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For today's field trip, we will be
visiting Prairie Falls.
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An historically accurate recreation of a
homesteading community from 1832.
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Okay? So don't be surprised if my great
-great -grandpappy Van Driessen makes an
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appearance.
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Where are we?
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I don't know.
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Maybe we took the wrong bus or
something.
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Come on, I'm hungry.
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Welcome to Prairie Falls.
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You lucky students have traveled back in
time to a typical 19th century
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homesteading community.
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Come and meet my fellow townsfolk.
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Did that guy say something about, like,
traveling back in time?
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Howdy, fair strangers.
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I am Tobias Vandreason, a humble but
hard -working cobbler who dwells in the
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cabin down by the Old Fork River.
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How come Vandreason's talking like a
foreigner?
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I don't know. Maybe we're in Mexico or
something.
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Let's go find a TV. TV?
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I know not what you talk of, for the
year is 1832.
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Now come and watch us thresh wheat.
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1832?
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That's like not now.
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Yeah, I mean, aren't we more than that?
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Whoa. Hey, Beavis, check it out. Look at
all these people.
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Maybe that dork was right. Maybe we did
travel back in time.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. How did that happen?
Maybe that bus broke the time -space
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condominium.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, like in that movie, Back to the
Future.
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Oh, yeah.
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Maybe we can score with your mom.
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I'm not
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going, you know, to be just like a
typical housewife that just
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sits at home. Well, you're better at
cooking. You're more picnic leaning.
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You're more efficient at sex than bad at
birth control.
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This chick reminds me of a young your
mom.
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Like, if this chick was not as hot and,
like, older looking and drunk,
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but, like, just as stupid.
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Yeah,
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I kind of see what you're saying now,
you know.
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Brandon and I still don't agree on how
we're going to come up with the money to
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move out.
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What are they doing in there? He's come
up with his own idea for making extra
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money. This is a complete kit of
everything you need to get started in
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prospecting. This will make you money.
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This guy's like, uh, you mean the box?
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You open the box. Don't chew on it.
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It's a profitable venture.
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Now that'll be $9 ,154, please.
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Good luck to you. What a dumbass.
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I'm not convinced that Brandon's idea to
get extra money is solid, so I'm coming
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up with my own plan. How would you
handle, like, if a customer got upset?
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I'm calling you right now.
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She's doing that thing comedians always
do with their hands when they're on the
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phone. Oh, God.
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Okay.
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First of all, please put the phone by
your ear so you can hear it.
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Hi, I just got my pizza. It was supposed
to be sausage and it's pepperoni.
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Okay, um... Uh,
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I can't talk right now. My stupid
manager is right here.
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She's like, uh, so you'll call me on my
hand then.
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I've been sitting by my hand all day.
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I guess I didn't get the job.
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I wonder if we're going to see
dinosaurs.
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That would be cool.
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Beavis, you dumbass.
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Dinosaurs haven't been invented yet.
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Oh, yeah.
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I've seen lots of movies like this. We
need to, like, do something cool now so
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that when we go back to the future,
it's, like, better or something.
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Ooh, class.
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There's something interesting.
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Hey, Butt -Head, since we traveled back
in time a thousand years, does that mean
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that that old dude is, like, Van
Driessen's dad or something?
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Uh, oh, yeah.
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He's old.
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Whoa.
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Calm to Butt -Head.
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Me too.
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I do declare, working this pole is hard.
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You look familiar. Were you at the
Renaissance Fair this summer? Yes, I'm
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Wentworth. I knew it. I'm Squire Robin.
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Class, why don't you run along and enjoy
our simple way of life, okay? And
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take notes.
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This sucks. How come a wuss like that
can score and we can't? How do you know
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he's going to score?
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Because Van Driessen was born, dumbass.
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Whoa. Hey, Beavis. I just thought of
something cool we could do.
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If we can stop that old wuss from
scoring, Van Driessen will never be
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We'll never have to go to that stupid
class again.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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This is going to be cool.
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I mean, or it was cool.
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I mean, in the past, you know, like
after we do it, it's going to be cool to
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think back upon.
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You know, frankly, I like the magical
fear. Remember, Beavis, we can't let
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old dude score.
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He's Van Driessen's great -great
-grandfather.
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Yeah, right.
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Yeah, if he never scores, then Van
Treason will never be born, and we'll
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have to do homework.
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Well,
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you know, there's another magical fair
coming up. Uh, Hark, or something.
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What?
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Ah, Beavis and Butthead, please go stand
with your classmates, okay?
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Uh, we can't do that, because, like, we
know what you're going to do with her.
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What? What are they talking about?
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Boys, now that's inappropriate, okay?
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Megan and I are just talking right now,
and then you're going to do it. Yeah, we
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know all about you.
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Because you did it, then that means that
Van Driessen was born, and I've seen
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him. For we are from the future.
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Oh, do you do this all the time? He sure
does.
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No.
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Yeah, we know your grandson.
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Don't try to lie.
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Grandson? You said you didn't have kids.
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Megan, Megan, wait.
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Don't listen to them.
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We have changed history.
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Maybe we'll read about us someday.
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I wonder how this chick decided which
side
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was going to be white and which was
going to be black.
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I don't know, but the side that makes
the music.
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It's definitely white.
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See, you can tell, see?
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Oh, yeah.
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What's he so pissed off about?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, look at all you people with your
grilled cheese sandwiches and your milk
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and your vitamin D.
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It fills me with rage.
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These people don't seem too into it.
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Yeah, they're like, another band raged
through here yesterday.
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We're all raged out.
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Yeah, but did they go through the
library and the cafeteria?
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Yep, same route.
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The cafeteria, the gym.
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They showed up the cheerleader.
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Whoa, that little Wayne?
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Yeah, he's like, I was just back in the
teacher's lounge grading papers. What's
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going on out here?
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I wish our guidance counselor was as
cool as Little Wayne.
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Yeah, he'd be like, have you considered
stacking papers and getting paid? You
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know what I'm saying?
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Have you thought about face tattoos and
sipping scissor?
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How did this chick get Little Wayne to
be in her video?
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Maybe it was like part of his community
service.
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Oh, yeah.
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It was probably like either that or pick
up trash.
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Yeah. And he did pick up trash.
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Thanks for visiting.
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Please exit through our gift shop.
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Hey, Beavis, before we go back to modern
times, we should, like, bring old stuff
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back so we can, like, get rich.
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We should, like...
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smuggle it in our butts, and then sneak
it out of here. Then when we get home,
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we can take it out of our butts and sell
it. That would be cool.
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Why would we put it up our butts,
Beavis? We can just carry it out of
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I don't know.
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I thought an MSNBC lockup run.
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I thought it would be cool.
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That's all.
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Okay,
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Beavis.
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Hey, Beavis and Butthead, when we get
inside, I want to talk to you about your
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behavior earlier, okay?
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Damn it.
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We're back and Van Driessen got born.
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That sucks.
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I thought we blocked him from scoring.
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We should have kicked him in the nads
and broke his wiener.
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