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Hey, what's a compound fracture?
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It's when you break your leg
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or something and the bone sticks out.
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Huh?
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Oh, oh, I meant compound fraction.
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Oh.
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Well, what are you asking me for?
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Mrs. Owens, I've made some
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coffee if you'd like some.
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Yes, thank you. Hi, gang!
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Hey, come on. I need two
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volunteers for a great time.
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Uh-oh.
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Where are we going, Dad? Sports arena.
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Come on, you too, Kev.
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What about dinner?
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What about it?
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I was going to prepare a coq au vin.
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Yeah, well, you can stick it
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back in your van.
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Me and the kids will grab a
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chili dog at the snack bar.
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So what are we going to see, Dad?
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Hockey? Rodeo?
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Wrestling.
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Oh, boy!
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Freestyle or Greco-Roman?
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Midgets.
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My next guess.
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Plus, a couple of tag teams,
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a grudge match,
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and a battle royale. A what?
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A battle royale. It's great.
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Eighteen 300-pound guys
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sweating like pigs,
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beating each other's brains out.
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No rules.
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Honey, that sounds a little, uh, rough.
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Nah, it's respectable now.
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anyway I'm doing a story for
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the paper wrestling going to
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the mat for
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entertainment it's a school
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night come on mom please it's
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great on TV
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all right all right all right
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I guess it's okay hey come
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on how about you
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champ uh gee dad I'd love to
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but I have a test tomorrow
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oh well come on No way.
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I don't care what Sidney Loppa says.
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Those guys are gross.
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I'll take a rain check.
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Oh.
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Looks like I'm stuck with an
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extra ticket.
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Well, let's go.
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Wait. Why can't Mr. Boba Deer come?
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Oh, I couldn't possibly, Wesley.
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Look.
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It's Sergeant Slaughter versus
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Big John Sud
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for the Intercontinental Championship.
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Hmm, very nice.
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Come on, Wes, he doesn't want to come.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Part Roman spectacle, part
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theater of the absurd,
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colorful, vibrant, it may
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prove interesting.
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So you coming or what?
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Well, it beats ironing your shorts.
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I'll get my coat.
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Or would a mask and cape be
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more appropriate?
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That's a good one.
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All the help that we can get
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According to our new arrival
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Life is more than mere survival
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We just might live a good life, yeah
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Ah, I found some bologna
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Thank God
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Maybe there's some friendships
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or something Whatcha doing?
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She's making a couple of sandwiches.
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At dinner, you both said that
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you weren't, uh, hungry.
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I guess I kind of did do a
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number on that chicken, didn't I?
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I didn't even know the oven
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went up to 600.
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Look, it wasn't that bad.
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It was just a little dry.
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Like a doorstop.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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It's just that I was trying to study,
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and then I was trying to
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watch the chicken,
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and I just didn't know what I...
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It's okay, Mom. It's okay, Mel.
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What one? Bless you.
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We're back!
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Oh.
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Oh, I am sorry.
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So what happened?
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Oh, Mom, you should have seen him!
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I mean, he just grabbed the
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guy, twisted around
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and flipped him on the ground!
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Who, Sergeant Slaughter? No, Mr.
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Belvedere!
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What?
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What happened?
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Oh, it was nothing, really.
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Yeah, so, uh, let's go to bed.
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Come on, Wes. School tomorrow.
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What happened was, the guy in
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front of us was standing up,
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yelling and squirming and stuff,
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and Dad asked him to please sit down.
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Come on, Wes.
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Bedtime. So the guy says, who's gonna
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make me?
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And Dad says, let's be adults
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about this.
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And then the guy pushes Dad,
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and Dad goes backwards over his chair.
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I slipped on some beer.
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And that's when Mr. Belvedere
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attacked him.
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Hey, that's pretty good.
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Just a little hand-to-hand
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technique I picked up during
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a brief stint with a gurkha regiment.
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Yeah, well, you girked him pretty good.
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Wesley, you must understand
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that your father was correct
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in attempting to settle the
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matter peacefully.
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One might say discussion is
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the better part of valor.
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Now, off to bed with you. Yes, sir.
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Honey, are you okay?
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Yeah, it was nothing.
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I'm gonna go change.
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George?
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What?
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Nothing. Just if you leave
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those trousers with me,
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I think a little sudsy water
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and lemon juice
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would get that stain right out.
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You learned that from the Gurkhas, too?
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Hints from Heloise. Bye, Ev.
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I'm late for study group.
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Oh, Mom, just a second.
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Did you see this? Pretty neat, huh?
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Spring Fashion Forecast.
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Yeah, that's a cute sweater.
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I'm not talking about the sweater.
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I'm talking about the accessories.
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Heather, that's a motorcycle.
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It's a scooter. Can I have one?
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No.
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But Grace Jones has one. So
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does Adamant.
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Yeah, well, I don't care what
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your friends have.
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Mother.
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Well, you don't even have
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your license yet.
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I will in a year.
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Fine. We'll discuss it then.
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But it goes with all my outfits now!
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Sometimes she is so unreasonable.
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Ha ha la ha la la la
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Kill the rabbit. Kill the rabbit.
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It's a rabbit. Ha ha ha ha Hey!
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Hey! Hey!
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Hey! Hey!
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Hey! Hey!
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What's the matter?
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Couts looking at you funny? Oh, yeah.
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Good evening, George. How was work?
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Okay.
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Knocked out a couple of paragraphs?
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Well, I'm certain you knocked
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them senseless.
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Tom! Hey, champ!
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Oh, hi, Dan. Hey, Mr.
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Belvedere, guess what?
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You flunked the biz quiz.
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No, I got in a fight. What happened?
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I was at the playground
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playing on the monkey bars
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when this fifth grader started
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picking on this kid in my class,
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just pushing him for no reason.
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And?
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So I went right over and girked at her,
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just like you did last night.
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You would've been proud of me, Dad.
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Yeah, you bet I am.
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Hey, I got an idea.
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Let's say we go outside and
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play a little catch or something.
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You want Mr.
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Belvedere? I'd love to, Wesley, but I
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have things to do.
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Oh, thanks anyway, Dad.
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Yeah, well, you two enjoy yourself.
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See you. Bye, Dad.
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Wesley, have you ever heard
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of the word diplomacy?
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Uh-uh.
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Oh.
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How about bonehead?
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You load 16 tons and what do you get?
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Another day older and deeper in debt.
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St. Peter, don't you call me
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cause I can't go.
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I owe my soul, to the company store.
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Why, George, bless
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your pee-pickin' heart.
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What do you want?
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I assume you wanted to have
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a word with me. Hey, look.
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Whatever you and Wes want to
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do is fine with me.
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Crack some skulls.
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Join a gang. The Marines.
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It's up to you.
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Me, I don't go in for that macho stuff.
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The wrestlers wrestled
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furiously, then something
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happened, and it was over.
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It's not so bad. Hey babe.
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Hi.
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What happened to you?
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I woke up and you were gone.
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Eh, what's the difference?
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Hey, look, it's okay. It happens.
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Not when this boy's at bat.
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Well, let's just say you owe me one.
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Oh, well.
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Uh, uh, uh, come on. Come on.
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Now, there's my little Georgie.
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Hmm?
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There's my little slugger.
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Ahem.
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Oh! Pardon us, Mr.
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Belvedere. We were just, uh...
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Oh, no need to explain.
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Two squirrels were just doing
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the same thing in the driveway.
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Well, the children will be
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down any minute if you'd like
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to get breakfast started. Yes, ma'am.
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So, everything's okay?
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Yeah, I guess so. All right.
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Now, don't give it a second thought.
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She's quite right, sir. These
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things happen.
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Perhaps if we took the little
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one to a penguin's game.
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Mr. Belvedere, what are you
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talking about?
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I'm talking about the problem
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with Wesley, weren't you?
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What problem with Wesley?
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I don't know.
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Is there another problem?
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No!
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No, no, no, no.
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It was nothing, right, honey?
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It was a little something.
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Well, the toaster works.
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Feet.
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Cam.
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Cam.
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Thank you. Hi, Mr.
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Brough, dear.
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Hi there, Wesley.
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Hey, is that Dad's column?
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Yep.
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Well, let me see.
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Hey.
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Why wrestling stinks by George Owens.
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Come on, Mom. It'll be great.
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Taking rides together.
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All those gorgeous guys
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looking at us, thinking we're sisters.
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You're not getting a motorcycle.
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It's a scooter! Is Mr.
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Belvedere's George home yet?
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No, ma'am.
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Hey, we're not even in here. In where?
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Dad's crummy article.
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I mean, all he talks about
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is how stupid wrestling is.
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Nothing about me or Mr.
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Belvedere's fight or my fight.
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And, Wensley, give it a rest.
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Why?
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Because all this spite talk
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isn't doing Daddy any good or
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me any good.
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Or you any good.
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So why don't we, just for
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the time being, never discuss it again?
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Ever.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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Kevin, you ought to see what
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Mom bought for Dad.
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You'll never wear that.
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I'll just take that if you
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don't mind, thank you very much.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Were we expecting the Hell's Angel?
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George?
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Hi honey, hi kids.
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Hey dad, is that your motorcycle?
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Sure is pal.
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Neat!
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May I take your helmet, sir?
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Right, right.
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Things so comfortable.
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Don't even know you got it on.
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That's a pretty sharp looking
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bike, dad.
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What's it got?
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It's got lots of stuff.
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00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,620
No, no, I mean how many CCs?
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I don't know, a bunch.
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George, when did all this happen?
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After work.
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I'm on my way home.
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I saw that baby in a
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showroom, and suddenly, I'm
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this far from the Swiss border.
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The what? Steve McQueen.
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The great escape, remember?
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Jumping over barbed wire,
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doing wheelies over Nazis.
347
00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:10,560
I mean, man, that's living.
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00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:14,100
What about the station wagon? Oh, that.
349
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You can pick it up in the morning.
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I just wish we could have
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discussed it first.
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00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:19,940
Why?
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So you could have talked me out of it?
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Yes!
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Uh, uh, children.
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But I want to go for a ride.
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To the moon?
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George, I know what to...
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Hey, come on.
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I mean, what's so terrible about a guy
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trying to put a little extra
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zing in his life?
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Huh, tell me that.
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Something even a little spontaneous?
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Stupid even.
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George, you're not stupid.
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I gotta go somewhere.
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Get a beer or something.
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I gotta use your car get you
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something pal yeah give me a
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strawberry soda pop
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diet you got a problem with
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that oh no I have to wash
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my weight too took care of
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him Hey, Grinder.
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Hey, Bobby.
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Say, what happened to you tonight?
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I thought you told me you
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were going to kill that guy. Oh, no.
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That's next week.
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Ah-ha!
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Ah-ha!
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Ah-ha-ha.
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Ah-ha-ha.
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You say something?
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No.
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00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:54,150
Hey.
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You're Max the Meek Grinder
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Maxwell, aren't you?
390
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Yeah.
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I caught your act at the
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arena a couple of nights ago.
393
00:17:00,390 --> 00:17:02,150
Yeah, I hope you enjoyed yourself.
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You kidding?
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I've seen more excitement at
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the boat show.
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Besides, I had to be there.
398
00:17:08,370 --> 00:17:10,250
I was doing a story for my paper.
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00:17:10,870 --> 00:17:13,111
Hey, uh, you that Owens guy
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that wrote that
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00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:16,450
hatchet job on the bulletin today?
402
00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:20,190
Yeah.
403
00:17:20,190 --> 00:17:21,631
The one calling us a bunch
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00:17:21,631 --> 00:17:23,011
of overweight buffoons
405
00:17:23,011 --> 00:17:26,090
who have as much to do with real sports
406
00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:29,850
As McEnroe has to do, it matters.
407
00:17:31,170 --> 00:17:32,890
You gonna do something about it?
408
00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:34,310
Yeah.
409
00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:35,870
I'm gonna write a letter.
410
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:37,750
Huh?
411
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:40,670
I think what you wrote was very unfair.
412
00:17:40,670 --> 00:17:41,731
It's not easy, you know, to
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00:17:41,731 --> 00:17:44,030
keep things fresh and entertaining.
414
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:44,931
You get hit over the head
415
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,511
with a folding chair three
416
00:17:46,511 --> 00:17:47,410
times a night.
417
00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:49,370
See how interesting you can make it.
418
00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:50,631
I mean, there are only so
419
00:17:50,631 --> 00:17:52,131
many variations.
420
00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:54,291
Yeah, well... Yeah, well, nothing.
421
00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:55,871
You heard a lot of people's
422
00:17:55,871 --> 00:17:56,851
feelings, you know, decent
423
00:17:56,851 --> 00:17:59,230
people, I mean, people with families.
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00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:02,550
I'm sorry.
425
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:05,110
Well, I hope you are.
426
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,480
Mind if I billy up?
427
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,480
How'd you find me?
428
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:34,941
Leave a trail of breadcrumbs
429
00:18:34,941 --> 00:18:36,300
or something?
430
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:39,080
They had to be somewhere. Why not here?
431
00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:45,120
So, like the bike? Keep it.
432
00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:46,861
Mrs. Owens and the children
433
00:18:46,861 --> 00:18:48,361
are a little concerned.
434
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,140
Uh-huh.
435
00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:50,720
Look, George.
436
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,280
No, no, no, no.
437
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,340
Don't start with that George stuff.
438
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,740
You do it to me every time.
439
00:18:56,740 --> 00:18:58,701
You screw up my life, turn
440
00:18:58,701 --> 00:19:00,101
everything upside down,
441
00:19:00,101 --> 00:19:01,720
and then all of a sudden,
442
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,120
it's look, George. Problem, George?
443
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,501
Here's a little quote, George.
444
00:19:05,501 --> 00:19:07,061
And everything is supposed to
445
00:19:07,061 --> 00:19:08,620
be hunky-dory.
446
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,580
Well, not this time, pal.
447
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:12,900
As you wish.
448
00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:15,400
I'm gonna be 50 this year.
449
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,760
50.
450
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,260
A big 5-0.
451
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,280
Yes, I recall that one.
452
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:24,160
Vaguely.
453
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,420
I don't know what's happening.
454
00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:30,360
Guess I'm slipping. That's funny.
455
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:31,421
If you're referring to the
456
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:32,441
wrestling incident,
457
00:19:32,441 --> 00:19:35,161
You behaved as any civilized
458
00:19:35,161 --> 00:19:37,300
reasonable person would yeah
459
00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:40,380
reasonable I
460
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,941
Remember when Marsha was about
461
00:19:41,941 --> 00:19:44,140
six months along with Kevin I
462
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,001
Was driving into the doctors
463
00:19:46,001 --> 00:19:48,160
and some jerk cuts us off.
464
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,661
I Chased him 80 miles an hour
465
00:19:50,661 --> 00:19:52,401
About 20 blocks finally catch
466
00:19:52,401 --> 00:19:54,381
up to him. I dragged his
467
00:19:54,381 --> 00:19:56,181
butt out of the car screamed at him
468
00:19:56,181 --> 00:19:57,081
You're nuts or something.
469
00:19:57,081 --> 00:19:59,080
My wife's pregnant
470
00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:02,960
The guy beat my brains off,
471
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:05,180
but I wasn't reasonable.
472
00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:12,240
Come on, let's get out of here.
473
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,080
Hey, are you the creep that wrote this?
474
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,640
No, he did.
475
00:20:33,850 --> 00:20:36,370
Oh, hey dad. Hey pal.
476
00:20:36,650 --> 00:20:39,530
I'm kind of late, aren't you?
477
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:41,030
Got thirsty.
478
00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:42,511
We have water in the
479
00:20:42,511 --> 00:20:44,770
bathroom, too, you know. I know.
480
00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:49,650
Just needed something a little harder.
481
00:20:51,430 --> 00:20:52,950
Yeah, I know what you mean.
482
00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:56,430
So I ran into Mr. Belvedere upstairs.
483
00:20:56,870 --> 00:20:58,690
Told me he's sick to mention on him.
484
00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:01,510
Ah, just a joke. Pretty funny.
485
00:21:02,090 --> 00:21:03,170
Yeah.
486
00:21:03,170 --> 00:21:04,850
The thing is, I like Mr.
487
00:21:04,850 --> 00:21:06,030
Belvedere, okay?
488
00:21:06,030 --> 00:21:08,250
He's really smart, and interesting.
489
00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:09,731
There's a lot of neat stuff
490
00:21:09,731 --> 00:21:12,030
he can do, but...
491
00:21:12,590 --> 00:21:13,990
Well, you know.
492
00:21:13,990 --> 00:21:16,570
Yeah. I think I do.
493
00:21:16,690 --> 00:21:18,790
I'm gonna go to bed now.
494
00:21:20,430 --> 00:21:21,930
Good night, pal.
495
00:21:28,860 --> 00:21:30,880
Yeah, that's my man!
496
00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:45,120
There you are, Kevin.
497
00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:51,440
Thanks. Cocoa Puffs!
498
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,500
Tough.
499
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:56,940
What is this? It's porridge.
500
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,101
Porridge? That's the stuff
501
00:21:58,101 --> 00:21:59,900
they eat in fairy tales.
502
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,700
It's good for you. Eat it.
503
00:22:04,340 --> 00:22:06,120
My porridge is too hot.
504
00:22:07,940 --> 00:22:09,460
Mine's too cold.
505
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,120
Mine tastes like someone barfed it.
506
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,401
I could kill for a cup of coffee.
507
00:22:18,401 --> 00:22:21,860
Good morning, Mrs. Owens. Sleep well?
508
00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:23,720
No.
509
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:27,700
Morning.
510
00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:29,540
Hi, kids. Hi, Dad.
511
00:22:29,540 --> 00:22:30,141
Good morning.
512
00:22:30,141 --> 00:22:31,201
So, Dad, are you going to
513
00:22:31,201 --> 00:22:31,921
take me to school on my
514
00:22:31,921 --> 00:22:33,060
motorcycle today?
515
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,661
I'm afraid the motorcycle's
516
00:22:34,661 --> 00:22:36,161
going back now.
517
00:22:37,340 --> 00:22:38,460
Okay?
518
00:22:38,460 --> 00:22:39,980
You're the boss.
519
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,080
I...I gotta run.
520
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,860
I'm glad somebody can.
521
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,860
Update.
522
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,420
George's crisis seems to have passed.
523
00:23:11,420 --> 00:23:13,081
And everything, almost
524
00:23:13,081 --> 00:23:15,600
everything, has returned to normal.
525
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,560
At least by Owen's standards.
526
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:18,981
I think it's the French
527
00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:20,600
proverb that goes,
528
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,240
40 is the old age of youth,
529
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:26,260
and 50 is the youth of old age.
530
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,301
Perhaps I'll note that on
531
00:23:28,301 --> 00:23:29,940
George's birthday card.
532
00:23:33,140 --> 00:23:35,880
Oh, I'm not getting him a gift.
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