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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,220 --> 00:00:07,800 What I'm trying to get out of all of you is to live your lives with passion. 2 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:12,600 Go out and seize the power. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Seize the power. Yeah, yeah. 3 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:14,840 Hey, Beva. 4 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:16,219 He's my wiener. 5 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:21,580 Now, we all have things we want, but we just never get. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You 6 00:00:21,580 --> 00:00:24,740 see, butthead, I told you. See, this guy's making sense. It's like, see, I 7 00:00:24,740 --> 00:00:27,300 a score, and I want money, but I never get it. 8 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Damn it. 9 00:00:29,740 --> 00:00:31,800 I'm going to tell you how to get those things. 10 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:34,020 Come see me at Book World tonight. Whoa. 11 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:35,280 Yeah, yeah, cool. 12 00:00:35,420 --> 00:00:37,080 We gotta go to this, butthead. I'm serious. 13 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,300 Beavis, you dumbass. 14 00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:43,400 That guy's just... Stop, butthead! I am gonna go. And I'm gonna score. 15 00:00:43,660 --> 00:00:45,160 I'm sick of never getting any. 16 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:47,880 And there's nothing you can say to stop me. 17 00:00:48,140 --> 00:00:49,140 So there. 18 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:50,560 Okay, 19 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:53,280 Beavis. 20 00:00:58,120 --> 00:00:59,120 Dumbass. 21 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:02,520 Thank you. 22 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:06,480 I get tired of not scoring. 23 00:01:06,980 --> 00:01:08,980 I don't take them so long. Come on. 24 00:01:10,380 --> 00:01:11,440 Thank you. 25 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,620 And hey, thank yourself. 26 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:19,200 Hi, young man. How are you this evening? I want to get chicks, and I want to 27 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,220 score. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. 28 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:22,540 What's your name? 29 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:24,600 I'm Beavis. 30 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:26,480 Okay, Beavis. 31 00:01:26,970 --> 00:01:30,950 I can tell you're a young man with a lot of potential, but you need more 32 00:01:30,950 --> 00:01:35,430 confidence. Remember, the miracle that is Beavis. 33 00:01:35,810 --> 00:01:40,090 Now, I want you to tell me your name again, but with more confidence. Go 34 00:01:40,270 --> 00:01:41,270 Don't be afraid. 35 00:01:41,750 --> 00:01:43,370 Okay, check this out. 36 00:01:43,650 --> 00:01:44,650 I'm... 37 00:01:46,030 --> 00:01:47,030 I'm Beavis. 38 00:01:47,230 --> 00:01:49,210 All right, that's what I like to hear. 39 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:52,930 You've just taken your first step at getting what you want, confidence. 40 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:56,470 Now, you've got to decide what you want to achieve. 41 00:01:56,910 --> 00:02:00,930 Remember, it's in our moments of decision that our destiny is shaped. 42 00:02:01,690 --> 00:02:05,290 I want, like, chicks and stuff. 43 00:02:05,930 --> 00:02:06,930 Okay. 44 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:08,830 And what do you want to do with them? 45 00:02:09,270 --> 00:02:11,450 I want to touch their butts. 46 00:02:12,190 --> 00:02:13,650 And maybe their boobs, too. 47 00:02:14,110 --> 00:02:15,110 That would rule. 48 00:02:15,909 --> 00:02:16,909 I see. 49 00:02:17,790 --> 00:02:21,910 Well, once you become a more assertive person, Beavis, you can have anything 50 00:02:21,910 --> 00:02:23,870 want. The world is yours. 51 00:02:24,330 --> 00:02:26,110 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what about Chick's butt? 52 00:02:26,930 --> 00:02:28,990 Uh, yeah, sure. 53 00:02:29,510 --> 00:02:31,330 Here, take this copy of my book. 54 00:02:31,790 --> 00:02:35,070 I'm giving it to you because I think you're a good investment. 55 00:02:35,410 --> 00:02:36,570 Yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks. 56 00:02:37,030 --> 00:02:38,310 No problem. 57 00:02:38,570 --> 00:02:39,950 Now, just get out of here. 58 00:02:41,050 --> 00:02:42,090 Save the power. 59 00:02:44,650 --> 00:02:49,030 Does anybody remember anything about the side angle side theorem? 60 00:02:50,290 --> 00:02:51,610 I didn't think so. 61 00:02:54,810 --> 00:03:00,810 It's important to take a moment to dream about what you really want from life. 62 00:03:04,770 --> 00:03:08,230 Beavis! Dammit, you will listen when I'm talking. 63 00:03:08,490 --> 00:03:09,269 No way. 64 00:03:09,270 --> 00:03:11,990 I'm sick of school. And I'm sick of you. What? 65 00:03:12,350 --> 00:03:14,170 You get the hell out of here! 66 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:15,800 I'll see you in detention. 67 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:17,520 Okay, cool. 68 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,640 I'm gonna go get some chicks and some nachos. 69 00:03:25,860 --> 00:03:26,860 Hey, 70 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:28,400 get out of the way. 71 00:03:28,940 --> 00:03:30,860 Beavis, why aren't you in class? 72 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:33,020 You stay the hell out of this, McFaker. 73 00:03:33,660 --> 00:03:35,540 I'm sick of you always telling me what to do. 74 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,120 What? 75 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,400 But I'm the principal. 76 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,720 I'm supposed to tell you what to do. 77 00:03:40,940 --> 00:03:43,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You need to stop blaming others for your, um... 78 00:03:44,330 --> 00:03:49,330 for your denials and, um, you're supposed to decide what you'd be or 79 00:03:50,610 --> 00:03:51,610 McDicker. 80 00:03:52,110 --> 00:03:58,830 Take strong actions 81 00:03:58,830 --> 00:04:02,810 toward your goals and never forget what your goals are. 82 00:04:06,310 --> 00:04:08,610 Um, I'm Beavis, dammit. 83 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:11,810 My goal is to get some nachos. Right now. 84 00:04:12,370 --> 00:04:15,370 I don't care who in the hell you are. Nachos are two bucks. 85 00:04:15,610 --> 00:04:17,029 Oh, yeah? Is that a fact? 86 00:04:17,730 --> 00:04:20,029 Well, I'm Beavis, and I'm a miracle or something. 87 00:04:20,769 --> 00:04:24,210 And I'm sick of all you people getting in the way of my natural power. 88 00:04:25,110 --> 00:04:26,110 Bottle. 89 00:04:30,490 --> 00:04:31,490 Natural. 90 00:04:33,270 --> 00:04:35,090 I am the miracle. That is Beavis. 91 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:37,610 Pretty cool. 92 00:04:39,790 --> 00:04:44,090 And you too can learn the secret of unleashing your true power, thus 93 00:04:44,090 --> 00:04:46,410 establishing your own powerful identity. 94 00:04:47,710 --> 00:04:53,130 It was like, um, after I talked to him, I really felt like I was, um, you know, 95 00:04:53,150 --> 00:04:54,910 like in charge of my life and stuff. 96 00:04:55,350 --> 00:04:56,350 Of course. 97 00:04:56,770 --> 00:04:57,770 Ow! 98 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:01,510 Zeebus, you were acting like a dumbass, and all you did was miss some good TV. 99 00:05:01,930 --> 00:05:02,930 Really? 100 00:05:03,710 --> 00:05:06,910 Well, maybe you're right, but still, you know, um... 101 00:05:07,370 --> 00:05:10,870 That dude had some pretty good ideas, you know, about how you can, like, be 102 00:05:10,870 --> 00:05:14,790 own, um, your own self and, like, um... No! Oh, God! 103 00:05:15,490 --> 00:05:20,110 Davis, shut up and stop talking like a damn wuss. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry. 104 00:05:21,790 --> 00:05:22,790 Whoa, hey, check it out! 105 00:05:23,370 --> 00:05:24,890 There's something bare -ass on TV! 106 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,850 Ah, yeah, is this PBS? 107 00:05:41,420 --> 00:05:43,240 That guy's touching his wiener. 108 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:46,400 Yeah. I'm gonna touch my wiener. 109 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:53,300 If you're, like, famous, you can touch your wiener and nobody cares. 110 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:02,600 Isn't that dude on 9 -2 -0 -1 -0? 111 00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:03,900 Yeah. 112 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:05,540 That show sucks. 113 00:06:06,060 --> 00:06:09,300 Yeah. Those chicks are stuck up. Yeah. 114 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Stuck up my butt. 115 00:06:13,980 --> 00:06:16,820 You think he knows that everybody hates him? Yeah. 116 00:06:18,020 --> 00:06:19,240 What a wuss. 117 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:24,440 This video would be cool if they had, like, chicks and tight pants everywhere. 118 00:06:24,820 --> 00:06:27,780 Yeah. And lots of fire and explosions. Yeah. 119 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:29,680 And car accidents. 120 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:33,600 Then it would be cool. This video is stupid. 121 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,360 Change it. 122 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,500 Hey, Beavis, you get the one in the middle. 123 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,200 Shut up, Pickerwood. 124 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:54,580 Keep your... Hello? 125 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,260 Weight Watchers? May I help you? 126 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:01,800 I'm pretty cool, huh, Beavis? Yeah. 127 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:08,720 These are rich chicks. 128 00:07:09,310 --> 00:07:11,170 Yeah, you can tell. 129 00:07:13,330 --> 00:07:17,330 Their parents were in the Beatles. 130 00:07:17,610 --> 00:07:18,610 Yeah. 131 00:07:23,690 --> 00:07:26,210 These chicks sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks. 132 00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:29,430 Yeah, I like Theodore. 133 00:07:29,890 --> 00:07:30,890 He's cool. 134 00:07:31,890 --> 00:07:33,090 Which one's Theodore? 135 00:07:33,390 --> 00:07:34,390 He's the fat one. 136 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:38,260 I bet the fat one has a big butt. 137 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:44,940 I like big butts and I will not lie. You other brothers can't deny. 138 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:47,820 That was cool. 139 00:07:47,870 --> 00:07:52,420 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 10234

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