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And this class is the computer that will
act as Highland High School's gateway
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to the information superhighway.
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Now, I know that all of you will use
this responsibly, but the school board
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worried that some of you will be tempted
to access adult services, some of which
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do contain pornographic images.
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Whoa.
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That's why the faculty will be taking
strict measures against anyone who
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the computer.
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Okay. Any questions?
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Uh, well, uh, how do we get porn?
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Very funny, butthead.
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Okay, if there aren't any questions,
we'll head back to class, okay?
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Whoa, free porn.
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Yeah, yeah, how do we get it?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure you can install
it, but I'd like to see you download
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anything else with only four megs of
RAM.
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Welcome to the future.
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Here is your free porn.
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Hey, Stuart.
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We need you to get us some of that free
porn.
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No way, guys.
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You heard Mr. Van Driessen. We'll get in
big trouble.
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No, we won't. Yeah.
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Porn is good for you.
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Did you know that?
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Come on, guys.
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Get us some porn. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Come on, let's check it out. Come on.
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Guys,
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can't we just hang out?
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Uh, no.
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Uh,
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didn't you, like, promise us?
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A really long time ago that you were
going to get us some porn? Yes. Yeah,
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promised. Guys.
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Come on, Stuart. Everybody does it.
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It'll be fine.
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Come on, Stuart. Get us some porn.
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Yeah, yeah. Come on. Get us some porn.
Here we go.
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Porn. Oh, porn. Oh, porn. Oh, porn.
Please leave me alone.
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Porn. Porn. Porn.
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Come on, Stuart.
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But I...
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Okay, okay.
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Well,
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that's a start.
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Yeah, keep going. We want to see naked
chicks.
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Buck naked, yeah.
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Hey, what about that one?
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Oh, no.
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That one's illegal in this state. Come
on, I want to see it. I want to see it.
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Damn it.
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Yeah, come on, Stewart.
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Do it.
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Okay, guys.
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Whoa. Whoa!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, boy.
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Come to my head.
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Yeah!
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What in God's name is going on here?
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Oh, my God!
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I think you killed her, Stuart.
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Now, as you boys know, we have strict
rules about accessing computer
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from the library.
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So before I sentence you to an extremely
harsh punishment, I want to know how
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you little punks did it.
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Come on. You idiots can save yourself a
lot of trouble if you'll just tell me
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who helped you log on.
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I did that myself.
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But Stuart got us the porn. What?
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He's pretty good.
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But I... Well, that's it. You're all
getting detention for the rest of the
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And you've lost all your computer
privileges.
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Stuart's in trouble.
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That's cool.
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Hey,
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Stuart.
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After we get out of here, can you help
us get some more porn?
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Yeah, yeah.
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This time, get us more butt shots.
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Leave me alone.
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You guys already got me in enough
trouble.
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Uh... So?
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Yeah, yeah. We need more porn. Come on,
Stuart.
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Shut the hell up! Will you guys please
leave me alone?
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Here, you can play with my Game Boy.
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Uh... The fuck?
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No, wait, butthead. If you can, like,
clothe your eyes and make them blurry.
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That thing over there kind of looks like
a naked chick with big boobs.
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Check it out.
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Whoa. Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Whoa.
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They're cracking concrete.
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You said crack.
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Well, I guess I'll just do this for a
while.
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Whoa!
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They're rolling around in a pool of
feces!
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Oh, yeah. Cool.
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I think this video is like a tribute to
turds.
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Yeah, it's about time.
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I've been meaning to do a tribute to my
own turds.
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It's called Poop, a Retrospective.
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You know who I'd like to see roll around
in a bunch of feces?
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Cootie and the Blowfish.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, that would be cool.
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With a little love and a little
tenderness.
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Yeah.
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That would rule.
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Yeah, yeah. And I think it would really
go with the music really well, too.
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