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No, no, I didn't say that.
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Of course I like you, Billy.
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I like you a lot.
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It's just, um, there's no
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place for us to be alone. They are?
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Your parents are going to be
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gone all weekend? That's great.
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I'm hungry.
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Mom said if she's not home
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by four, you're supposed to
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start dinner.
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I'm on the phone if you don't mind.
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Mm-hmm.
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Ow!
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Bust me!
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Try to bust my ear! Try it!
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Yeah, that'd be neat.
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Uh-oh.
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Kevin, would you be a damn
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put the casserole in the oven?
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Oh, sure.
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Hey, Heather, you know Mom
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doesn't want Kevin near the appliances.
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That incident with the
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microwave was months ago.
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We almost had a meltdown. Hi, kids.
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Hi, Mom. Hi, Mom.
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Heather, get off the phone
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and start dinner.
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One minute, Mom.
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Heather, we've been through this.
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Call me later. Hi, Mom.
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Hi.
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Well, how's everybody's day?
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It's all right.
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So, how was college, Mom?
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Yeah, you a lawyer yet?
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No, honey, not for a few more years.
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I don't think we'll last that long.
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I know things are a little
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crazy around here.
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We're trying to get some help.
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You kids can do a little extra.
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Mom, I'm gonna go feed my
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hamster now, okay?
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Oh, fine, honey.
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I'm taking pretty good care
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of Vinky, huh?
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Yes, he's a very lucky hamster.
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So, did anyone call from the
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domestic agency?
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Not on that phone.
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Well, I don't have my own.
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Heather!
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Oh, everything's my fault! Uh, Mom?
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Kevin?
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I'm proud of you, Mom.
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Well, I'm proud of you too, son.
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No, you're not.
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It's my report card. Oh, Kevin.
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Yes?
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Five Ds and a C? What happened?
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I don't know.
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I mean, you've never been a
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straight A student, and that's
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okay, but you've always
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managed to get at least one
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B, sometimes two Bs.
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Or not two Bs.
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Well, I hope you got that
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out of your system, young
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man, because your father is going to
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be absolutely furious.
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You think so?
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I mean, you think so?
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Is this the Owen's residence?
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Uh-huh.
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And I take it you're one of them?
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Uh-huh.
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Is there someone here who
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speaks English?
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Can I help you? Good afternoon.
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I'm Mr.
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Belvedere. Are you Mrs. Owens?
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Uh-huh.
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And the family consists of you,
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one husband and three children?
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Yes.
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Nothing in the oven?
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What?
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Well, that should suit me just fine.
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What? Congratulations, Mrs.
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Owens.
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I'm your new housekeeper.
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Strix on the china, never met
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her before, who cares?
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When you drop, kick your
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jacket, as you came through
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the door, no one blared
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But sometimes things get
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turned around and no one spared
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All hands look out below,
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there's a change in the status quo.
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Gonna need all the help that
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we can get.
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According to our new arrival,
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life is more than mere survival.
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We just might live the good life, yeah.
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Uh, pardon me, Mr.
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uh... That's Belvedere, Lynn Belvedere.
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When?
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That's a girl's name.
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Wesley.
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Wesley?
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A difficult birth, I take it.
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Mr. Belvedere, did the agency
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send you over?
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Is there something wrong?
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No, no, no, no.
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It's just that I wasn't
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expecting someone like you.
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No one ever expects someone like me.
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Yes, well, regardless, before
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I hire anybody I have to
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make sure that they have
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certain qualifications.
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Yes.
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I mean, uh, do you know
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anything about cooking?
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Cooking?
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Isn't that where you put raw
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things over fire until they
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get hot and you eat them?
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Yes, I've done that.
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Good.
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I assume you'll want references.
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Oh, yes, of course.
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Uh-huh.
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I, uh, I take it this is
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the Winston Churchill? Yes, ma'am.
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Yes.
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Well, I can't call him.
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Well, this is all fine, but
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there's house cleaning, laundry,
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and what about the children?
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Well, as far as I'm
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concerned, they can stay.
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Providing they behave themselves.
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Well, I'm very sorry, but I
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can't make a decision until
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my husband comes home.
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I can wait.
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I really don't know when
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that's gonna be.
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He'll be home in 20 minutes.
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Thank you, Kevin.
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Mr. Belvedere, I, uh, I have
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to see to dinner, uh, and my homework.
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So why don't you just sit
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down and make yourself comfortable?
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Where?
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Oh, kids, how many times have
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I told you that the couch is
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not a closet?
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Now take these things upstairs
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and do something with them.
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Oh, uh, Mr. Belvedere, can I
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get you something?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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This popcorn will be plenty.
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That's boiling over. Thank you.
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Oh, some Billy called.
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I was here.
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Yeah, he said something about
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needing an answer.
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Oh.
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He's in my algebra class.
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He needs lots of answers. He's stupid.
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Oh, really?
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Hey, whatcha doin'?
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Oh, just straightening up a bit.
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Yeah, well we don't go in
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for that sort of stuff around here.
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Huh.
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So you, uh, didn't find
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anything, did you? Such as?
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Nothing.
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I mean, I just lost Inky's ball.
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Inky?
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Is he the black sheep of the family?
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No, he's a hamster.
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I'm taking real good care of him.
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Bravo.
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Yeah, because if I show how
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I can be responsible, they
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say I can have a dog.
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I had a mongoose once had to
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get rid of him my friends
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couldn't bring their
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cobras over I'm home hey
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where's my high big boy kiss
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I haven't even been hired
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Who are you?
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Belvedere, Lynn Belvedere. I'm George.
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You're late, George. Hi, honey.
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Hi.
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Have you met Mr. Belvedere yet?
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Yeah, I think so.
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He's applied to be our housekeeper.
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That's funny.
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Well, I told him
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that I couldn't make a
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decision until we both
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had a chance to discuss it. Oh, good.
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Not today.
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The thing is, my wife and I
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are looking for somebody a
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little more, uh...
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Mediocre?
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Yeah, right.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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Well, them's the breaks.
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Yep, them sure is.
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Please say goodbye to the
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children for me.
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Oh, I will.
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I hope you find someone more
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to your liking.
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Careful you don't freeze your
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buns out there.
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I'll remember that.
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Yes, I hope you have a warm
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coat in the car.
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I'm afraid I don't you don't
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have a coat. I don't have a
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car public transportation
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Deposited me at your charming
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shopping mall.
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I am bold the remainder of the distance
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That's five miles from here.
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Well so long
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Goodbye
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George you can't just let him
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go like that. He'll be okay.
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He'll freeze out there
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He might make somebody a nice
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lawn ornament.
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Just go get him, okay? All right.
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All right.
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So, do we dress for dinner? Oh, George.
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Mr. Belvedere and I were just
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discussing entrapment.
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Great.
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Speaking of which, it's still
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snowing outside.
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Oh, dear.
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Well, how was everybody's dinner?
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A very distinctive casserole, Mrs.
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Owens.
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Yeah, it's tuna.
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Really?
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Pretty good, huh?
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Oh, it's delicious.
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And whose idea was the
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crushed potato chips on top?
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Mine.
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Oh, out of marshmallows?
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I'm gonna check the weather again.
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Um, can I be excused?
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Uh, yeah, me too.
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I'm gonna go feed my hamster now.
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Yeah, just clear the table
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first and you finish your milk.
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Perhaps I'll check the weather.
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Don't bother, there's still a
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blizzard out there.
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How do ya?
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Well, I guess I'd better go
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make up the guest room.
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Looks like you'll be spending
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the night.
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I certainly hate to impose.
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Worse yourself.
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Uh, Dad? Yeah, buddy?
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It's my grades.
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Oh?
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I don't believe this.
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This is absolutely the worst
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report card you've ever
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brought into this house. I know.
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A D in wood shop.
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How the hell do you expect
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to get into college with
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grades like these?
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You wanna go through what I
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went through?
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Breaking your back trying to
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get somewhere?
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No sir. Well you better straighten up
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junior
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or one day you'll wake up on
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the wrong end of a wheelbarrow.
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So I guess this kinda
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Blows our deal, huh? What deal?
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You know, you said if I kept
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up my grades,
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I could get my driver's license.
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Oh, right.
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Well, you certainly don't deserve it.
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I certainly don't.
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But with your mother at
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school and me so busy now,
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we're going to need someone to drive.
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What?
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So you can get your license.
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Just get those grades up, you hear me?
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Happy motoring. Here, Inky.
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Here, Inky.
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Inky?
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Can I help you?
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Is that you, Mr. Belvedere?
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Yes, Wesley.
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Hey, what you doing?
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Just a little relaxation
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technique I learned from a
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Himalayan yogi.
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I'm like, boo-boo.
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Regardless.
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I take it Master Inky is
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among the missing. Yeah, so?
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So, did he escape just now?
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Well, not just now. Oh, today?
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No.
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Since the last autumnal equinox?
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He's been gone for three weeks.
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I see.
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Then who's been eating all
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that lettuce?
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I have.
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It's been a nightmare.
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Pretending to feed him,
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pretending to play with him.
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I even took an empty box to
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school one day for show and tell.
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Yes, living a lie can be exhausting.
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I'm just scared Dad's gonna
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find him dead in his shoe.
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Or his shorts.
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Or where he hides his
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Playboys or something.
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I'm never gonna get a dog.
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Well Wesley, I think if you
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tell your parents what has
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happened, what you've been through,
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I feel certain they'll understand.
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And get me a dog?
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No.
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But they're overrated anyway.
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Now, scoot.
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Well I guess I could tell
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them I'm going to the mall with Angela.
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Hey, maybe the three of us
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could go, you know, see a
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movie or something.
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I'm not chickening out.
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I want to be alone with you.
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Yeah.
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See you tomorrow. Bye, Billy.
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Rates cheaper off to midnight?
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Oh, my God, Mr.
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Belvedere. I just had to call a friend.
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It's none of my business. Right, right.
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Well, good night. Be careful.
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Huh? Going upstairs, getting into
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bed, be careful.
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It can be treacherous in the dark.
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Yeah, sure, thanks.
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Ha ha, that must be Kevin.
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Kevin?
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Oh, hello Mr. Belvedere, nice
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to see you.
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Everything all right? Oh, fine.
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Fine.
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Going my way? Yes, sir.
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Thank you.
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Well, getting acquainted with
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00:16:43,651 --> 00:16:44,690
the feel of the wheel?
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Yes. Yes, I am.
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00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:48,411
You must be looking quite
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forward to the open road.
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00:16:49,910 --> 00:16:51,830
Boy, and how?
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Well, I'm sure you'll make a
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fine driver.
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No, I won't.
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I mean, I can't even leave a
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room without bumping into something.
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How am I supposed to drive a car?
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I'm gonna run over a nun.
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I just know it. Kevin.
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Kevin, that's ridiculous.
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I can't drive.
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00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:11,910
Kevin, what's the problem?
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I told you.
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You can master this machine.
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No, I can't.
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00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:17,750
It must be something else.
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00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:18,590
No, it mustn't.
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00:17:18,590 --> 00:17:20,470
Kevin, why won't you drive?
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00:17:21,390 --> 00:17:23,450
Because it doesn't stop there.
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00:17:23,550 --> 00:17:24,871
I mean, I get my license.
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The next thing you know, I'm
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00:17:26,651 --> 00:17:28,250
buying gas.
413
00:17:28,610 --> 00:17:30,110
True.
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00:17:30,770 --> 00:17:32,550
I mean, you heard my father.
415
00:17:32,690 --> 00:17:33,231
I've got all these
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00:17:33,231 --> 00:17:34,690
new responsibilities.
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00:17:34,690 --> 00:17:37,170
Before I know it, I'll be married.
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Three kids, second mortgage,
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00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:41,171
talking to some insurance guy
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00:17:41,171 --> 00:17:43,630
about term versus whole life.
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00:17:45,050 --> 00:17:47,310
Bit of a brooding lad, aren't we?
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00:17:47,770 --> 00:17:49,750
I just don't want to grow up.
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00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,111
Well, neither do I.
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00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,791
But I'm pretty much reconcile
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00:17:52,791 --> 00:17:54,291
myself to it
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00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:57,051
Really just between you and me.
427
00:17:57,051 --> 00:17:58,751
I still allow myself 15
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00:17:58,751 --> 00:18:00,191
minutes of childish behavior
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00:18:00,191 --> 00:18:03,450
every day whether I need it or not
430
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,830
Roadrunner cartoons
431
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,131
Guess I did get a little
432
00:18:13,131 --> 00:18:15,410
carried away, huh a little
433
00:18:15,450 --> 00:18:17,051
By the way contrary to
434
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popular belief bad grades
435
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,731
don't necessarily stunt your growth
436
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Oh, no, my grades weren't so bad.
437
00:18:23,510 --> 00:18:25,870
I forged my report card,
438
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changed all my B's to D's.
439
00:18:29,410 --> 00:18:30,270
Except the one in Woodshop,
440
00:18:30,270 --> 00:18:31,770
that was authentic.
441
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:35,550
Good night, Kevin.
442
00:18:35,550 --> 00:18:36,090
Good night, Mr.
443
00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:40,650
Belvedere. Oh, thanks for the lift.
444
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,300
Good morning.
445
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,700
Morning. What's all this?
446
00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:52,200
It's called breakfast.
447
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,241
Just my way of thanking you
448
00:18:54,241 --> 00:18:56,320
for your family's hospitality.
449
00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:58,520
Thank you.
450
00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:00,660
Hey, what smells so good?
451
00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:02,160
Oh, it's you.
452
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:06,100
Good morning, George. Sleep well?
453
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,640
Like a log. No kidding.
454
00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:11,281
Bacon and biscuits are in the
455
00:19:11,281 --> 00:19:13,021
warmer, scotch eggs in the
456
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,461
oven should be ready in about
457
00:19:14,461 --> 00:19:15,720
five minutes.
458
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,840
Hi, Mom. Hi, Mom.
459
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:18,400
Hey, Mr.
460
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,160
Belvedere. Good morning, children.
461
00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:22,000
Good morning, Wesley.
462
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,340
What's going on, Mr.
463
00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:25,360
Belvedere? Actually,
464
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,560
I'm hitting the road now.
465
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:30,660
Where are you going?
466
00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:32,160
I'm not sure.
467
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,760
I've always wanted to see Terre Haute.
468
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,980
Don't ask me why.
469
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,600
Well, be good, everyone.
470
00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:47,560
Look, Belvedere,
471
00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:49,980
it's nothing personal, okay?
472
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,821
It's just with the two of us
473
00:19:51,821 --> 00:19:53,281
gone so much, we need more
474
00:19:53,281 --> 00:19:56,160
than just someone to cook and clean.
475
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,641
I mean, we need someone who
476
00:19:57,641 --> 00:19:59,500
can relate to the kids.
477
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:02,060
Yes, I certainly see your point.
478
00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:07,601
Oh, by the way, Kevin has
479
00:20:07,601 --> 00:20:09,100
changed his grades.
480
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:11,380
Downward. I'd ask him why.
481
00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:12,601
Heather doesn't want to go
482
00:20:12,601 --> 00:20:15,960
all the way to Billy's house.
483
00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:19,561
and Wesley I think Wesley
484
00:20:19,561 --> 00:20:20,941
would prefer a dog to this
485
00:20:20,941 --> 00:20:23,081
rather dusty but durable
486
00:20:23,081 --> 00:20:30,280
creature thank you for sharing
487
00:20:32,271 --> 00:20:38,330
him with me well goodbye mr.
488
00:20:38,390 --> 00:20:40,990
Belvedere Mr.
489
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,490
Belvedere!
490
00:20:42,650 --> 00:20:44,150
Did I miss something?
491
00:20:44,170 --> 00:20:45,670
I don't think we both did.
492
00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:50,530
Hey, you can't leave.
493
00:20:50,530 --> 00:20:51,450
Oh?
494
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,470
It's gonna start snowing any minute.
495
00:20:53,470 --> 00:20:54,411
Wesley, it's perfectly
496
00:20:54,411 --> 00:20:55,930
beautiful outside.
497
00:20:56,110 --> 00:20:57,291
It's always like that before
498
00:20:57,291 --> 00:20:58,910
the acid rain starts.
499
00:21:00,690 --> 00:21:01,730
Wesley.
500
00:21:01,730 --> 00:21:03,470
Mom, you can't let him leave.
501
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:05,171
Well, honey, your father has
502
00:21:05,171 --> 00:21:06,210
made his decision.
503
00:21:06,210 --> 00:21:06,750
Hey!
504
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:08,671
Actually, it does look a bit
505
00:21:08,671 --> 00:21:11,970
hazardous out, in a clear sort of way.
506
00:21:12,530 --> 00:21:13,450
George, poor Mr.
507
00:21:13,450 --> 00:21:15,251
Belvedere should wait until we're sure
508
00:21:15,251 --> 00:21:16,751
it's safe.
509
00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:20,210
I don't care.
510
00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:28,310
So you want to stay or what?
511
00:21:34,590 --> 00:21:34,951
Wesley?
512
00:21:34,951 --> 00:21:37,870
Yeah, I'll take it upstairs.
513
00:21:38,810 --> 00:21:41,570
Well, breakfast must be ready by now.
514
00:21:41,850 --> 00:21:43,211
Mr. Belvedere, would you care
515
00:21:43,211 --> 00:21:45,530
to join us? Thank you.
516
00:21:45,530 --> 00:21:48,210
You sure you made enough scotch eggs?
517
00:21:49,570 --> 00:21:52,290
Oddly enough, I made one extra.
518
00:21:56,510 --> 00:21:58,130
Just one.
519
00:22:07,020 --> 00:22:08,980
An American journal.
520
00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:10,660
The Odyssey continues.
521
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,761
I find fate has deposited me
522
00:22:12,761 --> 00:22:14,581
with the Owens family, a
523
00:22:14,581 --> 00:22:15,961
somewhat provincial household in
524
00:22:15,961 --> 00:22:17,560
the suburbs of Pittsburgh.
525
00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:19,381
Although the individual members
526
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:21,340
seem well-intentioned enough,
527
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:22,781
they do seem a bit out of touch
528
00:22:22,781 --> 00:22:25,301
with one another, but with a
529
00:22:25,301 --> 00:22:26,741
certain amount of patience and
530
00:22:26,741 --> 00:22:28,981
direction, I'm sure I can
531
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:30,520
whip them into shape.
532
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:35,441
even George they're damn lucky
533
00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:37,480
to have me
534
00:23:10,630 --> 00:23:12,210
You
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