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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,230 --> 00:00:22,830 Gee, Wally, Dad said not to, and besides, I don't want him to holler at 2 00:00:24,350 --> 00:00:25,350 Beaver. 3 00:00:25,890 --> 00:00:28,130 Yeah, Beaver kicks ass. 4 00:00:29,210 --> 00:00:32,630 But if I come, that's not really what stuff was like back then. 5 00:00:32,890 --> 00:00:37,270 Yeah, like, if this was real, and it was like the 50s, things would be all 6 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:38,270 different and stuff. 7 00:00:43,050 --> 00:00:44,850 Leave it to Beavis. 8 00:00:45,870 --> 00:00:47,230 Starring Mrs. 9 00:00:47,710 --> 00:00:48,710 Stevenson. 10 00:00:50,330 --> 00:00:51,330 Butthead. 11 00:00:54,010 --> 00:00:55,450 And Beavis. 12 00:00:55,790 --> 00:00:57,170 As the Beavis. 13 00:01:09,550 --> 00:01:10,710 up. The bus is almost here. 14 00:01:11,010 --> 00:01:12,010 Hey, Lumpy. 15 00:01:14,170 --> 00:01:17,370 Hey, Squirt. You ready to go to school? 16 00:01:18,450 --> 00:01:22,250 Gee, Eddie, I don't know. Are you sure you're going to take me to school? 17 00:01:22,970 --> 00:01:25,970 Yeah, I will take you to school. 18 00:01:26,990 --> 00:01:32,010 Uh, Beavis, I don't think you're supposed to take rides from strangers. 19 00:01:33,390 --> 00:01:36,310 I'm not so sure, Eddie. I'm supposed to take the bus. 20 00:01:36,510 --> 00:01:37,870 Come on, man. 21 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:39,920 Don't you want to be cool? 22 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:42,940 I guess so, yeah. 23 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,500 Well, get in then, you little goof. 24 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,220 So, Beaver. 25 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,480 The name's Beaver, sir. 26 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:58,740 Oh, excuse me, Beaver. Look, listen up. 27 00:01:58,980 --> 00:02:02,740 For today's lesson, you're going to buy me a pack of smokes. 28 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:06,640 Gee, Eddie. All I got is some milk money. 29 00:02:07,539 --> 00:02:11,360 Well, Squirt, I guess you won't be drinking milk today. 30 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:20,640 Now, don't you think you should go to work, dear? 31 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:22,100 No. 32 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:31,200 Okay, Squirt, get in there and get me some smokes. 33 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:35,640 Are you sure I should be doing this, Eddie? What did you say? 34 00:02:36,110 --> 00:02:42,870 I said, are you... You better get in there and get me some smokes 35 00:02:42,870 --> 00:02:45,590 before today's lesson turns into ass -kicking 101. 36 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:51,450 Well, hey there, Master Cleaver. 37 00:02:51,850 --> 00:02:53,030 Aren't you supposed to be in school? 38 00:02:53,570 --> 00:02:54,890 Well, I guess so. 39 00:02:55,450 --> 00:02:58,590 But all I know is I'm supposed to come in here and buy some cigarettes. 40 00:02:58,850 --> 00:03:01,110 Hey, you wouldn't be buying these for Eddie now, would you? 41 00:03:01,630 --> 00:03:02,730 Gee, how'd you know? 42 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,400 You're the third kid he's brought in this week. 43 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:13,780 Tell Eddie it's against the law for me to sell cigarettes to a boy your age. 44 00:03:13,780 --> 00:03:15,920 then tell him that cigarettes cause cancer. 45 00:03:16,340 --> 00:03:19,620 Yeah, but if I tell him that, he might get all sore and stuff. 46 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:21,720 And then he's liable to beat me up. 47 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:25,680 Well, if he tries that, you tell him that's against the law, too. 48 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:34,160 I don't see my smoke in your hand. 49 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:36,680 He said it's against the law to sell them to me. 50 00:03:36,980 --> 00:03:39,160 Besides, cigarettes cause cancer. 51 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,220 Oh, is that a fact? 52 00:03:41,540 --> 00:03:45,280 Well, I guess you just graduated to my next class. 53 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:48,100 Human punching bag class. 54 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:56,800 Can you get the door, dear? 55 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,300 I'm baking cookies. 56 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,100 Uh, okay. 57 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,040 Uh, come in. 58 00:04:06,090 --> 00:04:07,730 Good afternoon, Mr. 59 00:04:08,010 --> 00:04:13,990 Cleaver. Whoa, what happened, uh, son? 60 00:04:14,590 --> 00:04:19,350 It seems that little beaver here ran afoul of some asphalt. 61 00:04:21,310 --> 00:04:22,310 Asphalt. 62 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:24,610 Who's at the door, dear? 63 00:04:24,910 --> 00:04:27,070 Uh, our dumbass son. 64 00:04:27,630 --> 00:04:30,770 Now, Ward, aren't you being a little hard on the beavis? 65 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:33,230 Hard. 66 00:04:35,310 --> 00:04:36,310 Come on. 67 00:04:37,230 --> 00:04:39,230 Oh, dear God, what happened? 68 00:04:39,630 --> 00:04:44,150 You know, I think I saved your boy from certain death, Mrs. Cleaver. 69 00:04:44,950 --> 00:04:47,410 Oh, however, can I thank you, Eddie? 70 00:04:48,990 --> 00:04:54,810 Mmm, you smell great, Mrs. Cleaver. Oh, I was just baking some cookies. 71 00:04:55,310 --> 00:04:57,050 Perhaps I could taste them. 72 00:04:57,290 --> 00:04:58,810 Your cookies, that is. 73 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,340 Why, sure, Eddie. Why don't you come with me in the kitchen? 74 00:05:04,340 --> 00:05:05,980 Have a seat, squirt. 75 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:15,320 Eddie is... They sure are some great -looking cookies, Mrs. Cleaver. 76 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:18,440 Well, 77 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,640 Beavis, I sure hope you learned a valuable lesson today. 78 00:05:43,690 --> 00:05:45,630 Whoa. This looks like it might rock. 79 00:05:46,330 --> 00:05:47,330 Yeah, maybe. 80 00:05:48,310 --> 00:05:53,030 Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Maybe it's all right, you know. I guess it sounds 81 00:05:53,030 --> 00:05:54,030 kind of cool. 82 00:05:54,950 --> 00:05:57,510 You know what might make it different? 83 00:05:57,930 --> 00:06:01,410 It's like, you know, if you were really divvy when you're watching it. 84 00:06:02,340 --> 00:06:04,940 Yeah, yeah. You're all, like, dizzy in the head and you're watching this? 85 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:06,520 Yeah. 86 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:09,160 Want me to strike you? 87 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:12,320 No, I know how to make myself dizzy. Check it out. 88 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,100 I learned this one time. Check this out. 89 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:14,860 I 90 00:06:14,860 --> 00:06:24,500 think 91 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:27,420 that the problem with this video is that it's highly derivative of many popular 92 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:28,620 bands within the genre. 93 00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:32,160 Although when viewed on its own merits, it does have a decent groove. However, 94 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:36,080 what it has in groove, it lacks in originality. One can't help but be 95 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:39,560 of such bands as Pearl Jam, White Zombie, Suicidal Tendencies, and other 96 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:43,020 that bear the mantle of so -called alternative rock. One is even reminded 97 00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:44,280 Laurie Anderson when she wore a curler. 98 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:49,260 This video speaks less to the heart and more to the sphincter. In clothing, I 99 00:06:49,260 --> 00:06:54,060 think Korn would do well to learn more from... Ow! 100 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:57,620 Whoa! Hey, what happened? 101 00:06:58,220 --> 00:07:01,440 You got all dizzy and then you started talking like a dumbass. 102 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:03,220 Whoa, really? 103 00:07:04,020 --> 00:07:05,020 Wow. 104 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:06,760 Yeah. 105 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,180 But then you did say sphincter. 106 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:10,840 Oh, yeah. 107 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:13,180 It's pronounced sphincter. 108 00:07:13,230 --> 00:07:17,780 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 8272

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