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Uh, hello, can I, uh, hi, how, may I,
uh, hey
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Beavis, what's that thing we're supposed
to say?
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Oh, um, hey, I think it's, um, um,
bunghole. Yeah, bunghole.
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Uh, do you want, like, some food or
something?
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No, I want your money.
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Uh, will that be all for you today?
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Now, empty the drawer.
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Uh, empty my drawers?
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I've got a gun, idiot.
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This is a robbery.
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Whoa. Cool.
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Hey,
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Beaver. That dude says he's got a gun.
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Cool.
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Tell him to go home and get it.
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It's in my pants.
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Don't make me take it out.
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Whip it out.
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There. Now give me some money.
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Whoa.
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Uh, okay.
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Damn. It's the cops.
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Damn it. Yeah, really.
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Damn it.
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It's that dumbass cop again. He probably
wants another free refill.
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All right, listen. I work here. You got
it? It's my first day and you're
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training me.
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Don't screw up. Remember, I got a gun.
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Uh.
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What was that gun part again?
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Hey, fill it.
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And not so much ice this time.
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Do you work here?
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Watch where you're pointing that
butthole. What are you doing back there?
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Tell him. I told you to stop that
asswipe.
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He's gonna whip it out, butthead.
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It's my first day on the job, and this
kid's training me.
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Could you tell this asswipe to quit
pointing his gun at me?
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Freeze, scumbag!
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Congratulations. You boys just made a
citizen's arrest.
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Uh, really?
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Yeah, cool.
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That cop said we can just, like, bust
people and stuff.
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Because we're, like, citizens.
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Yeah, cool.
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We're citizens now.
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Citizens.
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Beware the long arm of Butthead.
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Beware the long wiener of Beavis.
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Yeah?
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Uh, excuse me, sir.
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We're citizens.
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So? Uh, how old are you, sir? What?
Yeah, well, I think you're old enough to
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know better. Can you step out of the
car, please? Why?
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What's this all about?
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Hey, we'll ask the questions, sir.
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Uh... How much have you had to drink
today, sir? You can make it easy on us
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if you just cooperate.
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Hey, I'm going somewhere else.
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Well,
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everything looks secure out here.
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Hey, buddy, let's arrest her.
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Yeah, she looks suspicious.
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Excuse me, ma 'am. Is that yours?
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I don't know.
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You don't know, huh?
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Yeah, well, maybe you better start
remembering.
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Ma 'am, that wrapper didn't get there by
itself, and it's not just going to pick
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itself up. So if you could just, like,
lean over and, you know... Yeah, yeah.
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Aren't you guys paid to clean it up?
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Ma 'am, we're here to keep this store
safe.
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Now, we had a robbery earlier today, and
I was almost killed trying to protect
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this store.
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Now, I don't know if you had anything to
do with it or not, but when I see
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garbage on the floor, it tells me that
people don't care. And when people stop
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caring, that's when crime breeds, and
criminals take over. All right, all
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I'll pick it up.
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In society, um... Whoa.
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Cool.
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Yeah, now that's better.
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Maybe you'll think about it next time.
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Hello? I'd like to order.
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Book him, Beavis.
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You're under arrest, sir.
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Very funny, smartass.
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Okay, now step out of the car, sir.
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Nice and slow. Move it.
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Now, like, put your hands on the car and
spread them.
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Spread them! Spread them!
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Yeah. Now whip out your schlong.
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You're just making it harder on
yourself, pal. Come on. You better say
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fast. The cops are here already.
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Remember me?
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Hey, how's it going?
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Ow! Ow!
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Hey, you're under arrest.
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Ow! You were finished!
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Ah!
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Whoa, check it out, but it is an Audi.
That's not an Audi, Beavis. There are
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of them. See at the nipples.
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Those aren't nipples, but look how low
they are.
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No way, Beaver. That's just because she
doesn't have any legs or a butt.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Besides, nipples can be low.
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Just look at your mom.
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Yeah, I guess they are nipples, man.
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Whoa, check out the black juice.
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Yeah.
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He's going to save the day.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Check it out. He's shaking his head.
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Wake up. Wake up, honky.
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Yeah.
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That dude's like Fang.
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Dammit, quit messing with my head and go
get my legs.
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Check it out, butthead. A blot.
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Yeah.
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Your mother, the blot.
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I'm not a mother.
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That's a bee.
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Well, that dude's got a pet bee.
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That's pretty cool, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Okay. Good night. See you tomorrow.
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