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A little to the right.
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No, the right.
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Up a little.
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There, yes!
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Oh, the picture's perfect. Keep it right
there.
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Hi, guys. Check it out. My dad bought us
a new satellite dish.
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I'm going to be able to watch 200
channels.
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Uh, you mean like on TV?
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Yeah, it's so cool.
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200 channels!
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Finally, a chance to hang out together.
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This is cool, huh, guys? Shut up,
Stuart. We're trying to watch TV.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Keep it shut.
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Now, back to Night of the Comatose
Decapitated Undead, Part 7.
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TV violence
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rules.
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Uh, wait a minute, guys.
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I don't think my mom... What are you
boys watching?
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Get out of the way, dammit. Sorry, boys,
but as Stuart's mother, I need to
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protect him from the media's glamorous
portrayals of violence.
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There. That's better.
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Why don't you watch baseball?
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That was a pretty good game.
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Stuart, dear, please change the channel.
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Sorry, guys.
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Dammit.
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What the hell is your mom's problem,
Stuart?
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Your mom sucks.
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that may not be appropriate for some
viewers.
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That's right, this story is full of
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extreme graphic violence.
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I repeat, you may not want your children
watching this shocking, violent,
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exclusive eyewitness news report.
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I'm sorry, boys, but I've really got to
put my foot down.
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You see, I'm a mother, and it's my job
to eliminate bad influences from my
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little boy's life.
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You'd be amazed at how damaging violence
can be to Stuart's psyche.
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Why, his father took him to a PG -13
movie and the poor boy had nightmares
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week. So please, let's keep the TV tuned
to children's programming, okay?
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Super.
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Dammit, this wussy crap is pissing me
off! Come on, come on, get violent!
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I wanna see some violence!
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Beavis, you dumbass, it's just a kid's
show.
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Here, I'll find something violent. No
way, I wanna do it! Give me that, you
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of a bitch!
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Dammit, Beavis, I'm gonna shove this
remote control right up your butt!
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No!
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Dammit, this no -violence crap is
starting to piss me off.
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Yeah, really.
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What's the point of having 200 channels
if you aren't gonna watch anything cool?
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I'm going to talk to your father about
returning that satellite dish as soon as
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he comes home.
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All those channels do is promote
violence.
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Whoa, look. He's got a knife.
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I bet we're going to see some violence.
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It's a cooking show, dumbass. He's just
going to, like, cut food with it.
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Damn it, butt -head. Change it back or I
swear I'll rip your butthole off.
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I'm going to kick you in the head.
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These baby rabbits will spend a full
year fighting over time. That is, unless
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the hungry find them first.
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Whoa.
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Wait a minute.
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Happiness.
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You said penis.
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That's what I tell you. I know.
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Why do you think they call it happiness?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, because like, you know,
it's like your wiener.
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When your wiener is happy, you're happy.
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Yeah.
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I wasn't feeling very good when the song
started, but I feel pretty good now.
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Feeling pretty happy.
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Thank you.
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Shut up, Beavis. You're a miserable
piece of crap.
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Shut up, butthead.
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I'm happier than you. No way, Beavis.
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You're miserable because, like, nobody
likes you, chicks don't like you, you're
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not good at anything.
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Yeah, but I'm...
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I'm hung like a horse.
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Feeling pretty good.
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Shiny, happy people.
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Shiny, happy people.
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Thank you.
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