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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,910 --> 00:00:06,070 So call now. 2 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:08,950 I'm so lonely. 3 00:00:09,650 --> 00:00:10,650 Cool. 4 00:00:11,550 --> 00:00:15,530 Does it count if you, um, you know, do it over the phone? 5 00:00:16,110 --> 00:00:17,510 Uh, yeah. 6 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,450 Tired of being less than a man? 7 00:00:21,690 --> 00:00:25,470 The Leibowitz Impotence Clinic may have the answer to your problem. 8 00:00:25,870 --> 00:00:27,290 So go ahead and call. 9 00:00:27,890 --> 00:00:30,930 Leibowitz. We make it hard the easy way. 10 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:33,950 Impotence. 11 00:00:35,230 --> 00:00:38,070 Hey, put it. What is impotence? 12 00:00:38,790 --> 00:00:41,850 I think he means, like, when you can't score. 13 00:00:42,650 --> 00:00:43,650 Whoa, really? 14 00:00:44,430 --> 00:00:46,810 I think I have that. 15 00:00:47,930 --> 00:00:49,510 Oh, yeah. 16 00:00:50,690 --> 00:00:52,830 Maybe that place can help us score. 17 00:00:53,790 --> 00:00:54,790 Yeah, yeah. 18 00:00:55,370 --> 00:00:56,630 Yeah, we need some help. 19 00:00:57,070 --> 00:00:57,949 Help me. 20 00:00:57,950 --> 00:00:59,150 I have impotence. 21 00:01:04,460 --> 00:01:10,000 Hello, uh, beef and, uh, butter head. 22 00:01:10,460 --> 00:01:12,460 I'm, uh, Dr. Leibowitz. 23 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:17,560 My nurse tells me that you two are having difficulty having sex. 24 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:19,500 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 25 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:25,460 Can you set us up? Well, frankly, most of the men I see are in their 40s and 26 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:28,700 50s. Your aunt said you could help us score, butthole. 27 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:33,140 At least give us some phone numbers. Now calm down. 28 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,600 I understand how upsetting this must be for you. 29 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:40,000 Let's try to see exactly what the problem is. 30 00:01:40,260 --> 00:01:45,060 Now, I'm going to run some tests to gauge your ability to become aroused. 31 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:48,720 Now, I'm going to show you some photographs. 32 00:01:48,980 --> 00:01:52,560 When you begin to feel aroused, just raise your hand. 33 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:59,060 Now... Are these pictures of the chicks we're going to get to score with? 34 00:02:00,789 --> 00:02:05,770 Yes. Well, if you find that helps, I think that would be an excellent way to 35 00:02:05,770 --> 00:02:06,850 think of them. Cool. 36 00:02:08,130 --> 00:02:09,130 Bring them on. 37 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:11,030 Yeah, yeah. 38 00:02:11,730 --> 00:02:14,470 Which lucky girls will be fit to join my harem? 39 00:02:16,490 --> 00:02:17,490 Okay. 40 00:02:18,830 --> 00:02:20,070 Here's the first image. 41 00:02:21,290 --> 00:02:23,370 Yes. I'll take her. 42 00:02:23,630 --> 00:02:26,130 Yeah, yeah, me too. I saw her first, dill hole. 43 00:02:27,390 --> 00:02:28,390 Hmm. 44 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:30,360 Let's go on. 45 00:02:30,620 --> 00:02:31,620 Whoa. 46 00:02:35,340 --> 00:02:36,340 Interesting. 47 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:42,260 Beavis, why didn't you raise your hand this time? Didn't you find the image 48 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:43,260 exciting? 49 00:02:46,380 --> 00:02:48,160 Beavis's hands are busy, sir. 50 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:55,040 Impotent yet easily aroused. This is a very intriguing case. 51 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,280 I'm going to need to run some more tests. 52 00:03:02,329 --> 00:03:03,370 Okay, gentlemen. 53 00:03:03,810 --> 00:03:05,930 I'm going to show you some more pictures. 54 00:03:06,230 --> 00:03:09,910 These machines will measure your precise level of arousal. 55 00:03:12,170 --> 00:03:13,170 Whoa. 56 00:03:14,470 --> 00:03:15,470 Okay. 57 00:03:23,950 --> 00:03:28,010 I'm just going to wait until you calm down a little before I show you the next 58 00:03:28,010 --> 00:03:29,010 picture. 59 00:03:34,650 --> 00:03:38,030 You know, I'm not going to even bother with the next picture. 60 00:03:38,270 --> 00:03:41,650 No way. Hey, hey, wait. Hey, wait. No, no. I want to see it. Come on. Come on. 61 00:03:41,670 --> 00:03:42,609 Hey, hey, hey. 62 00:03:42,610 --> 00:03:43,610 Damn it. 63 00:03:43,710 --> 00:03:46,750 Beavis, you dumbass. Forget the pictures. Pretty soon we're going to 64 00:03:46,750 --> 00:03:47,750 a real chick. 65 00:03:47,970 --> 00:03:48,970 Oh, yeah, yeah. 66 00:03:49,910 --> 00:03:50,910 Okay. 67 00:03:51,410 --> 00:03:55,940 Look. So far, you've scored off the charts on every arousal test I've given 68 00:03:56,020 --> 00:03:59,100 and frankly, I'm stumped as to the nature of your impotence. 69 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:03,860 I think the next step is to give you full physicals. Uh, what? 70 00:04:04,980 --> 00:04:07,780 Just wait here. I'm going to send the nurse in. 71 00:04:08,380 --> 00:04:09,380 See? 72 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:12,100 I told you, Beavis, we're going to score with her. 73 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:13,560 Yeah, you're right. 74 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:15,260 It's really going to happen. 75 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:17,700 Okay. 76 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,740 Why don't you both just go ahead and strip down to your underwear? 77 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,060 Come to Butthead. 78 00:04:23,620 --> 00:04:25,580 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come to Beavis, too. 79 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:26,920 Right now. 80 00:04:27,980 --> 00:04:31,620 Doctor! I am not going to touch them. You deal with them. 81 00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:35,040 Beavis, you butt munch. You scared off my chick. No way, Butthead. 82 00:04:35,460 --> 00:04:37,360 He was looking at me. We were going to do it. 83 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:38,920 Butthole. Ow. 84 00:04:40,620 --> 00:04:43,360 Mankind needs me. She was not your chick, Butthead. She was looking at me. 85 00:04:45,460 --> 00:04:46,460 Hey, Butthead. 86 00:04:46,740 --> 00:04:48,400 It kind of, like, um, sucked. 87 00:04:48,970 --> 00:04:50,430 That we didn't get to score with that chick? 88 00:04:50,910 --> 00:04:52,750 Uh, yeah, kind of. 89 00:04:53,570 --> 00:04:57,490 But at least now that we're not scoring with her, we can, like, you know, do 90 00:04:57,490 --> 00:04:58,490 other stuff. 91 00:04:58,510 --> 00:05:00,870 Yeah, like we could look at these pictures again. 92 00:05:01,230 --> 00:05:02,230 Uh, yeah. 93 00:05:05,990 --> 00:05:07,550 These don't really look all that great. 94 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:10,630 Yeah, seems like they look better back in the office. 95 00:05:11,610 --> 00:05:13,930 Maybe we should take more of the saltpeter stuff. 96 00:05:14,330 --> 00:05:15,330 Oh, yeah, yeah. 97 00:05:17,690 --> 00:05:18,690 Peter. 98 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:25,440 These guys are cool. 99 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:30,460 You take a mortal man and 100 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:36,600 put him in control. 101 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:43,760 Watch him become a god. 102 00:05:48,110 --> 00:05:50,550 Watch people hit the road. 103 00:05:53,230 --> 00:05:54,450 Whoa. 104 00:05:57,570 --> 00:05:58,790 Cool. 105 00:06:04,810 --> 00:06:06,510 Grandpa Buster. 106 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:23,760 Whoa. A peaceful man. 107 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:25,920 Yes! 108 00:06:30,860 --> 00:06:32,260 Whoa. 109 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:36,660 Shit. 110 00:06:54,210 --> 00:06:55,810 That was cool. 111 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:58,750 Fire is cool. 112 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:03,350 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 7949

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