All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Atlanta – S10E13

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Atlanta.

Eva was saying the guy that Cynthia's
dating, he was with her and her guy with

his girlfriend.

I heard that he was going to take the
opportunity, like as an opportunist, and

be with you. I don't have time for all
of this. I told you that. Will and I

need. A minute. Have you ever been to
Barcelona?

No. Who are you going there with?
Possibly y 'all. I'm there, honey.

You told us that you were going to bring
Kourt.

What's wrong with bringing Kourt?

No.

No, Kourt.

Kenya is not going to be on the trip.

What do you mean Kenya is not going to
be on the trip? You know it ain't going

to be the same without her. Did you hear
about Kim?

I'm so pissed that she's not going. I
think it is the strangest thing that she

cannot travel without Kourt.

Maybe she's getting Cora a new set of
booty implants.

Oh, well, she can't travel without Cora.
That is so stupid.

Ten years in the game, and I'm still the
tastiest peach in Atlanta.

Friends come and go, but family is
forever.

Age is just a number, but these
cheekbones are tiny.

Don't mess with the boss, because you
might get fired.

While some were saying I can't, I would
think I do.

Call me a bad server because I always
spill the tea.

we have officially arrived in the
barcelona they call it to spain so

say hello to the barcelona spain we are
on

and popping in barcelona yes barcelona
bitches i can't wait

to see what y 'all have planned for this
trip okay my boobs are falling out oh

my god that's my job

Okay, so you guys, we're going to go to
lunch. I know that you guys are hungry.

You guys were great on the flight.

First of all, who's been to Barcelona
before?

I've never been.

No one has been to Barcelona. No one has
been to Barcelona.

I'm going to pass out this list. This is
the 50 Cent Bucket List Challenge.

The 50 Cent Bucket List Challenge is
basically a list of a lot of crazy

And I thought it would be fun to do with
the girls.

Everyone's going to pick something.

Oh, this is going to be fun. Let me see.

Pinch a man's butt now.

I'm not pinching any man's butt butt
side.

Take a shot with a stranger?

Like, these bitches do that all the
time.

Eat a foreign delicacy?

That would be candy and charade. They're
generally big -ass eaters.

Swap personalities for a day?

That'd be good for whoever gets mine,
because then they finally have one.

Okay, I'm going to dance in public, and
then I'm going to be candy.

I'm going to be candy.

Everybody want to be candy.

Can you give Candy now, just give us an
example of what we can look forward to?

Yeah, I don't know what y 'all is
talking about and what we're getting

do. Oh, what we're getting ready to do.

Candy gets on track!

And you talk too damn much. And you
don't talk a shit. You can come to my

etiquette class, Candy. Oh, you're going
to an etiquette class? No, I have an

etiquette class.

For who?

For you.

I'm going to teach you etiquette. I'm
going to be more friendly and more open

and more...

You can't teach etiquette to nobody
around here. Oh, my God!

Who looks at Marlo and says, oh, I need
to get some lessons from her about

etiquette? Girl, bye.

Friendly is a part of etiquette. You
don't get on the bus and just sit and be

quiet and dry.

First of all, she has been rude. She be
talking shit to y 'all every day, all

day, and be saying rude -ass stuff all
the time.

You are a whore. You talk about my hole
between my legs, measure yours.

Where's Kenya and Kim? I thought they
were coming.

Are you late?

I am, obviously.

You haven't seen them on the plane, have
you? I know, I'm asking, are they

coming later?

Kenya and Kim are not going to be
joining us.

Let me, I'm happy to tell you why Kim
could not join us because she wanted to

come with her husband. This is a girl's
trip. The fact that Kim and Corey have

this codependency on each other, she
can't do anything unless he's standing

there. Okay, I see you. All right.

Bye, baby. All right. I see you.

Thanks, my lover.

Love you guys.

Love you, Mom.

What the, like, go do something.

Go tackle somebody out on the football
field.

Him is the only person I know that has
had cancer, thyroid, blood clots, open

heart surgery, a stroke, and is still
walking around here being negative.

Swear to God.

Jesus. If you've had that much, you
should be so positive and thankful that

has let you live through every disease
in America.

I didn't know about open heart.

Cancer, stroke, thyroid, open heart
surgery is still living. I can't get

it. God is good. God is a good honey.
She's had it all.

She needs to have an electric stroller.

Who needs a stroller? Not an electric
stroller.

She should by now. But go on, child.

Girl, you are shady, shady, shady. Girl,
go.

She didn't have cancer. She said she had
cancer. That's why she's laying awake.

For real?

There's a friend of mine who was a
doctor, and he's like, am I going to be

honest with you?

I'm 90 % sure he had cancer.

And are you cancer free now?

You know, they found out that I did not
have cancer. I had some other problems.

The bionic Barbie, she's had every
illness in the world.

And then turn around and try to act
like, my life is so happy.

Bitch, I can't tell you.

Well, we have brought Eva.

Eva's here.

Eva's here.

I know you haven't been around this
long, so I hope this is not giving you a

impression of what we're like.

No, it's actually giving me an
understanding of where the relationships

when I hear, like, these shades or the
darks, I'm like, why did that just

happen? Now I understand.

Modeling has prepared me with dealing
with, like, a lot of catty women by

me a Zoolander face. I just look at them
and try to stay beat at the same time.

All right.

We are here. Is everyone hungry? Let's
get off the bus.

This looks amazing.

The fabulous villa that I booked won't
allow us to check in until later on this

evening. Hi.

Good morning. Welcome.

Thank you. So I decided to treat the
ladies to lunch at one of Barcelona's

premier hotels to make sure everyone
isn't too hangry.

Welcome to Barcelona.

Y 'all up in Spain doing stuff like
this. Y 'all didn't know we had all

connections over here like this.

I should have known when y 'all started
with the Mercedes truck, honey.

Oh, my God. Look out here, Cynthia.

Look out here. Watch yourself.

Okay, we need to do a quick little photo
shoot up here. Isn't this beautiful?

Yes, the view is like crazy.

Oh, that's cute.

Look at this mother right there. Cooper
down model.

Catching the moment.

Yes, Eva girl.

Give me top model realness, baby. If she
opens up a model agency, she might run

the Bailey agency out of business.

This is good. I think we're off to a
good start.

Well, that won't last long.

I think you need to go and enjoy it
while you can. Oh, my God.

This is so beautiful.

So, ladies, happy news.

Nini is going on tour with me. She is
going to be the host of the

tour, and she's going to get to do
comedy.

I got this tour coming up with my group
escape.

And I just felt like it would be a good
opportunity for Nene as a comedian to be

seen in arenas. The whole United States
with this moment.

Nene and I are in the best place that
we've ever been since we've met.

And hopefully it will make our bond even
stronger.

She's going to be my roommate.

You better keep your hands to yourself.

We laugh at how y 'all be trying to
pretend like I am the only one that

dip my toe in the light. Oh, Lord.

You know, you dating somebody named
Mike?

Yeah, his name is Michael Sterling.

He's an attorney.

He's currently running for mayor of
Atlanta.

You guys want kids?

Yes. I had a daughter before meeting him
by who I like to consider her donor.

And he has been my daughter's father
since the day he jumped into my life.

that's nice.

So now, Eva, is your boyfriend okay with
you dating women as well?

Come again?

I just saw it on the blog that you dated
Misty Elliott or somebody.

Coming up next.

Everybody else, including Eva, can tell
you something about your man, so let

them tell you. I won't tell you nothing
else about your man.

I just saw it on a blog that you dated
Missy Elliott or somebody.

No. I mean, you're a beautiful girl, you
know? I mean, it's not hard to believe,

you know?

People would say you dated a woman, man,
whatever.

Am I a lesbian?

The answer is no. Did I date Missy
Elliott?

The answer is no.

Have I ever had a girl -on -girl
experience?

The answer is yes.

But still, why are we being messy?

This group has nothing against dating
girls. We just want to know, do you date

girls? No, I have some of my best
friends are lesbians. That's fine. Were

dipping the lady pond?

Now, listen, Kanda, you already know, a
lesbian affair was not on my bucket

list.

However, if it's going to go down in
Spain,

Kanda already know what it is. Say what?

Go bring up your services.

No, I'm offered to be served.

That's your third time? I'm coming to
watch.

Well, I tell y 'all what. Y 'all know
when I done knocked off Cynthia because

she going to be defending me like she
defending Will.

Oh, Lord.

She said that. You said that, girl.

Candace, she going to hold you down,
girl.

Honey, I need to take Cynthia out in
Barcelona and let her do some shopping,

honey, for a new man, honey, so she can
get rid of Slick Willie.

Okay, girl.

That party the other day?

Listen, I felt like the party ended up
being a lot more messy than it needed to

be. I would like to apologize to you.

Okay, so what was the truth? Because
from what I understood that night, he

not have a girlfriend.

Well, he might not have a girlfriend. He
might have a girlfriend. When I met

him, he introduced me to a young lady.
Well, he said he does not have a

girlfriend that night, that day.

I was shocked by the different
information I got when I got back.

was like, oh, should I tell her, should
I not?

Can I please finish up what I'm saying,
please? I'm sorry, I don't want to be

rude, but I just wanted to get this out
because this really is our conversation.

So anyway, I didn't read anything on the
blog.

Well, let me just ask you something real
quick. Just by any chance, do you think

he could have just told you a little fib
somewhere down the line and these girls

actually aren't telling the fib? No. I
don't believe that he's lying. You

believe him after knowing him too much
and knowing them?

Knowing her five minutes? No, I'm
talking about, of course, you've known

longer. But we're still getting to know
each other. But you've got to know him

five minutes, too.

I know. We're getting to know each
other. Don't worry about my information.

She don't want to hear it.

Just because you're telling me don't
mean I got to believe it.

But when you snap back, is that being
mean? I did not snap back. Look, this is

what I say for women.

There are always signs and signals that
we always overlook.

When Portia says that will is an
opportunist, you know, it's looking that

The reason that I got emotional with
you, Portia, was we have a little bit of

history of you telling me things about
my ex -husband that may not necessarily

have been true. You told Phaedra that my
husband was sleeping all around Atlanta

on me. You better check with your
waitresses at bar one.

Find out how your waitresses are getting
paid, okay? And it's full of penis.

And our history is one thing, Cynthia.

In the past with Peter, that's a whole
nother situation because...

Those things were said.

Let me just say this, Portia. When you
say, you know, what someone told me,

that's like saying when somebody told
you that Candy was trying to rape and

you. And that wasn't the case.

But first of all, hold on. Let me get
you together. You're trying to bring a

whole lot of stuff to justify being
defensive. We're talking about this

particular situation with Will.

I thought you would want to know that.

Now, you can relate it to your ex
-husband all you want, but that

ended for whatever reason it ended, and
you know what that is. Now, everybody

else, including Eva, can tell you
something about your man, so let them

you. I won't tell you nothing about your
man. I could care less, girl. Enjoy

your man. I'm going to lap it all up.

And enjoy it like a biscuit and syrup.
Which I'll stop it.

asked me to tell her. You see anybody
that I'm dealing with?

And they tell you you got a girlfriend?

Call it. Because I want to know. Thank
you. I'm way too old. I want to know.

When we were in Texas, I really thought
that I was breaking ground with Cynthia.

And here we are. She gets in front of
the girl. She's showing out again.

I don't come to anybody and tell them
anything about that man. And if I do, if

do, the women that I am close to, I
would say, hey, would you like me to

you? And if you say yes, I will tell
you.

So.

But I definitely wanted to get an
opportunity for you to see who I really

let you know that there is nothing in me
that ever wanted to hurt you or that

young man for that matter.

Okay, I'm still getting to know you. We
have a lot of friends in common.

I felt like your spirit was not coming
from a bad place. Thank you. You guys,

this has been amazing and very
insightful, as usual.

We are going to actually do a little
sightseeing before we check into our

All right, sounds good. All right. So is
this lunch or a snack?

You have eaten enough. You are busting
out of your gown, boo -boo. You don't

need nothing else. I have a stain on.

Please take it.

No, I'm not.

Lunch was nice.

I'm looking forward to dinner.

Candy, my speed got taken, so I took
yours.

Where my single lady's at?

Single ladies, are y 'all ready to meet
some Spanish men? Yes. Yes, honey.

Single ladies?

I'm like Mariah Carey.

I don't know her.

Question, do we start the bucket list
thing while we're out right now? Yeah,

when should we start that? Well, I
started mine earlier.

I ate some delicacy.

That was an anchovy, honey. That was not
a delicacy. We need you to bite them

pretty teeth into some bull balls or
something.

Sylvia, how many balls have you had in
your mouth? I'm just curious.

I don't do the ball thing.

I don't see the point of putting a ball
in my mouth. Like, y 'all don't lick the

balls? I mean, I would think that you
have a naked ass in your mouth because

that's supposed to last.

I mean, I think teabagging is a must.
It's part of getting a good head

situation. I mean, am I sure this?

We finally get to sightsee the city.

This is pretty.

Oh, wait, we should buy some souvenirs.

It ain't going to fit my big old head.

I got a white and black.

Can you get these two for me?

Beautiful.

Come on, Marlo.

Hi. Oh,

my goodness.

I got to get a good picture of that.
Look at that.

Oh, it's so amazing.

Sagrada Familia.

It's like one of their most famous
churches.

And they're still building it. All
right, you guys.

You guys, it's too late for us to go in.

We have to go check in to the villa.

So wait a minute. We come all the way
here, and you ain't even find out if we

can get in? You don't know the hours,
girl?

Well, if we can't go in, we at least
need to do one of the things on the

list. Come on, Shamil, you got to dance.
I got to do a little holy dance then,

because it's in front of the church.

All right, we'll hold it. With your
frock.

Uh -uh.

Yes.

Call me crazy, but somebody told me that
Shamil was a professional dancer.

It would never work in the strip club
that I used to dance in back in the

day, honey.

We're collecting donations for our
friend's dance.

Anybody enjoy this dance?

That was practice.

That was practice.

You had that again. That was practice.

Coming up next.

Can't none of y 'all step in my house
and say a motherfucking thing.

Cut it off, bitch. Please don't get my
wig in a motherfucking bunch.

Let me make sure I'm going to be staying
here tonight.

Oh, it's gated. Oh, fashion, yes.

We're in fame, y 'all.

Oh, yes.

And we have a little entertainment for
you guys.

Oh, this is nice. Oh, it's going down.

Yes. Woo!

We get my fan out, honey.

Yay!

These are red bottoms. Those are bloody
shoes.

Hey, get it, girl.

Show Shamil what to do later. Oh, yes.
Good work, y 'all.

That was amazing.

I'm so excited to finally get to this
villa. I mean, I have spent days and

researching the villa. It's beautiful.

This is a hard group. But I know they're
going to all be lifting me up in a

blaze of glory.

Hello!

Welcome to Barcelona.

Yes. And welcome to Villa Victoria.

Give me gold!

So entering the villa, I'm like,

it's starting to look a little scary.

Woo, it's a little chilly out here.

I may stay over here.

Oh, Lord, and it goes up further.

Whoa. I mean, it's cute.

It's cute.

It's cute.

I don't get it. Why are we here? When
I'm on vacation, I want to live it up.

I don't want to be on budget hotels.

This would have been cute if I was 20.

But I'm a grown -ass woman.

Definitely not the standard that this
group is used to.

Wow, this is gorgeous.

Fabulosity. Luxury.

Wow.

Oh,

an outdoor shower?

I love it.

Gorgeous. This is beautiful, you guys.

This is so nice. And it damn sure didn't
look like this online.

Found my room, Nene.

I'm good.

I'm in here. I'm in here.

I'm in here first.

Nuh -uh.

Well, here's a great little room.

But, y 'all, I'm happy to retire right
here.

Cynthia knew that there wasn't going to
be enough bathrooms, okay?

But, see, as the host...

I got to have a bathroom. I don't share
a bathroom with my husband, Greg, and I

know I'm not about to share one with
these bitches.

I can live in this room.

You got the best one.

And you got a living room.

And a deck.

Party room.

I'm going to just leave my stuff here to
be safe.

All I'm going to do is my room.

You put your stuff in. You can have it.
You said you wanted it. OK, I'll take

it. Who's hearing me?

That's me. It was this. That's Sheree.
No, that's my room. I'm taking this one.

Sheree's going to be upstairs. No,
Sheree's going to stay upstairs.

Yeah. That's my room right there.

I already claimed it. You put a roof
down there. No, I didn't. I told you. I

didn't put a roof down there.

No, that's my room. I claimed it. Oh,
I'm back over here. No, honey. You don't

get to do that.

No, ma 'am.

Sheree may know how to collect a bone or
two.

But clearly, sister girl is horrible at
picking a room.

Bye, girl. Down to the basement you go.

Hunk, hunk.

I claimed the room upstairs. Okay, I
didn't see anything. The purple room is

mine. Here's a little deck and a living
room.

This is Candy's room.

Well, I need to come over here and hide
by myself.

Candy gets a room with the patio, the
this or that. You know, just manners,

have you. I'm going to give it to the
host.

But nope.

Candy won't do that. But it's very
typical of her because she's done it

Hello, Candy.

Candy, you know you ain't right.

No, I'm not right.

Obviously, it's your trip. You should
pick the master. I don't want to have to

kill nobody.

I'm down here in a dungeon.

Let me forget my own bathroom.

I'm about to put these beds together.

I guess I'm stuck in a basement. If I
wanted to stay in a room that reeked of

mold and mildew, I would have went
around the corner to more manner.

Y 'all better be checking on me. I'm
down here by myself. You didn't know

was down here?

Okay, let's push it up.

There you go.

Come on, Sylvia. I need my privacy.

Okay.

I'm fine with being in any room. Me too.
I'm not even a complainer.

But at this point, I think the situation
being what it is, I think the more

mature girls need to go up. The two up,
you and I need to go up. And then, you

know, our middle age group need to be
right here on this middle level. Right.

I think we need to have a conversation
with Shamia and Candy.

Okay. To talk to them about moving.
Candy has the best room. Let me see how

conversation is going to go. Hey, Candy.

Dee Dee and I want to move into your
penthouse suite, and you can have one of

our very mediocre rooms downstairs.

Hey, you guys, let's have a quick
meeting in the living room.

Not going to happen.

So we got to get ready for dinner, you
guys, so let's make it really, really

quick. So we were just talking a few
minutes ago that we feel like the more

mature girls, Cynthia and I, we feel
like we should go up to the very top

which is where Shamia and Candy are.

I'm not falling for it. For what? I'm
not going for it, no.

No, listen, for what, Candy? No, I'm not
changing.

I'm not changing.

Coming up next.

So you think I lie about a stroke? I lie
about having to take heart surgery? I

lie that I take thyroid medicine, bitch?

No, I'm not changing.

I'm not changing.

I'm not moving.

I'm not moving.

I'm not moving.

Nene needs to back away for a second
instead of trying to balk me around.

Ma 'am.

Stop it.

First of all, let me just laugh at this
right quick. Why? Because any time we

say something about your age, honey, you
be quick to want to let us know how you

feel, young, you still got you still
this and that.

Now I'm the one girl that don't say
anything about age.

We feel like the more mature girls,
Cynthia and I, We feel like we should go

to the very top floor.

So what's going to go on? Are they
moving or Candy going to punk you and

ain't moving? We're trying to make it a
punk situation, okay?

What's wrong with the middle floor?
Goodbye, Marlo Hampton.

Hello, Candy Bird.

I am not listening to you, honey. So I'm
going to go back into my room and get

into my giant tub and put some Clorox in
there and soak.

Retire to your rooms, lady.

I will see you guys at dinner. I'm not
moving.

Candy is like a spoiled brat.

She's a spoiled brat.

Which purse do you think I should carry
tonight?

This is the sequins purse. Okay, well,
the fashion is... This is the mostest.

need to get the tag off your shoe. Well,
I'll take it off in a minute. I like

wearing tags sometimes, honey.

Come in.

Hi, Mom. Oh, we got the same pink color.

Say T -O -C.

Oh, it's... I'm feeling bad, girl.

It's cute.

This is the new script I just got.

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So how are you
liking it, the new script?

It's good. You know what I love about
it? They really go in detail with

Basically, she has a lot of lines.

Even though I'm on vacation, as soon as
I get back to Atlanta, the rehearsals

for Two Can Play That Game begin.

So I need to start going over my lines
so this trip isn't all play.

It's work, too.

I love these shades, though.

Girl, you know, my eyes got infected.

Whatever the glue is that my lady used.

So I'm just going to wear these tonight.
I know I look weird.

Listen, real quick.

Tell me if I'm wrong.

Sis, I love you to death.

I want, no matter what, if these girls
say anything else about Will, I just

you to take it so gracefully. You are
just so defensive.

You're too pretty for that. I don't even
want them to think they got under you.

I don't think I was that defensive.

But what Cynthia was correct when she
said, Portia has talked about Peter in

past. All I said was, she kept saying,
well, I was told, I was told, I was

Well, you was told a lot of stuff. That
was my only thing, and I'm sorry if it's

dumb.

Not today, you did get a little weird.

Because I thought you and Cynthia were
cool. It genuinely hurt my feelings

because when we went to Texas, I
genuinely thought I was bonding with

a different level.

But then today, let me know where we
are. You know what I'm saying?

Well, I can tell you this while we're on
the subject of going below the belt. I

kind of feel Candy went below the belt.
Kind of made me want to check her ass.

For her talking about the age thing,
like, we look the same age.

Y 'all bitches is fat. Take your clothes
off and let me take mine off it.

Please don't come for me with this bush.

He has a beef with me.

He cannot take my mouse from you. You
know if you tell Candy, oh, you're going

to let Nanny just punk you, and you the
host. You're too intelligent, you two.

I'm a business owner, and I'm a mongrel.

A mongrel? I mean, whatever.

A mongrel, a mongrel, whatever the hell
I'm trying to say.

A mongrel.

I was just messing with her.

Well, she ain't believing that well,
because it's about to take us over the

edge, because I ain't going to be able
to handle being on zero all day.

Y 'all look cute.

You can probably sit right here.

You see, I didn't even put on my pajamas
yet, girl. I didn't put an APV out on

some bleach.

No, hold on. Pick up that towel right
there. You can exfoliate with these.

Yeah, these.

Got it.

But the funny thing is. What?

Kim would not have stayed here.

She would have left. She would have
left. Yeah, she would have left.

Oh, my gosh. Let's talk to him.

Hey,

boo. Hey.

We're about to have dinner.

What is going on? What are you guys
doing today?

Is the weather nice?

The weather is beautiful.

I like to say the weather is beautiful.
It's just a slight chill at night, but

it's pretty.

Yeah, it's beautiful.

Oh, guess who's not here? Guess who's
not here?

Oh, let me tell the tea. Let me tell the
tea. Girl, Kenya is not here.

But, of course, your name came up as to
why you weren't here.

And Denny said that you can't be without
your husband.

That that's the reason why you didn't
come. She doesn't know what the f*** I

because I don't talk to her.

But, Kim, never mind. I'll leave it for
another time. Never mind. I was going to

say something, but never mind. No, yeah,
that's what we need to say. No, I'll

save it. I'll save it. No, it's
sensitive.

It's sensitive.

No, no, just that I didn't know that you
were a cancer survivor.

And I was going to say that that's...
Wonderful and such a blessing because my

cancer runs in my family.

Wait, what did you say?

Coming up next.

Him going in on your ass. What?

She just sent a text to all of us.

I didn't know that you were a cancer
survivor.

And I was going to say that that's.
Wonderful and such a blessing because my

cancer runs in my family.

Wait, what did you say?

That you're a cancer survivor.

I'm not a cancer survivor.

Well, she said.

I don't know who told you that. And
nobody said that. Wait, maybe I

misunderstood. Nene said something to
the effect that Kim is the only person

that she knows who's had a stroke, a
blood clot.

open -heart surgery, cancer, and
thyroid. Yeah, that's what made me...

still... And still negative.

So you think I lie about a stroke? I lie
about having open -heart surgery? I lie

that I take thyroid medicine, bitch?

Wow.

It's scum, and I won't even acknowledge
it. She's in trash.

Period. This is the same bitch that
parks in a...

And she's not even handicapped.

So who's the real sick bitch?

And what she really needs to worry about
is the fucking roaches in her house.

Right about my fucking sickness.

But did you hear about Brielle, though?
Brielle went to the bathroom at Nene's

house. She did a Snapchat, and I guess
there was a bunch of cockroaches.

I'll be it.

Seriously. Yeah.

Who does that?

Hold on. Stand by.

This is not going to end well.

Uh -oh.

The ladies are going to be so excited
that y 'all were able to join us.

Oh, my God.

Why do you have your wig, Marla? No,
this is Kim. She wanted to come on and

decided to join us. Hi, Kenya.

And one's going to sit at one end of the
table. Oh, my God. So they can get

along. I'm going to need a lot of
drinks, Marlo. That's all I got to say.

Yes. Hi, Kenzie. Welcome.

I thought it would be a great idea for
the ladies to stay in tonight.

Everyone's exhausted.

Who doesn't want to put on their pajamas
right now?

Okay, I feel weird at this table.

Uh -uh.

Is that the special guest?

Y 'all are shady as hell. This is Marlo
Inspire. She's the visionary.

Damn. Marlo come?

I mean, like, she come.

Marlo and Portia, I assign you guys the
job of being bartenders.

So if you would kindly make us some
cocktails.

I'm a big vodka girl.

That's right. What do you want?

I'll do the vodka and the...

Fanta, thank you.

Vodka and Fanta.

So what would you like to drink? A wine
or a vodka? Okay, so Henny and Coke,

okay. No, no, no. Let's go.

Otherwise, you don't drink?

No, I stopped smoking cigarettes.

I stopped smoking cigarettes. I stopped
drinking. Okay.

Oh, my gosh. I forgot Ken had been on my
house. Let's invite Ken down. Oh,

that's right. Oh, hello.

Yes. Of course.

Ken, you stand on your last fucking leg.

I know. I liked your ass. I know.

Nene's feelings for her. She felt like
you were really coming for her with age

things. She gave it to me.

I did not. Why do y 'all feel like y
'all can come at me first? I didn't say

that to you.

Yes, you did.

We're the elders and we deserve.

Oh, my God. Did I say that?

I did not. You said I'm the more mature.

Oh, more mature. I did not say that.
Wait, wait. Does that imply that we're

immature? No.

Come on, Nene. It's all in fun. I mean,
let's be for real. You're not that far

from Social Security time.

Why do you have sunglasses on now? My
eyes got infected earlier. I'm literally

allergic to latex. I use latex condoms.

No, I don't have sex unless you about to
be married.

I clearly have raw sex, okay?

What type of soup is it? Something with
some kind of... All pumpkin soup.

Who's going to bless the food? Is
someone going to bless the food? The

The elders?

Bitch,

did you say the elders, bitch?

You better come all the way back now
before we have to drag you, bitch.

We're not going to threaten nobody now.

Don't do that. Well, don't do the elders
thing.

Like, I'm 0 to 100. Like, don't do that.

You did through 100. Like, that means do
not do that, okay? Y 'all did that

earlier. Y 'all both talked about
elders.

No, we did not talk about elders. I
never used those kind of words.

I got it confused.

It was mature.

Nene always has a problem with people
talking about her age.

Candy said, Nene, you still have a
period, but somebody think that in your

you would be menopausal. I'm not
checking your panties, okay? I mean, you

the mature one in this bunch.

Okay, so let's bless the table really
quickly.

Lord, please know that I am zero to 100,
Jesus. I do not have a middle ground,

Lord. And I have given out all the
passes that you have asked me to give,

And I have left zero, and I'm close to
very 100.

Please be with me, Jesus. Hold me tight,
honey.

Amen.

That was a group prayer, honey.

No umbrella necessary in this group,
because this day is so real.

I'm pretty new to this level of shade.

I mean, I don't know. I'm from L .A. You
know, Snoop Dogg. Sit back.

Blow a joint. Calm down.

It's not that deep.

Marlo was starting with candy all day.

Since I said that you're so dry, you've
just been so old to me. It's weird. What

did I do to you?

You're not welcoming.

You're just always... Well, first of
all... Who sits at the table?

And I can do that. I live in America,
so... And I can do that as well. I don't

know what you get offended about.

We're going to learn etiquette, and
we're going to let me talk.

Well, clearly, if you're going to tell
me that I need to take your etiquette

class, then I'm going to have something
to say. And yes, I'm going to talk about

you and your lack thereof of etiquette
as well.

Do you have a problem with Marlo
thinking that you're dry? Because

you did say that you feel like you're
dry. I don't know what Marlo thinks

if I'm dry or not.

Candy, I do believe you're dry with
people. And that's okay.

I come off too blunt, and you just come
off one way.

They be like, damn, is she playing? Is
she serious?

It's one tone with you.

Candy's been as dry as for as long as
we've known her. I don't know why Marlo

felt the need to point it out in
Barcelona.

Because she was dry in Atlanta as well.

Well, are we done eating?

No. That's not the meal. I thought that
was the damn vegan meal I missed.

But they was all drunk, girl. By the
time they ate their cupcake, they was

ooh, it's so good.

No way.

Let me tell you, girl.

so drunk at that dinner, girl. It was
good. It was a good time.

But I think that alcohol is stronger
when you're eating vegan food. It

absolutely is. And now you see what I'm
telling you. When I drink anything, it

immediately hits me. Like, in majority
of the time, I don't even have to drink.

Hello, God. What?

What?

Him going in on your ass. What?

She just sent this text to all of us.

All right, so this is just it.

NeNe is sick and disgusting, and I'm not
just speaking on the fact that she made

fun of a serious health issue I had, but
I'm also speaking on the fact she lives

in a fucking roadside.

For someone who has two beautiful kids
and an amazing husband, she should be

worried about karma. But this is coming
from the same person who takes

handicapped spots from the handicapped.
Wait, here's a video.

She in my bathroom.

What in the world?

Kim and Brielle are like taking videos
of people's homes and saving them for

Day. This bullshit has gone too far,
Kim.

The last time Kim came to my crib, she
said I lived in the hood.

Sweetie said this area, she was scaring
me.

When I got off the exit, I locked my
fucking door. So she's not welcome to my

house anymore.

Kim is not here, so how does she know
about the conversation earlier?

Well, how do you think? We had a
conversation earlier.

You can't have problems with us?

We told her what you said in the
conversation. The reason why she's not

because she can't be without her
husband. Okay, that's fine.

Is there nothing?

Of course I'm going to talk to Kim and
tell her what everybody's saying. A bone

carrier is never off her job.

Kim, okay?

Now, hold on. Let me just say my part.
Then you guys can chime in. As far as my

house is concerned, hey, none of y 'all
bitches.

Hold on.

Hey, none of y 'all bitches step in my
crib and say, hey, none of y 'all step

my house and say a motherfucking thing.
Bitch, all my shit is brand new with

real tags on it, bitch, with real
labels. So, cut it off, bitch. Please

get my wig in a motherfucking bush.

Kim, I can't believe that Kim had the
audacity to run around and act like I

roaches in my house. I'm sure she's got
worms inside of her ass, okay?

Worms, honey.

And there I live in a roach. If it's her
and her daughter, I'm disgusted, honey.

My mother's house is brand spanking
motherfucking huge.

Oh, my God.

She just took a picture of your car in a
handicapped spot.

This is getting a little messy now. This
shows you how much of a f***ing liar

this girl is.

She said she didn't even f***ing see me.

You didn't see me at the f***ing mall?

Nah, bitch. Did you, mother f***er? I
didn't know who you were with.

It wasn't Brent. That's the only reason
why I didn't think it was you.

No, it wasn't Brent. I was with a
handicapped person.

But she didn't see me now, and I'm a big
six -feet bitch with blonde hair.

She said, didn't I see a handicapped
parking ticket and a Rolls Royce?

Yes, bitch.

You did.

Well,

Nene and Kim's relationship has clearly
hit rock bottom. First it started, hey

girl, hey, I miss you. And then it came
to, oh, I see you, to shade, shade,

shade, talking roaches, dirty.

Now we down below the belt.

I think she got mad because she felt
like you were making fun of her health.

When? When you said she's the only
person that's had thyroid problems.

So do you believe she's had those
things? No, I don't.

I don't. I believe he's an excuse
person, and I stand by that.

My house is beat, bitch. You're going to
record a water bug from my pool, bitch.

Y 'all bitches ain't even got pool.

Well, I got a community pool in my
company.

Everything I have, I have worked my ass
off for. Unlike you, honey.

Spreading your legs every chance you
get. With married men, women, I didn't

to do any of that. I worked for mine,
and I spread my legs when I feel like

How about that?

She's a trashy, no -good bitch. She's
always been trash, and she's going to

always be trash. That was so calculated
and disgusting.

That was foul.

Point blank, period. She didn't have to
do that.

She's a disgusting, bald -haired bitch.

Next time on the Real Housewives of
Atlanta.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Welcome to Go -Kart Barcelona.

Yes, Barcelona!

When we had our phone conversation, I
had no idea that a text was going to

follow. Portia, are you going to have a
conversation with Kim?

It's not my problem.

Marlo, Marlo.

You're just mad because someone will
answer your damn question. But guess

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