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And that is why, dear sir, I come before
you. My heart aches for your precious
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daughter, Elizabeth.
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What a wuss.
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My heart aches.
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Good, sir.
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May I ask for your daughter's hand?
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Whoa. Uh, did he just, like, ask for her
hand?
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Yeah, I think he wants her to, like,
spank his monkey.
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Many suitors have sought her hand, but
you, sir, did it the proper way.
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And for that, you will get my daughter's
hand.
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Whoa. Whoa, hey, you think they're going
to show it?
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Eh, they'll probably just blur it out.
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Whoa, check it out, Beavis.
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In olden times, that's how dudes got
chicks to use their hands on them.
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And dads are, like, old.
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So all we need to do is, like, find a
chick with a dad and then, like, ask for
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his daughter's hand.
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This is going to be cool.
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Nathan used to spend all his time
partying with his friends.
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But now that I'm pregnant... Nathan used
to spend all his time partying with his
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friends. Now that I'm pregnant... That
means you have to take care of the baby
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with the controller in your hand.
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This chick is a horrible actor.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, really.
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I have nothing better to do.
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That's what you said, like, two minutes
ago.
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Wait a minute.
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I think this is real.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, so I'm... So she's not a
bad actor, then.
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Just a bad person.
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So what's the plan?
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What are you guys going to do?
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Talking work.
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Everybody's mouth is always open.
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Yeah,
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yeah, really.
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I was hoping Nathan would step it up.
But over the next few days, instead of
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looking for a job, Nathan shows to hang
out with his friends and play video
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games. I don't even know where his head
is at anymore.
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See, he's looking for a job.
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Gotta be one out there somewhere.
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I think once he does get a job, I think
everything's gonna be smooth sailing.
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Yeah.
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He used to run wild everywhere with me.
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You're like the wild Steve that don't
ever get caught, but you got caged in.
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This guy looks like he might be stupider
than us.
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I do feel like I'm kind of stuck here.
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What's that on his hat?
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That's his name so he won't get lost.
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Man, this is so stressful.
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He should, like, tie a chain from those
things in his lip to the things in his
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ears and just, like...
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Hold his mouth shut, you know what I'm
saying?
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Yeah.
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Then he would look smart.
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Yeah, I'd hire him, yeah.
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I don't even know anymore.
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So you realize if we were having a baby,
I wouldn't be here, right? This would
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be a better show if they, like, showed
him actually getting pregnant.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, it'd be called, I'm 16 and tonight
I'm gonna get pregnant.
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Yeah, and then they'd show him making
love.
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Uh, I think that new chick, Victoria,
lives here.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's hot.
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She has a dad.
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Dads.
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Uh,
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can I help you? Uh, are you Victoria's
dad?
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Uh, yes.
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Victoria is my daughter. Why do you want
to know?
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Uh.
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So, like, I'm here to, like, ask for
your daughter's hand.
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Yeah, me too.
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You know, we want your blessings.
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Oh, well, fellas, I appreciate that you
have feelings for Victoria. She's a
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wonderful girl, but I think she's a few
years older than you and she has a
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boyfriend, okay?
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That's okay with me, sir.
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I don't care who I have to follow.
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Even Butthead.
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I just want your daughter's hand.
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Look, boys, it is nice to see kids of
your generation trying to do things the
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right way, but if you're planning on
waiting for a chance with my daughter, I
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think you're going to be waiting a long
time.
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But it's nice meeting you boys. Goodbye.
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No problem, dude.
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Some things are worth waiting for.
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How long have we been
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waiting so far?
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I think it's been like a bunch of days.
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Oh, boy.
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Now, I know these tired old eyes ain't
seeing two able -bodied young men just
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lollygagging. Uh, can you, like, shut
up?
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Say what?
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We're, like, waiting for this dude to,
like, let us have his daughter's hand.
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Huh. And I thought your generation had
given up on being proper gentlemen.
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So which one of you is fixing to win the
hand of this little lady?
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Uh, right here.
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Hmm.
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Love triangle, huh?
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Well, I guess you two will have to
tangle since you know she can't give her
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to both of you.
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Yeah, but she's got two of them.
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Jumping Jesus, son. A gal gives her hand
to just one fella.
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Now let me give you boys a little tip.
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No one ever got anywhere just waiting
around.
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When it comes to women, there's nothing
wrong with being a little persistent.
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Uh... Dammit, boys, if you want that
girl's hand, get off your keisters and
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get it. He's right, Beavis. We've waited
long enough.
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Her hand must be rested enough by now.
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Young love.
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I do see dead people.
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I'm Sammy Jo.
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I live in Nashville, Tennessee.
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I am a psychic medium.
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She's a psychic?
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What's that again?
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That's those people who think they can
predict the future.
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Tooth.
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Tooth.
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Watch.
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She's like, I knew you were going to
order chicken wings.
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And I predict that I'm going to eat the
rest of them.
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And I also predict.
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That those curly fries are just going to
get cold.
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I might as well have those now, too.
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Yeah.
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The spirits want you to hand them over.
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And I also predict that you're broke.
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And I'm going to pay for this meal.
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And I predict that you look like a
dumbass.
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Oh, that already happened.
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You predict that we'll make it across
this bridge.
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Whenever I was really, really quiet, I
was praying, like, do I need to get the
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hell away because she is the devil?
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Or is she working for the Lord?
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And what did Jesus say?
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Jesus said she could do better.
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Hi. How are you doing?
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Upset.
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Oh.
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Anything?
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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She said, I thought you'd show your
face, but you didn't come. So that means
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that she predicted he was going to come,
and he didn't.
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She's a lousy psychic.
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Yeah.
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Everything this woman says is a lie.
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I just think that we should end it now
before feelings get deeper.
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Yeah.
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End it now before you pick your pants
away.
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I predict I'm going to be going to toots
alone.
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I need all your chicken wings.
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Good day, sir.
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May I have your daughter's hand now?
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Yeah, me too.
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Okay, look. I didn't want to hurt your
feelings, but it's just not going to
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happen. I was just trying to be polite,
okay? I don't think my daughter would
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date either of you, let alone marry you,
okay? Who said anything about marriage
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or dating?
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Dumbass.
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Yeah, really.
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Give me her hand right now.
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I don't even care which one she uses.
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What are you babbling about?
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Sir, we are proper gentlemen, and we
wish for your daughter to use her hand
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us. We have asked you for her hand in
the manner of proper gentlemen.
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So you have to now.
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That's the rules.
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You want my daughter, my sweet little
angel, to perform... You sick little...
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will kill you!
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Can I have her hand now? Hey, buddy,
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I don't know where you moved here from,
but in this neighborhood, a man keeps
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his hands to himself. You know, why
don't you mind your own damn business?
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I said keep your hands to yourself.
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Whoa.
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Damn it.
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I'm going to teach you to keep your
hands to yourself.
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Keep your hands to yourself.
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Keep your hand to yourself.
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Like all this time, I've tried all these
things. And I've waited and I forgot
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that I have my own hand. Get off my
property now!
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My own hand.
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Uh... Oh, yeah.
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The answer was always with her.
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