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OMG LOL caught up with Academy Award
nominee Morgan Spurlock on the red
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last night. Whoa.
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Check out that chick.
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Yeah, but who's that fart knocker she's
with?
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Eh. I heard about this dude.
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He got famous just for, like, eating a
lot for, like, 30 days.
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Whoa, really?
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Yeah.
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And once you're famous... You get to eat
more.
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No, dumbass. You get chicks.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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I was going to say that next.
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We should do that.
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Yeah, I was going to say that next.
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Well, we're inside now, and this is the
entryway.
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Is this 16 and pregnant?
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Maybe I'm 13 and pregnant. I don't know.
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They're doing pretty good.
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Usually on that show, everyone's all
poor and they live with their grandmas
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their mouths are hanging open.
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Yeah, really.
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And they're like, living off my tax
dollars.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Not right.
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You don't have any tax dollars?
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Whoa, that counter looks like it's made
out of barf.
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Yeah.
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I think rich people do that because then
if you barf on it, you don't have to
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clean it up.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's not how you make nachos. Yeah,
that's not how you do it. You go to 7
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-Eleven, and you get that little paper
thing, and then you scoop the chips in
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there, and then you squeeze out the
orange stuff on it.
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This is the kids' playroom.
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I found these kids over at the park.
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I bring them nachos once a day.
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And I make them do my homework.
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One of our worries about building such a
big house was that we'd lose our kids.
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When this guy talks, it's like his teeth
never come apart.
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One of our biggest fears in the house
was losing our kids.
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It's more of an experiment.
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I mean, they'd never make it. It's
really just an experiment.
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We had this crazy idea.
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Maybe he's like, One of those
ventriloquists.
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Oh, yeah.
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They need to show the doll, then.
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He's got his hand up his wife's butt.
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I had to buy a waterfall and a wood
slide. I worked my whole damn life to
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for all this crap.
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My wife makes me build all this stuff.
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I'm miserable here.
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You can even see Zion National Park.
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I tried to run away to Zion National
Park, but they saw me through that damn
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telescope.
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When do we get the checks?
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How does this work?
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We have to, like, only eat at Burger
World for 30 days?
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Like that Sherlock dude?
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Cool.
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We didn't think of this before.
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We're going to get rich and famous just
by eating.
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Score.
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Hey, buddy, check it out.
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I already ate, like, four burgers, three
fries, and six milkshakes.
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Cool.
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Ladies, beware.
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I don't feel so good.
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Yeah?
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Good. More chicks for me.
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See you in a month, baby.
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I'm full.
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Why did we do this again?
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To get famous and get chicks.
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We need more food.
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Come on.
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What are you guys doing here? You're not
working today.
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We're, like, volunteering.
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Yes, I mean, for the children, you know.
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Oh, okay. Well, why don't you go clean
the grill and the food's on the house,
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okay?
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Okay,
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don't think of the letters on your tests
as grades so much as friendly reminders
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to study more.
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Beavis, butthead, if it was up to me,
you could eat in class, but the school
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board says you can't. Okay?
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We have to.
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We're eating at Burger World for a month
so we can get famous.
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Yeah, like that Morgan Sherlock dude.
You know what I'm saying?
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Oh, of course. You're taking on
corporate America to expose a very
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issue to your generation.
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Yeah. Ah, this is great. I'm so proud of
you boys.
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So, does this mean that we can eat in
class, too?
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No, only Beavis and Butthead can eat in
class.
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They're engaged in an act of social
protest, shining a light on the issue of
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teen obesity.
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We're eating in front of you.
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You can't have it.
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Now, it's so important that you get your
message out. Martin, maybe you can be
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part of this.
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No, I meant film Beavis and Butthead and
then post it online.
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Yeah, make a movie about us. The three
of you can all use this as your semester
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service project, okay?
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Boy didn't bring enough for everybody.
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So what made you want to shine a light
on the issue of teen obesity?
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We wanted to get famous and score, so
we, like, ate a lot of Burger World
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all I mean.
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Go ahead and nominate us for some
rewards, and then we can get some
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We ate a lot of Burger
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World food, and now we're fat.
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No way.
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No one is going to supersize us.
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These guys need to be stopped.
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Fire up the jet.
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They're trying to make gelato look
exciting.
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Orange chocolate.
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Papaya.
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Okay, how you doing?
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Okay, how you doing?
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When I meet a guy, I'm going to do
chocolate.
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Why no?
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Is that guy a foreigner or a guido?
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I don't think they have foreign guidos.
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What I would love to find is a guido.
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Juice head. Can I find that somewhere?
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Because I'm not going to go on Match
.com again.
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She met this dude on Match .com and then
he put her to work.
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I have all these qualities.
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I have much for you.
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You and this mop.
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Go on date with Floor.
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Start to work faster.
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I leave you some work to you guys.
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My ideal guy.
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Snooki's idea man Guido.
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Ideal.
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Tan Guido juice head gorilla.
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Big sense of humor. Likes to party. Fist
pump.
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A poem by Snooki.
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Juice Heads and Gorillas by Snooki
Polizzi.
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Our mission this week is to find Nicole
a guy.
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We've got to go to the beach. We've got
to go everywhere.
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Yeah, we've got to go to the gym. Every
day.
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Every day. Every day we've got to go to
the gym. Every day.
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Every day.
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How come they do that?
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Because they think it's adorable.
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You know what I mean?
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You know, I have a checklist too.
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Okay, she has to have at least one boob.
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You know what I mean?
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And she has to be a girl.
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And it can't be my mom.
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I have the same list, but it, like,
includes your mom.
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Shut up.
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20 check marks.
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Here's some gift cards to Taco Yum -O.
They have unlimited funds.
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That means it's all you can eat.
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Forever. At Taco Yum -O, not Burger
World.
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Cool.
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Now we'll score for sure.
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Are you sure about this, sir?
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Those two can eat a lot. Believe me, the
cost is well worth it.
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They're making me sick.
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Fire up the jet.
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I gotta sit down.
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You there.
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All chicks get free tacos.
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Want some nachos?
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It's all on me.
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You know what?
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Nachos sound pretty good.
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Maybe even better than scoring.
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Yeah.
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More food for us.
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Taco Yamo rules.
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Yeah,
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Taco Yamo gets you fatter a lot quicker
than Burger World.
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These guys have to be stopped.
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I need my plane and a stack of gift
cards to Wiener Sheck. You know what I
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I don't even understand what the problem
is with teen obesity.
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This is great.
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Yeah.
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Teen obesity kicks ass.
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