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And that's why the woman I most admire
is recording artist Katie Lang. Thank
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you, Cassandra.
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Okay, let's see. Who hasn't gone yet?
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Beavis, are you ready to inspire us with
your report?
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You're next, dill hole.
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Come on, Beavis. Stand up and tell us
about the woman you admire most.
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Um, oh yeah, um, okay.
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Go ahead, reveal to us the identity of
this profoundly influential female.
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Oh yeah, um, um, uh, my mom.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, my mom.
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You wuss.
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Butthead, I hope your oral report is a
little wider in scope than Beavis's.
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Uh, the woman I admire most is, uh,
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Beavis's mom.
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Boys,
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I'm going to have to ask that you redo
these reports.
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I want you to research...
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And plunge deeply into the subject
matter this time. Okay.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. I've seen this before.
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This chick beats herself on the head
later. Cool.
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Oh, yeah.
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This is going to be cool.
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You know what this band is called?
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It's called Seven Year Bitch.
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It's like when a band has a name like
Seven Year Bitch, it's like they don't
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need to be very good. Yeah.
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Although it helps when they're sexy.
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Yeah.
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Okay,
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here I come.
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Here she goes.
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Yeah, yeah, here you go. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Come on, come on. Yeah.
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It kind of looks like she got a little
special feeling from doing that.
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We're all so smart and we're all so
dense.
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I think that song is supposed to be like
how we're all like stupid and stuff.
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What do you mean? You mean like we're
stupid or like everybody's stupid?
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Damn it, Beavis. I don't know. I'm not
some rocket ship or something.
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We need to learn about chicks.
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Yeah.
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I assume you mean the 51 % of our
population known as women.
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Uh, no.
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We want chicks.
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Yeah.
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In the words of the great feminist
anthem, I am woman, hear me roar.
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He bought it. I think she wants you.
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Yeah.
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Probably.
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Well, boys, I'm happy to tell you that I
have set aside a whole section of
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featured books in honor of Women's
History Month.
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I think Susan B. Anthony is an excellent
place to start.
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All right.
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Or perhaps... Perhaps this biography
about the pioneering psychologist, Dr.
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Carla Horney, is a better choice.
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Do you find psychology funny?
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Yeah.
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Wait a minute.
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I've got just the thing.
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I bet you do.
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It's up here somewhere.
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Oh, yes.
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Here it is.
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Sarah Dewey.
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Wife of the man whose name graces our
wonderful Dewey Decimal System.
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Cool. I thought you boys would feel
inspired.
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Oh, here's another one.
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Here,
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why don't I help you get started?
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You'll need some paper.
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Set your margins, and we'll start.
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Thesis statement. Many researchers today
believe that Sarah
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Dixon Dewey was, in fact, the inventor
of the famed Dewey Decimal
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System.
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Uh, and in con...
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We believe it should be changed to the
Dixon decimal system.
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Because she would probably keep her name
if their partnership
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was truly equal.
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Cool.
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Yeah.
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It sounds what?
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Did you notice that?
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Bravo, boys. I'm super impressed.
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Well, class, this report leaves little
doubt that Sarah Dixon Dewey is the
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Beavis and Butthead admire most.
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Uh, no.
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The chick I most admire is that
librarian chick.
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What? I don't understand.
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Yeah.
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It's like, first we almost saw her butt,
and then she did all the work for us.
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And, like, we just sat there and didn't
do anything except, like, look at her
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legs. Yeah.
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She rolled.
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Smith again.
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Whoa.
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Check it out. Oh, wow. Grim Reaper
again.
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Whoa. Look at that big boat.
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These videos are funny. Oh, yeah.
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These guys should be on that show to
date.
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Yeah.
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Because they fuck.
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Oh, what is that thing? It's like, these
guys fuck so bad, they have to go to
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their concert in these armored vehicles.
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You know that singer? He looks a little
better in this video. It's like, he
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doesn't look as ugly as... Never mind.
Yeah.
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Too bad he's not good looking like me.
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I think that's supposed to be Wolverine.
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That's not Wolverine.
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No, no, that's not Wolverine. I know,
but like, you know, in England they
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probably like draw them different
because they're dumb.
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No, that's not Wolverine.
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Yeah, it is, but it's just like, you
know.
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A little different than the American
Wolverine. That is not Wolverine, but...
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Okay, okay, butt munch. It's not
Wolverine. Who cares?
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Now just shut the hell up so at least I
can have a good time watching this crap.
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Well, how can you have a good time if
it's not really Wolverine and you think
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is? Damn it, Beavis. Shut up.
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Okay.
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This sucks.
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Yeah. Why did Van Driessen make us do
this crap?
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And what was all that crap he said about
us not respecting chicks?
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Oh, no, no, no. That doesn't go there.
If you'd paid closer attention during
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research, you'd remember that books with
a dewey decimal number starting with
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the number nine go up here.
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Let me show you.
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Uh...
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And now you should be able to see the
inherent beauty of the Dewey Decimal
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System. Uh, I see the beauty.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, me too.
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Oh, man. Is this football?
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Uh, no, I think this is that shampoo
commercial.
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How come you always watch Telemundo,
Beaver?
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Oh, yeah.
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Seems like they always have some big,
fat host on Telemundo that's, like, all
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dorky -looking.
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And then, like...
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All the chicks are really good looking.
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That guy's cool.
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Yeah. He always walks up to the chicks
with his microphone and goes...
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I bet
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he scores constantly.
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Yeah.
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You know what I think I'm gonna do? I'm
gonna shave my chest like these dudes.
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Walk around with one of these breaths.
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Like learn to dab like that.
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And then... They will score all the
time.
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Instead of doing that, why don't you
just, like, talk all that Spanish stuff?
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That would probably work.
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I'm going to try becoming one of those
big fat dudes
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and go... Yeah, I like that.
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This music kind of sucks.
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This isn't even music, really.
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This is just, like... That kind of crap
that guy plays down at the organ store
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at the mall. On one of those $10 ,000
organs.
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How much for your organ, sir?
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Uh, that'll be $10 ,000, son. Please
don't touch it.
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