All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Atlanta – S11E16

Previously on The Real Housewives of
Atlanta.

I don't get so much money on the
sweaters, Shanita.

We're going to have a good night. We're
going to have a great night.

And I made sure I didn't drive tonight.
I already have a DUI, so I don't need

any more.

Can we talk about the ring?

Like, he did that.

If you invite me to your burlesque show,
I'll make it happen. My show has been

sold out since I put the commercial up.

You ready?

Greg is going to get a colostomy back
removed.

I feel like I'm just dealing with a
whole lot.

Before Greg was diagnosed with cancer,
we were rocky.

Surgery was successful. The surgery's
over, yeah, but you know you got to

recover. Nene is having a real battle
with herself.

I feel like I haven't had any support,
any man here. I don't want to live my

life unhappy.

I am the glue for my wig and my family.

I age like a fine wine, and now I'm
ready to chill.

I count my blessings and my checks.

I live a model life. Now I'm ready to be
a top wife.

I may be an open book, but that doesn't
mean I'm easily read.

I took a lot of left turns, but now
things are just right.

So let's have y 'all, like, going
through it.

Five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, and
seven, eight.

How y 'all doing?

Good.

What's up?

Hi. Hey.

Give me a level there so that you're
closer.

What's up? Hey.

Hey. How are you? Good.

It's like a whole bunch of people out
there. It's a whole lot of people. We

65 people. In just a few weeks.

We're going to bring the dungeon to
life.

And so I need the sexiest dancers in
Atlanta, women who can shake their

and who are confident.

I want it even more sexier for the
actual Dave show.

Okay, all right.

What's up, all right?

Hey, babe.

Looks like we're ready for the dungeon,
for real.

Everybody all dressed. Not quite. We got
a lot of things to do. Okay,

everyone. The event is a burlesque show
slash...

dungeon party. You have to be very
comfortable and you're sexy to be a part

this show.

Once you get picked, then you'll get
more details.

And let's go ahead and start teaching.

Candice, I'll let you take the lead.

So here is one, two, three, four, five,
six,

seven, eight.

Whenever I want to do something creative
and wild and over the top, when I see

it start to come together, it makes me
so excited.

My mom is always telling me, you can
conceive the

thought, you can make it happen.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I know what you're thinking.

Six, seven, eight.

You can keep just two of them. I'm going
to do that. Because the rest of them

can come. But I want to make sure, too.

Who was your possible target?

Slim one by herself. She was good.

All right. So let's clear out.

Let's have Tanisha stay, Arnisha stay,
Tiffany Hall, Tadria, and Alizé

Everybody else, thank you.

We have someone wanting to know if she
could do it by herself.

So you're vouching for her. I'm going to
vouch that she might be good. All

right, can you bring her in? This is Don
Juan's person.

This is Don Juan.

I was serious when I told Candy that I
thought that there should be a very

classy, older component.

Okay, you said some people just need to
look good. I feel like you need someone

to represent for the 50s and up.

Hey, well, you represented well.

I need you for a second, please.

Are you serious?

Yes. Have a seat.

Okay. You can hold this. You might want
to use it.

me.

She's not the best dancer now, I'm not
going to lie.

Her dancing moves was a little... But I
feel like she'll be great for the show.

You are definitely welcome to the
dungeon.

Oh, well, thank you. I've been trying to
get to the dungeon for a while.

But it sounds like I got the job.

Hey, Asia.

Hey, how are you?

Good. You want to sit this up on the
table up there? Why don't we take this

sit it up there?

One of the things we're going to have to
do is hire a couple more people. Okay.

And then I've got to find an assistant.

Since Greg has been sick, I'm having to
do my stuff, Greg's stuff.

My husband's finally back home.

Hi, honey. How are you?

You get to come home.

However, it wasn't supposed to be so
early.

But I know Greg, and he really wanted to
come home and get in his bed. So I feel

like Greg was like, I'm fine. Let me go.

These jackets, these are like for the
younger girls that come in here, though.

Ooh.

Hey, Nene.

How's it going, girl?

How are you doing? You look beautiful as
always.

Oh, thank you. You look good, too. Thank
you, sweet pea. Look at your hair,

honey. I'm cool with your body.

I mean, I was that bitch. I was Yovana
from Clark. D -A -U.

Yovana's a fun customer.

You know, she comes in, she's really
talkative.

Okay, you know I like hoochie. Yeah. So
I like Yovana.

I like this one better. The colorful one
is everything.

Okay. Because that's your personality.

Yeah, definitely. I definitely want to
try that one. I think the girls would,

you know, take a liking to Yovana if
they met her when she wasn't, like,

over -drinking.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Girl, I'm getting this one. Yes, girl.

Yes. You wear your own hair, don't you?
I do. I used to be religious with weave.

I just stopped wearing it about a year
ago. Okay.

That's good. Thank you. Yeah, it looks
great. So, you know, I'm having the bi

-wig.

luncheon at my house. Well, some of them
are feeling some kind of way about

coming natural, but they ball -headed.

You think these folks got some hair?
They may not have all the edges, but

got some hair. Listen, I love a good
theme. Everybody knows if you come to a

party, my hair is a theme, okay?

Thank you, honey. Let the queen come
through. Oh, my God, this is beautiful.

Welcome to couples night.

So for my wig party, my rules are no
hair extensions.

That means wigs, weaves, clip -in, clap
-in, tuck -in, saw -in, tape -in,

whatever you've got in, take it out. I
invited you, but I want you to know that

the other girls are going to be there,
including Eva.

You know, I'm having a bi -week party,
and one of my clients, a customer, is on

the list.

Okay. Yvonne.

You know I haven't touched on that since
the dinner.

I did want to apologize to you for my
behavior then.

And I want to talk to the other girls
too, but I just want it to be known that

have no remorse for what I said to her.
Everything I said I meant. She's

expecting or anticipating an apology.
It's not coming from me.

Okay, this is what I think you need to
do. I think you really need to say, I

apologize to everyone for my behavior.

Now, I stand by what I believe.

What if I'm not sorry the way I acted,
the way I handled it with her

specifically? No. Because I'm not,
though. I'll be lying.

That's being funny just like her ass.
No, no, no, no, no. Right now, with Greg

Health being the way that it is, for me,
any little argument is a

stupid argument.

It's going to be fine. It's going to be
fine. We're going to have lots of drinks

flowing. So I would suggest that you
have water and food.

Water and food.

Coming up next. Put your big giant
motherfucking belt, bitch.

You ain't purple rain, bitch.

How many drinks have you had?

Just a minute.

That's the person I want to say hello
to.

I am good. How are you?

Looking amazing as always.

Thank you. Now, how are you coming back
from Italy, ma 'am? I had an amazing

time. Thank you, Lord, Jehovah Jireh,
Jehovah Nisi, Jehovah Shabbat, and

for my wedding planner. Because if I did
not have Ellie, I do not know what I

would do. There are just too many things
to get done and not enough time. You

look amazing.

I had this wig party or lack of a wig
party with NeNe, so I had to take out my

hair. Oh, I was about to say, there's
definitely no wig in there. I know.

Where's my hair? I know. I know. I'm
trying to give it value.

I'm like, that's not, okay.

It's still beautiful.

All right. Oh, I thank you. So let's
talk about this wedding. Okay, so where

restart? I had a full meltdown about the
journey. I still got to pay the rest of

the venue. Now I got to pay all of this
overage.

food get more floral get more everything
i haven't got marley's dress yet now i

don't have an entire dress they're
beautiful beautiful dresses right it's

not what i want to wear for my wedding
there is still no dress existing for my

reception dress right now and we have
only two weeks if the doorbell rings

be surprised with another dress this is
like the definition of a cluster tell me

how do you feel i feel like i'm
hemorrhaging cash

That's definitely happening. As far as
security is concerned, I know the venue

gave us some security.

We have four security provided by the
venue, and we also added APD. So let's

talk about guest lists.

Okay. We're 85 people over what you
anticipated.

You only wanted 150, and now we're at
235.

I thought I would send invitations, and,
like, a certain percentage would be

like, sorry, can't make a previous
engagement, and everyone said yes.

What does this mean for me financially?

Financially, that means we're over
budget.

We're looking at at least $50 ,000 over
budget at this point.

Oh, that's cool. Let me go pull it out
of my purse. That's totally fine.

We just spent like a down payment for a
house on everybody to eat one meal.

Right. There are not many things that
make me lose sleep. Okay. But girl, last

night alone, like it took me so long to
just, I was just trying to reconcile

because you have to think about it. I'm
not just getting married. We're moving.

Okay.

Mike needs to stay in the city. He ran
for public office a year ago for mayor.

And if he decides to run for any public
office, it would be for the city of

Atlanta. So you have to live within the
perimeter.

So we're going to move into the city.
Okay. So now budget has to go to that.

yeah. And we're talking about that in a
matter of a month. Right.

That's a lot even. I know. It's like way
too much right before my wedding.

So while I'm at your disposal, I have to
see you every single day until the

wedding day. That's what will happen.
Oh, my God. I'm getting married. This is

it.

This is it.

Hi, guys.

Hey. How y 'all doing?

We all right.

I'm leaving. So everybody's coming over.

With no hair, I'm not ashamed.

I don't know how I came up with this. I
am not my hair because of Dilly.

All the girls are coming with faves.

Now, that's too much.

So many people are saying things like,
you know, you don't have hair.

Donald Trump hair, USA.

You don't have edges.

When you were my age, you had edges.

So I just wanted to show people that I
really have hair.

It may not be as long as the hair in my
head.

But we have some hair. So all the girls
are showing up that way. So they may

feel a little, you know, insecure. So
put lots of liquor in their glasses.

Marlo lots of crap so that her hair can
grow back and all that.

Cynthia?

Hey!

How are you?

Good. So, you know, Greg got readmitted
into the hospital yesterday.

Yes, I know. Greg was discharged from
the hospital. But when I picked him up,

was limping on one leg.

He cannot walk. He decided he would call
his doctor.

And she said, oh, my gosh, he has a
blood clot in his leg. We need to

him to the hospital.

How is he doing?

He's doing much better because I feel
like the hospital is the better place

him.

Horrible. When I heard the word blood
clot, you could die from having a blood

clot. With that said, the girls don't
know that Greg's got readmitted to the

hospital. I'm going to tell them when
they get here.

But you and Marlo know because Greg
obviously texts you guys. Greg texts

and also Marlo to make sure we reach out
to Nene. Greg never calls me and say,

Marlo, go check on my wife. I'm
concerned about my wife.

Well, you know what? I have to tell you,
I'm really happy that I'm doing this

because it's keeping me busy and keeping
my mind off of everything.

So I drive across town to check on her.
I get there.

She's not answering the phone.

Not answering my calls. Just literally
ignoring me. That's a red flag.

Greg wanted me to push through, so I'm
pushing through. I've pushed my hair

forward and everything else.

All right, baby. I'll see you soon.

Okay. Take care. Bye -bye.

Well.

Anyway, Sam, I'm going to go upstairs
and get dressed. Some people may ring

doorbell. If so, let them in. Maybe give
them a cocktail.

Okay. Not a problem. Thank you. You look
amazing.

Thank you.

She knows down below.

You're working?

Okay, well, where am I supposed to be
sitting? Because I'm hungry.

I always love a theme.

But why y 'all had to take my wig off? I
mean, I could wear my own hair, but

it's so plain.

Hmm, what else you got over here?

I have been known for a few things, and
one of them is my hair.

Short, long, bleached, blonde, sandy,
dark, gray, so...

I'm one of the girls who does not care.

Hello.

Hello, naturalista.

Hello.

Good to see you. Your hair looks pretty.

Can I run my hands through your hair?
Are you the scalp check person?

This is gorgeous. This is plain hair.
No, it's beautiful.

Well, I'm excited to see everyone else's
hair.

Have you seen Nene yet? Has she come
down?

No. I'm very interested to see what's
going on under the blonde wig of Mrs.

Leakes. Have you ever seen her?

Yeah, she used to wear her real hair.
Remember back when Claudia was clowning

her? That's the hair that you chose to
buy. It is the hair that I chose to buy.

Okay, girl, bye.

Bye. I think that's the last time I've
probably seen her rot her real hair.

How's your burlesque show going?

It's going good.

I know you guys are in the middle of,
like, practicing. I had these auditions

for my dungeon.

Okay. Here comes Miss Cynthia Bailey.
She had me sit in a chair, and she did a

whole, like, lap dance.

You need me in this booty to stand in?

Yes, booty stand in.

Really? Give me your best can you at
seductive moment.

What would you like?

Spanking? A little booty shake?

Mommy.

Is this the natural hair party?

Yes, it is. Okay.

Hello.

What's up? I haven't seen Shamari
without a wig.

So, you know, when you wear a wig all
the time, inquisitive minds wonder, what

is under that cap?

But then Shamari revealed.

Boom, like a 808. And there was hair.

Hi.

I'm Eva. You got friends with natural
hair?

my natural hair gal from decatur portia
don't know all of us then it's gonna be

some problems tonight

the curls like the comb forward it's
it's cool

shimari

shows up with not one but two good but
the girl don't have to

drink okay maybe one's gonna drive her
home and maybe the other one's gonna

carry her to the car honey Well, I live
for having my hair short, honey. Don't

you live for my short hair?

Johnny! I have something to tell you
guys. You guys don't know. My husband

home on Wednesday, and he was admitted
again yesterday.

Oh, no.

He was hurting. He was dehydrated,
everything.

So we took him back. He had blood in his
leg.

Oh, no.

The fact that Nene is still having this
party is amazing to me. If this was

me... I don't think I would have been
that strong. I think I would have

and I would have been right there at the
hospital.

have any extra hair it's not like i came
in with some big apple puffs okay

bailey okay let me just take i can't
believe y 'all are really trying me

we all be here struggling i

don't

know about that we kind of caught
cynthia she put two big scrunchies on

side of her hair to actually make it
look like two bigger afro puffs. That

cheating. Can I have a drink?

Oh, Nene, doorbell. Can you get it for
me, Tanya, girl? I'm putting up these

purses. I had to work it out.

Hello. How are you?

We're back at the couple's dinner.

Coming up next.

I'll take what she says. Same thing.

Come on, you guys. Come on in the
kitchen or somewhere.

Okay, yes.

Cynthia. Nene gave me a heads up and let
me know that she would be inviting No

One Knows Yovana.

Yeah.

The room just cleared where everybody
went just now.

Obviously, Nene likes her, so there
might be a nicer side to her, but I

know Yovana.

No one know Yovana.

Looks good, looks good, looks good,
looks good.

Is that your condo or Wakanda?

Which one?

I don't know why Portia and Marlo are so
late. It's really tacky.

Why is Portia going to be late? Don't
she live down the damn street?

Well, Portia will tell you she's
pregnant.

And Marlo, I don't know. Okay, hold on.
Let me get y 'all together. You know

what? To me, it sounds very tacky to be
in the position that you're in and you

have help with nannies. It's hood women
who don't have nannies. They working

three, four jobs, tracking the bus, the
subway. Stop it. Stop it.

What the hell?

I really wasn't expecting big sis over
here to be getting down on her little

sister so rough. I mean, goodness.

So, Giovanna, we haven't seen you since
the date night.

Giovanna. Giovanna.

Yo, Vonna, I'm sorry. My bad. That's my
bad. It's okay, sweetie.

Speaking of that, I would like to
apologize for my behavior that day, but

clearly I was drinking a little bit.

Let me get to my point.

I'm truly sorry from the bottom of my
heart, but I do want to be very clear on

what I'm not sorry about.

I'm not sorry about the things that I
said. I just felt it was shady.

For you to just say that you never met
me. We share the same best friend.

I do not remember having ever met you.
Ever.

You don't remember the BBC group?

Of course you remember that because
Tiffany was a part of it. I was not a

Tiffany was. I think you're mistaking me
for her. The big booty clip.

I obviously was no part of.

Like, oh, my God. Believe me, I did not
know you.

Without

my

wigs, I feel vulnerable.

Hey, hello.

If the wind blows and moves one piece of
hair, then something could be revealed.

Like, this is... Woo!

I'm delighted that Portia has a ring.
That is Portia. You love it.

She's just late.

Congratulations. Thank you.

Portia, first of all, let me gather you.

Where's Marlo?

She said on purpose as well.

Listen, my husband went into the
hospital yesterday.

And I know he's taking Cynthia and
Marlo. He said he's breaking down. Go

help me. That would have been scary.

So Marlo drove all the way out here. She
was like, I left my hair for me, drove

up 857 out. How you gonna not talk to me
and let me through the gate? After she

got the text that Greg had sent her.

Marlo got in her car.

I did not know she was coming, and I was
going to a store to shop.

Yeah, but her intentions were good.

I get her intentions were good, but how
do you fight when a person is going

through something?

I told her that I needed some time to
myself. She was like, are you kidding

Like, I drove my ass all the way out
here, and you are not like, what the

She was like, Nina, you asked the grad
to call bitch when he called you bitch.

don't know about to do that. She was
doing that.

rather than what can I do for you to
help you?

Is that Marla?

Oh, hi, lady.

Bitch, please.

She's a real hair.

Real hair, I don't care. Welcome, Baldy.
I like the blonde. No, bitch, you have

been late.

I've been late because of you. No,
bitch, go sit over there. First of all,

Marla, with your big, giant mother.

Bitch.

How many drinks have you had?

You don't come five hours later, bitch.
You ain't Purple Rain, bitch.

You and Portia are disrespectful.

Okay. You finished?

No, bitch. I had a hair appointment
yesterday.

And I came all the way out here in
traffic to check on my sister.

And my appointment was canceled.

And I had to be a standby today.

I was standby too. It was awful.

Nene is officially losing her real hair
at this point. Forget bye wig. Bye to

your own scalp.

Bye scalp.

If you have a friend that's in pain and
hurting, how do you come to them yelling

and fussing? I didn't yell and fuss at
you.

Yes, you did. Who does that?

Purple Rain does.

Y 'all ready for my story?

Come on. Can we hear your story, please?
I want to hear this story.

I get, hi, Marlo. I've been readmitted
to the hospital.

Just now, my wife is breaking down
really bad.

And I need you to reach out to her.
Please, please.

Someone sends you that, but someone
that's like a sister to you. I'm in the

place like, oh, s***. Okay. I have a
hair appointment.

I'm out. Bitch, I'm on the road. I'm on
85. I'm getting over here to her. I'm

calling her. I'm blowing up.

Greg Texas again.

She is not in good shape, Marlo. So,
right now, and I want you to take this

serious because it's bothering me.
Yesterday, I was in tears.

I don't know what the way depression is
in this world. People are committing

suicide. I don't know what's your
breaking point.

You tough.

We both tough. But someone breaks
eventually.

So, I'm freaking out.

Marlo said,

Don't be fighting with me.

I'm going through everything.

You're not the only person hurting.

I am your sister, bitch. I'm going
through a lot of things. Who calls you

every single day, every minute? You
argue with me.

I didn't argue with you.

Listen, listen, listen.

Look, you're going through a lot.

And we've definitely hit the point of
fighting. I don't want her crying. You

didn't know how to react. You didn't
know how to react.

You just didn't know.

That's all it was. I already told you.

It's coming from a pencil up.

All right.

I'm sorry.

Okay, I'm sorry.

I know, I know.

I'm sorry, Brett.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for being so emotional and
caring so much and freaking out and just

running straight here. I was emotional.

I have definitely seen Nene go from zero
to 100, but this is a total breakdown.

This is probably Nene at her most
vulnerable state.

I did not, but I'm going to learn.

You don't understand how this is for me,
Marlo. You don't understand. what I'm

going through, what I'm dealing with.

She don't know.

I'm ready to go, Nina. I can't do this.
I'm out.

I don't want her to leave. No, Marlo.

Marlo.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Listen, listen.

Come here.

I can't do this.

I was worried.

She probably didn't try to hurt herself
or kill herself.

Did I not call you yesterday?

Just breathe. Is she fine?

No, my mom's fine. I'm out shopping.

Look, y 'all are sisters at the end of
the day. I think you think. You know

yesterday how crazy I was.

It's okay.

She doesn't understand, Shamari. My
husband has cancer.

He doesn't know. And my husband.

Yes.

Yes, it is. It's much deeper. Can we put
her up to her intentions?

Nene loves you.

The worst thing you can do right now is
leave.

She needs you to be here. You know she
don't want you to leave. Come on now.

guys will talk? Yeah. And y 'all will
get passed.

At the end of the day, this is about
great. For real.

And you are the supportive friend that
cares about them both.

Marlo, please listen to me. You are my
sister. Come here. Come here.

And I love you. You need to understand
this.

My husband is sick.

I understand that. I pray for him every
night. I text him every day. Don't do

that.

He's sick.

Okay? And when the doctor said I was
having a blood clot, I was devastated.

I'm not a devastated person.

I'm not.

I'm not.

Break down.

I don't break down in front of people.
I'm sorry. I love you. And I understand

that. I love you. I love you, Marlo. I
just, I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

Come on.

You know I love you.

Normally,

Nene doesn't really allow herself to
break down in front of anyone.

Go ahead.

That's okay.

You know, I'm the one that's always
crying.

I'm not used to this. I don't even know
what to do. And people don't know what I

go through.

Don't you feel better now since you
cried?

You need to feel better. You in your
perfect dress.

She's back.

She's throwing shade. She's back.

I'm at my breaking point. I feel like,
you know, people don't really

They don't really get it.

I need to go back to my room.

I think it really hard.

I'm hungry again.

That was mine. You're drinking my drink.

Look,

I don't know what's in these cocktails
except simply deliciousness. I'm here to

have a good time, so bottoms up, baby.

I'm not mad.

I came bearing drinks with diamonds.

Real diamonds.

They make you feel better.

Yeah, that was a show, bitch.

Cynthia, Marlo, and Dagonini. Are they
coming back? I feel like they had a lot

to talk about. I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you. I love you. I love you. I
love you.

I love you.

And Shamari has been indulging in the
alcohol.

Cocktail!

Shamari going to be riding home.

I'm going with Eva tonight.

You look pretty.

I'm just going to make up now.

I know.

We can make up.

I hurt your feelings. I'm sorry.

I did.

But I do know what you're saying. I got
to be more understanding.

Is this mine?

Johanna Wakanda?

Yovanna. So let me tell you something.
She said Yovanna Wakanda.

I am the Wakanda Wakanda. She said
Wakanda Wakanda.

I'm going to put that in my phone.

She said she is the Wakanda Wakanda. I'm
never letting go.

Look at Wakanda.

Some of these girls. get real lesbian
like when they get too many drinks.

That's the secret weapon of whole time
to that thing down there.

The true you is coming out right now.

In a proper point. Oh!

Oh my gosh.

I'll give you guys some time alone to
talk and I'll go refresh it. It's

Cranapple and Vodka. I see your booty
cheeks.

Oh, Lord have mercy. Are y 'all going to
do, like, a real wedding?

Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, we're going to do
it. We haven't decided when, though.

Like, because it's like, do we do it
while I'm pregnant? Or could you get

overwhelmed with baby, and then you get
overwhelmed with wedding? So you could

just switch off.

They say, some say it's different.

Where's Shamari? Where's Nene?

Nene's upstairs.

I don't know where Shamari is. Nene's
upstairs talking to Marlo. Somebody

check on her because she was a little
tipsy.

You okay, boobies?

You send her in there, she gonna end up
in Eva.

Talk him out.

Shamari, drink a little water.

Here, baby. Eat a little bit of these
crackers.

Coming up next.

It's really time for me to go.

Oh, here.

Shamari, it's okay. Throw up, baby.

Oh, Eva.

It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's
fine. I'm going to clean off your dress.

She just threw up on Eva.

She threw up on Eva, her leg.

She like turned and threw up all over
her legs.

But I can't stand in there because I'd
be done threw up too. I can't take the

smell.

WCF! I think this bi -wig party is
pretty much over. I love Decatur

girls. Decatur girls are always going to
be here for you.

I'm going to go get your clothes and I
have to come.

You have more clothes?

It's time to just say bye and say hello
to your own beds.

I would never get that drunk. I've never
thrown up after drinking. You acting a

fool, though. What happened?

I don't know. We throw our wigs away.

I don't know.

You're a good friend, Siobhan.

She can throw up all over my shoe, my
dress. Can I? Hold on. Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, because, you
know, I'm a German folk. Now, what did

she throw up in? In the bathroom, and I
was trying to kiss you. What bathroom,

bitch? You ain't got no one bathroom.

If it got on you, it didn't mean it got
on the floor.

But it didn't get on the wall. It got on
me. It got all over my dress. All over

my shoes. Like, I can't wear throw -up
dress. No. She needs to put something

It was in my toe. It was in my foot.

After everything my bathroom has gone
through. She lives in a fucking road

snack?

It's a video.

She in my bathroom.

What in the world?

If this bathroom could talk, it
literally would say, move me up there.

because I don't want to be down here
with these fools anymore.

Here you go, Eva. I was going to wear
this to brunch. God bless you. Thank

Go straight ahead. Keep going.

I mean, this bonding is great, but I do
have other places to go.

What are we doing?

I'm about to go. Let's go tell them bye.

All right.

I hate to be walking upstairs in
people's house like this, but... Oh,

look, there's a whole other living room
up here.

Y 'all just came up here and totally
forgot about us.

Ladies. What happened to my shoes? I'm
about to leave, y 'all. No, Candy. It is

9 o 'clock. I think it's 3.

It's 9. That's so early. We need to be a
friend right now. We need a support

system. Child, I'm not going to be
arguing with you.

All right, ladies. I got to go. Oh, I
just realized I'm up here by the closet.

Can I see your closet now?

Oh, hell no. My closet is not together.

closet is stupid.

Nene has always told me that I need to
see her closet and how fabulous it was.

I drove all the way out to her house. At
least I should be able to see it this

time, right?

Go see it, Candy.

Candy, go see it.

I'm going.

Candy, you better bring your... Don't
try... Candy.

Let me see this damn closet. I mean,
Portia, don't go in my closet.

Portia, my closet is not together.

Oh, my goodness.

I go to swag all the time and I know
it's designed after... closet. I want to

see it too. See if they're going to get
there and bring them out of my closet.

Y 'all going to make me get spanked.
Nah, let your friends go. These are all

your friends. Shut up, bitch.

We're going to get in an argument.

I'm going to cuss y 'all out and put y
'all out of my closet because all y 'all

are trying to be nosy.

Okay, this is gold.

Yes.

At the end of the day, don't go... What
happened?

Get in my closet, bitch.

Don't play with me, mother. I won't fuck
you up.

Don't do that, mother. Don't. Take my
life.

Next.

Time on the Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Have either one of you guys spoken with
me in any sense? I wanted to text, but

then I'm like, I don't even know what to
say.

Oh, you haven't texted or anything?

Uh -uh.

Here's your rectal tube. It's already
pre -lubricated. The way that Cynthia's

heart is through her ass.

Welcome to the dungeon, honey.

We might be the cause of some babies
being made tonight. Oh, my.

what you are.

This is too much for me. You guys both
need to take AA together.

I am a mother of twins that likes to go
out and let her hair down. But, Marho,

you wouldn't understand anything about
that.

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