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uh
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What happened to your hand?
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He was playing with the meat.
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What? Damn it, Beavis. There's nothing
wrong with you.
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Huh?
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I'll be damned.
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Be careful in the kitchen. Burger World
cannot afford to pay out any more
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workers' compensation.
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Uh, workers' constipation?
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Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at
work. When I can't take a poop.
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No, you idiot.
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Workers' compensation.
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If you get hurt at work, the government
makes me send you home and pay you money
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for not working.
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So stay out of trouble.
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Whoa. Did you hear that, Beavis?
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If you, like, get hurt at work, we can
go home and still get paid.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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He should have told us that a long time
ago.
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Yeah.
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Ah! Now, what the hell are you doing,
fart knocker?
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Uh, I'm, like, hurting you so we can get
some money.
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Okay, but just don't touch my nap.
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Uh, this is, like, gonna hurt you more
than it hurts me.
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Damn it, this is taking too long.
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Maybe you should try kicking me.
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Uh, okay.
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I kicked your ass.
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So where's the money?
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Uh, I think we need to, like, show that
manager dude that you can't work or
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something.
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Yeah, yeah. Okay.
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Hello. I've been standing here for 15
minutes.
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Damn. Can I help you or something?
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Uh, yeah.
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Give me some chicken fingers and some
small fries and... Hey, hey!
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I'm not going to keep waiting.
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Damn it, I can still work.
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Okay.
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Hold still.
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I'm going to finish the job.
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No. No.
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Hey, what the hell is going on here?
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We're like trying to get some of that
worker's constipation.
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You don't get worker's comp for
fighting. It has to be an accident.
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You mean we need to, like, poop in our
pants?
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No, you moron. You have to be injured by
something on the job. Now clean
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yourself up and get back to work.
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Uh, why didn't that fart knocker tell us
that before?
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Yeah, really.
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He keeps leaving stuff out.
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Just doing some work here.
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Come on, Beaver. Stick it in there.
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Hey, Beavis, put your head out the
window till the car will hit you.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey,
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how's it going?
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Dumbass.
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What the hell is going on?
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for that worker's constipation and this
bunghole store idea.
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Can you show us how you did that?
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Hey,
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that's that dude
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from Nirvana.
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Um, hey, um, Butthead, I don't think
that dude's with us anymore.
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You shouldn't play with him.
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I'm talking about the drummer, dumbass.
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I've never seen that drummer before in
my life.
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That's not him.
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No butt munch.
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I'm talking about the drummer from
Nirvana is playing guitar here.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah, you're right.
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You know, I mean, these are kind of, you
know, like nice colors, you know?
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They're all orangey and kind of pretty
and stuff.
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Hey.
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Uh, Viva?
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Do you, like, swing on that side now?
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Um, hey, do I swing? No, I haven't been
to the swing since I was, like, eight
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years old.
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Um, hey, I don't even think we have a
swing set anymore.
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What are you talking about?
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Eh, never mind, Beavis.
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Dumbass.
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Why are all these dudes dressed up in
white?
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I think it's like they all drive ice
cream trucks.
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Yeah, that would be cool.
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You know, like if instead of that dorky
music the ice cream truck plays, if they
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played this.
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Yeah, and then they take the ice cream
and just throw it at you and scream.
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Yeah. Maybe it's like drive an ice cream
truck across your lawn and just tear
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ass. Be like, I don't owe you anything.
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That would rule.
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