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Okay,
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listen up.
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Part of physical education is learning
what makes your body break down.
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What we're talking about today, class,
is alcohol.
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It's my hope that when you meet our
guest today, His disgusting, repulsive
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physical condition will be enough to
convince you to stay sober.
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Here he is. Now take a good look at him.
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Whoa.
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He looks cool.
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Hello, kids.
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My name is Dennis, and I'm an alcoholic.
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Cool. Yes.
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Five years ago, I had my own business. I
was making pretty good money, had a
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family, a nice house.
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But I lost it all because of my
drinking.
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Well, now I spend all my time at Rolling
Hills.
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It's a clinic for people, like me, who
have a problem with alcohol.
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That's cool.
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Hey, Beavis, maybe they can help us with
our problem.
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Yeah, maybe they could get us some beer.
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Hi, how can I help you?
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Uh, we've had a lot of trouble, like,
getting beer and stuff.
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Yeah, I mean, we heard you could set us
up. I see.
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It sounds like you need our support
group for alcoholics.
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Yeah.
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I'll put you in Dr. Steve's group. Why
don't you follow me?
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This is gonna be cool.
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Hi, guys. Welcome. Have a seat. Hey,
how's it going?
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Uh, hey.
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So, uh, what are you drinking?
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Well, it looks like our family has two
new members. What are your names?
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Uh, I'm Butthead, and this is, uh,
Beavis.
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We're alcoholics.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Where's the kick?
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Welcome, Butthead. Welcome, Beavis. I'm
Dr.
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Steve. The other members of our group
were just telling us a bit about why
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they're here.
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Hi, my name is Joe, and I'm an
alcoholic.
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And last week I spent my whole paycheck
on booze. Whoa. Yeah, all right.
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Do you have any left?
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Beavis and Butthead, why don't you guys
share a little bit about why you're
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here? Well,
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we saw this commercial, and there was,
like, this guy, and he had, you know,
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like, a beer.
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And then there were all these chicks.
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That was cool.
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Yeah, yeah.
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It's like we need beer, and we don't
want to wait till we're 21.
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Yeah, I started early myself.
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Yeah, man, I heard that.
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For me, it was always like beer and
chicks.
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Beer and chicks, man.
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And, you know, and it was crazy.
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You guys rule.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, beer and chicks.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Okay, group.
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We're going to continue sharing our
experiences with each other.
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Who wants to go first?
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I think I've finally cleaned myself up.
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Wow, that's great, man. That's really
great.
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But, you know, just take it one day at a
time.
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Hey! Butthead, did you have something to
say?
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Yeah,
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I just want to know when we're going to
get some beer.
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Hey, man, I know what it's like.
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I once went two years without a drink.
Yeah, but I've never had a drink.
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You guys were supposed to get us some
beer.
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Yeah. Why don't you just stop all this
whining crap and break out a couple of
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cold ones?
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Mmm, cold ones.
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That does sound pretty good. Guys, we've
all been through a lot.
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Yeah, let's go. There's a bar right down
the street.
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Come on, what's one beer gonna do?
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Yeah, we'll just have one, and then
we'll come right back.
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Guys, let's try to remember why we're
here, huh?
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Come on. You know, I bet I could drink
just one and then stop.
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Yeah, yeah, come on. Couple tall,
frosty, smooth, cold ones.
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Pure and cool as a mountain stream.
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You know, guys, I can't take it. I need
a drink.
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Come on.
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Yeah, let's drink. Okay, guys.
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Hold on to your centers.
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Remember your centers.
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Look, I told you kids, you got no ID,
you look underage, and if I serve you, I
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go to jail.
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Then, uh, how about one for the road?
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Yeah, you know, like, um, one to help
me, um, forget or something.
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Get out of here, both of you!
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It's okay, Barton.
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These are good kids, yeah, you know.
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Uh, you know, you boys remind me of me
when I was a kid.
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Yeah.
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Someday we're gonna be like you.
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Yeah, yeah.
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We're gonna be drunk.
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That's my boy.
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I'll be damned, it's Dave Navarro.
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Uh, who?
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Dave Navarro. See, um, he was in, um...
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Another band, and then he quit, and now
he's in the Chili Peppers or something.
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How do you know?
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I saw it on MTV News.
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You hear it first.
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You're a dork, Beaver.
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Did you hear it from Kurt
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Groter?
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No, from Tabitha Thorin.
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Get it?
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Or in.
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I get it, Viva. You're a dork.
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You know the MTV News theme song?
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Yeah.
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You hear it first.
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How come the Chili Peppers, like,
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have a new guitar player, like, every
couple weeks?
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Well, I think what happened is, um...
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Like, they join the band, and then,
like, leave, I guess, you know, like,
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chicken ass, you know, on the plate.
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And I'm like, Anthony, you know, getting
all the chicks.
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And then, you know, the guitar player
says, you know, screw this.
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Did you hear that on MTV News?
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They took my ass. You.
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Hear it first. Beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep.
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