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Horses! Fornicators! Horses!
Fornicators!
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Horses! Fornicators! Horses!
Fornicators!
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What is this place?
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Here you are, son. You can read all
about it.
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Uh, no.
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Did you say there were whores in there?
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Well, boys, you tell me. Those women
that are going in there have had sexual
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relations outside of a marriage.
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And that is the Bible definition of a
whore.
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Whores. Whores. Yeah, yeah.
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Whores. Whores. Hold on a second.
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Now, I do appreciate your enthusiasm,
boys. It's wonderful to see young boys
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interested in doing the Lord's work. But
I think you might be a little bit off
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on the tone. You just watch me.
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Whores, fornicators, the Lord commands
you to repent.
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See that? That's how it's done.
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Whoa. Hey, Beavis, I just thought of
something.
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If there's whores in there, this must be
a whorehouse.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, a whorehouse.
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A whorehouse.
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Yeah. You know, I always thought there
should be a whorehouse here.
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Yeah. Yeah. Cool.
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Whores! Whores! Whores!
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I want to be a billionaire so frickin'
bad.
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Buy all of the things I never had. Whoa,
Beavis, it's your mom.
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I wonder how many tricks she'd have to
turn to become a billionaire.
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My mom? Let's see.
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Let's see. 25 times... I mean, divided
by...
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How many is a billion?
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I think it's like a million.
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Boy, this guy really wants to be a
billionaire.
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Everybody does, but this guy really
wants to. Yeah.
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Finally, somebody had the balls to just
say it.
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I think they didn't even have enough
money to make it look like they were
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billionaires.
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You're not going to make a billion
dollars dancing like that.
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Yeah, really.
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You know, I really hope these guys do
become billionaires, you know, because,
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you know, most rich people don't deserve
it, you know, but these guys, these
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guys, I don't know, I just don't really
think they're me.
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They should have a billion dollars.
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Maybe dance a little better, but...
Whores!
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Hornicators! Whores!
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Hornicators! So that dude must have
started his own whorehouse.
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Yeah, yeah, wow.
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Why didn't we think of that?
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Damn it.
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Whores! Hornicators!
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Here you go. You boys are gonna need a
sign.
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Yeah. We'll help you get the word out.
Yeah, yeah. We really appreciate what
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you're doing here, you know. It's just
great.
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Well, I'm just glad there are people
your age as passionate as I am about
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putting fallen women on the righteous
path, boys. That's what we're all about
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here.
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Yeah.
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On a path where they've fallen on my
wieners.
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Come on, Beavis.
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Let's do this.
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Oh, hang on there, fellas.
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Now, legally, we cannot get any closer.
And I cannot legally encourage you to do
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so. However, people have engaged in
civil disobedience.
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Oh,
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yeah, yeah.
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I got you.
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Say no more, sir.
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This is going to be cool.
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We're finally going to do it.
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It's really going to happen.
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Stop right there.
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Don't worry, dude. We're cool.
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Please step back onto the sidewalk.
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We know the owner.
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So I'm going to have to ask you to go
ahead and step aside.
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Yeah, just step aside.
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We don't have a lot of time.
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I'm busy.
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If you do not step back onto the
sidewalk, I will have to escort you off
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property. Escort?
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Have you done them already?
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Here's your final warning.
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Yeah. So how did you get this job,
anyway?
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Yeah, really.
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Are there fringe benefits?
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I have warned you, as required by law,
now I have the right to forcibly
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you. No!
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No, we need to go inside!
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Dammit, butthole. I'll kick your ass.
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Whores! Whores!
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What?
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Just stay here off clinic property and
we won't have any trouble.
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So are the whores gonna come out here,
then?
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Yes. The pores will come out eventually.
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Cool. Yeah.
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So we just, like, do it with them right
here, then? As long as I get to have
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sex, I don't care where it is. What? You
know, I actually prefer to do it in
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public, because then everybody will
witness, and then I won't have to, like,
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tell them, and they'll believe me.
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What? Tarnation?
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Yeah, you see that?
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You mean to tell me that these two
wholesome boys spent a minute with you
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front of that Satan's den with those
whores and fornicators and they become
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I gave my legally required warning.
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Turn it up.
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Hit him again.
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Get him.
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Hey, now you get your goddamn hands off
me. Hey, Beva, check it out.
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The coast is clear.
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We're going to be fornicators.
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Finally.
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About time.
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I don't like the way he's looking at me.
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Come on, you want to start something?
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Yeah, it's like his lower jaw sticks out
further than his upper jaw.
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You kind of look like that too, Beavis.
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No, I don't.
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Hey, this guy's like trying to make his
voice scratchier than it is. Even whores
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can fall for someone. Even whores fall
for someone.
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You fall for me. Anyway, Beavis, your
lower jaw sticks out further than your
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upper jaw, just like this dude.
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Damn it, Butt -Head, it does not.
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I think that's part of the reason you
look so stupid.
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No way, Butt -Head.
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I look cool.
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Not like this guy.
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So if that chick's a whore of me, who's
the pimp?
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It sure as hell isn't this guy singing.
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Yeah, her pimp's like, you big old fine
me some money, you understand me? We
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playing games?
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Are you listening, Beavis?
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He speaks from the heart.
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Speak from his butt.
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You know, Beavis, he actually kind of
sounds like you, too.
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Shut up, buddy.
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Look at his face.
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That was horrible.
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I think maybe you need to listen to it
again, Beaver. Butt -It, do not rewind
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it. Maybe you're not listening. No, no,
no, come on, Butt -It. No, no, don't
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rewind it. Come on. Butt -It, no.
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No, come on, Butt -It, no.
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No, no.
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I have said all I have to say.
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Damn it, Butt -It.
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I need to go throw up.
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Hello?
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Fornicators. Whores.
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Fornicators.
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Hey, baby.
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Are you one of the ones who, like, does
it?
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I'm coming.
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I'm next.
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I just answered the phone.
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He's the one who does it. Hey, guys.
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What?
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It's a man -whore. Oh, damn it. This is
a dude -whorehouse, Beavis.
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Let's get out of here. Damn it.
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I really thought it was going to happen
this time. They finally built a
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whorehouse here, and it's a dude
-whorehouse.
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Yeah, really.
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That's why all the chicks were coming in
and out of here.
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Wait a minute, Beavis.
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We should get a job here.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Hey, look at that dude.
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Let's fill out an application.
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Hey, how's it going?
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Hey, remember us? I have warned you as
required by law.
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Now I have the right to forcibly
restrain you. Yeah, yeah, makes sense on
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Yeah, but could we fill out an
application?
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Yeah, fill out an application.
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