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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,860 --> 00:00:09,560 Well, boys, deciding what career to choose is practically a job in itself. 2 00:00:09,860 --> 00:00:13,080 And it's my job to try and help you make the right choice. 3 00:00:13,420 --> 00:00:15,580 We all need a little guidance now and again. 4 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:17,640 Some more than others. 5 00:00:18,340 --> 00:00:22,180 Can either of you guys think of a few things that interest you? Things you'd 6 00:00:22,180 --> 00:00:23,180 like to do. 7 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:26,440 Uh, I'd like to do chicks. 8 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:27,880 Yeah, me too. 9 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:32,700 Right, but chicks is only one thing. No way. Chicks have two things. 10 00:00:33,110 --> 00:00:36,430 You know... Okay. 11 00:00:37,090 --> 00:00:40,510 How about something else? Perhaps something you do after school. 12 00:00:41,130 --> 00:00:42,130 Hmm. 13 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:46,070 Uh... Well, I guess I like to watch videos. 14 00:00:46,390 --> 00:00:50,050 Well, you see, right there. Have you ever thought about working in a video 15 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,990 store? Or even owning one? 16 00:00:52,650 --> 00:00:53,850 Uh... No. 17 00:00:55,330 --> 00:00:56,330 Hmm. 18 00:01:05,830 --> 00:01:06,830 Yeah. 19 00:01:09,730 --> 00:01:12,390 Well, I guess we found at least one good career possibility. 20 00:01:12,810 --> 00:01:18,230 Now, Beavis, I see here that you are currently employed at Burger World. 21 00:01:18,230 --> 00:01:19,230 great. 22 00:01:19,350 --> 00:01:21,650 So which of your duties there do you like the most? 23 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:25,950 Beaver likes all his duties. 24 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:33,100 Well, great, Beavis. But what type of duty do you enjoy more than any other? 25 00:01:34,620 --> 00:01:35,960 Let's see. That's a tough one. 26 00:01:36,820 --> 00:01:37,820 Well, no. 27 00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:41,360 Well, I mean, the ones that, you know, take a long time, you know, are kind 28 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:44,600 of... Nice. So you really like to get involved. 29 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:46,020 Oh, yeah. 30 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,300 Get your hands dirty. 31 00:01:47,780 --> 00:01:48,860 Well, yeah, sometimes. 32 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,500 Something you can really think your teeth into. 33 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:54,500 Wait a minute. Whoa. 34 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,000 You're disgusting. 35 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:58,880 Yeah, yeah, really. Come on. 36 00:01:59,700 --> 00:02:00,700 That's enough. 37 00:02:00,860 --> 00:02:05,400 Well, what about construction? Can you picture yourself working in 38 00:02:05,660 --> 00:02:06,660 operating machinery? 39 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,160 Oh, okay. 40 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:10,280 Let's see. 41 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:25,130 Beavis, you bastard! 42 00:02:25,450 --> 00:02:29,070 What the hell are you doing? Get out of the way, you jigger! I'm trying to work! 43 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:30,350 No! 44 00:02:30,630 --> 00:02:31,630 Oh, 45 00:02:32,010 --> 00:02:34,850 no! Uh, Beavis. 46 00:02:35,230 --> 00:02:36,270 Beavis. What? 47 00:02:36,510 --> 00:02:40,610 I think we should come up with some other ideas for you. Yeah. 48 00:02:41,650 --> 00:02:44,830 So, Butthead, did you think of any more job possibilities? 49 00:02:45,350 --> 00:02:46,390 Uh, no. 50 00:02:47,010 --> 00:02:49,710 Well, how about a job in retail or sales? 51 00:02:50,310 --> 00:02:53,070 Uh, you mean like those guys on TV? 52 00:02:53,550 --> 00:02:54,550 Uh, yeah, sure. 53 00:02:54,830 --> 00:02:56,430 You could sell things on TV. 54 00:03:01,650 --> 00:03:02,890 Hello, I'm Butthead. 55 00:03:03,190 --> 00:03:06,590 For years and years, I found myself unable to score. 56 00:03:07,030 --> 00:03:10,550 But then one day, a friend introduced me to a product that changed my life 57 00:03:10,550 --> 00:03:11,549 forever. 58 00:03:11,550 --> 00:03:12,550 It's beer. 59 00:03:13,930 --> 00:03:14,930 Got any? 60 00:03:17,710 --> 00:03:21,210 Butthead, do you think you'd like a career in sales? Yeah. 61 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,040 Bear and check the roll. 62 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:27,800 Yes, Beavis. 63 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:29,760 I just have a question. 64 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:34,520 Can I earn some money in the comfort of my own home while I watch TV? 65 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:36,160 Uh, no. 66 00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:38,420 Damn it. 67 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:41,020 Beavis, have you ever thought about the military? 68 00:03:41,780 --> 00:03:44,220 Actually, I've thought about it a lot. 69 00:03:47,820 --> 00:03:48,920 Okay, man, listen up. 70 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,220 The way I see it, we strike at dawn. 71 00:03:51,630 --> 00:03:54,470 Because, um, you know, they'll still be in bed with morning wood. 72 00:03:55,690 --> 00:03:56,950 And I want full air support. 73 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:58,570 I want you guys to shoot people. 74 00:03:58,770 --> 00:04:02,410 And I want tanks and some fire throwers. And I want explosions over here. And I 75 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:05,230 want planes going... That's gonna be cool. 76 00:04:06,590 --> 00:04:07,830 Beavis! Beavis! 77 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:10,450 The military. 78 00:04:10,670 --> 00:04:11,670 Yeah, that would be cool. 79 00:04:12,290 --> 00:04:15,310 No, I don't think the military's ready for you. 80 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:19,500 Besides, it takes a lot of hard work and discipline. Not to mention that you 81 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:21,180 have to get up at 5 a .m. every day. 82 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:24,220 Oh. Oh, man, never mind. 83 00:04:24,820 --> 00:04:26,760 Excuse me, dick. 84 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:29,840 Careers suck. 85 00:04:30,140 --> 00:04:32,200 They all make you work and stuff. 86 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:33,700 Yes, they do. 87 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:38,540 Look, guys, I'm just trying to tell you the reality of the situation. Let's get 88 00:04:38,540 --> 00:04:42,140 out of here, Beavis, before we turn into a dork like this guy. Yeah, really. 89 00:04:42,980 --> 00:04:44,480 Butthole. Wait, I... 90 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:49,140 Oh, what's the use? Yeah, what's the use of working if you're just gonna end up 91 00:04:49,140 --> 00:04:50,139 like that dude? 92 00:04:50,140 --> 00:04:51,140 Yeah, really. 93 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:55,120 Hey, Beavis, we should quit our jobs at Burger World. 94 00:04:55,340 --> 00:04:57,220 Yeah, that's a good idea. 95 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:02,080 Oh. 96 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:14,030 But it isn't normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch. 97 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:17,550 Whoa. 98 00:05:20,890 --> 00:05:22,310 Is this video over? 99 00:05:23,730 --> 00:05:25,430 Yeah. Yeah, it's over. 100 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:29,710 Well, that was pretty cool. I mean, it sucked, but at least it was short. 101 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:31,990 They should make them all this short. 102 00:05:32,670 --> 00:05:33,670 Yeah, really. 103 00:05:33,970 --> 00:05:35,990 Then you wouldn't have to listen to them as much. 104 00:05:36,350 --> 00:05:37,350 What else is on? 105 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:43,280 Okay, we've got chick. 106 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:44,780 We've got computer stuff. 107 00:05:45,260 --> 00:05:48,300 I think this is going to be some kind of chick in the future video. 108 00:05:48,580 --> 00:05:51,340 Yeah, as long as they're in my future, that's cool. 109 00:05:51,660 --> 00:05:54,980 I see a hand in your future, Beavis. 110 00:05:55,420 --> 00:05:56,800 Your hand. 111 00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:05,420 Oh, it's him! It's him! It's the Rickalot! Oh, yeah. 112 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:07,700 Cool. 113 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:10,600 You hardly ever see this dude on TV. 114 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:11,880 I'm just gonna listen. 115 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:13,479 Yeah, really. 116 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:15,540 He might talk about butts again. 117 00:06:18,180 --> 00:06:19,360 This guy rules. 118 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:20,760 Yeah. 119 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,740 See? See? He said he still likes butts, see? Yeah. 120 00:06:33,270 --> 00:06:36,790 Whoa. It's like, he's got all these chicks around him who would probably do 121 00:06:36,790 --> 00:06:39,850 with him. And all he talks about is how he's going to ride one of those bikes. 122 00:06:41,090 --> 00:06:43,010 I don't know, buddy. Those bikes look pretty cool. 123 00:06:44,910 --> 00:06:49,170 Yeah, you can go ride one of those bikes and I'll be scoring. Damn, that would 124 00:06:49,170 --> 00:06:51,490 be cool. I mean... No. 125 00:06:52,330 --> 00:06:56,650 Dumbass. You know, 126 00:06:57,910 --> 00:07:01,260 like, sometimes when I think about my dad, it's like... I always imagine that 127 00:07:01,260 --> 00:07:02,300 he's Sir Mix -a -Lot. 128 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:07,440 What you wish, Beaver. Your dad was probably that roadie for the Marshall 129 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:08,640 band. No way, butthead. 130 00:07:09,460 --> 00:07:11,100 That guy could have been your dad, too, you know. 131 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:13,820 Uh, oh yeah. 132 00:07:15,940 --> 00:07:17,340 Get him on camera. 133 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:20,680 I'm on ya. I'm on ya. 134 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:28,720 Get it 135 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:32,980 on camera. 136 00:07:33,030 --> 00:07:37,580 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 10005

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