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We'll be right back with more of the
life cycle of the dung beetle right
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this.
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Dung.
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It's cold in here.
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Hey, buddy, that dog just talked.
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He did not, dumbass.
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Won't you please take me into your nice,
warm home? See, his lips aren't moving.
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Oh, yeah.
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He's like communicating
telepathetically.
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Oh, yeah.
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Every year we kill thousands of dogs
like the one you see here just because
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weren't adopted in time.
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We don't like to do it, but we have to.
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It's the law. Whoa.
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Adopt a dog now.
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Before it's too late.
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Hey, Beavis.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Yeah.
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Those dung beetles are pretty cool.
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Dumbass.
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He's thinking.
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Oh, I see.
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You tap yourself on the side of the head
to think.
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I haven't tried that.
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This guy pronounces words weird.
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Yeah, really.
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A little bit more than you could ever
say.
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Fade away, fade away.
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What kind of an accent is that?
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I think that's the way they talk in,
like, Wafflevania.
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Oh, yeah.
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And I was, like, thinking he was from
California.
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What's that dude's problem?
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Like,
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he's a little too into the music.
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Yeah, really. It's kind of embarrassing.
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Yeah. The other dudes in the band are
probably, like, going, God, I wish he
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wouldn't do that.
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Whoa, what's he doing?
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He's like, come on, come on, open it up.
Come on, give me my damn candy bar
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back. I wasn't done yet. I was saving
that for after the video. Spit it out.
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That was stupid, Beaver. Well, that was
kind of funny.
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You know what? You know.
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Beaver, stop trying to be funny.
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Our dog's going to be cool.
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We'll have to, like, teach him to do
cool tricks and stuff.
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Yeah. Sit, boy. Sit, sit.
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Sit or I'll kick your ass.
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That's not a cool trick.
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A cool trick is, like, to teach him to,
like, bite stuff.
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Bite, bite, bite. Bite everything.
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We're going to teach him to, like, bite
stuff that sucks.
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This is going to be cool.
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Can I help you?
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We'd like to see the big dogs, please.
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Yeah, the ones that bite.
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Right back there.
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Come
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here,
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doggie.
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Beba, the test.
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Come here, dumbass.
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Don't worry, dude.
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That answer was incorrect.
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The penalty of death.
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Woof. Woof.
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Woof.
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See that? The tap. Hurry up.
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Ah, he bit me!
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He bit me, damn it!
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We have a winner.
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Come on.
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Uh,
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bot?
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Whoa there, boys. Where do you think
you're going with that pup?
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Uh, we, like, adopted him. Yeah, he's
ours.
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Have either of you two boys ever taken
care of a dog before?
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Well,
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that ain't important.
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You look like responsible boys. Now, you
do know what a dog like this eats,
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don't you?
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Uh, garbage?
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Well,
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dog food actually dries best.
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I'll give you boys some coupons before
you leave.
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Okay, now, if your dog goes to the
bathroom in the house, what do you do?
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Rub his nose in it.
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I'd kick his ass.
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Rub his nose in it, then kick his ass.
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No,
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you can't never hit your dog. No matter
what he does.
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If he takes a dump in my house, I'm
going to kick his ass.
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Okay,
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now, here's a pamphlet on that.
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We can just get that $50 adoption fee.
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I'll tell you what, boys. I think we'll
just waive that fee.
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Could you please get that dog out of
here?
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Okay.
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Sit down.
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No! Cut it off!
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I think it was a shih tzu.
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You know, maybe if they put more thug
fans in prison, like, people
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would, like, you know, try to stay out
of prison. Maybe it would have a
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effect on some generations of the youth.
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Quit trying to sound smart.
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Oh, yeah.
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Actually, I think they should all just
get the chair. Yeah.
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According to Grim Reaper.
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He's got a fat little face.
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Yeah, he's got like that really bloated
face look like you get when you eat too
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many of those urinal mints.
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Uh, what are you talking about, Beaver?
You know, you know, those little round
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things in the urinal, you know, that
they put there, you know, so you can,
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know, like freshen up after you take a
leak. Beaver, you're not supposed to eat
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those. Oh, come here.
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I knew that. Yeah, I'm just kidding.
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Dumbass.
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Hi.
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I'm your tour guide.
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Welcome to the Wolf Gardens.
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It was here that George Washington first
chopped off his wiener. In any life.
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Like an anchor.
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Yeah. Like an anchor.
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Anchor.
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It's the mouth.
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Anchor. Anchor. Can you say that?
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Dumbass.
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Anchor.
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What you say should be from your own
mind. What you say should be from your
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mind?
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That's stupid.
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Yeah, really. Sometimes I can't hear all
those voices in my mind, you know?
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Wait a minute, buddy. Wait a minute. I'm
getting something.
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Hey, Beavis, throw the stick.
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Fetch, dog wipe.
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Yeah, go get it.
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Uh,
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check it out, he missed the stick.
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Um, he's still running, but it... Yeah,
he's like way past it.
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What a dumb dog.
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What a dumbass.
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We can get another one.
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Whoa. They're like diving into the fish
tank.
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That's cool.
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things were like just really fancy,
clear toilets.
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I mean, you know, I usually like, you
know, take a leak in those things.
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Beavis, you think everything's a toilet.
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Well, they're fishing there, right? They
go to the bathroom in there, right?
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Yeah.
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Oh, it's a toilet.
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See?
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Yeah.
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They drink their own wee -wee.
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Yeah.
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It's Fisher.
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They're like, uh, I guess I'll take a
dump and then swim around in it.
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Yeah.
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That sounds pretty cool.
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Hey, buddy, check this out.
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Do you like these food?
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Uh, yeah.
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Uh,
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Viva, that joke only works if you have
food in your mouth.
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Dumbass. Oh, yeah.
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