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I'll have hash browns and an egg muffin.
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You've had muff.
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And you've had ant.
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Damn it, butthead. You were gone a long
time.
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Yeah.
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I took a big poop.
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Look,
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can we get some service?
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Do you work here or what?
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Whoa. Hey, Beavis.
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I just thought of something. I'm at
work, but, like, I wasn't working.
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I just got paid to take a dump.
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Whoa. Yeah, yeah.
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Maybe they pay us to go pee, too.
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Only one way to find out.
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Hey, hey.
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I'm still waiting. Hey, hold on. Damn
food.
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Is that Christ?
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What language are they speaking?
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I think it's Mexican.
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You know, buddy, you really shouldn't
say that. Come on.
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You know better than that.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's Spanish.
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Wow. So Jesus can speak Spanish?
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Wow, that's really pretty impressive,
you know, because that's not easy to
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a second language, you know. Not anybody
can do that.
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It is a miracle.
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Yeah, that Christ is pumping out.
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I didn't know he had it in him, you
know?
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Yeah.
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He may look like a bum, but he can do a
lot.
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This guy's like, okay, everybody, check
out this new song I've been working on.
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The beat kind of goes like this.
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Okay?
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Come on, everybody, come on, join in.
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Come on, bang your cans with me. Come
on.
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And then for the first verse, I was
thinking of this.
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And then for the chorus.
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Wait a minute. Don't escape yet. I have
one more verse. Check this out.
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Like, laven sus manos por la sanidad.
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Whoa, they really hate this song, don't
they?
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These people would rather get shot than
listen to them anymore.
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Wow, I didn't think it was that bad, you
know.
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Kind of like it.
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¿Dónde está la biblioteca?
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Have a coffee.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello? Is anyone there?
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Hello? Hey, what the hell's going on
around here?
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Come on, let me sit down. No way.
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This is mine.
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Damn it.
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Let me see here.
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Nah.
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Yeah, this'll do.
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Cool. I'm sorry. You're going to have to
wait your turn, sir.
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Yeah.
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Check it out.
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We're getting paid.
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Thanks.
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I've been waiting a half hour. Screw
this. I'm going to go now.
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Yeah.
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Bathroom breaks kick ass.
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Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. I want a
milkshake.
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Let's go to the bathroom, Beavis.
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I can't deal with this right now.
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Hello?
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Anybody here?
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What the hell?
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Oh, excuse me.
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We're going to be a while, so I'm, you
know. Just lock the door, Beavis.
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These damn people won't stop bothering
us.
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How are we supposed to earn a living?
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Yeah, really.
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It's lunchtime, Beavis.
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Finally. I'll have a cheeseburger fried.
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Medium orange soda. No ice.
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See you later. Hey, hey, hey, where are
you going?
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I'm working.
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What's going on out there?
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Beavis, butthead.
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Where are those two? Hey, are you going
to take our order?
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Yes, yes.
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I'm so sorry.
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Just one moment, please. I will be right
with all of you, okay?
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Beavis, butthead, open the door right
now.
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We're taking a dump, sir. I'm sorry.
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You're going to have to wait your turn.
Yeah.
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We need some privacy.
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We're going to the bathroom, buttmunch.
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What are you two doing?
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We had to use the bathroom, sir. They
said you've been in there for a half
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I think the food here gave us diarrhea,
sir.
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It always does.
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Look, I don't care how bad you have to
go to the bathroom. You get back to work
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right now or you're fired.
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Wait just a minute.
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I'm a lawyer for the Labor Safety
Organization.
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So what?
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These workers have the right to take as
long of a bathroom break as they need.
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Oh. Really? Yeah, it's the law. Whoa.
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The law rules.
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Well, I'm sorry. I wasn't aware of that
then.
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Can you get my order now? We've been
waiting for a long time here. Come on
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already. Yes, yes, of course. I'm so
sorry, everybody. Okay, Beavis, take the
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register. Butthead, you get in the
kitchen.
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No.
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We're on our bathroom break.
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It's the law.
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Where's my burgers?
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Okay, I'm so sorry. I will get your
order in just a moment. I ordered a
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shake, not strawberry.
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Okay, I apologize. Let me fix that.
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Okay,
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I'll clean that mop. Okay, everyone just
bear with me, okay?
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I'll take your order in just a moment,
sir. I just need to get these fries in.
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I gotta go to the bathroom. I'm so bad.
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I gotta go.
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I'll be right back. Hey, hey, hey. Right
back. Where are you going?
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Oh, no.
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Excuse me, sir.
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How are we doing today?
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Please go back inside. I'll be there in
just a minute. Okay, sir, why don't you
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go ahead and put it away, zip it up, and
put your hands against the wall.
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No, I'm the manager here, okay?
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We've had a problem. Sir, hands against
the wall, feet apart.
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Now. You cannot do that here. That's
public urination.
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Look, if you would just go... Oh, God.
And that's indecent exposure.
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We've got a 311 at Burger World. We're
going to need backup.
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Hey!
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Work kick fast.
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You punched in, right?
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I'm going to see if I can, like, get
more hours now.
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If it's going to be like this.
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Cool.
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