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- Oh, yeah, I realize that.

Oh, and next time, I'll try
to call you a little sooner.

OK.

Bye.

- No luck, huh?

- No, she's got a date.

- You can take your
finger away now,

unless you want to go
with the door prize.

How's it look?

- Looks very nice.

- You think the ribbon
goes with the paper?

- Yeah, I do.
It looks fine.

- You really like it?

- Well, yes, I do.

- I don't like it.

- I guess it doesn't
look so good after all.

- Look, there's a big
box with ribbons in it

in the hall closet.

Would you get it for me?

- OK.

- Well, I ought to keep
this thing up to date.

Two of these girls are
married, and three of them

have moved out of town.

- Having a little date
trouble this week, huh?

- Well, I guess you
can call it that.

I waited until the last minute,
and now I can't get a date.

- How about Joyce Maynard?

You haven't mentioned
her in quite a while.

- Well, as I remember, the last
time I had a date with her,

she and Ricky went
to the movies.

- Well, how'd that happen?

- Well, I got a cold,
and he pinch hit for me.

- That was nice of him.

- I'm not so sure.

I think he took her out
several times after that.

- Who's that?

- Joyce Maynard.

- Oh, yeah, whatever
happened to her?

I haven't seen her in months.

- Uh, Harriet, where did
you say that box was?

- In the hall
closet, on the shelf!

- There are a lot
of boxes up here.

- The big one!

Well, I see you found it.

- Yep.

- You look beautiful, Pop.

- Oh, thanks a lot.

- You ought to give
him as the door prize.

- I can't.

That's how I got him.

- What are you saving all
this junk for, anyway?

- It's not junk.

There are a lot of pretty
bows and things here.

- Yeah, but you've
never used all these.

I'll bet you've had some
of them for 10 or 15 years.

- Here's one that
says, "Congratulations

to the newlyweds."

- Does not, that came on a
Christmas present last year.

- Well, why don't you
throw this stuff out?

When you want some
ribbon, go buy it.

- Well, that's no fun.

- Hey, this looks like
a Christmas present.

- Where'd you get that?
- Right here on the floor.

It must have fallen
out of the box.

- Well, that's funny.

- Well, it probably got lost
under the Christmas tree,

and then when you scooped up
all the ribbons and stuff,

you put that in the box, too.

- Well, Merry Christmas
to somebody from somebody.

There's no card on it.

Maybe it fell off.

Maybe it's in the box someplace.

- Well, here we go again.

- Oh, wait a second.

- Did you find a card?

- No, but this is just a color
I need for the door prize.

- That's great, but
what about the present?

- I guess you might
as well open it.

- Yeah, I guess
we might as well.

- Careful!

Don't squash the bow.

- Hey, this is very nice.

- Yeah.

- The only trouble is it
could be for any of us.

- Gee, this is kind
of embarrassing.

- Sure is.

Somebody gave one of us this
beautiful pen-and-pencil set

and hasn't been thanked for it.

- Well, it's too late
to worry about it now.

Come on, let's get
this stuff picked up.

- Uh, Pop?

- Yeah?

- Well, this is only a
suggestion, but until we

find out who the
present belongs to,

why don't we leave it out where
we can all keep an eye on it?

- I'll second the motion.

- [chuckles] Yeah, it
sounds fair enough.

- Going somewhere, Pop?

- No, I'm just
looking these over,

trying to remember who
gave me what for Christmas.

I know I got quite a few ties.

And I figure if
I narrow it down,

I can find out who gave
me the pen-and-pencil set.

- Gave you?

- Well, or whatever.

Uh, I know your
mother gave me this.

And I'm quite sure this was
a gift for Mr. Randolph.

- It was from me, Pop.

- Oh, really?

- To me.

- Oh!

Sorry, Dave.

Oh, yeah.

Here's the one Mr.
Randolph gave me.

Looks like something he'd
pick out, doesn't it?

- Gee, I kind of like it, Pop.
- Oh, here.

Help yourself.

- Oh, thanks.

- Here, I'll take these two.

- Wait a second.

They aren't yours.

- Well, Dave's got two.

- One of these was mine anyway.

- Well, then here.

Have another one.

- Thanks, but I don't have
anything to go with it.

- Here.

Have a sport coat.

- Here's a pair of slacks
to go with that red tie.

- Oh, well, thanks.

- You don't mind, do you, Pop?
- No.

As a matter of fact, it'll
be kind of interesting to see

how those slacks look on you.

They're your mother's.

Did you get any ideas?

- Well, it can't be Clara.

She was pink and white
with silver dots.

- What's this?

- That's the kind of wrapping
paper she used for Christmas.

- Oh.

- And it can't be Sally.

She doesn't like green.

- Well, maybe somebody
gave us two presents,

and we didn't realize it.

- Yeah, that's possible.

- And now wait a minute.

What did Doc Williams
give me for Christmas?

- Gee, I don't know.

- Well, come to think of it,
he didn't give me anything.

I'll bet this is from Doc.

- Well, if it is, he's probably
been wondering all this while

why you never thanked him.

- Well, I thought he used kind
of a dull needle the last time

he gave me a shot.

- Well, why don't you call him
up and explain what happened?

- I suppose I might as well.

You'd think I'm crazy calling
him in April to thank him

for a Christmas present.

[phone ringing]

- Hello?

- Oh, uh, hiya, Doc.
This is Oz.

- Oh, hi, Oz.

What can I do for you?

- Uh, well, gee, I know
this sounds ridiculous,

but I called to thank you
for the beautiful Christmas

present you sent me.

- You mean last Christmas?

- Yeah.

Didn't you send me a
pen-and-pencil set?

- What's this, a
gag or something?

You know darn well we agreed
not to exchange gifts.

In fact, now that
you bring it up,

I don't remember even getting
a Christmas card from you.

- Well, I sent you a card.

I'm sure I did.

We always do.

- Well, now what's this
about a pen-and-pencil set?

- Oh, uh, well,
don't worry about it.

I'll check with you later, Doc.

Yeah.

So long.

Well, it didn't come from Doc.

Oh, hi, Joe.

- Oh, hi, Oz.

Hey, careful, that paint's wet.

- Hey, this is
going to look nice.

- Thanks.

I think so.

- It looked nice when you
had the Christmas lights

strung across there, too.

- I didn't have them back here.

- Oh, really?

I thought you had
them-- well, it

would have looked nice
if you had had them

strung across there.

- Yeah, I suppose so.

- Say, uh, speaking of
Christmas, last Christmas,

that is, did I ever thank you
for the beautiful presents

you gave me?

- Yeah, I think you did.

- Well, I wasn't sure.

You know how easy it is to
forget a thing like that.

- Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I guess it is at that.

- You don't do it intentionally,
but it just sort of slips

your mind.

And when a person gives
you a Christmas present,

you kind of feel he
should acknowledge it.

- Oh, sure, naturally.

Oz, will you hold
this for me a minute?

I have to see Clara
about something.

- OK.

- Be right back.

Clara?

- Oh, well, that
didn't take long.

Did you finish already?
- No, not yet.

Look, did you send the
Nelsons a "thank you" note

for the ashtray they
gave us last Christmas?

- Last Christmas?

- Shh!

Pipe down.

Did you thank them?

- 'Course I did.

- Are you sure?

- Of course I'm sure.

- Look, either you
did or you didn't.

- All right, I did, I think.

What's this all about?

- Well, Oz is outside, dropping
big hints that we didn't

thank them for the ashtray.

- We didn't!

- I thought you said we did!

- We thanked the Darbys.

They gave us the ashtray.

- They did?

- Or was it the Bensons?

Or was it the Randolphs?

- Clara, we're the Randolphs.

- I know that.

And what did the
Nelsons give us?

- I don't know.
That's what I asked you.

- You did not.

You asked me if I
thanked him for it.

- Well, look, what am
I going to say to Oz?

He's right outside.

- Well, you'd better
thank him for something.

- Maybe I'll stay
in here for a while

and then thank him for
painting the garage.

- It's very embarrassing
to find a gift

and not know who it came from.

- I can imagine.

- Well, to get
right to the point,

I know you gave us
those lovely towels,

but you didn't, by any chance,
give us a pen-and-pencil set

too, did you?

- No, we didn't.

- Pardon me.

I'll check you off the list.

- I did give Darb a
pen-and-pencil set

for Christmas, though.

- Oh, really?

- Yeah.

Say, you don't suppose he
gave it to Ozzie, do you?

- Oh, I don't think so.

- Now that I think about it,
I've never seen him use it.

How about that guy?

And I spent my last two books
of trading stamps on it.

- Grandma Nelson sent
me these slippers.

- OK.

- What did Grandma Haya give us?

- Toll House cookies.

We ate 'em the same day.

Well, that takes
care of the family.

How about the fraternity?

- Well, I didn't get anything
from any of the guys,

except for that deal where
we exchanged dollar gifts.

- Oh, yeah.

I got this back-scratcher
from Wally.

What did he give you?

- Well, don't you remember?

He gave me a note that said,
"I owe you a dollar present."

- How's it coming, boys?

You get any ideas?
- I don't think it's for us.

We checked off all our friends.

- How about you and Mom?

- Well, if it's
for either of us,

I sure don't know
where it came from.

- I have a suggestion.

Why don't we stop worrying
about where it came from

and decide who gets it?
- Yeah, that sounds good.

Let's toss for it.

- What about Mom?

- I'll, uh, toss
for your mother.

Well, she lost.

- Odd man gets a
pen-and-pencil set.

Heads.

- Heads.
- Tough luck, boys.

Tails.

Looks like I win.

- Uh, wait a second, Pop.

Just for the record, could
I see the other side?

- Yeah.

You guys sure are suspicious.

- Don't forget, we know
you pretty well, Pop.

- Hi.
- Oh, hi.

- Oh, hi.

- Well, congratulate me.

I found out who sent
the pen-and-pencil set.

- No kidding!
Who?

- Well, you see that number?

That's the salesperson's
number and the date.

They do that down
at the emporium

when they sell
something as a gift.

- Well, never mind
the big explanation.

Who's it from?
- I may not tell you.

- Oh, come on now, Mom.
Who's it from?

- Well, I figured that
if it had been charged,

they could trace it down,
so I went down there

and talked to the manager.

He was very nice about it.

- Uh, Harriet.

- Oh, all right.

Who do you think bought it?

- I haven't the slightest
idea, and I'm dying to know.

Please tell me.

- Joyce Maynard.

- No kidding!

- Joyce Maynard?

Who's Joyce Maynard?

- Well, she's a girl I was going
with around Christmas time.

- Oh!

Well, then the pen-and-pencil
set was for you.

- Yeah.

- Did you give her anything?

- No, I didn't.

- And you're still
going with her?

- No, and this may explain why.

- Well, at least this
solves the mystery.

- Now all I have to
do is explain to Joyce

why I didn't thank her.

- Well, lots of luck.

- Yeah, good luck.

- Uh, Pop?

- Yeah?

- My pen-and-pencil set?

- Oh!

Merry Christmas.

[music playing]

- Hey, Dave?

- Oh, hi, Rick.
- Hi.

Have you seen Joyce?
- No, not today.

- Well, I have to find her.

I have to thank her
for the present.

- What's your hurry?
It's only been four months.

- Well, I can't help that.

Besides, she'll understand.

- You hope.

- Well, it's the truth, and
I got you to back me up.

- You hope.

- What do you mean by that?

- Well, after all, I was
going with her first.

If I hadn't gotten a cold
and let you go out with her,

I'd still be going with her.

- That wasn't a very smart
move on your part, was it?

- Hey, Dave, Rick!

- Hi, Bruce.

- Hey, Bruce, you're just
the guy I'm looking for.

Have you seen Joyce Maynard?
- Yeah.

Last I saw, she was
heading for the malt shop.

- Oh, good.

- Oh, you heard
about it, too, huh?

- Heard about what?

- Oh, her folks just bought
a cabin up at Pine Lake.

They got a speedboat
and everything.

- No kidding?
- Yeah.

Darn it, and I had to go
get engaged last week.

I'll see you.
- OK.

- I think I'll go
over to the malt shop

and see if I can
catch up with her.

- Wait for me.
I'll go with you.

- OK, you can back up my story.

- Story?
What story?

- You're wasting
your time, David.

She'll never take you
out on a speedboat.

You catch cold too easily.

- That's what you think.

[men laughing]

There she is.

- Oh, yeah.

- And then Daddy said,
"If you're a good girl,

you can have the boat every
weekend of the months beginning

with J."

And I said, "Remember
now, Daddy, that

means June, July, and Jaugust--"
[laughter] "And Jeptember,

and Joctober."

[laughter]

- Something tells me the
word's gotten around.

- Well, go ahead.

What are you waiting for?

- Well, I can't talk to her
with all those guys around.

- Well, why not?
What difference does that make?

- Well, it's not only that,
but how's it going to look?

She gives me a nice
Christmas present,

I don't thank her for it,
then four months later,

when her dad gets a house at
the lake with a speedboat,

I show up with a big story
about suddenly finding the gift

in a ribbon box in the closet.

- Well, now that
you put it that way,

it does sound a little fishy.

- This whole thing is
your fault, you know.

- Me?
What did I do?

- Well, if you
hadn't caught a cold,

I never would have gone out
with her in the first place.

- You're kidding, of course.

- No.

Come on, let's get out of here.

- Hey, you guys.

Have you seen Judy or, uh,
Joyce, or whatever her name is?

- Yeah, she's right in there.
Can't miss her.

- Oh, thanks.

- What I don't understand is
how the present got over here

in the first place.

- I don't remember Joyce coming
over here at Christmastime.

- Neither do I.

- Well, I noticed a
lot of attractive girls

when you guys had
the open house.

- You sure did.

- A lot of them.

- Say, doesn't Joyce
have a younger brother?

- Yeah.

- Well, wasn't he one of
the kids who came over here

to borrow the basketball?

- You know, I
think you're right,

and that was just
before Christmas.

- It seems to me he
had a present with him.

- Well, that's
probably what happened.

Joyce told him to put it under
the tree to surprise Rick.

- It sounds kind of
strange, but I guess

that's what must have happened.

- Well, at least the
mystery's solved.

- Yeah, but a lot of good
that's going to do me.

- Hey, wait a second.

How does this sound?

Suppose you re-wrap the
pen-and-pencil set just the way

it was.

- In the same paper?

- Well, yeah, which you
have saved, naturally.

- Naturally.

- And then Rick goes over
to Joyce's house and hides

it someplace where she'll
be sure to find it.

- And you mean she'll figure
it never was delivered?

- That's right.

- Sounds dishonest to me.

- Well, let's put it this way.

It'll help resolve an
embarrassing situation.

- Well, you've
convinced me, Pop.

- Me, too.
- Me, too, Pop.

Ozzie?

Ozzie?

- Here you go, Mom.

Pop sent me as a replacement.

- Oh, put your
finger right there.

There you are.
How's it look?

- Fine.

You'd never know
it had been open.

- Did you call Joyce?

- I just thought I'd drop in
on her and take my chances.

- Well, if you get
caught, don't tell her

I had anything to do with it.
- OK, Mom.

- All set?
- Yeah.

- What kind of excuse you going
to give her for dropping by?

- What do you mean?

- Well, you have to
tell her something.

You haven't seen her in
three or four months.

- Oh, it hasn't been that long.

- Oh, no?

How long has it been
since Christmas?

- Well-- well, I'll
think of something.

- Oh, I wouldn't make a
big production out of it.

Why don't you just tell
her that you happened

to be in the neighborhood?

- So I thought I'd
stop by and say hello.

- Well, I'm glad you did.
Come on in.

- Oh, thanks.

- It's been a long time.

- Yeah, it sure has.
- How's Dave?

- Oh, fine.

- Oh, by the way, I
have some news for you.

My folks just bought
a place on the lake.

- Oh, isn't that nice?

- You remember my dad.

- Oh, sure.
Hi, Mr. Maynard.

- Oh, hi there, uh--

- Rick Nelson.
- Oh, sure.

You took Joyce to the, uh--

- Um, Rick hasn't been
here since Christmas.

- Now I remember.

How's the cold?

- Uh, that was my brother, Dave.

- Well, yes.
Yes, of course.

Well, now that I
straightened that out,

let me have your jacket.

- Uh, actually, I
can't stay very long.

- Don't be silly.

You just got here.

- If you let go,
I'll hang it up.

Nice seeing you again,
Dave-- uh, Rick.

- Oh, thank you.

Same to you.

- Come on and sit down.

- OK.

- Rick?

- Oh.

- Well, how have you been?

- Oh, uh, fine.
Thanks.

How have you been?

- Oh, just fine.

Would you like a Coke?

- Yeah, that'd be great.

- I'll just be a minute.

- Take your time.

- Well, hello, Dave!

- Oh, uh, hi, Mrs. Maynard.

I'm Rick.
- Oh.

Oh, of course.
I'm sorry.

Mr. Maynard tells me
you got over your cold.

- Oh, uh, yes, I did.

- Won't you come in the
living room and sit down?

- Oh, uh, OK.

- Well, here we are.

- I found poor Rick
standing out in the hall,

so I asked him to come into
the living room and sit down.

- Oh, thank you.

- Well, it was nice
seeing you again.

- Nice seeing you again.

- Oh, by the way, there are
some cookies out in the kitchen.

Why don't you get some for Dave?
- Rick.

- Rick.

- Would you like some?

- Yeah, that'd be fine.

- OK, I'll be right back.

Rick?

- Oh, uh, here I am.

- Where were you?

- I had to get something
out of my jacket.

- Oh.

Here are the cookies.

- Oh, yeah, they look good.

- Oh, just a minute.
I'll get you a coaster.

- Oh, thanks.

- Here you go.

- Thank you.

- How do you like our new sofa?

- Uh, you mean this is new?

- Yes.

- Did you get it
after Christmas?

- Yes, just a
couple of weeks ago.

How do you like it?

- It's, uh, very nice.

- That's funny.

It feels like a spring is loose.

- Oh, uh, would you
get me a napkin?

- OK.

- Well, why don't you
just buy some new ribbon?

- What for?

I've got a whole box full.

You know I never throw
away things like that.

- Does your mother
save ribbon, too?

- Yes, sir.
She sure does.

- Wait a second.
Now I remember.

It's on the top shelf
of the hall closet.

- Well, make up your mind, dear.

- Can I help you?
- Hmm?

Uh, no thanks.
- Well, I'd be glad to.

- Oh, that's OK.

It's no trouble.

- Harry.

- Well, I couldn't help it.

You can help me now, Rick.

- You really think it'll work?
- Well, I don't see why not.

They must have found
the present by now.

In fact, I expect her over here
any minute now to apologize.

- Apologize?
For what?

- Well, she turned
down a couple of dates

with me just because I
didn't thank her for a gift

I never received.

- Sounds good.

- I figure I'll
forgive her and let

her invite me up to the lake.

You know, actually, she's
a very attractive girl.

I don't know why
you gave her up.

[doorbell rings]
Oh, see?

What'd I tell you?

Here she is.

- Hi, boys.
- Hi, fellas.

- Hi, Mr. Randolph.
- Are your folks home?

- Yes, sir, in the den.

They're watching television.

Mom, Pop, the
Randolphs are here.

- Oh, hi!

- Oh, don't get up.

- What happened to Joyce?
- Don't worry.

She'll be here.
- I'm not worried.

[doorbell rings]

- See?

What'd I tell you?

- Hi, Rick, Dave.

- Oh, hi.

- Are your folks home?
- They're in the den.

- Hi, Rick.
Hello, David.

- Hi, Mr. Darby.

- Well, hello!
- Oh, hi!

- Hello, everybody!

[chatter]

[doorbell rings]

- This one's on me.

Oh, hi, Joyce!

- Hi, Dave.

It's a little late,
but Merry Christmas.

- What's this?

- Well, it's a long story.

See, I bought this
for you for Christmas,

but it was never delivered.

- For me?

- Yes.

- Oh!

Gee, thanks.

Uh, come on in.

- This is kind of embarrassing,
but I've been sort of upset

with you for four months now.

See, I thought you
received the gift,

but just weren't interested
enough to thank me.

- I'm glad we got it
all straightened out.

Would you like to go down
to the malt shop with me

and celebrate?

- Oh, I'd love to.

- I'll get my coat.

- OK.

- Shh.
- [WHISPERING] Oh, thanks.

Sorry, old man.

- [WHISPERING] That's OK.

Merry Christmas.

- Well, shall we go?

- OK.

- Well, why don't we settle
this over a cup of coffee

in the kitchen?

- Will somebody please
tell my wife that this is

the pen-and-pencil set
she gave me for Christmas?

- I distinctly remember getting
an ashtray from the Randolphs.

- We're the Randolphs.

- Well, I mean the--

- All I know is I sent
Oz a Christmas card,

and he didn't even thank me.

- Uh, don't worry, folks.

We'll get this all
straightened out eventually.

[music playing]

- Well, we hope you enjoyed
our story for tonight.

Of course, this
wasn't the first time

the Nelson family got
confused about presents.

I remember one
incident that happened

about 9 or 10 years ago.

David and Ricky had
saved up their money

to buy me a Valentine's
Day present.

Let's turn back the
clock, shall we?

[music playing]

- Put 'em back, David?

- Put what back?

- My unmentionables.

- You mean your shorts?

- Don't get personal about this.

- Well, if I had to
wear these things,

I wouldn't want to
mention it either.

- How much money do we have?
- I don't know.

I have to count it first.

- I'll help you.

- You count the pennies.

- OK.

1.

- 1.

- 2.
3.

- 15.
- 4.

- 25.
- 5.

- 35.
- 6.

- 7.
- 38.

- 8.
- 39.

- 9.

- 11.

- 10.

30, 13.
- 9.

- 30, 12.
- 6.

- Ricky, stop countin' out loud.

You're getting us both mixed up.

- Let's not count
the small change.

Let's count this folding stuff.

- Save it for later.

- Just leave it
on the bed, David.

- What's the matter?

Don't you trust me?

- Sure, I trust you, but
just leave it on the bed.

- I don't know what you're
so suspicious about.

Half this stuff is mine, anyhow.

In fact, I think it's all mine.

- It is not.

One of these dollars is mine.

That one, right there.

- How do you know?

- Because it has my name on it.

- Oh, fine.

I suppose you crossed
out "Washington"

and wrote in "Nelson."

- Look, David, it took me a long
time to save up this dollar,

and I want everybody to
know that it belongs to me.

- We sure have saved up
quite a bit, haven't we?

- Yeah.

We ought to be able to buy
Mom a neat Valentine's present

with this.

- How about a nice box of candy?

- Oh, yeah, the chocolate
ones with the fruit centers.

- Does she like those?

- I don't know, but I sure do.

- Listen, Ricky, we're
buying this present for Mom.

Do you think she'd like
a nice bottle of perfume?

- Don't be a dope, David.

You can't eat perfume.

- Listen, Ricky, we're
buying something Mom likes,

not something you like.

- OK, OK.

What are we going to get Dad?

- I was just
wondering about that.

I wonder if you're supposed to
buy your father a Valentine's

Day present.
- Well, sure.

Why not?

- Well, I don't know.

Valentine's Day is sort of
sweetheart's day, you know,

love stuff.

- Well, don't you like Pop?

- Well, sure, I like him.

I just don't want to
embarrass him, that's all.

- Well, we're going to get
Mom something, aren't we?

- Well, that's different.

Mom's your mother.

Boy's best friend is his mother.

- I thought a boy's
best friend was his dog.

- Oh, Ricky, don't be silly.

You know, the more
I think of it,

I think we ought to
give Pop a present.

What do you think he needs?

- Well, he could always
use a big box of chocolates

with the fruit centers.

- Oh, Ricky, don't be silly.

Think of something sensible.

- What about a belt?

- No, he's got a belt.
How about a pair of socks?

- No, he's got a
pair of socks, too.

- Well, we'll figure out
what to get him later on.

- How much are we going
to spend on Pop's present?

- I don't know.
Whatever it costs.

We want to get him
something nice.

- How much is that?

- I don't know.

- It seems to me that's
the most important item.

- Look, Ricky, when you
give a present to somebody

you like, you don't worry
about how much it costs.

- OK, If you say so.

I guess I'd better
leave the room now.

I don't want to embarrass you.

- What's this?

- I know you have one more
gift to figure out, sweetheart.

- They sure were a couple
of characters, weren't they?

Well, we'll see you
again next week.

Good night.

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