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SHLUB: I'm glad
you were available to come
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to this singles mixer.
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I just wanted to do
something nice
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to take your mind off Viscera.
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I know you like her,
and I also know
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it's not happening.
TYRANNIS: Why?
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SHLUB: She's too serious
about her career
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to date her boss's son.
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She won't poop where she eats,
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which is a terrible metaphor,
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and a shame because pooping
and eating at the same time
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is one of life's
great pleasures.
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TYRANNIS: I know
why I'm here, Dad.
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What about you?
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SHLUB: Well, I'm here to make
sure you don't hook up
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with any of my sloppy seconds.
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At least, not unwittingly.
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So, let's see.
That would be her,
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her, him, him too,
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her, him, that group over there,
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that barstool you're sitting on.
TYRANNIS: Ah!
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SHLUB: Hello!
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Ty, why don't you introduce me
to your friend?
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TYRANNIS: What?
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Oh, sorry about my dad. I'm Ty.
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MEGAERA: Megaera.
No need to apologize.
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It was actually kind of smooth.
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TYRANNIS: Was it?
MEGAERA: No, not at all.
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[Laughing]
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TYRANNIS: So, what do you do?
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MEGAERA: Oh, um, I don't really
like to talk about that.
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TYRANNIS: Oh, no, I hate talking
about my job so much
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I don't even have one.
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Not in a sad way,
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more like a cool, idle-rich way.
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I live on a houseboat.
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MEGAERA: Oh, that sounds
kind of fun.
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TYRANNIS: Really?
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[Roars]
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TYRANNIS: What is happening?
MEGAERA: We matched.
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Time for the dragon
to throw us off the barge.
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TYRANNIS: Time for the dragon
to what now?
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[Screaming]
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TYRANNIS: Good morning, family!
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You're looking at a man
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who got very,
very lucky last night.
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SHLUB: Please tell your father
about it in exquisite detail.
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Well, after Meg and I
tumbled off the barge
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and I stopped screaming,
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we got dinner.
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So far, this amount of detail
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is doing nothing for me.
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TYRANNIS: We're taking things
slowly.
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SHLUB: Now
you've lost me entirely.
VISCERA: Hey, Ty.
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Do you think you could help me
with some city business tonight?
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TYRANNIS: Oh, I have a date.
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VISCERA: Oh.
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But maybe I still can.
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There's a lot of time
in the day.
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That's the thing, no one agrees
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on how much day is in a day,
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so people
keep missing appointments.
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I thought you and I
could start watching the sunsets
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to get a handle on it.
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Do you need my help
watching the sunset?
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VISCERA: Yeah, at Poppy Peak.
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But you have a date,
so forget I mentioned it.
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TYRANNIS: I might be able
to move some things around.
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VISCERA: Whatever,
we can do it another night.
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The sun sets every day.
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At least, I think it does.
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Dad, could you talk to me
in the other room, please?
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SHLUB: I hope it's the bathroom,
because that's where I'm headed.
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DOOZIE: [Imitates a trumpet]
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A message
from the Social Secretary!
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Uh, Dad left. It's just us here.
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Well, I already did
the trumpet noise,
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so I'm just gonna say the thing.
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The Royal Family
of the Kingdom of Sebacea
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regret to inform you
that they have a plague.
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So we will either have
to reschedule your visit,
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or, depending on the death toll,
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cancel it permanently.
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DELIRIA: Did you say "plague"?
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STUPENDOUS: Mom,
why did you say "plague"
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the same way I would say "cake?"
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Because the first god
who shows up to a plague city
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gets to claim credit for it,
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and then the whole city
cowers in fear
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every time we go back.
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STUPENDOUS:
That's not like cake.
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DELIRIA: So if you'll excuse me,
Mama's got to go get paid.
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HIPPOCAMPUS:
Mind if I tag along?
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Why?
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HIPPOCAMPUS:
The Sebaceans are fish people.
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You might need a translator.
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I speak a little glub-glub.
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I should be fine.
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All right, fine.
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You're gonna be doing
some high-level godding.
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I want to see it.
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I want to study
the master at work.
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DELIRIA: Well,
next time, lead with that.
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Easily swayed by flattery exit.
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[Barks]
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HIPPOCAMPUS: Oh, yeah!
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Who's a good girl?
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TYRANNIS: Dad,
you were so wrong.
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Viscera is into me.
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SHLUB: Just so I'm clear,
is this a situation
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where me being wrong
is a good thing for you?
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Because if it is, hooray!
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TYRANNIS:
You heard what she said.
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She wants me
to time the sunset with her.
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Time the sunset?
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That's a completely
made-up activity.
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It's on.
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SHLUB: That's great.
So, what's the problem?
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The problem is I've got
this new girlfriend, Meg.
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Oh, God, I'm going to have
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to break it off with her,
aren't I?
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Oh, I hate this.
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I feel sick.
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Son, what are you trying
to tell me?
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Are you monogamous?
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What? Yeah, I guess.
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SHLUB: Listen,
I'll love you no matter what,
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and I'm willing
to accept your lifestyle.
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I'd just rather
not have to hear about it.
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[Thunders]
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DELIRIA: Fair people of Sebacea!
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You must be wondering
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why you've all been dying
and/or getting very ugly.
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Well, wonder no longer.
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I, the goddess Queen Deliria,
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have brought
this plague upon you
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because you have displeased me.
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TOAD: I've always looked
like this,
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so I'm good, right?
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No, I erased your memory.
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Yesterday, you were gorgeous.
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TOAD: I was?
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That is...awesome!
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ALGUS: Well, we didn't know
which god we had upset,
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but now that we do,
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we can do something about it,
right, guys?
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HIPPOCAMPUS: Hold up a second,
King August.
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I just have a few questions.
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What the hell
do you think you're doing?
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HIPPOCAMPUS:
Just a little science.
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What's your main source
of drinking water?
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Is it this pond?
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ALGUS: Yes. Why do you ask?
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DELIRIA: Yes, why do you ask?
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Because you're very close
to displeasing me right now,
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and I am in a plaguing mood.
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HIPPOCAMPUS: I got a theory
that plagues are caused
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by something in poopy water.
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Potentially the poop.
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DELIRIA: Well,
stop having that theory.
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You said
you were going to study me,
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and before that,
you said you speak glub-glub.
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Whatever it took
to get you to bring me here.
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Now I'm gonna figure out
how plague works,
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so it can be avoided
in the future.
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[Gasps]
Why would you do
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such a petty, vindictive thing?
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Why do you think?
For the glory. Duh!
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DELIRIA: Well,
you do your little science,
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but stay out of my way.
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And if you give them even a hint
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that I didn't cause this one,
I swear I--
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ALGUS: Hey!
Are you gonna be a while?
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DELIRIA: Yes,
we're going to be a while.
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And you just got yourself
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three more weeks of plague
for interrupting.
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ALGUS: Oh, Algus!
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Stupid, stupid!
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Why did you have to--
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Well, everyone makes mistakes.
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You'll get them next time,
Algus!
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TYRANNIS:
Thanks for meeting me early.
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MEGAERA: Oh, I was happy to.
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You know, my oracle told me
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I was gonna meet
a funny guy on a barge.
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Actually, get this,
she said "a keeper."
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Ooh, isn't that amazing?
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Yeah--About that.
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MEGAERA: Is everything alright?
TYRANNIS: No, I mean, yes.
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I mean,
there's something I need to--
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MEGAERA: Oh, my God.
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Hold on.
I cannot believe he's here.
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TYRANNIS: Who?
MEGAERA: I'm so sorry.
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I need to take care of this
real quick.
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[Goddess voice] Seth! I see you!
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You think you can enjoy
a nice meal?
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You can never escape me!
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I am relentless.
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I am unforgiving.
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Wherever you go,
whatever you do,
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I am your personal destruction.
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The only way to make it stop
is to kill yourself.
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Do it! Do it now!
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[Man whimpers and screams]
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[Blood pours]
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He's thinking about it.
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TYRANNIS: I'm sorry. Are you--
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MEGAERA: I'm a Fury.
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So sorry
to have to work on our date.
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I hate people who do that.
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TYRANNIS: So your job is to--
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MEGAERA: To torment men. Yeah.
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When a guy messes up
with a woman, she'll call us,
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and we torment the guy
until he kills himself.
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[Goddess voice] Which you really
should consider!
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So, anyway,
that's why I don't really like
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to talk about it
early in a relationship.
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The Fury energy
tends to intimidate guys,
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and sometimes
I kind of can't quite--
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[Goddess voice]
--shake it off right away!
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You know? It kind of wants to--
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[Goddess voice]
--hang on a little!
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But you're not intimidated,
are you?
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Did you say there was something
you wanted to talk about?
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TYRANNIS: Nope.
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[Shouts]
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She's a Fury.
Megaera's a flippin' Fury.
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I need everyone
to drop everything
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and help me deal with this.
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SHLUB: I don't see a problem.
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I've always wanted
to be ravaged by a Fury.
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TYRANNIS: I was gonna
break up with her
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so I could watch the sunset
with my dream girl.
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I can't do that now.
She'll fury me.
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I can't handle getting furied.
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STUPENDOUS: No one can.
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TYRANNIS: Exactly,
which means I really can't.
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What the hell do I do now?
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STUPENDOUS: This one's easy.
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Get her to dump you.
You're great at that!
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TYRANNIS: Thank you,
but not this time.
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She likes me.
Her oracle said I'm a keeper.
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Okay, okay, I've got it.
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I am the all-seeing oracle.
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I've got one eye
and it sees everything.
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Probably because I'm breathing
volcano fumes all day.
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That's a scuttlebutt on oracles.
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They're basically
just hallucinating.
249
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I'm gonna pretend
to be an oracle
250
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and tell her not to date you.
251
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TYRANNIS: I don't know, Stupe.
Feels risky.
252
00:08:36,666 --> 00:08:40,106
STUPENDOUS:
You are getting very sleepy.
253
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TYRANNIS: That's hypnosis.
254
00:08:41,375 --> 00:08:42,745
STUPENDOUS: Is this your card?
255
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TYRANNIS: That's magic.
Any other ideas?
256
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You go see Viscera.
257
00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:47,555
Daddy will take care of it.
258
00:08:47,689 --> 00:08:50,159
I wing-manned one suitor
into Megaera's life,
259
00:08:50,260 --> 00:08:51,495
I can do it again.
260
00:08:51,630 --> 00:08:52,965
STUPENDOUS: And I
still got that Oracle plan
261
00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:58,476
in my back pocket,
and I'm feeling very spooky.
262
00:08:58,577 --> 00:09:00,046
TYRANNIS: That's a ghost, Stupe.
263
00:09:00,213 --> 00:09:01,617
STUPENDOUS: So,
are we gonna keep playing
264
00:09:01,717 --> 00:09:04,455
Watermelon-Axe-Mouth or what?
265
00:09:04,556 --> 00:09:06,125
VISCERA: Oh, good, you're here.
266
00:09:06,225 --> 00:09:08,463
TYRANNIS: Wouldn't miss it.
Though, I should warn you,
267
00:09:08,564 --> 00:09:10,233
I'm technically not single. Yet.
268
00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:11,870
VISCERA: Wait, what? Warn me?
269
00:09:12,004 --> 00:09:13,440
TYRANNIS: Nothing. No, I didn't.
270
00:09:13,507 --> 00:09:16,011
I was just saying--
I love to just say.
271
00:09:16,178 --> 00:09:17,314
It's very grounding.
272
00:09:17,414 --> 00:09:18,684
VISCERA: [Chuckles]
Okay, weirdo.
273
00:09:18,818 --> 00:09:20,286
Let's get started
before we lose more light.
274
00:09:20,386 --> 00:09:22,424
TYRANNIS: Wait, we're actually
measuring the sunset?
275
00:09:22,558 --> 00:09:23,727
VISCERA: God, I'm hungry.
276
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Give me your hand.
277
00:09:25,029 --> 00:09:26,533
For measuring.
TYRANNIS: [Sighs]
278
00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:28,169
VISCERA: Just because
I'm a hungry cannibal
279
00:09:28,269 --> 00:09:29,404
doesn't mean I want to eat you.
280
00:09:29,505 --> 00:09:31,375
I brought snacks. Here.
281
00:09:31,475 --> 00:09:32,578
I'll hold this counter
282
00:09:32,712 --> 00:09:34,315
and you slowly
close your fingers
283
00:09:34,415 --> 00:09:35,752
as the sun sets.
284
00:09:35,852 --> 00:09:37,353
TYRANNIS: And you're saying
this is the only way
285
00:09:37,487 --> 00:09:38,523
to tell time?
286
00:09:38,624 --> 00:09:40,092
VISCERA: Only way
I could think of.
287
00:09:40,259 --> 00:09:42,565
TYRANNIS: So,
are you settling in okay,
288
00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:43,767
making friends?
289
00:09:43,868 --> 00:09:45,604
VISCERA: Well,
I did make one friend.
290
00:09:45,704 --> 00:09:47,709
She was just telling me
she met a guy she really likes,
291
00:09:47,842 --> 00:09:49,713
but isn't sure
she should tell him.
292
00:09:49,813 --> 00:09:51,583
TYRANNIS: Okay,
I think I get it.
293
00:09:51,683 --> 00:09:53,520
Is it because your "friend"
294
00:09:53,587 --> 00:09:56,025
doesn't know
if he feels the same way?
295
00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:57,460
VISCERA: Exactly.
TYRANNIS: Well,
296
00:09:57,562 --> 00:09:59,799
I can tell you for certain,
he does.
297
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,170
VISCERA: [Chuckles]
How do you know that?
298
00:10:02,270 --> 00:10:04,676
Oh, damn, we screwed it up.
299
00:10:04,809 --> 00:10:06,746
I guess we'll have
to come back again
tomorrow night.
300
00:10:06,846 --> 00:10:09,018
TYRANNIS: Right,
too, because we--
301
00:10:09,118 --> 00:10:10,287
VISCERA: Jerky?
302
00:10:10,387 --> 00:10:12,424
TYRANNIS: What kind?
303
00:10:13,561 --> 00:10:15,998
SHLUB: Meg.
MEGAERA: Oh, Shlub,
what are you doing here?
304
00:10:16,132 --> 00:10:18,403
SHLUB: Why don't you
introduce me to your friend?
305
00:10:18,537 --> 00:10:20,106
MEGAERA: Huh?
BROSEIDON: What's up, Meg?
306
00:10:20,206 --> 00:10:21,275
I'm Broseidon.
307
00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:23,146
As in, nephew of Poseidon.
308
00:10:23,246 --> 00:10:24,549
Yes, that Poseidon.
309
00:10:24,649 --> 00:10:26,586
But I'm my own guy.
I've been working on that.
310
00:10:26,686 --> 00:10:28,323
MEGAERA: Oh, sorry.
I couldn't really hear you
311
00:10:28,456 --> 00:10:31,963
over all the alarm bells
going off in my head.
What was that?
312
00:10:32,096 --> 00:10:33,466
Okay!
313
00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:34,669
A feisty one.
314
00:10:34,769 --> 00:10:36,171
Me likey feisty.
315
00:10:36,271 --> 00:10:39,444
SHLUB: Broseidon, did you
have something to tell Megaera?
316
00:10:39,545 --> 00:10:40,647
BROSEIDON: Right, yes.
317
00:10:40,748 --> 00:10:41,917
Speaking of dads,
318
00:10:42,051 --> 00:10:44,121
your father, man,
he must be a thief,
319
00:10:44,254 --> 00:10:45,423
because he stole the stars
320
00:10:45,525 --> 00:10:48,129
and he put them
in your eyes, baby.
321
00:10:48,229 --> 00:10:49,732
My father is Hades.
322
00:10:49,832 --> 00:10:52,237
BROSEIDON: Dang!
So those are probably, like--
323
00:10:52,371 --> 00:10:54,441
What? People's skulls in there?
324
00:10:54,542 --> 00:10:56,947
[Laughs]
You are stupid.
325
00:10:57,047 --> 00:10:59,317
BROSEIDON: Oh, man,
and you are so scary.
326
00:10:59,417 --> 00:11:02,625
[Laughs]
I love it when women
are mean to me.
327
00:11:02,725 --> 00:11:04,595
STUPENDOUS:
I'm seeing you in a vision.
328
00:11:04,696 --> 00:11:07,367
The vision is caused
by volcano fumes.
329
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:08,670
I see an ocean,
330
00:11:08,770 --> 00:11:11,208
but specifically
not a houseboat.
331
00:11:11,308 --> 00:11:14,381
And a guy--
Okay, wow, this is crucial,
332
00:11:14,481 --> 00:11:16,753
with a ponytail on his chin.
333
00:11:16,853 --> 00:11:18,657
MEGAERA: She's describing you.
334
00:11:18,757 --> 00:11:20,059
BROSEIDON: Okay, but, like,
335
00:11:20,159 --> 00:11:22,632
is she coincidentally
hallucinating exactly me
336
00:11:22,732 --> 00:11:24,368
while not seeing me
right in front of her, or--
337
00:11:24,468 --> 00:11:27,007
SHLUB: Let's have
whatever takeaway feels right
and move on.
338
00:11:27,107 --> 00:11:28,810
ALGUS: [Clears throat]
May I present to you,
339
00:11:28,911 --> 00:11:29,979
for your pleasure,
340
00:11:30,079 --> 00:11:32,585
the world-famous
Sebacean Chorus!
341
00:11:32,718 --> 00:11:34,087
[Singers clear their throat]
342
00:11:34,187 --> 00:11:37,193
[Singing]
343
00:11:37,293 --> 00:11:39,665
ALGUS: Your plague took out
everyone but the bases.
344
00:11:39,765 --> 00:11:43,741
DELIRIA: Oh, they're terrible,
but I do like
how you said it was my plague.
345
00:11:43,808 --> 00:11:45,043
Don't forget that.
346
00:11:45,143 --> 00:11:47,915
Now, let's talk about my temple.
[Clinking sound]
347
00:11:48,015 --> 00:11:50,821
HIPPOCAMPUS: Can I have
everybody's attention, please?
348
00:11:50,921 --> 00:11:52,725
I'm looking for a volunteer
349
00:11:52,825 --> 00:11:55,598
for some experiments
I'm gonna be doing
350
00:11:55,664 --> 00:11:57,568
on the causes of plague.
351
00:11:57,702 --> 00:11:59,004
DELIRIA: The causes of plague?
352
00:11:59,104 --> 00:12:00,440
HIPPOCAMPUS: Full disclosure,
353
00:12:00,508 --> 00:12:01,809
this will be
extremely dangerous,
354
00:12:01,943 --> 00:12:03,881
but you just might save
your city.
355
00:12:03,981 --> 00:12:06,385
DELIRIA: Oh, Hippocampus,
that reminds me.
356
00:12:06,451 --> 00:12:07,588
I wanted to tell you--
357
00:12:07,722 --> 00:12:08,991
[Whispering] Give it up,
you little creep,
358
00:12:09,091 --> 00:12:10,861
or I shall crush you
into a paste.
359
00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:13,232
HIPPOCAMPUS: Nice.
Unfortunately for you,
360
00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:14,167
I'm a scientist,
361
00:12:14,268 --> 00:12:16,540
so it's my job
to figure out the truth.
362
00:12:16,673 --> 00:12:18,710
The truth? Who cares?
363
00:12:18,810 --> 00:12:20,914
Anyone?
SCRUMBO: I'll do it.
364
00:12:20,981 --> 00:12:22,752
[Gasping]
SEBACEANS: Scrumbo--
365
00:12:22,852 --> 00:12:25,490
SCRUMBO: I got
nothing left to lose.
366
00:12:25,591 --> 00:12:27,294
And if I'm gonna go out,
367
00:12:27,427 --> 00:12:29,632
I'd rather do it helping.
368
00:12:29,765 --> 00:12:30,834
No, no, no.
369
00:12:30,935 --> 00:12:32,638
Healthy.
Guess I should have specified.
370
00:12:32,738 --> 00:12:35,511
Thought it was clear.
371
00:12:35,611 --> 00:12:37,648
I believe plague may be caused
372
00:12:37,749 --> 00:12:40,253
by something that grows
in poopy water.
373
00:12:40,386 --> 00:12:42,725
Not any act of any god,
374
00:12:42,825 --> 00:12:44,795
just normal poopy water.
375
00:12:44,929 --> 00:12:46,331
SEBACEANS: What?
376
00:12:46,431 --> 00:12:47,935
ALGUS: Are you saying we should
be kissing the water's ass
377
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:49,171
instead of Deliria?
378
00:12:49,271 --> 00:12:51,309
FISHWOMAN: How would we kiss
water's ass?
379
00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:52,477
ALGUS: We'll find a way.
380
00:12:52,611 --> 00:12:53,947
DELIRIA: Goddess wrath!
381
00:12:54,047 --> 00:12:57,086
HIPPOCAMPUS:
You can't silence the tr--!
382
00:12:57,186 --> 00:12:59,859
DELIRIA: Now, where were we?
383
00:12:59,959 --> 00:13:03,199
SHLUB: This next song
is just for the lovers.
384
00:13:03,299 --> 00:13:05,035
[Music playing]
385
00:13:05,169 --> 00:13:07,340
STUPENDOUS: I figured out
what I was doing wrong
last time.
386
00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,546
I needed a little help
from the earth vapors,
387
00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:10,781
if you know what I mean.
388
00:13:10,881 --> 00:13:12,618
SHLUB: I am
an incredible wingman,
389
00:13:12,718 --> 00:13:15,958
and everything is going fine
without you.
390
00:13:16,058 --> 00:13:17,662
MEGAERA: This is fun,
391
00:13:17,795 --> 00:13:19,231
but I feel bad about Ty.
392
00:13:19,364 --> 00:13:21,335
He's a really genuine guy,
and I don't want to hurt him.
393
00:13:21,402 --> 00:13:22,838
BROSEIDON:
You're a good woman, man.
394
00:13:22,972 --> 00:13:24,776
But you have to promise me
when we break up,
395
00:13:24,943 --> 00:13:26,112
you're gonna give me hell.
396
00:13:26,212 --> 00:13:27,615
Because I feel that, deep down,
397
00:13:27,715 --> 00:13:29,653
that's the kind of treatment
I deserve.
398
00:13:29,753 --> 00:13:31,455
MEGAERA: Of course, Broseidon.
399
00:13:31,556 --> 00:13:32,691
Of course.
400
00:13:32,825 --> 00:13:35,330
But first,
I have to break up with Ty.
401
00:13:35,430 --> 00:13:37,300
STUPENDOUS:
She's gonna break up with you!
402
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,970
I saw it! In her vision!
403
00:13:39,071 --> 00:13:40,439
And in real life!
404
00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:42,076
Oh man, I got to hide.
405
00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:45,050
These volcano fumes are wild.
406
00:13:45,150 --> 00:13:46,586
[Shouts]
407
00:13:46,687 --> 00:13:47,955
TYRANNIS: Megaera!
408
00:13:48,055 --> 00:13:50,359
MEGAERA: Ty, listen,
you're a really great guy,
409
00:13:50,459 --> 00:13:52,798
but I don't think
this is gonna work out.
410
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:54,234
I met someone else.
411
00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:55,437
TYRANNIS: Oh, no.
412
00:13:55,571 --> 00:13:56,739
I'm sad, but I understand.
413
00:13:56,839 --> 00:13:58,176
MEGAERA: It was kind of nuts.
[Chuckles]
414
00:13:58,276 --> 00:13:59,912
We just had such a connection,
415
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,916
and this crazy oracle
said something.
416
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,154
STUPENDOUS:
I told you it would work.
417
00:14:04,254 --> 00:14:05,658
MEGAERA: Is that the oracle?
418
00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:07,561
STUPENDOUS: [Grunts and yells]
419
00:14:07,661 --> 00:14:08,730
MEGAERA: Shlub? What--
420
00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:11,603
Did you plan all this?
421
00:14:11,703 --> 00:14:13,006
TYRANNIS: Oh, no. Oh, no.
422
00:14:13,106 --> 00:14:18,048
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
423
00:14:18,115 --> 00:14:20,119
STUPENDOUS: Anyone want to hit
the volcano with me?
424
00:14:20,219 --> 00:14:23,459
Fumes? No?
It's possible I have a problem.
425
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,440
[Goddess voice] You made up
a whole scheme with your family
426
00:14:30,574 --> 00:14:31,709
so I'd break up with you?
427
00:14:31,809 --> 00:14:33,345
How insulting is that!
428
00:14:33,445 --> 00:14:35,951
I was worried you'd be upset
if I ended things.
429
00:14:36,052 --> 00:14:38,524
You thought I'd be upset
after two dates?
430
00:14:38,624 --> 00:14:41,195
TYRANNIS: Well, in my defense,
you do seem pretty upset.
431
00:14:41,295 --> 00:14:43,232
I'm not mad
you broke up with me,
432
00:14:43,332 --> 00:14:46,205
I'm mad you did it
like a two-faced
433
00:14:46,305 --> 00:14:47,307
weaselly coward!
434
00:14:47,373 --> 00:14:48,977
If you could just calm down
for a second
435
00:14:49,077 --> 00:14:50,446
we can talk about this.
436
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,017
Calm down?
437
00:14:52,117 --> 00:14:56,258
That's it, I am officially
submitting your Fury ticket.
438
00:14:56,358 --> 00:14:57,828
Ya Furied!
439
00:14:57,928 --> 00:15:00,132
TYRANNIS: [Screaming]
440
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,903
And with this drop of blood,
441
00:15:02,003 --> 00:15:05,276
I consecrate this stone
in the name of Deliria,
442
00:15:05,443 --> 00:15:09,083
which will be one
of the thousands of stones--
443
00:15:09,184 --> 00:15:10,854
You're saying
the tallest structure
444
00:15:10,921 --> 00:15:12,525
in the world?
DELIRIA: Yes.
445
00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:13,860
ALGUS: Millions of stones
446
00:15:13,927 --> 00:15:16,498
forming the great temple
of Deliria.
447
00:15:16,599 --> 00:15:17,768
And you're saying each one
448
00:15:17,835 --> 00:15:19,538
has to be consecrated
in my blood?
449
00:15:19,638 --> 00:15:22,443
DELIRIA: Oh, I don't know.
How much blood
do things typically have?
450
00:15:22,511 --> 00:15:26,553
ALGUS: I don't think enough
for a million stones.
451
00:15:26,653 --> 00:15:29,157
[Grunting]
452
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:35,270
Ah!
453
00:15:35,370 --> 00:15:38,075
Oh!
454
00:15:38,175 --> 00:15:39,812
DELIRIA: Hey, what do you think
you're doing?
455
00:15:39,912 --> 00:15:42,518
Proving that this water
is causing the plague
456
00:15:42,618 --> 00:15:45,423
when I infect myself.
457
00:15:45,524 --> 00:15:46,392
[Gasping]
458
00:15:46,526 --> 00:15:48,530
ALGUS: Look, Scumbo!
Look what he's--
459
00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:52,036
[Gasping]
You would have liked it, I bet.
460
00:15:52,136 --> 00:15:54,007
TYRANNIS: [Screaming]
461
00:15:54,107 --> 00:15:56,011
MEGAERA: [Goddess voice]
You punny little rat.
462
00:15:56,111 --> 00:15:57,414
I wonder where I'll start.
463
00:15:57,515 --> 00:16:00,386
Phantom itch?
Untreatable urinary infection?
464
00:16:00,486 --> 00:16:01,990
TYRANNIS: You are
very good at this.
465
00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:04,863
I know I am. You aren't
just messing with a Fury.
466
00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:06,098
You are messing
467
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:09,839
with a three-time
Fury of the month.
468
00:16:09,939 --> 00:16:11,475
Just jump, Ty.
469
00:16:11,576 --> 00:16:13,279
MEGAERA: You'd save us both
a lot of trouble.
470
00:16:13,346 --> 00:16:15,316
I could be home
in time for dinner.
471
00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:16,719
Ah!
472
00:16:16,819 --> 00:16:19,124
MEGAERA: You already took
the coward's way out once.
473
00:16:19,191 --> 00:16:20,594
Why not do it again?
474
00:16:20,694 --> 00:16:21,863
Coward!
475
00:16:21,963 --> 00:16:23,667
Coward!
476
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,971
Coward!
477
00:16:26,071 --> 00:16:28,977
I know. I know I am.
478
00:16:29,077 --> 00:16:31,616
I was too afraid to have
an awkward break-up
conversation with you.
479
00:16:31,749 --> 00:16:32,885
You're absolutely right.
480
00:16:32,952 --> 00:16:34,889
I am a coward.
481
00:16:34,956 --> 00:16:36,960
MEGAERA: [Screams]
What did you do?
482
00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:38,897
TYRANNIS: Nothing,
I just said you're right.
483
00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:41,068
MEGAERA: Stop doing that!
484
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,504
TYRANNIS: I'm sorry?
485
00:16:42,604 --> 00:16:44,141
MEGAERA: No, don't be.
486
00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:46,947
This is where I tear you down
and make you feel like garbage.
487
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:48,716
But I already feel like garbage.
488
00:16:48,850 --> 00:16:49,986
I sort of always do.
489
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,155
I know I'm scared
490
00:16:51,255 --> 00:16:52,558
and I'm an idiot around women,
491
00:16:52,658 --> 00:16:53,860
and I'm ashamed of that.
492
00:16:53,994 --> 00:16:57,099
MEGAERA: Which makes you
impervious to Fury.
493
00:16:57,199 --> 00:17:03,179
I mean, it's terrifying,
but I'm not gonna kill myself.
494
00:17:03,279 --> 00:17:05,784
MEGAERA: Oh, I'm--
I'm not mad anymore.
495
00:17:05,884 --> 00:17:07,821
[Chuckles]
Not even a trace of it.
496
00:17:07,921 --> 00:17:08,990
Wild.
497
00:17:09,090 --> 00:17:10,359
Maybe I was just hungry.
498
00:17:10,492 --> 00:17:11,762
Well, great.
499
00:17:11,862 --> 00:17:13,332
So, friends?
500
00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:14,936
MEGAERA: Oh, no. No, no, no.
501
00:17:15,036 --> 00:17:18,408
But I am, however, going to do
some cardio.
502
00:17:20,113 --> 00:17:21,448
DELIRIA:
You stop that right now.
503
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:24,087
Uh-oh. Are you worried
I'm gonna get sick?
504
00:17:24,221 --> 00:17:26,760
Possibly because
you don't cause plagues
505
00:17:26,893 --> 00:17:28,195
and something else does?
506
00:17:28,328 --> 00:17:29,832
Of course not.
I just don't want you
507
00:17:29,932 --> 00:17:31,435
to stink on the ride home.
508
00:17:31,536 --> 00:17:35,376
Hope I don't get deformed
from something you didn't do.
509
00:17:35,476 --> 00:17:40,419
Oh--Oh!
510
00:17:40,486 --> 00:17:41,590
[Coughs]
511
00:17:41,690 --> 00:17:43,192
Oh, God!
What did I do?
512
00:17:43,259 --> 00:17:44,962
Mom, it was a game of chicken!
513
00:17:45,096 --> 00:17:46,832
You were supposed to stop me!
514
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,135
DELIRIA: Calm down.
515
00:17:48,202 --> 00:17:50,372
No-plague zap.
516
00:17:53,747 --> 00:17:57,521
[Gasping]
517
00:17:57,688 --> 00:17:58,790
You saved me!
518
00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:00,360
You can actually cure
this thing?
519
00:18:00,493 --> 00:18:01,830
DELIRIA: You should know
there aren't
520
00:18:01,930 --> 00:18:03,365
a lot of things I can't kill.
521
00:18:03,465 --> 00:18:06,606
And whatever plague is
seems to be very, very small.
522
00:18:06,706 --> 00:18:09,211
Y'all saw it was the water,
though, right?
523
00:18:09,311 --> 00:18:10,814
ALGUS: Who cares what it was?
524
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:12,517
Deliria fixed it!
525
00:18:12,618 --> 00:18:14,388
All hail Deliria!
526
00:18:14,454 --> 00:18:16,392
SEBACEANS: All hail Deliria!
527
00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:18,061
HIPPOCAMPUS: I got
to hand it to you, Mom.
528
00:18:18,161 --> 00:18:19,330
I did see a master at work.
529
00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:21,001
You stopped me
from getting any glory,
530
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,805
and you still have
your plague worshipers.
531
00:18:22,938 --> 00:18:25,309
DELIRIA: Are you kidding?
Cure worship is nothing.
532
00:18:25,409 --> 00:18:27,213
It lasts a few days, tops.
533
00:18:27,346 --> 00:18:28,482
I didn't get into this
534
00:18:28,617 --> 00:18:31,121
for random admiration
once in a while.
535
00:18:31,221 --> 00:18:32,858
I'm in the fear business.
536
00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:34,227
This place is kicked.
537
00:18:34,327 --> 00:18:35,998
HIPPOCAMPUS: Well,
maybe they'll start pooping
538
00:18:36,065 --> 00:18:37,367
in their drinking water again.
539
00:18:37,535 --> 00:18:39,270
DELIRIA: Stop trying
to make me feel better.
540
00:18:39,404 --> 00:18:42,578
ALGUS: All hail Deliria,
savior of the--
541
00:18:42,678 --> 00:18:43,513
DELIRIA: Oh, shut up.
542
00:18:43,613 --> 00:18:45,350
[Squeaks]
HIPPOCAMPUS: [Screams]
543
00:18:45,450 --> 00:18:47,453
VISCERA: Okay, 79 Krapopolis.
544
00:18:47,554 --> 00:18:49,290
TYRANNIS: Oh, good.
I was worried I'd missed you.
545
00:18:49,390 --> 00:18:53,933
VISCERA: 80 Krapopolis,
81 Krapopolis, and it's down.
546
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,336
TYRANNIS: So, work is done.
547
00:18:55,436 --> 00:18:57,173
Perfect timing.
You want to get a drink?
548
00:18:57,273 --> 00:18:59,579
VISCERA: You know, I would,
but I can't tonight.
549
00:18:59,679 --> 00:19:01,181
My friend just went
through a bad breakup
550
00:19:01,281 --> 00:19:02,518
and she wants to blow off
some steam.
551
00:19:02,651 --> 00:19:04,521
MEGAERA: Hey, Vis.
TYRANNIS: Don't hurt me.
552
00:19:04,622 --> 00:19:05,724
MEGAERA: Oh, whoa.
553
00:19:05,824 --> 00:19:07,260
VISCERA: Why would she hurt you?
554
00:19:07,393 --> 00:19:10,166
[Gasps]
[Chuckling] Oh, my God!
555
00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:11,434
You're the guy!
556
00:19:11,569 --> 00:19:13,305
MEGAERA: Oh, yeah, he's the guy.
557
00:19:13,405 --> 00:19:16,245
TYRANNIS: And you guys
are good friends.
MEGAERA: Yep.
558
00:19:16,345 --> 00:19:18,248
TYRANNIS: You're not gonna talk
about me, are you?
559
00:19:18,349 --> 00:19:20,721
VISCERA: "You're not gonna talk
about me?"
I mean, come on, we're girls.
560
00:19:20,821 --> 00:19:21,956
Oh, yeah, big time.
561
00:19:22,023 --> 00:19:24,461
MEGAERA: Hey, um,
could you maybe
562
00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:26,999
not tell anyone
you stopped a Fury?
563
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,304
Or at least, like,
not how, right?
564
00:19:29,438 --> 00:19:31,274
It's just, like, my whole job
565
00:19:31,374 --> 00:19:33,445
is to get guys
to kill themselves.
566
00:19:33,546 --> 00:19:35,951
So if word gets out,
you know what I'm saying?
567
00:19:36,084 --> 00:19:37,320
TYRANNIS: I understand.
568
00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:39,190
NARRATOR: And the prince
honored her request,
569
00:19:39,324 --> 00:19:42,063
which is why the knowledge
of how to stop a Fury
570
00:19:42,163 --> 00:19:44,100
was lost to man forever.
571
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,537
Also why, ironically enough,
572
00:19:45,637 --> 00:19:49,745
no man to this day
has truly owned his cowardice
573
00:19:49,845 --> 00:19:52,383
or apologized for his--
DAVID: Hey, when you're done--
574
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,187
NARRATOR:
Are you serious, David?
575
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,790
DAVID: What?
Oh, were you recording?
576
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:58,162
NARRATOR: In my recording studio
with the door closed,
577
00:19:58,262 --> 00:19:59,497
was I recording?
578
00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:01,201
DAVID: Jeez,
you don't have to be a--
579
00:20:01,335 --> 00:20:02,938
NARRATOR: A what? No, say it.
580
00:20:03,005 --> 00:20:04,608
Am I inconveniencing you, David,
581
00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:06,245
doing the job
that pays our rent?
582
00:20:06,378 --> 00:20:07,915
DAVID: For the cramped apartment
we had to move into
583
00:20:08,049 --> 00:20:10,019
because you murdered that guy?
Sorry.
584
00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:11,322
NARRATOR: What did you just say?
585
00:20:11,422 --> 00:20:12,892
DAVID: Accidentally murdered.
586
00:20:13,025 --> 00:20:14,662
NARRATOR: Get out!
DAVID: I shouldn't
have said that.
587
00:20:14,762 --> 00:20:17,500
NARRATOR: I said get out!
DAVID: Okay, okay!
588
00:20:17,567 --> 00:20:19,338
NARRATOR: Which is why
no man to this day
589
00:20:19,438 --> 00:20:23,913
has ever apologized
for his transgressions.
590
00:20:24,046 --> 00:20:26,084
I'm gonna murder you, David!
591
00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:27,287
DAVID: I said I'm sorry!
592
00:20:27,353 --> 00:20:29,490
I'm sorry, I'm sor--!
593
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,773
HIPPOCAMPUS: Hey, sis.
How you doing?
594
00:20:36,873 --> 00:20:38,309
STUPENDOUS:
Those vapors were strong.
595
00:20:38,409 --> 00:20:39,979
I shouldn't have gotten
near them.
596
00:20:40,045 --> 00:20:41,649
But yeah, I'm okay now.
597
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,753
HIPPOCAMPUS: You know,
Dad's an expert
in this kind of thing.
598
00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:46,692
If you need help
coming down from it or anything.
599
00:20:46,759 --> 00:20:49,130
STUPENDOUS: No, I'm good.
But good looking out, bro.
600
00:20:49,230 --> 00:20:51,769
HIPPOCAMPUS: Of course.
601
00:20:51,869 --> 00:20:54,575
ORACLE: The Society
of Oracles is aware
602
00:20:54,675 --> 00:20:58,081
that you've been
impersonating us.
603
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,820
STUPENDOUS: Oh, shoot.
ORACLE: [Grunts]
604
00:21:05,329 --> 00:21:08,570
[Grunting]
605
00:21:08,670 --> 00:21:10,507
STUPENDOUS: You already know
where I'm gonna hit you!
606
00:21:10,607 --> 00:21:14,046
ORACLE: As do you.
A worthy adversary indeed.
607
00:21:16,686 --> 00:21:18,923
STUPENDOUS:
I'm anticipating every blow.
608
00:21:19,024 --> 00:21:20,259
I'm a real oracle!
609
00:21:20,393 --> 00:21:22,063
HIPPOCAMPUS:
Oh, I almost forgot.
610
00:21:22,163 --> 00:21:23,498
STUPENDOUS: Not now, Hippo.
611
00:21:23,599 --> 00:21:27,006
I'm being inducted
into the Society of Oracles.
612
00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:28,375
HIPPOCAMPUS: I'll go get Dad.
613
00:21:28,475 --> 00:21:30,914
STUPENDOUS: [Grunts]
614
00:21:31,014 --> 00:21:32,817
MAN: Did you get any of that?
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