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Todd's cool.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Todd's cool.
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Hey, what are you two girls looking at?
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Hey, but he noticed us.
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Yeah.
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Just at least try to act cool, Beaver.
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I hope they have a hospital in your
kindergarten, man. Because if you don't
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looking at me, that's where you're going
to end up.
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Well, he did it again, but he's talking
to us.
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Of course.
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All right, that's it. I warned you.
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Hey, how's it going?
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Well,
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I'd love to stay and kick your asses
some more, but my shifting hand is
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to hurt.
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She sure is cool.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Hey, Beavis.
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Let's follow him and find out how come
he's cool.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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And then we can become cool too.
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Yeah.
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Whoa, hey. Hey, that's it.
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That's his car.
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Oh, yeah.
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This is cool.
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Yeah, yeah.
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This is gonna be cool.
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Whoa.
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God.
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Whoa.
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Hey.
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Hey, how's it going?
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We're like your friends.
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We're like in your gang and stuff, you
know.
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Like, you know, we hang out and stuff
like that, you know. It's pretty cool.
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Whatever.
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This rules.
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Beva, this is the coolest thing that has
ever happened.
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Well, uh, Todd.
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Since we're like friends.
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This is cool.
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Can you tell us how to, like, you know,
get chicks to do it?
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Yeah, that's a good question. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. Come on, tell us.
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Roosting, man.
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You gotta... Take your bike and have it.
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Grab it and... Grab it and then... All
right.
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And then you got her, man.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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See? See, that's what I've been telling
you about it.
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It's like, you gotta take her bike.
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and then drive her real slow, you know
what I'm saying?
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Beavis, you dumbass, that's not what he
said.
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So, I mean, so, Todd, where are you
supposed to take her bike?
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What? Dammit, Beavis, shut up.
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So, uh, Todd, like, what's your secret
for buying beer?
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Yeah, yeah, beer's cool, too, yeah.
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You can tell us. You're among friends
now.
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Oh, man, it's easy, man.
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You go to this place, and you gotta, um,
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Give him, like, tiger nachos, and then,
woo, oh, you're out of luck, man, and
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oh,
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oh, and then all that.
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Really?
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So all you gotta do is, like, go give
him some tiger nachos?
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I would have been buying beer every day
if I knew that.
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Dammit, Beavis, shut the hell up. What
the hell kind of... Stupid, wuss,
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dumbass, wuss crap are you talking
about? Who the hell is saying
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I think you should listen more closely
to what Todd said.
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Like, um, that's what he said.
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Yeah, so, um, well, Todd, how can we get
cool like you?
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It's just guys.
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It's like, it's Bergen and Finger and...
Beavis.
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Yeah? Damn it, Beavis, don't make me
kick your ass. All right, that's it.
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Hey, cut it out!
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What the...
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What the
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hell are you little turds doing here?
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We're like your best friends.
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Yeah, that's what you said.
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What the... Man, I... Kick your asses if
I didn't have such a headache.
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Look, if I ever catch you too near me
again, you're dead.
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And if I find out you told anyone I
talked to you, you're twice as dead.
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Damn.
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How does somebody get to be so cool?
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Todd.
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Proud to present Kenosha, Wisconsin.
This is like some show, right?
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Of course it is, Buck Munch.
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It's on TV.
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Oh, yeah.
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No, but I don't think this is a video.
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They don't play many videos anymore.
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It's all like shows and like people
snowboarding and stuff.
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I think this is happy days.
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Yeah.
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Crappy days.
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He's funny about that.
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Happy Dave.
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He called it crappy Dave.
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One,
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two, three, four.
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Yeah.
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We're going to do it.
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We'll take it.
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We'll break it.
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We're not going to make it. All we need
is just a little patience.
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Yeah.
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I like the show better when that other
dude on the restaurant, that dude from
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Karate Kid.
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Oh, yeah.
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He's got no fun. His answer comes from
inside you. Always right.
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Yeah.
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That dude could kick Fonzie's ass.
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Fonzie doesn't even know karate.
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These dudes were always, like, calling
each other nerds and stuff.
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Yeah, I wonder why.
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I think it was like...
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Back in the old days, before they
invented words like mad and butt munch
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dumbass. Yeah, yeah.
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Things are a lot better now.
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Yeah.
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Butt munch. Yeah.
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You know what else they're always
saying?
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They're always saying, like, sit on it.
Sit on what?
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You have a pretty cool show.
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