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Tomorrow on The Price is Right.
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And now the exciting conclusion of Naked
Chick Killer.
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But Nikki, I don't have a swimsuit.
That's okay. No one's around.
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Live a little.
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They're going to get killed.
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Hey,
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this lake is giving me the creeps. Me
too.
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Let's go.
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Screaming is cool.
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Yeah. Hey, buddy.
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Let's go outside and scream.
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Uh, okay.
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Hey,
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that's that guy from Dumb and Dumber.
Oh, yeah.
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I think that's dumb.
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Oh, yeah.
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Whoa.
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We need to get one of those.
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Yeah, yeah, I know.
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I know, I know. I've been saying that
for a long time, but it... Like, we need
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to get a cool -looking chick.
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Maybe then people will start to respect
us.
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Like, we'll start getting respect, and
then we'll get more chicks.
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And then, like, with more chicks, like,
we'll get more respect. And after that,
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we'll get, like, more money.
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We'll get, like, more chicks, more
money, and more respect, and we'll just,
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like, keep on going. And all it takes is
just getting that first chick.
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Yeah, we can just get one chick. I'm not
talking about the chick butt munch.
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I was talking about that air freshener
thing in the car.
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Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Sorry about that.
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Those dudes are stupid.
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It's like three guys and one chick, and
no one's even trying to score with them.
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Yeah, really.
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If it was me back there, I'd be like,
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Hey, baby.
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Mind if I take off my pants? Yeah.
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That's pretty smooth, baby. Yeah, yeah,
I know.
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And then I'd, like, pull down my pants
real slow, like...
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How
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come this, this, this, this dork,
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who, like, has glasses and is ugly, gets
all these chicks to line up and talk to
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him? And we can't even do that.
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Well, maybe we should try, like,
standing outside with one of those coats
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and, like, a clipboard and, like,
pretend like something cool is
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I already tried that one.
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Really? Yeah, I've tried everything.
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I've tried it with a clipboard.
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I've tried it with a notebook.
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And I've done it all. It never works.
Shut up, Beavis.
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Okay, dude, you ready? Yeah.
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One, two, three.
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Oh, cool.
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Keep at it. Let's try screaming
somewhere else.
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Okay.
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This is gonna be cool.
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Yeah.
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I'm gonna scream really loud.
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Yeah.
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Me too.
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Who in the hell could that be at this
hour?
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I tell you what, it sure as hell better
be Ed McMahon and Dick Clark.
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Hello,
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police?
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This here is Tom Anderson at 4120
Woodrow Court.
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There's two hoodlums who came by my
doorstep and started screaming bloody
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murder. Hell, I don't know if they're
armed.
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Shut the hell up!
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My kids are trying to sleep!
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Why the hell don't you stop screaming?
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You're not helping!
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Oh, yeah!
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Well, why don't you stay the hell out of
it? Yeah, well, how would you like me
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to kick your ass?
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This is cool.
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Wait, dude. Here comes someone.
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Let's do it.
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All right, you little punks, I got you.
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Go ahead, scream all you want.
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Do you like this?
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Huh? Do you like people screaming?
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Now, damn it! The last thing I need to
deal with are a couple of noise vandals
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like you! You see, when I hear people
screaming, it usually means there's
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trouble! But if not, it's just like that
little brat who cried wolf.
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And someday, when there really is
trouble, I'm not gonna...
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Now, if there really is trouble, all you
have to do is call.
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Here's my number. And if you want to
scream, you can scream all you want
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your own home.
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Just don't do it!
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Now,
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put your asses home.
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That was cool.
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Yes.
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Whoa, this thing is cool.
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It's like a dog skull.
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Yeah.
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Whoa.
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Oh, damn it.
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Now it's gone.
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Yeah.
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Now the dog's gone, and it's just this
guy.
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You get the ankles and I'll get the
wrist. You get the ankles and I'll get
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wrist.
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It all comes down to this.
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The wrist.
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That's kind of like when that Jimmy
Swagger dude says that.
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I don't know about you, but when I woke
up today, I felt good.
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I felt like I didn't have to move.
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Yeah.
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It's like, you need to plant a seed. A
seed of faith.
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That wasn't that good, butthead.
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Yes, it was, Beaver.
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It rolled.
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I wonder if that
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dog's going to come back. I don't think
it's coming back. I'm going to change
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it. No, no, wait, buddy. Come on. It
might come back.
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Besides, I'm like, you know, I'm
starting to like this.
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Get the ankles. I'll get the wrist.
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Let's watch something else.
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All right, Van Halen. Van Halen kicks
ass.
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Yeah.
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Oh, boy.
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Is this Van Halen?
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Yeah,
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but it's like, where's Eddie?
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Yeah, I mean, you know, I mean, how can
they fire Van Halen from Van Halen?
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Yeah.
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We can push with all our might.
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Athletes.
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I know nothing's gonna change.
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And if I ask enough to try.
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This is kind of like a country video.
Because it's like, you know, it has like
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football players and like old people and
dogs and stuff in it. Yeah, yeah, it's
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like every time you watch TNN.
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All the video panels have stuff in them.
Yeah.
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All they need now is a big pickup truck.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Oh,
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check
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it out. They put plastic on their couch.
We should try that.
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That's stupid.
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Then you can't get any stains on it.
Yeah, yeah.
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Then, like, you wouldn't even have to,
like, get up and go to the bathroom,
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Because I've noticed, like, over at
Stewart's house where they have that
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on the couch, if you pee on it, it just
kind of, like, rolls off and it just,
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like, goes away.
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Uh, oh, yeah.
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That's cool.
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That was cool when that cop
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screamed right in our ears.
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Oh, yeah.
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He was pretty loud.
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Yeah.
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And then he said we could scream all we
want just as long as it's in our own
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house. That's cool.
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Yeah. Hey, Beavis, let's call Stuart.
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Yeah.
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Hello.
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That was a pretty cool idea.
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For a cop.
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Let's call him.
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Here's the number he gave us.
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This is gonna be cool.
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Highland Police.
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