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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,219 --> 00:00:05,309 [theme music] 2 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:07,877 - Eastman Kodak Company is happy to bring you 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:11,098 America's favorite family, the Nelsons-- 4 00:00:11,228 --> 00:00:17,887 Ozzie, Harriet, David, and Ricky. 5 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,020 They enjoy good times together. 6 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:22,718 And like most of us, they enjoy good times over 7 00:00:22,848 --> 00:00:24,198 again in pictures. 8 00:00:24,328 --> 00:00:27,288 [fun music] 9 00:00:39,778 --> 00:00:41,476 - One good time-- 10 00:00:41,606 --> 00:00:43,217 - Deserves another. 11 00:00:43,347 --> 00:00:46,394 - And you can double the fun of any day's outing-- 12 00:00:46,524 --> 00:00:50,006 - With a Brownie camera by Kodak. 13 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:51,921 This Brownie Starmite camera, for example, 14 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:55,098 is the handiest flash camera Kodak ever made. 15 00:00:55,229 --> 00:00:57,622 - And it lets you get good pictures the first time, 16 00:00:57,753 --> 00:00:59,450 with no instruction at all. 17 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:04,325 - [giggle] Uh, no instruction at all. 18 00:01:04,455 --> 00:01:07,284 You can count on clear, bright snapshots in black and white 19 00:01:07,415 --> 00:01:08,720 or color. 20 00:01:08,851 --> 00:01:11,941 - Even color slides you can show as big as life. 21 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,509 - The Starmite camera with built-in flash holder costs 22 00:01:14,639 --> 00:01:16,337 less than $12. 23 00:01:16,467 --> 00:01:19,644 - Other Brownie cameras cost less than $7. 24 00:01:19,775 --> 00:01:21,646 - Remember, only a Brownie camera 25 00:01:21,777 --> 00:01:25,041 gives you so much pleasure at so low a cost. 26 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:30,264 - And now, Kodak invites you to enjoy "The Adventures 27 00:01:30,394 --> 00:01:33,789 of Ozzie and Harriet." 28 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:37,314 [cheerful music] 29 00:01:52,068 --> 00:01:53,069 - Here you go, Wally. 30 00:01:56,551 --> 00:01:57,900 - Hey, that was supposed to be mine! 31 00:01:58,030 --> 00:01:59,249 - Well, why didn't you catch it? 32 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:00,424 - Well, Rick got in the way. 33 00:02:00,555 --> 00:02:01,425 - Here you go, Wally. 34 00:02:01,556 --> 00:02:02,426 - Hey, be careful. 35 00:02:02,557 --> 00:02:03,906 I just had lunch. 36 00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:04,907 - Hi. - Hi. 37 00:02:05,037 --> 00:02:05,908 - Hi, fellas. - Hi. 38 00:02:06,038 --> 00:02:06,909 - Oh, hi, girls. 39 00:02:07,039 --> 00:02:08,171 - Come on, Wally, throw it! 40 00:02:08,302 --> 00:02:10,304 - Go on out, Fred! 41 00:02:10,434 --> 00:02:12,175 Watch this pass. 42 00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:15,526 7, 10, 15, hip! 43 00:02:15,657 --> 00:02:16,614 - Thanks a lot. 44 00:02:21,532 --> 00:02:23,317 - That was a good pass, Rick. - Oh, thanks. 45 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:24,622 - Well, what about me? 46 00:02:24,753 --> 00:02:25,710 How'd you like that pitch out of mine? 47 00:02:25,841 --> 00:02:26,711 - Is that what it was? 48 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:28,322 I thought it was a fumble. 49 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:30,019 - Jeez. 50 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,020 - Hey, is the fraternity party still on for this weekend? 51 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,239 - Sure. 52 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:33,849 - Well, is it formal or informal? 53 00:02:33,979 --> 00:02:35,285 What are we supposed to wear? - Well, anything at all. 54 00:02:35,416 --> 00:02:36,460 It's very informal. 55 00:02:36,591 --> 00:02:37,722 - Yeah, don't wear anything good. 56 00:02:37,853 --> 00:02:39,376 Just come dressed like you are. - What? 57 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:40,986 - Maybe that was an unfortunate way of putting it. 58 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:42,336 - To say the least. 59 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:43,859 - Well, how are you guys going to dress? 60 00:02:43,989 --> 00:02:45,077 - Just the way we are. 61 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:46,557 Of course, I may wear a clean shirt. 62 00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:47,906 I may wash my sneakers. 63 00:02:48,037 --> 00:02:49,560 - Sneakers?! 64 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:51,083 - Why don't you make a big night of it and wear shoes? 65 00:02:51,214 --> 00:02:52,433 - Well, OK. 66 00:02:52,563 --> 00:02:53,390 - This may turn out to be the high point 67 00:02:53,521 --> 00:02:54,565 of the social season. 68 00:02:54,696 --> 00:02:56,219 [chuckling] - Hi, fellas. 69 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:57,786 - Oh, hi, Dave. - Hi, Dave. 70 00:02:57,916 --> 00:02:59,048 - Oh, hi, Dave. - Hi, girls. 71 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,310 I'm going to take the car. 72 00:03:00,441 --> 00:03:01,529 I'll pick you up later this afternoon. 73 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:03,139 - OK. - Gee, you look nice, Dave. 74 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:04,140 - Oh, thank you. 75 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:05,141 - Oh, I love that tie. 76 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:06,186 - Thank you. 77 00:03:06,316 --> 00:03:07,535 I gave it to Rick for Christmas. 78 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:09,058 Well, I'll see you later. - Bye. 79 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,625 - OK, Bye. - Goodbye. 80 00:03:10,755 --> 00:03:12,279 - Now, why don't you fellas ever dress up like that? 81 00:03:12,409 --> 00:03:13,497 - Oh, we do. 82 00:03:13,628 --> 00:03:15,064 - Sure, at weddings, and graduations, 83 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,500 and Easter parades. 84 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:18,285 - Yeah, after all, a guy can't live in a suit. 85 00:03:18,415 --> 00:03:20,287 And besides, the only reason David had a suit on 86 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:22,027 was because he was going to work at the law office. 87 00:03:22,158 --> 00:03:24,291 - Well, just the same, he certainly did look nice. 88 00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:26,249 - Yeah, a lot better than the way you look. 89 00:03:26,380 --> 00:03:27,946 - Well, what's wrong with the way I look? 90 00:03:28,077 --> 00:03:29,339 - Well, your shoes need shining. 91 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:30,427 Your socks don't match. 92 00:03:30,558 --> 00:03:32,124 Your pants are baggy. 93 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:33,909 You're not wearing a belt. Your shirttail is hanging out. 94 00:03:34,039 --> 00:03:35,345 Your sweater is torn. 95 00:03:35,476 --> 00:03:37,478 And you have strawberry jam on your collar. 96 00:03:37,608 --> 00:03:40,307 - Well, other than that, what's wrong? 97 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:43,788 - The point she's trying to make is you look like a slob. 98 00:03:43,919 --> 00:03:46,835 - Well, you're not exactly ready for the Easter parade yourself. 99 00:03:46,965 --> 00:03:48,576 - Well, we've been playing football. 100 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:50,534 - How did we get started on this ridiculous conversation, 101 00:03:50,665 --> 00:03:51,883 anyway? 102 00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:52,928 - Your brother came by all dressed up 103 00:03:53,058 --> 00:03:54,103 like a department store dummy. 104 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,757 - Well, I thought he looked nice. 105 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:57,019 - I believe you mentioned that. 106 00:03:57,149 --> 00:03:58,542 - Well, he did. - OK. 107 00:03:58,673 --> 00:03:59,761 OK. 108 00:03:59,891 --> 00:04:01,458 - Well, just the same, it wouldn't 109 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:03,199 hurt you guys to dress up a little bit once in a while. 110 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:04,461 - She's right. 111 00:04:04,592 --> 00:04:05,941 - Well, as much as I'm enjoying this, 112 00:04:06,071 --> 00:04:08,073 I have to go to the library. - Me, too. 113 00:04:08,204 --> 00:04:09,510 - See you later, fellas. - Bye. 114 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:10,989 Bye. - So long, girls. 115 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,643 - Bye. 116 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:13,862 - What was that all about? 117 00:04:13,992 --> 00:04:15,429 - Apparently, we look like bums. 118 00:04:15,559 --> 00:04:16,995 - Well, I don't think I look that bad. 119 00:04:17,126 --> 00:04:18,345 - I don't think I do, either. 120 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:19,694 - Well, what's wrong with the way I look? 121 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:21,043 - Well, your shoes need shining. 122 00:04:21,173 --> 00:04:22,566 Your socks don't match. 123 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:23,741 Your pants are baggy. You're not wearing a belt. 124 00:04:23,872 --> 00:04:24,873 - OK. OK. 125 00:04:25,003 --> 00:04:25,830 I get the message. [chuckle] 126 00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:26,962 - Go out for a pass. 127 00:04:31,401 --> 00:04:33,098 - And then David shows up with his best suit 128 00:04:33,229 --> 00:04:35,362 on wearing a necktie, and from then on, the girls 129 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:37,102 made it pretty rough on us. 130 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:38,626 - Well, why didn't you tell them I was on my way to work? 131 00:04:38,756 --> 00:04:40,541 - Well, I did, but it didn't seem to do any good. 132 00:04:40,671 --> 00:04:41,803 - Well, I can see their point. 133 00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:43,892 You must admit, Dave looks pretty nice. 134 00:04:44,022 --> 00:04:45,197 - Now see what you've done? 135 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:46,503 You've turned my own mother against me. 136 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:47,765 - [chuckle] 137 00:04:47,896 --> 00:04:49,114 - OK, I'll take my coat and tie off. 138 00:04:49,245 --> 00:04:50,899 Don't want to cause any trouble. 139 00:04:51,029 --> 00:04:53,075 - I think it'd be nice if you left your coat on for dinner. 140 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:54,076 - Oh, come on, now, Mom. 141 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:55,512 Don't get carried away. 142 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:57,035 - No, I mean it. 143 00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:58,646 I think it's nice to dress up a little for dinner. 144 00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:00,909 I know my father always used to. 145 00:05:01,039 --> 00:05:02,519 As a matter of fact, so did your father 146 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:03,781 up till a couple of years ago. 147 00:05:03,912 --> 00:05:05,174 I don't know what happened. 148 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,697 - Neither do I, but I'm sure glad it did. 149 00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:09,178 - He probably decided he wanted to be more comfortable. 150 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,527 - Hi, fellas. - Hi. 151 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:11,528 - Hi. 152 00:05:11,659 --> 00:05:12,921 - Hi. 153 00:05:13,051 --> 00:05:14,226 Is dinner almost ready? 154 00:05:14,357 --> 00:05:15,227 I'm starved. 155 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:16,664 - Just waiting for you. 156 00:05:16,794 --> 00:05:18,405 - I'll just get cleaned up and take my coat off. 157 00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:19,623 - Wait a minute. 158 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:21,495 Why don't you leave your coat on? 159 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:22,496 - Well, what for? 160 00:05:22,626 --> 00:05:23,888 - For dinner. 161 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:24,976 - Are you kidding? 162 00:05:25,107 --> 00:05:26,543 - Well, no. 163 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:28,197 You always used to wear a coat and tie for dinner. 164 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,938 - Well, yeah, but that was long ago. 165 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:32,419 - Well, it wouldn't hurt you to do it again once in a while. 166 00:05:32,549 --> 00:05:33,811 Leave it on. 167 00:05:33,942 --> 00:05:35,422 - Harriet.. 168 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:37,119 Uh, Dave... 169 00:05:37,249 --> 00:05:38,903 Rick-- - Don't look at me, Pop. 170 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:40,340 - Oh. [chuckle] 171 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,254 [whistling] 172 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:43,647 - Hi, Wally. - Hi, Wally. 173 00:05:43,778 --> 00:05:44,648 - Oh, hi, Dave. Hi, Rick. 174 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:46,215 - Oh, where's your suit and tie? 175 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,869 I thought you'd be all dressed up for Ginger today. 176 00:05:47,999 --> 00:05:49,218 - Are you kidding? I saw her this morning. 177 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,611 She didn't say a word about it. 178 00:05:50,741 --> 00:05:51,960 - Well, that figures. 179 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:53,483 The girls get all excited about something 180 00:05:53,614 --> 00:05:55,050 and forget about it the next day. 181 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:56,225 - This must be a joke. 182 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,226 - Oh, sure it is. 183 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,401 They can't be serious. 184 00:05:58,532 --> 00:05:59,620 - What's this? 185 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:01,361 - Oh, here's the guy we want to see. 186 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:03,058 - Whatever it is, I didn't do it. 187 00:06:03,188 --> 00:06:04,668 - Weren't you talking to Ginger and a couple of the Kappas 188 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:06,104 yesterday? 189 00:06:06,235 --> 00:06:07,149 - Well, yeah, is that a crime or something? 190 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:08,759 - Well, it might be. 191 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:10,108 Weren't they talking about the sloppy way you dress? 192 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:11,283 - Now, don't get personal. 193 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:12,284 - What's this all about? 194 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:13,938 - Oh, get a load of this. 195 00:06:14,069 --> 00:06:15,375 - What's it say? 196 00:06:15,505 --> 00:06:17,333 - "Effective midnight tonight, all members 197 00:06:17,464 --> 00:06:19,770 of this fraternity desiring dates with the Kappas 198 00:06:19,901 --> 00:06:22,599 will be required to dress as follows, all dances-- 199 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:25,297 dark suit, white shirt, and conservative tie." 200 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:26,603 - Conservative? 201 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:28,431 - That means no ties with hula dancers. 202 00:06:28,562 --> 00:06:30,128 - [chuckle] 203 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:33,175 - "Plays and concerts-- dark suit, white shirt, and tie. 204 00:06:33,305 --> 00:06:35,612 Dinner dates at country clubs-- dark suit, white shirt, 205 00:06:35,743 --> 00:06:37,222 and tie. 206 00:06:37,353 --> 00:06:38,833 Dinner dates at restaurants-- dark suit, white shirt, 207 00:06:38,963 --> 00:06:39,877 and tie. 208 00:06:40,008 --> 00:06:41,879 Dinner dates at drugstore-- 209 00:06:42,010 --> 00:06:43,185 not acceptable." 210 00:06:43,315 --> 00:06:44,882 - Oh, who do they think they are? 211 00:06:45,013 --> 00:06:46,362 - Wait till you hear the rest of it. 212 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:48,103 "Movies and sports events-- 213 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:50,279 sport jacket, white shirt, and tie." 214 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,802 - Oh, well, there's a change for you. 215 00:06:51,933 --> 00:06:54,196 - Yeah, very big of 'em. 216 00:06:54,326 --> 00:06:56,503 - There must be some place I can go. 217 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:59,549 "Bowling, ice skating, picnics, et cetera-- sweater, 218 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,029 white shirt, and tie." 219 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:02,857 - Big deal. 220 00:07:02,987 --> 00:07:04,641 - No matter what we do, we got to wear a white shirt and tie. 221 00:07:04,772 --> 00:07:05,816 - No, here's one. 222 00:07:05,947 --> 00:07:07,383 "Swimming dates-- bathing suits." 223 00:07:07,514 --> 00:07:08,776 - Well, hooray for that. 224 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:10,212 - What are we going to do with this thing 225 00:07:10,342 --> 00:07:11,605 before we tear it up? - Well, wait a minute. 226 00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:12,910 We can't tear it up. 227 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:13,694 How are we going to know what to wear? 228 00:07:13,824 --> 00:07:14,782 - Are you kidding? 229 00:07:14,912 --> 00:07:16,131 - Oh, get the fink here! 230 00:07:16,261 --> 00:07:17,611 - Now, wait a second. 231 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:19,439 It's all right for you guys, but my girl just 232 00:07:19,569 --> 00:07:21,658 bought a new convertible. I don't want to lose her now. 233 00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:23,573 - Well, they can't be serious with this thing. 234 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:24,661 - No, it's probably a joke. 235 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:26,446 - It must be. 236 00:07:26,576 --> 00:07:28,230 Do you realize that there are more white shirts on that list 237 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,101 and there are in the whole fraternity house? 238 00:07:30,232 --> 00:07:31,799 - Well, what are we going to do about it? 239 00:07:31,929 --> 00:07:33,627 - Oh, nothing. Let's forget it. 240 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:35,585 How'd it get up on the bulletin board, anyway? 241 00:07:35,716 --> 00:07:37,239 - One of the girls in the Kappa house 242 00:07:37,369 --> 00:07:38,980 must have put it up there. - Well, how's that possible? 243 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:40,372 They're not allowed in here. 244 00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:41,896 - Yeah, how'd the girls get in here, anyway? 245 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:43,593 - Girls in here? 246 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:44,681 - [chuckle] 247 00:07:45,987 --> 00:07:47,423 - Where are you guys going tonight? 248 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:49,251 - We're going bowling. - Are you going take dates? 249 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:50,513 - Yeah. 250 00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:51,775 - Well, you're not dressed properly. 251 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:53,211 According to this, you're supposed 252 00:07:53,342 --> 00:07:55,300 to be wearing sweaters, white shirts, and ties. 253 00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:56,388 - Yeah, how about that? 254 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:57,912 - Yeah, we read that, too, Pop. 255 00:07:58,042 --> 00:07:59,740 - Well, you're not wearing sweaters, white shirts, 256 00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:00,741 and ties. 257 00:08:00,871 --> 00:08:02,003 - No, we don't intend to. 258 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:03,744 It's just a gag, Pop. 259 00:08:03,874 --> 00:08:07,051 - Well, even so, aren't you guys living kind of dangerously? 260 00:08:07,182 --> 00:08:09,750 Don't forget the feminine mind is a strange thing. 261 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,795 They're just crazy enough to mean this. 262 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:12,927 - Who's crazy? 263 00:08:13,057 --> 00:08:14,537 - The girls at the Kappa house. 264 00:08:14,668 --> 00:08:16,408 Have you seen this ridiculous list they've made out? 265 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:18,367 - Yes, and I don't think it's ridiculous at all. 266 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,890 I think it makes a lot of sense. 267 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:21,457 - But times have changed. 268 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:23,503 People dress a lot more casually than they used to. 269 00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:24,982 - Well, maybe so, but that doesn't 270 00:08:25,113 --> 00:08:26,854 mean you can't get dressed up once in a while. 271 00:08:26,984 --> 00:08:28,333 - Well, this isn't once in a while, 272 00:08:28,464 --> 00:08:30,292 this is every time they step out of the house. 273 00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:31,989 - You mean you think it's too much trouble for the boys 274 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,208 to put on a tie? 275 00:08:33,338 --> 00:08:34,209 - To go bowling? 276 00:08:34,339 --> 00:08:35,427 - Why not? 277 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:36,777 - Well, I think I look all right. 278 00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:37,952 I'm wearing a clean shirt. 279 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:39,867 My pants are reasonably pressed. 280 00:08:39,997 --> 00:08:45,394 And my shoes-- my shoes are shined. 281 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,395 - Well, let's face it. 282 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,527 You're lovely. 283 00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:48,876 - Thank you. 284 00:08:49,006 --> 00:08:50,094 - Well, shall we go find out if we still 285 00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:51,052 have dates for tonight? 286 00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:52,140 - OK, good night. 287 00:08:52,270 --> 00:08:53,141 - Good night. 288 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:54,664 - Good night. 289 00:08:54,795 --> 00:08:55,578 - There's some more coffee out in the kitchen. 290 00:08:55,709 --> 00:08:56,797 You want some? 291 00:08:56,927 --> 00:08:58,102 - Well, on one condition. 292 00:08:58,233 --> 00:08:59,626 I don't have to put on a suit and tie. 293 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:07,721 - That's a good shot, Dave. 294 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:08,722 - Oh, thanks. 295 00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:09,723 I can use it. 296 00:09:09,853 --> 00:09:10,724 - You're up, Diane. 297 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:12,073 - Again? 298 00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:13,857 - Yeah, that's the way it goes. You bowl. 299 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:14,858 Ricky bowls. 300 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:16,730 Roberta bowls. I bowl. 301 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:17,861 And you bowl again. 302 00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:20,385 - Oh, thank you. 303 00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:23,345 - Oh, by the way, that list you girls put up 304 00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:24,651 on the bulletin board-- 305 00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:25,956 - Oh, well, what about it? 306 00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:27,958 - Well, that was a pretty funny joke. 307 00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:30,134 - [giggles] Well, I'm glad you liked it. 308 00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:32,136 - Yeah, some of the guys almost fell for it. 309 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:33,181 - Oh, good. 310 00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:34,399 - Who made it up, anyway? 311 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:36,314 - Oh, we all worked on it together. 312 00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:37,359 - Hey, I got a nine. 313 00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:38,403 - Well, good. 314 00:09:38,534 --> 00:09:39,840 We have one more ball coming. 315 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:41,885 - Oh, I don't think I have time. Do I, Roberta? 316 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:42,886 - Oh, no, you haven't. 317 00:09:43,017 --> 00:09:44,279 It's almost twelve o'clock. 318 00:09:44,409 --> 00:09:45,280 - What difference does that make? 319 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:46,542 The alleys stay open all night. 320 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:47,848 - Well, you read the note. 321 00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:49,414 The rules go into effect at midnight. 322 00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:51,547 Do you have white shirts and ties with you? 323 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:52,940 - Oh, sure. 324 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:55,159 We have them hidden in the bowling balls. 325 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,031 - You must be kidding. - No, I mean it. 326 00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:59,076 If you don't have white shirts and ties with you, 327 00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:00,774 we have to go back to the sorority house. 328 00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:02,689 - Well, suppose we refuse to drive you home 329 00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:04,429 until you finish the game. 330 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:06,997 - Well, we sort of expected that. 331 00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:10,000 We have some pledges waiting out front for us in a car. 332 00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:11,654 - You're kidding. - No, we're not. 333 00:10:11,785 --> 00:10:12,655 - Good night, fellas. 334 00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:14,178 No hard feelings. 335 00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:16,050 It's just that we girls agreed to stick together. 336 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:17,704 - Good night! 337 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:18,792 - Roberta? 338 00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:26,408 - Oh, I love you. 339 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,671 I love you. 340 00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:31,935 I love you. 341 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:34,764 Oh, I love you. 342 00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:41,205 - Say, what time is it? 343 00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:42,598 - It's exactly midnight. 344 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,429 - Goodnight. - Hey, Betty, where you going? 345 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:48,648 - It's twelve o'clock, girls. 346 00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:50,171 - Hey, Betty! 347 00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:51,520 - Hey, Mabel, where you going? 348 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,914 [playful music] 349 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:55,045 [honk] 350 00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:14,717 - Hey, Dave, Rick, over here. 351 00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:15,979 - You guys got the axe, too, huh? 352 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,502 - Yeah, what else? 353 00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:18,939 - You should have seen it, a beautiful light blue 354 00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:20,462 convertible with real leather seats. 355 00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:22,246 - Well, I don't understand how it happened. 356 00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:23,770 - Well, evidently they're serious about this. 357 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,467 - Well, what are we going to do about it? 358 00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:26,773 - That's a good question. 359 00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:28,122 - Well, there's one consolation. 360 00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:29,732 At least we're all on the same boat. 361 00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:30,733 - I don't see Wally. 362 00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:31,952 He had a date tonight. 363 00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:33,693 - Yeah. 364 00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:35,216 Hey, you don't suppose he chickened out and wore a tie, 365 00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:36,478 do you? - Hiya, fellas. 366 00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:39,220 [laughing] 367 00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:40,700 Well, don't just sit there and stare. 368 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:41,788 Somebody get an eraser. 369 00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:57,586 - You know, the more I think about, 370 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,893 those girls had a lot of nerve pulling a stunt like that. 371 00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:02,547 - I think it was a pretty smart move. 372 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:04,767 What do you think the boys are going to do about it? 373 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:07,030 - Well, I don't know, but I know what I'd do about it. 374 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:10,077 I'd just call their bluff and wear whatever I wanted to wear. 375 00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:11,687 - You'd be making a big mistake. 376 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,689 Never underestimate the power of a woman. 377 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,692 - The boys will come around quicker than you think. 378 00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,694 - Which reminds me, where are the boys? 379 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,087 They'll be late for their classes. 380 00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:21,131 - Morning. 381 00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:22,611 - Oh, hi, Dave, Rick. 382 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:23,612 - Morning, boys. 383 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:24,744 - Morning, Mom. 384 00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:30,924 - You see? 385 00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:32,664 Never underestimate the stubbornness of a man. 386 00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:33,796 - Give them time. 387 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,189 They'll come around. 388 00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:37,147 - I wouldn't bet on that if I were you, Mom. 389 00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:39,149 - Yeah, we've decided to fight this thing. 390 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,498 - OK, I'm outnumbered. 391 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,805 But I think you're making a big mistake. 392 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:45,199 - How long do you figure this will last, Dave? 393 00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:46,635 - Oh, not too long. 394 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,376 We've got a big party coming up next weekend, 395 00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:50,421 and the girls will come to their senses by then. 396 00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:51,422 - You hope. 397 00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,120 - Oh, well, they will. 398 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,948 They won't want to take a chance on missing the party. 399 00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:56,776 - Suppose they decide to hold out on you? 400 00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:57,777 - Oh, come on, now, Mom. 401 00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:00,127 That's negative thinking. 402 00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:01,911 - OK, we'll see. 403 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:04,261 Oh, by the way, speaking of parties, don't forget 404 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:06,437 you promised to take me out to dinner Friday night. 405 00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,135 - Well, you underestimate me. 406 00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:10,354 I've even picked out a wonderful place for us to go. 407 00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:11,355 - You're kidding. 408 00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:12,530 - No, honest. 409 00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:15,011 - Where is it? 410 00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:16,970 - Look, why don't you let me surprise you? 411 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,841 - Surprise me now. 412 00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:23,280 - [chuckle] OK, I was thinking of Sam's Spaghetti Palace. 413 00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,761 - Oh. 414 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:28,764 - [chuckle] That wasn't exactly the reaction I expected. 415 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,505 You always said you liked the food there. 416 00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,855 - Well, yes, but I was hoping we could go someplace where 417 00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:34,074 I could dress up a little. 418 00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:35,858 - Oh? 419 00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:37,817 - In fact, Clara said she and Joe stopped by the Embassy room 420 00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:39,557 the other night, and it was just beautiful. 421 00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:41,255 It's all been redecorated. 422 00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,257 They have new carpets, and the most beautiful chandelier 423 00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:44,519 imported from Italy. 424 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,303 - Well, yeah, but how was the food? 425 00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:47,609 - Well, they couldn't eat there. 426 00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:50,307 Joe wasn't wearing a tie. 427 00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:53,920 - Hey, maybe Mr. Randolph would like to join our fraternity. 428 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,270 - Well, I'd still like to go there Friday night. 429 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,488 - Well, what about Sam's? 430 00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:58,707 I'd like to go there. 431 00:13:58,838 --> 00:13:59,969 - Who do you think will win, David? 432 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,884 - Oh, it's hard to say. 433 00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:04,104 Pop's got the weight advantage, but Mom may dazzle him 434 00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:05,235 with her footwork. 435 00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:06,280 Pack it up, you guys. 436 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,021 You'll be late. 437 00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,023 - Oh, hey, so will I. Look, I'll tell you what I'll do. 438 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:12,329 If the sorority girls win out and the fellas 439 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:14,636 have to wear ties, I'll dress up and take you 440 00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,377 to the Embassy room. 441 00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:19,336 But if the guys win out, we dress casually and go to Sam's. 442 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:20,903 How about it? - That's not a bet. 443 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,339 It's a sure thing. I'll take it. 444 00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:23,732 - Good. 445 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:24,907 It's a pleasure to take advantage of you. 446 00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:27,040 - Well, we'll see. 447 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:29,259 Oh, before you go, would you get your dark suit out? 448 00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:30,913 I'll take it down and get it pressed. 449 00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:32,001 - OK. 450 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:34,786 - Hiya, fellas. 451 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,223 - Hi, Wally - Any news? 452 00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:37,789 - About what? 453 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,182 - Well, the girls and their ridiculous manifesto. 454 00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:40,705 What else? - Well, I saw Roberta. 455 00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:42,359 - What'd she say? 456 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:43,708 - Well, she said they'd come to the party Friday night. 457 00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,145 - Oh! 458 00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:46,581 - If we wore dark suits, white shirts, and ties. 459 00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,496 - Well, there, you see? They're weakening. 460 00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:49,758 - Now how do you figure that? 461 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,629 - Well, at least they're talking to us. 462 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,283 - Hey, you guys, we've got visitors. 463 00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:54,458 - Who? - The girls. 464 00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:55,633 - Oh, what did I tell you? 465 00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,157 We've won already. 466 00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:59,289 All right, let's go out and be gracious about it. 467 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,030 - Wally. - Yeah, let's be good winners. 468 00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:02,031 - Wally. 469 00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,424 - What are we waiting for? 470 00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:04,555 - Hey, you guys? 471 00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:21,572 - Well, that's the trouble with Ginger. 472 00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:25,098 She takes things so personally. 473 00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:26,838 - What are you fellas going to have? 474 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,492 - What's the matter? What are you whispering for? 475 00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,364 - Well, I'm not sure I should serve you guys. 476 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:31,974 I might get picketed by the Kappas. 477 00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:34,020 - Why don't you take a chance and serve us anyway? 478 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,717 I'll have a hamburger and a Coke. 479 00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,371 - Same here. - Yeah, make it three. 480 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:38,676 - OK. 481 00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:39,851 - This is getting ridiculous. 482 00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,244 You know that, don't you? 483 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,245 - She's kind of cute. 484 00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:43,638 - Yeah, I wonder who she is? 485 00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,466 - Well, I think her name's Mary Lou Benson. 486 00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:48,686 She's a Tri-Delt. Hey, maybe I'll invite her to the party 487 00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:50,079 Friday night. 488 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,515 - I thought you were going to take Roberta. 489 00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:53,430 - Right now that seems pretty unlikely. 490 00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,171 - Hey, wait a minute. Maybe he has an idea there. 491 00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:56,607 Why don't we all spread out and get another dates 492 00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,261 for the party? 493 00:15:58,392 --> 00:15:59,871 - Hey, yeah, that'd teach the Kappas a good lesson. 494 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,830 - Yeah, I think I'll start the ball rolling right now. 495 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,440 - You mean you're going to ask Mary Lou? 496 00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:04,485 - Why not? 497 00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:05,616 - Good luck. 498 00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,534 - Uh, pardon me, you're Mary Lou Benson, aren't you? 499 00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:12,188 - That's right. - Well, I'm Rick Nelson. 500 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,798 We used to have an English class together. 501 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:15,539 - Oh, sure. How are you, Rick? 502 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:16,758 - Oh, fine, thanks. 503 00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,412 Say, I was just wondering if you'd 504 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,327 like to go to our fraternity party with me Friday night. 505 00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:23,199 - Well, gee, I'd love to, but I'm afraid I can't. 506 00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:24,200 - Oh, are you sure? 507 00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:25,506 We have awfully good parties. 508 00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,638 - Oh, I know that, but, well, you see, 509 00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,597 all the sororities got together and agreed not 510 00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:32,382 to cross the Kappa picket line. 511 00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,123 I'm awfully sorry. 512 00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:35,124 - Oh, well, that's OK. 513 00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:36,343 Maybe some other time. 514 00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,521 - Turned you down, huh? - Yeah. 515 00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:42,697 Apparently, all the sororities are sticking together. 516 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:45,134 They boycotted our house. 517 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:47,441 - Well, that's a fine thing. 518 00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:48,877 Hey, here's an idea. 519 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,661 Why don't we make it a mother and son dinner? 520 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,228 - I don't know about your mother, 521 00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:53,882 but I don't think mine would cross the picket line. 522 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,014 - [giggle] 523 00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:00,671 - Hi, Jack. - Hi, Dave. 524 00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,108 - Hi, Jack. - Rick. 525 00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,370 I understand you guys have got yourselves 526 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,024 into a little trouble with the Kappas. 527 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:06,982 - Uh, yeah, that's what we wanted to talk to you about. 528 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,505 As you probably already know, we're 529 00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:11,073 being boycotted by all the sororities on campus. 530 00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,857 - Yeah, that's pretty funny. 531 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:14,598 - Not from where we're standing. 532 00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,905 - We figured the best thing to do is fight fire with fire, 533 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,428 so we're asking all the fraternities 534 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,039 not to date the Kappas. 535 00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:21,736 - That's a good idea. 536 00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:23,825 Say, you've been going pretty steady with Roberta, 537 00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,435 haven't you? - Yeah, I have been. 538 00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:26,436 - Nice girl. 539 00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,047 - Yeah. 540 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:29,613 - Well, anyway, do you think the guys at your house 541 00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:30,571 will cooperate with us? 542 00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:31,659 - Oh, sure. 543 00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:34,183 We all have to stick together. 544 00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,055 Say, what's Roberta's phone number? 545 00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:37,969 - Are you kidding? - Of course I am. 546 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,841 Don't get so nervous. And don't worry, Dave. 547 00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,843 I'll fix it up with the guys. - Thanks a lot, Jack. 548 00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:43,540 - Thanks, Jack. - Hey, Wally, Fred. 549 00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:44,976 - Hi, Jack. 550 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,152 Hey, what'd he say? 551 00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:47,153 - The Betas will go along with us. 552 00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:48,589 - Oh, good. 553 00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,112 It's OK with the Sigma Chis and the Delts, too. 554 00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:50,982 - Yeah, I think the girls are going to be sorry 555 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,506 they started this. 556 00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:53,768 - Yeah, we'll see who can hold out the longest. 557 00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:54,769 - What do you mean who? 558 00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:57,250 Naturally, we will. 559 00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:58,729 - Yeah, naturally. 560 00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,087 - Solitaire? Checkers? 561 00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,045 Hey, haven't you guys got anything better to do? 562 00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,351 - Well, I finished my homework. 563 00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:12,743 - Well, then can I borrow it? 564 00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:14,180 - Why don't you do your own? 565 00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:16,921 You got plenty of spare time these days. 566 00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:18,967 - I finished mine. 567 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,621 - Why don't we get up a game of poker? 568 00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,275 - Not again. 569 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:23,450 - We're not going to spend another dull evening just 570 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:24,886 staring at each other, are we? 571 00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:28,019 - All we have to do is put on shirts and ties. 572 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,369 Well, you ought to see it. 573 00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:31,240 It's a beautiful light blue convertible. 574 00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:33,329 - Will somebody turn him off? 575 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:34,809 - There must be something we can do 576 00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:38,465 about this ridiculous situation. 577 00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,162 - Hey, wait a second. Where are you going? 578 00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:41,772 - Just out. 579 00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,165 - You know the rules. - What are you talking about? 580 00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:44,166 - Come on. 581 00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:45,994 Up with the hand. 582 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,387 Ah, just as I thought. 583 00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:49,084 - Where are you going with the tie? 584 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,173 - My sister's getting married. - You don't have a sister. 585 00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:52,218 - Come on. Back inside. 586 00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:53,436 - Well, maybe it's my cousin. 587 00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:54,481 - Upstairs. 588 00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:57,353 [music playing] 589 00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,152 - I'm tired of playing bridge. 590 00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:14,675 - Well, what else is there to play? 591 00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,024 - Oh, I don't know. 592 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,156 - How about Old Maid? 593 00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:21,943 Sorry. 594 00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:23,466 [phone rings] 595 00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,427 - Hello? 596 00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:29,472 Yes, it is. 597 00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:30,473 It's for you, Roberta. 598 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:31,561 It's a man. 599 00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:37,263 - Hello? 600 00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:39,003 Oh. 601 00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:42,181 Hi, Daddy. 602 00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:43,356 - I guess today's the day. 603 00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:44,792 - Yeah, refreshments arrived. 604 00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:46,185 Are we going to have a party or not? 605 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:47,534 - Who knows? 606 00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:48,883 You'd think they'd have given in by now. 607 00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,363 - Well, they sure are stubborn. 608 00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:52,495 - Uh, wait a minute, you don't suppose 609 00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:54,715 we're the ones who are being stubborn, do you? 610 00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:58,153 - Now, if I'd said that, I'd be drummed out of the fraternity. 611 00:19:58,284 --> 00:19:59,807 - I mean it. 612 00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,504 Every once in a while, you have to size up a situation 613 00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:03,289 and make some sort of compromise. 614 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,508 Now, we like the girls, and we want to have the party. 615 00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:06,814 And it won't be any fun without them. 616 00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:08,032 - Now, wait a second. 617 00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:09,425 Are you suggesting we chicken out? 618 00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:11,340 That we haul up the white flag? 619 00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,734 All those in favor of sticking by our guns, say aye. 620 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,653 Well, let's phone the girls and tell them we surrender. 621 00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:25,876 - Oh, hi, Roberta. - Hi. 622 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,356 - Oh, hi, girls. - Hi. 623 00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:28,749 - Hi. - What can we do for you? 624 00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:30,577 - Well, uh, we have something to tell you. 625 00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:31,969 - We came over to compromise. 626 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:32,970 - We did not. 627 00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,145 We came over to give up. 628 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,146 - No kidding? 629 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:36,365 - Well, how about that? 630 00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:37,758 [laughs] 631 00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:39,847 - One wisecrack out of you, and it's all off. 632 00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:42,328 And I may break your leg for good measure. 633 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:43,894 - OK. OK. 634 00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:45,200 Then you're coming to our party? 635 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:47,507 - Well, that's the general idea. 636 00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:49,465 - It's still going to be informal, you know. 637 00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:50,945 Everybody dress casually. - Oh, we know that. 638 00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:52,207 - Oh, sure. 639 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:53,600 - We're going to come just like this. 640 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:54,818 - Well, that's the spirit. 641 00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,167 - Well, we'll see you guys later. 642 00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:57,517 - Bye. - Bye 643 00:20:57,647 --> 00:20:58,648 - Bye. 644 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:02,043 - How about that? 645 00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:03,610 - Yeah, and you wanted us to surrender. 646 00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:04,828 - Me? 647 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:06,743 - Well, maybe it was me. - [giggle] 648 00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:08,049 - Anyway, we won. 649 00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:09,790 They're going to be here, and they're 650 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,008 going to be dressed casually. - Boy, you can say that again. 651 00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:12,662 Did you see the outfits they had on? 652 00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:14,098 - You know, you think they could at least wear skirts. 653 00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:15,665 - You don't suppose they're going 654 00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:17,188 to show up with those curlers in their hair, do you? 655 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,755 - Well, I sure hope not. 656 00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:20,409 - Yeah, they did look pretty sloppy, didn't they? 657 00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,455 - Yeah, our gym class dresses better than that. 658 00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:23,499 - Don't forget we won. 659 00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:24,500 - Yeah, we won. 660 00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:25,632 - That's right. 661 00:21:25,762 --> 00:21:27,373 - Yeah, but what did we win? 662 00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,549 - Well, we won the right to wear whatever we want to wear. 663 00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:31,812 - And the girls can wear whatever they want to wear. 664 00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:34,075 - That's the part I don't especially care for. 665 00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:35,685 Why don't we compromise a little bit? 666 00:21:35,816 --> 00:21:37,296 - Sure, why not? 667 00:21:37,426 --> 00:21:38,906 If we wear sweaters and ties, they could wear sweaters 668 00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:40,124 and skirts. 669 00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:41,822 - Yeah, that'd be an improvement. 670 00:21:41,952 --> 00:21:43,737 - Maybe we could even go so far as to wear a sport jacket, 671 00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:45,129 then the girls could wear dresses. 672 00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:46,479 - Yeah, that'd be even better. 673 00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:50,613 - Night, Mom. 674 00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:51,571 Goodnight, Pop. 675 00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:53,181 - Goodnight. dear. 676 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,966 - Well, wait a second, I thought you said you guys won. 677 00:21:56,097 --> 00:21:57,403 - We did. 678 00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:59,274 - Well, it doesn't look like it. 679 00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:01,363 - Well, after they surrendered unconditionally, 680 00:22:01,494 --> 00:22:02,799 we decided to call them up. 681 00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:06,325 And somehow things got a little out of hand. 682 00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:07,326 - I'll say they did. 683 00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:08,501 Tuxedos? 684 00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:09,719 - Do we look all right? 685 00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:11,330 - Oh, yes, you both look wonderful. 686 00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:12,592 - Thanks. - Thanks, Mom. 687 00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:13,854 - Goodnight, Mom. - Goodnight, dear. 688 00:22:13,984 --> 00:22:15,159 - Goodnight, Pop. - Goodnight, dear. 689 00:22:15,290 --> 00:22:15,943 - Goodnight, fellas. - Goodnight, Pop. 690 00:22:16,073 --> 00:22:16,770 - Have a good time. 691 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:17,901 - Thanks a lot. 692 00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:19,338 - Well, I told you. 693 00:22:19,468 --> 00:22:21,688 Never underestimate the power of a woman. 694 00:22:21,818 --> 00:22:23,429 - Well, now wait a second. 695 00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:25,735 Even though the boys wound up in tuxedos, they still won. 696 00:22:25,866 --> 00:22:27,084 So I win our bet. 697 00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:28,477 - I know it. 698 00:22:28,608 --> 00:22:31,045 - And we're going to Sam's Spaghetti Palace. 699 00:22:31,175 --> 00:22:32,438 - I know it. 700 00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:34,265 - And we're going to be dressed casually. 701 00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:36,485 - Well, we'd look pretty silly dressed any other way. 702 00:22:36,616 --> 00:22:38,661 Have you forgotten what it's like down there? 703 00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:42,622 - No, but the food's good. 704 00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:45,276 I must say, you're being an awfully good sport about this. 705 00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:47,844 - Thank you, dear. 706 00:22:47,975 --> 00:22:49,890 - Well, don't you think you'd better get ready? 707 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:51,326 - Oh, I'm all ready. 708 00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:53,894 Let's go. 709 00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:56,157 - Well, I'll get out of my dark suit. 710 00:22:56,287 --> 00:22:58,333 You'd better phone the Embassy room for reservations. 711 00:22:58,464 --> 00:22:59,334 - Oh, I already did. 712 00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:00,379 We're due there at 8:30. 713 00:23:00,509 --> 00:23:03,120 Hurry up, dear. 714 00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:06,385 - Never underestimate the power of a woman. 715 00:23:06,515 --> 00:23:07,516 They're shrewd. 716 00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:09,039 They're crafty. 717 00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:11,564 They're conniving. 718 00:23:11,694 --> 00:23:12,826 They're charming. 719 00:23:12,956 --> 00:23:14,915 They're lovely. 720 00:23:15,045 --> 00:23:16,917 And what would we do without them? 721 00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:37,024 [BAND PLAYING - RICKY NELSON, "TRAVELIN' MAN"] 722 00:23:37,154 --> 00:23:42,856 - [SINGING] I'm a travelin' man, made a lot of stops all over 723 00:23:42,986 --> 00:23:44,858 the world. 724 00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:48,644 And in every port, I owned the heart 725 00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:52,692 of at least one lovely girl. 726 00:23:52,822 --> 00:24:00,003 I've a pretty senorita waiting for me down in old Mexico. 727 00:24:00,134 --> 00:24:04,355 And if you're ever in Alaska, stop and see 728 00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:08,316 my cute little Eskimo. 729 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:13,016 Oh, my sweet Fraulein down in Berlin town 730 00:24:13,147 --> 00:24:16,063 makes my heart start to yearn. 731 00:24:16,193 --> 00:24:23,897 And my China doll down in old Hong Kong waits for my return. 732 00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:28,858 Pretty Polynesian baby over the sea, 733 00:24:28,989 --> 00:24:35,648 I remember the night when we walked in the sands of Waikiki, 734 00:24:35,778 --> 00:24:40,653 and I held you oh so tight. 735 00:24:40,783 --> 00:24:44,395 Whoa, I'm a travelin' man. 736 00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:48,704 Whoa, I'm a travelin' man. 737 00:24:48,835 --> 00:24:51,272 [vocalizing] 738 00:24:54,710 --> 00:24:57,104 [cheering] 739 00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:09,812 I'm a travelin' man, made a lot of stops all over the world. 740 00:25:09,943 --> 00:25:13,599 And in every port, I own the heart 741 00:25:13,729 --> 00:25:17,603 of at least one lovely girl. 742 00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:24,958 I've a pretty senorita waiting for me down in old Mexico. 743 00:25:25,088 --> 00:25:29,310 And if you're ever in Alaska, stop and see 744 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:33,270 my cute little Eskimo. 745 00:25:33,401 --> 00:25:37,971 Oh, my sweet Fraulein down in Berlin town 746 00:25:38,101 --> 00:25:41,017 makes my heart start to yearn. 747 00:25:41,148 --> 00:25:48,808 And my China doll down in old Hong Kong waits for my return. 748 00:25:48,938 --> 00:25:53,769 Pretty Polynesian baby over the sea, 749 00:25:53,900 --> 00:26:00,602 I remember the night when we walked in the sands of Waikiki, 750 00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:05,607 and I held you oh so tight. 751 00:26:05,738 --> 00:26:09,263 Whoa, I'm a travelin' man. 752 00:26:09,393 --> 00:26:13,354 Yes, I'm a travelin' man. 753 00:26:13,484 --> 00:26:17,227 Yes, I'm a travelin' man. 754 00:26:17,358 --> 00:26:21,580 Whoa, I'm a travelin' man. 755 00:26:21,710 --> 00:26:24,191 [vocalizing] 756 00:26:27,673 --> 00:26:30,023 [cheering] 757 00:26:30,153 --> 00:26:33,635 [dance music] 758 00:27:10,063 --> 00:27:11,978 - "Ozzie and Harriet" are brought to you on film 759 00:27:12,108 --> 00:27:15,546 by Eastman Kodak company, who also present "The Ed Sullivan 760 00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:17,766 Show" on another network. 761 00:27:17,897 --> 00:27:20,421 Fun is more fun when you save it in snapshots. 762 00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:23,032 Remember, when you picture it now, 763 00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:25,818 you see it again and again. 764 00:27:25,948 --> 00:27:28,298 Good night. 765 00:27:28,429 --> 00:27:33,347 This has been an ABC television network film presentation. 54687

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