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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:29,404 [Cream singing "Badge"] 2 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:38,497 ♪ I'm thinkin' 'bout the times you drove in my car ♪ 3 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:47,464 ♪ I'm thinkin' that I might have drove you too far ♪ 4 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:57,474 ♪ And I'm thinkin' 'bout the love that you laid on my table ♪ 5 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:07,818 ♪ I told you not to wander 'round in the dark ♪ 6 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:15,701 ♪ I told you 'bout the swans that they live in ♪ 7 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:18,203 Gardner, he's coming. 8 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:19,329 Okay. 9 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:25,919 ♪ Then I told you 'bout our kid now he's married to Mabel ♪♪ 10 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:27,713 Gardner: Almost, darling. 11 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:31,091 But not quite. 12 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:34,094 [instrumental music] 13 00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:40,684 [mixer whirring] 14 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,937 - He's coming. He's coming. - More ice! More ice! 15 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:46,690 - Okay. He's coming. - Oh, okay. 16 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,151 [indistinct chatter] 17 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,445 Hey, Phil. 18 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:54,698 Is this the appropriate wedding color, son? Black? 19 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,450 It's-it's perfect. 20 00:01:56,533 --> 00:02:00,245 Well, I guess when a Groover marries, the world mourns. 21 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:01,663 Wait. Hey! 22 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:04,666 [indistinct chatter] 23 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:13,634 Line up. Hey, hey! Line up. Come on. Line up, okay? 24 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:15,010 - Okay. - Alright, alright. 25 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:17,095 [indistinct chatter] 26 00:02:17,179 --> 00:02:19,765 Turn the music down. Turn the music down. Come on. 27 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:22,267 [music turns off] 28 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:23,852 Oh, God! Come on. 29 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:26,480 [shushing] 30 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:30,692 All set. Are you ready? Okay. Okay, here they come. Shh! 31 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,446 Phil: Shh! Okay. 32 00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:38,742 Three, two, one. 33 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,453 All: Surprise! 34 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:45,999 Mom, dad. 35 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:49,044 - Hi, folks! - Mr. Hicks: Son. 36 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,546 We didn't mean to surprise you, we just thought we'd drop in 37 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:54,508 and see where you've been living for the past four years! 38 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:55,926 I'm glad you did. 39 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,428 [clamoring] 40 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,557 Oh. You remember Dorman. 41 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:04,476 - My roommate Dorman? - Oh, yes, yes. 42 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:06,186 Aren't you the young man who is studying to be a-- 43 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:07,854 A minister. 44 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:09,481 Minister, that's what I thought. 45 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:13,485 And this is Lester Griffin, the fifth Groover. 46 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:16,655 He just graduated summa cum laude in accounting. 47 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,073 Mr. Hicks: Congratulations, Lester. 48 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:19,116 [groans] 49 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,158 [thuds] 50 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:25,288 Well, I, uh, I guess we'll see you after boot camp. 51 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,749 - Lieutenant. - Ah, yes, sir. 52 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:29,126 [screams] 53 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,253 Well, we'll see you, son. 54 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:32,796 - Bye, mom. - See you. 55 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:33,839 Bye, dad. 56 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:37,175 - Gardner! - What? 57 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:40,095 [Elton John singing "Saturday Night's Alright"] 58 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:43,515 - Good. I hate that part. - That was my parents. 59 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:46,727 So they're from New Jersey, Phil. They've seen butts before. 60 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:50,647 Man 1: There he is! Sneaking in the back door! 61 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,149 The husband! 62 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,609 [indistinct chatter] 63 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:03,285 You getting married, boy. Getting married. 64 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:04,953 Look, where have you been? 65 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:06,413 I promised Debbie I'd have you 66 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,373 in Dallas by tomorrow night. Okay? 67 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:10,167 You haven't packed. You're not dressed. 68 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,170 [clamoring] 69 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:19,801 Speech! Speech! 70 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:21,928 Man 2: Speech! 71 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:28,226 [men laughing] 72 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:29,519 Quiet. Quiet. 73 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,942 Uh, the-- the wedding's off. 74 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:37,486 [all laughing] 75 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:39,529 Shut up! Damn it. 76 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:43,492 Deb and I ain't getting married. I'm calling it off. 77 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:52,083 Waggener, that's great! 78 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:55,170 Oh, son, when did you come to your senses? 79 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,298 When I got this. 80 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,259 I've been drafted, Gardner. 81 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:07,307 [paper rustling] 82 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:11,186 Congratulations. 83 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:13,563 We're saved. 84 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:17,901 The Groovers are saved! 85 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,987 Hey. This has his orders on it. 86 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,864 Oh, we got another one, colonel. 87 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:24,991 Mine says the same thing, except right here 88 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:28,245 where it goes, "A review of your 2-S student deferred status 89 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,580 indicates that you have held the status for three years 90 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,541 without achieving academic advancement." 91 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:35,377 "Therefore, you are hereby ordered for induction." 92 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:40,173 [laughs] 93 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:43,426 This mean I get my fondue set back? 94 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:46,388 You dog! [screams] 95 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:48,515 [cheering] 96 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:50,225 Yeah! Yeah! 97 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:52,894 [cheering] 98 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:57,232 Philip! Philip! Philip, give me your keys. 99 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:59,818 - We're going somewhere. - Who's going? 100 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:04,072 We're going. Us. The Groovers. Now! 101 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:07,325 What, what about your car? 102 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:10,245 You're drinking it. Come on. Dorman. 103 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,414 - Whoo! Alright! - Dorman, get Lester. 104 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:14,875 You sold your car to throw a party? 105 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:18,336 But you didn't even graduate! What is this? 106 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:21,506 Gardner: A farewell fandango for the Groovers! 107 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:23,383 [cheering] 108 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:25,010 [laughing] 109 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,344 Turn out the lights when you leave. 110 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,054 Gardner: innocent critters squashed 111 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:29,806 on the highway of life! 112 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,767 [Elton John singing "Saturday Night's Alright"] 113 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:46,072 ♪ It's getting late Have you seen my mates? ♪ 114 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:49,326 ♪ Ma tell me when the boys get here ♪ 115 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:52,120 ♪ It's seven o'clock and I wanna rock ♪ 116 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:55,665 ♪ Wanna get a belly full of beer ♪ 117 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:58,668 ♪ My old man's a drunker than a barrel full of monkeys ♪ 118 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:02,130 ♪ And my old lady she don't care ♪ 119 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:05,008 ♪ My sister looks cute in her braces and boots ♪ 120 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,636 ♪ A handful of grease in her hair ♪ 121 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:14,726 ♪ Oh don't give us none of your aggravation ♪ 122 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:17,354 ♪ We had it with your discipline ♪ 123 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:21,066 ♪ Oh Saturday night's alright for fighting ♪ 124 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:24,319 ♪ Get a little action in ♪ 125 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:27,238 ♪ Get about as oiled as a diesel train ♪ 126 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:30,367 ♪ Gonna set this dance alight ♪ 127 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,453 ♪ 'Cause Saturday night's the night I like ♪ 128 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:38,333 ♪ Saturday night's alright alright alright ♪ 129 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:41,586 ♪ Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ♪ 130 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:52,764 ♪ Well they're packed pretty tight in here tonight ♪ 131 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:55,725 ♪ I'm lookin' for a dolly who'll see me right ♪ 132 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,853 ♪ I may use a little muscle to get what I need ♪ 133 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:02,315 ♪ I may sink a little drink and shout out she's with me ♪ 134 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:05,235 ♪ A couple of the sounds that I really like ♪ 135 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:08,321 ♪ Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike ♪ 136 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:11,700 ♪ I'm a juvenile product of the working class ♪ 137 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:14,786 ♪ Whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass ♪ 138 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:18,456 ♪ Oh ♪ 139 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:21,167 ♪ Don't give us none of your aggravation ♪ 140 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:24,212 ♪ We had it with your discipline ♪ 141 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:27,424 ♪ Saturday night's alright for fighting ♪ 142 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:30,468 ♪ Get a little action in ♪ 143 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:33,638 ♪ Get about as oiled as a diesel train ♪ 144 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:36,808 ♪ Gonna set this dance alight ♪ 145 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:39,769 ♪ 'Cause Saturday night's the night I like ♪ 146 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:44,733 ♪ Saturday night's alright alright alright ♪ 147 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:48,445 ♪ Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ♪ 148 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:05,462 ♪ Saturday Saturday Saturday ♪ 149 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,590 ♪ Saturday Saturday Saturday ♪ 150 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:13,303 ♪ Saturday Saturday Saturday night's alright ♪ 151 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:17,724 ♪ Saturday Saturday Saturday ♪♪ 152 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:20,727 [instrumental music] 153 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:29,778 [singing in foreign language] 154 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:40,288 ♪ Picante Como se llama Yo mama ♪ 155 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:41,623 [coughs] 156 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:46,044 Tough it out, son. Tough it out. 157 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:51,007 Well, now, what do you boys want for breakfast? Barbecue? 158 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:54,010 [vomiting] 159 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,595 Okay, chili. 160 00:09:57,639 --> 00:10:00,934 Drafted, graduated, 161 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,103 disengaged. 162 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:05,105 Guess y'all know what this means, don't you? 163 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:07,774 We got to dig up Dom. 164 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,276 [singing in foreign language] 165 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:12,445 [car door shuts] 166 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,994 Gardner: Open up, Philip. 167 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:22,247 You're not taking my car to Mexico. 168 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:27,252 Well, Dom's not in Mexico, son. He's on the border. 169 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:29,045 I know where he is. 170 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,589 Philip, do you mean to tell me that you'd let Dom 171 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:34,175 stay buried out there in that desert for a century, 172 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:37,053 a damn fossil for some post-historic nerd to find? 173 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,805 No, I mean to tell you that 174 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:41,099 we're not driving 400 miles in my car 175 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,559 just to go down there and dig him up. 176 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,019 But you swore you would, son. We all did. 177 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,855 Took a holy Groover oath. Remember? 178 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,273 Waggener: Come one, Phil, we're dog meat. 179 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:49,983 This could be our last chance ever. 180 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,610 Gardner: He's right, Philip, we're facing, we're facing 181 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:55,613 combat and questionable life spans. 182 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,824 You know, Philip, it's not like we're going after 183 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:01,494 some nameless piece of trash alongside the road. No, sir. 184 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:05,373 We're going after Dom, Philip, a dear bud we laid to rest 185 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:08,459 the very night the Groovers were born, is all I'm talking about. 186 00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:12,380 Bonds and beers and the five of us, Philip, 187 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:15,383 driving down that long, lonesome highway. 188 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:18,720 [panting] I'm talking, talking about us 189 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:22,974 reliving the greatest chapter in Groover history. 190 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:24,601 Don't that mean something to you? 191 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:25,852 [tires screeching] 192 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:26,936 Ah... 193 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:29,731 [panting] 194 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:34,694 Look, we had our fling, and it was fun, okay? 195 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:38,198 But we gotta get to Dallas by tomorrow night for his wedding. 196 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:43,494 Read my lips, Philip, okay? 197 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:46,331 He's not getting married. 198 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:48,833 He didn't back out yet. 199 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,210 Did you? 200 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,803 What'd she say? 201 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,641 Nothing. She wasn't home. 202 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,101 Phil: What? 203 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:12,065 She was at a kitchen shower, so I told her dad. 204 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,358 Phil: You called off your wedding 205 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:15,652 after talking to her dad? 206 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:25,662 Well, now that we got that out of the way, can we get going? 207 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,664 - Gardner, we gotta help him. - Philip... 208 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,584 I'm just as concerned about this as you are. 209 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:34,587 I mean, I spent $18 for this tux. 210 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:38,174 But it's done, son. It wasn't meant to be. 211 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,385 And Dom is waiting. 212 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:43,179 - Over, rover! - Ow! Uh... 213 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,348 Gardner: Come on! Watch out! 214 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,517 Phil: We have to report to boot camp on Monday night! 215 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,310 Garner: Well, we'll be back tomorrow night. 216 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:52,063 Phil: Tomorrow night? We were gone a week the first time. 217 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,940 Gardner: Flukes, Philip, Groovers got to expect 218 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:56,359 that kind of stuff every once in a while. 219 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,362 [instrumental music] 220 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,874 [engine revving] 221 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:20,300 Gardner: Hey! How about margaritas at Chata Ortega's? 222 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,302 Waggener: We can see the donkey lady! 223 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:24,804 Phil: We could get diseases. 224 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,472 Gardner: I swear, Philip, I don't know 225 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,474 why we bring you along sometimes. 226 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,476 Phil: It's my car, it's my money. 227 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,479 ["Too Late" by Carole King] 228 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,898 You know, next time we stop, may be I can get out and call Deb. 229 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,151 You know, just to sort of tell her in person. 230 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,154 She's been told, Waggener. 231 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,866 Just let it ride, son. 232 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,702 Give it a few weeks. Then write her. 233 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:53,958 ♪ Too late baby now it's too late though we really did ♪ 234 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,877 You ever have any regrets? 235 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,463 Gardner: About what? 236 00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:01,507 ♪ Inside has died and I can't ♪ 237 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,009 Certain women. 238 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:06,346 ♪ Just can't fake it oh ♪ 239 00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:09,640 I never been serious about a woman in my life, son. 240 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,142 You know that. 241 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:20,902 ♪ It used to be so easy livin' here with you ♪ 242 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:25,406 ♪ You were light and breezy and I knew just what to do ♪ 243 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:32,080 ♪ Now you look so unhappy and I feel like a fool ♪ 244 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:39,587 ♪ And it's too late baby now it's too late ♪ 245 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:44,717 ♪ Though we really did try to make it ♪ 246 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,886 ♪ Somethin' inside has ♪♪ 247 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:51,057 Waggener: That's dirt, son. There's no highway through here. 248 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,851 Dotted line means dirt. 249 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:56,813 I thought it meant shortcut. [chuckles] 250 00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:00,274 You know what E means? Do you know what E means? 251 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:04,737 It means empty, douche bag! Like your head! 252 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:09,450 [laughs] Well, I guess I'm just not officer material. 253 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,160 Phil: I guess not. 254 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,289 [car door shuts] 255 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:19,001 Waggener: Where are we? 256 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,045 [crow cawing] 257 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,588 The ass of nowhere. 258 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,257 [Gardner laughs] 259 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,220 [intense music] 260 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,908 [instrumental music] 261 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,619 [Gardner laughing] 262 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,246 Gardner: Give Lester a beer. 263 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,831 Phil: He doesn't need another beer. 264 00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,875 Gardner: The boy's facing life as an accountant. 265 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,711 He needs something. 266 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:05,173 I can't believe I let you talk me into this. This is stupid! 267 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:09,302 [laughs] It's the stuff legends are made of, son. 268 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:12,930 [groans] What time's the wedding? 269 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,984 [wind howling] 270 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:35,161 Texas is really ugly, you know that? 271 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,455 I mean, what could anyone 272 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:40,374 possibly like about this state? 273 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:43,002 I like the way it's shaped. 274 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:47,798 It's wild, Philip. Always has been, always will be. 275 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,677 - Just like us. - Ha! 276 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:55,348 Ha! Ho-ho-ho! Ho! 277 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,227 [crow cawing] 278 00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:01,562 [car door shuts] 279 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:14,408 [wind howling] 280 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,882 Waggener: Can you imagine coming all the way out here 281 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,384 just to get killed? 282 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,683 You having second thoughts? 283 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,811 Yeah, I believe I burned all my bridges. 284 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,896 Well, buck up, bud, 285 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:47,358 because I think you did the right thing. 286 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,777 Yeah, that's what her father said on the phone. 287 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,320 "You're doing the right thing, Kenneth." 288 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,156 "I'm behind you all the way." 289 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,826 Always been in front of me till then. 290 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,453 Waggener, she's history, alright? She's history. 291 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,664 And the only way to get over a woman, unfortunately, 292 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,083 is you gotta get yourself another one. 293 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,877 So when Dom's dug up and our duty's done, 294 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:11,340 you and me, we gonna slide into Chata Ortega's and we are gonna 295 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,218 destroy a few brain cells and hunt up some horn-dog wom-- 296 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:17,513 I mean, the guy's rich, Gardner. He could have made some calls. 297 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,140 Phil: Why should he? 298 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,977 It's your duty. 299 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,729 Yeah, well, I'm proud to be going. 300 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:30,776 - I am. - Aren't we all? 301 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,279 [train horn blaring] 302 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:36,282 [instrumental music] 303 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,493 That's a train, boys! 304 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,371 Phil: Hey! 305 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:46,792 [Phil groans] 306 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,504 You, off the car! 307 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,925 Phil: Get off my car! 308 00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,181 - Come on. We can hop it. - What? 309 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,807 Nothing's come down that road for two hours. 310 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,559 - You got any better idea? - What about my car? 311 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,311 Let's... We'll pick it up on the way back. 312 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,146 - Forget it! I know you. - Come on! 313 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,196 - Ugh! - Waggener: Look, Philip. 314 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,573 This might be the only ride we get, so lighten up and we-- 315 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:22,286 Phil: We're not leaving my car, and that's final. 316 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,789 [train horn blaring] 317 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,334 Phil: Gardner, talk to me. Talk to me. 318 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,503 It's possible I got vapor lock on my brain, 319 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:34,256 but I just need to know, are you crazy? 320 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,676 Are you out of your mind? 321 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,219 It'll work, Philip. 322 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:41,180 [intense music] 323 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,807 [grunts] 324 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,310 Phil: You think this is a wise move? 325 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:47,937 Wait. I mean, it's a train. 326 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,941 Think! Think! Don't be big and stupid. 327 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,567 - Come on. - Phil: Gardner, Gardner. 328 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,319 Show some sense. 329 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,864 Oh, great. Great. 330 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,537 Yeah, Dorman! 331 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,247 Gardner: Get the wheels straight. 332 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,792 That's a felony, you know that? 333 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:10,918 Yes. 334 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,921 [music continues] 335 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,925 We're all gonna die! 336 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:26,016 Didn't you hear me? I said we're facing imminent death! 337 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,769 It'll be just like water-skiing, Philip. 338 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:31,439 - Water-skiing? - Waggener: Get in! 339 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:38,028 [intense music] 340 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:49,165 He did it. Run, son! 341 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,499 - Brake off? - Yeah. 342 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,376 Waggener: Neutral? Gardner: Check. 343 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,254 - I don't believe this! - Gardner: It'll work, Philip. 344 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,923 [train chugging] 345 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,179 Waggener: Dorman, run! 346 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,764 [clattering] 347 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,015 Hurry! 348 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,936 Do you know how many pizzas I had to make to buy this car? 349 00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,608 Gardner: Hey. 350 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,860 How are we gonna stop? 351 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,863 [intense music] 352 00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:24,575 [clanking] 353 00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:28,496 [train chugging] 354 00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:32,166 [clanking] 355 00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:39,340 [clanking] 356 00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:49,683 [instrumental music] 357 00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:52,311 [car door creaking] 358 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,273 [car door shuts] 359 00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:03,697 [music continues] 360 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,117 [engine revving] 361 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,920 Phil: First phone we get to, I'm calling the police. 362 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:21,298 Gardner: [chuckles] Philip, can't let a little thing 363 00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:25,010 like this stop the damn pilgrimage. [chuckles] 364 00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:27,388 Sorry. We're getting off here. 365 00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:31,559 [door shuts] 366 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,479 [dog barking] 367 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,449 That car's afflicted. 368 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,743 No, it just needs a little alignment hygiene. 369 00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:53,914 Man 3: Well, I hope y'all ain't in no hurry. 370 00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:56,166 I can't fix it till in the morning. 371 00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:58,669 - How come? - Because it's Saturday night. 372 00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:01,130 My mechanic's gone honky-ton king. 373 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,840 My tools is in his truck. 374 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:08,762 Sorry, boys. A night in Marfa ain't so bad. 375 00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:11,640 Motel's over there. 376 00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:15,895 If you're looking for cheaper bunks, 377 00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:18,689 there is a roadside park just up the highway. 378 00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:22,067 Out by the old movie set where they shot "Giant." 379 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:25,362 - James Dean was here? - Yeah. 380 00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:28,741 1955. 381 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:32,620 Listen, front-end alignment will run you 11.95. 382 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,748 Want me to do anything about that? 383 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,627 Yeah, if it's free. 384 00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:41,712 [laughs] 385 00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:44,673 I'll get you out of here early as I can tomorrow. 386 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:49,011 Better hurry if you want supper. Dairy Queen closes at 8:00. 387 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:50,054 [door shuts] 388 00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:53,974 [buzzing] 389 00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:55,643 Woman 1: May I take your order, please? 390 00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:58,103 Give me three chili dogs and a malt. 391 00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:01,106 [Classics IV singing "Spooky"] 392 00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:08,739 ♪ In the cool of the evening ♪ 393 00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:12,993 ♪ When everything is gettin' kind of groovy ♪ 394 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,706 ♪ I call you up and ask you ♪ 395 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:21,752 ♪ If you like to go with me and see a movie ♪ 396 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:24,755 [laughs] 397 00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:28,384 ♪ First you say no you've got some plans for the night" ♪ 398 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:33,430 ♪ And then you stop and say alright ♪ 399 00:24:33,514 --> 00:24:39,186 ♪ Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you ♪ 400 00:24:42,523 --> 00:24:44,316 ♪ You always keep me guessin' ♪ 401 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:48,737 ♪ I never seem to know what you are thinkin' ♪ 402 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,823 [indistinct chatter] 403 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:53,367 ♪ And if a fellow looks at you ♪ 404 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:57,496 ♪ It's for sure your little eye will be a-winkin' ♪ 405 00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:04,128 ♪ I get confused 'cause I don't know where I stand ♪ 406 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:09,133 ♪ And then you smile and hold my hand ♪ 407 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:14,847 ♪ Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you ♪ 408 00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:16,056 [indistinct yelling] 409 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,225 ♪ Spooky ♪♪ 410 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:20,561 Come on now, this is what we've been waiting for. 411 00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:22,479 Dorman: It's not the same, Gardner. 412 00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:25,733 - What's not? - Dorman: They're jailbait. 413 00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:27,943 Well, that never stopped us before. 414 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,820 We were jailbait before. 415 00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:31,363 [laughs] 416 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:36,326 They're airheads, Gardner. Bimbos. 417 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:38,412 Little girls with little brains. 418 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:40,581 But we're not trying to expand their minds, Philip, 419 00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:42,458 so don't get picky on me. 420 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:47,004 Judy: And so then, right after she had the baby, 421 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:49,757 they had to remove her utopian tubes. 422 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,885 No, no. No. That's fallopian, darling. 423 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:57,222 Fallopian? Those are books of the Bible, silly. 424 00:25:57,306 --> 00:26:01,727 First and Second Fallopians. [laughs] 425 00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:04,271 So what do y'all wanna do now? 426 00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:07,107 - Are you 18? - Oh, I know. 427 00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:09,401 Let's shoot fireworks. 428 00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:13,322 Oh! That is so neat! Would... 429 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,324 Would y'all like to do that, huh? 430 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:17,034 Well, only if it's neat. 431 00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:18,869 Judy: We got tons of bottle rockets 432 00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:20,621 left over from Christmas. 433 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:23,332 We just gonna pull off the road or what? 434 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:26,877 No. I think we'll go to my daddy's place. 435 00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:30,005 [screams] 436 00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:33,717 Gardner: Just, uh, what exactly 437 00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:35,969 does your daddy do, Lorna, darling? 438 00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:37,554 Lorna: He's in the funeral business. 439 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:42,476 This is his cemetery. 440 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:47,397 Come on, y'all. Come on. 441 00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:56,615 Judy: Come on. You'll get used to it. 442 00:26:57,658 --> 00:26:59,201 [Judy chuckles] 443 00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:08,418 Can't we just find a playground or something? 444 00:27:08,502 --> 00:27:11,922 This has been my playground ever since I can remember. 445 00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:14,925 [fireworks bursting] 446 00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:16,426 Lorna: See? 447 00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:19,513 Lots of places to hide. 448 00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:21,390 I ain't gonna ask what we're hiding from. 449 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,183 From each other. 450 00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:25,060 It's no fun shooting rockets off in the air. 451 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:26,854 You gotta have moving targets. 452 00:27:26,937 --> 00:27:28,814 Well, ain't that just a tad dangerous? 453 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,191 No. It's so neat! 454 00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:33,569 - We'll choose up sides. - Okay. 455 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:37,156 Okay, me and Waggener and Phil. 456 00:27:37,239 --> 00:27:39,658 Okay, y'all guys take the Garden of the Good Shepherd 457 00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:41,952 and the Garden of Bliss, we'll go count to 100 458 00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:43,537 while you hide, and then we'll come after you. 459 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,331 And no aiming for the face, and be real careful 460 00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:48,041 'cause these things could go off and hurt somebody. 461 00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:51,044 [screaming] 462 00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:56,884 Come on! Oh! 463 00:27:56,967 --> 00:27:58,635 We started! 464 00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:00,137 - Gardner. - Come on, Gardner! 465 00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,431 [grunting] 466 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,183 - Whoa! - Get Phil! 467 00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:05,642 - Whoa! - Get him! 468 00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:07,477 - No! - Ha-ha-ha... 469 00:28:07,561 --> 00:28:08,520 [fireworks bursting] 470 00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:11,023 [Phil screaming] 471 00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:12,065 Ha-ha... 472 00:28:12,149 --> 00:28:15,068 [screaming] 473 00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:17,029 [fireworks bursting] 474 00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:18,071 [clamoring] 475 00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:19,114 Judy: Watch out! 476 00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,533 [screaming] 477 00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:24,870 Yeah! 478 00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:26,079 [laughing] 479 00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:27,915 [cheering] 480 00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:29,833 Let's go, let's go. 481 00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:32,669 Okay. Come on. God! 482 00:28:32,753 --> 00:28:34,463 [indistinct yelling] 483 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:37,299 [laughing] 484 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:38,800 [groans] 485 00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:41,261 [laughing] 486 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:43,889 Lorna: Hey, y'all watch out for those new graves. 487 00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:45,390 They're not packed down yet. 488 00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:48,352 [laughing] 489 00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:51,021 These stiffs got no manners at all. 490 00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:53,565 [laughing] 491 00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:59,196 [instrumental music] 492 00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:07,663 Sorry, friend. 493 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:10,666 [fireworks bursting] 494 00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:15,504 Ah! 495 00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:22,386 [screaming] 496 00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:26,556 [fireworks bursting] 497 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,058 [cheering] 498 00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:32,062 I'm not sure I can do it, Gardner. 499 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:36,400 I'm not sure I can go. 500 00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:37,484 Then don't. 501 00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:39,111 [fireworks bursting] 502 00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:42,114 [music continues] 503 00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:12,644 Gardner: [sighs] It's not quite what I expected. 504 00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:14,771 Waggener: They shot "Giant" here? 505 00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:18,025 Gardner: Can you imagine? 506 00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:20,694 James Dean walking around right out here. 507 00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:23,905 [coyotes howling] 508 00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:29,161 Gardner: Pass me the classifieds there, would you, bud? 509 00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:31,747 All that ink's bound to be warm. 510 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,416 Phil: Great. This is the worst. 511 00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:37,586 This is the worst ever. 512 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,881 Now, if it would just rain... 513 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:47,262 See that star? 514 00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:50,557 Off that peak? 515 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,267 Waggener: That was our star. 516 00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:55,645 Me and Deb. 517 00:30:55,729 --> 00:30:57,773 To talk to when we were apart. 518 00:30:57,856 --> 00:30:59,149 Gardner: Quit it. 519 00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:04,946 I wonder if the night's like this in Nam. 520 00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:08,075 Phil: You'll find out soon enough. 521 00:31:08,158 --> 00:31:10,952 Looking forward to it, ain't you, Philip? 522 00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:15,082 Phil: To serving my country? Yeah. I am. 523 00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:18,377 There are other countries, you know? 524 00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:20,420 Phil: What? 525 00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:22,172 Gardner: There's Canada. 526 00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:28,637 You are the most irresponsible person I have ever met. 527 00:31:30,472 --> 00:31:33,850 Well, somebody had to be. 528 00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:38,313 [instrumental music] 529 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:10,679 [music continues] 530 00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:37,664 [wind howling] 531 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,891 [music continues] 532 00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:12,240 Ah! Ow! Ow! Ow! 533 00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:15,702 Snake! Snake! 534 00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:17,579 - Phil: Snake. It's in my pants. - What? 535 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,623 - Snake. - Don't rile him up, Philip. 536 00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:22,209 Damn. It-- it's a snake. Oh... 537 00:33:22,292 --> 00:33:24,711 [grunting] 538 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,922 - Well, what kind is it? - It's a rattler. 539 00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:31,176 It's moving! It's moving. Oh... 540 00:33:38,475 --> 00:33:41,394 [laughing] 541 00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:44,189 A lizard. 542 00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:45,357 [Gardner laughs] 543 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:46,900 Well, it felt like a snake. 544 00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:50,445 No, no. It felt, felt like a rattler. 545 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:52,864 God, I was having a nightmare! 546 00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:54,449 Gardner: Well, get used to them. 547 00:33:55,992 --> 00:33:57,744 Gardner: Alright, 20, 21, 548 00:33:57,827 --> 00:34:01,540 22, 23 and 50. 549 00:34:01,623 --> 00:34:03,416 And five for the go-juice. 550 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:07,003 And much obliged for that body job. That is first-rate work. 551 00:34:07,087 --> 00:34:08,588 [laughs] 552 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:13,134 The other way, bud. Remember? 553 00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:15,929 Gardner: It's lefty loosey, righty tighty. 554 00:34:27,941 --> 00:34:29,150 [exhales sharply] 555 00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:32,153 [Phil grunting] 556 00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:39,661 Another hundred miles and we're there, boys! 557 00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:41,871 Dom. Ortega's. 558 00:34:41,955 --> 00:34:44,874 - How about some breakfast? - Where'd you get the money? 559 00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:46,251 The birthday present from the girls. 560 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:48,253 It's not your birthday. 561 00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:51,172 - Yeah, well, it's gonna be. - You stole that money. 562 00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:54,301 Just like you stole my car. [grunts] 563 00:34:54,384 --> 00:34:56,469 What is your problem? 564 00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:58,597 I mean, here we are, embarked on what is probably 565 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:02,100 the greatest epic adventure of all time, and all you can do-- 566 00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:04,978 Nobody cares about epic adventures anymore. 567 00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:11,985 Philip, we... 568 00:35:12,068 --> 00:35:15,697 We came out here to try and forget some things. Alright? 569 00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:20,160 So why won't you let us? 570 00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:22,245 And there's nothing wrong with going nowhere, son. 571 00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:24,414 It's, it's, it's a privilege of youth. 572 00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:28,376 Well, we're not youths anymore, Peter Pan. 573 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:30,837 You're only 18 once. 574 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:35,216 Like you're only a virgin once, and then it's over. 575 00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:38,428 Phil: Like the Groovers. 576 00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:41,222 Well, I sort of like to think of us as an institution, bud. 577 00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:42,432 Over! 578 00:35:46,061 --> 00:35:49,272 You know, some-- someday, Philip, when you're old... 579 00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:58,490 Phil: Hey. 580 00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:01,368 Hey, hey, where are you going? I'm, I'm not even rinsed off! 581 00:36:01,451 --> 00:36:03,828 - No more quarters. - God! 582 00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:05,413 [grunts] 583 00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:08,416 Phil: I think you're trash, Gardner. 584 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,418 I think you're slime. 585 00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:15,256 Selfish, worthless, irresponsible slime! 586 00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:18,301 What do you think about that? 587 00:36:18,385 --> 00:36:20,428 I think freedom of expression's a wonderful thing. 588 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:23,640 Oh! Turn my car around now! 589 00:36:26,226 --> 00:36:28,520 You're a bullshit artist. 590 00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:30,271 And that's all you're ever gonna be 'cause when life gets 591 00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:34,150 too complicated, you just take off, run away! 592 00:36:34,234 --> 00:36:37,028 Well, make the most of this one, asshole, 593 00:36:37,112 --> 00:36:39,364 'cause it's the last time you're gonna push me around. 594 00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:41,074 Find some other jerk and go 595 00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:43,201 chasing after rainbows and chasing after-- 596 00:36:43,284 --> 00:36:46,788 Will you shut up? Just shut up! God, I'm sick of your mouth! 597 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:49,708 Nobody made you come on this trip, you pompous little whiner. 598 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:52,460 Just like nobody made you room with us for four years! 599 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:53,712 You wanted to. 600 00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:55,964 But it's always bitch, bitch, bitch 601 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:58,758 about Dom or dinner or whatever, 'cause that's all 602 00:36:58,842 --> 00:37:01,302 you're good at! Well, I'm sick of hearing it. 603 00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:04,139 You're a pain-in-the-ass fellow who doesn't like anything. 604 00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:06,391 So either kill yourself and do us all a favor, 605 00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:08,184 or shut the hell up! 606 00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:11,187 [instrumental music on stereo] 607 00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:15,233 [singing in foreign language] 608 00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:20,655 I guess I should have expected as much 609 00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:24,075 from a guy who chickens out on his own wedding. 610 00:37:24,159 --> 00:37:27,454 Phil: That's right, coward. 611 00:37:27,537 --> 00:37:31,875 It wasn't the draft. It wasn't her parents. 612 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:35,086 You just got scared and ran off like him. 613 00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:37,922 And now you're down here pretending 614 00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:40,467 all this crap is still fun! 615 00:37:40,550 --> 00:37:43,011 Afraid to admit that she was the best thing 616 00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:45,513 that ever happened to you because deep down inside, 617 00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:48,308 you know you blew it! 618 00:37:48,391 --> 00:37:51,060 You little wimp, I had to! Don't tell me... 619 00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:52,771 - Take the wheel. - No, you bastard! 620 00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:53,813 Goddammit! 621 00:37:53,897 --> 00:37:55,565 [clamoring] 622 00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:57,442 - Philip! - Come on. Come here. 623 00:37:57,525 --> 00:38:00,195 - Quiet. Quit it! - Stop it. 624 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:03,031 - Quit it. - Ah! Ugh! 625 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:06,826 That's it, Philip. Now that's it. You win. 626 00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:12,207 We're going home. 627 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:14,292 Thanks to you, Dom don't mean shit anymore. 628 00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:17,003 Dom never meant shit. 629 00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:20,715 You know, Philip, you talk tough, you act tough, 630 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:23,092 you march a bunch of weenies around a... field, 631 00:38:23,176 --> 00:38:27,972 but the fact of the matter is, son, you are an ROTC colonel 632 00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:30,225 because that's all you ever could be. 633 00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:34,145 And now look at you, 634 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:35,980 anxious to run off and get yourself martyred, 635 00:38:36,064 --> 00:38:38,024 hoping somebody's gonna love you for it. 636 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,319 You're pathetic, Philip. 637 00:38:41,402 --> 00:38:44,030 I don't know how else to say it. You're just pathetic. 638 00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:46,741 And that is the only reason 639 00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:49,244 any of us ever had anything to do with you. 640 00:38:51,621 --> 00:38:54,707 Gardner: We never really liked you, son. 641 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:56,668 We just felt sorry for ya. 642 00:38:59,212 --> 00:39:01,464 I'm, I'm not a weenie. 643 00:39:02,382 --> 00:39:04,884 Dorman, turn us around. 644 00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:06,386 We gotta get this little weenie back 645 00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:09,138 to his stupid little, worthless war. 646 00:39:09,222 --> 00:39:10,974 Now you listen to me! 647 00:39:12,308 --> 00:39:13,768 Not everyone gets a college education 648 00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:15,854 just handed to 'em, you know? 649 00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:19,107 That uniform is my ticket to some kind of a future. 650 00:39:21,234 --> 00:39:22,569 And I'm giving my notice right now. 651 00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:25,196 I'll take on anybody, anything, 652 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:26,823 anywhere, anytime... 653 00:39:26,906 --> 00:39:28,700 [tires screeching] 654 00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:31,703 [singing in foreign language] 655 00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:58,855 Gardner: Well, Philip. 656 00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:02,567 O.. Okay. 657 00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:05,570 [engine revving] 658 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:25,757 [engine revving] 659 00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:43,858 [goat bleating] 660 00:40:45,526 --> 00:40:46,694 [car doors open] 661 00:40:51,658 --> 00:40:52,825 [car door shuts] 662 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:12,595 [car door shuts] 663 00:41:22,355 --> 00:41:24,732 [rooster crowing] 664 00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:32,323 [goat bleating] 665 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:44,794 I'd have done it if we had the money. 666 00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:53,302 [rooster crowing] 667 00:41:56,639 --> 00:41:58,433 You looking for something? 668 00:42:00,059 --> 00:42:01,477 Yes, I am. 669 00:42:03,938 --> 00:42:06,274 I'm, uh, looking for the head jumping bean. 670 00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:25,543 [goat bleating] 671 00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:33,176 Trelis: Some guys are looking for you. 672 00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:40,516 Oh-ho, good morning to you. Good morning to you. 673 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,894 Quite a day for jumping, isn't it? Gardner Barnes. 674 00:42:42,977 --> 00:42:45,104 Your name, sir? 675 00:42:45,188 --> 00:42:47,648 Uh, Truman Sparks. 676 00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:50,026 Well, it's nice to meet you, Truman. 677 00:42:50,109 --> 00:42:52,862 Your wife tells me that you're in charge around here. 678 00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:55,615 Oh, no. She ain't my wife. 679 00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:57,283 She... Trelis is just my old lady. 680 00:42:57,366 --> 00:42:58,576 - You know? - Yeah. 681 00:42:58,659 --> 00:42:59,827 Well, Truman, you ever heard 682 00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:02,955 of the "Milwaukee Daily Moon?" 683 00:43:03,039 --> 00:43:04,624 Well, these gentlemen and I are on the travel 684 00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:07,085 and entertainment staff of that illustrious newspaper 685 00:43:07,168 --> 00:43:09,212 and we are in the midst of a research tour. 686 00:43:09,295 --> 00:43:11,964 Our action-adventure editor over there, Mr. Hicks, 687 00:43:12,048 --> 00:43:13,925 well, he wants to take a jump course today 688 00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:16,511 so he can accurately depict the delights of skydiving 689 00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:17,929 of Wild West in his column. 690 00:43:18,012 --> 00:43:20,556 Hey, far out. He wants to do that today? 691 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,350 No, sir. He wants to do it right now. 692 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:23,518 And this is gonna be in a paper? 693 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:24,560 Truman, we are talking 694 00:43:24,644 --> 00:43:26,104 big dollars. Big dollars. 695 00:43:26,187 --> 00:43:27,730 In fact, you think any of this land here 696 00:43:27,814 --> 00:43:30,358 could be available for resort development? 697 00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:33,194 - R-resort? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 698 00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:36,030 Lot of potential. Lot of potential. 699 00:43:39,075 --> 00:43:41,494 And since this, uh, series gonna be a free Godsend 700 00:43:41,577 --> 00:43:44,122 to the local economy, we are hoping maybe that you could, 701 00:43:44,205 --> 00:43:47,416 uh, reciprocate a little on the lesson. 702 00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:51,129 - Truman. - Huh? 703 00:43:51,212 --> 00:43:53,047 - On the lesson. - Oh. Hey, yeah. 704 00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:54,423 No, no problem. We'll work something out. 705 00:43:54,507 --> 00:43:55,550 Not gonna be a problem? Good. 706 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:56,843 - Then let's get to it. - Okay. 707 00:43:56,926 --> 00:43:58,719 - Mr. Burns. - Out you go! 708 00:44:08,354 --> 00:44:11,649 Okay, field marshal, let's go. 709 00:44:11,732 --> 00:44:14,777 [chuckles] He's scared of heights, remember? 710 00:44:14,861 --> 00:44:16,612 Gardner: Well, most weenies are. 711 00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:20,366 [grunting] 712 00:44:21,951 --> 00:44:24,287 Ah! [grunting] 713 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:30,168 Hey, pretty excited, isn't he? 714 00:44:30,251 --> 00:44:32,211 Oh, the man absolutely thrives on danger. 715 00:44:32,295 --> 00:44:34,213 Now listen, we need to counsel with him for a minute 716 00:44:34,297 --> 00:44:35,673 about his editorial approach. 717 00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:37,175 So why don't you go on inside, 718 00:44:37,258 --> 00:44:39,010 you get things strung up, alright? 719 00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:40,428 We'll be in right after you, okay? 720 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:41,554 Truman: Okay. 721 00:44:41,637 --> 00:44:42,930 [Phil grunting] 722 00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:45,725 Let him up, Dorman. 723 00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:48,644 Pretty mean, aren't you, Phil? Pretty mean character. 724 00:44:50,062 --> 00:44:51,355 Well, prove it. 725 00:44:53,774 --> 00:44:54,942 Alright, I will. 726 00:44:56,819 --> 00:44:58,863 - But on one condition. - Anything you say, weenie. 727 00:44:58,946 --> 00:45:02,617 No, you've got to swear it, in case I'm not here. 728 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:05,286 - Consider it sworn. - Me, too. 729 00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:10,249 If I do this, you got to swear you won't dodge the draft. 730 00:45:13,753 --> 00:45:15,129 I don't know what you're talking about. 731 00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:16,714 You gotta swear you won't 732 00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:18,841 skip off to Mexico with him! 733 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:26,682 Okay. 734 00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:45,159 I know you better than you think. 735 00:45:59,632 --> 00:46:02,301 - Let's do it. - Hey, real gung-ho, huh? 736 00:46:02,385 --> 00:46:04,095 Oh, he can hardly wait to get started, can he? 737 00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:06,514 Okay, Mr. X, come on in, sign a release, and we'll go for it. 738 00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:07,556 A re... A release? 739 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:08,766 Truman: Yeah, just the form says 740 00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:10,309 you won't sue me if you get killed. 741 00:46:10,393 --> 00:46:11,352 What? 742 00:46:13,729 --> 00:46:15,022 [sighs] 743 00:46:20,653 --> 00:46:22,321 Okay, now you'll be coming out here and you'll be doing 744 00:46:22,405 --> 00:46:25,241 a stable fall faced own, frog-modified. 745 00:46:25,324 --> 00:46:26,742 Now out here comes the static line 'cause 746 00:46:26,826 --> 00:46:28,577 it goes, like, from this to here, see? 747 00:46:28,661 --> 00:46:30,538 And as the pilot chute will open, and it'll pull 748 00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:32,373 the bridle out, then the main canopy will be open, 749 00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:33,874 see, because they're all connected. 750 00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:35,584 And then you'll be down here and you'll be 751 00:46:35,668 --> 00:46:38,170 looking up here for the WDI indicator. 752 00:46:38,254 --> 00:46:40,381 And you're also gonna check for Mae West. 753 00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:42,508 And if that's not there, then you need to check here 754 00:46:42,591 --> 00:46:44,510 for four panels and a hole. 755 00:46:44,593 --> 00:46:46,762 Then when you come down, you're gonna find the P, you're gonna 756 00:46:46,846 --> 00:46:49,390 land over here and you're gonna get in this position, 757 00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:50,725 except, you don't wanna do that 758 00:46:50,808 --> 00:46:52,184 because that means you're in trouble. 759 00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:54,312 So what you wanna do is you wanna get right here 760 00:46:54,395 --> 00:46:56,147 and then you're gonna come around here and you're gonna 761 00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:58,316 fold up and you're gonna do a toggle and jettison. 762 00:46:58,399 --> 00:47:00,609 And always watch the horizon, okay? 763 00:47:03,279 --> 00:47:06,198 [indistinct cheering] 764 00:47:12,038 --> 00:47:13,748 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. No. 765 00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:17,877 No. Hold it. Hold. You screwed up again, man. 766 00:47:20,379 --> 00:47:22,423 You gotta stay clear of this static line, dude, 767 00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:25,176 or, or you're gonna get your head tore off. 768 00:47:25,259 --> 00:47:26,761 Okay, now this time I want you to go ahead 769 00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:29,430 and jump off the strut and arch back onto this mattress. 770 00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:32,058 [cheering] 771 00:47:32,141 --> 00:47:34,894 Yeah, right. A good, hard arch. Okay? 772 00:47:34,977 --> 00:47:36,729 Let's do it one more time like I showed you. 773 00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:39,774 Okay, you're inside the plane. I cut the engine. 774 00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:41,859 You reach your hands outside the door. 775 00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:45,738 Step out on the wheel, dangle a foot and arch! 776 00:47:45,821 --> 00:47:49,742 [chanting] Arch! Arch! Arch! 777 00:47:50,451 --> 00:47:51,619 Arch! 778 00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:52,912 [thuds] 779 00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:55,706 [laughing] 780 00:47:55,790 --> 00:47:59,168 Oh, wow, he, uh, he missed the mattress. 781 00:48:00,669 --> 00:48:01,754 [Gardner laughs] 782 00:48:01,837 --> 00:48:03,464 [groans] 783 00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:06,217 [laughing] 784 00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:09,053 You guys might wanna help him adjust the straps a little. 785 00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:10,763 Ah... 786 00:48:12,264 --> 00:48:13,849 Now the chances of having a malfunction 787 00:48:13,933 --> 00:48:15,684 are one in a thousand, Mr. Hicks. 788 00:48:15,768 --> 00:48:17,395 It's only, like, one in a thousand. 789 00:48:17,478 --> 00:48:19,939 So I-- I don't even want you worrying about it. 790 00:48:20,022 --> 00:48:22,149 See, I used to rig chutes in Nam, man. 791 00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:24,693 And I repack these babies every week. 792 00:48:24,777 --> 00:48:26,737 So, I mean, even if something should go wrong with your 793 00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:30,032 main chute, you still got the old belly reserve here. 794 00:48:30,116 --> 00:48:31,951 So, you know, you get two shots at that mother, right? 795 00:48:32,034 --> 00:48:33,702 - That's right. - Okay, now. 796 00:48:33,786 --> 00:48:35,454 We're gonna go through it like I showed you. 797 00:48:35,538 --> 00:48:38,874 Now you're out on the wing and you're looking at me. Here. 798 00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:42,962 Come on. You're looking at me and I give you the signal to go! 799 00:48:43,045 --> 00:48:44,755 Oh, good, well, now you're arching like crazy and you're 800 00:48:44,839 --> 00:48:47,716 counting, it's a 1001. It's a 1002. There's nothing happening! 801 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,385 When you get to six, you look up over your shoulder. 802 00:48:49,468 --> 00:48:52,346 It's a screamer! It's a screamer! Cut away! Cut away! 803 00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:54,473 Uh, pull the D rings! Oh, God! Oh, shit! 804 00:48:54,557 --> 00:48:56,517 Forgot, you're gonna burn in. Tuck and cover! 805 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,936 Tuck and cover! Hit the reserve! Hit it! Look out! 806 00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:01,147 You're gonna burn in, man. Come on! 807 00:49:01,230 --> 00:49:03,983 Look out! Here comes the ground! Let it go! 808 00:49:04,066 --> 00:49:06,986 [laughing] 809 00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,281 Oh, oh... 810 00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:12,116 Truman: Uh, you gotta be cool, dude. 811 00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:15,119 Now you do that in the real thing, and you're gonna bounce. 812 00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:17,329 - Bounce? - Truman: Oh, yeah. 813 00:49:17,413 --> 00:49:19,957 You see, when, when somebody makes the big drop, 814 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,750 they don't really spatter, they just, they just kind of 815 00:49:21,834 --> 00:49:23,627 bounce, like, about ten feet. 816 00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:25,337 All around here, you don't 'cause the, 817 00:49:25,421 --> 00:49:26,964 the landing zone's real soft. 818 00:49:27,047 --> 00:49:28,924 I, although I did know one case where a guy 819 00:49:29,008 --> 00:49:31,010 left a crater, kind of like a meteorite. 820 00:49:31,093 --> 00:49:33,596 Gardner: Did he burn when he entered the atmosphere? 821 00:49:33,679 --> 00:49:36,015 Truman: Oh, no. I-- I don't think so. 822 00:49:36,098 --> 00:49:38,434 Garner: Okay. He's got this down. We ready to suit him up? 823 00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:40,644 Truman: Oh, sure thing, Mr. Burns. 824 00:49:40,728 --> 00:49:42,563 [intense music] 825 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:46,275 [rooster crowing] 826 00:49:53,657 --> 00:49:55,201 [echoing] Test one. 827 00:49:56,202 --> 00:49:57,578 Test two. 828 00:49:57,661 --> 00:49:59,205 Okay, you're all set, man. 829 00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:01,999 I'll be talking you down on this thing. 830 00:50:02,082 --> 00:50:04,251 Hey, is something the matter, dude? 831 00:50:04,335 --> 00:50:06,545 Okay, look, if it'll make it easier, I, I'll take a chute out 832 00:50:06,629 --> 00:50:08,631 and jump first so as you can watch how it's done. 833 00:50:16,597 --> 00:50:19,642 Oh. [laughs] 834 00:50:19,725 --> 00:50:22,853 Oh, God. What a space cadet I am, huh? 835 00:50:22,937 --> 00:50:26,565 [laughs] Well, I can't do that. 836 00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:30,194 I-- if I do that, who's gonna land the plane? [laughs] 837 00:50:30,277 --> 00:50:32,404 Oh, God. 838 00:50:32,488 --> 00:50:35,407 That was a joke, son. It was a, it was a bad joke. 839 00:50:41,247 --> 00:50:42,414 There she is. 840 00:50:46,293 --> 00:50:48,420 [chuckles] What a beaut. 841 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,423 Yeah, I painted her myself. 842 00:50:51,507 --> 00:50:53,050 Slow year, huh? 843 00:50:54,969 --> 00:50:58,180 - Looks fast, Truman. - Yeah. It's the stripes. 844 00:50:58,264 --> 00:51:02,393 - Yeah. Well, I like those, man. - Trelis painted those. 845 00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:05,271 She's real talented. Watch your heads now. 846 00:51:10,359 --> 00:51:12,444 We don't need that. 847 00:51:12,528 --> 00:51:15,364 Oh, hi, Hazel. No, no flight today. 848 00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:24,707 [instrumental music] 849 00:51:33,966 --> 00:51:35,634 Waggener: Oh, say, Truman, I ain't sure, 850 00:51:35,718 --> 00:51:37,595 but I think I just hurt your plane. 851 00:51:42,516 --> 00:51:45,394 Oh! Oh, no, man. Don't worry. 852 00:51:45,477 --> 00:51:47,980 That thing's coming off all the time. 853 00:51:48,063 --> 00:51:50,232 You know, I'm always meaning to fix this thing. 854 00:51:50,316 --> 00:51:53,360 I just never have the time, you know? [chuckles] 855 00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:55,904 There we go. That baby's as good as new. 856 00:51:56,780 --> 00:51:58,407 Mr. Hicks! 857 00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:00,117 Oh, here he is. 858 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,077 [laughs] There he is. 859 00:52:02,161 --> 00:52:04,496 - You all set? - Oh, he's raring to go. 860 00:52:06,707 --> 00:52:08,667 Oh. Hey, uh... 861 00:52:08,751 --> 00:52:11,462 How come you guys ain't writing any of this stuff down? 862 00:52:11,545 --> 00:52:13,714 That's a good point, Truman. 863 00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:15,090 [chuckles] 864 00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:21,430 [sighs] 865 00:52:21,513 --> 00:52:23,599 [engine sputtering] 866 00:52:25,309 --> 00:52:27,227 You take good notes, Philip. 867 00:52:28,604 --> 00:52:30,564 [whirring] 868 00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:33,067 [engine revving] 869 00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:34,902 Hop in, dude. 870 00:52:34,985 --> 00:52:37,905 [dramatic music] 871 00:52:57,132 --> 00:53:00,844 That's one small step for a Groover, boys! 872 00:53:00,928 --> 00:53:04,306 One giant leap for weenie-kind! 873 00:53:04,390 --> 00:53:05,391 [music continues] 874 00:53:05,474 --> 00:53:08,394 [engine revving] 875 00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:12,272 Whoo! 876 00:53:12,356 --> 00:53:15,275 [engine revving] 877 00:53:24,868 --> 00:53:27,788 [aircraft droning] 878 00:53:31,417 --> 00:53:33,794 [clattering] 879 00:53:35,170 --> 00:53:38,090 [music continues] 880 00:53:43,971 --> 00:53:47,182 There he is, boys! [laughing] 881 00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:52,354 I think he's really gonna do it. 882 00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:57,151 Ain't this fine? 883 00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:59,027 Vicarious entertainment. 884 00:53:59,111 --> 00:54:01,613 Courtesy of Phil Hicks, weenie extraordinaire. 885 00:54:01,697 --> 00:54:03,907 Oh, that Phil, he's something. 886 00:54:03,991 --> 00:54:06,326 Trelis: Hey! 887 00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:09,788 Which one of you geeks grabbed the wrong chute? 888 00:54:09,872 --> 00:54:10,956 Who's got my laundry? 889 00:54:11,039 --> 00:54:12,040 [aircraft droning] 890 00:54:12,124 --> 00:54:13,459 [bottle shatters] 891 00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:16,462 [intense music] 892 00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:22,259 I guess you do this kind of stuff all the time, huh, 893 00:54:22,342 --> 00:54:25,554 being an action-adventure editor and all. 894 00:54:25,637 --> 00:54:28,766 Hey, hey did you ever spearfish for sharks, man? 895 00:54:28,849 --> 00:54:30,392 It must be a real rush, huh? Just... 896 00:54:30,476 --> 00:54:32,686 Just you and a great white, one-on-one. 897 00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:34,813 What do you mean he doesn't have a radio on the plane? 898 00:54:34,897 --> 00:54:36,273 He never needed one before. 899 00:54:36,356 --> 00:54:37,733 Well, that's against the law, ain't it? 900 00:54:37,816 --> 00:54:39,234 Trelis, honey, listen to me, listen to me. 901 00:54:39,318 --> 00:54:41,361 You don't understand. We gotta get him down. 902 00:54:41,445 --> 00:54:43,614 We gotta get him down. 903 00:54:43,697 --> 00:54:46,784 - We gotta stop him, Trelis. - Quit worrying. 904 00:54:46,867 --> 00:54:51,205 He's got one good chute and my laundry. 905 00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:53,415 You think he's gonna remember any of that emergency stuff? 906 00:54:53,499 --> 00:54:55,417 - Would you? - Oh, God Almighty. 907 00:54:55,501 --> 00:54:57,377 We gotta stop him, boys. We gotta stop him. 908 00:54:57,461 --> 00:54:59,463 We gotta, we gotta do something. We gotta send him a signal. 909 00:54:59,546 --> 00:55:02,007 - How, smoke signals? - Burn his car. 910 00:55:02,090 --> 00:55:04,426 No, no! Something else. Something else. 911 00:55:05,511 --> 00:55:07,137 I got it! I-- I got it. 912 00:55:07,221 --> 00:55:09,681 We'll, we'll spell "Don't jump" on the ground. 913 00:55:09,765 --> 00:55:11,266 With what? 914 00:55:11,350 --> 00:55:14,269 [music continues] 915 00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:19,525 Hey, you don't mind if I fire up, do you? 916 00:55:22,444 --> 00:55:24,530 You know, you might wanna take a couple of hits in 917 00:55:24,613 --> 00:55:26,615 before you go out the door. 918 00:55:26,698 --> 00:55:29,493 It makes the trip down real interesting. 919 00:55:29,576 --> 00:55:32,496 [music continues] 920 00:55:50,138 --> 00:55:53,058 [intense music] 921 00:56:03,777 --> 00:56:06,363 Quick, son. We need you to be an apostrophe. 922 00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:11,326 No, no, no! It's not gonna work! 923 00:56:11,410 --> 00:56:13,912 It's too small! It's too small. He's not gonna understand it. 924 00:56:13,996 --> 00:56:17,165 - Well, we're out of clothes. - Come on, Gardner, think! 925 00:56:17,249 --> 00:56:20,168 [music continues] 926 00:56:31,263 --> 00:56:32,431 Come here, boys! 927 00:56:32,514 --> 00:56:34,266 You know, there aren't many dudes 928 00:56:34,349 --> 00:56:37,519 left around who'll go for it. 929 00:56:37,603 --> 00:56:39,980 I mean, that's what it's all about, isn't it? 930 00:56:40,063 --> 00:56:42,065 I mean, it's like the man said, 931 00:56:42,149 --> 00:56:46,653 "It's better to go like this than in some senseless tragedy." 932 00:56:46,737 --> 00:56:49,781 I mean, I'd rather burn in at 200 miles an hour 933 00:56:49,865 --> 00:56:53,994 and have some laughs than to eat it in a car accident. 934 00:56:54,077 --> 00:56:56,455 I mean, that's a really dumb way to go. 935 00:56:56,538 --> 00:56:59,458 [music continues] 936 00:57:01,501 --> 00:57:05,047 Oh! Hey, I got to tell you about my dream! 937 00:57:05,130 --> 00:57:08,467 You're gonna get into this, man. This is great! No, really. 938 00:57:08,550 --> 00:57:10,594 You see, like the one thing I wanna do before I join 939 00:57:10,677 --> 00:57:14,181 the cosmos is to hang-glide off of Mount Everest. Yeah. 940 00:57:14,264 --> 00:57:16,934 But wait, this is the best part. It's naked! 941 00:57:17,017 --> 00:57:18,852 [laughs] Yeah, man. 942 00:57:18,936 --> 00:57:22,773 ♪ Born to be wild ♪♪ 943 00:57:22,856 --> 00:57:26,568 Yeah, we're almost there, buddy. The drop zone's dead ahead. 944 00:57:26,652 --> 00:57:29,279 Hey, man, what a drag. 945 00:57:29,363 --> 00:57:30,989 Gardner: Oh, look, boys, plane's coming. 946 00:57:31,073 --> 00:57:33,450 I mean, where do you guys get off? 947 00:57:33,533 --> 00:57:36,620 Biodegradable soap don't come cheap, you know? 948 00:57:36,703 --> 00:57:40,082 Hey, look. Hey, your buddies wrote you some kind of message. 949 00:57:40,165 --> 00:57:41,917 This is great! 950 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,795 Like, it's not enough you already botched one load, huh? 951 00:57:44,878 --> 00:57:47,839 You guys are totally uncool. 952 00:57:47,923 --> 00:57:50,384 My flour! 953 00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:52,260 What a pisser! 954 00:57:56,098 --> 00:57:59,059 "Go on." [chuckles] 955 00:57:59,142 --> 00:58:02,813 Hey, those guys don't let up, do they? Here, take a look. 956 00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:05,899 - Whoa! Oh! - Ah... 957 00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:09,277 He's coming, you guys! He's coming! 958 00:58:09,361 --> 00:58:11,697 I don't know what you guys are on, but you can't handle it. 959 00:58:11,780 --> 00:58:13,991 Uh, ma'am. Uh, wait. Ma'am, no. 960 00:58:14,074 --> 00:58:15,450 - No, Trelis. - No, ma'am. Whoa. 961 00:58:15,534 --> 00:58:16,493 - We're gonna need that. - Trelis, no, wait. 962 00:58:16,576 --> 00:58:18,245 Ma'am, wait. 963 00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:21,248 [intense music] 964 00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:23,000 [chuckles] 965 00:58:24,334 --> 00:58:26,253 Okay, man. Get ready! 966 00:58:29,798 --> 00:58:31,466 Just keep your distance, Mac. 967 00:58:31,550 --> 00:58:33,593 Ma'am, we need that laundry just a few more minutes. 968 00:58:33,677 --> 00:58:35,846 Listen, I ain't kinky. I ain't into that stuff. 969 00:58:35,929 --> 00:58:37,973 [aircraft droning] 970 00:58:38,056 --> 00:58:39,808 [music continues] 971 00:58:41,226 --> 00:58:43,395 Okay, dude, out you go! 972 00:58:47,774 --> 00:58:51,028 Truman: Remember, I wanna see a good, hard arch! 973 00:58:57,701 --> 00:59:00,620 What am I doing out here? 974 00:59:00,704 --> 00:59:02,205 Go! 975 00:59:02,289 --> 00:59:04,708 Whoa! [screaming] 976 00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:07,753 Truman: Hey, man, you gotta let go! 977 00:59:07,836 --> 00:59:11,715 Don't get sick, man. I, I can't land with you like that! 978 00:59:13,175 --> 00:59:14,718 Sorry, dude! 979 00:59:16,094 --> 00:59:17,262 [screaming] 980 00:59:18,972 --> 00:59:21,892 [screaming] 981 00:59:23,268 --> 00:59:26,146 [screaming] 982 00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:31,860 A whole washday shot to hell. 983 00:59:31,943 --> 00:59:33,612 Wow, what a bummer. 984 00:59:34,780 --> 00:59:37,699 [aircraft droning] 985 00:59:40,327 --> 00:59:43,872 Hey, Mr. Hicks, guess what! 986 00:59:43,955 --> 00:59:45,707 Truman: Uh, don't get upset, man, but there's something 987 00:59:45,791 --> 00:59:47,626 I gotta tell you. 988 00:59:47,709 --> 00:59:50,420 Uh, your parachute didn't open, man! 989 00:59:50,504 --> 00:59:51,671 [dramatic music] 990 00:59:51,755 --> 00:59:53,090 Mr. Hicks! 991 00:59:53,173 --> 00:59:55,425 Please, sweet Jesus, make his brain work. 992 00:59:55,509 --> 00:59:57,385 Hit the reserve, son. Hit it. 993 00:59:57,469 --> 00:59:59,763 Truman: Mr. Hicks? Hey, listen, dude. 994 00:59:59,846 --> 01:00:01,848 If you're into playing it close, that's cool, 995 01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:05,018 but we're talking mega malfunction here. 996 01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:06,812 Can you hear me, Mr. Hicks? 997 01:00:06,895 --> 01:00:08,939 Come on, Phil! Hit it! 998 01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:13,360 Why don't you turn your volume up just a tad? 999 01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:16,905 I said, your parachute didn't open, man! 1000 01:00:16,988 --> 01:00:18,824 What? 1001 01:00:18,907 --> 01:00:22,661 Okay, dude, no problem. Just, just wanted to keep you posted. 1002 01:00:22,744 --> 01:00:26,706 Truman: Now, why don't we pull on that old reserve, huh? 1003 01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:28,583 It's on your belly, man. 1004 01:00:28,667 --> 01:00:31,920 It's a silver handle on your belly. 1005 01:00:32,003 --> 01:00:34,798 Your stomach. Your tum-tum. 1006 01:00:34,881 --> 01:00:36,716 Pull the handle on your stomach! 1007 01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,719 [music continues] 1008 01:00:45,517 --> 01:00:48,645 Pull the handle on your stomach! 1009 01:00:54,025 --> 01:00:57,195 Pull the handle on your stomach! 1010 01:01:02,826 --> 01:01:03,910 - Philip! - Whoo-hoo! 1011 01:01:03,994 --> 01:01:06,413 [aircraft droning] 1012 01:01:06,496 --> 01:01:08,248 - Yeah. - Whoo-hoo! 1013 01:01:08,331 --> 01:01:12,002 Oh, hey! Alright! Way to go, Mr. Hicks! 1014 01:01:12,085 --> 01:01:16,464 Now get those legs together and get ready to land! 1015 01:01:16,548 --> 01:01:17,549 [groans] 1016 01:01:17,632 --> 01:01:19,467 - Yes! - Whoo-hoo! Hoo! 1017 01:01:19,551 --> 01:01:21,052 Alright! Yeah! 1018 01:01:24,431 --> 01:01:27,184 - Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Alright! - Whoo-hoo! 1019 01:01:27,267 --> 01:01:31,354 - Whoo-hoo! Yeah! - Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 1020 01:01:31,438 --> 01:01:34,357 [indistinct chatter] 1021 01:01:34,441 --> 01:01:36,985 [engine revving] 1022 01:01:37,068 --> 01:01:38,236 [tires screeching] 1023 01:01:44,326 --> 01:01:46,828 - Ha-ha-ha... - Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 1024 01:01:46,912 --> 01:01:50,749 - Yeah, son! - I knew you would make it. 1025 01:01:50,832 --> 01:01:53,126 - Whoo-hoo! - You made it, son! You made it. 1026 01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:57,047 Yes, you did. Philip. Listen to me, son. 1027 01:01:57,130 --> 01:02:00,217 Philip, I didn't mean a word of it. Not a word. 1028 01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:01,968 Way to go, Mr. Hicks! 1029 01:02:02,052 --> 01:02:05,513 That's a great recovery, man. I wanna shake your hand. 1030 01:02:05,597 --> 01:02:07,724 Say, he's got a pretty good grip on that thing, doesn't he? 1031 01:02:07,807 --> 01:02:10,352 Wake up, son. Wake up. It's all over. 1032 01:02:10,435 --> 01:02:12,020 [panting] Philip, forgive us. 1033 01:02:12,103 --> 01:02:14,105 We'll never badmouth you again, bud. 1034 01:02:15,190 --> 01:02:16,942 Angels! 1035 01:02:17,025 --> 01:02:20,070 No, son, it's us! You made it! You're alive! 1036 01:02:20,153 --> 01:02:21,196 And you're going down in the annals 1037 01:02:21,279 --> 01:02:22,906 of Grooverdom for this one, bud. 1038 01:02:22,989 --> 01:02:25,367 - Whoo-hoo-hoo! - Yeah! 1039 01:02:25,450 --> 01:02:27,994 [laughing] 1040 01:02:28,078 --> 01:02:30,956 Ho-- ho-- hold on. Wait a minute. Hold it right there. 1041 01:02:31,039 --> 01:02:32,707 You get a free picture with your first jump. 1042 01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:34,376 Gardner: [laughs] Okay. 1043 01:02:34,459 --> 01:02:36,503 Oh, listen, uh, I hope 1044 01:02:36,586 --> 01:02:38,797 you guys ain't gonna be too sore about this little screw-up. 1045 01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:41,424 Oh, no, no, no. Accidents will happen, Truman. 1046 01:02:41,508 --> 01:02:43,009 Truman: Yeah, well, see, I, I don't wanna get no bad press 1047 01:02:43,093 --> 01:02:44,719 or nothing. 1048 01:02:44,803 --> 01:02:46,221 Okay, hold it, hold it. 1049 01:02:48,306 --> 01:02:50,642 I think you're gonna like this one. 1050 01:02:50,725 --> 01:02:51,977 [camera clicks] 1051 01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:09,452 You're gonna wear that thing out looking at it so much, Philip. 1052 01:03:11,288 --> 01:03:13,456 [water splashing] 1053 01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:17,460 Weenies are like that. 1054 01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:28,638 Thanks for letting us finish this thing. 1055 01:03:34,978 --> 01:03:37,897 [instrumental music] 1056 01:04:00,462 --> 01:04:01,921 It's the last one. 1057 01:04:04,341 --> 01:04:06,593 How far is the border? 1058 01:04:06,676 --> 01:04:10,555 Oh, it's about three-four miles that a-way. 1059 01:04:12,098 --> 01:04:14,100 Think he's still there? Dom? 1060 01:04:14,184 --> 01:04:16,728 Yeah. It don't all change. 1061 01:04:18,355 --> 01:04:21,149 This place did. 1062 01:04:21,232 --> 01:04:25,737 Remember when you were 16, 17, looking ahead? 1063 01:04:25,820 --> 01:04:29,407 How you knew the next couple of years, they'd be great? 1064 01:04:30,241 --> 01:04:32,619 Just knew it. 1065 01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:34,662 I don't feel that way no more. 1066 01:04:38,375 --> 01:04:40,126 I'm not going with you, Gardner. 1067 01:04:41,378 --> 01:04:42,337 I swore. 1068 01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:44,672 I know. 1069 01:04:44,756 --> 01:04:47,634 [music continues] 1070 01:04:47,717 --> 01:04:50,011 Waggener: How about you? What's after Mexico? 1071 01:04:52,764 --> 01:04:55,517 I ain't too worried about that. 1072 01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:59,771 You know, you could request a duty assignment in Germany. 1073 01:04:59,854 --> 01:05:02,065 We got a lot of bases there. 1074 01:05:02,148 --> 01:05:04,067 Maybe I could help you out. 1075 01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:07,612 Well, thank you, bud, 1076 01:05:07,695 --> 01:05:12,325 but, uh, I just can't chance that. 1077 01:05:12,409 --> 01:05:16,538 Anyway, you know me, gotta roam, gotta bird-dog, 1078 01:05:16,621 --> 01:05:19,207 gotta cross females and fences. 1079 01:05:19,290 --> 01:05:22,335 And if you'd all just come with me, you'd see. 1080 01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:25,338 [birds screeching] 1081 01:05:27,799 --> 01:05:30,718 [music continues] 1082 01:05:46,443 --> 01:05:47,610 Well, then... 1083 01:05:50,655 --> 01:05:52,574 let's go dig that rascal up. 1084 01:06:04,919 --> 01:06:07,839 [instrumental music] 1085 01:06:36,826 --> 01:06:39,746 [music continues] 1086 01:07:09,651 --> 01:07:12,570 [music continues] 1087 01:07:42,183 --> 01:07:43,226 [sighs] 1088 01:07:47,939 --> 01:07:50,858 [clanging] 1089 01:07:55,822 --> 01:07:56,864 That's it. 1090 01:08:14,549 --> 01:08:16,092 Gardner: Hello, bud. 1091 01:08:26,060 --> 01:08:28,354 [laughs] 1092 01:08:36,779 --> 01:08:38,781 [laughs] 1093 01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:51,502 Ah... 1094 01:08:56,549 --> 01:08:57,717 [Phil chuckles] 1095 01:09:05,099 --> 01:09:07,810 Here's to us, by God! 1096 01:09:07,894 --> 01:09:11,105 To us and that 1097 01:09:11,189 --> 01:09:13,066 and privileges of youth! 1098 01:09:14,692 --> 01:09:17,695 Here's to us and what we were. 1099 01:09:18,988 --> 01:09:20,365 And what we'll be. 1100 01:09:23,326 --> 01:09:24,952 And what we'll be. 1101 01:09:37,048 --> 01:09:38,466 [bottle shatters] 1102 01:09:41,844 --> 01:09:43,221 Was it worth it? 1103 01:09:46,057 --> 01:09:49,602 Yeah. It-- it was. 1104 01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:51,229 Waggener: No, it wasn't. 1105 01:09:52,438 --> 01:09:54,857 I blew it. 1106 01:09:54,941 --> 01:09:58,903 Goddammit, she loved me, and I blew it. 1107 01:09:58,986 --> 01:10:00,196 Maybe it never would have worked, but at least 1108 01:10:00,279 --> 01:10:01,656 I should have tried. 1109 01:10:04,117 --> 01:10:06,703 I should have tried! Goddammit, I blew it! 1110 01:10:12,250 --> 01:10:15,169 [sobbing] 1111 01:10:20,091 --> 01:10:22,051 You ever been in love, Philip? 1112 01:10:24,095 --> 01:10:26,514 [Waggener sobbing] 1113 01:10:26,597 --> 01:10:28,850 - I don't know. - Of course you know. 1114 01:10:28,933 --> 01:10:31,644 You ever, you ever thought you loved a woman, you loved her. 1115 01:10:33,688 --> 01:10:35,481 That's all love is, mostly. 1116 01:10:36,691 --> 01:10:37,859 Thoughts. 1117 01:10:50,246 --> 01:10:53,458 Help me here. This boy's got to get married. 1118 01:10:57,378 --> 01:11:00,548 - Phil: Yeah? Yes? - Well, of course she said yes. 1119 01:11:00,631 --> 01:11:02,175 It was me proposing for him, wasn't it? 1120 01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:03,384 - Was she mad? - It's okay. 1121 01:11:03,468 --> 01:11:04,719 I blamed it all on you. 1122 01:11:04,802 --> 01:11:06,345 - What? - Philip, it's okay. 1123 01:11:06,429 --> 01:11:07,680 - I think she knows better, son. - Okay. 1124 01:11:07,764 --> 01:11:09,515 Alright, now, for once in your life, 1125 01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:13,269 for once, for once in your life, just do what I tell you to do 1126 01:11:13,352 --> 01:11:14,520 and we might pull this thing off. 1127 01:11:14,604 --> 01:11:16,105 - Yes, sir. - Okay. 1128 01:11:16,189 --> 01:11:17,690 Okay, are we gonna take him to Dallas? 1129 01:11:17,774 --> 01:11:19,358 No. 1130 01:11:19,442 --> 01:11:21,194 Her family'd kill him. Besides, it'd be boring. 1131 01:11:21,277 --> 01:11:23,488 - Yeah. - She's gotta come here. 1132 01:11:23,571 --> 01:11:24,947 Phil: How? 1133 01:11:29,577 --> 01:11:31,287 Give me that dime. 1134 01:11:31,370 --> 01:11:33,915 There's only one human being that can do it on time. 1135 01:11:33,998 --> 01:11:36,417 [Step pen wolf singing "Born To Be Wild"] 1136 01:11:37,502 --> 01:11:40,421 [aircraft droning] 1137 01:11:47,845 --> 01:11:51,098 ♪ Get your motor runnin' ♪ 1138 01:11:51,182 --> 01:11:54,268 ♪ Head out on the highway ♪ 1139 01:11:54,352 --> 01:11:55,728 ♪ Looking for adventure ♪ 1140 01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:59,690 I-35 to loop 635, 1141 01:11:59,774 --> 01:12:01,526 uh, south to Band-Aid. 1142 01:12:02,652 --> 01:12:04,570 Band-Aid? 1143 01:12:04,654 --> 01:12:07,949 ♪ Take the world in a love embrace ♪ 1144 01:12:08,032 --> 01:12:14,163 ♪ Fire all of your guns at once and explode into space ♪ 1145 01:12:14,247 --> 01:12:16,499 ♪ I like smoke and lightnin' ♪ 1146 01:12:17,625 --> 01:12:19,752 ♪ Heavy metal thunder ♪ 1147 01:12:19,836 --> 01:12:21,921 Oh. Oh, Cleveland. 1148 01:12:22,004 --> 01:12:23,756 [laughing] 1149 01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:27,051 ♪ And the feeling that I'm under ♪ 1150 01:12:27,134 --> 01:12:31,180 Man on PA: You. Hey, you! Yeah. 1151 01:12:31,264 --> 01:12:32,557 Terminate that flight path immediately 1152 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,976 and follow me into Love Field. 1153 01:12:35,059 --> 01:12:37,854 Now! I'm not telling you twice. 1154 01:12:37,937 --> 01:12:40,106 ♪ Explode into space ♪ 1155 01:12:40,189 --> 01:12:43,526 ♪ Like a true nature's child ♪ 1156 01:12:43,609 --> 01:12:46,779 ♪ We were born born to be wild ♪ 1157 01:12:46,863 --> 01:12:49,198 ♪ We can climb so high ♪ 1158 01:12:49,282 --> 01:12:53,411 ♪ I never wanna die ♪♪ 1159 01:12:55,413 --> 01:12:58,332 [aircraft droning] 1160 01:13:01,961 --> 01:13:03,880 [helicopter whirring] 1161 01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:07,800 [instrumental music] 1162 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,193 What are you doing? 1163 01:13:26,277 --> 01:13:29,280 Us? Oh, we're just setting up for a wedding reception. 1164 01:13:29,363 --> 01:13:31,490 - Man 4: Here? - Yup. A big one, too. 1165 01:13:31,574 --> 01:13:35,036 Champagne, roast duck, the works. 1166 01:13:35,119 --> 01:13:38,539 In fact, catering trucks ought to be here any minute. 1167 01:13:38,623 --> 01:13:39,874 You feel free to stick around now. 1168 01:13:39,957 --> 01:13:41,876 There gonna be plenty for everybody. 1169 01:13:41,959 --> 01:13:45,129 Oh! Napkins. 1170 01:13:45,212 --> 01:13:48,257 I forgot to order the napkins. 1171 01:13:48,341 --> 01:13:50,259 You know, it's always something. 1172 01:13:51,302 --> 01:13:53,179 Hell, I got napkins. 1173 01:13:56,057 --> 01:13:57,266 Do you? 1174 01:13:57,350 --> 01:14:00,269 [rock music] 1175 01:14:05,983 --> 01:14:07,610 [aircraft droning] 1176 01:14:09,987 --> 01:14:11,739 ♪ Get your motor runnin' ♪ 1177 01:14:11,822 --> 01:14:13,074 [helicopter whirring] 1178 01:14:13,157 --> 01:14:16,786 ♪ Head out on the highway ♪♪ 1179 01:14:16,869 --> 01:14:19,080 [slurping] 1180 01:14:19,163 --> 01:14:20,206 [sighs] 1181 01:14:20,289 --> 01:14:23,209 [instrumental music] 1182 01:14:26,545 --> 01:14:29,465 [telephone ringing] 1183 01:14:42,561 --> 01:14:43,521 Hello? 1184 01:14:44,814 --> 01:14:47,984 Who? Just a moment. 1185 01:14:48,067 --> 01:14:50,903 Are you Mr. Barnes? 1186 01:14:50,987 --> 01:14:53,531 - Well, yes, I am. - Telephone. 1187 01:14:56,826 --> 01:14:58,202 Thank you, sir. 1188 01:14:59,036 --> 01:15:02,373 Hello? Yes. Yes. 1189 01:15:03,874 --> 01:15:06,502 Oh, no. No. 1190 01:15:06,585 --> 01:15:08,713 Well, well, how am I supposed to-- 1191 01:15:13,426 --> 01:15:16,429 - Talk about your rotten luck. - Phil: What happened? 1192 01:15:16,512 --> 01:15:19,015 No champagne. Truck flipped over in Fort Stockton. 1193 01:15:19,098 --> 01:15:20,891 Broke every damn bottle. 1194 01:15:20,975 --> 01:15:22,393 What'll we drink? 1195 01:15:25,187 --> 01:15:26,939 Say, you all drink beer? 1196 01:15:30,192 --> 01:15:32,236 Well, yes. On occasion. 1197 01:15:32,319 --> 01:15:33,404 [aircraft whirring] 1198 01:15:33,487 --> 01:15:36,407 [cars honking] 1199 01:15:44,165 --> 01:15:47,084 [tires screeching] 1200 01:15:48,294 --> 01:15:51,213 [whirring] 1201 01:15:57,136 --> 01:15:58,179 - Hi there. - Hi. 1202 01:15:58,262 --> 01:16:00,139 - You mind if I cut in? - Sure. 1203 01:16:00,222 --> 01:16:01,724 Thanks a lot. 1204 01:16:01,807 --> 01:16:04,727 [engine revving] 1205 01:16:09,065 --> 01:16:11,567 Lord, I wish we'd ordered beans instead of caviar. 1206 01:16:11,650 --> 01:16:13,694 I'll go right home and fix a batch. 1207 01:16:13,778 --> 01:16:15,613 - You don't have to. - No problem. No problem. 1208 01:16:15,696 --> 01:16:18,824 I hope they're bringing a lot of tables on that catering truck. 1209 01:16:18,908 --> 01:16:21,410 There's a slew of tables at the schoolhouse. 1210 01:16:21,494 --> 01:16:24,455 Well, I wonder if we might borrow a few, just in case. 1211 01:16:24,538 --> 01:16:26,749 I reckon. My son is principal. 1212 01:16:27,792 --> 01:16:29,627 Say, you looking for me? 1213 01:16:29,710 --> 01:16:32,505 Ed. The butcher. 1214 01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:35,132 Oh. Ed, this is so embarrassing. 1215 01:16:35,216 --> 01:16:38,135 [aircraft engine revving] 1216 01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:42,014 [tires screeching] 1217 01:16:43,349 --> 01:16:46,102 [horn blares] 1218 01:16:50,314 --> 01:16:52,233 No, sir, never do it, never cater another party 1219 01:16:52,316 --> 01:16:53,275 with those people, I tell you. 1220 01:16:53,359 --> 01:16:55,986 You folks are so kind. 1221 01:16:56,070 --> 01:16:58,072 - Why, thank you. - You're welcome. 1222 01:16:58,989 --> 01:17:00,783 We lost the band! 1223 01:17:05,371 --> 01:17:06,622 Mayor. 1224 01:17:06,705 --> 01:17:08,040 Yeah, I heard. 1225 01:17:08,791 --> 01:17:10,251 That's a shame. 1226 01:17:10,334 --> 01:17:11,836 You know, there's some fellas here in town 1227 01:17:11,919 --> 01:17:13,254 that can really cut a mean-- 1228 01:17:13,337 --> 01:17:14,547 Well, the hell of it is the band 1229 01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:16,132 was bringing the decorations, too. 1230 01:17:16,215 --> 01:17:17,508 See, they were bringing our tree lights. 1231 01:17:17,591 --> 01:17:19,426 - Everything. - Mm-hmm. 1232 01:17:19,510 --> 01:17:22,638 I'm sorry you had to hook those extensions up for nothing. 1233 01:17:22,721 --> 01:17:24,140 This thing was coming together so nice too. 1234 01:17:24,223 --> 01:17:27,393 Hm. Well, tree lights, huh? Hm. 1235 01:17:27,476 --> 01:17:30,062 [traffic bustling] 1236 01:17:30,146 --> 01:17:32,481 Waggener. Waggener. 1237 01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:35,568 Wake up. [panting] 1238 01:17:36,527 --> 01:17:37,945 Get handsome. 1239 01:17:38,028 --> 01:17:40,948 [aircraft droning] 1240 01:17:52,751 --> 01:17:55,671 [instrumental music] 1241 01:18:25,659 --> 01:18:28,579 [music continues] 1242 01:18:44,762 --> 01:18:46,972 Gardner: Truman, you are a gentleman and a scholar. 1243 01:18:47,056 --> 01:18:49,683 No, look, I-- I owed you one, Mr. Burns. 1244 01:18:49,767 --> 01:18:51,310 And here she is. 1245 01:18:59,902 --> 01:19:01,445 Don't I know you? 1246 01:19:02,905 --> 01:19:04,490 You used to. 1247 01:19:04,573 --> 01:19:07,493 [music continues] 1248 01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:17,211 [chuckling] 1249 01:19:22,258 --> 01:19:23,801 [chuckling] 1250 01:19:33,352 --> 01:19:36,272 [instrumental music] 1251 01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:08,721 [music continues] 1252 01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:41,754 [music continues] 1253 01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:14,787 [instrumental music] 1254 01:21:22,294 --> 01:21:25,214 [vocalization] 1255 01:21:45,734 --> 01:21:48,654 [music continues] 1256 01:21:52,825 --> 01:21:55,744 [vocalization] 1257 01:22:12,219 --> 01:22:15,013 [indistinct chatter] 1258 01:22:20,060 --> 01:22:21,019 Thanks. 1259 01:22:30,154 --> 01:22:33,073 [vocalization] 1260 01:22:34,950 --> 01:22:37,911 Here. Best man's got to dance, too, you know? 1261 01:22:39,413 --> 01:22:42,332 [vocalization] 1262 01:22:55,888 --> 01:22:58,682 Hey! How about a fandango? 1263 01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:02,895 [instrumental music] 1264 01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:35,928 [music continues] 1265 01:24:06,041 --> 01:24:08,961 [music continues] 1266 01:24:36,697 --> 01:24:39,616 [indistinct chatter] 1267 01:24:42,786 --> 01:24:45,247 [cheering] 1268 01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:54,256 Keep it. 1269 01:24:57,759 --> 01:24:58,969 Have fun! 1270 01:24:59,052 --> 01:25:01,972 [crowd cheering] 1271 01:25:04,308 --> 01:25:06,685 Where's Gardner? Where's Gardner? 1272 01:25:06,768 --> 01:25:07,936 He's not here. 1273 01:25:12,649 --> 01:25:15,068 [crowd cheering] 1274 01:25:16,361 --> 01:25:17,529 [engine revving] 1275 01:25:17,613 --> 01:25:20,532 [clanking] 1276 01:25:39,092 --> 01:25:42,012 [instrumental music] 1277 01:25:47,809 --> 01:25:49,645 [sighs] Well, listen, 1278 01:25:49,728 --> 01:25:52,564 I'm gonna try and catch a ride with somebody. 1279 01:25:52,648 --> 01:25:54,232 It's been real. 1280 01:25:54,316 --> 01:25:57,527 Call me sometime. Arthur Andersen in Dallas. 1281 01:26:08,038 --> 01:26:09,831 Gardner didn't say goodbye. 1282 01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:13,085 Neither will I. 1283 01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:16,088 [music continues] 1284 01:26:32,979 --> 01:26:34,147 Dorman? 1285 01:26:48,704 --> 01:26:50,747 Goodbye, friend. 1286 01:26:50,831 --> 01:26:52,499 Have a nice life. 1287 01:26:55,419 --> 01:26:58,338 [music continues] 1288 01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:28,160 [Blind Faith singing "Can't Find My Way Home"] 1289 01:27:47,012 --> 01:27:53,477 ♪ Come down off your throne and leave your body alone ♪ 1290 01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:58,648 ♪ Somebody must change ♪ 1291 01:27:58,732 --> 01:28:04,654 ♪ You are the reason I've been waiting so long ♪ 1292 01:28:04,738 --> 01:28:08,784 ♪ Somebody holds the key ♪ 1293 01:28:08,867 --> 01:28:11,661 ♪ Well I'm near the end ♪ 1294 01:28:11,745 --> 01:28:16,333 ♪ And I just ain't got the time ♪ 1295 01:28:18,126 --> 01:28:24,591 ♪ And I'm wasted and I can't find my way home ♪ 1296 01:28:37,270 --> 01:28:40,190 [humming] 1297 01:28:47,781 --> 01:28:54,162 ♪ Come down on your own and leave your body alone ♪ 1298 01:28:54,246 --> 01:28:59,459 ♪ Somebody must change ♪ 1299 01:28:59,543 --> 01:29:05,131 ♪ You are the reason I've been waiting all these years ♪ 1300 01:29:05,215 --> 01:29:09,344 ♪ Somebody holds the key ♪ 1301 01:29:09,427 --> 01:29:12,222 ♪ Well I'm near the end ♪ 1302 01:29:12,305 --> 01:29:17,352 ♪ And I just ain't got the time ♪ 1303 01:29:17,435 --> 01:29:20,105 ♪ Oh and I'm wasted ♪ 1304 01:29:20,188 --> 01:29:25,402 ♪ And I can't find my way home ♪ 1305 01:29:37,497 --> 01:29:40,417 [humming] 1306 01:29:42,502 --> 01:29:46,548 ♪ But I can't find my way home ♪ 1307 01:29:48,216 --> 01:29:51,136 [humming] 1308 01:29:52,929 --> 01:29:57,225 ♪ But I can't find my way home ♪ 1309 01:29:58,727 --> 01:30:03,815 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1310 01:30:03,899 --> 01:30:08,486 ♪ But I can't find my way home ♪ 1311 01:30:09,529 --> 01:30:12,449 [humming] 1312 01:30:14,618 --> 01:30:19,748 ♪ But I can't find my way home ♪ 1313 01:30:19,831 --> 01:30:25,337 ♪ Still I can't find my way home ♪ 1314 01:30:25,420 --> 01:30:30,717 ♪ And I ain't done nothing wrong ♪ 1315 01:30:30,800 --> 01:30:37,599 ♪ But I can't find my way home ♪♪ 94109