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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,719 --> 00:00:08,620 Hey, Buttet, how come we're going to Stewart's house? 2 00:00:09,740 --> 00:00:12,100 Cuz, I've heard he's got diarrhea. 3 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:14,200 Oh, yeah. 4 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:21,580 Thank you, boys, for bringing Stewart's homework to school for him. He's so 5 00:00:21,580 --> 00:00:23,080 sick, he spent all night in the bathroom. 6 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:24,560 Really? 7 00:00:25,010 --> 00:00:26,010 Diarrhea? 8 00:00:26,390 --> 00:00:28,110 Yes, I'm afraid so. 9 00:00:32,330 --> 00:00:37,870 Now, boys, come on. 10 00:00:38,430 --> 00:00:40,230 Say, have you boys eaten breakfast? 11 00:00:41,510 --> 00:00:44,150 Uh... Um, I think I did once. 12 00:00:44,710 --> 00:00:47,010 Well, you can't go to school on an empty stomach. 13 00:00:47,770 --> 00:00:50,290 Here, I made some breakfast burritos for Stuart. 14 00:00:50,510 --> 00:00:52,330 But he's not feeling well enough to eat. 15 00:00:52,610 --> 00:00:53,599 Whoa. 16 00:00:53,599 --> 00:00:54,800 Burritos for breakfast. 17 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:56,460 Yeah, yeah. Cool. 18 00:00:57,580 --> 00:01:00,000 You boys eat up. I'm going to check on Stuart. 19 00:01:00,220 --> 00:01:01,960 He probably needs more TP. 20 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:03,920 Hey, Beavis. 21 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:06,460 You think she's going to put a thermometer up his butt? 22 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:09,460 Yeah. And then she's going to put it in his mouth. 23 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:10,720 Yeah. 24 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:19,220 What the hell is this crap? 25 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:21,920 This isn't a burrito. 26 00:01:22,380 --> 00:01:24,160 Yeah. I got eggs in mine. 27 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,800 She tricked us. No wonder Stuart's got diarrhea. 28 00:01:28,340 --> 00:01:30,040 Yeah. Let's see what else I have. 29 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:39,400 Yeah. 30 00:01:45,050 --> 00:01:46,050 This sucks. 31 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:47,690 There's nothing good in here. 32 00:01:50,130 --> 00:01:51,970 Hey, butt munch, give me some. 33 00:01:54,150 --> 00:01:55,150 What? 34 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:12,100 What the hell was that? 35 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:15,200 Hmm. 36 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,200 What the hell is this? 37 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,840 Uh, I think this is a primus. 38 00:02:22,260 --> 00:02:23,680 Uh, no. 39 00:02:24,260 --> 00:02:27,200 This is a feminefrious tubloideal buttoid. 40 00:02:28,220 --> 00:02:33,240 Really? These guys, like, crawl up into people's butts and, like, go exploring. 41 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,000 Oh, yeah. 42 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:36,040 I know. 43 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,880 What are those lights for? 44 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:51,380 That's so like they can see when they're crawling around inside your butt. 45 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:54,040 No way. You mean it's dark in your butt? 46 00:02:54,580 --> 00:02:55,580 Yeah. 47 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,720 You know when they say stick it where the sun don't shine? 48 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:00,580 They're talking about your butt. 49 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:06,000 Oh. I thought it meant like under your pillow or something. 50 00:03:07,070 --> 00:03:11,410 But, like, um, if it's dark inside your butt, then, like, how do the turds find 51 00:03:11,410 --> 00:03:12,209 their way out? 52 00:03:12,210 --> 00:03:16,350 Uh, I think they can, like, be in the dark like that. 53 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:17,730 Ah. 54 00:03:18,010 --> 00:03:19,350 Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. 55 00:03:19,570 --> 00:03:23,450 Hey, buddy, let me go see these guys in concert. 56 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:24,770 Yeah. 57 00:03:25,910 --> 00:03:26,950 Ladies and gentlemen, 58 00:03:27,670 --> 00:03:29,990 the Thamonephrius tubloidial buttnoid. 59 00:03:30,630 --> 00:03:35,110 The Thamonephrius tubloidial buttnoid have left your pan. 60 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:43,640 It's ironic that we in this country who cherish freedom occasionally support 61 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,840 governments who are less responsive to human rights. 62 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:51,540 We're very fortunate to have had a very stable government for more than 20 63 00:03:51,540 --> 00:03:58,540 years. The struggle for freedom is by no 64 00:03:58,540 --> 00:04:05,060 means over. It still goes on today in places like Nicaragua, El Salvador, and 65 00:04:05,060 --> 00:04:06,060 Panama. 66 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,000 Bunghole. Bunghole. 67 00:04:10,260 --> 00:04:12,200 Beavis, please sit down. 68 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:13,420 Are you threatening me? 69 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:17,260 I am Cornholio. Come on, Beavis. Take your seat. 70 00:04:17,899 --> 00:04:20,820 Now, technically, America is not a democracy. 71 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:22,520 Do you have TV? Give me for my bunghole? 72 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:25,160 Get out of here, Beavis. 73 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:29,400 We're very fortunate, although, in other parts of the world, they aren't so 74 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:30,400 lucky. 75 00:04:35,060 --> 00:04:36,300 Beavis, where are you going? 76 00:04:38,220 --> 00:04:39,500 Where did Beavis go? 77 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:42,840 That was cool. 78 00:04:47,950 --> 00:04:52,870 Coming up next, Butthead begins to suspect Beavis of codependency. Stay 79 00:04:59,770 --> 00:05:06,630 I am Cornholio. I need chippy for my bunghole. 80 00:05:07,110 --> 00:05:10,790 Hey, would you like to see my bunghole? 81 00:05:14,810 --> 00:05:16,590 Butthead, where did Beavis go? 82 00:05:17,999 --> 00:05:19,220 Uh, I don't know. 83 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:24,120 Is Beavis having some kind of a problem that I should know about? 84 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:30,780 Uh, he ate like 27 candy bars, and then he like drank a six -pack of root beer. 85 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:36,580 Hmm, that's strange. I just read about a study that said sugar isn't supposed to 86 00:05:36,580 --> 00:05:37,740 cause hyperactivity. 87 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:48,920 I am Cornholio. 88 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:51,420 Whoa. That was cool. 89 00:05:51,860 --> 00:05:53,760 I need tippy for my bunghole. 90 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:55,840 Come out with your pants down. 91 00:05:58,600 --> 00:05:59,800 Oh, yeah. 92 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,040 Never mind. 93 00:06:04,580 --> 00:06:06,100 Listos? Escuchen. 94 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,040 Ejercicio 20. 95 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:13,960 Rápido ruedan las ruedas los carros cargados de azúcar del ferrocarril. 96 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,920 Bueno? Repitan, por favor. 97 00:06:18,270 --> 00:06:21,630 I am Cornolio. I need tipi for my bunghole. 98 00:06:22,870 --> 00:06:25,170 Señor Beavis, ¿dónde está tu hall pass? 99 00:06:25,590 --> 00:06:26,750 Are you threatening me? 100 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,650 You will give me tipi, bungholio. 101 00:06:30,230 --> 00:06:33,190 Beavis, just what in the hell do you think you're doing? 102 00:06:33,450 --> 00:06:34,830 Do not make my bunghole angry. 103 00:06:35,710 --> 00:06:36,970 Do you have any olio? 104 00:06:37,370 --> 00:06:41,450 Get the hell out of my class and go straight to the principal's office, now. 105 00:06:42,270 --> 00:06:43,550 Um, okay. 106 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:46,390 The principal, he will give me tipi. 107 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:49,460 I would hate for my bunghole -io to get polio. 108 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:52,340 Las luces son prendidas y nadie en casa. 109 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,440 Where I come from, we have no bunghole. 110 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,620 Damn it. If this is Bon Jovi, I'm gonna... Whoa. 111 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,060 Yeah. Her back's all bent out of shape. 112 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:05,319 What's wrong? 113 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:06,320 Viva. 114 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:07,920 You butthole. 115 00:07:08,900 --> 00:07:12,840 When you see a chick in a window like that, she's got her back all bent out of 116 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:13,840 shape. 117 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,320 That means she's hot. 118 00:07:17,810 --> 00:07:18,970 I don't know about it. 119 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,490 I think she was, like, injured. 120 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:23,610 Well, whatever it was, it gave me a stiffy. 121 00:07:24,170 --> 00:07:25,170 Oh, yeah. 122 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:29,990 Hey, 123 00:07:30,090 --> 00:07:31,090 Bela. 124 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:34,470 I thought you called the cable company and told them to quit playing this crap. 125 00:07:35,730 --> 00:07:40,350 Oh, yeah, I did, but then, like, when the guy answered, I said, excuse me, do 126 00:07:40,350 --> 00:07:41,550 you have 12 -pound balls? 127 00:07:42,490 --> 00:07:43,770 And I hung up. 128 00:07:44,550 --> 00:07:45,449 Oh, yeah. 129 00:07:45,450 --> 00:07:46,510 It was cool. 130 00:07:47,570 --> 00:07:48,570 Yeah. 131 00:07:52,710 --> 00:07:54,470 Yeah, yeah, yeah, women, yeah. 132 00:07:58,910 --> 00:08:00,170 Oh, is that Ross Perot? 133 00:08:00,650 --> 00:08:01,650 Yeah. 134 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:04,820 I think that's Ross Perot, like, from a long time ago. 135 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:06,560 Oh, yeah. 136 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:10,420 Folks, it's simple. When a problem comes along, you must whip it. 137 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:15,220 It looks like some kind of bum -snoidy old butt -snoid. 138 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:20,700 Now whip it. 139 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:22,760 Into the cave. 140 00:08:23,180 --> 00:08:24,180 Shape it up. 141 00:08:24,660 --> 00:08:25,660 Get a train. 142 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:27,100 Go forward. 143 00:08:27,710 --> 00:08:28,710 Move ahead. 144 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,950 Try to detect it. It's not too late. Do it. 145 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,250 Get the tape. 146 00:08:33,450 --> 00:08:34,450 Come on. 147 00:08:35,650 --> 00:08:37,370 Move ahead. Try to detect it. 148 00:08:39,030 --> 00:08:40,030 Well, 149 00:08:41,970 --> 00:08:43,429 at least I tried. 150 00:08:43,710 --> 00:08:46,250 You just sit there on your app and make me do all the work. 151 00:08:47,050 --> 00:08:48,050 Yeah. 152 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:51,970 Check out those hats. 153 00:08:53,599 --> 00:08:54,499 Those are cool. 154 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:57,900 You can stack one inside the other. They, like, have all different colors, 155 00:08:57,900 --> 00:09:00,460 know. It's like you can wear one one day and then another the other day. And, 156 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:01,680 like, you put them on your head, you know. 157 00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:05,380 And that's like, they can protect you from, like, harmful rays. 158 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:06,800 Leave us. 159 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:09,020 You're a damn weirdo. 160 00:09:09,740 --> 00:09:10,740 Shut up, buddy. 161 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:12,840 I'm not from here, you know. 162 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:20,820 Look, I don't know what your problem is. 163 00:09:21,210 --> 00:09:25,630 But I simply cannot have students wandering the hallways during class, 164 00:09:25,890 --> 00:09:30,350 interrupting other classes, and giving prophecies of a great plague. 165 00:09:31,190 --> 00:09:32,190 Oh, yeah. 166 00:09:32,570 --> 00:09:33,650 Sorry about that. 167 00:09:34,090 --> 00:09:36,150 Wait. What was that? 168 00:09:36,890 --> 00:09:38,910 Did you just say you're sorry? 169 00:09:40,110 --> 00:09:42,410 You did. 170 00:09:43,230 --> 00:09:46,230 You said you were sorry, didn't you? 171 00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:50,820 Yeah, see? 172 00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:55,400 I knew it. You kids have never apologized to me once. 173 00:09:56,560 --> 00:10:00,940 Maybe this is a new day for you. Maybe punishment isn't the answer. 174 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:02,820 I'm going to let you go. 175 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:07,040 You know, I'm actually proud of you today. 176 00:10:07,260 --> 00:10:09,000 Take some candy with you. 177 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:16,480 Now you're going right back to class, right, Beavis? 178 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:21,080 TV for my bunghole. 179 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:22,880 I'm the great Cornholio. 180 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,540 Do you need a hall pass? 181 00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:25,960 Are you threatening me? 182 00:10:26,740 --> 00:10:28,460 I no need hall pass. 183 00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:30,900 I need olio for my bunghole. 184 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:33,900 I'm the great Cornholio. 185 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:35,640 I have no bunghole. 186 00:10:36,620 --> 00:10:37,620 Bungholio. 187 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:40,580 I need TV for my bunghole. 188 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:44,140 We are without bunghole. 12569