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Ah, boy.
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I feel pretty good right about now.
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Yeah.
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I feel pretty good, too.
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I think I finally got some sleep.
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Yeah, yeah. You know, I just, um...
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I don't know why, I just feel pretty
good.
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Uh,
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I
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think we're late again.
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School's closed.
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It's a holiday, you dumbasses.
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Whoa.
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No school.
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Yeah, no school.
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Wow. Hey guys, what are you doing here?
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Didn't you hear? School's closed.
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Uh, yeah.
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Hey, do you guys want to go do
something?
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Uh, no.
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I was just kidding. I have to meet with
my buds in the youth group. See you
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guys.
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Whoa. That was cool.
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I thought he was going to, like, follow
us around again.
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Yeah. Yeah, that was cool.
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Ah, boy.
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Whoa, check it out, butthead porn.
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Whoa.
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Cool.
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Make a check.
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That
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was
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cool. Yeah.
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This day just keeps getting better.
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Yeah. I still feel pretty good.
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Look at him.
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Hey, Beavis. I think that's our dog.
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Remember? Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Hey, get the hell off my dog.
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Things are starting to roll.
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Whoa.
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This is cool.
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What? What's cool?
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This. I think it's like blood.
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Oh, yeah.
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Cool.
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Maybe we should tell the dude who lives
here.
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Yeah, really.
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What?
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Hi, I'm he. We just wanted to tell you
that there's some blood out here, and
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he. It's pretty cool. Yeah.
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It's like on your sidewalk. Check it
out.
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Yeah. I wonder how it got there.
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It's probably not blood.
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Just forget it. No way. I'm never going
to forget this.
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Yeah. Me neither.
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Here's a buck. Go home.
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Whoa. Cool.
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Thanks, dude.
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Yeah, yeah, thanks.
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If we find anything else cool, we'll let
you know.
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Hey,
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guess what we found out.
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Yeah, check it out. It's a dead bird.
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Check it out.
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Yeah, it's dead.
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So, you guys forget about this, right?
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Forget about what?
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How about 20 bucks?
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Cool.
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Yeah.
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We were just going to give it to you,
but we'll take 20 bucks.
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There you go.
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Thanks again, dude.
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That dude is the coolest ever.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Someday I'd like to be like that.
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You know, a kid finds a dead bird, you
give him 20 bucks for it. Yeah, that's
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cool.
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Beavis, life just keeps getting better.
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Damn good, Nacho.
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Hey! Hey, girls!
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Look, listen up. I need some money.
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Uh, okay.
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We got plenty.
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Hey, man.
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Thanks. Whoa.
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Cool.
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Pod over.
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Hey,
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buddy. I hope you got insurance.
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Oh, damn it. You ruined my new bondo
job.
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You're not... This is cool.
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I don't get any better than this.
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What a cool day.
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Sure is.
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Oh, look at all these naked dudes.
They're like sitting there. What's going
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Yeah.
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Look, you can see that one dude's
nutsack.
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Look, a butt cheek.
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A schlong.
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A nad.
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Those are just hands, Beavis.
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That's not his nads, his nutsack, or his
butt cheek.
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I don't know.
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You know, this is kind of messed up.
It's like they have these dudes there,
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it's like they don't even think of them
like people. They're just like there.
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They're like these things for those
chicks. They're just like... look at
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like, get off on them. It's like, it's
disgusting.
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It makes me mad.
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This man should be, like, ashamed of the
way they're treating men, and, uh, and,
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uh, these men shouldn't have the, uh,
they should not be in this video.
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Yeah. Uh, well, if these chicks asked
you to get naked and be in their video,
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would you do it? Uh, yeah, yeah.
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But that's different.
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See? Then it would be me.
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I'd be naked.
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That would rule.
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How come whenever you see a chick band,
they're always, like, looking down at
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their hands when they play? Maybe
they're looking at their boobs.
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Did you ever think of that?
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Yeah, I guess I would look at my boobs,
too.
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Check it out. That drummer dude is
surrounded by a bunch of naked dudes.
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Oh, yeah.
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These chicks must be pretty cool.
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They, like, just have a bunch of naked
dudes sitting around for them to use
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whenever they need it. Yeah, yeah, it's
like some bands, you know, have, like, a
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bunch of water bottles and stuff around
when they get thirsty, but, like, these
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chicks, like, just keep naked dudes in
that room. I mean, you know, for a
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That's pretty cool. Yeah.
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That's a pretty good idea.
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You'll probably see a lot more bands
doing that now.
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