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Uh, excuse me?
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Could you tell me where the hoes are?
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Same place they were last week. Aisle
five.
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That was cool.
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Hoes.
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Whoa. Hey, Beavis, check it out. It's
Dog the Bounty Hunter. And that's Beth.
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His wife was a big hooter.
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Uh, dog.
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Yeah, I get that a lot, brah. Actually,
I'm a bouncer. We follow the same code
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as bounty hunters. I don't carry a gun,
and I don't do ice.
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Hey, Beavis, we should become bounty
hunters. Yeah, yeah.
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Get chicks and kick ass.
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Uh... Hey, how do we become bounty
hunters? Like I said, I'm not a bounty
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hunter. But I do know, if you go to the
post office, they have pictures of all
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the most wanted criminals.
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And if they're up there, they probably
most likely skip bail.
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And if they're skips, they've got no
constitutional rights, and you can pick
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them up and collect that reward.
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Thanks, dog.
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Hey, Beavis, if we're going to be bounty
hunters, we need to get a gun.
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Yeah, and leather pants. Oh, Dog doesn't
carry a gun. He uses industrial
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-strength pepper spray. I'll show you.
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Let's roll, Braz.
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This first part of the song sounds like
that music they play at the Olive
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Garden.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, but then it kicks ass later.
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Yeah.
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The Olive Garden kicks ass, too.
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Yeah, yeah. I like to go there and stuff
my face with breadsticks.
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Because they're free.
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If you leave that place hungry, you're
just stupid.
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See,
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now this is the cool part of the song,
yeah.
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Yeah.
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Remember when you asked that waitress at
the Olive Garden to dance, and then
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she... Flapped you and the manager threw
you out.
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Oh, yeah.
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That was cool.
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She probably would have danced with me
because I have better moves.
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No, you don't. Check this out.
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Your move. Fuck, Beavis.
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Check this out.
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Dog was cool.
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He's really down to earth in person, you
know.
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Well, there's the pictures of the
criminals.
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We need to kick their asses and haul
them downtown.
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Look at him.
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Real scum of the earth.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Have you seen this man?
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Any information can help, sir.
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And you can, like, remain anonymous,
too.
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Yeah, he's in Europe right now for a
summit.
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Damn it. Europe's, like, way over in
Russia or something.
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Whoa. Hey, Beavis, look at this.
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These fugitives look like wussies. Yeah,
yeah. We could probably, like, get the
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whole gang.
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Let's roll, Beavis.
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This is the place, Beavis.
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This is a pretty crappy school.
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Yeah, really.
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No wonder these kids joined a gang.
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So young. They had their whole lives
ahead of them, you know.
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But we still have a job to do.
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Yeah, a job to kick their asses.
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You ready, brah?
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Yeah, shouldn't we pray?
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Dog always prays before they chase a
skip.
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay.
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God is great. God is good.
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And we thank him for our food.
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Okay, let's roll, Beavis. On the count
of three.
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One, two, three.
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Hi there. Can I help you guys?
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You can help us by cooperating.
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Everyone turn around and put your hands
behind your back.
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Okay. We're in the middle of a class.
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You should have thought of that before
letting these kids start a gang.
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That's right, brah. Now I have to take
them downtown.
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We have no choice.
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Let this be like a wake -up call to turn
your life around.
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First of all, when you enter my dojo,
you pay respect by bowing. And second,
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keep your hands off my students.
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Uh, sir, I think it's best if you just
stand over there, please.
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Butthole. I don't want to have to kick
your ass, so you just step aside.
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Uh, okay, that's adding and a bit... Ow!
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Blast, allow me to demonstrate the
dragon attack.
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Ow!
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Well, hey, all those, like, crystal
things and those funguses look really
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Yeah.
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If nature looked like this, maybe I
wouldn't hate it so much.
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I hate the forest.
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White people.
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You know, I'm thinking, like, People
couldn't even get any whiter, and then,
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know, I mean, look at this.
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They are the whitest people I have ever
seen.
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I think this is music for, like, white
people that have never had anything bad
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happen to them.
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They've never had adversity.
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They decided to rebel against their
parents by making even softer rock.
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Don't express yourself too much. Come
on.
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These guys were like...
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That music in the elevators is too balls
-out for us.
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If you, like, cut out all the music and
then got rid of all these white
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people, this would make a really good
screensaver.
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Damn it, this sucks.
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We couldn't even catch any of these...
Damn it.
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I bet we could kick this guy's ass.
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He's old.
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You never should have jumped bail, Mr.
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Post.
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Hey, what did this guy do?
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Oh, he's the Postmaster General. He runs
the whole postal system.
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How the mighty have fallen.
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Go get him, butthead.
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I don't see him. Maybe he, like, skipped
the country.
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Wrong, Beavis.
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I got like a 20 on him.
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Check it out.
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Me. Are you sure that's him? Close
enough, Beavis.
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At least I bet we can take him.
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Uh, Mr. Poth?
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Hey, Randy Lyle, that you a special lady
for.
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Remember?
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You're coming downtown.
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Come on. Downtown.
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Sounds like a party.
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We can do this one of two ways. We can
kick your ass or we can kick your
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ass.
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Downtown is a few blocks.
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Might be easier if you ride in my cart.
Tell it to the judge. Come on.
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Okay, we'll ride in the cart.
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This is the end of the road for you, Mr.
Post.
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We're taking you to jail. So, like, make
a left here?
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Jail? That's not an idea.
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Let's leap this one off.
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But the jail is this way, boy.
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Oh, there we go.
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Hopefully I got my regular cell. That's
the best toilet in the house.
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Eh. That's like enough lip out of you.
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Come on, move it.
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Hey, baby.
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We're bounty hunters.
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Check it out.
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Yeah, we have a fugitive and everything,
see?
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Look at him. But like, how about our
reward?
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You look like you have plenty of bounty.
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And booty, too.
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Excuse me? What did you just say to me?
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I'll have your butts kicked right out of
here.
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Ma 'am, don't make me use this.
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Damn it.
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Make it easier on yourself.
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