> 00:06:19,640 - OK. 158 00:06:19,770 --> 00:06:21,642 If Oz and I can prove that we have more ESP than you two, 159 00:06:21,772 --> 00:06:24,122 will you let us out of going to all the rest of the lectures? 160 00:06:24,253 --> 00:06:25,297 - Why should we? 161 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:27,430 - Yeah, what do we get if you lose? 162 00:06:27,561 --> 00:06:30,607 - Well, we promise to attend all lectures without grumbling, 163 00:06:30,738 --> 00:06:33,480 and we'll bring our own water. 164 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:35,090 - What do you think, Harriet? 165 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:36,091 - It's OK with me. 166 00:06:36,221 --> 00:06:37,222 We'll win anyway. 167 00:06:37,353 --> 00:06:38,267 - OK, it's a deal. 168 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,008 We'll both use the five cards. 169 00:06:40,138 --> 00:06:41,096 - OK. 170 00:06:41,226 --> 00:06:42,184 You know what I'm thinking? 171 00:06:42,314 --> 00:06:43,185 - Yeah. 172 00:06:43,315 --> 00:06:44,404 They haven't got a chance. 173 00:06:44,534 --> 00:06:45,405 - Right. 174 00:06:45,535 --> 00:06:47,929 - Big deal. 175 00:06:48,059 --> 00:06:49,713 You know what I'm thinking, Oz? 176 00:06:49,844 --> 00:06:50,975 - Wait a second. 177 00:06:51,106 --> 00:06:53,238 You're thinking you're kind of tired, 178 00:06:53,369 --> 00:06:54,849 and it's about time to go home. 179 00:06:54,979 --> 00:06:55,893 - Atta boy, Oz. 180 00:06:56,024 --> 00:06:59,680 You're really tuned in. 181 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:02,030 - Hey, you guys are doing a good job here. 182 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:04,598 When you're finished with your car, would you like to do mine? 183 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:06,164 - OK, Pop, we'll take a vote on it. 184 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:07,905 - Yeah, but let's make it a secret ballot. 185 00:07:08,036 --> 00:07:10,647 I may want to borrow some money for tonight. 186 00:07:10,778 --> 00:07:11,648 - Never mind. 187 00:07:11,779 --> 00:07:13,215 I'm sorry I asked. 188 00:07:13,345 --> 00:07:14,651 Where's your mother? 189 00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:16,044 - Now, wait a second, Dave, don't tell him. 190 00:07:16,174 --> 00:07:17,611 This will give him a good chance to practice. 191 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:19,874 After all, he's got the big contest coming up today. 192 00:07:20,004 --> 00:07:21,441 - That's right. - Hi, fellas. 193 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:22,529 - Oh, hi, Joe. 194 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:24,052 - What's going on? 195 00:07:24,182 --> 00:07:25,575 - Well, I'm trying to get a straight answer out 196 00:07:25,706 --> 00:07:26,707 of these two guys. 197 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:27,925 Where's Harriet? Do you know? 198 00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:28,970 - I don't know. 199 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:30,580 I'm looking for Clara. 200 00:07:30,711 --> 00:07:33,627 She came over here an hour ago to borrow some butter. 201 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:35,542 - Wait a second. 202 00:07:35,672 --> 00:07:37,805 It's coming to me now. 203 00:07:37,935 --> 00:07:39,589 I'm getting it. 204 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,461 They went down to the market. 205 00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:42,418 - That's right, Pop. 206 00:07:42,549 --> 00:07:43,419 - You're amazing, Pop. 207 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:44,986 - Well, thank you. 208 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:46,814 - Incidentally, Oz, this might give us a good chance 209 00:07:46,944 --> 00:07:48,468 to practice while the girls are away. 210 00:07:48,598 --> 00:07:49,512 - Practice what? 211 00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:51,383 - Our extrasensory perception. 212 00:07:51,514 --> 00:07:53,473 - Well, you don't practice it. 213 00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:55,170 Either you have it or you don't. 214 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:57,128 - Well, we all have it according to the gal down 215 00:07:57,259 --> 00:07:58,216 at the Women's Club. 216 00:07:58,347 --> 00:07:59,870 Let's go see if we can find it. 217 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:04,440 Hey, Oz. 218 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:06,181 The girls are coming. 219 00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:07,487 - Good. - All set in there? 220 00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:09,271 - All set. - How about the boys? 221 00:08:09,401 --> 00:08:10,620 - Just waiting for the signal. 222 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:17,105 Come on, girls, we're waiting for you. 223 00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:18,715 - What for? 224 00:08:18,846 --> 00:08:20,369 - To start the test. - Do you really want to try it? 225 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,631 - Sure. A deal's a deal. 226 00:08:21,762 --> 00:08:23,067 Can I take those for you, Harriet? 227 00:08:23,198 --> 00:08:24,982 - Thank you. - Well, come on into the den. 228 00:08:25,113 --> 00:08:27,724 I'll show you how we've got this figured out. 229 00:08:27,855 --> 00:08:29,683 This way, ladies. 230 00:08:29,813 --> 00:08:31,815 - Oh, I see you got it all set up. 231 00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:33,687 - Yeah, we've got five cards laid out here. 232 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:35,906 The ace, two, three, four, and five. 233 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:37,995 I figure one couple will go in the dining room 234 00:08:38,126 --> 00:08:39,997 and the other couple will stay here in the den. 235 00:08:40,128 --> 00:08:43,740 And that way nobody can accuse anybody of sending any signals. 236 00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:46,090 Harriet, why don't you and I go into the dining room? 237 00:08:46,221 --> 00:08:47,352 - OK. - All set? 238 00:08:47,483 --> 00:08:48,353 - Yep. 239 00:08:48,484 --> 00:08:49,398 Who goes first? 240 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,747 - Oh, ladies first, of course. 241 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:52,880 Holler when you're ready. 242 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:54,708 - I'll bet these cards are marked. 243 00:08:54,838 --> 00:08:56,840 - Clara, what difference would that make? 244 00:08:56,971 --> 00:08:58,538 - I don't know. 245 00:08:58,668 --> 00:09:00,670 - Now, look, I'll pick out a card, you concentrate on it, 246 00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:03,194 we'll see if Harriet can get it, OK? 247 00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:04,369 Are you ready? 248 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:05,370 - All ready. 249 00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:07,285 Set the first one. 250 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:09,984 - This one. 251 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:11,463 - Two. 252 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:12,987 - She says two. 253 00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:14,336 - Wrong. 254 00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:15,903 - Not so fast, Harriet. 255 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:19,123 Give me more time to concentrate. 256 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:21,212 - Ready? 257 00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:24,564 This one. 258 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:25,565 - Four. 259 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:26,696 - She says four. 260 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:27,784 - Wrong. 261 00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:32,093 - Well, how'd we do? 262 00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:34,051 - You got 8 out of 20. 263 00:09:34,182 --> 00:09:35,009 - That's not bad. 264 00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:36,053 - Not bad? 265 00:09:36,184 --> 00:09:37,359 That's darn good. 266 00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:39,013 - Well, you guys ready to give up now? 267 00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:40,057 - Are you kidding? 268 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:41,232 We'll show you what we can do. 269 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:42,277 - Oh, I don't know. 270 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:43,452 The girls did pretty well. 271 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,758 I'm not so sure we can beat them. 272 00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:46,542 - Oh, where's your confidence, Joe? 273 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,370 Come on, Harriet. 274 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:49,806 - Let us know when you're ready. 275 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,595 Let's see, which one shall I start with? 276 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:56,813 - I'll pick the card. 277 00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:58,423 - Oh, you don't trust me, huh? 278 00:09:58,554 --> 00:10:01,296 - That's right. 279 00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:03,428 - OK, we're ready. 280 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:04,560 - Four. 281 00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:29,106 - Four. 282 00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:30,238 - Right. 283 00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:01,965 - Unless I'm mistaken, that was 18 out of 20, right? 284 00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:03,097 - That's right, Oz. 285 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:04,576 Well, you girls believe us now? 286 00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:06,404 - Well, I have to admit, that's awfully good. 287 00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:07,754 - Don't forget, we win. 288 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:08,798 - No more lectures. 289 00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:10,017 - Well, all right. 290 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:11,322 - Unless, of course, you want to go. 291 00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:12,628 - Are you kidding? 292 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,456 - Oh, by the way, any time you girls 293 00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:16,588 want another demonstration, just let us know. 294 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,025 - Oh, come on, Clara, they're going 295 00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:19,287 to be insufferable all day. 296 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,468 - Well, nice work, Joe. 297 00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:28,165 - How come you missed two of them? 298 00:11:28,296 --> 00:11:29,601 - I did that on purpose. 299 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,255 I didn't want them to think we were cheating. 300 00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:35,738 - Very clever, Oz, they really fell for it. 301 00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,435 - I wonder how they cheated. 302 00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:39,655 - I don't know but they're not going to get away with it. 303 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:56,759 - Oh, hi, fellas. 304 00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:57,847 - Hi, Mr. Nelson. 305 00:11:57,978 --> 00:11:58,848 - Come on in. 306 00:11:58,979 --> 00:11:59,893 What can I do for you? 307 00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:01,808 - I want to ask you a question. 308 00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:03,157 - OK, what is it? 309 00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:05,637 - What am I going to get for my birthday? 310 00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:07,074 - Well, gee, to be honest with you, 311 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:09,119 I didn't realize you had a birthday coming up. 312 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,425 - You didn't? 313 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:14,559 I thought I told you to tell everybody. 314 00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:16,561 - Well, it was probably just an oversight, 315 00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:18,694 but if it's your birthday, I'm sure we can 316 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,043 arrange to get you something. 317 00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:21,828 - Oh, not you, Mr. Nelson. 318 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:24,918 I just want to know what my mom and dad are going to get me. 319 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,789 - Oh, well, gee, I don't know. 320 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,269 - Why don't you concentrate on it? 321 00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:30,358 - Well, I don't think that'll do much good. 322 00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,447 - Mr. Randolph said you have ESP. 323 00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:35,755 - Yeah, exdisaspeder subscription. 324 00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:39,541 - Oh, he did, did he? 325 00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:41,456 - Mr. Nelson? - Yeah. 326 00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:42,805 - Do you think I'll get a bike? 327 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:45,460 - Well, that's kind of hard to say. 328 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,462 - Can't you just read my dad's mind? 329 00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:48,855 - He's mowing the lawn if you want 330 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:51,031 to go over and stare at him. 331 00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:53,773 - Well, I don't think it would be fair to tell you 332 00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:55,296 even if I did know. 333 00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,124 After all, I wouldn't want to spoil a surprise. 334 00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:58,865 - Can't you just give me a hint? 335 00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,649 - Well, no, that wouldn't be right. 336 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,303 - Oh, hi, fellas. - Hi, Rick. 337 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:03,739 - Oh, hi. Where you been? 338 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,306 - Well, I just went down to get some ice cream. 339 00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:07,699 - Oh, good. 340 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,527 Wait a second, I think I can do a little mind 341 00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:12,052 reading right now. 342 00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:15,620 I seem to be getting a thought wave from Barry. 343 00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:19,537 He's thinking to himself, I wish I had some of that ice cream. 344 00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:20,538 - How about that? 345 00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:23,454 You're terrific, Mr. Nelson. 346 00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:25,326 I was thinking the same thing. - No kidding? 347 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:26,893 Well, why don't we all have some then? 348 00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:27,981 - All right. 349 00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:36,076 - Does anybody want some more of this before I put it away? 350 00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:38,208 - No, thanks, Mrs. Nelson. 351 00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:39,383 - No, thanks, Mrs. Nelson. 352 00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:40,558 - No, thanks, Mrs. Nelson. 353 00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:44,606 - You've had enough. 354 00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,610 - Well, how are you guys doing? 355 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,220 - Fine. 356 00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:52,744 - Oh, say, before I forget it, are you doing anything 357 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,659 this afternoon? 358 00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,270 - Well, not especially. Why? 359 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,359 - Well, Clara and I were talking to some of the girls, 360 00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:00,665 and they were so impressed with the amazing results 361 00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:02,711 you got for that extrasensory perception test 362 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:06,976 that we invited them over to see if you could do it again. 363 00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:08,717 - What'd you do that for? 364 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,458 - Well, you said any time we'd like another demonstration, 365 00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:11,981 just speak up. 366 00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:15,332 - Well, I know, but who's coming over? 367 00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,639 - Well, just a few of the girls from the club. 368 00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,467 - Oh, well. 369 00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:23,471 Oh, gee, I'm sorry, Harriet, but Joe can't make it. 370 00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:24,472 - Why not? 371 00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:27,867 - Well, it seems-- 372 00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:29,869 Well, see, I'm quite sure-- 373 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:30,870 [phone ringing] 374 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,784 - Oh, that might be him. 375 00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:37,267 Hello? - Oz. 376 00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:38,225 Now, listen carefully. 377 00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:39,487 This is important. 378 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,010 Get out of the house before Harriet 379 00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,620 has a chance to talk to you. 380 00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:44,840 I told Clara you're going to be busy this afternoon. 381 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,102 - Oh, hi, Charlie. 382 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,495 - No, no, this is Joe. 383 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,279 They're cooking up a trap for us. 384 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:52,239 - OK, Charlie. 385 00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:55,068 - Well, we can just refuse to do it. 386 00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:56,678 - That'd look too suspicious. 387 00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:57,853 - I suppose so. 388 00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,159 - What the heck? 389 00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:00,812 We did it before, we can do it again. 390 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,989 - Well, except that I can't find the boys. 391 00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:06,209 They went out someplace and I don't know where they went. 392 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,690 - Well, then that gives us a perfect excuse. 393 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,648 We can tell the girls we can't do it because we 394 00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,868 can't find David and Ricky. 395 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,174 - Are you kidding? 396 00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:15,653 - Yeah. 397 00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,307 Well, maybe you hadn't better tell them that. 398 00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:19,266 - Anything else, gentlemen? 399 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:20,702 - No, I guess not. 400 00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:22,443 Unless you'd like to crawl under our house 401 00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:23,923 with a stethoscope, a flashlight, 402 00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:26,534 and the end of a rope? 403 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:29,102 - Oh, he won't need the flashlight if he has the rope. 404 00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,843 - I'll be back a little later. 405 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,367 - Hi, Jack. - Hi, Dave, Rick. 406 00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:34,759 - Hi, Jack. 407 00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:35,717 - Say, do you have termites at your house? 408 00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,110 - No. Why? 409 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,546 - Well, your father's over there and he's 410 00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:39,808 trying to find somebody to crawl under the house 411 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,376 with a stethoscope. 412 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:43,377 - Dave? 413 00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:44,682 Rick? 414 00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:46,249 Can you come here a second, fellas? 415 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,250 - Hi, Pop. 416 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:48,556 - Hi, Pop. 417 00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,123 Well, looks like we're hooked again. 418 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:10,360 - Did you get it, Oz? 419 00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:11,361 - Three. 420 00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:12,406 - Right. 421 00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:13,798 - We got it made. 422 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:15,452 - In fact, why don't we get them all right? 423 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,106 - Oh, I think that'd be too much. 424 00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:18,847 - OK, we'll miss one. 425 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:19,848 - Or maybe two. 426 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:20,849 - OK. 427 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:21,850 [doorbell rings] 428 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:22,938 - Here they are. 429 00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,288 - We'll get it. 430 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:26,333 - Hi. 431 00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:27,508 - Hi, Clara. 432 00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:28,988 - Hi. 433 00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:30,206 - Oh, I'm so glad you asked us over, Ozzie. 434 00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:31,338 This sounds so interesting. 435 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:32,774 - Oh, well, thank you. 436 00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,254 - Well, I tried it and only got three right. 437 00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:35,646 - Well, that's the way it goes. 438 00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,431 It's kind of a difficult thing to analyze. 439 00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,781 - Well, come on into the living room, take your coats off. 440 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,304 - Where's Mrs. Cosgrove? 441 00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:42,262 - Oh, she's right outside, just parking her car. 442 00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:43,654 - Mrs. Cosgrove? 443 00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:44,742 - Is that the woman that gave the lecture? 444 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:45,743 - Yes. 445 00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,354 - What's she doing here? 446 00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:50,835 - Well, she's more interested in this than anybody. 447 00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:52,011 - Well, how about that? 448 00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,708 Mrs. Cosgrove is going to be here. 449 00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,144 - This is terrible. 450 00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:56,841 We'll look like darn fools in front of her. 451 00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,408 - Well, not necessarily. 452 00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:00,019 See, she's so wrapped up in this, 453 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,021 she may be easier to fool than the rest of them. 454 00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:04,719 - Yeah, but she might read our minds and know we're faking. 455 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,590 - Well, then we'll just stop thinking. 456 00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:07,983 - Are you kidding? 457 00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:10,116 We did that when we started this thing. 458 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,378 [doorbell rings] 459 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:12,857 - Oz? 460 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:13,989 Oz! 461 00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:18,254 Oh, hello, June. 462 00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:19,516 - Hi, Joe. 463 00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:20,865 - I see most everyone's here. - Yes. 464 00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:21,953 Go right in. - Hi, Joe. 465 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,216 - How are you? 466 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:24,652 - This is Mrs. Cosgrove. Mr. Randolph. 467 00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:26,045 - Oh, how do you do, Mr. Randolph? 468 00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:27,872 - How do you do? - Oh, I'm so excited. 469 00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:29,874 I'm looking forward to your demonstration. 470 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:32,007 Where's Mr. Nelson? - Oh, he's in there somewhere. 471 00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:33,052 Just go right in. 472 00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:34,792 - Thank you. 473 00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,185 - Oh, hello there. 474 00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:37,404 Come right in. 475 00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,580 How do you do? 476 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,625 [knocking] 477 00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,065 - Oh, hello, ladies. 478 00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:47,153 Won't you come in? 479 00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,028 How do you do? How do you do? 480 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,073 Won't you come in? 481 00:17:57,685 --> 00:18:00,557 Oh, hello there. 482 00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:03,169 Back there somewhere. 483 00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:04,866 - Would you sit right here, Mrs. Cosgrove? 484 00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:06,389 - Oh, thank you, Mrs. Nelson. 485 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,174 - OK, fellas, we're ready for the demonstration. 486 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,132 - Ozzie's ready. 487 00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:12,830 - Well, here we go. 488 00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:15,398 In order to make this more of a challenge, 489 00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:17,705 Mr. Randolph is going to go into the den, 490 00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:19,576 and I'm going to go into the dining room 491 00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:21,491 and receive his messages. 492 00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:24,277 - Oh, well, I really don't think that's necessary. 493 00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:26,409 Why don't you just sit here back to back? 494 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,890 It's a lot more interesting when we can watch you both. 495 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:31,893 - You mean keep an eye on them. 496 00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:33,460 - We were doing it the other way. 497 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:34,852 - The other way. 498 00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,245 - Well, then, it'll be interesting to see 499 00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:37,507 how you make out this way. 500 00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:38,856 - Certainly it will, dear. 501 00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,467 You sit right here. 502 00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:42,730 And, Joe, you sit right there. 503 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:43,687 - I'll get the cards. 504 00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:44,688 - Oh, I'll get them. 505 00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:45,689 - You will not. 506 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:47,082 You'll mark them. 507 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:48,736 - Clara, it doesn't make any difference. 508 00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,477 - You keep saying that. 509 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,435 - Pardon me. - Oz, where are you going? 510 00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:53,915 - I'll get the cards. - I'll help you. 511 00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:57,745 - Have a little patience, girls. 512 00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,921 I'm sure they'll be ready any minute now. 513 00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:02,271 At least, I hope so. 514 00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:04,012 - Boy, this is a nice turn of events. 515 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,101 - What are we going to do? - Well, I don't know. 516 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:07,494 - Why don't we just tell them we were kidding 517 00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:08,930 and it was all a big joke? 518 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,975 - It's too late for that now, with Mrs. Cosgrove 519 00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:13,064 and all the girls from the Women's Club out there. 520 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,066 It'd be too embarrassing to Harriet and Clara. 521 00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,416 - Is anything wrong? 522 00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:19,767 - Oh, we were just looking for the cards. 523 00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,160 - They're right here. 524 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,813 - Oh, yes. 525 00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:23,858 Thanks. 526 00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:26,817 Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. 527 00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:28,297 You go back in there with the girls. 528 00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:29,603 I'll pick these up. 529 00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,866 - Well, hurry up, everybody's waiting. 530 00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:33,476 - That was quick thinking, Oz. 531 00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:35,130 - Oh, yeah, but what do we do now? 532 00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:36,566 - Well, let's pick up the cards. 533 00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:42,224 Slowly, Oz. 534 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:44,618 - Well, we can't stall around here all afternoon. 535 00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,097 - Hey, here's an idea. 536 00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:48,404 According to that talk Mrs. Cosgrove gave, 537 00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:52,539 ESP is sometimes brought on or lost by a conk on the head. 538 00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:54,105 - Well, what about it? 539 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:55,716 - Well, if one of us should get a conk on the head, 540 00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:58,632 we can say we lost our touch. 541 00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:00,242 - Are you volunteering to get conked? 542 00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:02,636 - Well, of course not, I volunteered the idea. 543 00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:04,551 You volunteer your head. 544 00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:05,813 - Are you kidding? 545 00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:07,206 - Ozzie? 546 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,642 - We'll be right there. 547 00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:25,702 - What was the idea of moving that table? 548 00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,356 - I was afraid you might bump your head. 549 00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:30,664 - You were afraid I wouldn't bump my head. 550 00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:32,579 - Joe? 551 00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,537 For heaven's sake, come on out. 552 00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:35,756 Everybody's waiting. 553 00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:37,758 - OK, we're coming. 554 00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:39,325 - Come on, pick up a couple of cards. 555 00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:40,935 - What do you think I've been doing? 556 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:06,569 - Let's go. 557 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:07,701 - Here you are, Oz. 558 00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:13,054 - Oh, here they come. 559 00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:25,936 - We have cards the ace, the two, three, four, and five. 560 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:30,593 Just place them on the table for reference purposes. 561 00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:32,813 - It won't bother you if I take notes, will it? 562 00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:36,077 - Oh, it won't make any difference. 563 00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:39,950 - Actually, ladies, I don't feel very perceptive this afternoon. 564 00:21:40,081 --> 00:21:43,214 - Oh, come on, dear, you did it beautifully before. 565 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,782 - Well, OK. 566 00:21:48,611 --> 00:21:49,569 - Oh. 567 00:21:54,051 --> 00:21:55,096 - Did you hurt yourself? - No. 568 00:21:55,226 --> 00:21:56,227 No. 569 00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:00,144 I never realized you had such a hard head. 570 00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:01,145 - Me? 571 00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:03,757 What about yours? 572 00:22:03,887 --> 00:22:05,454 - I think I shook something loose there. 573 00:22:05,585 --> 00:22:07,195 - Oh, well, look, why don't we just forget 574 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,327 about the demonstration? 575 00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:09,458 - Oh, yes. 576 00:22:09,589 --> 00:22:10,459 - Oh, no, no. 577 00:22:10,590 --> 00:22:11,765 That's OK. 578 00:22:11,895 --> 00:22:13,767 We might as well get on with it. 579 00:22:13,897 --> 00:22:14,768 - Might as well. 580 00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:15,856 [doorbell rings] 581 00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:16,987 - Oh, excuse me. 582 00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:22,732 Oh, hi there. 583 00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:24,038 - Hi, Mrs. Nelson. 584 00:22:24,168 --> 00:22:25,909 Can I speak to Mr. Nelson? 585 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,520 It's very important. 586 00:22:27,650 --> 00:22:28,608 - Certainly, dear. 587 00:22:28,738 --> 00:22:30,697 Ozzie, Barry wants to see you. 588 00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:34,048 - Oh, well, will you pardon me for a minute, ladies? 589 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,531 - Hi, Mr. Nelson. 590 00:22:38,661 --> 00:22:39,575 - Oh, hi, Barry. 591 00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:41,272 What can I do for you? 592 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:44,188 - Could you use your extra suspension prescription for me? 593 00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:46,495 It's very important. 594 00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:47,496 - Oh, what happened? 595 00:22:47,627 --> 00:22:49,019 - My dog is lost. 596 00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:51,282 I looked every place for him and I can't find him. 597 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,328 Would you tell me where he is? 598 00:22:53,459 --> 00:22:54,938 - Oh, well, sure. 599 00:22:55,069 --> 00:22:56,810 In an emergency like this, I'll be glad to help you. 600 00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:58,812 - Do you really think you can do it, Mr. Nelson? 601 00:22:58,942 --> 00:23:00,422 - Well, I can certainly try. 602 00:23:00,553 --> 00:23:01,467 - Oz. 603 00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:03,556 - Please, Joe, don't interrupt. 604 00:23:03,686 --> 00:23:05,253 - Now, Barry, do you have anything 605 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,254 that belongs to the dog? 606 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,821 - I got his leash. 607 00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:10,867 - Let me have it for a minute. 608 00:23:10,998 --> 00:23:12,042 Wait a second. 609 00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:14,567 I'm getting it. 610 00:23:14,697 --> 00:23:16,090 You're in luck, Barry. 611 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:17,700 Your father just found your dog at the malt shop 612 00:23:17,831 --> 00:23:18,832 and took him home. 613 00:23:18,962 --> 00:23:20,616 - Gee, thanks a lot, Mr. Nelson. 614 00:23:20,747 --> 00:23:21,617 - OK, goodbye. 615 00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:24,490 - So long. 616 00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:26,230 - Did you really mean that? 617 00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:27,667 - Well, of course, I did. 618 00:23:27,797 --> 00:23:29,408 You don't think I'd fool little Barry, do you? 619 00:23:29,538 --> 00:23:30,626 A little kid like that? 620 00:23:30,757 --> 00:23:32,280 [phone ringing] 621 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:35,109 - And you're quite sure the little boy's father found 622 00:23:35,239 --> 00:23:36,719 the dog? - That's right. 623 00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:37,807 At the malt shop. 624 00:23:37,938 --> 00:23:39,548 - No, he just left. 625 00:23:39,679 --> 00:23:41,115 - At least that's the way the message came through to me. 626 00:23:41,245 --> 00:23:43,334 Right after I got the bump on the head, if you recall. 627 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:45,511 - Well, wonderful. 628 00:23:45,641 --> 00:23:46,512 OK. 629 00:23:46,642 --> 00:23:48,688 Goodbye. 630 00:23:48,818 --> 00:23:49,689 That's Barry's mother. 631 00:23:49,819 --> 00:23:51,386 She was looking for him. 632 00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:53,388 His father did just bring the dog home, 633 00:23:53,519 --> 00:23:55,434 and he did find it at the malt shop. 634 00:23:55,564 --> 00:23:57,697 - Oh. 635 00:23:57,827 --> 00:24:01,178 - This is the most amazing example of ESP in action 636 00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:02,397 that I've ever seen. - Here. 637 00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:03,485 Here. 638 00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:17,978 - Well, this has really been most enjoyable. 639 00:24:18,108 --> 00:24:20,110 And if Mr. Nelson doesn't mind, I'm 640 00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:22,199 going to mention this remarkable demonstration 641 00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:23,592 in my future lectures. 642 00:24:23,723 --> 00:24:24,680 - Oh, come on now, Oz. 643 00:24:24,811 --> 00:24:26,203 How'd you do it? 644 00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:27,901 - Well, I told you it was the bump on the head. 645 00:24:28,031 --> 00:24:28,902 - Now wait a second, Oz. 646 00:24:29,032 --> 00:24:31,382 Remember, this is me, Joe. 647 00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:33,080 - You didn't let me finish. 648 00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:36,431 It was the bump on the head plus one other little thing. 649 00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:38,651 I just happen to glance out the window 650 00:24:38,781 --> 00:24:43,917 and I saw Barry's father heading toward his house with the dog. 651 00:24:44,047 --> 00:24:46,528 - You old phony. 652 00:24:46,659 --> 00:24:48,138 Hey, wait a second. 653 00:24:48,269 --> 00:24:50,053 How did you know he found the dog at the malt shop? 654 00:24:50,184 --> 00:24:52,055 - Well, that was just a lucky guess. 655 00:24:52,186 --> 00:24:55,711 You know how that dog loves ice cream. 656 00:24:55,842 --> 00:24:57,452 - Oh, they're still here. 657 00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:59,585 - Well, dear, I must admit, you were just wonderful. 658 00:24:59,715 --> 00:25:01,064 - You certainly were. 659 00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:02,283 - I thought so, too. 660 00:25:02,413 --> 00:25:04,198 - Well, thank you one at all. 661 00:25:04,328 --> 00:25:06,766 - Well, you guys won, so now you don't have 662 00:25:06,896 --> 00:25:08,202 to attend any of the lectures. 663 00:25:08,332 --> 00:25:09,551 - Yeah, that's right. 664 00:25:09,682 --> 00:25:11,292 Come on, Oz, let's put the chairs back. 665 00:25:11,422 --> 00:25:14,730 - I must say you girls are being awfully good sports about this. 666 00:25:14,861 --> 00:25:17,298 - Oh, by the way, that's a subject of one of our lectures. 667 00:25:17,428 --> 00:25:18,517 - What's that? 668 00:25:18,647 --> 00:25:20,214 - The value of good sportsmanship. 669 00:25:20,344 --> 00:25:23,217 Playing the game fairly, never cheating in order to win. 670 00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:29,963 - Look, Joe, why don't we be good sports about this 671 00:25:30,093 --> 00:25:31,791 and go to, say, every other lecture? 672 00:25:31,921 --> 00:25:32,792 - Yeah. 673 00:25:32,922 --> 00:25:33,793 That's a good idea. 674 00:25:33,923 --> 00:25:35,403 - Good. 675 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,144 Oh, and there's another interesting lecture coming up, 676 00:25:37,274 --> 00:25:39,581 too, about happiness in marriage, 677 00:25:39,712 --> 00:25:42,018 that is based on mutual understanding. 678 00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:43,629 - And honesty. 679 00:25:43,759 --> 00:25:46,022 And not playing sneaky little tricks on each other. 680 00:25:49,983 --> 00:25:51,680 - Why don't we go to all the lectures? 681 00:25:51,811 --> 00:25:53,421 - Yeah, I think so. 682 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:54,814 - Isn't this amazing? 683 00:25:54,944 --> 00:25:57,468 You know, I guess I must have ESP after all. 684 00:25:57,599 --> 00:26:00,471 Somehow, I had a feeling that was what you were going to say. 685 00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:03,257 - Me, too. 686 00:26:03,387 --> 00:26:05,868 - How about that? 687 00:26:05,999 --> 00:26:07,653 - Well, should we go? - Where are you going? 688 00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:09,263 - Well, for one thing, we might as well 689 00:26:09,393 --> 00:26:11,526 tell Dave and Rick to come out from under the house. 690 00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:25,061 [theme music] 691 00:27:02,969 --> 00:27:05,232 - "The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet" 692 00:27:05,362 --> 00:27:10,106 has been brought to you by the Coca-Cola Company. 693 00:27:10,237 --> 00:27:12,152 - No matter what you serve in your sandwiches, 694 00:27:12,282 --> 00:27:14,154 always serve them with ice cold Coke. 695 00:27:14,284 --> 00:27:15,895 The best friend food ever had-- 696 00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:18,767 Coca-Cola. 697 00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:21,509 - This has been an ABC Television Network Film 698 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,772 Presentation. 48979

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