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Hi, I'm George Owens, and
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this is Sports Rap.
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Hi, I'm George Owens, and
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this is Sports Rap.
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That sound like Hugh Downs.
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Hi, I'm George Owens, and
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this is Sports Rap.
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Hi, I'm Lynn Belvedere, and
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I'd like to start breakfast.
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Rehearsing for your broadcast debut?
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Yeah, maybe.
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Well, I'm sure you'll do quite well.
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Go ahead, ask me a question.
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Anything on sports.
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Oh, I wouldn't dream. I mean, ha ha.
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Come on!
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A person of your knowledge?
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What do you want to know?
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Players? Stats? Records? In cricket.
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If a batsman inadvertently
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strikes the wicket
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causing the bales to fall
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before the bowlers' delivery,
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is he penalized only one run
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or is he out?
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Yeah.
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He's penalized one run.
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he's out and he has to go eat
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English food and he gets sick
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and he dies
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It turned around and no one sped.
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All hands look out below.
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There's a change in the status quo.
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Gonna need all the help that
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we can get.
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According to our new arrival,
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life is more than mere survival.
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We just might live a good life yet.
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I almost forgot I packed your
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lunch I see that I think
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it's a very good idea
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you're gonna be sitting there
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for four hours yes you'll see
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I packed a few
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sandwiches fruit some Oreo
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cookies double stuff your
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favorite a thermos of
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tomato soup and an extra tie
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just in case
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Hey, Dad, can I come with
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you to the radio station?
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I've never been one. Can I?
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Ha-ha!
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Please, please, please!
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Uh, gee, I don't know, pal.
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Besides, I think it's gonna
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be long and boring.
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Oh, gonna tell a lot of your
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stories, huh?
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Delightful child.
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Hey, Dad, you about ready to leave?
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Pretty soon pal great
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So you're going with him,
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aren't you mom? No, honey.
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I'm gonna stay home and study but mom.
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That's what libraries are for
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Why can't I study at home?
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He's got a date Jennifer
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Simpson's coming.
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Oh, yeah. Well, it's no big deal
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We're just gonna study together
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Yeah
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What are you gonna study?
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Anatomy
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So I bet she's a pretty hot
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number, huh?
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She's just a girl
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Yeah, well, that's the main thing.
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Honey, you better hurry.
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
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Well, wish me luck. Good luck.
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Bye, Dad.
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And just reminding you again,
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I'm George Owens.
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This is Sports Rap.
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I'm ready to take your calls
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at 555-2222
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and discuss any sports topic
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or just shoot the breeze.
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If you want to call right
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now, I think we've got some
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lines open, one through 12.
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No one's calling him. Someone will.
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This is so embarrassing.
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Okay, I'm ready to rap with
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you about baseball,
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basketball, football.
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How about those Steelers?
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I think they stink. Any other opinions?
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Okay, I need your notes for
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World War II. Oh, okay.
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Here you go.
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One page for the whole war?
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Oh, well, Mr. Yakamoto doesn't
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like to talk about it much.
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Okay, I also need your notes
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for bio and trig.
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Bio.
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Trig.
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Do you realize that because
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of the insanity of the
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world's situation,
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We could all be dead tomorrow.
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Is that why you don't take notes?
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Kevin, our entire planet is
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under assault.
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Pollution, toxic waste, the
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nuclear arms race,
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exploitation of the land and
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its creatures.
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But if we could come
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together, you know, unite as one,
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oh, it could really make a difference.
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I think it would for me.
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Thanks for your call.
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You're on sports rap.
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Yeah, I have a question about soccer.
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Fire away.
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Yeah, remember that soccer
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team that crashed in the Andes?
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Did they really start eating
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each other?
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I don't know, but I wouldn't
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blame them with that airline food.
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Right now, five minutes for
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news headlines.
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This is getting gross.
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My father's doing his best.
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Hey, it's Saturday. Let's go someplace.
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You mean you and me?
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Yeah.
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Oh, I don't think your father
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expects us
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to listen to the whole four hours.
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Yes, I think 15 minutes is
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more than enough.
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Hey, Ed, let's go to the beauty parlor.
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Oh, no, not that. Not that.
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Oh, Mr. Belvedere, when
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Heather was younger,
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every once in a while,
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we'd go and get our hair
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done the same way.
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Cute.
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Yeah.
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Then we put on identical
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outfits with the same purses
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and everything
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and we go shopping.
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I can just picture it.
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Come on, Heather, it'll be fun.
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Okay, okay.
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God, I hope this is just a phase.
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So, um, thanks for the notes and stuff.
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I appreciate it. Oh, sure.
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Listen, Jennifer, I've been
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thinking about what you said,
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about the planet and how we're
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sitting on the eve of destruction.
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Yeah.
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So, uh, you wanna see a
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movie tonight, when there's still time?
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Uh, listen, Kevin, I like
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you, and I think you're cute
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in a transient sort of way,
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but I've got other commitments.
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Oh.
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Well, I understand.
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Listen, um, I'm handing out
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pamphlets at the mall this afternoon.
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We're trying to stop the
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slaughter of animals for their
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skins and pelts.
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Oh, yeah, I hate that sort of stuff.
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I really do.
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If you want to help, meet me
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at three in front of the hickory hut.
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Great.
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Then after we're through,
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maybe we could, you know, do
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something else.
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Uh, yeah, maybe.
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But you should know one thing.
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I won't sleep with anyone
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unless I respect their
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political convictions.
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Hey, Jennifer, wait up.
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Hey, where are we going?
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Shhh. We're here.
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Oh yeah, first store.
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We'll hand out the pamphlets, stop
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the people from going in.
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That's not the plan.
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What are you gonna do with that?
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What do you think?
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Spray the windows?
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Windows can be cleaned, Kevin.
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A stable jacket can't.
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Hey, hey, wait a minute.
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We're gonna get in a lot of trouble.
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Kevin, that's the point.
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We've got to take a stand,
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make a statement, get some attention.
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Yeah, well, I get a lot of
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attention at home.
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You know, Kevin,
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These last few hours that we
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spent together have shown me
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that you're a person with
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courage and integrity.
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Someone I believe that I
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could really get active with.
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What exactly do you mean by that?
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I want to go all the way, Kevin.
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With this.
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May I help you?
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Sure.
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Uh, my husband and I are
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looking for a fur.
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You two are married? Uh, yeah.
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Well, any type of quality fur
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is very expensive.
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Oh, that's okay. We've got
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lots of money.
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We won the Publishers Clearing
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House sweepstakes.
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We couldn't believe it happened to us.
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Well, we just received a
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lovely Norwegian mink.
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We'd love to see it.
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this is it how about this
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isn't this stunning and
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remember this isn't just
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the coat it's an investment
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man oh certain this is for
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all the minks in
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and all over the world.
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What are you, crazy?
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Security!
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Yeah, they had some cases there.
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Back in those days, it was
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really illegal to cork bats.
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Everybody was corking bats.
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What they did was cut the
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top of the bat off, then drill a hole,
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put a piece of cork in it,
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and made the ball travel further.
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I remember one of those guys
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one afternoon hit a home run.
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The ball went unbelievably
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far, and the end of the bat
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ended up in right field.
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It was unbelievable.
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You had to be there to see it.
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It was really funny.
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Come on, Picasso. Time to
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make another statement.
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Hey, look, I've never been
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arrested before, you know? Don't worry.
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I'll be gentle.
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Park it over there, honey.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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How you doing?
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Fine. Just, just fine.
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Were you in up with people?
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No.
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Thought I recognized you.
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Okay, honey, we're gonna need
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a little more information from
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you and then we'll move you
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right along.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Full name?
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Mud.
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Is that with one or two Ds?
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Oh, no, no. It's Owens.
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Kevin B. I was joking.
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Oh, maybe later we can share a laugh.
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Yes, Wally's world of beanbag
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furniture, the economy-minded
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wave of the future,
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goes with any decor and
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you've never been oh, so comfortable.
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Wesley, not in the house for that.
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I'm bored.
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Then go outside.
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I don't want to go out tonight.
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00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:41,770
Hey, let's play Parts Easy again.
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No, you cheat.
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00:12:43,910 --> 00:12:44,990
Well, I'm a kid.
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Besides, you take too long to move.
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Watch how fast I pack.
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Wait, wait, Mr.
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Builder, don't go in there. I'm sorry.
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It's okay, Wesley.
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It's been a long afternoon
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for both of us.
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00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,290
Well, let's try Scrabble again.
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Fine, fine.
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Just remember,
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mooney moola is not a word.
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It's aluminum.
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Backwards.
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He's talking again.
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Okay, kiddo, so much for
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pictures and prints,
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and now it's time for the cage.
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No writing on the walls, no
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spitting on the floors,
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no vulgar behavior of any kind.
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Uh, what if I have to go to
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the bathroom?
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I believe the same dynamic applies.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I can't get this stuff off
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my hands, huh?
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Lead?
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Ink?
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I was hoping we'd have
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something in common.
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I'm gonna go stand over there now.
335
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:07,220
Wow, it's just like Dragonet!
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00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:10,340
Hey, Kevin.
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What's going on?
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00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,780
Am I somebody?
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00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:17,360
No. Hello, Kevin. Hi, Mr.
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00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:20,780
Belvedere. Anything new?
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00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:26,160
Excuse me. I take it you're Mr. Owens?
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00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:27,821
If that is meant to be a
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joke, it's in very poor taste.
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00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:33,581
I don't believe this. I just
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00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,480
don't believe it.
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00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,980
Mom, it looks great.
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I mean, I don't believe this.
348
00:14:40,860 --> 00:14:42,860
This we will talk about later.
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00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:44,580
Hey, Mom, look at Kevin.
350
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:49,000
Hey, Kevin, look at Mom.
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Kevin, you are right, honey.
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00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,100
Yeah.
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00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,600
Are you?
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00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,580
Excuse me, ma'am.
355
00:14:57,580 --> 00:14:58,800
Are you Mrs.
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Owens? Yes, I'm Marcia Owens.
357
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,060
Oh, well, I'm Sergeant Wentworth.
358
00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:04,200
I'm the arresting officer.
359
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:04,741
Well, Sergeant.
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00:15:04,741 --> 00:15:06,881
Sergeant, I may not have all
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00:15:06,881 --> 00:15:08,621
the facts yet, but I do
362
00:15:08,621 --> 00:15:10,201
happen to be studying to be
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an attorney.
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And as someone who has a
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working knowledge of the law,
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I must tell you, this is a good boy!
367
00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:21,320
Oh, Mom!
368
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:26,740
There you are, you butcher! Hi, Mr.
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00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:27,600
Beckman.
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00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,080
You wanted to kill me.
371
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:30,381
Why didn't you just stick a
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00:15:30,381 --> 00:15:31,241
knife in my heart?
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00:15:31,241 --> 00:15:33,140
That would have been faster.
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00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,540
Kevin, what's going on?
375
00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:37,320
Well, according to Mr.
376
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Beckman here, your son ran into his
377
00:15:39,201 --> 00:15:41,001
first shop with this spray can and...
378
00:15:41,001 --> 00:15:42,501
And did this?
379
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:43,600
Wow!
380
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,100
Just like Zorro!
381
00:15:45,740 --> 00:15:46,541
Where's the Heather?
382
00:15:46,541 --> 00:15:47,421
Let's go and look at the
383
00:15:47,421 --> 00:15:48,840
wanted posters.
384
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:50,800
Perhaps you'll see someone you know.
385
00:15:52,340 --> 00:15:54,500
You painted a mink?
386
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:55,580
Uh-huh.
387
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,040
Are you crazy?
388
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,340
I was protesting.
389
00:15:58,340 --> 00:15:59,621
Oh, come on, kid.
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00:15:59,621 --> 00:16:01,341
It's a mink, for God's sake!
391
00:16:01,341 --> 00:16:03,721
They raise them on farms like
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00:16:03,721 --> 00:16:06,360
wheat that still doesn't make it right
393
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,740
What do you care?
394
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,960
My business is in the toilet. Anyway, I
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00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:13,821
mean
396
00:16:13,821 --> 00:16:16,721
Whatever happened to a fox
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00:16:16,721 --> 00:16:19,940
rat and an evening at the theater
398
00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:25,520
Raccoon colt in an army Navy game
399
00:16:26,180 --> 00:16:28,860
What happened to glamour?
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00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:36,000
What happened to you? Look, Mr.
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00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,801
Beckman, my son is at a very
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stupid age.
403
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,480
But he means well.
404
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,720
Oh, I'm sure he does.
405
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,580
Look, you must have children.
406
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:47,581
I never married.
407
00:16:47,581 --> 00:16:49,921
No. But if you did, you'd
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00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:51,041
know that kids sometimes
409
00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:52,541
act impulsively.
410
00:16:52,940 --> 00:16:54,620
And... All right.
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00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:56,080
All right. I know.
412
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,601
He's a model citizen.
413
00:16:57,601 --> 00:17:01,280
The point is that... Forget it.
414
00:17:03,661 --> 00:17:06,040
I was young once myself.
415
00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:07,360
So you'll drop the charges?
416
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,940
Sure. Why not? Thank you.
417
00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:13,401
Just give me the 2,300 bucks
418
00:17:13,401 --> 00:17:14,581
for the mink and I'll forget
419
00:17:14,581 --> 00:17:15,820
the whole thing.
420
00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:19,200
But it's got paint on it. Book it!
421
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,980
Okay, okay.
422
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,300
Do you have a phone I can use?
423
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,920
Sure right over there. Thank you.
424
00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:30,080
You stay put
425
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:44,140
Well Kevin Kevin Kevin what what what
426
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,841
Come now that you're not the
427
00:17:46,841 --> 00:17:47,801
first person to suffer for
428
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:51,361
something he believes in. Oh
429
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:53,301
Sure, I
430
00:17:53,301 --> 00:17:55,140
certainly admire your convictions
431
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,600
Oh, yeah, convictions, right.
432
00:17:59,060 --> 00:18:00,500
Save the seals.
433
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:02,000
Read all about it.
434
00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:04,860
You know, Kevin, long ago,
435
00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:06,360
before it was fashionable,
436
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,181
a friend and I intercepted a
437
00:18:08,181 --> 00:18:09,401
Soviet whaling vessel
438
00:18:09,401 --> 00:18:12,680
off the coast of Gibraltar. Oh, yeah?
439
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,821
Braving the frigid and turbulent seas
440
00:18:14,821 --> 00:18:16,601
of the North Atlantic, we
441
00:18:16,601 --> 00:18:17,581
boarded the Karenina
442
00:18:17,581 --> 00:18:19,141
and lashed ourselves to the
443
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,641
harpoon guns.
444
00:18:20,860 --> 00:18:21,781
They left us chained there
445
00:18:21,781 --> 00:18:22,761
for two weeks
446
00:18:22,761 --> 00:18:25,740
And then booted us into the Black Sea
447
00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:28,501
Boy she must have been some
448
00:18:28,501 --> 00:18:31,220
girl wonderful girl
449
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:36,880
Terrible swimmer
450
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,401
That's right, that's right Van
451
00:18:39,401 --> 00:18:41,681
Lingo mongo pitcher ten years
452
00:18:41,681 --> 00:18:44,540
with the Dodgers you win your fiver pal
453
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,581
Okay, next call
454
00:18:46,581 --> 00:18:49,001
Sports rap you're on the air
455
00:18:49,001 --> 00:18:52,740
George Kevin's in jail What?
456
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,480
Who is this?
457
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,240
Marcia? Yeah, George, listen, honey.
458
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,460
He, uh, he was in a protest.
459
00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:01,280
Protest.
460
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,641
He did a little damage and
461
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,420
they arrested him.
462
00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:09,300
Yeah, he's here. Fine, fine.
463
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,180
I'll put him right on.
464
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,420
Mr. Belvedere?
465
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,380
Phone.
466
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:22,560
Hello, is this sports rap?
467
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:24,380
Don't get cute with me, Belvedere.
468
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,140
I know you're behind this.
469
00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:27,341
My kids were never interested
470
00:19:27,341 --> 00:19:29,580
in anything until you showed up.
471
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:30,461
George, I hate to disappoint
472
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:31,441
you, but I had absolutely
473
00:19:31,441 --> 00:19:32,420
nothing to do with it.
474
00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:33,460
Come on, come on.
475
00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:34,940
It's me, remember?
476
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:35,560
What was it?
477
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:36,680
Nuke the whales?
478
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,080
Free the Indy 500?
479
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,180
What?
480
00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:42,080
George, it was an affair of the heart.
481
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,140
He did it for the girl.
482
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:57,401
Oh...
483
00:19:57,401 --> 00:19:58,901
Kevin!
484
00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:03,500
Watch what you're doing. Sorry, Mr.
485
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,000
Belvedere.
486
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,500
So how's it going in there, Kev?
487
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,820
Oh, getting it cleaned, Dad.
488
00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:11,880
Way I got it figured out.
489
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:12,921
You've already worked off
490
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,660
close to seven bucks.
491
00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:17,520
Well, the night's young.
492
00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:20,100
Your popcorn, George.
493
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:24,760
Actually, this isn't too bad.
494
00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:27,760
To wear in the house.
495
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,560
In the dark.
496
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,120
I think it looks kind of punk, Mom.
497
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,300
Yeah, it matches your hairdo.
498
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,220
This tastes like a duralong.
499
00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:46,260
Ah, Mata Hari.
500
00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:47,760
Is Kevin around?
501
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:48,200
Yes.
502
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,700
He's in the fireplace.
503
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:50,380
Oh.
504
00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:52,280
Can I have a word with him?
505
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,420
That depends.
506
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,900
Do you have a miner's helmet? Uh, Mr.
507
00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:58,560
Belvedere, I'll talk to her.
508
00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:00,520
Okay.
509
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,960
Well, let's go, gang.
510
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,420
Well, children, have a nice chat.
511
00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:08,061
Thank you.
512
00:21:08,061 --> 00:21:10,281
I can't believe she had the
513
00:21:10,281 --> 00:21:11,900
nerve to show her face.
514
00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:13,400
Look who's talking.
515
00:21:16,260 --> 00:21:19,001
So, Witta, it seems I'm in
516
00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:20,800
the doghouse around here.
517
00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:23,300
Yeah, well, you're not the only one.
518
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,620
Yeah, I can see that.
519
00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:27,481
Listen, Kevin, I appreciate
520
00:21:27,481 --> 00:21:29,440
you keeping my name out of this.
521
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,800
My parents would have killed me.
522
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,520
Hey, uh, it's no big deal.
523
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,041
So, you, um, you want to do
524
00:21:39,041 --> 00:21:40,541
something sometime?
525
00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:43,800
Go see a movie or get a burger?
526
00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:47,000
You've earned it. Uh, yeah.
527
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,561
Well, that sounds nice, but I
528
00:21:48,561 --> 00:21:49,681
think I'm going to be tied
529
00:21:49,681 --> 00:21:51,960
up for the next six or seven years.
530
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,140
Besides, I'm grounded.
531
00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:57,160
No movies, no TV, no stereo.
532
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,160
I think I can use a toaster.
533
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:06,001
I'm sorry, but I'm sure that
534
00:22:06,001 --> 00:22:10,620
there's something that we could do.
535
00:22:11,940 --> 00:22:15,320
Yeah, well, that sounds nice, too.
536
00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:18,721
But I think I'm going to
537
00:22:18,721 --> 00:22:21,081
save that for someone whose
538
00:22:21,081 --> 00:22:23,140
convictions I respect.
539
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,360
I guess I had that coming.
540
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:29,860
Bye Jennifer.
541
00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:31,680
Goodbye Kevin.
542
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,641
I think I'll go back in the
543
00:22:43,641 --> 00:22:45,141
chimney now.
544
00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:52,270
Week seven.
545
00:22:52,630 --> 00:22:54,271
I find Kevin's little escapade
546
00:22:54,271 --> 00:22:56,011
of the furriers has made my
547
00:22:56,011 --> 00:22:57,391
life in the Owens household a
548
00:22:57,391 --> 00:22:58,891
great deal easier.
549
00:22:59,150 --> 00:23:00,631
Kevin is so sincere in his
550
00:23:00,631 --> 00:23:02,410
efforts to work off his debt,
551
00:23:02,410 --> 00:23:04,590
he's actually been waiting on me.
552
00:23:06,670 --> 00:23:08,410
That's it, Kevin.
553
00:23:08,830 --> 00:23:10,370
That's a good lad.
554
00:23:12,310 --> 00:23:14,151
Happily all this leisure time
555
00:23:14,151 --> 00:23:16,151
has left me free to pursue
556
00:23:16,151 --> 00:23:17,871
interests and convictions of
557
00:23:17,871 --> 00:23:21,590
my own, as well as make new friends.
558
00:23:33,700 --> 00:23:35,500
Nice catch, Sinbad.
559
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:17,140
You
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