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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,980 --> 00:00:14,420 50, 60, 55, 60, shut up, 75, 80, 2 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:21,580 61, 83, 84, shut up, 85, 86, 3 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:24,760 1, 1, 1. 4 00:00:28,020 --> 00:00:29,640 It's still short, fellas. 5 00:00:30,460 --> 00:00:32,619 Better count it again, sir. 6 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,260 You didn't get all the penny. 7 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:37,260 No way, guys. We're still missing money. 8 00:00:38,060 --> 00:00:40,120 I didn't do it. I didn't do it. 9 00:00:40,900 --> 00:00:42,540 It was like some foreigner. 10 00:00:44,060 --> 00:00:45,060 Yeah. 11 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:50,480 Hey, 12 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:01,040 baby, yo, baby, hey, baby, yo. This chick doesn't sing very good. 13 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:02,240 Yeah. 14 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,400 She's in, like, just pop. 15 00:01:07,679 --> 00:01:08,780 Okay, have better. 16 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:12,880 Is she, like, telling a joke? 17 00:01:13,580 --> 00:01:14,600 Oh, yeah, yeah, I get it. 18 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,760 Why don't you shut up so we can hear it? 19 00:01:18,180 --> 00:01:19,180 Do you love me? 20 00:01:22,669 --> 00:01:25,410 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm 21 00:01:25,410 --> 00:01:30,830 -hmm. Mm -hmm. 22 00:01:31,310 --> 00:01:32,310 Mm -hmm. 23 00:01:33,230 --> 00:01:35,770 Mm -hmm. 24 00:01:36,170 --> 00:01:39,470 Mm -hmm. 25 00:01:40,420 --> 00:01:44,660 Yeah, it's like he was talking about all this stuff, and then that guy grabbed 26 00:01:44,660 --> 00:01:45,660 his wiener. 27 00:01:47,980 --> 00:01:49,520 I'm going to have to tell that one to my uncle, Mike. 28 00:01:50,020 --> 00:01:51,020 Yeah, he'd get it. 29 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,080 Oh, that chick is all over him. Check it out. 30 00:01:57,740 --> 00:02:01,860 Yeah, it's like he was just minding his own business, trying to grab his wiener. 31 00:02:02,270 --> 00:02:03,128 I heard that, yeah. 32 00:02:03,130 --> 00:02:05,290 And then she just came up and got in his face. 33 00:02:05,610 --> 00:02:08,970 Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, he was just trying to grab his wiener, you know? Uh 34 00:02:08,970 --> 00:02:10,449 -huh. And then she just jumped on him. 35 00:02:11,550 --> 00:02:12,630 That never happened with me. 36 00:02:13,670 --> 00:02:15,070 I grab my wiener all the time. 37 00:02:15,370 --> 00:02:16,289 Mm -hmm. 38 00:02:16,290 --> 00:02:18,770 In fact, I think I'm going to grab my wiener right now. 39 00:02:19,190 --> 00:02:20,190 Yeah. 40 00:02:21,810 --> 00:02:22,810 Damn it, Sheila. 41 00:02:23,890 --> 00:02:24,910 Do that outside. 42 00:02:26,990 --> 00:02:28,550 Yo, yo, yo. 43 00:02:31,790 --> 00:02:32,769 I didn't do it. 44 00:02:32,770 --> 00:02:33,770 Yeah. 45 00:02:34,170 --> 00:02:35,170 I was a foreigner. 46 00:02:37,510 --> 00:02:39,210 What are you doing, Beavis? 47 00:02:40,130 --> 00:02:41,130 I'm practicing. 48 00:02:44,570 --> 00:02:45,570 Hey, buddy. 49 00:02:45,710 --> 00:02:46,990 What are they going to do to us? 50 00:02:48,290 --> 00:02:52,070 Uh... I think they're gonna, like, make us take one of those polygrip tests. 51 00:02:52,610 --> 00:02:56,370 Oh, yeah, that sounds cool. I found some of that stuff at Anderson's house, and 52 00:02:56,370 --> 00:03:00,870 it's like, I put it on my teeth, and I was walking around going... No, dumbass. 53 00:03:02,210 --> 00:03:03,210 Not that stuff. 54 00:03:03,690 --> 00:03:05,810 It's like this lie detector test. 55 00:03:07,950 --> 00:03:09,790 I didn't do it. Shut up, Beavis. 56 00:03:11,110 --> 00:03:12,110 Check this out. 57 00:03:12,270 --> 00:03:14,870 There's, like, this trick to taking these lie detector tests. 58 00:03:15,590 --> 00:03:16,590 Really? Cool. 59 00:03:17,450 --> 00:03:20,080 It's like... All you have to do is hold your breath. 60 00:03:26,180 --> 00:03:28,160 Not now, ass munch. 61 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:30,480 Oh, yeah. 62 00:03:31,060 --> 00:03:32,760 I know that. I was just, like, practicing. 63 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:35,760 Beavis, you suck as a liar. 64 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,700 Liar, liar, liar, liar, pants on. 65 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:41,240 Whoa. 66 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:45,140 Head, butt head. 67 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:46,680 Uh, yeah. 68 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:50,920 Mr. O 'Brien will see you now. 69 00:03:53,780 --> 00:03:54,780 I didn't do it. 70 00:03:55,460 --> 00:03:58,920 All right, now I'm going to ask you some questions. 71 00:03:59,260 --> 00:04:02,080 Failure to be truthful in your responses will be interpreted as an 72 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:03,680 acknowledgement of guilt. Do you understand? 73 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:05,660 Uh, yeah. 74 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,840 Uh, I mean, no. 75 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:14,660 Just tell the truth and you have nothing to worry about. Let's begin. 76 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:28,460 If you believe you got to keep your dial right there with Beavis and Butthead, 77 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:29,520 they'll be right back. 78 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:38,140 Okay, now, please tell me your name. 79 00:04:39,940 --> 00:04:40,940 Butthead. 80 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:46,960 Okay, good. Now, Butthead, could you tell me how many fingers I'm holding up? 81 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,120 Uh, four. 82 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:55,020 Well, it's three, actually, but since you think it's four, you didn't really 83 00:04:55,020 --> 00:04:56,520 lie, so that's good. 84 00:04:56,720 --> 00:05:01,960 Now, Butthead, tell me, in all of your life, have you ever stolen anything? 85 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:07,160 I didn't do it, bunghole. 86 00:05:10,260 --> 00:05:14,120 I'll repeat the question, Butthead. Have you ever stolen anything? 87 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:15,900 Uh... 88 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:23,240 But I did it. 89 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:30,120 Beavis, Mr. O 'Brien will see you now. 90 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:37,620 You're not going to put those on my nan, are you? 91 00:05:40,180 --> 00:05:43,200 Julia, I'm not getting a reading. Could you check those connections? 92 00:05:46,890 --> 00:05:50,030 You can if you want. You know, put them on my nads. 93 00:05:53,070 --> 00:05:57,410 Good. Well, young man, I'd like to get a base reading here. Could you say 94 00:05:57,410 --> 00:05:58,410 something? 95 00:05:58,570 --> 00:05:59,570 Yeah. 96 00:06:00,470 --> 00:06:03,250 Just say anything, the first thing that comes to mind. 97 00:06:03,850 --> 00:06:06,010 I killed a bunch of people once. 98 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:23,030 So you think you're going to live your life alone? 99 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:25,630 Yeah. In darkness and seclusion. 100 00:06:25,990 --> 00:06:27,450 Darkness? Yeah. 101 00:06:27,910 --> 00:06:31,550 That feeling of loneliness never leaves you. Oh, sort of. It's hard to know 102 00:06:31,550 --> 00:06:32,550 where you go. 103 00:06:32,750 --> 00:06:35,590 Um... And then, you meet me. 104 00:06:35,950 --> 00:06:36,950 Yeah, I'd like to meet you. 105 00:06:38,270 --> 00:06:40,170 It's talking to a chick, Beaver. 106 00:06:41,690 --> 00:06:46,070 You want to know why? Yeah, yeah, why, why, why, why? You're a liar! 107 00:06:47,830 --> 00:06:49,250 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 108 00:06:50,919 --> 00:06:52,120 Lie. Lie. 109 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:57,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lie. Lie. Lie. Yeah, yeah. I'm a liar, too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 110 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:59,440 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 111 00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:01,500 Yeah. Yeah. 112 00:07:02,460 --> 00:07:03,460 Yeah. 113 00:07:04,860 --> 00:07:06,480 Yeah. Yeah. 114 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:10,840 Yeah. Yeah. 115 00:07:19,610 --> 00:07:21,790 And I'll tell you things that you already know. 116 00:07:22,230 --> 00:07:26,970 Ah, okay. So you can say, I really identify with you so much. 117 00:07:27,390 --> 00:07:30,510 No. Hey, isn't that the wrong letter on his chest? 118 00:07:30,930 --> 00:07:31,930 Oh, yeah. 119 00:07:32,110 --> 00:07:35,050 Isn't that supposed to be like a five on there or something? 120 00:07:35,510 --> 00:07:36,510 Yeah. 121 00:07:37,010 --> 00:07:40,690 Maybe because, like, he's a liar, he put the wrong letter on there. 122 00:07:41,010 --> 00:07:43,390 Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a liar, liar. 123 00:07:44,510 --> 00:07:45,510 Lying rule. 124 00:07:54,180 --> 00:07:55,240 Yeah. Yeah. 125 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:56,640 Yeah. 126 00:08:00,820 --> 00:08:02,320 Yeah. Yeah. 127 00:08:02,580 --> 00:08:03,580 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 128 00:08:04,020 --> 00:08:05,020 Yeah. Yeah. 129 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,120 I promise. 130 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,320 See, he's not a liar. 131 00:08:25,140 --> 00:08:28,440 Authorities are saying tonight that they believe they have finally found the 132 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:32,700 killer in the infamous Inagata DeVita slaying some 25 years ago. 133 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:37,020 Police say this boy is the so -called Hippie Ripper. 134 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:42,390 who in 1969 killed 16 hippies who were living in a van next to the shooting 135 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:43,970 gallery outside on the highway. 136 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:48,110 Asked how a teenage boy could have committed a crime that happened more 137 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:52,770 decades ago, a police spokesman explained, quote, he's very clever. 138 00:08:54,370 --> 00:08:56,210 Get a haircut, hippie. 139 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:08,840 Hey, buddy, I think the TV's on slow. Fix it. 140 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:11,640 Viva, you can't put the TV on slow. 141 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Oh, really? 142 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:16,840 You're thinking of, like, the VCR or something. 143 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,140 Oh, yeah. 144 00:09:18,380 --> 00:09:23,300 I think this chick just, like, woke up or something. 145 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:27,380 Yeah, yeah. She probably doesn't start really rocking until later, like in the 146 00:09:27,380 --> 00:09:28,380 afternoon or something. 147 00:09:28,780 --> 00:09:29,780 Yeah. 148 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:33,940 He probably rocks it around 4 and then, like, you know, he has a late lunch and 149 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:34,940 then goes to the mall. 150 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:38,560 Yeah, yeah. She goes shopping for a new nightie and then she, like, takes a nap 151 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:42,100 and then she gets up and rocks, like, until, like, 3 or 4 in the morning and 152 00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:43,240 then she sleeps till noon. 153 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:44,520 Yeah. Yeah. 154 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:47,560 Musicians rule. 155 00:09:58,330 --> 00:09:59,790 Check it out. Her guitar is broken. 156 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:01,229 Oh, yeah. 157 00:10:01,230 --> 00:10:04,030 Yeah. They should, like, break more guitars. 158 00:10:04,810 --> 00:10:05,930 Uh, yeah. 159 00:10:06,870 --> 00:10:09,130 They should break that escalator, too. Yeah. 160 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop on it. 161 00:10:25,380 --> 00:10:26,380 Kick it. 162 00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:27,580 Yeah. 163 00:10:28,180 --> 00:10:29,440 I hate those things. 164 00:10:29,740 --> 00:10:34,200 Yeah. Every time someone brings one of those in the club, I just, like, stick 165 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,940 hand on top of it and, like, lift off the whole club. 166 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:43,180 Hey, Ventura. 167 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:44,440 Pet detective. 168 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:51,920 She's horny. 169 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:55,700 Chick's got that look like when I talk to him and stuff. 170 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,140 Yeah, and they just, like, leave. 11593